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Jan­u­ary

Hi, I’m Zeke And I’ll Be Tak­ing Care Of You

Sun­day the 10th

After a pleas­ant after­noon geo­caching we decided to eat out for din­ner. Because a cou­ple of our favorite haunts are not open on Sun­day we set­tled for a third tier option, Chilis. They have that 2 for $20 thing going on which we had enjoyed at one in States­boro, GA on our way back from Florida at Thanks­giv­ing. This din­ing expe­ri­ence wasn’t as good as that one, but that is a whole ‘nother post.

While wait­ing for Zeke to bring our drinks, Donna spot­ted an appli­ca­tion book­let on the table to join their E-mail Club. They ask for your birth­day, so we fig­ured maybe you get a free mar­garita or some­thing on your spe­cial day. Trou­ble was we didn’t have any­thing to right write with, so we asked Zeke if he’d lend us a pen. We both filled one out and handed them and the pen back when Zeke brought our appetizer.

As we fin­ished our desert Zeke asked if we wanted any­thing else, when we replied in the neg­a­tive, he dropped off our check and dis­ap­peared. Trou­ble was, he didn’t leave us a pen. I eye­balled the receipt and noticed that it was that thin glossy stuff, almost almost like old time fax paper, and thought, I bet this is pres­sure sen­si­tive. I grabbed the salad fork, which I hadn’t used, turned it back­wards and test wrote the total on the *guest copy*, with the han­dle. It worked, it was a lit­tle light, kind of like I signed it in pen­cil, but fully legible.

Zeke returned a few sec­onds after I had fin­ished fill­ing out the charge slip and said, “Did I for­get to leave you a pen?” “Yep,” I replied, “But not to worry, I signed it with the fork.” He was so stunned than he for­got to say thanks for din­ing with us or hurry back or what­ever the cor­po­rate man­dated server’s last line is.


Feb­ru­ary

A Case of Atten­tion Deficit Disorder

Mon­day the 15th

I haven’t blogged much about the actual rea­son we are in the hos­pi­tal for sev­eral rea­sons, Donna isn’t as excited to share the inti­mate details as I would be, the spotty inter­net con­nec­tion and the lack of free time allot­ted the assis­tant lay nurse of a sick per­son. But I will shared my favorite story of the past week. Treat­ment for her type of col­i­tis is the steroid solu-cortef. The steroid amps you up and in Donna’s case on the sec­ond day kind of turned her into a 5-year old kid with a case ADD. To counter act this the doc­tor pro­scribed Xanax, an anti-anxiety med­i­cine, and it has calmed her some, but not entirely.

While on the clear liq­uid diet she was drink­ing all sorts of flu­ids, but she always kept her favorite three at hand on the bed table, water, cran­berry juice and diet gin­ger ale. Each fluid had its own lit­tle sty­ro­foam cup which she would have me write the flu­ids name in three or four places along the top edge of the cup. She would line them up in a straight line for­ma­tion. Directly behind the cup marked water was the large hos­pi­tal sup­plied plas­tic mug which the staff kept full of ice and water, directly behind the gin­ger ale was the small 8oz can of soda and lastly right behind the cran­berry juice glass were stacked the 4oz plas­tic con­tain­ers of juice. Each cup had its own sep­a­rate straw. After each drink from the cups, some­times one right after the other, she care­fully arrange them back in straight lines.

This morn­ing after we got all the cups arranged and filled with the appro­pri­ate com­bi­na­tion of fluid and ice she looked down at the row of drinks and frowned. When she looked up at me I asked, “What’s wrong?” She looked at me and said, “My straws don’t match.” Sure enough, there were two yel­low straws and one white one. I went over to her neatly arranged bed stand picked out a match­ing yel­low straw.


March

With This Ring I Thee Wed

Wednes­day the 31st

Back when Donna was in the hos­pi­tal and they were aggres­sively work­ing at heal­ing her ail­ing colon she was being given 40mg of Pred­nisone a day and she was very hyper with signs of ADD. Her favorite pas­time was to cut up paper and mag­a­zines to make bows and rib­bons. She loved to tape things to other things with the hos­pi­tal sup­plied clear dress­ing tape. Thirdly she hated clut­ter and was for­ever rear­rang­ing and clean­ing up. She used a food tray to keep all her sup­plies on and it moved with her from bed to chair and some­times the floor as she worked on her “projects.” As a con­se­quence of the med­i­cine and the zero humid­ity air of the hos­pi­tal her hands were always dry and chapped. This led to a lot of apply­ing of hand cream.

Early in her stay she removed her wed­ding ring and the birth­stone “engage­ment” ring we bought for her after the glass chip feel out of the real one early on in our mar­riage. I kept them on my keyring to return to her when she got out. As the the hos­pi­tal stay length­ened she asked for them back. You know where this is lead­ing right?

Some­where around Day 8 the rings went miss­ing. We weren’t even sure when they actu­ally dis­ap­peared because time was very fluid for some­one tak­ing that much steroid. Best guess is one of the times she took them off that day to put on hand cream, they were laid on the craft tray and some­how got thrown away dur­ing a clean­ing up of scrap paper. The staff was very upset and helped tear apart the room look­ing for the rings, even look­ing in the clean­ing per­sons trash col­lec­tion, but they were nowhere to be found.

We were not that upset, things hap­pen and even though there is that line in the vows, nei­ther one of us felt that los­ing the ring had any sig­nif­i­cance in the over­all scheme of our mar­riage. We have been mean­ing to look into buy­ing a nicer set of rings, maybe even do a major upgrade in qual­ity from the set we could afford when we first started out, but as time passed we came to the con­clu­sion that there was not much sense in that. Donna has started to feel funny with­out any rings on, so we have been keep­ing our eyes out for some­thing that would quasi-match my ring when­ever we went in a store. Last night as we were pok­ing around in Dillard’s look­ing for a pink sweater for Donna we came across a table with some jew­elry on it, includ­ing some rings. Hey look, here’s some­thing that’ll fit the bill, its gold and has a bunch of shiny lit­tle bits around the cir­cum­fer­ence. The size 6 was too small, but the 7 fit just right. And at twenty bucks the price was right. Wait a minute, here is a size 9, I won­der if that will fit my skinny fin­ger. Yep, sure did, we have match­ing rings again. As a bonus the rings came a sets of two, so we have a backup in case one of us mis­places one. Behold, the Tivoli CZ Eter­nity Band Set.


April

Lit­tle Boy Blue

Thurs­day the 1st

The Folks in the MMC don’t know it yet, but tonight is Donna and my last Club meet­ing. Reg­u­lar read­ers will remem­ber that a cou­ple months ago I was vir­tual car shop­ping, well we have decided on a car. It was not on the orig­i­nal list in either cat­e­gory because it fell out­side the the­o­ret­i­cal bud­get limit, and if recent events have taught us any­thing it is you only live once, so you might as well enjoy your­self while you can.

The local dealer didn’t have what we wanted, but a quick search turned up almost a per­fect match, satel­lite radio instead of the Ip Odd inter­face, in Charleston, SC. We will be able to pick it up on Fri­day at Tay­lor BMW in Augusta. With trad­ing in the Emperor, $2k addi­tional down, we ended up financ­ing $28,000 @ 3.95% or $475 a month for the next 6 years…

Meet Lit­tle Boy Blue: a BMW 128i Con­vert­ible.


May

Iron Man 2

Sun­day the 16th

My rants about this movie the other week turned out not to be as big an issue as I imag­ined. The intro to the Stark Expo was still a lit­tle long, but taken in con­text not all that bad. The race scene/suitcase suit grip dis­ap­peared because Whiplash didn’t just wait for it watch­ing, he was pinned to the side wall by Happy dri­ving a Rolls Royce. Mickey Rouke makes an awe­some vil­lain. I don’t under­stand why they change the open­ing bit from the trailer wher Tony jumps out of the plane unless they though it might spoil the the end­ing bit. I thought it would have been a per­fect way to tie that together…

Scar­lett Johans­son looks good in black hair and her chem­istry with RDJ leads me to believe she would have made a good Pep­per Potts had not Gwyneth Pal­trow already had a lock on that role. But the whole Black Widow bit seemed tossed in as an intro to the char­ac­ter and for the sex appeal of the suit (not that there is any­thing wrong with that.) But if rumors are cor­rect and the Black Widow gets her own movie, I think I feel a repeat of Cat Woman or Elek­tra com­ing on.

There is more action in this one, some dan­ger­ously close to being too much (and/or too long), but all and all very sat­is­fy­ing. Man I need one of those suits…

Two impor­tant lessons can be learned from this movie, 1) do not ever let a Russ­ian near your com­puter, both the males and females seem to be trained hack­ers that can break any encryp­tion thrown at them and 2) (this one I already knew) a con­vert­ible is as good as a pick up truck on a sunny day.

Brian gives it 2 thumbs up and Donna says I owe her a Julia Roberts movie.


June

Frus­tra­tion

Tues­day the 1st

While return­ing from Hen­der­son­ville on Sat­ur­day after­noon I wit­nessed the true def­i­n­i­tion of frustration.

We were zip­ping along south on I-26 some­where south of Spar­tan­burg with Donna at the wheel and me watch­ing the world go by at 70 MPH. Up ahead I could see three turkey buz­zards right on the edge of the shoul­der mov­ing back and forth towards the road. One would take a cou­ple steps towards the right lane and then quickly hop back. Then another would do the same thing. When we got right next to them I could see what was going on. There was a small piece of road­kill about 2 feet into the right lane and after a car passed, one bird would take a few steps towards what it con­sid­ers food, he would get about 5 feet from a tasty morsel, then another car would approach mak­ing it hop back to safety. Trou­ble was, traf­fic was fairly light and there were sin­gle cars in the right lane spaced evenly about 200′-300′ apart, so there was never enough time to get a nib­ble safely.


July

Morn­ing Bobby

Tues­day the 13th

Sev­eral years ago it seemed like there was an abun­dance of peo­ple by the name of Robert who worked at The Valve Store™ and as a joke, myself and another coworker would always say, “Morn­ing Bobby”, when we’d pass each other for the first time each day. His name is Joey and mine is, well duh, Brian, but we got a kick out of it.

Over the years the num­ber of Roberts waned, Jims took over the top spot, yet we still kept up the ‘Morn­ing Bobby’ rou­tine. The num­ber of folks named Jim hasn’t dimin­ished any, but Bobs have made big advances again recently. My imme­di­ate super­vi­sor is named Bob and his boss is named, yep, you guessed it, Bob. To dif­fer­en­ti­ate between them they are some­times referred to as Lit­tle Bob and Big Bob respec­tively. Our lat­est Indus­trial Engi­neer is also a Robert and usu­ally went by Bob, but I think as a con­di­tion of employ­ment, he had to will­ing to be known as Rob to avoid fur­ther confusion.

With them ceas­ing man­u­fac­tur­ing at the home office in Florham Park, NJ we have had a few folks from up there make the tran­si­tion to work­ing here in South Car­olina. The last two to join us are both named Bob.

Joey and I will may just start say­ing, “Morn­ing Bobby”, when­ever we pass any­body, because we will have a real good chance of being right.


August

OW!

Sun­day the 8th

Some­times I don’t even heed my own advice.

Nearly 2 years ago I posted here that one shouldn’t use a string trim­mer with­out wear­ing long pants. That time I came away with a speck­led leg from the dirt and tiny stones kicked up by fish­ing line rotat­ing at sev­eral thou­sand RPM. This time it is much worse.

Today when I cleaned off the front porch using the leaf blower I noticed a few strands of ivy creep­ing their way towards the house. I went and got the trim­mer which was freshly loaded with some of that heavy duty red string stuff. As I made mince meat of the ivy I could feel a few things ric­o­chet off my legs, but then sud­denly I for­got all about my lower extrem­i­ties because some­thing grabbed me by the right ear and lifted me off the ground. OW! I must have pissed off a wasp and it stung me on the back of the ear.

It is 4 hours later and my ear still hurts worse than that time in sec­ond grade when Bobby Mitchell punched me in the head because I stuck my tongue out at him dur­ing recess.


Sep­tem­ber

I Can’t Believe I’m Still Listening

Sat­ur­day the 4th

I must be a real fan. As of this morn­ing, depend­ing on which ver­sion you believe, the FRS play­off chances stood at 3, 4 or 5%. That was before the Yan­kees won their game today and the Sox lost the first game, post­poned by Earl from last night and will likely lost tonight’s reg­u­larly sched­uled game (they are los­ing 3–1 in the 7th.)

As much as I enjoy the cof­fee (and the cof­fee cake muf­fin) from Dunkin’ Donuts I fear they may have lost our busi­ness for­ever this morn­ing. We should have taken the hint. On our way into the place this morn­ing we passed a car with a fel­low in the dri­vers seat talk­ing very loudly to him­self, or rhetor­i­cally to his pas­sen­ger inside the store, say­ing, “How long does it take to get a dou­ble cof­fee?!?” There were three employ­ees with only three cus­tomers, so it shouldn’t have taken too long, but some­how it did.

One asso­ciate, because of the head­set, must have been the drive-up per­son, who’s job descrip­tion read, “Do not leave the win­dow for any rea­son, even if there are no cars in line. And when you are not busy please feel free to carry on a per­sonal con­ver­sa­tion with your fel­low employ­ees to aid in the dis­rup­tion their pro­duc­tiv­ity.” Employee num­ber 2 was the main counter per­son and was either very new at the job or only used to deal­ing with humans via tex­ting or stoned and hav­ing a hard type com­plet­ing a com­plex order that con­sisted of three cof­fees. To be fair, this per­son was deal­ing with some­one who had either never been in a Dunkin’ Donuts before or never ordered cof­fee or was hun­gover. The third per­son dressed in a pink polo shirt with DD embroi­dered in brown on their right breast was prob­a­bly the “cook” and tried to help out the sec­ond per­son in line (whose part­ner was out­side with steam escap­ing his ears and pos­si­ble think­ing of dri­ving his 15 year old pur­ple Dodge Neon through the front win­dow), but was stymied by the request for iced cof­fee and the unex­pected return of cus­tomer num­ber 1 to ask where they kept the “to go” sugar. We took this oppor­tu­nity to leave the store.

We headed back across town at a small fam­ily restau­rant called Aut­ens that we had been mean­ing to try for some time. We ended up spend­ing a bit more money there and the cof­fee was noth­ing spe­cial, there were three really nice sur­prises. First was they offered a salmon cake as a meat side, which Donna ordered, and I sam­pled, which was very good. The sec­ond was instead of hav­ing “home fries” as the alter­na­tive to grits they offered some­thing called potato scram­ble, which turns out to be, I’m guess­ing, last nights mashed pota­toes with some but­ter mixed in and fried on the grill into a sort of pan­cake. Thirdly, our wait­ress was Evan­ge­line Lilly who was pos­si­bly doing research for her next movie. She is a lit­tle younger look­ing than she seemed on TDTVS and her freck­les were cov­ered by makeup, but it was her alright.


Octo­ber

Sorry I Doubted You James

Mon­day the 4th

Oh, about a month or so ago, we had vis­i­tors and one of those vis­i­tors was a 3 year-old nephew named James (Hi James.) One of the things we had to amuse said 3 year-old was a book about air­planes. It wasn’t just any ol’ sta­tic book about air­planes, it came with lit­tle card­board repli­cas of planes that needed to be put together and had the advan­tage of being capa­ble of flight. Not real aero­dy­namic flight mind you, but by brute force. Each plane replica had a small notch on the bot­tom of the “fuse­lage” that you hooked the rub­ber band of the included prim­i­tive sling­shot thingie into and then pulled back as far as your mighty 3 year-old arms would go before let­ting loose launch­ing the plane into the wild blue yonder.

James and uncle Brian spent a few enjoy­able hours over the course of a cou­ple of evenings “fly­ing” planes in the back yard. One evening James launched the B-2 bomber with a mighty tug and it soared off in the direc­tion of our mimosa tree and I didn’t see it come back down. He said it was stuck in the tree. I couldn’t see it, so I fig­ured it had come down in the neighbor’s yard. James insisted that he could see it and wanted me to go up and get it. I just knew it wasn’t there, so told him I would get it, but I couldn’t, because I didn’t have a tall enough ladder.

Tonight as I walked under­neath the mimosa tree on the way to the shed to get out the lawn mower and leaf blower so Donna and I could do a lit­tle lawn main­te­nance, I looked down on the ground and this is what I saw:


Novem­ber

Obit­u­ary For A Printer

Tues­day the 16th

Friends,

It is with much sad­ness that I inform you of a beloved co-worker’s pass­ing yesterday.

PRVLAK_DFT_H4V_01 suc­cumbed to a “50 Ser­vice” error. PRVLAK_DFT_H4V_01 or as his friends called him, Laser­Jet 4V, was 16 years old and for the first 15 years of his life he was a robust and reli­able fel­low who printed each and every one of the over a quar­ter mil­lion pages with glee. Last year age finally caught up with him requir­ing a tricky fuser trans­plant. Shortly after his full recov­ery from that ordeal, his 11 x 17 paper tray needed to be ampu­tated because of wear. Three weeks ago with his rare life blood toner run­ning low, it was dis­cov­ered that sup­plies of this pre­cious com­mod­ity were no longer avail­able through nor­mal chan­nels. Unfor­tu­nately the non-FDA approved toner from South Amer­ica did not arrive in time to save his life.

PRVLAK_DFT_H4V_01 is sur­vived by his big brother PRVLAK_DFT_HDJ800 and his cousin PRVLAK_ENG_HP4650. Funeral ser­vices are being han­dled by Safety Clean and will be pri­vate. In lieu of flow­ers please send Sta­ples gifts cards.

Brian Bog­a­r­dus
Arts & Crafts Engi­neer
ASCO Valve Man­u­fac­tur­ing
a facil­ity of ASCONUMATICS
part of the Indus­trial Automa­tion Divi­sion of Emer­son Elec­tric Cor­po­ra­tion
located in beau­ti­ful Aiken, SC, USA


Decem­ber

Worst BBQ Ever

Sat­ur­day the 4th

We went geo­caching today in Craw­fordville, GA and A.H. Stephens State Park. We took along a coworker and because the Miata does not seat 3 com­fort­ably we took her car. Craw­fordville is where Hol­ly­wood comes call­ing when it needs to film in a quin­tes­sen­tial small south­ern town. There have been about a dozen films that have used this town as a bit player in them and there are 8 caches here with names that are the titles of those movies. We looked for 4 and found 2. The two we missed I don’t count as DNFs because they were in loca­tions that made us very ner­vous search­ing which was only height­ened by the fact that we were dri­ving a car with New Jer­sey plates. There were 6 caches in the state park that you can get to by land and we found 5 of them.

Prob­a­bly the most rec­og­niz­able movie that was filmed in town was “Sweet Home Alabama” and for lunch we decided to eat at the BBQ place that was used in the bar scenes (Stella’s Road­house) of the movie. We were talked into get­ting the Plate by the almost surly woman behind the counter at Heavy’s as it included meat, brunswick stew and coleslaw. We opted for a rib plate and a chicken plate to split between the three of us. The coleslaw was too vine­gary and had way too much pickle taste. The “stew” was run through a food proces­sor for too long as it was kind of a sickly look­ing brown mush. The only thing remotely edi­ble was the meat and that was over­pow­ered by the amount of BBQ sauce it was cov­ered in. Inter­est­ing place to visit, but you don’t want to eat there.


I Can’t Believe I’m Still Listening

I must be a real fan. As of this morn­ing, depend­ing on which ver­sion you believe, the FRS play­off chances stood at 3, 4 or 5%. That was before the Yan­kees won their game today and the Sox lost the first game, post­poned by Earl from last night and will likely lost tonight’s reg­u­larly sched­uled game (they are los­ing 3–1 in the 7th.)

As much as I enjoy the cof­fee (and the cof­fee cake muf­fin) from Dunkin’ Donuts I fear they may have lost our busi­ness for­ever this morn­ing. We should have taken the hint. On our way into the place this morn­ing we passed a car with a fel­low in the dri­vers seat talk­ing very loudly to him­self, or rhetor­i­cally to his pas­sen­ger inside the store, say­ing, “How long does it take to get a dou­ble cof­fee?!?” There were three employ­ees with only three cus­tomers, so it shouldn’t have taken too long, but some­how it did.

One asso­ciate, because of the head­set, must have been the drive-up per­son, who’s job descrip­tion read, “Do not leave the win­dow for any rea­son, even if there are no cars in line. And when you are not busy please feel free to carry on a per­sonal con­ver­sa­tion with your fel­low employ­ees to aid in the dis­rup­tion their pro­duc­tiv­ity.” Employee num­ber 2 was the main counter per­son and was either very new at the job or only used to deal­ing with humans via tex­ting or stoned and hav­ing a hard type com­plet­ing a com­plex order that con­sisted of three cof­fees. To be fair, this per­son was deal­ing with some­one who had either never been in a Dunkin’ Donuts before or never ordered cof­fee or was hun­gover. The third per­son dressed in a pink polo shirt with DD embroi­dered in brown on their right breast was prob­a­bly the “cook” and tried to help out the sec­ond per­son in line (whose part­ner was out­side with steam escap­ing his ears and pos­si­ble think­ing of dri­ving his 15 year old pur­ple Dodge Neon through the front win­dow), but was stymied by the request for iced cof­fee and the unex­pected return of cus­tomer num­ber 1 to ask where they kept the “to go” sugar. We took this oppor­tu­nity to leave the store.

We headed back across town at a small fam­ily restau­rant called Aut­ens that we had been mean­ing to try for some time. We ended up spend­ing a bit more money there and the cof­fee was noth­ing spe­cial, there were three really nice sur­prises. First was they offered a salmon cake as a meat side, which Donna ordered, and I sam­pled, which was very good. The sec­ond was instead of hav­ing “home fries” as the alter­na­tive to grits they offered some­thing called potato scram­ble, which turns out to be, I’m guess­ing, last nights mashed pota­toes with some but­ter mixed in and fried on the grill into a sort of pan­cake. Thirdly, our wait­ress was Evan­ge­line Lilly who was pos­si­bly doing research for her next movie. She is a lit­tle younger look­ing than she seemed on TDTVS and her freck­les were cov­ered by makeup, but it was her alright.

Started up, went down, went up, still up.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 10/24/08: 817

Daper Draper

Last night was the pre­mier episode of Sea­son 4 of TDTVS2 and we here at the Bog­a­r­dus house­hold spent the week­end prep­ping for the event. On Sat­ur­day we watched episodes 1 & 3 of sea­son three and then on Sun­day we watched episodes 6, 9 & 13.

At the appointed hour of the pre­mier, 10:00 EDT, we went to bed.

Got up this morn­ing, started down­load­ing the tor­rent and left for work. Came home from work and had din­ner in front of the TV.

At the end of last year they were run­ning their new agency, cre­ated from the ashes of Ster­ling Cooper, out of a hotel room. this sea­son starts sev­eral months later and they now have a floor in the Time/Life build­ing (and telling clients they have two) with a con­fer­ence room full of mis­matched office chairs in a cir­cle around a non exis­tent table.

