Sturgeon’s Law

Ninety per­cent of every­thing is crap.


Derived from a quote by sci­ence fic­tion author Theodore Stur­geon, who once said, “Sure, 90% of sci­ence fic­tion is crud. That’s because 90% of every­thing is crud.” Oddly, when Sturgeon’s Law is cited, the final word is almost invari­ably changed to ‘crap’.

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Weaving Like A Drunken Sailor

I drive a Miata. It has a tight sus­pen­sion (really only slightly tauter than stock) and 50 series stiff side­wall tires. It han­dles like it is glued to the road. One by prod­uct of this is that bumps, holes and rip­ples in the road are felt a lot more than in you typ­i­cal fam­ily sedan. I try and avoid them when I can, but it is not always pos­si­ble. Lately in our lit­tle town, the top layer of asphalt seems to be com­ing out in din­ner plate sized chunks along the tracks of where most cars wheels travel in. Not just one or two places, but more like sev­eral dozen. On the com­mute to work there must be 10 of these lit­tle patches of 2 inch drops that I try and slalom around. I think that one day if a cop fol­lows me for any dis­tance he will prob­a­bly pull me over for my seem­ing erratic driving.

Quiet Splendor Of The Forest

Up at dawn for the road trip to north­ern Geor­gia, again. This time we were with another cou­ple in another Miata to go almost exactly where we were last week­end. We even used the same route we took home last Sun­day to get there. Des­ti­na­tion was Amicalola Falls State Park. we were park­ing our cars and then hik­ing a 5 mile trail to Len Foote Hike Inn where we would spend the night in the quiet splen­dor of the forest.

It is a fairly easy hike, mostly up, but some down too. We got a slightly early start as there was rain pre­dicted for the late after­noon. We were pre­pared for rain (stuff packed in plas­tic bags, etc.) but just really didn’t want to get soaked. The rain didn’t come until around 7 PM and when it did arrive it wasn’t tor­ren­tial. The best part was the light­ing and thun­der show. After din­ner a lot of us gath­ered on the porches sur­round­ing the var­i­ous wings of the inn and enjoyed show. It was nearly dark and the light­ing was going off all around us on dif­fer­ent peaks sur­round­ing us. As if arranged just for us, the evening’s enter­tain­ment finale con­sisted of a criss-crossing of almost the entire east­ern sky with cob­web of light­ning streaks. Almost if there was a cause and effect rela­tion­ship between them, after the light­ning a rain­bow appeared against the gray sky back­drop. Because there is no TV and heaven for­bid, no Inter­net, we were in bed by 9:30.

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One Smart Bear

After a hearty break­fast the four of us began the trek back down the moun­tain. To add a lit­tle vari­ety to the trip we took the alter­nate route back down. You con­tin­ued on the trail to the inn for an addi­tional mile and ran into the Appalachian Trail Approach Trail and went back to the top of Amicalola Falls where our cars were parked.

To make amends to the Miata for leav­ing it out all night in the “wilder­ness” we used the 4 hours we had to waste before check­ing into the lodge on the state park and went for a drive in the sur­round­ing moun­tains. We tried to dupli­cate the loop the bicy­clists took last week­end in the reverse direc­tion. We almost made it, missed one turn, so we didn’t drive across the one-lane bridge, but that wasn’t a great loss. The best part of the drive is GA60 north of Dahlonega. There is a stretch of it that is nick­named “The Snake” and is a Mecca for motor­cy­clists because of it’s twisty loopy route over a cou­ple of moun­tain passes. Yehaw! The high­light of the whole drive was about 03/4 of the way through when about 75 yards in front of our 2 car parade a decent size black bear bounded down from the woods on one side of the road and beat feet across to jump the guardrail into the woods on the other side. That was either one smart bear to wait for a gap in traf­fic or a lucky one.

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Trip Home

The trip home this morn­ing was unevent­ful and along our now famil­iar route. GA 52 to Lula, GA 51 to Wash­ing­ton and then GA 17 to I-20. Set­tle in for a 4 day week of work before we travel to mid­dle Geor­gia again next Fri­day. This time not so far up north and we are com­ing back Fri­day night. The Master’s Miata Club is going to visit the Panoz Fac­to­ries over near Brasel­ton (the town that Kim Basinger once owned.) We have to come back as the Club’s annual trip to the Big Mo is on Sat­ur­day night.

