Sturgeon’s Law

Ninety per­cent of every­thing is crap.


Derived from a quote by sci­ence fic­tion author Theodore Stur­geon, who once said, “Sure, 90% of sci­ence fic­tion is crud. That’s because 90% of every­thing is crud.” Oddly, when Sturgeon’s Law is cited, the final word is almost invari­ably changed to ‘crap’.

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Damn Yankees III

They are in the play­offs while the Red Sox are all at home doing what I’m doing, watch­ing the play­offs on Fox and root­ing for Ana­heim. And I’m sure just like our reg­u­lar sea­son hopes, our post sea­son wishes will be squashed by the boys in pinstripes.

Never Wax Inside

Used the Cal­i­for­nia Duster on the car this after­noon and dis­cov­ered sev­eral more reminders on why I shouldn’t wax the car in the garage. Wiped that dried wax off a few places, but later this evening, in the fad­ing sun­shine, I noticed there are still a few more spots. Sigh…

Rode the bikes to work today, so if it wasn’t for the monthly meet­ing of the Aiken Bicy­cle Club, the Miata would not have got­ten dri­ven today. Is there some­thing wrong with that pic­ture? Bicy­cle to work and drive to a bicy­cling function?

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BBQ Overload

Another night on the town! Master’s Miata Club meet­ing at Bobby’s BBQ out on High­way 1. Usu­ally we get a back room, but they were all booked, so the 15 of us were at a big ol’ table by the wall. Kinda hard to hold a meet­ing over the really old guy in the cor­ner play­ing music on a Ham­mond organ, but then again we usu­ally don’t have much of a meet­ing. (For all I know that could be Bobby himself.)

Glad I like BBQ as we are hav­ing a catered lunch at work tomor­row and that’s what we are hav­ing, BBQ.

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Dead Grotty

I received a DVD copy of “A Hard Days Night” for my birth­day last week and finally got around to watch­ing it tonight. Back when I was grow­ing up you were either The Bea­t­les fan or a Rol­ing Stones fan, but rarely both. I liked The Bea­t­les. In junior high school I wanted to be one of them, I wore pointy boots and grew my hair into a mop top. I bought all their records and prac­ticed a Liv­er­poo­lian accent behind the closed door of my bed­room. No mat­ter how good their music was, if they were just break­ing into the busi­ness now, they’d have a rough go of it. At least until they could get their teeth fixed. George’s were dead grotty.

Lockout/Tagout

Because I work in a man­u­fac­tur­ing plant, every year I have to attend an annual train­ing ses­sion on Lockout/Tagout. Every year, even though I work in the front office and will never have cause to lockout/tagout my key­board. I have worked here for going on 16 years and I have seen the same film 16 times. Pretty much got it mem­o­rized through osmo­sis, after like the 3rd time I started clos­ing my eyes and lis­ten­ing and after about 8 times I started day­dream­ing I was on on the beach some­where being fanned by top­less nubile madi­ens while some­one read me the proper pro­ce­dure to con­trol all haz­ardous energy.…

Cheap Windsheild Wipers

Bought a set of wipers at KMart a while back and I had a chance to use them on a misty morn­ing drive to work today. They left streaks! Look­ing through the wind­sheild after a pass made it look like the side of a vinyl LP (you remem­ber those things, where music came from before CDs) only with lots of glare. Of course the pack­ing and receipt are long gone, so I guess I’ll just go some­where else and spend another $12 on another pair.

Flying Off The Face Of A Cliff

Rainy day for a change. We made it to work with the top down, barely, so I put it up on arrival. Still spritz­ing when we went out to Wally World look­ing for a light coat for Donna. She lost her last one of the face of the cliff at the Dev­ils’ Cour­t­house when an unex­pected gust of wind sailed it of the ledge she had rested on.

Well Blog­ging has finally come to the notice of the folks at the news­pa­per in Augusta. There was a lit­tle col­umn in today’s paper quot­ing one per­son and cit­ing a cou­ple of vague sta­tis­tics. I’d link you to it, but they haven’t even added it to their web page yet.

I guess they wait until the next day so the paper’s sub­scribers don’t feel cheated out of their 50 cents. Here is the arti­cle: The blog-o-sphere filled with news, non­sense.