The episode seemed jum­bled and out of sorts and just maybe that was an inten­tional tone set by the pro­ducer because it per­fectly rep­re­sented Don Draper’s life, both per­son­ally and professionally.

Now after an hour of digest­ing the show I’m begin­ning to appre­ci­ate it. It started out with Don being inter­viewed by an adver­tis­ing mag­a­zine which he does it reluc­tantly and it shows in the pub­lished piece. They want him to do another inter­view, this time with the Wall Street Jour­nal, but he is uncom­fort­able and begs off. For the next 30 min­utes neg­a­tive things hap­pen all around him, and to him, until he blows his top at a client and is so mad he boots them out the door. This flips a switch mak­ing him real­ize that he needs to turn his act around, so he agrees to the WSJ inter­view. The last scene of the show is him talk­ing to the Jour­nal reporter and he is the charm­ing, engag­ing Don Draper we all love and want to be.

Can’t wait until next week.

Started down, went up, still up.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 10/24/08: 751

Decimal Steps

Sum­mer is here in Aiken, SC. This week­end the tem­per­a­tures were sup­posed to hit the upper 90s, maybe even break the cen­tury mark, so ear­lier in last week Donna and I planned a week­end get­away into the state’s north­west cor­ner where it is moun­tain­ous and cooler, plus we could fin­ish up those final 2 coun­ties and 3 DeLorme pages for those geo­caching challenges.

As the week­end approached, like all good sailors, we kept a weather eye out on what was in store for north­west­ern South Car­olina. It looked like there was not much relief to be had up there, maybe 4 or 5 degrees cooler with just as much a chance of after­noon show­ers, so on Fri­day after­noon we decided to save the cou­ple hun­dred bucks (and I’d forgo hav­ing cin­na­mon buns for break­fast) by stay­ing home.

Sat­ur­day morn­ing we went for a bike ride and gro­cery shopped return­ing home by 9:00AM and not leav­ing the house again except for my trip to the mail­box to pick up the lat­est Red Enve­lope full of Law & Order: Sea­son 1. Amaz­ing who has popped up so far in guest star­ring roles; Samuel L. Jack­son in a brief bit as a defense attor­ney, Philip Sey­mour Hoff­man in his first cred­ited role as an accused rapist, the future Lt. Van Buren, S. Epatha Merk­er­son, as a mother of a mis­tak­enly shot child and TDTVS’s Harold Per­rineau as a young drug dealer.

Sun­day we stayed out­side a lit­tle later, through lunchtime (although the top was up for the last cou­ple of hours) doing some geo­caching. We headed over to North Augusta to search for some on the Green­way, an old aban­doned rail­way bed now paved over into a biking/walking trail. We started at one end and after we found one right near the begin­ning, we were quickly dis­tracted by a cache down by the river, which led to a cou­ple in a new park around some old ponds, which then again led to a new sec­tion of the Green­way which par­al­lels real close to the Savan­nah River and we never really made it to the actual Green­way Greenway.

With our t-shirts soaked with sweat, look­ing like Jack & Kate after a trip into the island jun­gle, we called it quits and headed back to the car with 8 finds. Real­iz­ing that put us at 458 total Donna said we need two more to make it an “even” four hun­dred and sixty. We snagged one in a small park out­side the Green­way entrance that we had DNF’d a cou­ple of weeks ago then another in a park that we have passed a hun­dred times and never been in. When I got home and logged that last one I noticed that there was a sec­ond one in that park as well. Good thing we didn’t real­ized that at the time, because if we found it, we prob­a­bly would have had to find 9 more to make the total even again…

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Yo Saf Bridge Returns To Space

After a stint as a con woman that was a pain in the side of the crew of the Fire­fly a cou­ple of times in the early 26th cen­tury and recently seen stuck on Madi­son Ave, Earth in the mid­dle 20th cen­tury on TDTVS2, Christina Hen­dricks returns to the ‘Verse some­time in the far future where space travel costs an arm and a leg, lit­er­ally, as an android in a music video from Bro­ken Bells.

The Emperor got a well deserved bath after work today.

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108 Thousand Button Pushes

One hun­dred and eight was sort of an adjunct to TDTVS’s famous num­bers (4 8 15 16 23 42) because that is what they added up to and that is how many min­utes you had between enter­ing them into a com­puter ter­mi­nal before bad things hap­pened. 108,000 is prob­a­bly how many times the num­ber and exe­cute but­tons were pushed by Desmond dur­ing his lit­tle over three years down in the Swan Sta­tion hatch when he was doing the entering.

I won­der what I should do with my eight LOST links in the left side­bar now that the show is over, delete them? Yeah, prob­a­bly. So what would be a proper mourn­ing period before mov­ing them? Sim­ple, 108 days. Guess I’ll add a count­down for it…

One hun­dred and eight thou­sand is the num­ber of miles the Emperor had trav­eled when we got almost to work this morning.

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Lipid Panel

I must have missed one of these cho­les­teral updates because the last one I can find is dated Decem­ber 15, 2008…

  Chol HDL LDL Trig
Goal <200 >31 <100 30–150
05/18/10 151 38 91 109
12/15/08 167 41 92 171
03/21/08 164 37 104 115
12/12/07 175 38 104 165
07/17/07 185 36 117 162
03/05/07 195 39 123 167
09/19/06 167 37 103 135
04/06/06 168 37 106 126
12/08/05 182 35 120 137
07/28/05 177 30 113 169
06/17/05 164 31 85 238
05/06/05 174 27 108 194
01/10/05 176 33 110 167
09/21/04 209 24 131 271

Turned on ABC at 9:00PM and Danc­ing with the Stars was on, hey, where’s TDTVS? Oh, yeah, that’s right, it’s over.

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The End

Of our elab­o­rate plans, the end
Of every­thing that stands, the end
No safety or sur­prise, the end
I’ll never look into your eyes…again
Jim Mor­ri­son

It all comes to an end tonight at 11:30PM and quite frankly I think I will be glad it is over. What started as a sur­vival story on a mys­te­ri­ous island has mor­phed into a bat­tle between good and evil to con­trol the island that no one can find.

Mil­lions of peo­ple want answers to the thou­sands of unan­swered ques­tions and mys­ter­ies, but I for one don’t care if I find out what hap­pened to Rose, Bernard and Vin­cent the dog or any of the others.

How will it end? Will we merge the the island time lines with the alt LA uni­verse? My guess is it will be a vari­a­tion of the first scene of last season’s finale; Jack (the new Jacob) will be sit­ting on the beach and John Locke (the new MIB) will approach and say, “You know how much I want to kill you?” They will stare out to sea and see a boat approach­ing. Locke will ask Jack, “You brought them here didn’t you?” The cam­era zooms in until you see the tran­som. It reads, “S.S.Minnow” Fade to black.

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Inside on a Beautiful Day

It was spent mostly watch­ing Life. We had disc three of sea­son two from Net­flix to watch and did. Then got antsy and didn’t want to wait for the last two discs to come in the mail, so off to the back alleys of the inter­net. I down­loaded the four episodes that are on disc 4 while we watched the other red enve­lope disc, Michael Clay­ton (which after watch­ing the four sim­plis­tic 42 minute TV shows was hard to fol­low because you had to pay atten­tion, but if you did you were rewarded.) We then watched those four down­loaded episodes of Life. The next thing we knew it is past 8:00 PM with the sun is going down.

The last 5 episodes of the short lived show are being tor­rented as we speak, but those won’t get watched until tomor­row after­noon or night though. We are off to do some geo­caching in the morn­ing and pos­si­bly see an early show­ing of IM2.

My last post chron­i­cled all the TV I’ve been watch­ing, well that is about to come to an end, lit­er­ally and fig­u­ra­tively. Mon­day is the season-enders for House and Cas­tle. Flash­for­ward didn’t get renewed for next year, so I prob­a­bly won’t even bother watch­ing how many ever new episodes of that are left. There are only 2 more episodes of Law & Order (the Moth­er­ship ver­sion) ever. It ends its 20 year run the day after TDTVS fin­ishes its 6 year ride on the 23rd of May. That leaves just a month and a half left of new of L&O:Criminal Intent (although I really miss Goren and Eames) and In Plain Sight to see on USA.

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TV Is Winning

I haven’t been post­ing or a cou­ple rea­sons, but the main one is I can’t seem to find the time. I’m watch­ing too much TV. On Mon­day their is House from 8–9. then at ten there is the orig­i­nal Law & Order and Cas­tle which get watched via tor­rent on Tues­day. Tues­day evening we watch the L&O and Cas­tle before watch­ing TDTVS at 9. Tues­day at 10 is The Good Wife and L&O:CI on USA which get delayed until Wednes­day. Wednes­day at 10 is In Plain Sight which get watched on Thurs­day before Flash­for­ward (which some­times gets delayed until Fri­day.) And as always there is a Net­flix disc with a movie and another disc with a TV show (cur­rently Life) that need watch­ing too.

It has got­ten so bad that I haven’t even been lis­ten­ing to the FRS on the inter­net (which as it turns out is a good thing because they seem to be win­ning when I’m not lis­ten­ing.)*

I’ve got plenty of stuff to post about, but by the time I get around to it a lot of the details will have leaked out my ears and won’t be avail­able to make the story more than a tweet length. The only rea­son you are get­ting this on today is I’m bored at work with a very repet­i­tive job and needed a break before I nod­ded off in my chair.

*As if to prove my point, the FRS had an after­noon game today and I lis­tened to it at work. They lost 3–2 to Toronto.

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Miscellaneous Monday

Added a link in the Miata sec­tion called Miata Mon­days. It is from a site called Cold Track Days and fea­tures a photo every Mon­day of a tricked out Miata.

Watch­ing LOST last week, every time they showed Jack stand­ing there in his dark blue t-shirt I couldn’t help but notice the resem­blance to the pro­tag­o­nist in that video game Another World that I so loved, but couldn’t get to work back in December.

There are only 3 episodes and the two hour finale left of TDTVS and then it will be all over on Sun­day, May 23 (why Sun­day?) But that’s OK maybe they will make Sat­ur­day morn­ing car­toon of the show.

You know how I spent a cou­ple hours the other day rid­ding my work PC of ClearType after the Office 2007 install? Well guess what is run­ning on the home lap­top and hasn’t both­ered me one bit?

House view­ers must buy a lot of trucks or some­one thinks they do because the big three have all run truck ads dur­ing tonight’s show.

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I Missed It

I missed cel­e­brat­ing 420 today. Bum­mer man, might have helped watch­ing tonight’s episode of TDTVS.

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HD On Cable

Back in August a bolt of light­ning fried our tube TV so we bought a one of those new fan­gled flat screens. I let it find all the chan­nels and was happy as a clam. Then 3 weeks later I had to reset the TV and when I ran the chan­nel find func­tion this time I let it look for dig­i­tal chan­nels. It found some, the Music Choice chan­nels that came with the dig­i­tal pack­age, noth­ing with a pic­ture though.

I was home sick with some flu stuff today and thought I would tune into Sound­scapes, the New Age Music Choice chan­nel to help in start­ing a nap while on the couch. It wasn’t there. I remem­ber won­der­ing if the cable com­pany knew that folks with dig­i­tal TV were get­ting that music for free. Maybe they did and decided to cut it off.

For the heck of it I ran the chan­nel setup again. It found the music chan­nels. They were occu­py­ing the recently, with no notice, vacated ESPN Clas­sic chan­nel spot at 34. Not only that it turned up the HD broad­casts of the 6 local TV broad­cast­ers. Now I won’t have to unplug the cable and plug up the $20 rab­bit ears I bought so I can watch TDTVS in full widescreen HD glory. Then plug the cable back in after the show is over.

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Dharma Alarm Clock

Gotta get one of these…

No TV Monday

House was a repeat and Cas­tle was pre­empted by some non­sense real­ity show. Thought for sure now that the Olympics were done we would get new shows. At least TDTVS won’t let me down tomorrow.

This Ip Odd thing is turn­ing into a money pit. We needed a set of head­phones so Donna could lis­ten, she hates ear buds — $50. We then wanted a dock with speak­ers for the bed­room — $80. If I want to use in the Miata, I could remove the 6 disc changer in the trunk thereby reclaim­ing pre­cious space, an adapter is needed — $150.

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$10 Down

Yesterday’s post con­cerned book ref­er­ences in the sea­son pre­mier of TDTVS. When rewatch­ing the episode again, I noticed that Rose, sit­ting across from Jack on Oceanic 815 that did land in LA, was read­ing a mag­a­zine, Weekly Woods­man. What the heck does that mean?

The Red Cross did get the $10 from my GoPhone account. It just took 3 days to do it and 3 more for me to notice. Tomor­row we’ll donate another ten spot.

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What Just Happened?

The answer to last nights question,“If I win I won­der how many LOST fans I’ll have to share the $12 mil­lion with?” is none. I played the famous num­bers, 4 8 15 16 23 42 and breath­lessly after the sea­son pre­mier of TDTVS for the Mega Mil­lions draw­ing. The num­bers picked? 6 7 26 27 49 9

We have had flash­backs as a story telling device on LOST, then flash­for­wards, then time travel and now this sea­son, for want of a bet­ter term, flash­side­ways. We have two, two shows in one, as one part of the story telling takes place right before the the Oceanic 815’s crash and con­tin­ues on as if Juliet’s 1977 det­o­nat­ing of Jug­head actu­ally pre­vented the crash in 2004. The other part now con­cerns our pro­tag­o­nists cat­a­pulted into 2007 and still on the island. Which one is real? Some­time in sea­son two I stopped try­ing to apply the­o­ries or fig­ure exactly what is going on, I am now just along for the ride.

I am a big fan of the show, but nowhere near the level of some folks. There is scene in the non-crash alter­na­tive real­ity where Desmond sits in a seat in the same row as Jack and they have a whole do I know you deja vu con­ver­sa­tion, they didn’t. Desmond is hold­ing book. A per­son left a com­ment on site where some­one had live blogged the show (this is just part of the comment:

The book Des was read­ing on the plane was Haroun and the Sea of Sto­ries by Salman Rushdie.

From Wiki:

Haroun and the Sea of Sto­ries is a 1990 children’s book[1] by Salman Rushdie. It was Rushdie’s first novel after The Satanic Verses. It is a phan­tas­magor­i­cal story set in a city so old and ruinous that it has for­got­ten its name.[2]”

The book includes the fol­low­ing things:

- an ancient city so old that peo­ple for­got it existed
– a war between the rulers of that ancient city
– a main char­ac­ter who is rep­re­sented by two sides of him­self: an “anthro­po­mor­phic shadow” and a “dimin­ished man“
– a “poi­soned ocean” caused by above man’s split­ting of him­self into two parts
– a poten­tial mutiny of one of the war­ring tribes led by a man who isn’t the leader
– the anthro­po­mor­phic shadow has the abil­ity to “appear iden­ti­cal” to some of the peo­ple in the city
– a plan to destroy the ocean using “com­pli­cated machines pow­ered by elec­tro­mag­netic induc­tion“
– the Big Bad is killed at the end after his ice palace melts and his giant statue falls on him
– “a land­scape whose weather changes to reflect the emo­tions of the peo­ple cur­rently present in it“
– the two tribes are kept apart “by a force field named Chattergy’s Wall“
– “At the South Pole of Kahani is a spring known as the Source of Sto­ries, from which (accord­ing to the premise of the plot) orig­i­nated all sto­ries ever com­mu­ni­cated. The pre­ven­tion of this spring’s block­age there­fore forms the cli­max of the novel’s own story.”

Holy shit, that’s a ton of par­al­lels to LOST.

Are the writ­ers and pro­duc­ers that smart to find books that par­al­lel their story or are they just plagiarizing?

Sayid, who has been lay­ing bleed­ing, near death, since last sea­son, spent his island time lay­ing with his head in Hurley’s lap bounc­ing around in a Dharma van, until the newly dead Jacob shows up to tell Hur­ley how to save him. He is then taken on a not so quick detour to “res­cue” the soon to be dead Juliet, then dri­ven some more, placed on a stretcher, car­ried through the jun­gle, taken under a wall through a crack guarded by a long dead, one-armed French­man, almost hav­ing his stretcher bear­ers shot, dumped into a dirty pool in the mid­dle of the Oth­ers Tem­ple, only to be held under water until drowned.

At the very end of the 2 hours Sayid sud­denly wakes up and says, “What just hap­pened?” Both my wife and I on the couch in Aiken, SC in the year 2010 said, “Amen brother. What did just happen?”

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4 8 15 16 23 42 Part IV

Donna and I have always par­tic­i­pated in two sep­a­rate Early Retire­ment Pro­grams to aug­ment our 401k’s and etc. We spend a buck a draw or $2 a week on both the Power­ball Lot­tery in South Car­olina and the Mega Mil­lions in Georgia.

Towards the end of last year South Car­olina announced that they would be adding the Mega Mil­lions to their line up. We rejoiced, no more dri­ving “all the way over” to Geor­gia every 5 weeks to buy those chances at early relo­ca­tion to a New Mex­ico life of lux­ury. When they announced the date of the first draw­ing I knew what had to be done. Tick­ets went on sale Sun­day, Jan­u­ary 31st and the first pos­si­ble Mega Mil­lion win­ner with a ticket pur­chased in South Car­olina would by drawn on Feb­ru­ary 2nd, the very same day that the first episode of the final sea­son of TDTVS would be shown.

If I win I won­der how many LOST fans I’ll have to share the $12 mil­lion with?

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The Muppets On Dharma Island

T-minus 15 days and count­ing down. The pub­lic­ity machine has been crank­ing out all sorts of LOST stuff. Thanks to the inter­net and TDTVS’s global appeal we can now see pro­mos from not only the good ol’ USA, Israel and Spain as well. This week we are get­ting cast inter­views that reveal noth­ing to go along with always present spoil­ers and plot line guesses from the rabid fan base. Today’s big news was that Enter­tain­ment Weekly had a third “last sup­per” cast image and it needed over analyzing.

Last week we had spec­u­la­tion that ABC/Disney was not going to let this suc­cess­ful fran­chise just fade away, this story line with these char­ac­ters will be over after Sea­son 6, but per­haps they might do a pre­quel or alter­na­tive time line stuff explor­ing the Black Rock or maybe the whole ancient civilization/four toed statue. But a new image leaked from the base­ment of ABC head­quar­ters might just give us a glimpse of that new direc­tion:

It really is just a pro­mo­tional still from some­thing called LOST Untan­gled which is put on by ABC to “explain” what is going on with the show if you are just tun­ing in, but won’t that be kind of cool, Mup­pets on Dharma Island?

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What Have You Seen Lately

In the last month we have watched 12 discs from Net­flix. They fell evenly into 2 groups of six, one group of British TV show discs and 6 movies. In that same time frame we also watched all 17 episodes of Sea­son 5 of TDTVS and all 8 episodes of Series 4 of Doc Mar­tin.

At yesterday’s MMC gath­er­ing when it came time to swap movie rec­om­men­da­tions with the usual sus­pects, I could only come up with one of the six movies, Doubt. Look­ing back on the list, it was the most mem­o­rable, but there were a few more that deserved a good word. Here are a half dozen twit­teresque movie reviews in the order of my appre­ci­a­tion of them:

  1. Doubt — Did he or didn’t he? The nun thinks she knows for sure.
  2. (500) Days of Sum­mer — a pleas­ant light-hearted com­edy that is not really a love story. Pay atten­tion to the numbers.
  3. Price­less — Sort of Break­fast at Tiffany’s with a French accent.
  4. Char­lie Bartlett — Take one cup of Rush­more and mix with 3 cups Harold and Maude.
  5. Cloudy with a Chance of Meat­balls — Funny ani­mated movie for the first 30 min­utes and I might have fin­ished watch­ing it if I was 12 or under.
  6. My Blue­berry Nights — Rent a Norah Jones music video disc instead.

Adden­dum: Also yes­ter­day we got a tip that we should try a new this sea­son show on CBS, called A Good Wife. It’s a lawyer show with a case a week, but what makes it dif­fer­ent is the lawyer’s back story and its con­tin­u­ous reper­cus­sions on the cur­rent. Thanks Patti. <- Here is where I’m sure if I need to use the new sar­casm punc­tu­a­tion mark or not because we just spent the entire after­noon and evening main­lin­ing the first 7 episodes…

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Best of 2009

Jan­u­ary

Really Expen­sive Pedometer

Wednes­day the 14th

Over the years to keep track of how far she walks Donna has tried umpteen dif­fer­ent pedome­ters. We started cheap (because how tech­ni­cal can they be?), like six bucks. Well those pup­pies aren’t too accu­rate, it really seemed to mat­ter that it was on a cer­tain point of your waist to get a decent read­ing, but a lot of times even if you put it right where it was yes­ter­day, it wouldn’t work. We tried dou­bling our price point with no improve­ment. We have even tried one that was like $25 and the results were just as disappointing.

She has tried them while at work, walk­ing around the block and hik­ing in the woods. Occa­sion­ally the mileage recorded seemed like it might be close, but mostly it was way, way, off. The work tally would be inter­est­ing because she really does do a lot of trav­el­ing around the plant in her job. The after work mileage is eas­ily com­puted because we can use the bicy­cle com­puter to repli­cate the route, but the woods walks are harder. The map we use is marked with a grid and the lines are 1000′ apart, so she has been esti­mat­ing the mileage by approx­i­mat­ing the windy trails to the grids cov­ered and divid­ing by 5280. Not too accurate.

The other day when we came out from our walk in the woods she said, “I wish there was a bet­ter way to see how far we have walked.” I said, “I know one sure way.” “What?” “A GPS,” I replied.

Our Garmin eTrex Ven­ture HC arrived today.


Feb­ru­ary

Red Shirt

Mon­day the 2nd

Although orig­i­nat­ing in Star Trek, the term “red­shirt” has been used in com­men­tary on other action adven­ture sto­ries, par­tic­u­larly seri­al­ized tele­vi­sion. As a plot device, red­shirts are most com­monly used on shows which focus on char­ac­ters who are promi­nent mem­bers of a larger group. In terms of plot func­tion, red­shirts serve to high­light the dan­ger of a sit­u­a­tion with­out forc­ing writ­ers to sac­ri­fice lead characters.

Feb­ru­ary is National Heart Month and this com­ing Fri­day is Wear Red Day 2009 to sup­port the fight against heart dis­ease in women.

For what­ever con­vo­luted rea­son our com­pany nurse decided to pass around a memo last week to try and get every­one to wear red today, Mon­day, Feb­ru­ary 2nd and in spite of what hap­pened to Frogurt while wear­ing a red shirt in last week’s episode of TDTVS I took my life into my hands and wore a red sweater to work today. Obvi­ously because I am home sit­ting on the couch in a yel­low shirt, noth­ing bad hap­pened to me on today’s “away mission.”


March

Giant Metal Squirrels

Thurs­day the 12th

On our lit­tle tour of Dau­fuskie Island there were sev­eral his­toric sites and a cou­ple of art “gal­leries” that were high­lighted for us to stop at.