Pur­chased Today: $8.00 in gas & $2.13 in oil
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Spam

Went away for the week­end to go hik­ing in the Geor­gia moun­tains. I left early Fri­day morn­ing and returned Sun­day at noon. I checked the email before I left and when I go back I had received 42 pieces of spam at the Master’s Miata Club Yahoo email address in those 54 hours. My favorite is the one from Venessa with the sub­ject line, “Sick of Delet­ing Junk Email.”

Every Man Has His Price

Rainy day. Tonight after work was a busy one, first it is our every 4 week hair­cut appoint­ment and then we had just time enough to get a bite to eat before going to 2 hour class on the basics of under­stand­ing stocks. It was put on by a local Edward Jones Invest­ment Advi­sor and was intended as an inter­me­di­ate course in eval­u­at­ing stocks. I wasn’t inter­ested in going, but Donna said she’d pay me $25 to go with her, so I did. Every man has his price and for­tu­nately for her, mine is really low.

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Dawn Launch

Gassed up for the dawn launch. We are leav­ing the house 30 min­utes ear­lier than we would if we were going to work. It will be a long day, over 300 miles, but it should be worth it. Panoz here we come. Not only are we tour­ing the street car fac­tory, but the race car site and the rac­ing school facil­i­ties as well.

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No Smelly Bathrooms

Totally bailed on the drive-in event with the Club. It wasn’t all because we had spent most of yes­ter­day with the group either. Sev­eral other fac­tors entered into it. First off being that we have been on the go for the last 2 week­ends and not being lovers of liv­ing in the fast lane, we wanted some down time for our­selves. Sec­ond, the more we thought of going to the drive-in to see a movie, the more we real­ized why peo­ple stopped going to them in the 70s. So instead we did the 90s thing and watched a DVD in the com­fort of our liv­ing room. No mos­qui­toes, no stale tast­ing pop­corn, no kids run­ning around, no mini-vans in front with there tail­gate in the air block­ing the view and most impor­tantly no rick­ety, smelly bathrooms.

Speak­ing of mini­vans, I saw my first Chrysler Paci­fia this evening, this is the mini­van that a man wouldn’t mind being seen driving.

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Wobbly Tables

Is it qual­ity con­trol at the fac­tory and they are shipped out that way? Is it that when shipped they are dam­aged in tran­sit? Are they so cheap that after a short time in use some­thing bends? We have been in 2 local restau­rants in the last 2 days that have only been open for 2 months or less and both times we got a table that wob­bled. Yesterday’s was cured by 6–8 nap­kins folded in half. This after mov­ing from the first spot we tried because the table there wob­bled too. Tonight’s table required the han­dle of Donna’s knife (approx. 3/8″ thick) to steady it.

1.3 Episodes

That is how many I man­aged to slog through of the cult fave show, “The Osbournes”. I tried, I really did, but I couldn’t do it. The nov­elty of actu­ally hear­ing the “F” word instead of bleep wore off rather quickly. Partly because it was used so fre­quently by every mem­ber of the house­hold, includ­ing, I think, the dogs and partly because I guess I’m old fash­ioned. And poor addled Ozzy, I think he had too many nights of liv­ing the high-life. He shook when he was sit­ting on the couch, sad. I kind of like his music, I have a cou­ple solo CDs and a Black Sab­bath one as well, but when they showed him mak­ing a Tonight Show appear­ance and he sang, it sounded the same as every thing he has done before. Mostly though I am not a big fan of “real­ity” shows, I have enough angst liv­ing my lit­tle life with­out peer­ing into the sor­did lit­tle lives of others.

Mainstream Hollywood Offering

I’ve always had a short lived loud lifter clat­ter when ever it was time to change the oil or the level got kinda low. But the last few morn­ings I’ve got­ten a very quiet lit­tle tick that some­times takes sev­eral miles to go away. Hmmm, won­der what this means?

We watched Igby Goes Down this evening and now I seem to back on a hot streak of pick­ing good movies again from Net­flix. Tad­pole, Play­ing Mona Lisa and The Busi­ness of Strangers to name a cou­ple of oth­ers worth look­ing for at Block­buster when when­ever you find the shelf with the lat­est new main­stream Hol­ly­wood offer­ing is empty.

