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Actual emails caught in my workplace spam trap.

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We’ve Got A Floor

Just need to grout the white tiles on the separator between the bathroom & the shower area. Next step is to put up the bead board on the walls. Toss in some fixtures and we are almost there.

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We’ve Got Toilets

Not yet exactly, they are at the dealer and will be delivered tomorrow. We are almost ready for them too. The shower walls were grouted today and the floor in the room is about half done. The walls are almost ready for wainscoting.

I have started my LOST action figure collection with not just one, but two figures. I scoured ebay looking for figures I could buy for no more than $15 bucks total (price & shipping.) My main objective was Hugo (Hurley) Reyes. My first attempt fell 50¢ short. The next time I found one to bid on, it was after checking out a couple other characters, and somehow I managed to bid on a Shannon figure. Whiny Shannon was always my least favorite “main” character on the show and if the accidental purchase had any redeeming value it was that I was the only bidder (guess I’m not the only one who isn’t a Shannon fan), so she is going to cost me only a penny over the $8 shipping fee.

Luck was with me next time, as right after the Shannon auction closed I found a Hurley figure that had a couple days left on it. The next bid up was just a buck over my arbitrary fifteen buck limit, so I gave iit a shot, never figuring it would hold up. It did.

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There Was Gold In Them Thar Hills

The Post Offices still seem too far away, but the weather was too nice not to take a drive with the top down. So instead of our usual walk in the close by Hitchcock Woods we took a drive to Parsons Mountain near Abbeville.

A long time ago, back when Donna and I used to mountain bike, we came up here because someone said they had a really great trail to ride. Turns out it we didn’t think it was great. The trail (which is now closed to everything but hikers) starts out going up and then after about 3/4 mile starts really going up, not only up, but rough and rocky. I don’t remember it explicitly, but I’m thinking we did a lot of pushing our bikes.

The first part of today’s walk was still up, but we enjoyed a lot more. About 3/4 mile up there are four squares of chain link fence surrounding holes in the mountain that used to be a gold mine back in the late 1800’s. Further up the trail is a fire tower that used to be open to the public for a spectacular view. But now it is surrounded by that same chain link fencing as the gold mines. The fence doesn’t seem to be a major deterrent to some folks judging by the top of the fence and the graffiti on the tower, but it was enough to keep us out.

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Official Citizen

Sounds kind of Socialist doesn’t it? (not that there is anything wrong with that.) My 2008 Red Sox Nation membership card came in the mail today. Got a sticker too.

I’ve been a member of the Nation since I was 10 years-old or so, long before the marketing department of Major League Baseball thought there should be such a thing. I swore the oath at 12 in that incredible summer of 1967. I really don’t need the card to validate my citizenship, but seeing as they want $14.95 to join and it costs the same amount as a subscription Gameday Audio (which I usually get and is included in the membership), I signed up.

Because this weekend is a three game series against the MFY I am only listening to one of the games. The other two are on TV, because when the Red Sox play the Yankees it is like the Montagues and the Capulets, the Hatfields and the McCoys, the Sharks & the Jets, high drama makes riveting television.

But after listening to last night’s game and watching today’s, the rivalry doesn’t seem to have the same intensity so far as it has had in the past. Maybe because the FRS are still jet lagged from the Japan trip. Maybe because the Red Sox have finally exorcised the “curse” with the two championships in 4 years thing. Maybe all the Yankees are sad about them tearing down the House That Ruth Built. Or maybe it is just me.

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Hulu

Visible progress today.The shower walls got tiled and a little of floor too. Plus there was more patching and filling of walls.

I may or may not have heard about Hulu when it was first announced, but after “discovering” it a couple days ago I have been wasting quite a bit of time there. While the video is not broadcast TV quality it ain’t half bad. There are both movies and TV viewable. The movies are few and hit or miss, but there is a lot of TV, from McHale’s Navy to Bones. There are a couple of nitpick though, not all the seasons/episodes are available and not all the TV is commercial free. At least the ads are few, short and somewhat unobtrusive (so far.)

Tonight I watched Serenity, the 1-1/2 hour pilot for the sci-fi one season wonder from FOX, Firefly. A couple of months ago I rented disc one of the series from Netflix and turned it off about 10 minutes in. I guess I was a bit premature, as it turned out to be right on par with Hulu’s image quality, not half bad. I will probably watch a couple more episodes before deciding if I want to watch all 14.

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No New Pictures

I didn’t take any new photos of the bathroom today. Not that there wasn’t any progress, there was, but it was electrical, some internal plumbing and ceiling work. What seemed a simple request turned into a bit of extra work. We asked to have a foot added to the bathroom, stealing from the adjoining bedroom. When the contractor tore down that bit of wall, it turned out that there was a noticeable height difference between rooms, so he had to add a piece on sheet rock on the bathroom ceiling to even things out.

Yesterday the tile place called to tell me that I didn’t get all my tile. I guess I should have counted it, but the promised invoice never got mailed, so I didn’t know what I *should* have anyway (I got it today.) Four pieces of the 1′ square 3 x 3 floor tile was back ordered and it had just come in, but they were afraid it wasn’t the right color. Not only that, they said I should check what I had already picked up, to make sure it matched my 13 x 13 floor tiles. Last night I checked and the colors were the same. This morning the contractor did some quick figuring and I already have enough to do the job, I don’t need those other 4 pieces, so color matching them is not an issue. I think that when we were figuring the job, we ordered enough of the 3 x 3 to inset two rows as accents, and now looking at the space, one is pretty much what we want. As long as the square of 3 x 3 is still intact I can get my money back.

Good thing too, as the money back from those tiles will be enough, if not a little more, to cover ordering more bullnose tiles we still need. Seems like when we were figuring how much was required for the job we forgot about the whole vertical edge thing, we ordered only enough to run all along the top of the tile in both bathrooms. I ordered that today and it won’t be here until next week sometime, but that is not a problem because what we have on hand is enough to finish the current bath.

The big worry now is, where the heck is the pedestal sink and the toilets? The promised two to three days delivery from ordering them is now. Maybe they will be here tomorrow.

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