When we left the Gen­eral Store and Cart Rental place we started out fol­low­ing the rec­om­mended tour route. The first stop was a spot that held two his­toric places, an old church and an old school. Of course there were two other golf carts stopped there too, so we hung around until they left and instead of con­tin­u­ing on the “tour” we took the first left we could. From then on we almost never saw any of our ferry mates again. Hey we came here to get away from people.

We even­tu­ally rode on most of the tour route just back­wards or com­ing at it side­ways. There were a cou­ple of his­toric ceme­ter­ies that we wanted to check out and in spite of trav­el­ing down the roads they were on, never did see any. We did find one of the artist gal­leries, The Iron Fish, and parked our golf cart under the tree in the side yard. It is a 100 year-old orig­i­nal island house that has a front porch that serves as the gallery and the front wall is cov­ered with funky, yet appeal­ing schools of metal fish. The are also metal crabs and mer­maids mixed in. There was a note on the front door with pur­chase instruc­tions: If you see some­thing you like take it and slip your money under the door. For credit card pur­chases, leave a note say­ing what you bought and your phone num­ber. A nice school of four small fish would be an awe­some dec­o­ra­tion on a liv­ing room or bed room wall, but at $85 per fish they were a bit rich for our blood.

As we got back into the cart to leave we both noticed sev­eral large metal squir­rels stuck to the trunk of the tree and both of us went, “Coool.” I checked the price and they were $45 a piece and both of us went, “Naaah.” Just before turn­ing the key to start the cart Donna said, “You sure?” I hes­i­tated and then said, “Why not?” Chase, the artist, was in his back­yard, so I walked over and gave him the cash. He offered to wrap it up, but we declined just stick­ing it in the bot­tom of our black travel bag.


April

Key­stone, SD

Mon­day the 13th

1365 miles from home.

We have been as far away from Aiken as we will be on this trip and also the far­thest north, both of which occurred today. Now we start to work our way south. Up until this after­noon it has been cloudy or rainy or cold or some com­bi­na­tion of all three, but around mid­day blue sky started to show up, so now we are just down to cold, but just at night the days should be pleas­ant (about like early Feb­ru­ary for Aiken.)

Speed­ing north on I-25 in Wyoming yes­ter­day there was a large quan­tity of black ani­mals off to the west, at first we thought they were cows, but then real­ized they were buf­falo. At the posted speed limit of 70 MPH they were gone from view before my synapses could reg­is­ter that maybe I should take a picture.

Speed­ing east on Wyoming 24 this morn­ing they was a large quan­tity of small black ani­mals not far off the road to our right, at first we thought they were goats, but then real­ized that they were wild turkeys. At the posted speed limit of 65 MPH they were gone from view before my synapses, etc.

The deer up here are fear­less. They stand along the side of the road graz­ing and pretty much ignore us. That ignor­ing thing works both ways though, as there are quite a lot of dead ones along the road too.

So far I am 0 for 2 when ask­ing for Coke in a restau­rant, they have had Pepsi, which I have politely declined.

Dev­ils Tower is awe­some. On the way up the rain was spo­radic and occa­sion­ally the clouds would thin out enough that we would almost need sun­glasses, but mostly the skies were gray. I told Donna that I thought it would be cool if I could get a shot of the thing with the top half shrouded in clouds. She didn’t want that at all, she was hop­ing for a nice blue sky. Turned out we both got our wish.


May

Kamakazie Kricket

Fri­day the 15th

I was just out in the garage giv­ing the Emperor a lit­tle sponge bath in prepa­ra­tion for tomorrow’s MMC event when I spot­ted a cricket watch­ing me. I’m not even pos­i­tive crick­ets have eyes, but this one sure seemed like it was giv­ing me the once over. There were sev­eral large splats on the nose of the car that I was Quick Detail­ing off and maybe this cricket felt I was being dis­re­spect­ful of a dead rel­a­tive or something.

It was no ordi­nary cricket either, it was big one, about the size my friend Mark might use as bait while fish­ing for kayak sized cat­fish. Well, all that star­ing kind of unnerved me a lit­tle, so I slipped off my sneaker and moved slowly that direc­tion to flat­ten Jiminy out.

In some places it is believed if you kill a cricket it is bad luck, but with the way my luck is run­ning recently, who would notice. I’ve also heard that if kill a cricket it’ll rain, but with the weather we’ve had, and are pre­dicted to have, who would notice.

As I swung my Nike with deadly intent at our giant cricket, it leaped out of the way at the last minute. Did he jump away from me, no, he jumped AT me!

I am proud to say that I didn’t squeal like a lit­tle girl as it bounced off my arm, then my chest and then who knows where. I did how­ever flail my arms and upper body around in a pathetic attempt to get away like an unco­or­di­nated spaz who just stepped on a banana peel.


June

When The Going Gets Tough…

Fri­day the 19th

…the tough go shopping.

The FRS were on TV tonight because they were play­ing the Braves and if you live in the south every Braves game is on TV. The Red Sox had their 13 Tril­lion Yen Man (Daisuke Mat­suzaka) pitch­ing and there was much excite­ment in the Land of the Ris­ing Sun because he was fac­ing off against the Brave’s Japan­ese starter Ken­shin Kawakami. Both guys have had rough starts to the sea­son, but tonight’s rough start award went to Boston’s Dice-K as his first pitch of the game was belted into the bullpen for a home run. Then it went down­hill from there. By the end of the 5th inning the Sox were down 6–0, so we went out to do our weekly gro­cery shopping.

For the sec­ond time in seven days we have left a store leav­ing our selected pur­chases behind.

I got in a check­out line behind what I thought was a woman who was nearly fin­ished as she had a full cart and about a dozen items left on the belt. After unload­ing 2/3rds of the cart onto the nearly empty belt I real­ized it hadn’t moved and there were now two cashiers fid­dling around at the scan­ner. I think they were try­ing to take an item off the woman’s order, they’d swipe some­thing and the machine would boop and they’d both look up at the screen in uni­son, shake the heads, repeat. After the forth time I think it worked because one cashier left and the remain­ing one scanned another item and then imme­di­ately start­ing ask­ing for the first cashier to come back. It was now becom­ing clear that she didn’t know what she was doing. And it also became clear that the shop­per was sep­a­rat­ing the final 10 items into 2 sep­a­rate orders and she had a pay­check to cash or maybe a sub­stance check and that we were going to stand­ing here awhile. There was one other check out line open, but there was no way that I was off load­ing the belt to put it in my cart to move over two slots. We looked at each other, shrugged and headed for the door.

We drove a mile down the street to another store, prob­a­bly spent $25 more dol­lars than we would have at the first store, but we were in and out and on the way home like we should have been at Store #1.

The game was mer­ci­fully over by the time we got back, both teams each scored 2 unevent­ful runs, so they FRS lost by a score of 8–2. They play each other twice more over the week­end, so it is not too late to save face.


July

Pay­Pal Bonus

Wednes­day the 22nd

A cou­ple weeks ago I had an unau­tho­rized charge show up on my Pay­Pal account. I only had a lit­tle over $10 in there, the charge amounted to about $35 and because my check­ing account was linked, they took the over­age from it. I dis­puted the charge with both Pay­Pal and the mer­chant and they both agreed I was wronged, so my money was returned with in a cou­ple days.

I basi­cally only use Pay­Pal for an occa­sional eBay pur­chase, but in the past I’ve used it for snap deals found on the net, so a credit card is also linked. After dig­ging through the Pay­Pal help pages I dis­cov­ered that they could do an instant trans­fer from my check­ing because I had that CC listed as a back-up source. Want­ing to ensure that they couldn’t just yank money out of my check­ing account again, I removed the credit card.

Well, because some­one had used my account with­out per­mis­sion Pay­Pal had me do a cou­ple of things before they would let me access my money again. One of which was change my pass­word and another was to change my secu­rity ques­tions. Both were no brain­ers and easy to do.

The third thing they wanted was to con­firm my address. This was the sticky one. The easy way to con­firm my address was to link a charge card to my account. Nah, don’t want to do that, that’s what got me in this mess in the first place. There is another way, Pay­Pal could mail a code to my snail mail address that I could, when received, enter into their site. Trou­ble was I didn’t meet the require­ments for this option, because I had a dis­pute within the last 3 months.

I stewed for a week fig­ur­ing out what I should do.There were no wor­ries about any­one get­ting any money out of the account dur­ing this time because it was frozen while we con­firmed my address. The plan I came up with was to con­firm with a credit card and then once I had access to my money, pull it all out and close the Pay­Pal account.

To make sure that the card, and con­se­quently my address, were good they were going to charge the card $1.95 and then promptly refund it. I for­got all about the whole thing until about 5 days later when I got an email from Pay­Pal say­ing they were giv­ing me a bonus. I thought, wow, that’s nice, must be to make up for the has­sle I’ve been through, they added a dol­lar ninety five into my account.

Hey, wait a minute!

I checked my CC online and sure enough they had no trou­ble with­draw­ing money, but they never refunded the card. They turned around and cred­ited my money into my Pay­Pal account and called it a bonus.

That cinched it, I trans­ferred my measly $60 back into my bank and I’m shut­ting down my Pay­Pal account.


August

I Know It When I See It

Wednes­day the 5th

Let’s talk porn, in honor of my two recent posts on the sub­ject thanks to io9, the scifi (not syfy) site I read every day. They are part of net­work of sites that cover var­i­ous sub­jects, one of which is about the biggest money maker on the net, porn. So every time there is any­thing remotely about sci­ence fic­tion over on Flesh­bot it gets cross posted on io9.

At my age pornog­ra­phy has lost a lot of its lus­ter. Notice I didn’t say all of it, I’m not above check­ing out some of the posts on Flesh­bot when io9 links them, but I don’t have the site book­marked or any­thing. There is noth­ing like that first thrill of find­ing your dad’s Play­boy at 12 or sev­eral years later a friend dis­cov­ers some black and white 8mm stag films in his base­ment. When I was in the Navy there was a co-worker who knew where you could get XXX on VHS. On Sat­ur­days I would carry my VCR over to his house and we would both make a copy a movie. He was try­ing to amass a col­lec­tion, I was just using the same tape and copy­ing over last weeks movie.

It was the last six months in the Navy that removed most of the lus­ter off of porn for me. My final duty sta­tion was aboard the U.S.S. Iwo Jima as an E6, or Petty Offi­cer First Class. We had a 1st Class Mess, which was basi­cally a small room on the Mess Deck, where we could eat our meals, take a coffee/smoke break or just spend our down­time read­ing or play­ing Acey Duecy. There was a TV mounted in high up in one cor­ner of the room, so we could watch Armed Forces TV. The TV also had a VCR attached so we could watch movies. There was a selec­tion of cur­rent releases if you were inter­ested, but by far the largest col­lec­tion of tapes were of the XXX variety.

Who ever the guy was that was in charge of movies really liked the hard core stuff. Every, and any, time you went into the mess that cor­ner of the room was filled with inces­sant moan­ing and close ups of gen­i­talia. Try to eat eggs over easy and sausage links at 5 AM or hot dogs at lunch with that going on in the back­ground, it sort of takes the plea­sure out of both activities…


Sep­tem­ber

Covey of Cachers

Fri­day the 4th

I mean that not in a avian way, but in a Dead­head or Phish Fol­low­ers way. These are a few of ingre­di­ents that were stir­ring around in my sub­con­scious lead­ing to last night’s final dream:

1. Attend­ing the June CSRA Geo­cachers meet­ing where there were 60–70 peo­ple.
2. Read­ing the logs of caches where it seems like some folks travel in packs from 6 to 12 or more and do big quan­ti­ties of finds in a day.
3. A brief con­ver­sa­tion with a cache owner when I returned his ban­ished from SCDNR land ammo can.
4. A short scene from the last movie we watched, Invis­i­ble Cir­cus.
5. I ate too much junk from the Ryan’s Mega Bar the night before.
6. Wak­ing a 4AM to go to the bath­room, thus leav­ing enough time to get back into deep REM sleep before…
7. …being jolted awake mid dream so the last snip­pets were fresh in my brain.

We were out caching on a South Car­olina back road and had just logged a find. Donna was sit­ting in the car plan­ning our next des­ti­na­tion and I was walk­ing the short dis­tance into the woods to replace the ammo can. Donna shouted, with a slight bit of alarm in her voice, “Brian!” I hastily tossed some pine straw over the cache and started out of the woods. I can see what caused her state. There parked on the other side of the road from where we were was a bus that looked like it came from a scene in The Elec­tric Kool-Aid Acid Test. And out of the bus piled dozens of peo­ple aged from 8 to 80 in odd dress that looked like it was bor­rowed from J.F. Sebastian’s man­u­fac­tured com­pan­ions in Blade Run­ner. There was jug­gling, a uni­cy­cle rider, tam­bourine play­ing, etc. As I got closer I rec­og­nized the faces, they belonged to geo­cachers from the local Club. Just as I was cross­ing the street to intro­duce myself to one of these char­ac­ters with a Cyrano de Berg­erac nose when the alarm went off.


Octo­ber

Talk­ing Birds

Fri­day the 23rd

1. This morn­ing we stopped on the way to work to take some cash out of the ATM. Donna sat in the car, I walked up to the build­ing and inserted my card into the machine. For every but­ton I push on the ATM it emits a pleas­ant lit­tle beep.

Donna could hear some birds off to the right in a lie of hedges between the bank and a home. She also heard what she thought was a dif­fer­ent bird com­ing from the big tree near the ATM where I stood.

Donna heard the birds on her right move over towards me and the other bird. At the same time, as I wound down my trans­ac­tion, I heard a cou­ple of very noisy birds so close that it sounded like they were in the ATM alcove with me.

The birds I heard were in the tree not the ATM alcove and the dif­fer­ent bird she heard in the tree was my ATM but­ton presses. So, did the beep­ing ATM talk those birds into mov­ing from the hedge into the tree?

2. On our lunch time walk as we passed the car we could hear a crow in a tree in the pas­ture next to the plant, “Caw, caw. Caw, Caw.”

The Weather Chan­nel was call­ing for a 30% chance of evening show­ers, so we had left the top down with the cock­pit cover on, but the skies were now look­ing kind of dicey. As we walked, we dis­cussed whether or not to just put the top up. I thought that it was prob­a­bly going to be OK with it down as the clouds didn’t like like big rain pro­duc­ers, but I was not real certain.

As we neared the car on the way back, that same crow was still speak­ing loudly, “Caw Caw! Caw Caw!” It seemed like he was talk­ing to us and it sounded like he was say­ing, “Top up! Top up!” So we put it up.


Novem­ber

How Was Your Day Dear?

Mon­day the 16th

Can you say root canal?

I did not watch this evening’s episode of House. I will plan on down­load­ing the tor­rent, so I can watch it in HD tomor­row. I under­stand tonight’s episode has some­thing to do with a sick porn star and absolutely noth­ing to do with her hav­ing a root canal.

Same deal for Cas­tle, don’t watch and down­load the tor­rent, their first sus­pect has air­tight alibi, turns out he was hav­ing a root canal done at the time of the murder.

I need to buy a Nestle’s $100,000 Bar 100 Grand Candy Bar soon as the Emperor cur­rently has 99,864 miles on the odome­ter. I’ll be care­ful to chew it up on only the right side as I wouldn’t want the soft, chewy caramel to pull out the tem­po­rary fill­ing from my freshly root canaled tooth.

Mod­ern den­tistry is awe­some, the hard­est part of get­ting a root canal these days is hold­ing your jaw wide open for 45 min­utes straight, well maybe the sec­ond hard­est after you see the bill.


Decem­ber

The Spi­der That Came In From The Cold

Fri­day the 18th

Just as my wife was was bring­ing din­ner to the table see cried, “Roach!” This as we all know is the man of the house’s call to action. I shout where as I reach for a suit­able insect death device. She points down and says, “There, but hurry it is going under that chair.” She spins the big arm­chair next to the couch out of the way. With no shoes handy, I grab the top mag­a­zine from the plethora of them semi-neatly fanned across the cof­fee table.

By now Donna has her bug tracker radar locked on the intruder and has cor­rectly ascer­tained that it is a large spi­der. Like most mod­ern war­planes her radar can track and iden­tify sev­eral tar­gets at once, so she orders me to drop the newest South­ern Liv­ing I had picked up and replace it with last week’s Time.

I’m grate­ful it is a slow mov­ing spi­der, I have a chance at that, those pal­metto bug/roaches move very fast and I usu­ally end up slap­ping the floor sev­eral times right where the bug used to be before it squeezes under the base­board mak­ing good its escape.

By now the large black, 1–1/2″ long, spi­der is under one of the end tables which lim­its my arm travel. I make sev­eral inef­fec­tive swats at it and I am begin­ning to think it might get away when I get lucky and it zigs right under where I’m swinging.

I think I need some spi­der swat­ting lessons from Garfield.


Now We’ve Gone And Done It

We watched the last 5 episodes of Sea­son 5 of TDTVS. Amaz­ing how eas­ily we can get sucked into the show. We were sup­posed to drag it out so that we ended up watch­ing the last episode of sea­son 5 just before the 6th and final sea­son begins a month from now. Now what’ll we do in the mean time? Start over? Let’s see 5 sea­sons with a total of 103 hours, divide that by 30 equals about 3–1/2 shows a day…

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The Long Slow Reveal

We have started watch­ing Sea­son 5 of TDTVS in antic­i­pa­tion of Feb­ru­ary 2nd. This was a sea­son full of long slow reveals. Seems alike at least once an episode they filmed some­thing in a man­ner that a char­ac­ter would enter a scene and in an effort to sur­prise the audi­ence they would be filmed from the back or side or in the dark. If they were a new char­ac­ter they were made to look sim­i­lar to a reg­u­lar cast mem­ber and vice versa. We just fin­ished Episode 11 and it has almost become comical.

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3 Gargoyles and a Potato

It came down in buck­ets all morn­ing, so we watched some DVDs to pass the time, TDTVS Sea­son 5 Episodes 2 & 3 and Disc 1 of Series 1 of an Eng­lish police show called Blue Mur­der.

About mid after­noon we couldn’t bear to stay inside any longer and hopped in the car with GPS in hand. There were sev­eral new caches on the north side of town that were beg­ging to be found. And we found 6 of the seven attempted. One was in a mag­netic key holder, another in a Jack Daniels bot­tle, three in small gar­goyle stat­ues and another in plas­tic potato. The one we missed must have been hid­den using a Romu­lan Cloak­ing Device.

Tomor­row a road trip is planned to con­tinue our state chal­lenges. We are aim­ing to fill a cou­ple of holes by bag­ging the elu­sive Sumter County and DeLorme Pages 45 & 47.

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Post #3,290

Just watched last week’s sea­son pre­mier of Flash­For­ward and it wasn’t too bad, very inter­est­ing premise and just like the pre­mier of the show it is being com­pared to most, LOST, one needs to sus­pend their grasp on real­ity to buy into the car­nage of the open­ing scenes. But like TDTVS, I think if given a chance this may be an inter­est­ing show.

Before watch­ing Flash­For­ward we watched the con­tents of the red enve­lope on the cof­fee table, The Jane Austen Book Club. I’m a guy and I have never read a Jane Austen book and I think that may have helped in my enjoy­ment of the movie. I’m pretty sure this was clas­si­fied as a “chick flick” when it first came out and I would have never even thought of drop­ping it in the rental if not for the rec­om­men­da­tion of a fel­low MMC mem­ber. Why did I trust her sug­ges­tion? Because she likes a good action flick as well as the next guy, that’s why. I so bought into this movie that I didn’t even rec­og­nize Emily Blunt and I saw what I thought to be an actual famil­ial resem­blance between Amy Bren­ne­man and LOST’s Mag­gie Grace who played a mother and daughter.

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Numbers

96,000: Sat­ur­day while leav­ing of town the Emperor crossed over that many miles.

398: Num­ber of the Emperor’s top tran­si­tions since 10/24/08

194: Total num­ber of caches we’ve found so far.

37: Num­ber of caches we have DNF’d

14: Num­ber of SC Coun­ties we have found caches in.

11: Num­ber of pages of the SC DeLorme Atlas we have found caches on.

7: Num­ber of min­utes left until the next episode of TDTVS2 starts.

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4.5 Months To Go

Until Sea­son 6 of TDTVS. They are already film­ing episodes in Hawaii and like the junkie I am I’m already read­ing the spoilers…

I had down­loaded all the Sea­son 5 vids from a back alley of the inter­web and burned them onto DVDs. I lent these out to a co-worker a cou­ple of weeks ago and yes­ter­day he came up to me and asked what he needed to do to get another set of discs. Seems he has mis­placed them. He has turned his office, home and cars inside out with no luck. Curi­ously a Neflix disc of Air Bud: Golden Receiver (AKA: Air Bud II) is also miss­ing from his pos­ses­sion. Coin­ci­dence, I think not.

This Sun­day is Episode 5 of TDTVS2 and AMC is going to run a mini-marathon of the first 4 episodes lead­ing into numero cinco. Guess where I’ll be from 6:00PM until 11:00PM?

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Mad Men Yourself

That's me with the briefcase.Bonus post tonight.

Wanted to show you what it would look like on my first day at Ster­ling Cooper if I flashed back to 1965.

Less than 3 weeks to go before new episodes of TDTVS2 and you can amuse your­self until then by recre­at­ing your­self in Swanky ‘60s Style With MadMenYourself.com.

Lost Afternoon

Instead of lis­ten­ing to the FRS ball­game on the inter­net I spent an hour or so watch­ing the videos from Comic-Con of the panel for TDTVS (only six months to go.) The pro­duc­ers answered ques­tions from the audi­ence (as cryp­ti­cally as they could on some, more hon­estly on oth­ers), they had sev­eral of the shows actors join them and there were sev­eral videos shown, includ­ing a phony America’s Most Wanted seg­ment on Kate Austen. But my favorite was this com­mer­cial for Mr. Kluck’s:

When I finally decided to see how the Sox were doing I went to their home page and there was a large photo of John Smoltz pitch­ing and this bit of ver­biage under­neath: J.D. Drew sin­gled, moved to third on Adam LaRoche’s sin­gle and scored on Jed Lowrie’s sac fly as the Red Sox broke through in the fifth. Read­ing that you might think things were going well for Boston, but in fact it was just the oppo­site, they were los­ing six to noth­ing when the run scored and Smoltz had already pitched his last pitch in the game. With this loss the FRS will have won 2 out of three games in this series and usu­ally when you are win­ning 2 of 3 you are play­ing good ball, but they can catch the Yan­kees play­ing like that because right now the MFY are 9–1 in their last ten games.

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No Real Excuse

Nor­mally because this is Wednes­day I could use the upcom­ing broad­cast of TDTVS as an excuse for not writ­ing any­thing here, but we have at min­i­mum 197 days before that hap­pens again, so I have no real excuse.

Lets Go Krogering

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What’s An Hour

A lot when you are a LOST fan. The sixth and final sea­son of the show starts in less than 7 months and now news comes that instead of just 17 hours of island mad­ness we will be treated to 18.