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Something Is Trying To Tell Me Something

I went shop­ping for my new USB Thumb Drive on the net. I started with the Lock­ergnome ver­sion of a price grab­ber search and then tried yahoo shop­ping. At Yahoo I found a good deal on a 128MEG Apacer drive with a neato dock­ing station/extension cord thingie for $49 from here. I placed my order using the info in my Yahoo Wal­let and within moments received a con­fir­ma­tion email. So far, so good.

Later that night I got an email inform­ing me that for secu­rity rea­sons they won’t ship to a dif­fer­ent address than my billing address. I am informed, in a way that lead me to believe that Eng­lish was not the author’s orig­i­nal lan­guage, that I need to fill out the attached form and fax it back to them. The them in ques­tion is a out­fit called SuperMediaStore.com not the dvd-rw media .com I thought I bought from. The return email address is supermediastore_annie@linkyo.com, so I type in www.linkyo.com into the address bar of IE and I get a generic “we haven’t been built yet” page from yahoo/Geocities host­ing. Now things are not so good, the warm and fuzzy I felt on orig­i­nally order­ing is all but gone, but being a red-blooded Amer­i­can con­sumer, the low price offered kept me in the game. It was too late to call the phone num­ber in the email, even with the West Coast time dif­fer­ence, so I fig­ured I’d wait until I get to work in the morn­ing and fax the autho­riza­tion in.

This morn­ing I checked my email before head­ing off to work and I dis­cov­ered an email from DVD-RWMedia.Com AKA Selvi@linkyo.com promis­ing me a free pen drive if I bought a 25 pack of DVD-RW discs. Jeez, spammed already, I don’t remem­ber any place to opt in or out of email offers dur­ing the check­out process from these folks.

Still intent to go through with the pur­chase, I went down to the fax machine and loaded up my form. After sev­eral rings, I could here the announce­ment in the back­ground, “The num­ber you have dialed is no longer in ser­vice. Please check the num­ber and try again.” I check the num­ber on the paper against the num­ber I dialed and they match. Well, that was the straw that broke the prover­bial camel’s back, I’ve got to find another place to get my drive from.

When I tried to call the num­ber that was listed on the web page for can­cel­ing, I got the same “no longer in ser­vice” mes­sage that I got when fax­ing. Then I went to Annie’s email and below her name was an 888 num­ber and a dif­fer­ent fax num­ber (it prob­a­bly works.) After lis­ten­ing to the 8 branches of voice mail tree I selected Cus­tomer Ser­vice and was con­nected to prob­a­bly the same per­son who would have answered any of the selec­tions. Judg­ing by the voice, it was prob­a­bly Annie Ang, author of the email. After see­ing that the order was on hold in her sys­tem, she told me, “No prob­lem, I’ll can­cel it.”

There was a place that was close to get­ting my busi­ness yes­ter­day, so I hunted them up in the his­tory file and went back. Ordered a 128 MEG drive from a place called Wolver­ine Data. No fancy dock­ing sta­tion, but it does come with a cou­ple of dif­fer­ent color cov­ers so I can match it to my wardrobe or mood. :-) Like yes­ter­day, I got an almost instant con­fir­ma­tion email. So far, so good.

Today I got an email telling me the drive had shipped.

How Far Is California From Here?

Accord­ing to Yahoo Maps it is 2825.7 miles with an approx­i­mate travel time of 43 hours and 28 mins. If that is true why has the mug I ordered from Cafe­Press not arrived yet. They say it was shipped on 5/9 at 8:40 in the morn­ing. That is about 97 1/2 hours ago. Had I known it would have taken this long I would have dri­ven out to get it and I would be back by now with my mug.

The Blogging Must Go On

Man­aged one lit­tle trip out in the car today. Minor run­ning around errands. The top stayed up because of the off and on rain all day. Worked out that the lull we went out in lasted for the dura­tion, so we could have had the top down, sigh. The thun­der is rum­bling right now, the radio sta­tion I am lis­ten­ing to has had a few weird pauses and I’ve been booted off line a cou­ple of times in the last half hour. The signs are there, I shouldn’t even have the PC on, but the blog­ging must go on.

