Sturgeon’s Law

Ninety per­cent of every­thing is crap.


Derived from a quote by sci­ence fic­tion author Theodore Stur­geon, who once said, “Sure, 90% of sci­ence fic­tion is crud. That’s because 90% of every­thing is crud.” Oddly, when Sturgeon’s Law is cited, the final word is almost invari­ably changed to ‘crap’.

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Let’s Count Shall We?

The top was down once more for the trip to work. This may be the last morn­ing for a while though, they are pre­dict­ing a return to nor­mal win­ter temps again, 30’s in the AM and 50’s in the after­noon. Once at work the top was put up because there was a chance of rain dur­ing the after­noon. Still hadn’t rained at quit­ting time, but the threat­en­ing skies made us keep the top up for the trip home.

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Roll Up and Turn On

Man, my wife is cool. I don’t know how I got so lucky. Tonight was the night of the Master’s Miata Club’s 9th anniver­sary din­ner over in Augusta. She got all dressed up, fixed her hair and face, but didn’t bat an eye my request to keep the top down for the ride over. Din­ner was at 5:45–6:00 and the sun was still up, but it was prob­a­bly only 50 degrees, no prob­lem she just put on a coat. After din­ner of the 8 Miatas in the lot (a few folks came in the MSV) there were only 2 tops down for the ride home in the near 40 degree temps at 9:00 PM. One was Rudy, Club Pres­i­dent, who never puts his up and ours. Donna just said roll up the win­dows and turn on the heat. :-)

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Fancy Restaurants

Why is it at fancy restau­rants they always serve you small por­tions on a big plate? Is that to make the food seem more spe­cial, by mak­ing you think it is so rare that you are lucky to be get­ting any at all? Then because cretins like me don’t get it, they sprin­kle froo-froo stuff all over the open spaces so the plate won’t seem as big.…

Chicken Tenderloins

We are eat­ing more chicken than ever before. Mostly the breast meat. First it was split breasts, then bone­less breasts and then we got breast strips that they called breast “ten­der­loins.” Where was the rest of the bird going? Cat food, I hope.

I usu­ally bring a microwav­able “TV” din­ner to work and every chicken dish is made with a breast. But recently they have started to throw in a din­ner or two made with the thigh meat, but they are being are being sneaky about it. They are now call­ing the bone­less thigh meat, chicken ten­der­loins. Fooled me once..

Ripping Discs

On the sev­enth day the Miata rested. As is typ­i­cal for a Sun­day around the Bog­a­r­dus house­hold, the Miata never left the garage. We usu­ally do things as a fam­ily and when we do we all pile into the MSV. Sun­day is weekly shop­ping, go out for lunch, etc. and the three of us use Donna’s Mom 4-door Civic. I spent the after­noon rip­ping CDs for the next MP3 disc for the Miata.
10,000 Mani­acs — Love Among the Ruins
Ban­gles — Great­est Hits
Beth Orton — Trailer Park
Dido — No Angel
Fine Young can­ni­bals — Fine Young Can­ni­bals
Jerry Good­man — On the Future of Avi­a­tion
Marc Cohn — Marc Cohn
Mark Knopfler — Cal
Repub­lica — Repub­lica
Seven Mary Three — Amer­i­can Stan­dard
Six­pence None The Richer — Six­pence None The Richer
Spin Doc­tors — Pock­et­full of Kryp­tonite
Suzy Bog­guss — Some­thing Up My Sleeve
Van Mor­ri­son — The Best of

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That Hosting Company Part III

From 9:30PM on Sun­day, 2/3 until 4:45 PM today, Mon­day, 2/4 the Club web site was AWOL. Email still worked and you could still get to the That Host­ing Com­pany web­site. This was dif­fer­ent than the last few episodes, usu­ally every­thing dis­ap­pears. That is still no con­so­la­tion to the thou­sands, well maybe hun­dreds, how about tens, would you believe the 1 per­son try­ing to get to the Master’s Miata Club site in that time frame.

I’m So Vain

I’m so vain, I’m so vain, I prob­a­bly think this Inter­net is about me.*

I’m in the The Mir­ror Project again. See me reflected in the hood of the Miata this time here.

* Apolo­gies to Carly Simon

SPAM

Oooh, here’s an orig­i­nal rant, but this has a twist. Decided to go through and delete my old mail. This is an irreg­u­lar event to be sure. First I dumped every­thing that was older that 2 months. This still left me with 1032 mes­sages. For the heck of it I decided to see how much of that was spam. Care­fully poked my way through and high­lighted all the ones that came in unso­licited and hit the really delete but­ton. Guess how many emails are in the deleted folder now.….743. That’s just for 2 months! The biggest chunk is the Lock­ergnome newslet­ters, I get 4 a day every week­day (135). Next is my daily re-issue of Calvin & Hobbes (53). Next with 43, is myself from my work address, I send things home so I will remem­ber to do them later. Then I get an email from Net­flix every time they ship or receive a DVD (25). Then there are the 3 or 4 weekly newslet­ters cov­er­ing HTML, free­ware, etc. The rest are from friends, fam­ily, Miata Club busi­ness and Bicy­cle Cub busi­ness. That’s a lot of email…