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206 To Go

Simpsonized LOSTWar of the Colossal BeastIf my guess as to when the sixth and final sea­son of TDTVS starts is cor­rect there are only 206 days to go. See more like this over at Spring­field Punx where the author has just fin­ished up a week of Ghost­buster characters.

Even bet­ter than Simp­sonized char­ac­ters is the Wrong Side of Art, a sight chock full of high-res scans of movie posters, spe­cial­iz­ing in ones from Hor­ror, sci-fi, exploita­tion, cult, trash, B-movie posters. I linked to the gallery instead of the home page because some of the posters are NSFW and there are a few on the front page right now.

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Men With Hats

Mad Men

In just under 2 months Sea­son 3 of TDTVS2 starts and I can hardly wait. Might do like we did for LOST last year and watch one episode a night lead­ing up to the sea­son pre­miere. There are 26 episodes, so we should start one-a-days on Tues­day July 21st. That would mean we would watch the last show of Sea­son 2 on the Sun­day night of the Sea­son 3 opener.

Unlike TDTVS there isn’t a group of cowork­ers who meet up the next day and dis­cuss last night’s Mad Men episode, so I’m not sure I will watch it live. Prob­a­bly down­load the tor­rent to avoid the com­mer­cials and watch it on Mon­day night.

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To Each His Own

While dis­cussing last night’s Sea­son ender of TDTVS around the water cooler in the office today I men­tioned that I sort of enjoyed the way it was done and I’m look­ing for­ward to next sea­son. The only part I thought was really over­done was the Juliet being sucked into the hole with Sawyer try­ing to save her. While pok­ing around the net I found a TV writer from USA Today or the Boston Globe that thought that scene was the high­light of the show and Josh Hol­loway should get an Emmy nod for it.

I would tell you that the whole nuclear bomb to pre­vent the plane crash in the future bit was when the show jumped the shark, but I’m not sure that term could even apply to LOST. It has been doing that since the pilot episode. Maybe if they didn’t have some hare­brained out in left field thing going on, that would be their ver­sion of jump­ing the shark.

Donna and I took the after­noon off to go see the new Star Trek flick. We picked a Thurs­day after­noon in hopes that we would be some of only a few folks watch­ing. Should have waited until next week, I guess it is still too new, because there was a big crowd, prob­a­bly 25 peo­ple in the theater.

You can tell the peo­ple who made this movie are fans of the orig­i­nal because the cast­ing was near per­fect and the Nimoy scenes were there for a pur­pose, not just thrown in as a fan appease­ment. Two and a half stars out of 4. Will I go to the the­ater to see it again? Nope. Will I buy the DVD? Nope. Will I watch it on TV if I stum­ble on it in a cou­ple years? Prob­a­bly. My only real com­plaint is the same one I have about most new movies based on older TV shows or movies (with the excep­tion of the sec­ond X-Files movie); because we can, we do, with the spe­cial effects.

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Shhhh, LOST is On.

A mur­der­ous ex-dead per­son, psy­cho doc­tor with a H-bomb, a love tri­an­gle hand­cuffed together in sub, a giant ancient statue and a mys­te­ri­ous metal box.

This is goin’ to be good.

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Three years, no burning buses, y’all are back for one day…

Tonight’s Final Jeop­ardy cat­e­gory is “16th Cen­tury Thinkers” and I think the odds are pretty good the answer ques­tion will also be the name of a char­ac­ter on TDTVS.*

The title of last night’s LOST episode was ” He’s Our You” which is how Say­wer described to Sayid who they were bring­ing him to, the Dharma Initiative’s very own “tor­turer”, a fel­low named Old­ham. Both Donna and I felt he looked eerily famil­iar. My ini­tial thought was Anthony Hop­kins as Han­ni­bal Lec­tor, but knew that wasn’t even remotely possible.

It wasn’t until I read some­thing today that gave it away — “Hi, I’m Larry, this is my brother Daryl and this is my other brother Daryl.” That’s right, William Sander­son. Prob­a­bly what really kicked him from the depths of my addled brain to near remem­brance was that he played a char­ac­ter named J.F.Sebastian in Bladerun­ner and he seemed to be wear­ing the eye­glasses of anothe Bladerun­ner char­ac­ter, Edlon Tyrell.

*It wasn’t, it was Mar­tin Luther.

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Maybe I’m Not Ready…

…for base­ball sea­son. At least the FRS may not be. Last night I posted that they were tied with the MFY 1 to 1 in the 8th inning, well in the bot­tom of the inning the Yan­kees scored 6 runs, unearned runs mind you, to win the game 7–1.

I am ready for tonight’s episode of TDTVS.

I am also ready to get the brakes fixed, but that ain’t hap­pen­ing until at least Fri­day night now. The parts got to the dealer on Tues­day, but I decided I didn’t want to deal with dri­ving 60 miles with the last 8–10 in hec­tic cap­i­tal city traf­fic, so I had them ship the stuff to me. Parts arrived today and wouldn’t you know it, they were the wrong ones. I called the part’s guy back and he said, “Oh yeah, there are two kinds of brakes for your year car, you must have the hard sus­pen­sion. I’ll get the right parts and ship them right to you and they should get there Friday.”

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SyFy

WTF? The SciFi Chan­nel is chang­ing its name to SyFy. I’s must be out and Y’s are now the it vowel. I guess I’ll change the name of this place to “Lyfe of Bryan.” (looks vaguely Gaelic)

And because TDTVS is about to come on, in leiu of me writ­ting some­thing, Some scifi good­ness from around the web:

Via io9 — Alien vs. Preda­tor Game night — the chess game image is my new wallpaper.

Via Vimeo — Build­ing the LEGO Mil­len­nium Fal­con — some­times obses­sion and too much time on your hands can be a good thing.

Via Trek core — Gen­uine Trib­bles — lit­er­ally “As Seen On TV”, these babies appeared on an episode of Deep Space 9.

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Charlie

I have been hunt­ing Mr. Pace on ebay for the longest time, but my $15 was never enough. In frus­tra­tion I went hog wild and upped the limit by a buck and a half — we have a winner.

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Mother, Jugs & Speed

Every time the MMC goes out for a break­fast run I take a few pic­tures, usu­ally shots of the cars in the park­ing lot, peo­ple at the tables, the place we are eat­ing at, what we might be eat­ing, etc. While stand­ing out­side the restau­rant lin­ing up one more pho­to­graph of a row of Miatas I decided no more generic pho­tos. This pic­ture is the result. Fresh & New? Or Lame & Amateurish?

Stum­bled on the last half of M, J & S on Fox Movie Chan­nel tonight and instead of watch­ing the news we opted for clas­sic cheese. The cast included a Bat­tle of Net­work Stars Dream Team: Raquel Welch, Bill Cosby, Dick Butkus & Larry Hag­man. The sound­track list­ing was fun too, the only mid-seventies band miss­ing was Geron­imo Jack­son.

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Oh Crap

There are some nasty look­ing thun­der storm cells headed our way. That is bad on so many lev­els. First they could bring heavy rains, strong winds and pos­si­bly spawn tor­na­does. Sec­ond, because they are dan­ger­ous the local weather guys will be break­ing into pro­gram­ing to keep us informed of there progress and that will mean they might inter­rupt TDTVS. We can’t just not watch it, what will we talk about at work tomor­row around the water cooler? Or third the storms might knock out the power here or in Augusta or the cable and then we’d miss the show entirely.

I had a really cool idea to that involved mix­ing up a photo rally I did sev­eral years back and geo­caching to cre­ate an event for the MMC. I would give them a set of coor­di­nates to go to where they would find a cache that held another set of coor­di­nates to another cache for another of coor­di­nates which would send them to a restau­rant for lunch. Sounds kind of cool, but when I went to my GPS receiver to enter coor­di­nates, there was no place where I could do that. I could get direc­tions to an already entered way­point, but where is the fun in that, if every­one kows where they are going. Are all GPSs like that? If so, that kind of kills this idea.

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Let’s Do The Time Warp Again

When the Losties left on the Island started jump­ing around in time I have to admit I was intrigued, I’m a sucker for a time travel story, but after last night it was almost too much, like too much cheese­cake can be too much of a good thing.

Sort of seemed like they are doing it to show how clever the writ­ers and pro­duc­ers of the show are. See how smart we are? Remem­ber way back in episode X of sea­son X when char­ac­ter A did that thing in the jun­gle and there was what appeared to be a throw away com­ment to soon to be dead char­ac­ter B? Didn’t seem like much at the time, but now, in sea­son 5 episode 4, it is a major plot point that lays out the story arc for char­ac­ter C.

Well I’m hooked now, so, I say:

It’s so dreamy, oh fan­tasy free me
So you can’t see me, no not at all
In another dimen­sion, with voyeuris­tic inten­tion
Well-secluded, I see all
With a bit of a mind flip
You’re there in the time slip
And noth­ing can ever be the same
You’re spaced out on sen­sa­tion, like you’re under seda­tion
Let’s do the Time Warp again!

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Who Is This Woman?

Not too much time, TDTVS is on in a cou­ple min­utes. After tons of typ­ing in cryp­tic com­mands in three attempts to get the wire­less to work under Ubuntu, I did it, but only after run­ning some tem­po­rary com­mands. I was then led through more typ­ing to make it per­ma­nent. When I rebooted, it turned out to have been any­thing but per­ma­nent. I tried the temp fix again and it would have worked, but the thing that turned out to be per­ma­nent was the wrong WEP code that I had entered last night it seemed to be pre­vent­ing me from log­ging in.

I may just have to rein­stall Ubuntu from scratch again. Or maybe I should see if I can find a dif­fer­ent dis­tro that does sup­port this wire­less card.

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Red Shirt

Although orig­i­nat­ing in Star Trek, the term “red­shirt” has been used in com­men­tary on other action adven­ture sto­ries, par­tic­u­larly seri­al­ized tele­vi­sion. As a plot device, red­shirts are most com­monly used on shows which focus on char­ac­ters who are promi­nent mem­bers of a larger group. In terms of plot func­tion, red­shirts serve to high­light the dan­ger of a sit­u­a­tion with­out forc­ing writ­ers to sac­ri­fice lead characters.

Feb­ru­ary is National Heart Month and this com­ing Fri­day is Wear Red Day 2009 to sup­port the fight against heart dis­ease in women.

For what­ever con­vo­luted rea­son our com­pany nurse decided to pass around a memo last week to try and get every­one to wear red today, Mon­day, Feb­ru­ary 2nd and in spite of what hap­pened to Frogurt while wear­ing a red shirt in last week’s episode of TDTVS

…I took my life into my hands and wore a red sweater to work today. Obvi­ously because I am home sit­ting on the couch in a yel­low shirt, noth­ing bad hap­pened to me on today’s “away mission.”

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Achoo!

Last Fri­day after a cou­ple days off bat­tling the flu, I was not fully back to nor­mal, so I had to take a box of Kleenex in to work to keep handy at my desk. I was given one off the shelf here at home and it was cov­ered in flow­ers and such, not very manly, so when I got into work I mea­sured the box and drew up a tem­plate in Auto­CAD. My first cover attempt con­sisted of drop­ping the tem­plate over one of our part draw­ings. While ini­tially sat­is­fied with the first cover, it didn’t take long before I had an idea for a bet­ter one, behold cover #2. Looks like Jack is run­ning to the box because he has to sneeze.

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I Need A Cool Code Name

Dur­ing one of the episodes of TDTVS on Wednes­day night, Sayid is tak­ing Hur­ley to a safe house (which turns out to be just the oppo­site) and they are hav­ing a con­ver­sa­tion. I don’t remem­ber exactly what was said, but it went a lit­tle like this:

Sayid: I’m not tak­ing any risks after Ben­tham died.
Hur­ley: You mean Locke.
Sayid: ..Yes, I mean Locke.
Hur­ley: I need a cool code name.

I think this would be a cool lit­tle applet to put on the ABC Lost site, sort of like the Sawyer’s Nick­name Gen­er­a­tor. The writ­ers and pro­duc­ers are fond of cre­at­ing char­ac­ters who names have a hid­den mean­ing relat­ing to philoso­phers, schol­ars and writ­ers. John Locke is actu­ally the name of a 17th-century philoso­pher, so when they made up a pseu­do­nym for him to come back to the world from the island, they gave him the name of a 19th-century philoso­pher, Jeremy Ben­tham.

So in that spirit, since I did so well in alge­bra in high school and am into com­puter stuff, my Cool Code Name™ is George Boole.

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It’s Here

Sea­son 5 of TDTVS starts tonight. I was so excited that I couldn’t go to work today, I had to stay home under seda­tion. Well, aspirin and anti­his­t­a­mines. I’ve got the flu or some­thing, sore throat, runny nose, body aches, you know the drill. Hope I can stay awake until 11 to watch both episodes…

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New Year’s Eve Marathon

The Shape Of Things To Come

Some­thing Nice Back Home

Cabin Fever

There’s No Place Like Home (Part 1)

There’s No Place Like Home (Part 2)

What the heck, just fin­ished watch­ing the last 5 episodes of Sea­son 4, gonna have to twid­dle our thumbs for the next three weeks until Sea­son 5 starts. I just love the photo from Cabin Fever, looks like TDTVS and TDTVS2 had a crossover episode…

For your marathon plea­sure I have once again cre­ated a Best of the Year page which includes my favorite post for each month. Some months the pick­ings were slim and oth­ers were chock full of picks, but I stuck with one per — Best of 2008.

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Two More

Ji Yeon

Meet Kevin John­son

Watched two more episodes tonight, num­bers 76 & 77 of 82. In the first Ji Yeon the pro­duc­ers got tricky on us. We see Sun giv­ing birth to her baby off island (the show’s title is the new born daughter’s name) and we see Jin, her hus­band rush­ing around off island fran­ti­cally buy­ing a giant stuffed panda and try­ing to get to the hos­pi­tal. We are so used to flash­for­wards in Sea­son 4 that we assume these are tak­ing place together, but in the end we find out that Sun is a mem­ber of the Oceanic 6 and is a flash­for­ward to post res­cue while Jin is really in flash­back and he didn’t get res­cued, Hur­ley, Sun and Ji Yeon visit his grave.

In the sec­ond show we find out that Kevin John­son is in real­ity Michael who left the island with his son Walt at the end of Sea­son 2. He was my least favorite char­ac­ter and I would have really liked to see him shoot him­self, but even though he tries, it won’t hap­pen, he can’t die yet. The “island” won’t let him, what­ever that means.

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It’s All Over Now

The Con­stant

The Other Woman

We watched Episodes 74 & 75 of 82 tonight, so tech­ni­cally we’ve watched this whole week’s worth of shows already and the rate of two a night we will be through with Sea­son 4 by Fri­day and Sea­son 5 doesn’t start until almost 3 weeks after that.

Episode #74, The Con­stant, took place on Christ­mas Eve in Lost time, missed it by 5 days. When we started rewatch­ing them from the begin­ning, I started on a Mon­day with the shows spaced so that we would fin­ish up a cou­ple days before the next sea­son started, maybe I should have sched­uled them to line up with island time, Sea­son 1 started on Sep­tem­ber 22, 2004 and Sea­son 4 ends on New Year’s Eve 2004. Maybe next year (as long as when Ben moved the island in time he just jumped exactly in years and didn’t shift days.)

It is almost a good thing because I have really wanted to stop writ­ing the lit­tle episode syn­op­sizes, because Sea­son 4 is where the show got far out there (if that was even pos­si­ble for this show that has been water ski­ing around a school of sharks look­ing for a ramp ever since the get go.) The season’s arc was intrigu­ing, we find out that six peo­ple got res­cued and we find out early on who five of them are (turns out we knew the sixth, but the pro­duc­ers were being cagey) and through out the episodes we see those 5 peo­ple scat­tered amongst sev­eral sep­a­rate loca­tions and cir­cum­stances and they are only brought together in the sea­son finale. But sev­eral of the goings on lead­ing up to the res­cue are like jig­saw puz­zle pieces that look like they came from a dif­fer­ent puzzle.

We took the tan­dem out for a cou­ple three miles as a sort of a shake­down cruise for it and us. Things worked well, mechan­i­cal and phys­i­cal, and if the hel­met mounted lamp arrives tomor­row as planned we are going to ride the bike to work on New Year’s Eve.

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Fell Off The Wagon

Con­firmed Dead

The Econ­o­mist

Eggtown

We just got through watch­ing Mon­day, Tues­day & Wednesday’s episodes, num­bers 71, 72 & 73 mainly to appease my wife who sort of gra­ciously allowed me to watch a half dozen or so episodes of House on the USA network.

The Beginning Of The End

The first show of Sea­son 4 is num­ber 70 with an even dozen left to go. We will fin­ish watch­ing all the pre­vi­ous shows a week and a day before Sea­son 5 starts. It would have been per­fect, fin­ish­ing up the day before, had ABC not moved the sea­son pre­mier on me.

This flash­for­ward (which becomes the theme for this sea­son) con­cerns Hur­ley and the fact that he keeps see­ing his dead friend Char­lie from the island. Char­lie has some­thing to tell Hur­ley, but Hur­ley doesn’t want to hear it, he has to go back to the island.

Real time on the island the Losties split into two fac­tions, most fol­low Jack in his quest to get every­one res­cued by the peo­ple on the freighter off shore. While some choose to fol­low Locke to the Oth­ers old home, the Bar­racks, in an effort to avoid the freighter folks because, they like Ben, think that they are com­ing to kill everyone.

Through The Looking Glass Parts 1 & 2

Episode 69 of 82 is the Sea­son 3 two hour finale. It is listed as two sep­a­rate episodes on the DVD, but it was shown on TV as one long show, so it counts as just one. It is Jack cen­tric and off island he appears with a full beard and is dis­traught to near sui­cide by his drink­ing, pain pill addic­tion and an obit­u­ary he finds in a news­pa­per. When he vis­its the funeral home for the view­ing he enters a room full of empty chairs with a cof­fin. The funeral direc­tor appears and tells him is the only per­son to show up, is he friend or fam­ily? To which Jack answers, “Nei­ther.” On island he leads all but three of the Losties to a radio tower so they can call for res­cue. Those 3 are left behind to ambush a team of Oth­ers who are com­ing to kid­nap the women, espe­cially Sun who is preg­nant. The ambush almost works, but is fin­ished up by a return­ing Hur­ley, Sawyer and Juliet.

For the satel­lite phone to work they need two things to hap­pen, the French Chick’s radio sig­nal must be shut down at the tower and the Other’s jam­ming sta­tion needs to be disabled.Ben inter­cepts the Losties and tries to manip­u­late Jack into not call­ing for res­cue, but it just earns him a fist beat­ing. Char­lie and Desmond are tasked with turn­ing off the jam­ming. Char­lie knows it is a sui­cide mis­sion for him because of Desmond’s abil­ity to see the future and sure enough it works out that way, but not before Char­lie real­izes that maybe the res­cue boat is not that after all. The show ends off island with Jack meet­ing Kate at an air­port where he tells her, “We should have never left, we have to go back.” Those tricky pro­duc­ers, instead of the off island scenes being flash­backs they were flashforwards.

Greatest Hits

Sixty-eight of eighty-two is Charlie-centric and the title comes some­thing he is told by a new­comer to the island (para­chuted on after her heli­copter crashes.) Naomi tells him that his old band put out a Great­est Hits album after he “died” in the crash of Flight 815. It also comes from a list he makes of the 5 great­est things that have hap­pened to him so far after he vol­un­teers for a pos­si­ble sui­cide mis­sion to shut off a jam­mer in an under­wa­ter Dharma station.

The Man Behind The Curtain

(67/82) Except for the first cou­ple of min­utes where we wit­ness a mother dying in child­birth, this episode takes place entirely on island. In flash­backs we meet a young Ben in his early days as a mem­ber of the Dharma Ini­tia­tive. As with nearly all our main char­ac­ters, Ben has daddy issues, so much so that he arranges to be the one to actu­ally kill him when the orig­i­nal inhab­i­tants of the island rise up and purge Dharma from their home. In cur­rent island time Ben takes Locke to an old cabin in the woods that is home to the only per­son that Ben answers to, the mys­te­ri­ous Jacob. At first Locke can’t see any­one, but he hears him and then gets a flash of a per­son in the pre­vi­ously silent and empty chair.

The Brig

Num­ber 66 of 82 is Locke-centric that involve short range flash­backs that don’t involve leav­ing the island. Ben tells Locke that to be really free he needs to kill his father, but he can’t. For­tu­nately, the Oth­ers have files on every 815 sur­vivor and it just so hap­pens that there is some­one who has a motive to do the job for Locke. Turns out Lockes’s father is the very same man who conned Sawyer’s par­ents when he was a kid lead­ing to their mur­der suicide.

D.O.C.

The title of episode 65 (of 82) is an abbre­vi­a­tion for Date Of Con­cep­tion and it cen­ters around the preg­nant Sun. Did she con­ceive the baby off island with her extra­mar­i­tal lover or did she con­ceive on island with the pre­vi­ously ster­ile hus­band Jin. Juliet on the spot sees another chance to help out and vol­un­teers to do an ultra­sound to find out just when Sun’s baby was conceived.

The off island flash­back con­cerns Sun being black­mailed by a woman or she will reveal some­thing that will cause Jin great shame. He has told Sun that his par­ents are dead, but she man­ages to track down his father, a poor fish­er­man from a remote vil­lage (pic­tured above, who looks like he has a hell of a den­tal plan) and will that might seem shame­ful, what the father reveals is even worse, his mother “had been with many men.” She of course pays off he black­mailer who it turns out is Jin’s mother.

Catch 22

Will you still need Desmond, will you still feed Desmond, when it’s episode sixty-four?

Off island, Desmond is in a monastery, but just as he is get­ting the hang of it, he gets punched by the brother of the woman he left at the alter to become a monk, he get drunk on the monks wine and gets fired. As he is leav­ing the monastery he bumps into a beau­ti­ful woman who needs a litle help, sparks fly. Her name? Penny.

On island he has this elab­o­rate future vision that involves some­one para­chut­ing on the island and Char­lie get­ting an arrow in the throat. He is sure that the per­son who lands on the island is Penny, his long lost love and to have his vision come true he thinks that all the flashes he sees must be allowed to hap­pen, includ­ing the arrow in the throat. In the end he saves Char­lie and the para­chutist isn’t Penny. Related?

One Of Us

Sixty-three of eighty-two was a Juliet episode where we find out how she gets to the island (via the now blown up sub­ma­rine) and her fail­ure to accom­plish what she was recruited for (fix the fact that the island women die dur­ing preg­nancy.) She arrives back at the Losties beach and faces an inqui­si­tion about her “oth­er­ness” which she won’t answer. New mother Claire falls ill and Juliet con­ve­niently knows how to help her. In the final scenes we she that it is too con­ve­nient as it is all a set up orches­trated by Ben to help her be accepted, not an “Other”, but as Jack tells her, “You’re one of us.”

Left Behind

This was episode fif­teen of sea­son three mean­ing we are about 3/4 of the way through its 22 episodes. It was also episode 62 of 82 mean­ing we are about three quar­ters of the way through all 4 seasons.