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Orthodontic Shyness

Do you think it says any­thing about my feel­ing towards hav­ing Wab­bit Teeth on the front of the car that I haven’t taken a sin­gle pic­ture of them in the 15 days they have been there? It is too sunny, it is too cloudy, I’ve been too busy, I can’t find just the right back­ground and on and on and on.

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West Wing

Man I love this show, but you can’t just watch it and try and do some­thing else too, you miss stuff. I was watch­ing tonight’s episode and try­ing to rearrange my com­puter desk to make room for a scan­ner some­one is let­ting me try out and some­thing hap­pened that judg­ing by the character’s expres­sion and the back­ground music was sig­nif­i­cant, but I didn’t have a clue. Oh well, there is always reruns because I’m sure there will be no catch­ing up next week.

Thank God Its Thursday

Kind of feel like I’m liv­ing in the north­west, rain­ing off and on all the time. So the top is down for the ride to work and up dur­ing, then down or up for the ride home depend­ing on con­di­tions. Well the 9 hours days are done, tomor­row is why we did it, off at 11:30. We are headed up to Asheville, NC for the week­end. My sis­ter and her hus­band are going to meet us there and we are per­haps going leaf peep­ing or if it is rain­ing there, a movie or something.

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Bonsai

Started the day with a stop at the North Car­olina Arbore­tum. Donna wanted to go to see the gar­dens. Diane and Allen wanted to go back because the last time they vis­ited in April noth­ing was in bloom. I wanted to go because it meant a top down drive on the Blue Ridge Park­way. The orig­i­nal plan was to all ride in D & A’s Inte­gra, but Donna wasn’t feel­ing to well so she wanted to ride in the Miata. As a sur­prise bonus the Arbore­tum was host­ing the 2002 Car­olina Bon­sai Expo. Very beau­ti­ful stuff. Amaz­ing that in today’s fast paced soci­ety that this slow mov­ing art form sur­vives. Of course there are tons of web sites devoted to it. After that it was too early to go right to lunch so I devised a lit­tle loop that included a stop at Look­ing Glass Falls and Slid­ing Rock before end­ing up at the Pis­gah Inn for lunch. The food is really good and the view is super mak­ing it well worth the 30 minute wait. After eat­ing, we stayed on the Park­way and went over to the Folk Art Cen­ter. From there we went our ser­parate ways, Diane & Allen went into down­town Asheville and we headed back to the hotel. Later, after sup­per, a trip for ice cream was agreed upon. Allen looked in his Under­ground Asheville book and picked a place called Sweet Heaven because of the ice cream but it also has live music. When we got there “Inna Gadda Da Vida” as com­ing from a kid on a really nice Roland piano whose father was a baby when that song came out. Turns out this 14 year old key­board prodigy, Nick Stub­ble­field, also plays for the Sun­day brunch at the hoity-toity Grove Park Inn. A while later his 12 year old sis­ter accom­pa­nied him by singing a few old jazz stan­dards. She was as amaz­ingly as good as he was.

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Super 8 Motel

For $90 a night you should get a bet­ter TV than one that is 19″ and slightly out of focus and a bonus of adding snow to the pic­ture above chan­nel 24 with a num­ber­less remote con­trol that the only way to get from chan­nel 17 to chan­nel 39 is to push the up but­ton 21 times.

For $90 a night you should get more than one oper­at­ing ice machine on the sec­ond floor all the way in the back for a 100 until place.

For $90 a night you should not get a toi­let that rocks back and for so much that it threat­ens to dump you on the floor when you lean over to get some toi­let paper.

Cold or maybe Flu

What started this morn­ing as a slight ache in my left eye has now mor­phed into a runny nose and watery eyes and slight aches and now I want to go to bed…

Conjuctivitis

It’s Pink Eye — stay away from my blog — it’s contagious.

Still Icky

The eye looks a lot bet­ter because of the drops the Doc gave me, but I felt so crappy oth­er­wise I stayed home from work. I don’t know whether I feel crappy because of a reac­tion to the med­i­cine or it is just a coin­ci­dence that I got the flu the same time as the pink eye or maybe what­ever virus I got caused both.