More Chicken Stuff (pun intended)

A cou­ple of days ago I ranted on chicken ten­der­loins and in it I men­tioned we eat more chicken. I meant in as the royal we, mean­ing all of us, but I also meant me and my house­hold. We buy some frozen foods from a com­pany called Schwan’s. Donna’s brother dri­ves a truck for them in the Seat­tle area. When Donna’s mom moved in with us she decided to start order­ing stuff from them. We order some of the frozen veg­eta­bles and in the sum­mer we get some of those lit­tle ice cream cups. We have tried of few of the other things as well. The chicken breasts are a big time saver, the are always so moist and ten­der. Never really paid atten­tion to the box before, but for some rea­son today it caught my eye. Right there on the side of the box was (ital­ics are theirs) — Unbreaded, Bone­less, Skin­less Chicken Breast Filets with Rib Meat Con­tain­ing up to 12% of a solu­tion.

What does that mean? Nowhere on any of the 6 sides of the box does it say what the solu­tion is that they have stuffed in there. It is item num­ber 502 in case you want to see if they tell you want the solu­tion is on their web site.

Music from The Sopranos

Bought the first vol­ume and loved it, nice mix of pop, stan­dards and rap. The theme song alone was worth the price of admis­sion. So when the sec­ond vol­ume came out, I bought it. This one is a 2 CD set. After lis­ten­ing to it a cou­ple times I have come to the con­clu­sion with a lit­tle bet­ter weed­ing out of selec­tions, it would have made a fine one CD release. It was really stu­pid of them to add a cou­ple min­utes of dia­log from the show too. There are about a half dozen dif­fer­ent Mafia mouth ones run together. What they should have done was give us one selected Tony — Dr. Malfi ses­sion. Plus I will never for­give them for muck­ing up Henry Mancini’s “Theme from Peter Gunn” with Sting doing Every Breathe You Take…

New Miata Down Payment

Rain­ing in the morn­ing. I don’t know if the Weather Chan­nel got the stop time right, but it had stopped by my 4:00 quit­ting time. Still too cold for drop­ping the top, either for the ride home or the trip to Augusta. Tonight was the Master’s Miata Club monthly busi­ness meet­ing at the Shangi-Hi Suprise chi­nese buf­fet. I was much bet­ter in that I only ate 4 plate fulls unlike last month’s 5. Next month we will meet at a BBQ buf­fet, I feel a five plater com­ing on…

While we were there, I put 4 dol­lars down on my 2002 Spe­cial Edi­tion Miata in Tita­nium Grey with Sad­dle Brown interior…bought some Lotto tick­ets. :-)

Started up, still up.
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Jaunt Through The Wilds

The sun reap­peared this morn­ing. Lunch out was at Mi Ran­cho, guess what kind of food it was. :-) Top down to and fro. I broke my rule for the new top too. I said that I would never leave it down in the park­ing lot unless I had the boot on. Didn’t have it with me so I ratio­nal­ized that it is still win­ter and the angle of the sun­light would cause less dam­age than rais­ing the top and then putting it right back down for the ride home. After 3 days of top up and A/C on, it was nice to ride in the fresh air. We turned our 6 mile com­mute home into a 30 mile jaunt through the wilds of Aiken County and the excit­ing towns of Couch­ton and Montmorenci.

It was also nice to hear wind noise as opposed to the tick­ing sound that is ema­nat­ing from the heater blower motor. Because of the rain we have been rid­ing around with the A/C to keep the win­dows from fog­ging. Going to have a look at it tomor­row, hope it is easy to get to and it is just that miss­ing screw from the cen­ter con­sole bump­ing the fan and not a bad bear­ing or something.

Started up, now down.
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Olympics

Pro­fes­sional play­ers are now allowed in the Olympics, cor­po­rate spon­sor­ship is ram­pant, and about every third or fourth Olympics are on US soil because we are the biggest TV mar­ket for them and that is where the money is. The only thing I like about them any­more is the skin-tight lycra the women wear for some sports and the skimpy cos­tumes the ice skaters wear. And I may not have that plea­sure much longer, in this week’s issue of Peo­ple mag­a­zine there is an arti­cle about them ask­ing the ice dancers to tone down the sex­u­al­ity of their routines.

Glass Paint?

I have installed a set of those all-the-rage-among-the-kids indiglo gage faces on the Miata. Got them to sort of go with the blue face of the new in-dash MP3 Player. The dash used to have green back­light­ing and all that is left of it is the light shin­ing on the ODOs. Decided to make it blue to match. Pulled the dash apart and popped out the bulbs. Removed the green plas­tic con­doms and exposed the bare bulbs. Started to apply the blue glass paint I had bought this after­noon. Didn’t stick too well, but I kept at it. Two coats later it was time to put them back in and try it out. They lit up sort of blue. SH$T. Pulled the dash apart again. For­tu­nately because the paint didn’t stick too well it was rel­a­tively easy to remove. Put the bare bulbs in and now I have white light illu­mi­nat­ing the ODO which is bet­ter than the green stock or aqua painted.