On island Kate wakes up in the woods hand­cuffed to Juliet and in their lit­tle adven­ture they are drenched in a down­pour, have a wrestling match and fall into a mud pud­dle while avoid­ing the smoke mon­ster not once, but twice. Loce has dis­ap­peared with the Oth­ers and in the end Jack, Kate ans Sayid are reunited and head back to the beach camp. Much to the cha­grin of kate and Sayid, Jack insists the they take Juliet along.

The off island flash­back shows Kate try­ing to con­tact her mother to find out why she turned her into the Feds. She gets unex­pected help from another woman, who unbe­known to her was conned by Sawyer and is car­ry­ing his child. Unfor­tu­nately for Kate, mom loved her abu­sive hus­band, so when Kate thought she was pro­tect­ing her from him by torch­ing the house he lay passed out in, she was really hurt­ing her.

Expose

Episode 61 of 82 was kind of a depar­ture as we have a show cen­tered around char­ac­ters that first appeared as back­ground char­ac­ters in Sea­son 3. And I have to spec­u­late that from the very begin­ning of the sea­son the writ­ers knew they were going to do this show. To make us believe that Nikki and Paulo have been around for the whole show their on island flash­backs include them in sev­eral re shot scenes from each of the pre­vi­ous sea­sons. In the end they get buried alive because the sur­vivors think they are dead when they are really just par­al­ized by a bite from the Latrodec­tus Regina, a fic­ti­tious Medusa Spider.

The Man From Talahassee

Num­ber 60 of the 82 episodes of TDTVS so far’s main pro­tag­o­nist is John Locke.

Off island we see him reluc­tantly reunited from his con man father who “stole” his kid­ney a while back. John’s father is con­ning a woman and her son finds John to get him to help spoil the plan. As usual John is pow­er­less to stop dear old dad and as a con­se­quence of his actions gets tossed out an eight story build­ing, break­ing his back which is how he ended up in the wheelchair.

When he started out with Sayid and Kate their goal was to res­cue Jack from the Oth­ers, but some time after their visit to the Flame Sta­tion it changed dras­ti­cally. A lib­er­ated pack­age of C4 is put to “good” use in blow­ing up the Oth­ers link to the out­side world, a small submarine.

One of the best bits of dia­log on the show ever comes from this episode. Locke is in Ben’s cabin hold­ing Ben’s daugh­ter Alex hostage, when unex­pect­edly, a group of Ben’s friends show up. Locke takes Alex into a closet. Richard Alpert comes into view and Ben says, “I want you to bring me the man from Tal­la­has­see.” After Tom leaves and Locke and Alex emerge from the closet, Locke asks about the man from Tal­la­has­see and asks if that is a code­word. Ben replies that they have no secret codes, although per­haps they should have one for “a man with a gun is hold­ing my daugh­ter hostage in the closet”.

Par Avion

(59/82) Claire-centric. In the off island flash­backs we learn that her mother was left in a veg­e­ta­tive state from a car acci­dent she caused. Her mother gets an Amer­i­can doc­tor as a vis­i­tor who shocks Claire by telling her he is her father (of whom her mother has told her is dead.) The audi­ence gets shocked to real­ize that the Amer­i­can doc­tor is none other than Chris­t­ian Shep­pard, mak­ing Claire and Jack half brother and sister.

On island Claire con­cocts a hare­brained plan to the catch a migra­tory bird and attach a mes­sage to it to facil­i­tate their res­cue. Desmond ini­tially tries to pre­vent this because he needs to pre­vent Charlie’s death, but even­tu­ally Desmond cap­tures a bird, alone, for her to use. The bird looks sus­pi­ciously like a plain ol’ seagull.

I found Claire in her Aus­tralian Goth Period with the dark hair much more attrac­tive than her on island blonde hair.

Enter 77

Episode 58 of 82 is jammed full of excite­ment on-island. Hur­ley whoops up on Sawyer in a game of ping pong and because he lost he can’t use his trade­mark nick­names when talk­ing to or about the rest of the sur­vivors. Else­where a cow­bell leads Sayid, Kate and Locke to a new Dharma sta­tion, the Flame. The Flame is run by the man with an eye patch, Mikhail and we get Sayid shot in the arm, fist fights between Mikhail and Sayid, Kate and an Other, Ms. Klugh, in the base­ment, Locke play­ing chess aganst a coupter and finally a giant ass explosion.

The off island Sayid flash­back seemed almost an after­thought to add drama and plot to the on island shenani­gans at the Flame Sta­tion with some help from a creepy cat.

Tricia Tanaka is Dead

The num­ber 57 is my favorite num­ber and episode 57 of 82 has to be my favorite LOST episode. And that is partly because my favorite char­ac­ter is Hur­ley and this episode is about him. The first thing we get is a flash­back that shows Hur­ley suf­fers from the same fate as most our our sur­vivors do, father issues, to wit, he leaves him and his mother at an early age. Off-island we get a bribed psy­chic and a meteor destroy­ing a fast food restaurant.

While on-island Hur­ley, with Vin­cent the dog’s help, dis­cov­ers an over­turned VW van left­over from Dharma. The van’s mum­mi­fied dri­ver is removed, along with some flat, warm Dharma beer, and Hur­ley tries to start it — no go, dead bat­tery. But with Char­lie rid­ing shot­gun, he get Sawyer and Jin to push them down a steep hill to get the van started. It does, and when it does, the 8-track player does too and Three Dog Night’s Sham­bala blasts from the speakers.

Stranger in a Strange Land

Episode 9 of Sea­son 3 is num­ber 56 of 82 and is a Jack episode. In the off-island flash back we see him vaca­tion­ing in Thai­land where he meets a mys­te­ri­ous (is there any other kind on this show?) local woman who helps him fly a kite, has sex with him, looks into his soul and she tells him he is a leader and a great man, but this makes him lonely, fright­ened, and angry and he makes her tat­too Chi­nese char­ac­ters on his arm to that effect.

On island he strikes a bar­gain with Ben that he will help doc­tor his now infected back to pre­vent fur­ther dam­age he is pre­vents Juliet from being exe­cuted for killing some­one while help­ing Sawyer and Kate escape. One of he oth­ers who speaks Chi­nese tells Jack his tat­too means, “He walks amongst us, but he is not one of us.”

Flashes Before Your Eyes

(55/82) This was con­sid­ered a odd depar­ture because we get a flash­back that hap­pens dur­ing a flash­back, but is it really? When Desmond turned the fail safe key and destroyed the hatch he was sent back 5 years ear­lier when he was dat­ing Penny. He can remem­ber some of the things that hap­pened, a sort of deja vu, and he stum­bles on Char­lie as a street musi­cian and remem­bers him from the island, but Char­lie doesn’t know him.

On island in the present Desmond can see the future, not all of it and not at will, but he gets ran­dom bits at ran­dom times. Right now he can see how Char­lie dies. He can pre­vent it, but the uni­verse will course cor­rect, and even­tu­ally it will happen.

Holy Airbrush Batman

We are less than 7 weeks to the Sea­son Five pre­mier of TDTVS and ABC has started toss­ing out pro­mo­tional pho­tos. Here is one that shows all the main cast mem­bers. Where is Jin? Was he left off because he actu­ally did die on the freighter? None of the other main dead peo­ple are in there either (if you don’t count Locke who was in the cof­fin in the final scene of Sea­son Four), Chris­t­ian, Claire (of course there is some spec­u­la­tion that she isn’t actu­ally dead) and Charlie.

Here is the link to the full res­o­lu­tion image — clic­kee — just look at the faces, smooth as babies bottoms.

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Not In Portland

Num­ber 54 of 82 con­cerns how Juliet ended up on the island, she was recruited by a com­pany called Mit­te­los Bio­science that wants her for her fer­til­ity research, but as with all things Lost, that doesn’t end up exactly what she does. My favorite bit is where she tells the folks recruit­ing her that her hus­band would never agree to let her go, the only way that’ll hap­pen is if he gets hit by a bus. Guess what happens…

I Do

Episode 53 of 82 cen­ters around Kate and cen­tral part in the on island love tri­an­gle of her, Jack & Sawyer. Kate is taken to where Jack is being held and tells him he has to oper­ate on Ben to save him or they will kill Sawyer. Jack refuses. She fig­ures out a way to climb out of her cage and breaks into Sawyer’s. They end up doing the deed, but Jack “hap­pens” to see them on a secu­rity cam­era. Think­ing that Kate cares for Sawyer he agrees to oper­ate to spare Sawyer after all. Very soap opera-ish episode in that regard.

In the off island flash­back Kate, or Mon­ica as she known here, falls in love with a cop named Kevin while still a fugi­tive and on the run. Our groom is played by none other than Cap­tain Tight­pants, Nathan Fil­lion from Fire­fly. In the end Mon­ica can’t really stay mar­ried, so she has to leave. She drugs Kevin’s iced tea and runs from him. I can only hope that the pro­duc­ers just thought of try­ing to work in a way for Kate to have the knock out drugs on her lips and kiss him, like Mal had Saf­fron do to him in the Fire­fly episode “Our Mrs. Reynolds”, before dis­miss­ing it.

The Cost of Living

Fifty-two of eighty-two is Mr. Eko cen­tered. Off island flash­backs show him in his first days tak­ing over as priest from his now dead brother. The for­mer “bad man” has a very hard chang­ing ways when faced with the black mar­ket, med­i­cine and the “mili­tia” in his African vil­lage. On island in the present day he is still recov­er­ing from the effects of the hatch explo­sion and sees his brother in a vision. In the end he is killed by the mys­te­ri­ous black cloud. I’m ging to miss Mr. Eko, he was the most inter­est­ing char­ac­ter both on and off the island.

Every Man for Himself

Episode 51 of 82 finds Sawyer in the past, con­ning a con­vict to get his sen­tence shorted, that he is serv­ing for a failed con on a woman, who vis­its him in the slam­mer to say they have a child together (is this her try­ing to con him?) Sawyer in the present is still a con­vict of sorts (he and Kate are still locked in sep­a­rate cages) and his attempted con to aid an escape fails, lead­ing to him being on the receiv­ing end of con.

Home Again, Home Again, Jiggidy-Jig!

Because it is the week­end there is no TDTVS and we didn’t have any red envelopes to watch, so we watched the last three episodes of Fire­fly; The Mes­sage, Heart of Gold & Objects in Space. I got to get me one of those Jayne Cobb hats. Win­ter is com­ing ya know.

Jayne: How’s it sit? Pretty cun­ning, don’t you think?

Skipped the sun­rise this morn­ing, weren’t one. Skipped the walk on the beach, rain­ing too hard. Mat­ter of fact, it was going to be rain­ing for the fore­see­able future, so we skipped break­fast too. Emp­tied the trash, packed our bags, loaded up the trunk and started for home.

We did stop in Bluffton for a bagel break­fast. When we gassed up at the cross­ing off I-95 and SC336 the rain had stopped and the skies didn’t look too dark or gray, so we put the top down. Made it all the way to Varnville (about 39 miles) before the rain returned and we returned to the top up con­di­tion. Rained the rest of the way home and I think it has been rain­ing here in Aiken all day.

Started up, went down, back up, still up.
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Further Instructions

Episode 50 of 82 is Locke cen­tric and a return to more of a Sea­son 2 style with nice writ­ing that wraps the present on-island hap­pen­ings with the off-island flash­backs. Plus we get zero cov­er­age of the weird­ness that is occur­ring on the “Other” side of the island with Jack, Kate and Sawyer.

When Locke wakes up in the jun­gle after the hatch implo­sion he now doesn’t know what to do, when he found the hatch ini­tially he felt it was his des­tiny to save the world by push­ing the but­ton every 108 min­utes. Then anther hatch was uncov­ered and it seemed to reveal that push­ing the but­ton was all a psy­cho­log­i­cal exper­i­ment and really meant noth­ing. But when he devised a way to pre­vent the but­ton from being pushed, some­thing very pow­er­ful event did occur and the hatch was destroyed. For guid­ance he builds a sweat lodge where he is vis­ited by the dead Boone and is pushed around the Sindey, Aus­tralia air­port in his old wheel­chair until he fig­ures out he has to clean up his mess, i.e. res­cue Mr. Eko who was also inside the hatch and con­se­quently tossed about the island some­where and has been cap­tured by another of the island’s polar bears.

A Tale of Two Cities

The Sea­son 3 opener is show num­ber 48 of 82 and opens with a seem­ing nor­mal book club meet­ing in a sub­ur­ban home with absolutely no one we know. Yet. There is what seems like an earth­quake and when it is over thy run out­side, we see a famil­iar face and when they look up there is a jet­liner in the sky break­ing into pieces. This is the Oth­ers watch­ing the arrival of Oceanic Flight 815 a cou­ple months ago. From here we jump to the present where we see Kate get­ting put in a dress to dine with Ben, Sawyer in an ani­mal cage and jack in a room with a giant Plex­i­glas wall. This episode is well struc­tured and we get some fun inter­ac­tion between our love tri­an­gle sur­vivors and their cap­tors, but a lot of time is spent with Jack and this new woman from the Oth­ers, Juliet. The flash­back con­cerns Jack and his divorce from Sarah and his mis­trust of his father. Some­how Jack has been thrust into the hero leader role on the island, but the more we learn of his past the less sym­pa­thetic he becomes.

Live Together, Die Alone

Episode 47 of 82 was the 2 hour Sea­son 2 finale. It was jam packed with the return of Desmond, dyna­mite explo­sions, a giant 4-toed foot, even more betrayal from Michael, gun fire, tran­quil­izer darts, hiero­glyph­ics, extreme mag­net­ism, load annoy­ing sounds, bright spec­tral skies and a kiss.

It was pretty much Desmond-centric where see how he got to to the island in the first place, his being suck­ered into push­ing the but­ton, how it might actu­ally be his fault Flight 815 crashed there and in the present how he, along with Locke, let the count­down go past zero with­out push­ing the but­ton and then blows up the hatch.

Most of the other on island antics con­cerned the Fab Four (Jack, Kate, Sawyer & Hur­ley) & Michael trekking across the island so he can “get his boy back.” He finally does and sails off towards free­dom in the Other’s boat given to him for deliv­er­ing our main char­ac­ters into impris­on­ment. Except for Hur­ley who gets sent back to the survivor’s beach to tell them to stay away. Because it was a two hour show you get 2 pictures.

3 Minutes

Episode 46 of 82 is the story of how Michael goes out after the “Oth­ers” to get his son Walt back. There is no tra­di­tional off island flash­back, just a jump between present time and flash­backs run­ning back­wards from 13 days prior when Michael left the survivor’s camp to meet up with the present. Michael has always been my least favorite char­ac­ter, I can under­stand his moti­va­tion, every time he gets close to the son he barely knows some one or some­thing gets in the way, but he has always seemed so whiny about it.

?

This episode returned to the good writ­ing that entan­gled both the off island flash­back of Mr. Eko and his on island story. Through his dreams (or reli­gious visions) he insists that he and Locke search the jun­gle for the ? which leads them back to the wreck­age of the small plane in which Mr. Eko found the remains of his priest brother. Locke has a dream which shows Mr. Eko where to go, enabling him to see the ?, which turns out to be another hatch. Inside the hatch they watch another ori­en­ta­tion film which cause Locke to lose his faith in the but­ton push­ing, but sur­pris­ingly has the exact oppo­site effect on Eko.

Two For The Road

Num­ber 44 of 83 with just 3 remain­ing in Sea­son 2. This is Anna Lucia cen­tric and here the show takes a darker turn. After Sun & Jin set­tled in all happy once they find out she is preg­nant, last episode’s love story show with with Rose & Bernard, a bud­ding romance between Hur­ley & Libby and a steamy jun­gle quickie between Anna Lucia and Sawyer this show ends with a major betrayal and two mur­ders by gun­shot. It seems as if Michael will stop at noth­ing to get his son back.

S.O.S.

Episode #43 of 82 intro­duces us to the Rose and Bernard back story and is another fine exam­ple the writ­ers relat­ing the on island story to the off island one. We see how they met, the mar­riage pro­posal and after they are mar­ried how they ended up in Aus­tralia, Rose is dying and Bernard tries to fix her by arrang­ing a visit to a faith healer. Bernard wanted to fix the survivor’s plight by mak­ing a giant S.O.S., but aban­dons the plan when he finds out that that where the faith healer failed, the island suc­ceeded. Rose says she is cured, she can feel it.

Dave

(42/82) Hur­ley is tonight’s episode’s cen­tral char­ac­ter, both on and off the island. Both on and off island scenes con­cern Dave, that’s him in the pic­ture with Hur­ley, and is a fig­ment of Hurley’s imag­i­na­tion that that resists change. In the Santa Rosa Men­tal Health Insti­tute he tries to keep him from com­ing to grips with his grief over hav­ing (in his mind) caused the deaths of two peo­ple and to keep him from los­ing weight. On the island he is man­i­fested when Libby, a tail sec­tion sur­vivor, tries to help Hur­ley to lose some weight too, but per­haps Dave is also there to pre­vent Hur­ley from devel­op­ing a rela­tion­ship with Libby.

Lockdown

Halfway done, Lock­down is episode #41 of 82 and appro­pri­ately it cen­ters around John Locke. The off island flash­back shows how John is totally locked to the whims of his con man father. After attend­ing the father’s funeral he is shocked when a few days later the “deceased” shows up request­ing help. He needs Locke to go and retrieve the money he stole from a cou­ple of very bad dudes by unlock­ing a safety deposit box. On island, John has to enlist the aide of sus­pected bad guy Henry Gale, who he has unlocked from his cell, when he gets stuck under a blast door that auto­mat­i­cally closes as part of the tit­u­lar Lock­down. While trapped under the door he gets a brief glimpse of a strange map.

Maternity Leave

Episode 39 of 82 con­cerns Claire, now and before. For the first time a flash­back doesn’t go off island or pre crash, it con­cerns a miss­ing 2 week chunk of Claire’s mem­ory from back in the first sea­son when she was kid­napped from the beach by a per­son who was not on the plane.

One Of Them

Episode 38 of 82 tells us how Sayid becomes a tor­turer for the US at the end of the first Gulf War, while on the island he gets to use those skills on a per­son that the French Chick has cap­tured in one of her snare traps. She says that he is one of the “Oth­ers” and not to be trusted, the cap­tured party says he is just a cross pacific bal­loon­ist that crashed on the island 4 months ago. His name is Henry Gale which is also the name of Dorothy’s uncle in the Wiz­ard of Oz. It is also the name of an Amer­i­can physi­cist in the early 1900s who worked at the Mount Wil­son Obser­va­tory in Pasadena, CA.

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The Long Con

I’m think­ing I’m going have to defer to my wife’s super­vi­sor Bran­don on this now. He once asked me which sea­son of TDTVS was my favorite and I said, “One.” He said , “Two.” Tonight’s sec­ond sea­son episode, num­ber thirty seven of eighty two, was Sawyer cen­tric and the writ­ers have really hit their stride. The off island flash­back con­cerned Sawyer’s intri­cate dou­ble con on a woman. While on island Sawyer, cons Locke into inad­ver­tently hand­ing over the islander’s gun stash with the help of recent pariah Char­lie and an unknow­ing assist from Kate.

Fire + Water

Halfway through Sea­son 2 in Episode 36 of 83 we get another well writ­ten story that inter­twines the off island flash­backs with the on island action. This episode is Charlie-centric and we see him try­ing to save his drug addicted brother, but it breaks up their rela­tion­ship and their band Drive Shaft. On island he has dreams and sleep walks con­vinced he must save Claire’s baby Aaron, but all he does is make peo­ple think he is using heroin again and breaks up his rela­tion­ship she and her son.

Nice Day All Around

Even though is was still quite chilly, we put the top down in Willis­ton and as we drove south and east the tem­per­a­ture warmed into a per­fect fall day. We got to the condo, checked in and headed right out for an over-stuffed sand­wich from Gruby’s New York Deli. After shop­ping we returned to the condo and set­tled in. I read and Donna napped.

Because we didn’t have time on Thurs­day, we watched two episodes of TDTVS with our heat up pizza din­ner. It wasn’t until after that when it was fully dark that we took our first walk on the beach. There was a ¾ moon high in the sky which was enough to rel­e­gate the flash­light to quick peeks to make sure we didn’t step on a beached whale or some­thing. Because of the time of the year we saw no one else at all on our short half hour stroll.

Started down, went up, back down, up again, still up.
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The Hunting Party

Jack-centric episode 35 of 83 was almost as bad an episode as yesterday’s was good. The off island flash­back felt forced and unbe­liev­able and was there just to show one side of him that related to his on island action. Between those two sto­ries they have turn Jack into a less lik­able char­ac­ter. Even the lying, cheat­ing, steal­ing con man Sawyer is more sympathetic.

The 23rd Psalm

Episode 34 of 83 was cen­tered around a new for Sea­son 2 sur­vivor from the tail sec­tion, Mr. Ecko. This was one of the bet­ter episodes so far. Partly because his back story was so inter­est­ing, but also because of how it inter­twined to what was hap­pen­ing on the island with the dual themes of reli­gion and drugs.

Stand Still Already

I’ve changed the back­ground…again. The tar­tan was kinda cool, but I wanted some­thing a lit­tle more in keep­ing with my cur­rent obses­sion (I’d call this blog that, but Rick beat me to it) Mad Men, so I opted for some­thing from my old pal Jen at Pixel Decor. She has a ton of 50s — 60s back­grounds for per­sonal wall­pa­per use. For web site use you need per­mis­sion. Last time I asked she replied (and I may be para­phras­ing here), “For your per­sonal blog, of course, feel free.”

I’m assum­ing that would still stand today, if not, let me know Jen, and I’ll cease and desist. Also if you think it an aber­ra­tion for to me to grayscale one of the mono chunky pat­terns and reduc­ing it in size by 25%, yell at me, I can prob­a­bly take it.

Roger Ster­ling: I bet there were peo­ple in the Bible, walk­ing around com­plain­ing about kids today.
Don Draper: Kids today, they’ve got no one to look up to. ‘Cause they’re look­ing up to us.

I have also started to sep­a­rate my inane and some­what point­less TDTVS episode recaps into their own posts so the whole episode title equals post title thing will make more sense when I start wit­ting about my real world as opposed to J.J. Abrams’ made up one.

We rode the tan­dem to work today, so the Emperor stayed in the cas­tle all day. The Royal Den­tist vis­ited and the vam­pire teeth came out until next October.

Started up, still up.
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What Kate Did

(33/82) So far on island we have seen Kate’s mug shot and know that she was hand­cuffed on the plane while being escorted by a fed­eral mar­shal. Off island we have seen her being appre­hended by that Mar­shall in Aus­tralia, rob a bank to get a toy plane, get the owner of that small plane killed when he helps her sneak to see her sick mother.

Tonight we found out just what she did to get her­self in trou­ble with the Feds (if you gloss over that whole bank rob­bing thing), she blew up her bio­log­i­cal father and the house he was passed out in.