Friends

Is it my imag­i­na­tion, but does it seems like Friends is just going through the motions at this point? I watched tonight’s episode and it was like I’d seen this all before, not this episode necce­sar­ily, but this feel, Sein­feld in it’s last cou­ple of years had it too. Sure the char­ac­ters are still like­able, but it seems like it has been done.

Poke Me In the Eye With A Sharp Stick

I never did have con­junc­tivi­tis. The red­ness had cleared, but it still felt like there was some­thing in my eye. Well, that is because there was some­thing in there. Called the Doc and he referred me to an opthamol­o­gist. While exam­in­ing me with that high pow­ered slit light she actu­ally said “Uh-oh.” I had a speck of some­thing lodged near the perime­ter of my cornea. I got some anes­the­sia drops and with some highly tricky scrap­ing of the sur­face she got it out and showed it to me on the end of her fin­ger, about half the size of a pep­per flake. Now I have dif­fer­ent drops for the next 5 days.

Hard to Steal Good Stuff

Down­load­ing some music off the net for some­one. Down­loaded a whole album from sev­eral sources and burned it to a CD. While lis­ten­ing to my newly pirated music I am sur­prised to find track 5 has got sev­eral beeps and clicks in it. How annoy­ing. You just can’t trust thieves to get it right. Now I have to go get that song from a cou­ple of dif­fer­ent sources and lis­ten to each one to make sure it isn’t the bad song prop­a­gated elsewhere.

An Evening Cruise

Put the top up to wash the car and after it was dry, the top went right back down. While I was at it, I waxed the car too. And then I masked off the lower nose of the car and touched up the front lip spoiler with some semi-gloss black. For some rea­son twice this past week I pulled up a lit­tle too close to a curb and scratched it up.

This is the best time of the year for con­vert­ibles around here, mid 70’s in the days and upper 50’s overnight. Tonight was a beau­ti­ful evening for a drive. The skies were clear, the moon was full and it was just cool enough.… Came up behind another Miata at the start of the drive. Couldn’t tell what color it really was, but my guess is that was Crys­tal Blue, although it looked gray. Couldn’t have been the Tita­nium because the seats were tan, not brown/red. He was talk­ing to some­one in the pas­sen­ger seat and only going about 5 MPH below the posted limit, so at the first oppor­tu­nity I goosed it and went around. Gave a cou­ple of polite toots on the air horns and left him way behind. We both had the same idea, an evening cruise, just had dif­fer­ent approaches to it.

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Microtek Scanmaker 3750i

A friend let me bor­row his scan­ner so I could try it out. I stum­bled on some slides a while ago and thought it nice if I dig­i­tized them. This Scan­ner comes with a “light lid” that allows you to do slides. Instead of illu­mi­nat­ing from the bot­tom, the lid lights the slide from the top allow­ing it to be scanned. When I got it all hooked up I ran a test scan of a piece of paper.…YIKES, it’s loud. Ran Donna right out of the room. I have an older Microtek Scan­maker III at work that I thought was noisy, but this thing makes that one sound pos­i­tively silent. I’ll try some slides in the next day or two and let you know with another rant if they stink.

Blogspot — Enetation — Et al.

My pages still load slow as m o l a s s e s. My archives keep dis­ap­pear­ing ( I can get them back, but it is a has­sle.) Gotta get my own domain and use MT. I’ve said it before, but this time I think I mean it.

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Hard to Steal Good Stuff II

Friend gave me a CD to copy for him, “Barry White, All-Time Great­est Hits.” I find it hard to beleive that a CD from 1994 could be copy pro­tected. Maybe it is just my CD burner or soft­ware, but I could not copy the disc, nor could I rip the tracks to MP3s. Thee is more than one way to skin a cat, so off to the ‘net I go. There it is the whole CD as one MP3 file, 69Meg, no prob­lem for Mr. DSL. Once down­loaded I went to use the wave edi­tor to break it back into seper­ate songs and lo and behold there are 19 songs in the file. Funny the liner notes I have say should be 20. Not only that but track 19 ends 2/3 of the way through. Did some­one just get tired of rip­ping? And of course there are now like 6 copies of this 95% com­plete com­plila­tion out there.…

Every 3750 Miles

Changed the oil and rotated my tires this evening after work. Mazda rec­om­mends an oil change at every 7500 miles, which is prob­a­bly OK for some­one who is going to trade in that car after 3 years. I hope to keep the car for a lot longer than that, so in the begin­ning I decided to dou­ble that fre­quency. I change the oil (and rotate the tires while I’m at it) every 3750 miles. That num­ber is hard to fig­ure in my addled mind, so I now use the valve train clat­ter as an indi­ca­tion of the need to change the oil. Miatas are known for HLA noise and mine seems to show up after 3,000 miles or so. After a few morn­ings in a row when it takes to the end of the block for the lifters to quiet, I go buy some oil.