Whistle While You Work

Busy Miata day today.

First on the agenda was to remove the remove the “old” Sony CD changer from the trunk. Ever since installing the Blaupunkt MP41 San Jose MP3 player in the dash at Christ­mas the Sony has not even been on. Trunk space being at a pre­mium to begin with in a Miata, a CD changer eats up a big chunk of it, it is nice to reclaim that room. All I have to do is fill in the car­pet where I cut out a cou­ple holes to mount the changer.

Sec­ond up was pret­ty­ing the Blaupunkt install. When I first got it, I was so excited about installing it that I just used the kit that you get from Crutch­field. Func­tional, but it just didn’t look right, made the unit stick out of the dash about 1–1/2″ and was dropped down about 03/4″ from the top of the open­ing. Also I had a ten­dency to hit the face with my knuck­les when shift­ing into 3rd gear. Took out the cen­ter con­sole (removed 5 screws, remove the shift knob & unhook two wiring har­nesses.) Took out the cen­ter radio sur­round (pop out the eye­ball vents and remove 3 screws.) Then I could pull out the radio and the Crutch­field mount­ing plate. I then pulled off the trim piece from the head unit. mea­sured care­fully to see if this would work. Yup. Pulled the bracket off the stock radio and screwed the Blaupunkt into it and put it back in the dash. One down side was I now had a 03/16″ gap on either side of the unit (the trim piece hid that.) No hill for a step­per. Got an old stock blank off plate I had lay­ing around cut 2 sliv­ers of it and epox­ied them to the con­sole, not bad. The other down side to this was now I had a DIN and a half open­ing in the dash. I think Mazda makes some stock blank off plates in that dimen­sion, just won’t be able to get one until at least next week. I would have rid­den around with the hole there, I’m a guy, but my wife felt I should hide it some how. Used some of that old red­neck multi-purpose con­struc­tion mate­r­ial — card­board. Sprayed it flat black and it doesn’t look too bad.

Third was fin­ish­ing the dash light­ing. It used to have green back light­ing and all that is left of that is the light shin­ing on the ODOs spots in the indiglo blue gages. Decided to make that light blue to match. Pulled the dash apart and popped out the bulbs, I then removed the green plas­tic con­doms and exposed the bare bulbs. When I started to apply the blue glass paint I had bought this after­noon, it didn’t stick too well, but I kept at it. Two coats con­sist­ing of two appli­ca­tions of paint later, it was time to put them back in and try it out. They lit up sort of blue, but still looked green­ish. SHIT. Pulled the dash apart again. For­tu­nately, because the paint didn’t stick too well in the first place it was rel­a­tively easy to remove. Put the bare bulbs in and now I have white light illu­mi­nat­ing the ODO which is bet­ter than the green stock or aqua painted.

Started down, still down.
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Out You Bad Pollen

So busy writ­ing about all that other stuff I did to the car yes­ter­day that I for­got the real first thing I did. In Friday’s install­ment, I men­tioned a tick­ing noise ema­nat­ing from the heater/AC fan. I knew it was from behind the glove­box some­where, so the first thing I did was take out the box. As it turned out I didn’t need to, no big deal, it is only two screws… Unhook­ing 3 wiring har­nesses and remov­ing 3 screws is all it took to drop the fan from its hous­ing. Lo and behold inside near the squir­rel cage was a dried out oak pollen clus­ter. It had taken about 11 months to work its way from up near the wind­shield and the fresh air intake down to the fan motor. While I had the fan out I looked inside where it came out of and sure enough there was one more pollen thing wait­ing to take the oth­ers place as soon as I but­toned every­thing back up. No more noise. :-)

Drove over to Evans, Ga to check the Miata Club mail­box. The Weather said the temp was 57 so we left the house with the top down to enjoy the ride. Prob­lem was the sun was cov­ered by the clouds and there was some lin­ger­ing fog around. After about 10 min­utes we put up the win­dows, in 10 more we turned on the heater and after 10 more we put up the top, just too cold feel­ing. After stop­ping and check­ing the mail and then dri­ving a bit fur­ther to make a dona­tion into our retire­ment fund (Lotto South and Big Game tick­ets) we stopped at the North Augusta Green­way and took a mile or so walk. After walk­ing we were warm enough to put the top back down for the last 1/2 hour of the trip.

Started down, up, now down.
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3,000 Miles to Graceland

Was it about the good Elvis bat­tling the bad Elvis? Or were they just giv­ing Kurt Rus­sell slightly good things to do so it would be OK for him to end up with the girl in the end. Court­ney Arquette Cox can’t cry con­vinc­ingly. Kind of inter­est­ing movie, but what’s up with the over the top gun­play? After the final shoot out scene, where like 16,000 bul­lets have been fired, 2 dozen bod­ies have been blown up or shot off scaf­fold­ings, Kevin Kost­ner has been hit with like 30 bul­lets, one fed­eral mar­shall looks at the other and says, “Make sure everyone’s OK?” Huh? Was that com­edy? Oh well, at least they had some cool cars and some cool Elvis jokes.…

Toggle Switch Idea

Cold morn­ing, so the top got put up before leav­ing the garage. Warm after­noon, so the top went back down for the ride home. This is the time of year where that pat­tern will get repeated for a quite a while. Aver­age lows at night mid 30’s and aver­age highs in the after­noon mid 60’s.