Never did watch Last Man Stand­ing, but instead watched Reign of Fire. I like sci-fi, I like dragon movies, but this sucker shoulda never been made. All through it, I couldn’t but think that the mil­lions spent to make this movie would have been bet­ter used to feed a mid-sized African nation for a week. I’ve never seen Bat­tle­field Earth in it’s entirety, just a few snip­pets on the cable, every­one said that movie was so dark it stank, well this thing makes BE look like the Music Man. Just a cou­ple of days ago I was on a good movie roll, seems to have gone 180 on me…

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The Postal Service Time Warp

Still no mug from Cafe Press. No Thumb Drive from Wolver­ine. both sup­pos­edly shipped from Cal­i­for­nia via the USPS. Next time I order I’ll pay extra to go UPS, this way even if it takes a long time at least I can fol­low along.

Ghost Town

Went out to gro­cery shop — top up. Went out for an evening drive — top up. After sup­per Donna wanted to go get an ice cream cone. Last Sun­day when we headed into down­town Aiken, it was look­ing like a ghost town, but the ice cream shop was open. Tonight that’s where we went and we were an hour too late, they were closed. We took the umbrella and strolled through the empty streets and looked in shop win­dows. On the drive home the skies opened up, man we are glad we have a garage.

It will be amaz­ing if I can get out of bed tomor­row, it is so depress­ing here now. The on and off rain that started Thurs­day is slated to con­tinue until at least that day this week. Today was the third day in a row for a downer of a movie, White Ole­an­der was on tap for this evening. I’ve got to go move a cou­ple come­dies up to the top of my Net­flix rental queue.

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Depressing Baseball

Another gray day. No depress­ing movie for tonight, just a depress­ing base­ball game. Red Sox are play­ing the Yan­kees and com­ing into the game tied for first place in the divi­sion and the Yan­kees scored 5 in the first and so far 2 in the 8th mak­ing 7 to 1. The Sox are bring­ing in another pitcher and I’m turn­ing it off.

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A Season Finale So Big It Couldn’t Fit In Only 30 Minutes

Every­body Loves Ray­mond used to be a must watch on Mon­day night. This sea­son I just never picked it back up. Tonight I decided to watch the sea­son ender. Robert was get­ting mar­ried and because it was so much TV they couldn’t get it all in 30 min­utes. Tonight’s episode ran for a whole 45 min­utes. It was painful to watch. It seemed pretty much like they used that extra 15 min­utes to show com­mer­cials. On top of that there was some fat in the actual show that could have been trimmed.

DEER!

Hot damn, a semi nice day! Top down on the way to work, up while there and down again after. Got a skate in after get­ting home and even went for an evening drive at dark. Amaz­ing what a lit­tle out­door fun can have on a person’s atti­tude. Blues, what blues? Every car that I caught on the way out of town turned off before they became a hin­drance mak­ing for a very pleas­ant drive on one of our favorite roads. Things got excit­ing for a minute or so though, DEER! One dashed in front of the car caus­ing me to brake hard, missed by about 10 yards. 5 sec­onds either way for either one of us and it could have been bad. Just after return­ing to near nor­mal speed, car and heart, the brights illu­mi­nate another set of eyes to our left. This one stood 5 feet off the road and just watched us pass.

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Hope They Don’t Read This In Tinseltown

Or they might get the same thought I had about the plot for a new real­ity based TV show. Of course Thy might not get that idea from this story, Chimps May Have Closer Links to Humans the way it was titled on Yahoo, but the head­line I read in the Augusta Chron­i­cle was, “Researchers put chimps in human family.”

Warm Connecticut Summer Evenings

Top motion was the exact oppo­site of yes­ter­day today. We even saved an errand for tonight just for the plea­sure of an evening drive, only to have it start to rain just as we left the house.

Red Sox — Yan­kees on ESPN2 tonight. I’ve got the game going in a small win­dow in the upper left as I type this. The dreaded Yan­kees just took the lead in the top of the 7th. On cer­tain Wednes­days ESPN2 is brin­ing back leg­endary broad­cast­ers and tonight it is Curt Gowdy. Brings back won­der­ful mem­o­ries of warm Con­necti­cut sum­mer evenings lis­ten­ing to Curt call the Red Sox games. Par­don me while I get all misty eyed here.

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You’ve Got Mail

The Thumb Drive showed up on Tues­day. You know me, I’ve got some com­plaints: The old one had a red drive light that worked like the stan­dard one, it was lit when there was activ­ity. This one does the same, but has the added annoy­ance of flash­ing once a sec­ond to let you know it is, I don’t know, work­ing? Another nice fea­ture is that it came with a cou­ple of dif­fer­ent color cov­ers to match your mood or I-Mac color. The fly in that oint­ment is that to change the cover you have to remove two screws from the back which are hid­den under­neath the sticker that says, “Warn­ing! War­ranty void if removed.”