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AMC

Stum­bled onto Robo­cop last night and started watch­ing it. When they went to a com­mer­cial I start­ing surf­ing again and real­ized what cable chan­nel I had been on, AMC. Am I los­ing my mind or did Amer­i­can Movie Clas­sics use to show movies with out com­mer­cial inter­rup­tion? And now they have com­mer­cials! Well even if I wrong about the com­mer­cial thing, I still have a rant here, Robo­cop is not a Classic.…

Halloween Party

Had our Miata Club’s Hal­loween Party tonight. The club has roughly 66 mem­bers and 8 peo­ple came. The total atten­dance was 10 because of the host­ing couple’s pres­ence. When the hosts first vol­un­teered to hold the party they orig­i­nally intended for it to be a cos­tume party, but backed off because they were afraid it would hurt atten­dance. Ha, atten­dance, guess we should have required cos­tumes. As it turned out 2 cou­ples came dressed up any­way (Donna and I were not one of them.)

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My Sore Butt

Went for a bike ride for the first time in about a month. Just 15 lit­tle miles around town and now my butt hurts. I’m not tired or any­thing, just my sit bones ain’t used to it no more. How the mighty have fallen, as lit­tle as 5 years ago a 60 mile day in the sad­dle would bring not a wim­per from any part of my body, as they say, “Use it or lose it.” I’ve lost it.

Q Is For Quarry

Only left the house to go to Zaxby’s for lunch and Kroger for gro­cery shop­ping. Spent most of the day read­ing Q is for Quarry, now excuse me while I go fin­ish it.…

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Daylight Standard Time

I don’t have the typ­i­cal gripe about the 15 clocks I have to change. I’m sure some folks have more, some less, but all just as aggra­vat­ing. I don’t like it for the same rea­son I don’t like fall as a sea­son — it means win­ter is com­ing. Cold wood floors, dry, itch­ing skin, top up on the convertable…

I’m Not Worthy

Got my CD Mix of the Month discs today. Cool stuff. lis­ten­ing to the sec­ond for the sec­ond time now. Josh’s, as usual, was 90% unfa­mil­iar ter­ri­tory, but excel­lent. Pep­per­spray from ifish­ery was 90% famil­iar, but nicely but together. Great month and once again I feel I’m not wor­thy of being in the lit­tle club.

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Guest Rant — Tom Petty

Some­how my mother-in-law started receiv­ing Rolling Stone Mag­a­zine. Hey, she’s 72 and seems to get quite a few things she doesn’t remem­ber order­ing. :-) Need­less to say, she just passes it to me because she isn’t inter­ested. Issue 909 has a one page bit on the 10 things that piss him off. 1 Radio is not even worth lis­ten­ing to “I don’t really give a fly­ing fuck about any of it. I’ve tuned out…

Right on, brother Tom. Read the rest of the arti­cle here: Tom Petty Is Pissed

West Wing II

This time I paid atten­tion and when it was over I wished it wasn’t. Not only that, but it seemed too short. Very fan­ci­ful view of pol­i­tics — no way that a pres­i­den­tial cam­paign debate would shake out that way, but made for good TV. I now know the way they grace­fully rid them­selves of Rob Lowe after his, what they felt were, unrea­son­able salary demands. That too was setup nicely. Mr. Sorkin cast one of his “Sports Night” alums, Josh Molina, in a good role. As a bonus, The Won­der Years, Dan­ica McKel­lar had a small role too.

Miata-O-Lantern

First time, in what seems like months but only has been days, we got to leave the top down all day free from worry of pre­cip­i­ta­tion. Also, the first time since day­light sav­ings time ended that I needed my sun­glasses for the drive home. Plus the sun is now so low in the sky that I needed a hat to shade my eyes. Some one called it obses­sive, I called it Miata-O-Lantern…

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