Mazda doesn’t make a blank­ing plate in the cor­rect size to fill the spot in the con­sole, so today I ordered a Mazda lit­tle cubby hole thing. It will fill up the major­ity of the gap and I’ll have to fab­ri­cate some­thing out of alu­minum and paint it with some black crinkle-coat paint to fill the rest. Think­ing maybe of get­ting some retro look­ing tog­gle switches to put in the plate. I won’t hook them to any­thing, just label them things like, 50 Cal. Gun, Oil Slick, NOS, Bat Hook, etc. Inspired by this, but they want way too much for them. They also make some for the power win­dow switches but I could never use them as I some­times hit them with my elbows and those switches would prob­a­bly hurt.

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Chocolate & Carmel Creme Savers

Nabisco missed the mark on this fla­vor. Yuck! 3 out of 4 ain’t bad, though. The first fla­vor was Orange & Cream. Just like those Cream­si­cles you got from the Good Humor Man. Next was Straw­ber­ries & Cream and while there wasn’t any child­hood asso­ci­a­tion to any­thing, they were just as good as the Orange. 3rd was Rasp­ber­ries & Cream, mmmmm, deli­cious. So when I noticed a new fla­vor, Choco­late & Carmel I bought a bag. One taste and I knew we had to back to the store to buy a dif­fer­ent fla­vor. If you are in the neigh­bor­hood, stop in I’ll give you a nearly full bag of C & C.

Close, But No Cigar

Pre­dictably, I put the top up the ride to and put it back down for the ride from work.

Man those guys in the Trussville Mazda parts depart­ment are good. Ordered the cubby hole yes­ter­day and got it today via UPS ground. Bad thing was it was too big for the hole. When I checked Miata. net Garage sec­tion there was men­tion of some trim­ming required to use big­ger cubby that I ordered, but to the extent I thought. This thing needed, in my opin­ion, major rework. About a 1/4″ off the bot­tom had to be removed and there was no way I was going to get a straight line across the 7 inches or so of width. I sent it back. They were real nice about tak­ing the part back, I’m just out about the $10 it took to cover ship­ping in both directions.

My next option was $80 for one of those Really Nice CD Cad­dys from Seri­ous Auto. But before I did that, I went and vis­ited the company’s Mad Sci­en­tist in res­i­dence and bor­rowed 4 tog­gle switches. Wanted to see how they would look in my tem­po­rary card­board blank­ing plate before I spent that much on some­thing I could only “see” on the web. Made up a cou­ple of labels and stuck them on there too.

Not too bad for a first attempt. I don’t like the labels yet, maybe I can find some­one who still has one of those old dynamo pres­sure label­ers. I think maybe I need lights too. Just wire the lights through the switches so they come on when the switch is up… Maybe get one as a momen­tary on to use as the garage door opener. I can see this mod get­ting out of hand.

Started down, went up, now down.
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One Twist Too Many

Law and Order, the orig­i­nal, is one of a few TV shows I still watch reg­u­larly. I usu­ally tape it, because it is so much bet­ter to fast for­ward through the com­mer­cials. We nor­mally watch the tape on Fri­days with din­ner as we wind down from the work week. For what­ever rea­son, we didn’t watch it then, we watched it tonight. They usu­ally keep me guess­ing until the end by using plot twists, so it is hardly ever who you think it is.

Tonight they needed to link a guy to some money used for pay­ing some­one to kill his mis­tress. No mat­ter how hard the DAs looked they couldn’t find a con­nec­tion. They finally got the guy’s wife to come for­ward with a bank with­drawal form that made it look like he had got­ten the money from one of his kids col­lege funds. The jury con­victed him because of it. After­wards the assis­tant DA noticed the sim­i­lar­ity between the wife’s hand­writ­ing and the sig­na­ture on the with­drawal slip. The DAs con­front the wife to see if she will admit to fab­ri­cat­ing the slip. No way will she do it. They are left to believe that the wife set up the hus­band. Neat trick. Too neat I say. First thing they would have done is get the police to ver­ify who actu­ally with­drew the pay­off money (if there ever was money with­drawn.) And even if they didn’t because it was the final nail in this guy’s cof­fin, cer­tainly his defense lawyer would have checked out the slip.

Smoke Screen

Dull Feb­ru­ary day here in Miata­land. Got some more ideas for the tog­gle switch labels from FillG over on Road­ster­Chat: Smoke Screen. Nails on Road. Pas­sen­ger Eject. Only other news is I’ve got a buyer for the CD Changer I yanked out of the trunk. A fel­low Master’s Miata Club mem­ber wants to put it his daughter’s 90 Miata.