Kate, both on and off the island, sees a black horse. WTF? Is it the same horse? It must have some lit­er­ary mean­ing that escapes me. Maybe the answer is here, but I don’t feel like read­ing all 11 pages to find out.

Collision

In Episode 32 of 82 Shan­non gets shot for the third time (once at the end ep #30, then again in the tailie recap and again tonight in the begin­ning of this one to lead in.) The off island flash­backs give us the story of Shannon’s acci­den­tal killer, ex-LA cop Anna Lucia Cortez.

Mad Men Madness

My lat­est obses­sion is Mad Men and I got the full Monty going, I may need to add an acronym (maybe TDTVS2). My com­puter wall­pa­per is a cleaned up ver­sion of the show’s logo and my cur­rent screen­saver (myp­ics, that comes with XP) cycles through pic­tures in a folder that is chock full of these.

Don Draper: Adver­tis­ing is based on one thing: Hap­pi­ness. And you know what hap­pi­ness is? Hap­pi­ness is the smell of a new car… It’s free­dom from fear. It’s a bill­board on the side of the road that screams with reas­sur­ance that what­ever you’re doing is okay. You are okay.

I want my (old style, back when they played music videos) MTV! Well now I can have it online, but I have to pick the tunes out by myself. Where the heck is Martha Quinn when you need her?

Started up, still up.
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The Other 48 Days

We have spent the first 30 shows cov­er­ing what has hap­pened to the sur­vivors of the front sec­tion of Flight 815 in their 48 days on the island. Show 31 gives us the Reader’s Digest Con­densed Ver­sion of all forty-eight days for the tail sec­tion sur­vivors and it ain’t pretty.

Abandoned

In the episode num­ber thirty of eighty-two flash­back we are at the hos­pi­tal where Shannon’s father has died. In typ­i­cal TDTVS fash­ion he was killed in the very same car acci­dent that almost crip­pled the woman who would become the future Mrs. Jack Shep­pard after he chooses to save her instead of him, the other dri­ver. Off island we attend Adam Rutherford’s funeral and on island Shan­non visit’s brother Boone’s grave before chas­ing off into the jun­gle where she is ulti­mately shot and killed by the return­ing raft sailors and tail sec­tion survivors.

…And Found

(29 of 82) If this episode was a movie I would have to label it a “Chick Flick.” In the off islad flash­backs we get to see how Sun and Jin met in Korea and on one side of island we get a lit­tle bit of Jin won­der­ing about Sun and on the other side of the island a lot of Sun won­der­ing about Jin.

Orientation

Twenty seven of eighty two finds flash­back Locke find­ing love and then los­ing it because of his obses­sion with his father while on island Locke finds a replace­ment obses­sion — the button.

“We’re gonna have to watch that again.”

Adrift

Episode #26 unfolds in typ­i­cal soap opera fash­ion as we spend an hour and progress the story 5 min­utes, mostly with a flash­back involv­ing Micheal and his orig­i­nal sep­a­ra­tion from Walt as a fol­low up to him los­ing him again to the “oth­ers.” A full third of the show is spent rehash­ing Locke, Jack & Kate enter­ing the hatch as we saw in the last episode and pro­gress­ing nowhere. The most exit­ing thing that hap­pened was Kate get­ting locked in a closet in the hatch and dis­cov­er­ing choco­late bars.

Man of Science, Man of Faith

Episode 1 of Sea­son 2 and num­ber 25 over­all finds Jack in flash­back being the mir­a­cle sur­geon sav­ing the woman who will become his wife from being a para­plegic and on island he chases Locke & Kate down the rab­bit hole of the opened hatch where he comes face to face with a blast from that flash­back past and it’s not his wife.

The Greater Good

Sea­son 1 Episode 21 revolves around Sayid off island and we find out just how he ends up on that fate­ful Flight 815. On island we attend a funeral, wit­ness a near mur­der and Sawyer calms the new baby, “Turnip Head”, by read­ing a car mag­a­zine. The SciFi Chan­nel has been run­ning repeats of TDTVS since Sep­tem­ber by run­ning 4 episodes every Mon­day start­ing at 7 PM and coin­ci­den­tally the show run­ning tonight at seven is The Greater Good.

I stayed up to see the whole game last night. It was close the whole way and the FRS had a cou­ple of chances in the late innings, but couldn’t pull another rab­bit out of their hats. The Tampa Bay Rays are on the way to the World Series to play the Philadel­phia Phillies and the Red Sox are going home. Because it doesn’t mat­ter to me who beats who in the Series, I might watch some por­tion of the games if Donna can’t find any­thing she wants to watch on TV those nights, so base­ball is pretty much over for me for this year.

Pitch­ers and catch­ers report in 115 days.

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Lost In Translation

I had a dif­fer­ent image picked for Episode #17, but I swapped to use this one because it is the pose that inspired McFarlane’s Series 2 “action fig­ure” of Sun. The show’s flash­back is more about the back story of our Korean cou­ple. I think the show’s writ­ers hit their stride with this episode, the on island story cen­tered on the wife and her feel­ings while the off island stuff was more about the hus­band and what was going on in his head. But this mar­ried cou­ple is com­prised of two peo­ple who are not com­mu­ni­cat­ing with each other real well, so they don’t know that their prob­lems are so sim­i­lar that a hug, an apol­ogy and some hon­esty would make their mar­riage stronger, but instead they end up mov­ing to sep­a­rate on island camps. While the Sun and Jin story was the main focus of this episode, we also received a lot of inter­est­ing devel­op­ments in a few of the other relationships.

I’m not watch­ing the game, it is too hor­rific. I’m lis­ten­ing on the com­puter where it seems some­what less painful. If the Rays score one more run here in the sixth inning the umpires will invoke the 10 run rule and award the game to Tampa. Once that hap­pens we will have the Rays just where we want them, up 3 games to 1 and over con­fi­dent. Last year in the Amer­i­can League Cham­pi­onship Series against the Cleve­land Indi­ans we were behind 3 games to 1 before com­ing back to win and then going on to sweep the Rock­ies win­ning the World Series. In 2004 the FRS were down 3 games to none to the MFY before com­ing back and tak­ing 4 straight to get to the World Series. Where they then swept the St. Louis Cardinals.

Started down, still down.
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Outlaws

We watched Episode #16 tonight instead of tomor­row because tomor­row the FRS play game three of the ALDS at 4:30 PM and if the game goes as long as last night’s it will be past my bed­time, leav­ing no time for TDTVS view­ing. In the flash­back we learn a lot about Sawyer’s moti­va­tion in the flash­back and on island we learn that he is not smarter than your aver­age boar.

In between this morning’s cloudy damp­ness and this evening’s rain we actu­ally had a nice, albeit windy, day and after lunch instead of a bicy­cle ride around town to pay our bills (that windy thing) we walked.

Right now I’m couch-ridden with End­ofthe­week­endi­tis, but don’t worry about me, Dr. Gre­gory House is on the job.

Started up, went down, still down.
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Whatever The Case May Be

Twelve of eighty-two and we learn just how devi­ous Kate is, both on and off the island. The lit­tle air­plane is a reminder of a per­son Kate says she loved, and said she killed. We do know that she orches­trated a bank hold up and shoots sev­eral peo­ple to get the toy plane. A replica of that plane (included in the Kate “action fig­ure”) sits on my man­tle right next to the life-size replica of the din­gus from the movie Mal­tese Falcon.

At the Choco­late Fes­ti­val this past week­end one of the books I picked up Appaloosa by Robert B. Parker. It is no secret that I devour his Spenser nov­els like a starv­ing man at a Thanks­giv­ing buf­fet, so I fig­ured I’d at least like the book. I do, plus I have already come across one or two of the scenes from the book in the trailer and if the rest of the movie tracks as well to the book as those bits, this one might be worth see­ing in a theater.

Started down, still down.
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The Moth

Show num­ber seven. Charlie-centric. Before I started rewatch­ing the TDTVS episodes I would have told you that sea­son 1 was my favorite, because it was new and it was inter­est­ing get­ting intro­duced to the char­ac­ters. Now I’m not to sure, maybe because I already do know their back stories…

Iron­man was wait­ing on the front steps today thanks to the UPS guy. I watched it tonight and it is just as good as I remem­bered. It is so good that I can over­look one of my pet peeves in action movies, the clichéd car wreck scene that destroys dozens of cars when just a few would get the point across. The one thing I couldn’t over­look is the hir­ing of an actor that was unsuited for the role or they changed the direc­tion of the role and kept the same actor in the part (hey, maybe he was the pro­duc­ers brother-in-law or something.)

You are say­ing to your­self, I’ve seen that movie, the cast­ing was spot on, what’s this guy talk­ing about? There is this scene late in the movie where Oba­diah Stane is berat­ing this sci­en­tist guy because he has failed to recre­ate the mini “arc reac­tor” needed to power the Iron Mon­ger suit. They shaved the head of the sci­en­tist guy in such a man­ner as to give him a typ­i­cal male pat­tern bald­ness look. Was it in an effort to make him look more sci­en­tific? I’m sur­prised when this film was first released there weren’t mem­bers of the SPODAAAS (Soci­ety for the Pre­ven­tion Of Dis­crim­i­na­tion Against Andro­genic Alope­cia Suf­fer­ers) protest­ing the not hir­ing of an actual bald actor to play this piv­otal role.

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82,000 White Rabbits

Tonight we watched episode 5 of 82 of TDTVS. It was the one we should have watched on Fri­day, but we weren’t home, we were in Myr­tle Beach and I for­got to bring the DVD.

Fin­ished up the week­end today by tak­ing the long way home and snapped 10 more PO Por­traits giv­ing us a total of 23 for the 3 days. We are now 93% fin­ished with the project and all that remain are the ones right around Charleston and the 6 mil­i­tary bases in the state.

Some­where west of Branchville the Emperor cruised past the eighty two thou­sand mile mark, so when we got home I gave him a well deserved royal bath.

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Tabula Rasa

TDTVS episode 3 of 82 gave us a lit­tle peek at Kate’s Aus­tralian back story. On the island mir­a­cle man John Locke whit­tles a whis­tle that brings Vin­cent out of the jungle.

Besides LOST we also watched 2/3rds of the sec­ond episode of An Unsuit­able Job for a Woman the decid­edly British mys­tery show that came in the mail today. When we tear off the outer flap of the red Net­flix enve­lope we shred that sucker because it has our name and address on it. For those of you who laugh in the face of the iden­tity thieves I have the per­fect solu­tion of what to do with all those enve­lope flaps — Net­flix Origami

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Pilot — Part 2

Show 2 of 82. Does this photo look famil­iar? I think it does. Just six days ago I posted a photo I had taken of the Shan­non Ruther­ford “Action” Fig­ure that was based on the scene from this episode.

After Sun­day’ games the FRS had a magic num­ber of 1 for clinch­ing a wild card play­off spot. They were also only 1–1/2 games out of first place and win­ning the divi­sion was once again in play. But last night they lost and Tampa Bay won drop­ping them back to 2–1/2 games behind. Because the Yan­kees had the night off the play­off clinch­ing magic num­ber remained at one. Tonight the Yanks are win­ning and Tampa Bay has won the first game of their dou­ble­header and although the FRS are win­ning, they are mak­ing it look hard, they are up by only one run and the Indi­ans have loaded the bases the last two innings. Update: The FRS man­aged to stave off defeat and are going to the playoffs.

The weather has turned pos­i­tively March like all of a sud­den here, High near 80, low in the upper 50s and 20 MPH winds. Even though it is our long days and 1 hour ear­lier start, we got up even ear­lier so we could ride the tan­dem to work. The good thing about the extra hour early start, there is nobody, and I mean nobody, on the road at that time. The good thing about the wind is it is com­ing from a direc­tion that makes it a tail­wind on the way home.

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Pilot — Part 1

Night 1 of 82. We have started watch­ing all the pre­vi­ous sea­sons episodes of Sea­son 5 of TDTVS , one at a time, every week­night until Jan­u­ary when new episodes begin again.

I still have trou­ble with the jet engine remain­ing run­ning long after the crash and then spec­tac­u­larly blow­ing up when some red shirt is sucked into it. The sec­ond explo­sion when the wing crashes down on the sand is a cred­i­bil­ity stretcher as well.

This episode is enti­tled Pilot (Pt 1) because it was what the pro­duc­ers, in the tra­di­tional sense, used to sell the show to the net­work. But know­ing now, what I didn’t know then, I’m bet­ting it is also called this because of the key role the pilot played in the plane get­ting lost.

Just how old was J.J. Abrams in 1969? Do you think the gen­e­sis of LOST was a show called The New Peo­ple?

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Man of Faith


John Locke

Like Mr. Locke, I am a man of faith, as long as you con­sider faith in fail­ure. The FRS were lead­ing tonight’s game by 13 to 1 after 5–1/2 innings and then as if to val­i­date my faith, they have given up 5 runs in the last two innings. I’m pretty sure they won’t blow the remain­ing 8 run lead in the last two innings, but if they do, you should have faith that I will blame myself for the loss because I jinxed the team by say­ing, “Pretty sure they won’t.”

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Political Action Figures

And here I have been slowly build­ing up my col­lec­tion of TDTVS action fig­ures, how so 2004, I need to get in the moment. Accord­ing to a New York Daily News arti­cle there are 2008 Pres­i­den­tial cam­paign action fig­ures avail­able from HeroBuilders.com.

Poor Joe Biden, he doesn’t rate a fig­ure though. You can get McCain in a T-shirt, Palin dressed in some Japan­ese school girl fan­tasy out­fit (among oth­ers) and Obama, sans shirt, who looks like he has been work­ing out. Also avail­able for your col­lect­ing plea­sure are a cou­ple of dis­graced politi­cos who had trou­ble with that whole faith­ful sec­tion of their mar­riage vows, John Edwards and Elliot Spitzer.

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TDTVS Warm Up

If you look over in the side bar you will see a count­down to Sea­son 5 of Lost. Right now it stands at 147 days. That is based on some­thing I read that said the first show of the new sea­son will air on Thurs­day, Jan­u­ary 15th.

Because I can’t for the life of me remem­ber exactly how things ended up at the end of sea­son four, I do remem­ber who was resid­ing in the cof­fin, but most of the other stuff is hazy, I fig­ured that maybe I should rewatch the last few episodes of sea­son four before sea­son five starts. Well, hell, if I’m going to watch some, why not all? So if there are 82* episodes so far, if I back up 82 days from Jan­u­ary 15th I should start a sin­gle episode a night on Sat­ur­day, Octo­ber 25th. Let’s stretch it out a bit more…how about watch­ing one episode each week­night? Five gaz­inta 82, 16 times with a remain­der of 2. That gives me a start date of Tues­day, Sep­tem­ber 23rd. Let’s take a day off between fin­ish­ing watch­ing sea­son 4 and the start of sea­son 5, for party plan­ning, and start watch­ing the show on Mon­day the 22nd. That even has a nice sym­me­try because the show orig­i­nally pre­miered on Sep­tem­ber 22, 2004.

So every week­night from 9/22/2008 until 1/13/2009, includ­ing Thanks­giv­ing, Christ­mas & New Years, I will watch an episode of Lost. I’ll use the title of that episode as the title of that night’s post and if I’m really cre­ative I’ll relate some­thing in that episode to some­thing that hap­pened that day.

*Lost­pe­dia list 82 episodes while Wikipedia lists 83 because they count last season’s finally as two sep­a­rate episodes. I think that if they aired on the same night, one after the other with no cred­its between them they are one episode, so I’m treat­ing it as such. Eighty-two it is.

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Serenity

Along with our Net­flix mem­ber­ship, we are also mem­bers of a cou­ple Movie Gallery video stores here in town, due mostly to our TDTVS addic­tion. Every once in a while one of them will call us and leave a mes­sage on our phone answer­ing machine to say they haven’t seen us in a while and to bring us back we are enti­tled to a free movie rental. We got one of those calls on Thurs­day. A while? Ha! The last time we were in any of their stores was when Sea­son 3 of Lost was released or the last time they offered a free rental.

Hav­ing just fin­ished re watch­ing the Fire­fly DVDs on Fri­day we decided to see if we could get the Fire­fly based movie Seren­ity as our free­bie. Luck was with us as Movie Gallery had a copy on the shelf, so today we had “Lunch and a Movie.”

Well, both the Mrs and I love Fire­fly, but were dis­ap­pointed with the movie — there goes our nom­i­na­tions for the Brown­coat Hall of Fame… Part of the appeal of the show was the char­ac­ter inter­ac­tion among the crew with the plot of each episode serv­ing as a vehi­cle to move the devel­op­ing rela­tion­ships along. The movie, as I explained to some­one (Hi Rae), was too movie-ish. Every­thing had to be big­ger, faster, more and it was jar­ring. On TV they used what they called the mule, basi­cally a tarted up ATV, to get around plan­et­side. For the movie they had some sort of hov­er­craft with giant jet engines and seated four com­fort­ably. Why? Dur­ing the run of the show when ever there was encounter with another space­ship it was always just one, for the movie they pulled a George Lucas — Indus­trial Light & Magic with a final bat­tle con­sist­ing of hun­dreds of ves­sels criss­cross­ing and dodg­ing and weav­ing. Why, when a dozen would have done the trick? There were sev­eral other instances with over the top gun bat­tles, hero vs bad guy one on one epic hand to hand bat­tle on the edge of a pre­cip­i­tous drop and and some sappy feel good Hol­ly­wood romancing.

For­tu­nately the movie, when it was released in 2005, didn’t make a lot of money (accord­ing to IMDB it almost made back it’s $40 mil­lion bud­get), so they didn’t make any sequels. Unfor­tu­nately, it didn’t make enough at the box office to revive the TV series.

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Membata…

…is Indone­sian for “doubt” or “uncertainty”.

The last episode didn’t actu­ally jump the shark but it did water ski pre­car­i­ously close. The same thing that really derailed National Trea­sure for me is one of the things that stretched cred­i­bil­ity to the break­ing point. Ben blows up the “vault” in the Orchid Sta­tion so that he can get to the place he needs to be to move the island. He fol­lows a tun­nel for a while then has to kick his way through a sheet of ice and starts to climb down a lad­der into a room that looks as if it has been sealed for a very long time. A rung of the lad­der breaks because the wood is so old it is dry rot­ted and Ben tum­bles to the icy floor. He then gets up, dusts him­self off, pulls some matches from his pocket and lights one. He takes the match to a hur­ri­cane lantern hang­ing on a nail, lifts the glass and the wick lights! That Dharma Ini­tia­tive lamp oil must really be something.

Another lit­tle thing that I need some­one to explain to me why the lying. Locke con­vinces Jack who in turn con­vince the rest of the Oceanic 6 to lie about the whole island expe­ri­ence. They con­coct a story about how they were the only sur­vivors to pro­tect the ones they left behind. Why? The island is no longer where it was, Locke moved it (in space or time or both), how are they going to get found?

I loved the wooden wheel thing that Ben had to turn to acti­vate the what­ever that would move the island, reminded me of the Wheel of Pain that Conan had to turn as a child slave that made him the strong man he was. Also kind of reminded me of the wheel that the don­key was chained to in the blacksmith’s shop where Will Turner worked. Or maybe the helm of the Black Pearl. Where’d those last two ref­er­ences come from? TDPM was on USA tonight and I would have watched the whole thing too, if Donna hadn’t make me rewatch “There Is No Place Like Home Parts 2 & 3″ at around 9:00 PM.

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We Wish You A Happy Red Hot Deals Day

Can’t blog right now, last hour of Lost is on. Come back tomorrow.

That Ben is such a nice guy.

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Man of Faith

Tonight’s episode must be Locke cen­tric as it started out with his birth.

Appro­pri­ately, or not, I think that John will be my next acqui­si­tion. That is, if I hap­pen to bid victoriously.

Some­body needs to beat the snot out of Ben again, all the bruises on his face are clear­ing up.

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Not Much To Say

The tile is down, but needs grout­ing. The bead board is up, leav­ing the top to be mod­i­fied for a med­i­cine cab­i­net and the new light fix­ture. The contractor’s usual elec­tri­cian has been to busy to get over here and wire up the exhaust fans, so he is call­ing in a favor from another fel­low and they will be here tomor­row to wire things up. They won’t be inter­rupt­ing us in any way because we will be out run­ning the MMC’s annual Time, Speed, & Dis­tance Rally.

I’ve given up on the whole new theme, who needs wid­gets any­way, but I’m going to change the color scheme. I’m going to keep the diag­o­nal stripe back­ground and I had down­loaded the per­fect one from the Stripe Gen­er­a­tor, but acci­den­tally over­wrote it when sav­ing the new header and I can’t get it back (I hope just for now) because the stripe page is down.

Still try­ing to digest last night’s episode of TDTVS, even after a sec­ond view­ing tonight. We got a half answer to a big ques­tion, but sev­eral more new ones were asked.And what was up with the bad guys, were they actu­ally try­ing to miss Say­wer on pur­pose with their fusil­lade or was that a text­book exam­ple of the Auto­matic Miss Syn­drome?

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Floors & Wall

There wasn’t much vis­i­ble progress made yes­ter­day, a lot of new plumb­ing, but today we got the dry­wall up and the tile around the tub. Tomor­row there will prob­a­bly be tile on the floor.

Finally watched “The Com­mit­ments” tonight. Just as good as the first time, although Donna thought she was watch­ing it for the first time…

I’m typ­ing away dur­ing the com­mer­cials because Lost is on. In tonight’s episode the writ­ers have decided to lighten the pay­roll con­sid­er­able. A man has washed ashore with his neck slit, three Red Shirts were gunned down, Sayid’s wife is dead and Ben’s “daugh­ter” was exe­cuted in front of him.

No, you weren’t imag­in­ing things, there was a video here, but it seemed to pre­vent the page from load­ing under cer­tain con­di­tions, so I yanked it.

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Hurley Is A Citizen Too

Just after lunch today there was a knock at the door. We weren’t expect­ing any­one, but turns out that was wrong. When Donna opened the door there was the unlikely duo of Shan­non Ruther­ford and Hugo Reyes. I knew Jack was a Sox fan, but I was sur­prised to find a native son of Santa Mon­ica, CA was too. I had bid victoriously.

Here’s an item I won’t be vic­to­ri­ous on — I don’t have quite enough cash in my Pay­Pal account — David Ortiz “Yan­kees Curse” Jersey

I primered the the inside of the newly remod­eled bath­room and then hung a towel rack, the TP holder and the shower cur­tain rod. We started to shuf­fle things around in prepa­ra­tion for mov­ing our bed­room to the other end of the house. We cleaned out the two clos­ets by car­ry­ing a dozen boxes up into the attic. Sun­day night we’ll move the bed and our clothes to com­plete the transition.

Broke down and washed the car tonight, even though there is a chance of after­noon thun­der show­ers tomor­row. Pine pollen sea­son is all but over and it has been 6 weeks since the last wash, so I fig­ured it was time. Plus we are going on a Post Office Safari tomor­row and the Emperor always like to put his best face for­ward even though he isn’t the pri­mary pho­to­graphic subject.