The Mug arrived the next day, Wednes­day. You know me, I’ve got some com­plaints: It took a whop­ping ten days to get here. The thumb drive came from Cal­i­for­nia too, and it made it 5 days. The dark green of the out­side ring of the logo came in way too light. That is liv­able, but the big prob­lem is that the Club’s cir­cu­lar logo appears oval when looked at on the mug. They preach what you see is what you get, the photo on the site doesn’t look like an oval, but in real life it sure does. My wife thinks I’m too picky, but I think it is unac­cept­able. I tweaked the logo by stretch­ing it in the hor­i­zon­tal by 10% and ran a cylin­der fil­ter on it in Paint Shop Pro. I test printed it and it looks a lot bet­ter. I uploaded the new image and ordered another mug to check the results.

Analyze That

I liked the first movie, up to a point, so what made me think I would love this one. Hope springs eter­nal I guess, after all I’m a Red Sox fan. Some funny stuff like the first one, some totally stu­pid stuff too. Noth­ing makes the word fuck sound so poetic as an Italian/New York accent. And is it just me or does Lisa Kudrow with her hair pulled back look like the pro­to­typ­i­cal alien — all high cheek­bones, sharp chin and big eyes?

Glued and Screwed

It wasn’t rain­ing and the radar showed no more green so we dropped the top for the ride to work. Appar­ently radar doesn’t show light mist. We did make it to work with it down, but it went right back up. At quit­ting time, lunch time today, it was still mist­ing. By the time we were done eat­ing and then doing a lit­tle shop­ping at 1:30 it had stopped mist­ing so we drove the last cou­ple miles home in the open air.

Bought a model of the 50’s ver­sion of the Bat­mo­bile today. Haven’t built a model in a while, this one needs a lit­tle paint­ing on the inte­rior and then it gets glued and screwed together. Hope I fin­ish this one, the last model I bought was an X-Wing Fighter and it sits semi-assembled in a box in the garage…

Pur­chased Today: $0
Money spent since 03/03/03: $222.48
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Netflix

I’ve had the DVD Norah Jones: Live in New Orleans right at the top in my rental queue for about 5 weeks and the sta­tus has been “Long Wait” the whole time. So I was pleas­antly sur­prised when I got an email on Wednes­day that it had shipped and that I would receive it on Mon­day, May 26th. It was tak­ing longer than the other movie that shipped the same day because I guess it was com­ing from Cal­i­for­nia as opposed to the regional cen­ter in Geor­gia. No prob­lem, I’ve waited this long, a cou­ple of more days won’t hurt. Well today I got an email from Net­flix say­ing I had returned the DVD. WTF? I hadn’t even got it in the first place, how could it have been returned? I guess it got a wrong label or some­thing. I went and put it back on top of the queue and it’s sta­tus is now, “Now.” Maybe when they ship it out this time it will make it all the way to me.

Glue Sniffers

Today was an MMM…Time with the Miata Club and one other per­son besides my wife and I showed up at the Sonic. We just chat­ted for about a half hour and then went our sep­a­rate ways to fin­ish our Honey-Do Lists.

The Bat­mo­bile is com­ing along good. I have got most of the paint­ing done and have started the assem­bly. This morn­ing I real­ized that I didn’t have any model cement, so off to Hobby Lobby we went. Who­ever all those glue snif­fers were I would like to put a curse on you. This new cement smells of lemons and doesn’t really hold. Good thing this puppy is put together with glue and some screws. After a cou­ple of mis­steps (from not read­ing the direc­tions,) the chas­sis is all together. Tomor­row comes the interior.

Pur­chased Today: Zero
Money spent since 03/03/03: $222.48
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Netflix II

Well, guess what showed up in my mail­box today? That’s right, Norah Jones: Live in New Orleans. Now comes the moral dilemma, should I just keep it? Net­flix thinks I’ve already returned it. The down­side is there is prob­a­bly some schmoe out there who returned his copy, but Net­flix will think he didn’t. I’ll prob­a­bly just return it, if I do like it I’ll just buy it, it’s only $11.24 at Ama­zon which is a dol­lar and four pen­nies less than her album, Come Away With Me sells for there.