Once again, started down, went up, now down.
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Your Choice Green Or Yellow

Made a lunchtime run to the auto parts store to shop. Two bucks a piece for the lights, your choice green or yel­low and $3 a piece for tog­gle switches for a total of around $20. Going to check Radio Shack tomor­row. Now I need to fig­ure out what to make the panel out of.…aluminum sheet or can I get some plas­tic with a sim­i­lar grain at a stereo install shop? For now the card­board stays in.

Five days in a row, same pat­tern, started down, went up, now down.
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Valentine’s Day Bonus Rant

This is our 26th Valentine’s together (25 as a mar­ried cou­ple.) We have got­ten to the point where a sim­ple exchange of cards is enough of a cel­e­bra­tion. While relat­ing this to a co-worker, he said, “Please don’t tell me every day’s like Valentine’s Day so we don’t do any­thing spe­cial. If I hear that one more time I’ll puke.” I didn’t want to see him ruin his shoes so I kept silent.…

Lunch Date

There was a 20% of rain in the after­noon and it sure looked higher than that on the way back to work from our lunch at McDon­alds. So the top went up and down an extra time today com­pared to the last 5 days. I for­got about the lunch “date” with my wife, so Radio Shack will have to wait another day. Dri­ving to Wag­ner tomor­row to drop off the CD player and give some point­ers on the install, hope the pre­dic­tion of mid 60’s holds.…

Started down, up, down, up, now down.
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Taco Loco

Fam­ily night at El Rio. Donna wanted Mex­i­can food for sup­per and who am I to argue. She, I and her mom decided to split the Faji­tas for two. Just in case eat­ing a bowl of chips and salsa before hand wasn’t enough, we ordered 3 tacos (1 ea) to go with the faji­tas. The faji­tas were good, but the tacos sucked. Is it my fault, were these real mex­i­can tacos and I have become so used to the amer­i­can­ized ver­sions that these didn’t taste good to me? Estoy ape­sad­um­brado, give me a Taco Bell taco any day over theirs.

Also, I wanted a Dos Equis Amber Lager with din­ner. Nope, they were out. 6:00 PM on a Fri­day and they are out! I only hope that Miguel was on his way back from el almac?n de licor.

Panel Problem Solved

Really nice day here, upper 60’s not at all like win­ter. Drove over to Wag­ner to meet Ron and sell him the CD changer. We met at the Dol­lar Gen­eral and he led us out to his house, a lot eas­ier than him try­ing to give me direc­tions. He and wife Chris and daugh­ter Stephanie live in a new mod­u­lar home north of town. Really nice place, cathe­dral ceil­ings through out and the thing prob­a­bly has more square footage than our house. The only down­side is it is 1/2 mile in on a dirt road. Ron is mechan­i­cally minded, but not so elec­tri­cally minded, so I was going to show him how I had set up the changer in my car. He already had the con­sole out of Steph’s car. See­ing as the car was already dis­as­sem­bled it was easy to just install it as I showed him how. We wired it up and tried it out — worked like a charm. He had picked up a replace­ment front cen­ter con­sole from a sal­vage yard to replace her dam­aged one. It was nearly brand new. We fig­ure the pre­vi­ous owner must have put a new after mar­ket radio in the car just before he wrecked it. When he pulled the con­sole out to put in the new radio he must have broke the orig­i­nal and then replaced it with this new one. The after mar­ket radio was gone and the OEM one was on the front floor. All he had left to do was put every­thing back in place and drill 4 holes to mount the unit in the trunk.

I showed him my new install with the tog­gle switches in card­board and he said, “I got just what you need lay­ing on the liv­ing room floor, I was going to throw it away.” Sure enough, he had pulled out the spacer from under the after mar­ket stereo that was left in the car and it is just what I needed for under my new head unit. Cool! I offered to give him $10–15 off the price of the changer and he said, “No, help­ing me install was worth that much.” Thanks Ron.

Started down, still down.
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Careful Placement

Usu­ally the Miata sits on Sun­day, but today was dif­fer­ent. Donna’s mom didn’t want to lunch out, so we got to drive the Miata with the top down. After eat­ing we went gro­cery shop­ping for the week. I had to revert to actu­ally plan­ning where the gro­cery bags go and in what order, etc. instead of just toss­ing them in as I get to do with the Honda Civic. No prob­lem, now 2 weeks worth of gro­ceries might require some real plan­ning and maybe even a bag at the passenger’s feet.

Finally bought switches and lights for the con­sole. Ended up back at the place I went to on lunch Thurs­day. Radio Shack had more kinds off tog­gle switches than you could shake a stick at, but they were all pretty black or col­ored plastic…I wanted plain old sil­ver. The other parts stores only had one switch like I wanted and no lights. Tomor­row night I’ll take the con­sole out and see about mount­ing the stuff and wiring it up. While I was at the store I found some 194 bulbs in blue. I bought two and will stick them in the dash and see if they will make the ODO num­bers blue.