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We’ve Got Toilets

Not yet exactly, they are at the dealer and will be deliv­ered tomor­row. We are almost ready for them too. The shower walls were grouted today and the floor in the room is about half done. The walls are almost ready for wainscoting.

I have started my LOST action fig­ure col­lec­tion with not just one, but two fig­ures. I scoured ebay look­ing for fig­ures I could buy for no more than $15 bucks total (price & ship­ping.) My main objec­tive was Hugo (Hur­ley) Reyes. My first attempt fell 50¢ short. The next time I found one to bid on, it was after check­ing out a cou­ple other char­ac­ters, and some­how I man­aged to bid on a Shan­non fig­ure. Whiny Shan­non was always my least favorite “main” char­ac­ter on the show and if the acci­den­tal pur­chase had any redeem­ing value it was that I was the only bid­der (guess I’m not the only one who isn’t a Shan­non fan), so she is going to cost me only a penny over the $8 ship­ping fee.

Luck was with me next time, as right after the Shan­non auc­tion closed I found a Hur­ley fig­ure that had a cou­ple days left on it. The next bid up was just a buck over my arbi­trary fif­teen buck limit, so I gave iit a shot, never fig­ur­ing it would hold up. It did.

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Weekend Wrap Up

We went down­town last night to get an ice cream. The place was hop­ping. That was to be expected because the mid­dle jewel of Aiken’s Triple Crown, the Spring Steeple­chase, was yes­ter­day and it rou­tinely attracts 30,000 peo­ple and a lot of them hang around town long after. The restau­rants were packed and there were sev­eral venues with live music. We arrived at the Sweet Cow Cream­ery at just the right time, we were next in line to be served and by the time I paid for our ice cream there were a half dozen peo­ple storm­ing the door to get in.

This morn­ing after watch­ing last Thursday’s episode of Lost with break­fast, we went out and got lost in Hitch­cock Woods. As usual, we were not really lost, we just didn’t know exactly where we were. The map hasn’t been updated in a long while and there are quite a few new trails that can con­fuse us for a short while.

To help you through the next few dark days until April 24th, go to the Lost Island Video and see want some tal­ented Losties have created.

So far I am 31 of 48 in my March Mad­ness picks leav­ing me only 20 points behind the lead­ers and next round games are worth 15 points. That’s the good news, the bad news is that there are still 15 of the 21 peo­ple entered ahead of me. Unlike last year when I watched none of the games, this year I have actu­ally watched a few of the games. The b-ball play­ers these days love their tats. There was one guy play­ing for Mem­phis who I could have sworn had the whole Dec­la­ra­tion of Inde­pen­dence tat­tooed on his upper arm.

We are tak­ing the day off from work Tues­day because the BMW’s are com­ing to town. We can’t start dri­ving until 9:00AM, but that is OK because I have the per­fect way to spend those pre drive hours — base­ball. The FRS open the sea­son in Japan against Oak­land and the game starts at 6:00AM on ESPN2.

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Libra

Because of where the date of my birth falls in the Gre­go­rian cal­en­dar I am con­sid­ered a Libra. The sym­bol for Libra are the scales of bal­ance rep­re­sent­ing the bal­ance that Libras con­tin­u­ally seek in their selves and their life.

I don’t put much stock in astrol­ogy and my wife doesn’t either, but one or both of us must sub­con­sciously because it is my job to bal­ance the check­book. And when I get done post­ing here I need to get back to seek­ing what hap­pened to the $5.41 the bank says we have that I don’t think we have.

An inter­est­ing side note (or maybe not): Libra is the only inan­i­mate sign of the zodiac, all the oth­ers rep­re­sent either humans or animals.

Might be some­thing to this astrol­ogy after all, because I am con­stantly seek­ing ways to be inanimate.

The FRS almost didn’t go to Japan for Open­ing Day.

To get you ready for tomorrow’s Episode 8 of Lost here are a cou­ple of the­o­ries on what the “Island” is all about:
1. Coolest. The­ory. Ever.
2. The Great Gedanken Expri­ment, a Tale of Time Travel and Schrodinger’s Cat

They are kind of long, so you might want to save them for next Thurs­day night, because Lost won’t be on. Tomor­row is episode eight of thir­teen total for this sea­son and there is going to be a six week break before we get to see the last 5 episodes (dang writ­ers strike.)

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Another Lost Miata Connection

Lost MiataFirst the actress who plays Sun is pho­tographed with an MX-5 last month and now this time a Miata makes a cameo in last night’s episode. Not only was this a Jin flash­back, but it is a flash­back for the car as well.

The episode was a sneaky one that broke new ground. We have had flash­back shows and more recently flash­foward ones, but Thurs­day was a com­bi­na­tion of the two. They were trick­ily edited to appear like just one flash­for­ward our Korean cou­ple. A few hints in Jin’s scenes were left for eagle-eyed Lost view­ers to pick up. I would like to tell you I am one of them, but I’m not, I learn most that type of stuff from read­ing The Lost Forum and sub­se­quent view­ings of the show.

The pro­duc­tion folks at Bad Robot made sure to give Jin a bulky older cell phone, a toss off line about being mar­ried for only a cou­ple months and a stuffed dragon with a ref­er­ence to it being that creature’s year (2000), but weren’t savvy enough to be aware of the dif­fer­ence between a 99/00 Miata and an 01–05 model.

If you look closely at the head­light in the back­ground of the above pic­ture you will see a sharp crease in the body ema­nat­ing from the upper inside of it plus the sep­a­rate pro­jec­tor low beam and stan­dard high beam that are the big dif­fer­ence in the model years. Now I know tech­ni­cally you can pur­chase a 2001 model year car in 2000, but that doesn’t hap­pen until the last cou­ple of months of the year and if this was really tak­ing place in Seoul, the peo­ple would have been more bun­dled up for the cold weather.

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Post “Ji Yeon” Viewing Thoughts

I read the spoil­ers, I watched all the teasers, so I though I knew what was going on, until the very end.

WTF?

But then The Lost Forum explains it:

Jin was in a flash­back to 2 months after his mar­riage to sun before the island. Sun was her flash­word after the island after Jin dies by means we don’t know.

Fog

FogHad to use the fog lights this morn­ing to get to work. Not that the fog lights on the Emperor are that great, but at least then I could see the road ahead of me. The first five feet of it any­way. When the fog is this thick you can get a real good idea of the sharp­ness of the cut­off of the pro­jec­tor low beams of the 2001+ Miatas. It was a slow trip in.

Via links in The Lost Forum I have down­loaded the first 4 episodes of this sea­son of Lost. I guess some­one hacked into their DVRs and uploaded the files of the HDTV broad­cast. Each episode is around 350 Megabytes and looks like about 640 x 360 native, which still looks pretty darn good on my PC when played full screen. I’m look­ing into turn­ing them into DVDs that I can play on the liv­ing room TV instead of Donna and I hav­ing to cozy up to the laptop…

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Sssssssh!

Keep it down!

Lost is on.

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We Are Lost Souls

I spent the whole day wear­ing my Oceanic Air­lines T-shirt. The seller said it was pre-shrunk, but there was a lot of shrunk still left in it. After wash­ing it still fits, but it is a lit­tle short, so I ordered an XXL in dark blue for back-up.

At one point this after­noon I was on the couch trolling the net for Lost stuff using links from other Lost pages while Donna was in the other room on the desk­top read­ing the Lost forums. The best find is a toss-up between a blog from Jorge Gar­cia the actor who plays Hugo Reyes, AKA Hur­ley — Dis­patches from the Island or some nude images of Mira Furlan who plays Danielle Rousseau, or as Sawyer refers to her, the French Chick from a 1985 Yugosla­vian movie called ‘When Father Was Away on Busi­ness’.

With noth­ing left to watch DVD-wise, this evening, using the lap­top, rest­ing on the din­ner table between us, we went online to ABC.com and rewatched the 3rd episode of sea­son 4, The Econ­o­mist, to see what all the losties on the forums were talk­ing about.

We bought our next 5-week Power­ball ticket today. Instead of the usual quick pick, we opted to pick our own — 4–8-15–16-23–42. That’s right, we are risk­ing the curse, which I fig­ure in this case will be noth­ing more than hav­ing to share the prize with thou­sands of fans of the show.

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Now That’s Interesting

On tonight’s episode of Lost we find out that the island has some strange power over the sur­round­ing envi­ron­ment and every per­son on it. Oh, that’s right, we already knew that…

So of the “Oceanic 6″ that get off the island, we now know 2/3rds of them. In the “flash for­wards” so far we have found out that Jack is so afraid of some­thing that he goes back to being a drunk, Hur­ley is so afraid of some­thing that he hides out in a funny farm, Kate is so afraid of some­thing that she is hid­ing and now we dis­cover that Sayid is so afraid of Ben he kills people.

Inter­est­ing thing about watch­ing the show on “live” TV is watch­ing the com­mer­cials. For the longest time I fig­ured I was the whole wrong demo­graphic for the show. The ads skewed way young. Old Navy cloth­ing, birth con­trol pills, the hip new Ford car that you can talk to get it change the music play­ing instead of the archaic but­ton push­ing, etc. But finally in the next to the last com­mer­cial break I felt bet­ter, there was an ad for Viagra.

Speak­ing of Old Navy ads, was the new Urban Safari look adver­tised inspired by the whole run­ning through the jun­gle on Lost or is that the new look and they picked Lost to sell it because of the whole run­ning through jun­gle thing?

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I Know Her

We fin­ished watch­ing the last 3 episodes of sea­son 3 tonight and made a vow to wait at least 4 months before we start over again with sea­son 1.

After we fin­ished watch­ing Lost I caught up with the lat­est episode of the Ter­mi­na­tor: The Sarah Con­nor Chron­i­cles online. Mid­way through there is this scene between the man that Sarah was liv­ing with prior to her jump­ing ahead 8 years into 2007 and his cur­rent wife (the Sarah replace­ment if you will.) He was try­ing to con­vince her that he wasn’t lying, that he hadn’t seen Sarah recently. The wife looked real famil­iar. I had seen her in some­thing recently. Real recent. No, it couldn’t be. With a quick check of IMDB and I found out it was who I thought it was — Penny!

Sonya Wal­ger

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The Incredible Shrinking Car

A few months ago some new folks moved into the neigh­bor­hood about 5 houses down. I’m not sure if I’ve ever seen them out and about. Which is prob­a­bly not unusual, because I’d bet they’d say the same about us.

I’m a car guy, so I noticed right off what vehi­cles they owned. On the side street from their house there is an old flat bed truck, which I assume is the fel­lows work vehi­cle. Some times it is warm­ing up when we drive by on our way to work in the morn­ings. Her car (I’m guess­ing) is a less than 2-year old white Lexus IS 250. I know it is this new because it is the new body style. His car (again a guess) was a black 2006 or 2007 750i BMW. Again I it is of this vin­tage because of it’s toned down “Bangle-butt” rear end and that is when the “5”-liter engine was available.

Ger­man cars are known for their good brakes and part of the rea­son for that is the type of brake pad they use. But the down side to the pads is that in short order they turn your shiny sil­ver wheels to dark gray then to black because of the dust they give off from use.

When they moved in the BMW’s wheels were shiny. I don’t think he ever washed those wheels in the first cou­ple of months they lived there. Even­tu­ally they looked about the same shade of flat black as the tires. One evening on the way home I noticed the wheels were bright again.

The next day on the way home, there was a sil­ver 650i con­vert­ible parked next to the Lexus. He washed the wheels because he was trad­ing the big sedan in on BMW’s big 2-door ‘vert.

After a cou­ple weeks, the wheels on the 650i weren’t even dull sil­ver yet, it was gone. Now there is a gray 550i BMW sedan in the driveway.

Some­how I don’t think there will be a 3 series car there next. The Lexus IS is same class car. I’m bet­ting that some­time in March there will be a black Z4M Coupe there.

Spacebar

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Forsaking All Others

I’m not sure exactly where the phrase “for­sak­ing all oth­ers” is from, might have been part of my wed­ding vows or the oath I took when I joined the U.S. Navy or maybe it is from my col­lege fra­ter­nity pledge, but I have been hear­ing it in my head a lot recently.

When I came home from work on Fri­day I had with me the bor­rowed DVD of the movie Lucky # Slevin to watch (thanks Mark.) Also on Fri­day, in the mail there was a red enve­lope with Notes on a Scan­dal inside. Here it is Sun­day night and nei­ther movie has found its way into the DVD player.

Not because we weren’t in front of the TV any this week­end, we were, for a good bit of it, but because we watch­ing more of Sea­son 3 of TDTVS.

Ben: Bring me the man from Tal­la­has­see.
Man leaves, and Locke and Alex exit the closet.
Locke: Is that some kind of code.
Ben: No Locke, we don’t have a code for ‘There’s a man in the closet with a gun to my daughter’s head.’ Although there clearly should be.

P.S. I do know that it came from my wed­ding vows…

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Lost in Hitchcock Woods

Polar Bear PitAs a recent grad­u­ate of the John Locke School of Sur­vival I feel right at home in the woods. But when Donna and I some­how got off our mapped trail this after­noon and stum­bled on this trail, I have to admit that I became a lit­tle uneasy.

For the first time in about three weeks we finally escaped the high grav­ity couch and took a walk in the woods. The last time we took a hike, on that same day, we watched a cou­ple of episodes of Sea­son 1, Disc 5 of TDTVS. Today, along with the walk, we also watched a cou­ple episodes of Sea­son 3, Disc 2 of TDTVS.

Papa got a new pair of shoes!

We fin­ished the evening off with din­ner out with friends. We went to our least favorite Ital­ian restau­rant, Roma Pizza. We got the polar oppo­site of last visit’s ser­vice, if any­thing our waiter was too atten­tive. We decided to get some­thing besides pizza this visit, I had spaghetti with sausage and Donna had the veal parmi­giana. the food was good, but not great, we’ll be stick­ing to the pizza from now on.

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4 8 15 16 23 42 Part III

Super Bowl 4: Kansas City Chiefs 23 — Min­nesota Vikings 7
Super Bowl 8: Miami Dol­phins 24 — Min­nesota Vikings 7
Super Bowl 15: Oak­land Raiders 27 — Philadel­phia Eagles 10
Super Bowl 16: San Fran­cisco 49ers 26 — Cincin­nati Ben­gals 21
Super Bowl 23: San Fran­cisco 49ers 20 — Cincin­nati Ben­gals 16
Super Bowl 42: New York Giants 17 — New Eng­land Patri­ots 14

Oh, and I bought the shirt.

Washed the car this after­noon and I’m embar­rassed to say that with the tem­per­a­ture in the low sev­en­ties, when I was done, I just drove it back in to the garage.

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Now I’ve Gone & Done It

Because I’ve pretty much stopped watch­ing net­work tele­vi­sion all together I was bliss­fully igno­rant of the phe­nom­e­non. When the first sea­son came out on DVD and after hear­ing peo­ple at work talk a bit about it, we opted to give it try. Dumped disc one in the Net­flix queue. Oh. Man.

I resisted try­ing to join Sea­son two in mid stride. Donna attempted to watch S2E12, but couldn’t pull it off because of the com­mer­cials. We bided our time. Seven months later Sea­son 2 DVDs arrived and we spent a week­end gorg­ing our­selves, watch­ing it all.

When Sea­son 3 hit the air­waves we just ignored it, vow­ing to only watch the show on DVD. When they did arrive in stores, we went to the local video store, rented and then watched the whole sea­son in one fell swoop, two days, a Fri­day and Saturday.

I think that is when the banana peel slipped out from under us. We bought Sea­son 1 on DVD to rewatch. When we fin­ished that, we bought Sea­son 2 and watched it again. Sea­son 3 is in the mail to us right now. I’ve cre­ated a sep­a­rate post cat­e­gory for it. There is now even a link cat­e­gory in the sidebar.

But tonight I did some­thing I vowed not to do, I watched it as it was broad­cast on ABC. I won­der if there is a sup­port group at Santa Rosa Men­tal Health Insti­tute for peo­ple like me?

The only thing I have going for me right now is I still haven’t bought a shirt.

But my resolve is weakening…

That Damn TeleVision Show

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This Is Awful…

…try­ing to watch Lost on reg­u­lar TV.

ABC is show­ing the third sea­son ender right now, I guess in an effort to get every­one excited for tomorrow’s Episode 1 of Sea­son 4. The com­mer­cial blocks are annoy­ing as all get out and to make mat­ters worse they are crawl­ing extra infor­ma­tion at the bot­tom of the screen to explain what is going on to newbies.

To fur­ther indoc­tri­nate new­com­ers, ABC will break­down the whole first 3 sea­sons in a clip show that will be shown at 8 PM, just in front of the 9 PM pre­miere of sea­son four.

Like before, I got tired of fail­ure on eBay bid­ding for Sea­son 3, so last night I broke down and bought it new. Found it on Buy.com for $28.98 ($38.98 minus $10 for first time Google Check­out buyers.)

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What Did One Snowman Say To The Other?

Smells like carrots.”

Fin­ished up Sea­son Two of TDTVS this morn­ing. After watch­ing Sea­son 3 just a month ago, it is amaz­ing how much we have for­got­ten. Is Mr. Eko dead? I don’t remem­ber him in Sea­son 3. I know Locke is alive because I remem­ber him. How did Desmond come back? I guess I should have paid atten­tion. Or maybe I’ll just go here and read about them…or maybe go here and watch them.

In spite of the after­noon being sunny and in the upper 60’s we opted for the com­fort of the couch once again. We watched Sea­son 1 Disc 2 of Boston Legal which came from Net­flix on Sat­ur­day. If it weren’t for the US Fig­ure Skat­ing Nation­als on NBC, which Donna is watch­ing, we might have watched the orig­i­nal 1959 3:10 To Yuma which also came in a red enve­lope on Saturday.

We did get the top down for the trip to Hardee’s and the weekly gro­cery trip between TV DVDs. At the store I was look­ing for some­thing dif­fer­ent for my morn­ing snack. Last week was fat free fig new­tons, the week before was gin­ger snaps. When I spot­ted some­thing called Dip­ping Delights I was intrigued. Cheese­cake fla­vored, hmmmm. They are shown on the pack­age being dipped in a glass of milk, prob­a­bly why they got there name. I was sure they would taste OK dry, so I picked up the the bag and checked the nutri­tional info. 90 calo­ries, 6% of your daily value of total fat, 8% of sat­u­rated, 0% trans & cho­les­teral (nat­u­rally) per serv­ing. Not bad, until you look at what the serv­ing size is, 1 cookie! I’m sure the other cus­tomers in the store thought we had lost our minds we laughed so loud.

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5 Down, 1 To Go

Watched Lost Sea­son 2 pretty much all day, discs 3, 4 & 5 or about 8–1/2 hours worth. Sav­ing num­ber six for tomor­row though. We have decided that see­ing as we watched all of Sea­son 3 just a month ago, we prob­a­bly won’t buy that set, right now. Plan is to wait until they are get­ting ready to release Sea­son 4 on DVD and buy #3 then. So end of this year, early next year we will start over again and watch Sea­sons 1, 2, then 3 fol­lowed right up by 4. After that I think we’ll have to go out and buy a new couch, because we will have worn the cov­ers off this one.

The polls have closed here in SC and every­one is say­ing that Obama is the big win­ner, but Donna and I already knew that around 6 o’clock this evening. That is when the phone stopped ring­ing with those auto­mated cam­paign mes­sages, today’s tally at the Bog­a­r­dus house­hold, Barack Obama 6, Hillary Clin­ton 3. There were 3 “unde­cid­eds”, i.e. no mes­sage left. We had planned to get out and vote, but were afraid The Oth­ers might kid­nap us, so we stayed inside.

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Love/Hate Relationship With The Internets

I love the net. It is a vast repos­i­tory for every­thing from dia­monds to dreck. I mainly like it for the rea­son that I don’t have to remem­ber stuff any­more. Brain stor­age space, now at a pre­mium because of age and heavy abuse of mind alter­ing drugs as a teen, does not have to tied up remem­ber that Jon Provost played Timmy Mar­tin on 178 episodes of the TV show Lassie from 1957 to 1964. And things like, “Although it has been the sub­ject of many spoofs and mis­quotes, the one sit­u­a­tion that Timmy never needed sav­ing from in the entire his­tory of the show was falling down a well.” That’s what IMDB is for. If I ever need to know how to change the fuel fil­ter on my car or how many red Miatas were made in 1993, Miata.net will remem­ber it for me. I don’t even have to remem­ber what hap­pens to me any­more, that is what this blog is for.

I hate the net. The main rea­son for that is spam. It is light at the home address because I rarely use it on the net. It is just the oppo­site for my work email. Some­where along the line that address got sold on a CD and I get about a hun­dred pieces of crud every day. For­tu­nately it is stopped before it gets to my inbox by a ser­vice the com­pany sub­scribes to called Pos­tini. I check the MMC’s email and because we have a yahoo.com address 99.9% of what comes in there is the usual replica watches, male enhance­ment and free gift card junk. My gamil account gets a bunch too, 27 so far today, but 26 were caught by Gooogle’s spam filter.

Today I received 2 emails at my gmail account pur­port­edly from eBay about “Item Num­ber: (300192365929) Zulu — scarce Stan­ley Baker signed auto­graph.” Could this be because of my furi­ous bid­ding for Lost: Season2 DVDs on eBay? Doubt it, my reg­is­tered eBay email is still the now defunct brian@mr-miata.com… Both emails con­tained the right let­ters to my gmail address, but did not include the dots in between the let­ters. Do you have a “.” in your gmail address? If so, try send­ing your self a note by leav­ing out the dot. Worked for me.

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Thirteen Times A Charm

At first I didn’t want to spend more than $20 for Sea­son 2 of TDTVS, includ­ing the ship­ping. But after about 4 or 5 fail­ures I upped the ante to $24. Still no luck after two days. Here are the sell­ing prices of the 13 auc­tions I bid in:

$34.00
$30.50
$27.50
$23.01
$26.05
$23.00
$25.51
$25.01
$24.50
$35.00
$31.00
$29.03
$24.49

The last straw was tonight when I made one more attempt. The seller was here in Aiken (might even see about sav­ing the ship­ping cost), but after putting in a bid that took my total to $24.99, I was informed I was already out­bid. Some one already had a max­i­mum bid in that was greater than my offering.

I don’t know what these peo­ple are think­ing? Why buy used? The damn thing is on sale new at Ama­zon for $29.99 with free Super Saver ship­ping!

Not want­ing to wait around for a week wait­ing on the Super Saver ship­ping I nib­bled at their hook for Ama­zon Prime. By try­ing it free for a month I get 2-day ship­ping for free. As soon as I get the DVDs I’ll go ahead and can­cel it. No way I do enough busi­ness with these guys to war­rant $79 a year…

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I Push This Button Every 108 Minutes

I fig­ure if I do, sooner or later I’m going to win an eBay auc­tion for sea­son two of TDTVS.

The Num­bers have not, so far, been picked in either the Power­ball or Mega Mil­lions games. If they did, would they prove to be cursed?