Pencil And Paper

Went for a nice drive this morn­ing to go hik­ing in the Sumter National For­rest on a trail we used to moun­tain bike on back in the day. We haven’t done the drive in a while and it seemed pleas­ant, but to be truth­ful the drive is part of the rea­son we gave up the moun­tain bik­ing. The trail we went to today was about 45 min­utes from home and is the clos­est place to drive to for sin­gle track rid­ing. The other “local” trails are around 15 more min­utes away. The expe­ri­ence went some­thing like this: 10 min­utes to load the bikes, 60 min­utes to drive to the trail head, 10 min­utes to unload the bikes, 60 min­utes of rid­ing, 10 min­utes to load the bikes, 60 min­utes to drive home and 10 more min­utes to unload the bikes. It got tire­some. Now with hik­ing: you drive 60 min­utes, walk 140 min­utes and drive 60 back. Still work up a good sweat in the woods with a lot less has­sle, it only takes a minute to fill the Camel Backs and shrug them on.

Bat­mo­bile is 88% com­plete. The only thing let is to assem­ble the desk and the items on it and then screw the inte­rior to the body and then the chas­sis to the body/interior. That’s right, desk, back before the Bat Com­puter the Caped Cru­sader used pen­cil and paper to catch evil vil­lains. Come back tomor­row for a picture.

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Completed The Batmobile

Com­pleted the triathlon on this 3-day week­end, I went for a 20 mile bike ride on Fri­day, a 6 mile hike in the woods Sat­ur­day and a 4 mile rollerblade skate today. Also com­pleted the Bat­mo­bile this morn­ing. Want to take some pic­tures, but it has been rain­ing all after­noon. Wanted to use the nat­ural out­side light as I’m sure the dig-cam’s flash will not cap­ture the model well.

Pur­chased Today: Noth­ing
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So Cruel

I am not a morn­ing per­son. I hate get­ting out of bed, I am always the last one out in our duo. Early on in our mar­riage we agreed that the last one out of bed in the morn­ing had to make it. No prob­lem it is a small price for me to pay for those 15 min­utes of extra hor­i­zon­tal time. I then eat break­fast and use the time as my wife dresses to make the bed. The only prob­lem comes when I fluff the pil­lows up to art­fully dis­play them against the head­board — some­times they still feel warm, DAMN I wanna just curl back up in there. That is so cruel.

Baby Needs New Shoes

The cock­pit cover saved my bacon this morn­ing. The Weather Chan­nel had no men­tion of rain for today so the top was down and the cover on when at around 9:30 there came a 15 minute down­pour out of nowhere. At our nor­mal walk around the park­ing lot at 10:00 PM we peeked under­neath the cover into the cock­pit and there were a few moist spots, but noth­ing like there could have been.

This morn­ing when we left for work there was a light scrap­ing noise com­ing from the right front of the car. It sounded like the squeal­ers warn­ing of low brake pad thick­ness. It was there when we left work to come home too, but both times at the end of the com­mute it was gone. When I got home I jacked up the right side of the car and checked the pad thick­ness front and back. Both were nowhere near the worn out indi­ca­tors. MMM, next diag­no­sis is a sticky caliper. With any luck it is just a sticky slider pin. This week­end I’ll pull them apart and re-lube the par­tic­u­lars and see what hap­pens. I had to remove the tires to get a good look and I real­ize that they are get­ting down close to the wear bars. Only put these on last Feb­ru­ary about 19,000 miles ago. I think I am going to step back one notch in per­for­mance this time, maybe go back to get­ting 25K from a set. The cur­rent Bridge­stone S-03 Pole Posi­tions are awe­some tires, but I don’t really drive enough at that level to war­rant them.

Pur­chased Today: $13.25 in gas
Money spent since 03/03/03: $235.73
Started up, went down, still down.
Top Tran­si­tions since 02/02/03: 104

Did you miss me?

I missed you. Since some­time Wednes­day after­noon my home phone has been dead or severely wounded, thereby sev­er­ing my ties with the dig­i­tal out­side world. Called for help on Wednes­day evening and bell­south promised a visit on Thurs­day by 6:00 PM. Thurs­day AM we had a dial tone on the phone, but no DSL line sync. Called the ser­vice cen­ter and called off the tech­ni­cian, fig­ur­ing I could trou­bleshoot the DSL when I got home. Some­time at mid-day Thurs­day the dial went away again. My mother-in law called in for help and they said we can’t guar­an­tee a visit today because you called after 12 noon. True to their word, no one came. As of noon today still no one has arrived to fix the phone. We now have a dial tone and so much crack­ling that a con­ver­sa­tion is impos­si­ble. I am blog­ging from work where I have Inter­net access. I can even check my email on the web, but don’t want to spend too much time online as around here that is a fir­ing offense.