Started down, still down.
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Two-man Luge

What is up with that. How do they stay attached to one another while fly­ing down the hill? I hope it is vel­cro and not some sort of phys­i­cal connection.

Off Center

Back to the pat­tern. Put the top up for the morn­ing com­mute, put it down for the return trip. A busy day in Miata­land. Took the mak­ings of my switch/light panel to work and wired it up. After work I installed it.

Looks good, still need to fill about an 1/8 below the HU. I may try and butcher up most of the sil­ver trim piece that came with the radio…

The blue 194 bulbs were a waste of $3. They are real blue when out, but on they look white with a hint of blue, so the ODO is still white. Gotta find them blue bulb “condoms.”

The 2″ Barn­door Fan Club stick­ers came in today. That’s the good news, bad news is that they aren’t exactly right. Emailed the place I got them from (websticker.com) and they said they’d check into it. They are almost good enough, but after going through 4 dif­fer­ent proofs and think­ing you got it right, they come in with the image smaller and slightly off center.

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Miata Mag

To work with the top up and home with it down. Didn’t feel as warm as it really was because the clouds moved in early this after­noon. The bad news is there are sup­posed to be after­noon show­ers tomor­row, the good news is with the clouds the temps are only sup­posed to fall into mid 40’s tonight and depend­ing on the mood the top may stay down for the ride to work tomor­row. The lat­est edi­tion of Miata Mag­a­zine came in the mail today. I think I have become just a bit jaded with the mag. It has been 12–1/2 years of, first quar­terly and then bi-monthly, issues and while I’ll still going to read it cover-to-cover it won’t hap­pen in one sit­ting like it used to.

Tomor­row is new tire day. After liv­ing with the RE-930’s for a month I real­ized they aren’t enough tire for me. For me the Miata has always han­dled above my fear fac­tor, but with these tires the car loses trac­tion before I lose nerve. Going with some Bridge­stone S-03 Pole Posi­tions. They are highly spo­ken of on Miata.net and rack way up there on the Tir­erack sur­vey.

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State Farm Insurance

Stopped in to pay our bill this evening on the way home. We didn’t mail it in because it was incor­rect. Sev­eral months ago we paid off the loan against our poli­cies, but it still showed that we owed on them on the bill. When we asked about it they said, “Gee, it shouldn’t be on there. Let’s look in the com­puter.” When they looked they found that when we thought we paid off the loan, we just paid off the prin­ci­ple, which is all their com­put­ers show. Appar­ently the fel­low who helped us didn’t know that they were sup­posed to call and get the actual up-to-the-minute pay­off fig­ure. Turns out we owed the inter­est for the amount of days of the month till the date we paid. $37 for Donna and $800 for me. HUH! The loans were for nearly iden­ti­cal sums, the pay­ments were the same, the pay offs were the same. What hap­pened? One of the friendly State Farm Insur­ance agents in the office called the regional rep and spent the next 1/2 on the phone with him/her and straight­ened it out. I only owed $37 bucks too.

Firestone Store

I had to replace my my 1-year old tires on Christ­mas eve. All they had in a per­for­mance tire in stock in my size were some Bridge­stone RE-910’s. After dri­ving with them for about 4 weeks I real­ized they were not the tire for me. For me the Miata has always han­dled above my fear fac­tor, but with these tires the car loses trac­tion before I lose nerve. Had the man­ager, Carl, at the local Fire­stone Store order me a set of 4 Bridge­stone S-03 Pole Posi­tions their top of the line street tire. He said that he could get them for me and on the car for $262. Well after nearly a 2 week wait I had them installed tonite. When I went to pick up my car the fel­low behind the counter didn’t know what to do, he couldn’t intem­per­ate Carl’s pric­ing instruc­tions and he couldn’t get a hold of Carl. His com­puter showed a “nor­mal” price to me of $655! They finally let me have the car as long as I promised to call Carl in the AM and work out the price. Maybe I should just wait for him to call me. :-) The stink­ing tires ought to be free after what I had to go through on Christ­mas eve. Read these:
Miata Net Forum Post #1 — Where Did the Air Go, Part 3 and
Miata Net Forum Post #2 — Don’t ever let them use the impact wrench

Within Industry Standards

The sticker folks emailed back to let me know that they goofed by show­ing me and approv­ing a design that they could not print. They need 1/8″ of non-printed bor­der and we had agreed to a design that left only 1/16″, that is why the image was smaller. It was off cen­ter by a 1/32″ and they told me they would reprint them, but couldn’t guar­an­tee any bet­ter cen­ter­ing as 1/32 was within “indus­try stan­dards.” Because the image size was their fault, they offered to knock 25% off the price charged, to which I agreed. The stick­ers are now on sale in the Barn­door Fan Club Store along with all the other club merchandise.

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More Firestone Store

After my last expe­ri­ence with these guys in Decem­ber, I went out into the garage lat­ter that evening and checked the lug nut torque, the air pres­sure and con­di­tion of each wheel.