The Emperor got the day off. But we didn’t stay inside all day. About 2:30 we put on our sun­glasses and coats and walked about a mile and a half to a Mar­ble Slab Cream­ery for some ice cream. When I pulled out my ratty wal­let to pay for it my wife sug­gested that maybe we should walk across the street to the Wal­mart. I said OK, but we would have to look in the toy sec­tion for Mia and Tia. The Movie Moments, of which they are part of, must be on the way out because they weren’t in the toy sec­tion, but scat­tered in a cou­ple of fringe aisle ends through­out the store. No cute Miatas to be found.

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Everything Happens For A Reason

We went out for a bagel for break­fast. Right here in Aiken. The MMC did drive to Saluda for break­fast, all 2 cars of them. I guess we weren’t the only ones who decided not to for go a 60 mile drive in the cold rain to eat when there were places closer to home. We then picked up a few items we missed on yesterday’s gro­cery shop­ping trip and spent the rest of the day inside watch­ing the rest of Sea­son 1 of TDTVS.

I was out­bid with 7 hours to go on my first attempt on eBay to buy the sec­ond sea­son. Eigh­teen hours left on try num­ber two. I don’t want to pay more than twenty bucks (with ship­ping) unless I have to.

I’ve been con­sid­ered buy­ing one of the McFarlane’s action fig­ures Series 1 or Series 2 just for the cool lit­tle toss ins. With Hur­ley you get a replica of the win­ning lot­tery ticket. Sun includes a life size recre­ation of an Oceanic board­ing pass and with Kate you get that lit­tle model plane from her child­hood sweetheart.

Yeah, I got it bad. At least I haven’t bought a T-shirt — yet.

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4 8 15 16 23 42 Part II

We are now half way through Disc 5 of Sea­son 1. Fin­ished up with one of my favorite episodes, Num­bers, in which we get some of Hurley’s back story. We find out he won a lot of money play­ing the lotto with num­bers he learned from a fel­low “inmate” at a insane asy­lum (a back story I hope we go back and visit.)

Hur­ley: They’re cursed. You know that, right? The num­bers, they’re cursed.
Rousseau: Num­bers are what brought me here. As it appears they brought you. Since that time I’ve lost every­thing, every­one I cared about. So yes, I sup­pose you’re right. They are cursed.

Hitchcock Woods in DaguerreotypeWe got off our duffs this after­noon and took a walk in the woods, had to be today, because tomor­row they are call­ing for a win­tery mix. The tem­per­a­ture made it into the mid­dle 50’s and made for a pleas­ant walk. I took two whole pic­tures on the walk of a sec­tion of the trail that was full Span­ish Moss. When I got home and down­loaded the images they had a dis­tinct blue tinge. Drat. I had set the white bal­ance to indoors the other day and for­got to set it back. No amount of post pro­cess­ing of the color bal­ance would fix it, so I tossed it through a daguerreo­type filter.

We are sup­posed to go for a drive to Saluda for a break­fast run with the Miata Club early tomor­row morn­ing. There are win­ter weather advi­sories for tomor­row from 7AM to 10PM, so the event may not go off. Donna and I are going to get up in the morn­ing check the weather chan­nel, and depend­ing on the radar pic­ture, will either stay home or go for a drive.

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Here We Go Again

Bad Robot

The Lost Sea­son 1 DVDs came in the mail today.

Weekend Odds And Ends

SimpsonizedI’ve been Simp­sonized!

My Lost discs that I bid vic­to­ri­ously for on eBay will be mailed on Mon­day. They are com­ing from West By God Vir­ginia so they should be here by Thursday.

This morn­ing we finally raked up the last of the dead leaves out of the back­yard. We had ignored the back­yard all fall, always keep­ing the front neat, until ear­lier this week when we got half of it cleaned up and piled in front of the house for the city to pick on Thurs­day. Now the rest will get picked up this com­ing Tues­day. Thats right, more big news from around here, our trash pickup day has been moved from Thurs­day to Tuesday.

When we went to Sub­way for lunch the tem­per­a­ture was 49°, but because it was a short ride we kept the top down. When we stepped out­side after eat­ing and sit­ting a bit it felt cold so we put the top up for the ride home. At home I checked the tem­per­a­ture and it read 51°, go figure.

A lit­tle link action. Last night while blog surf­ing I stum­bled on another blog­ger with a Miata, er MX-5 and added a link to his site. Wel­come Mike who is appar­ently noto­ri­ously nice and from what I’ve read so far he has been nice. I also, with great sad­ness, removed long time read, Will Burn­ham Down The House. After 5 years he is clos­ing down his blog. Too bad, will had an inter­est­ing life and an inter­est­ing take on it. Today a fel­low Club mem­ber wrote ask­ing if I had any clip art depict­ing a woman or girl in a Miata. She was think­ing of mak­ing her own sta­tion­ary. And while I could have sworn I’d seen some­thing almost exactly like that in the past, an inter­net search didn’t turn it up. It did turn up a cou­ple more blog­gers with Miatas that have been added to the blog roll in the side­bar. Wel­come Jon (jcm’s blog) and Ralph (Van City Blue Miata.)

It also turned up a cou­ple odd­i­ties — a female imper­son­ator named Miata, a whole web­site ded­i­cated to sex­ily dressed women get­ting their cars stuck in the mud (video 029 has a Miata) and a Miata Art Car.

I’m think­ing of buy­ing this T-shirt, but wished it came in some­thing other than crap brown

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Totally Lost

LostHe said he was going to put Sea­son 1 Disc 1 in his Net­flix queue to see what I was so hooked on that I would spend two whole days anchored to the couch watching.

Disc 1 arrived Tues­day night, Mark and his wife are now totally Lost. Wednes­day morn­ing at work he cussed me out for get­ting him hooked on the show. The first 4 episodes were just enough to get them addicted and now he couldn’t con­cen­trate on work, all he could think about was watch­ing more. A junkie jonesin’ for a fix. I was slightly jeal­ous as I remem­ber that feeling.

Wednes­day he stopped at a video rental place on the way home and gets the 5 discs left of Sea­son 1 caus­ing him to stay up way past his bed­time watch­ing episodes 5 through 16. Right now Mark and his wife are prob­a­bly fin­ish­ing up Sea­son 1. On his way home from work today he was going to stop and get Sea­son 2 for Sat­ur­day. Right after say­ing that he said, “Nope, prob­a­bly won’t wait that long, Fri­day night.” I’m bet­ting they may start Sea­son 2 tonight…

Mark didn’t think the video place has Sea­son 2 for rent, but he did see them in the used DVD bin for sale. He fig­ures even if he buys them for $5 bucks each ($30 total) he can recoup his losses by sell­ing the set on eBay after watch­ing them.

This led to a quick check of eBay to see how much a sea­son of Lost was going for — $25–30. Hey, here’s an auc­tion Sea­son 1 that ends in forty min­utes with a high bid of $16.49. I said I’d pay that much for it. Mark goaded me on, so I bid $17. Wouldn’t you know it, I won, so now I have Sea­son 1 of Lost on the way for rewatching.

Maybe I’ll pay Mark $20 for Sea­son 2 if he ends up buy­ing it…

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Lost Laptop In Space

Dharma LaptopA friend (Hi Rae!) got a new note­book for Christ­mas, a nice Ruby Red Insp­iron and when I saw it I was very jeal­ous, it made my 2-year old lap­top look down right dowdy. I con­sid­ered paint­ing the sil­ver lid with some of the Gar­net Red in a can I have left over, so it would match the Emperor. That seemed like an awful lot of trou­ble. I decided to take the easy way out — a Pixel Decal lap­top skin.

I didn’t think I would watch all 29 episodes in Sea­son 1, but I thought would make it past 15 min­utes of the un-aired pilot. I have lit­tle mem­ory of watch­ing Lost in Space when it orig­i­nally aired. I do remem­ber hav­ing a crush on Penny though, as she and I were roughly the same age. And I do remem­ber Dr. Smith always call­ing the robot names like, “You bum­bling bubble-headed buf­foon.” Nei­ther of those two char­ac­ters were in the un-aired pilot. We almost turned it off at about 10 min­utes in as the mete­ors that that sent the Jupiter II (called the Gem­ini XII here) off course turned out to be eas­ily rec­og­niz­able as wadded up alu­minum foil. What finally made me hit the eject but­ton was the 1–2 com­bi­na­tion of ter­ri­ble act­ing by Mark God­dard as Pro­fes­sor Don West and Guy Williams as Cap­tain James Robin­son when they tried to give the impres­sion they were bat­tling high winds on a moun­tain top fol­lowed by the “giant” one-eyed mon­ster that showed up in forced per­spec­tive dressed in an out­fit made of squares of burlap bags. Couldn’t take the cheese anymore.

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Deny Crane. Denny Crane. Denny Crane.

So as to make episodes of House not seem so rep­e­ti­tious we have decided to inter space those DVDs with episodes some dif­fer­ent TV shows. First up was Disc 1 — Season1 of Boston Legal. We watched 15 min­utes of the first episode, Head Cases, and turned it off. Too quirky.

We were sit­ting in the liv­ing room eat­ing din­ner off the cof­fee table. Popped the DVD out and surfed for enter­tain­ment. Couldn’t find any­thing else on the tube to watch, so Donna sug­gested try­ing to watch some more of Boston Legal. I said OK, and put the disc back in and started at episode 2, Still Crazy After All These Years. I don’t know if this episode was less quirky or we rec­og­nized guest star Eliz­a­beth Mitchell from Sea­son 3 of TDTVS and liked her, but what­ever rea­son, we hung with it. We then watched episodes three and four to fin­ish off the disc.

I’ve added the rest of Sea­son 1 to the TV queue. Thanks for the sug­ges­tion D.J.

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Miss Me Last Night?

Not Penny's BoatSorry, I got Lost, lit­er­ally.

That’s right, Sea­son 3 of TDTVS came out on DVD last Tues­day and we main­lined all 23 episodes and most of the extras on the 7th disc yes­ter­day and today, with only brief breaks for eat­ing and sleep­ing. Yes­ter­day I was the only one to leave the house and that was just to the end of the dri­ve­way to check the mail. The Emperor sat in the garage from Thurs­day after work until today at 1:30PM when the both of us went out to lunch, but within an hour we were back home on the couch watch­ing the final 2 discs.

Not only do we still have For­bid­den Planet and the 3 Bourne movies to watch, but yesterday’s mail brought my 4 disc 25th Anniver­sary Bladerun­ner set and a wild­card, a mashup of The Wiz­ard of OZ and Pink Floyd’s Dark Side of the Moon — Dark Side Of The Rain­bow.

Sorry, can’t stay long, I have to go fin­ish watch­ing Dan­ger­ous Days.

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18–24

Host­Ga­tor is it. Signed up this after­noon and mr-miata.net is live. Of course it leads right back here for now. Just have to upload Word­Press, export the data­base here, upload it there and I’ll up up there. This site will redi­rect to the new home as long as it takes for the chow­der­heads over at ssWeb­Host to fig­ure out they aren’t get­ting paid anymore.

From 5 PM until about 9:30 PM we were glued to the TV watch­ing the last 6 episodes of Sea­son 2 of TDTVS. After see­ing it through to the end I have come to the con­clu­sion that it is either the most clever bit of TV ever con­ceived or I’m as stu­pid as I look. I have vowed not to watch sea­son 3 on it’s reg­u­lar night or even when the next set of DVDs come out. I’m through being lost…right after I watch all the sea­son two extras on disc #7. ;)

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Weekend Update

First the good news: We are fin­ished with Phase Three of Donna’s breast can­cer treat­ment, Fri­day was #33 and her final radi­a­tion treat­ment. Lumpec­tomy, chemo and radi­a­tion are done. Now we are on to the pre­ven­ta­tive process. Because her can­cer was ER+ she will be tak­ing a drug called tamox­ifen for 5 years to help pre­vent any recurrence.

Now to the mediocre news: We only made it through 18 of 24 episodes of TDTVS, AKA Lost: Sea­son 2. Some of the sit­u­a­tions and hap­pen­ings are just too weird. But mostly what keeps us com­ing back is the humor, espe­cially Sawyer’s irrev­er­ent and on tar­get nick­names for the rest of the sur­vivors. It seems as if some of the back-story we are get­ting is mostly rehash­ing of last years back-story with a touch of new stuff added to make the character’s sto­ries meld together with strange coin­ci­dences, how their lives inter­acted in the past with­out them know­ing about it.

Then the bad news: Two help desk tick­ets, two sep­a­rate emails and even two phone calls have got­ten me any­where with my cur­rent web host, ssWeb­Host, so I’ll be mov­ing to the .net address soon. The first ticket actu­ally prompted a dia­log. They said that I should let them know and they’d send me a link to where I could set up my new credit card. I responded that they should send it to me. 4 days later I still hadn’t heard back so I tacked on another mes­sage to the ticket ask­ing again. After a week of no replies, I opened a sep­a­rate ticket ask­ing for way to change my billing info. I fig­ured the new one would pop up on their radar. Nope.

I emailed the billing depart­ment of the web host. Silence. OK, let’s try email­ing their sup­port address. All I heard back was the white noise of pack­ets zip­ping by my node.

Hid­den in a dark cor­ner of ssWebHost’s web page was a con­tact phone num­ber, Fri­day I gave them a call. After an unusu­ally long time the phone started to ring with a very strange sound. I knew I wasn’t call­ing Kansas. After about 7 rings an auto­mated voice mail sys­tem kicked in. It was not Eng­lish, could have been Russ­ian or some other mid­dle Euro­pean lan­guage. Hav­ing dealt with enough of these type things I fig­ured if I hit the #2 on the phone I might get another lan­guage and if I was lucky it might be Eng­lish. Nope. Maybe I mis­di­aled. The sec­ond time I had the same pause as before, but this time instead of the funny ring I was disconnected.

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The Lost Weekend

LostStar­ring Brian Bog­a­r­dus as Don Bir­nam and intro­duc­ing Donna Bog­a­r­dus as Helen St. James.

We went to the video store this evening and spent $25 rent­ing all 7 DVDs of TDTVS. Twice.

The first time we went into the store and found the TV sec­tion where they had the Lost discs all lined up. I grabbed the first three think­ing that would be enough to keep us busy for a while. Donna said, “No get all of them.” Checked out all seven and came home. Donna took a quick nap and about 5:30 we thought we would start our marathon. Each disc has 4 episodes and each episode lasts about 42 min­utes, so we fig­ured we would watch one disc tonight leav­ing 3 for Sat­ur­day and 3 for Sun­day. When I opened up the case for disc one, I real­ized it was a Sea­son One disc. WTF? All of them were Sea­son One…

We didn’t pay atten­tion in the store, we just fig­ured that the sec­ond season’s stuff would right up front because it just came out on Tues­day. Nope. Donna called the store up and asked if they had Sea­son Two in stock. They did. She asked them to put the whole set aside for and we would be in later to get them.

As we were check­ing out we asked for the “Stu­pid Renters Dis­count” and explained what we had done. The man­ager was there and had the clerk call up our account. She could see we had picked out 7 DVDs just two hours before and took pity on us. She did a swap thing and we didn’t have to pay for them the sec­ond time. Nice.

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Lost

No, not TDTVS, but First Daugh­ter.

I put this movie in the rental queue at the behest of my lovely wife. I’m not exactly sure what prompted her to want this movie (maybe because it starred the future Mrs. Tom Cruise,) which is fine because some­times I’m not sure where I get the idea to add a movie either. The disc showed up in Saturday’s mail and we decided to watch it that evening. We endured about 25 min­utes of it before hit­ting the eject button.

It went back in the mail to Net­flix on Mon­day. It still hasn’t arrived back at movie cen­tral, so tonight I reported it miss­ing. They say they for­give an occa­sional miss­ing disc, but if you pass a cer­tain level they might can­cel your mem­ber­ship. I just hope they don’t think I liked the movie so much that I decided to keep it, I don’t need that kind of reputation.

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The Loud Thud You Heard

Was me crash­ing down from 40,000′ just like Oceanic Flight 815 (Sid­ney to LA.)

Last night was a new episode of TDTVS and true to my deci­sion, I didn’t watch it. I was going to wait until Sep­tem­ber and watch the DVD of Sea­son 2 in it’s entirety. Donna, who has less will power, watched it in the other room, while I wasted time on the inter­net with Radio Par­adise play­ing softly in the back­ground to mask any dia­log leakage.

I’m not say­ing I’ve been a saint all this time either, I have pumped co-workers for a few details of what has been hap­pen­ing and I have peeked at a few screen cap­tures from Season2 on some fan sites.

After talk­ing with one friend/fan at work dur­ing break this after­noon, I fell off the wagon. I spent the next 45 min­utes read­ing the syn­op­sis of the first 12 episodes of Sea­son 2 on the offi­cial ABC site.

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TDTVS

That Damn TV Show Thurs­day we watched 2 0f the 4 episodes on disc 5. Fri­day night from 6 until 11:30 we watched the last 2 on #5 and all 4 episodes on disc #6. Last night we watched nearly every tid­bit crammed onto disc 7.

Now that we have fin­ished main­lin­ing Sea­son 1, what? They are about halfway through Sea­son 2, should we jump in now and wait until sum­mer to see the first 11 shows to catch up on the back story? Wait until sum­mer and hope they run the repeats in orig­i­nal order? Or wait until Sep­tem­ber to rent the Sea­son 2 DVDs and watch them for­go­ing Sea­son 3 until it’s DVDs in Sep­tem­ber 2007 and so on? Or down­load the tor­rents and watch the ear­lier Sea­son 2 episodes on the PC?

I can’t just join the show mid stream. We did the one sea­son behind thing with the Sopra­nos, but that was easy because there was no temp­ta­tion because we didn’t HBO. With Lost on ABC there will be that allure on Wednes­day night to check how things are going on the island. I tried to use a cou­ple of Bit­tor­rent clients, but even with my high-speed con­nec­tion it was going to take more than a day, then what if what you got wasn’t playable?

My vote is to wait. Donna will prob­a­bly want to start watch­ing episode 12 of season2 this Wednes­day. Fam­ily cri­sis in the mak­ing. This may be more of a mar­riage sta­bil­ity test than doing a Time/Speed/Distance Rally in the Miata.

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4 8 15 16 23 42

4 8 15 16 23 42The Power­ball Lot­tery is worth like a hun­dred eighty mil­lion bucks. I think I could quit my job with that kind of money.

Donna and I have our ticket, we bought a quick pick a cou­ple weeks ago with 10 plays, so it is good until the 25th of this month. For the three draws we have been through since we bought the ticket, we have not had a sin­gle num­ber match any­where. Maybe tonight’s the night. If I stop post­ing here after tonight, check the Power­ball site to see if the win­ning num­bers were 1 39 40 42 47 17, that’ll explain it.

Once the jack­pot climbs over a 120 mil­lion or so there is a guy at work that goes around and col­lects from a group of us so we can increase our odds slightly. It started out with about a half dozen folks play­ing, but the num­ber has grown to nearly 30. After all, once you have played once, you can’t get back out, how would you feel if 25 of your co-workers walked in and told the boss to take his job and shove it while you had to stay behind because you wouldn’t cough up a measly buck? So I have about 30 more chances on those tick­ets for tonight.

Because of my cur­rent obscen­sion with the TV show “Lost” I gave a brief thought to play­ing the num­bers 4 8 15 16 23 42, but decided against it after what hap­pens to Hur­ley when he won over a $150 mil­lion using them.

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Totally %@&#ing Lost

Totally %@&#ing LostToday was a total loss on the out­door front. The rain started about sun up and didn’t quit until late after­noon. So the planned bike ride or hike in the woods will have to wait until next weekend.

I scanned some more images from the Big Box of Mor­ri­son Mem­o­ries this morn­ing. By show of hands, how many of you have a pic­ture just like this from your child­hood? There was no date on the photo, but from the looks of the kids, that’s Donna sec­ond from the bot­tom, she is think­ing 1961 or 1962.

After going out for lunch and a stop at the super­mar­ket to pick up a few of the missed items from yesterday’s major shop­ping expe­di­tion, we went some­where we haven’t been for over 6 years, Block­buster. They didn’t have what we wanted. So we dou­bled back and went into Movie Gallery, where we stopped going when Block­buster came to town about 9 years ago. We grabbed the two DVD cases we wanted and went to the check­out. My name was still in their files, but that was it. Every other bit of info had to be re-entered. Once that was fin­ished, ready to go, the clerk informed us that these were just the empty dis­play cases, she needed the box with the DVD behind them. They weren’t on the shelf. Damn, they were already checked out. Dis­ap­pointed we headed home for a dull after­noon inside the house. Part way home I made an unex­pected right turn, I remem­bered the other Movie Gallery on the south­side of town. We had never even been in this store before. At first we couldn’t even find what we wanted, but then there they were, behind the dis­play cases were rent-able DVDs. Grin­ning from ear to ear, I handed the girl behind the counter my license and a credit card so I could open an account. We politely looked like we were lis­ten­ing to her spiel of the rules. We smiled attentive-like at her sales pitch for a rental gift card thing that could be had for $17.95 and was worth $24.95 before bolt­ing for the door. We didn’t even feel the cool misty rain as we skipped back to the car.

Clutched in my hands were Sea­son 1: Disc 3 & 4 of “Lost.”

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Lost 35,000 Miles From Home

On the way to din­ner out tonight the Emperor notched over the the 35,000 mile mark. Donna and I meet with two other cou­ples for a meet­ing of the Fine Din­ing Round-table, a Boolean Sub­set of the MMC. We recon­vened after a long hol­i­day break at the last place we met back in Octo­ber, Rae’s Coastal Cafe.

While tonight’s meal was good it didn’t live up to either October’s fest or our mem­ory of it. Donna’s twin lob­ster tails were large and tasty, but my Cajun floun­der, off the “spe­cials” menu, was not that great. I’m think­ing that maybe Chef Papou must have had the night off. The only thing that saved it was I spread some of the hot sauce that came with John’s Jerk Chicken Meal.

About 12:30 this after­noon the postal deliv­ery per­son filled our mail­box with a bunch of char­i­ta­ble come ons and Sea­son 1: Disc 2 of “Lost.” We spent the next 3–1/2 hours of a beau­ti­ful sunny warm Jan­u­ary after­noon inside on the couch riv­eted by the escapades of 46 indi­vid­u­als stranded on a uncharted Pacific isle.

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Now I’m Lost

Totally lost! One of my wife’s co-workers talked her into want­ing to see “Lost.” I heard the buzz about the show last year, but I’m not into TV much any­more, so I never watched it. I added Sea­son 1: Disc 1 to the Net­flix queue and it arrived today.

So instead of watch­ing Rachel Ray cook on “30 Minute Meals” as usual with sup­per, we watched part one of the pilot episode. A cou­ple of leaps of faith were required right in the begin­ing, besides the whole plunge from 40,000 feet and liv­ing part, but it wasn’t too bad. So we watched part two, then the next episode and the next. Before you know it we were through the whole DVD. Helps that each episode is only 40 min­utes long with­out the com­mer­cials. So now if you look at my rental queue to the right, you will see the rest of the “Lost” discs in a row.

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