Pur­chased Last Cou­ple Days: $zero
Money spent since 03/03/03: $235.73
Started down, still down.
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Hungry Like Squirrel

Phones back. Needed a new line run from the pole to the house. Accord­ing to the repair guy, squir­rels had eaten into the line!

Went out shop­ping tonight and bought some stuff for tomorrow’s brake pro­ce­dure. New high temp grease for the slid­ers and pad shim con­nec­tions. Brake Cleaner in a can for clean­ing up any crud that is on these sur­faces before re-greasing. Some brake fluid and a one-man bleed­ing kit for the pos­si­ble fluid change out. There will be grease under my fin­ger­nails all week.

Pur­chased Today: $19.93 in stuff
Money spent since 03/03/03: $255.66
Started down, still down.
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Ass In the air

Jacked up the back of the car and put its ass in the air on jack stands. Took apart the brakes and cleaned ‘em up real good. I put new grease on the backs of the pads, the old stuff was a bitch to get off. The pad on the pas­sen­ger side was real dry, that is the side the noise was com­ing from, so I thought that might be it. While I had the wheels off I did the brake bleed­ing thing to swap out the old fluid for new. Won’t be entirely new, but the fluid color in the reser­voir on the mas­ter cylin­der is look­ing cleaner already. On to the fronts. On a side note I need a hydraulic jack. All this up and down was accom­plished with the scis­sors jack that came with the car. That is a lot of cranking!

Remem­ber how I said the noise sounded like the squeal­ers warn­ing of low pad thick­ness? Turns out there was a very good rea­son for that, they were worn. They were worn at about a three degree angle so that one side was plenty thick. This was the side I saw on the out­side pad when I removed the wheel the other day. the wear groove is in the mid­dle so it looked OK, but the end of the pad with the squealer was very thin. Bolted the front tires back on and headed to the local Mazda dealer for some new front pads. Looked in the Moss cat­a­log to get an idea of how much they were going to cost first, looks like around $80 for the front 4. When I got to the dealer they had in stock some­thing they called the value pack, just the pads for only $34. Seems they learned that they could cut the cost some by leav­ing out the all those springs and clips that never really need replac­ing, thanks Mazda. While I was there I also bought an oil fil­ter. On the way home I bought four quarts of oil and a can of Gunk Engine Flush, hop­ing this would solve my new annoy­ing lifter tick. I guess those pads were worn out, the new ones were twice as thick as the thick­est part of the old ones. Swapped out pads and “bled” the fronts to match what I did in the back.

The brakes were done, now it was time to flush the motor. Instruc­tions said pour it in and let the car idle for 5 min­utes. When I started the car up I really heard the tick­ing loudly. I had the hood up and when I looked in I could see the num­ber three spark plug wire bounc­ing around. I shut off the car and pulled the wire off. I then tight­ened the spark plug back up and it took an awful lot of turns, a few more days and it would have backed itself out entirely, yikes that would have been fun. Restarted the car to fin­ish my 5 min­utes. Took off the drain plug and drained my thin black oil out. Took off the oil fil­ter. I then hand tight­ened the new fil­ter on. When I went to snug it up with the fil­ter wrench, it wouldn’t go, the wrench just spun freely. I real­ized that the fil­ter I got was about a 1/2″ in diam­e­ter smaller than the one I took off. I called the parts depart­ment and asked if they gave me the right fil­ter, some­where in the foggy recesses of my mind I thought that M2 fil­ters were dif­fer­ent sized. Parts lady said nope, I got the right one, it was a new part that was superced­ing the old. I asked if she had any old ones and when she said yes I drove back over and swapped, but I guess I will need a new (smaller) wrench for next time.

Took the car for a drive this evening. A lit­tle 25 mile loop on some back roads, nice and quiet, no squeal and no tick. I will sleep the sleep of con­tent­ment tonight.

Pur­chased Today: $56.35 in stuff
Money spent since 03/03/03: $312.01
Started down, still down.
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