The torque wrench only reg­is­ters in the tighten direc­tion so I couldn’t tell what they were torqued at, but they did come with about enough pres­sure as you would expect. I had hoped that they got it right, because when I dropped of the car, I gave them my bro­ken adapter and told them to use this to take the after­mar­ket wheels off the car. When both pieces of the adapter hit the fel­lows hand, he remem­bered me. I then gave him the don’t use the impact wrench speech. He then told me that wouldn’t be a prob­lem this time, as they now use a “torque stick” (I assume that this is some sort of torque limiter.)

The air pres­sure was even all the way around at 32psi. Using my gage I dropped them all down to an even 30 psi. Curi­ous thing though, when I went in to get the tires, all 4 wheels had those lit­tle chrome domed shaped caps, now 2 wheels had them, one had a chrome flat topped cap and one had noth­ing. Sigh.…

Two of the wheels had no scratches on them, that is in addi­tion to the 2 or 3 gouges along the perime­ter of each wheel acquired from these folks in Decem­ber. One wheel had a new inch long scrape in the mid­dle of the pol­ished lip area and the other, yikes, it looked like it was a loser on the Bat­tle­Bots show. Must be a dozen or so new scratches and dings. While none of these marks are vis­i­ble from more than 5 feet away, up close they look hor­ri­ble and I will be reminded of those idiots at the Fire­stone Store every month when I wash my car.

(Almost) The Last of the Firestone Store

The last, because I’m not going back there even if they are the last tire store on the planet. When man­ager Carl told me $280 on the phone the other day, he meant that is what they were giv­ing me for my old tires, not the total bill. Cost for the tires, $360. Live and learn. They found me 4 match­ing valve caps and when they asked if I wanted them to put them on, I declined, who knows what would have gone wrong with that sim­ple pro­ce­dure. As far as the scratched rims, I got the same response I got in Decem­ber, take then to Mas­ter Fab­ri­ca­tors in Augusta, they can get the scratches out and then bring them the bill and they will pay for it. There are so many rea­sons this sucks I don’t have time to write about it now, hence the almost in the title. I’ll save it for another rant.…

Woohoo!

Started out even warmer than yes­ter­day and it is sup­posed to be a cou­ple of nice days, so I put the top down and the boot on. Really start­ing to feel like spring (I know it is early, but the pine pollen was back today.) The new Bridge­stone S-03 Pole Posi­tions are more like it. They may be even bet­ter than the RE-71s I replaced. I just don’t know as I am not a tire expert, but I do know the Miata once again han­dles above my fear limit. I can hardly wait to wear these things down halfway, woohoo!

The first per­son to try and send me money via Pay­Pal for the 2″ stick­ers was using a credit card. Pay­Pal wants money for me to accept credit cards. (2.9% + 30 cents) That amounts to 36 cents on $2 and 45 cents on $5, I declined the pay­ment because I’m cheap. But now that I think about, I was never in this for the money, just the fun. Maybe I was too quick to decline? Yeah, I think I’ll change it so I can get the Credit Card money…

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Note To Self

Note to self: Never make a snap deci­sion on the tire you buy.

If you need a set of tires because one is irrepara­ble, put on the tiny spare and go home, check Miata net. Back in Decem­ber when I needed tires in a hurry and the guy told me what tires he had, they sounded like a tire I had read favor­able reviews about on MN, but they were not. Turns out 910 is a lot far­ther away performance-wise from 930 than the num­bers let on. The tires I bought were 3 per­for­mance lev­els down from the ones I thought they were and 4 lev­els down from where I was. The Pole Posi­tions I now have are at the top of the street tire line and one step *up* from where I was when this whole mess started. I think that next time I will know, I ended up wast­ing the $270 I spent on the 910’s. I got my money back on them and they took it off the price of the S-03’s but I still ended up pay­ing as much addi­tional for them as they would have cost out­right from the Tire Rack. If I don’t get out and look at the scratches those chuck­le­heads put on my rims installing the tires and just drive, I’ll be fine.

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Here Is One Reason

They scratched my rims all to hell, but it is now my prob­lem to fix. I have to take it to some­place to have them repaired. I have to bring in the bill to get reim­bursed. They are happy because as far as they are con­cerned they have apol­o­gized and offered to fix prob­lem. They know that it is more than likely that I will not go to the trou­ble to get it fixed. So they solved their prob­lem, not mine and feel OK about it.

The last thing the man­ager Carl said to me is, “Next time you come in we’ll take a lit­tle some­thing off that bill too.” I didn’t say it, because I’m not that way, but I thought to myself, there won’t be a next time.

MMM…Time

We had our first lit­tle MMM…Time with the Miata Club. 10 Miatas and one RX-7. We met at the Sno-Cap Drive In in North Augusta. We popped the hoods and chat­ted out­side. We chat­ted inside nearly fill­ing all the booths. We pretty much over ran the joint. Before we over stayed our wel­come, Stacey Tim­mer­man lead us on a 20–25 mile drive around north of the Inter­state. Fun time.

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The Last Wheel Rant

Washed the car this morn­ing. There star­ing me in the face when I washed the wheels were the dozens of scratches Andrew the Chuck­le­head at Fire­stone pre­sented me with ear­lier this week. I had been telling peo­ple that they were not notice­able from 5 feet away. Well, after wash­ing, I was wrong, they are notice­able from that distance.

Prob­a­bly only by me though. I hear you out there, “They are just the things that you put tires on already! Deal with it.” So I am going to get over this, right now. No more on the wheels. Promise.

That Hosting Company

Down again. Didn’t come back up until nearly 11:00 PM this morn­ing. I sur­mised from com­ments at yesterday’s Miata Club gath­er­ing that the web­site was unreach­able yesterday…I for­get all about check­ing it until this morn­ing. Then the only rea­son I notice is I want to link a pic­ture in a Miata.net post. I’ve got a tool called Karen’s Net Mon­i­tor that will check if your site is up at pre­de­ter­mined inter­vals, but I keep for­get­ting to run it. Go get it, it’s free. If you use That Host­ing Com­pany it is an essential.

Bike ride in the morning,

Bike ride in the morn­ing, gro­cery shop­ping and lunch out with Donna and her Mom, after­noon in front of the com­puter doing newslet­ters and the evening in front of the com­puter goof­ing off. The Miata sat all day.

Started up, still up.
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Frost On The Fields

Drove to work as usual with the top up. There was frost on the fields, but we are going to get to 70 this after­noon. Spring is slowly approach­ing though, almost don’t need the barn­doors up for the morn­ing com­mute, get­ting lighter every day. I really should be work­ing on the next edi­tion of The Dri­ver, but instead I am post­ing on Road­ster­Chat, Miata.net forum and blog­ging about my dull day. I don’t mail it ’til Thurs­day, so I prob­a­bly won’t start work­ing on it in earnest unit Wednes­day. :-)

Started up, went down for the ride home, still down.
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Silver Cars with Tinted Windows

What is it with that combo? 99% of car com­mer­cials use that look. Is it silver=quicksilver=fast? I don’t think so.…
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We Ain’t Scared Of No Cold

Braved the chill this morn­ing on the way to work. When we get in the car in the morn­ing it is rel­a­tively warm from sit­ting in the garage all night which makes the first part of the com­mute OK. Today we wanted some Hardee’s Bis­cuits ‘n’ Gravy for break­fast. So while we were inside the car was out­side cool­ing off. Turned on the heater for the 6 miles, no big deal, but I’m sure we looked nutso to the envi­ron­men­tally chal­lenged. I had the boot on because there was no men­tion of rain for the next cou­ple of days (just cold and we ain’t scared of no cold.) For­tu­nately I had to run an errand at around 9, because as I was com­ing back to the plant it started to sprin­kle. When I got in the lot I quick like put the top up. As I walked back into the build­ing from the far cor­ner of the lot I actu­ally got a lit­tle wet. As fast as the errant shower appeared, it dis­ap­peared just as fast. By lunch and for the rest of the day it was mostly sunny. Dropped the top for the ride home. Prob­a­bly be up for the next cou­ple of days, weather folks are pre­dict­ing 40 degree days and teens at night.

Started down, went up, back down for the ride home, still down.
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Cadillac CTS Commercial

Must be the same mar­ket­ing folks that did the Chey Impala com­mer­cial I ranted about awhile back. Boomer aged guy dri­ving a cherry 60’s vin­tage Cadil­lac Seville Con­vert­ible. They show him break­ing out of a traf­fic jam and then while cruis­ing down a two-lane back road he is passed by a new CTS. If you thought the Impala was angu­lar, this sucker has got F-117 Stealth Fighter angles. No one, and I mean no one who appre­ci­ates that vin­tage Caddy would want this new car!

Oh yeah, new car is sil­ver with heav­ily tinted windows.…

Red Lobster

Wednes­day is one of only 2 nights I actu­ally watch some TV. So tonight’s rant came from a com­mer­cial, again. But the is time the rant is for just the prod­uct. I love the Red Lob­ster com­mer­cials. The older ones for the crab leg pro­mo­tion where it showed people’s legs frol­ick­ing in the surf, cool. And the recent one with this guy look­ing at a lob­ster in an aquar­ium and makes his hands mimic the lobster’s claws is just great. But I still don’t want to eat there. The value just isn’t there for me. My idea of a seafood meal is flaky white­fish bat­ter dipped and deep fried with malt vine­gar on the fries.…mmmmm. That’s right, Cap­tain D’sLong John Sil­vers — Arthur Treach­ers, $5 and I’m smiling.

Packing

We are going away for a week­end — 2 nights and a day really — yet the trunk of the Miata will be fuller than when we take a 2 week vaca­tion. Do we really need all this stuff? Books and mag­a­zines that we will never read. 4 shirts each? Cam­era, we have been there a dozen times before what more could there be to take pic­tures of!?! It is going to rain any­way we prob­a­bly won’t even veture outside.

I know I gotta have the lap­top, how else will I do the daily blog thing. Gotta have our own show­er­head, no pos­si­ble way should any place be allowed to call them­selves a resort if it has a water saver showerhead.