Sturgeon’s Law

Ninety per­cent of every­thing is crap.


Derived from a quote by sci­ence fic­tion author Theodore Stur­geon, who once said, “Sure, 90% of sci­ence fic­tion is crud. That’s because 90% of every­thing is crud.” Oddly, when Sturgeon’s Law is cited, the final word is almost invari­ably changed to ‘crap’.

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Frustration

While return­ing from Hen­der­son­ville on Sat­ur­day after­noon I wit­nessed the true def­i­n­i­tion of frustration.

We were zip­ping along south on I-26 some­where south of Spar­tan­burg with Donna at the wheel and me watch­ing the world go by at 70 MPH. Up ahead I could see three turkey buz­zards right on the edge of the shoul­der mov­ing back and forth towards the road. One would take a cou­ple steps towards the right lane and then quickly hop back. Then another would do the same thing. When we got right next to them I could see what was going on. There was a small piece of road­kill about 2 feet into the right lane and after a car passed, one bird would take a few steps towards what it con­sid­ers food, he would get about 5 feet from a tasty morsel, then another car would approach mak­ing it hop back to safety. Trou­ble was, traf­fic was fairly light and there were sin­gle cars in the right lane spaced evenly about 200′-300′ apart, so there was never enough time to get a nib­ble safely.

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Yo Saf Bridge Returns To Space

After a stint as a con woman that was a pain in the side of the crew of the Fire­fly a cou­ple of times in the early 26th cen­tury and recently seen stuck on Madi­son Ave, Earth in the mid­dle 20th cen­tury on TDTVS2, Christina Hen­dricks returns to the ‘Verse some­time in the far future where space travel costs an arm and a leg, lit­er­ally, as an android in a music video from Bro­ken Bells.

The Emperor got a well deserved bath after work today.

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Network Weasels

Last week I received this email:

Peri­odic audits by IT indi­cate that you have Mozilla Fire­fox soft­ware installed on your com­puter. Unfor­tu­nately this is not Emer­son approved soft­ware and must be removed. John Smith* (our in house colat­eral duty IT guy) will sched­ule a time for removal of this software.

*his actual name

The best I can fig­ure out the rea­son they wanted Fire­fox off is they couldn’t fig­ure a way to pre­vent folks from view­ing embed­ded video on web sites with it like they can with IE. So now I was stuck look­ing at annoy­ing ads when going to web­sites and­hav­ing to dimiss a sev­eral warn­ing dia­log boxes that a web­site was try­ing to con­nect to the intranet that was never a prob­lem with Firefox.

I thought maybe just leav­ing a thumb­drive with Fire­fox Portable installed on it was push­ing the lim­its, so I tried Chrome Portable. Chrome may be the fastest browser, but it was pig slow off a thumb­drive, so I gave up after 3 days. Now I just live with Inter­net Explorer…

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Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 10/24/08: 664

Round Numbers?

After we fin­ished caching on Memo­r­ial Day we had a total of 444 finds. I felt that that total was per­fect and if we never found another cache I would be happy. Four hun­dred and forty four seemed like a nice round, even, per­haps cir­cu­lar num­ber. Donna thought oth­er­wise, she was dis­ap­pointed that we had a DNF, and felt that 445 would be a “rounder num­ber.” After the MMC meet­ing on Thurs­day there was a cache one block away, so we went over and found it giv­ing us 445.

This morn­ing we went for a bike ride to pay the bills (elec­tric, water & cable) with a stop at the Atlanta read Com­pany for break­fast after. When we got home it was only 8:30 and a bit too early to cocoon for the rest of the day, so we grabbed the GPSr and hit the road. We picked up 5 caches tak­ing us to 450, a num­ber we both agree is a round number.

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Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 10/24/08: 669

Christmas In June

We went out for a drive to check on a geo­cache that some­one DNF’d the other day. Ordi­nar­ily we wouldn’t worry about a sin­gle DNF, but this cacher had over a thou­sand finds and although the cache con­tainer is bison tube, it is hang­ing under one of the eyes of a For­est Face!

About 5 min­utes into the drive with radio down low I could swear I heard Christ­mas music. Turn­ing up the vol­ume resulted in con­fir­ma­tion, Here Comes Santa Claus was play­ing. I’ve talked about the Emperor’s music deliv­ery sys­tem here before, but for sake of my numer­ous new read­ers, music in the Miata comes from a 10 disc CD changer that plays MP3s and now that we were lis­ten­ing to Yule­tide Tunes again it meant that it has taken over 5 months to lis­ten to the other 9 CDs (or approx­i­mately 1700 songs.)

Maybe time to swap out for new CDs, or I could just leave them in there and the Christ­mas music might next roll around right on time for the season…

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New Phone

Well it is not really new any­more, we’ve had it for over a month, I’ve just never got around to writ­ing about it, ’til now.

We’ve had a pay as you go cell phone from AT&T for some time now (it was still Cin­gu­lar when we got it.) While we were gen­uinely happy with it, it was quite small and for those of us who grew up when phones had dials, phone num­bers that started with words for the inter­change and big hand­sets we never got used to not hav­ing the mouth­piece any­where near our mouths.

Plus, when­ever it would get dumped into Donna’s purse when on, it would come out with a dis­play full of ran­dom num­bers and we were afraid it might acci­den­tally call some­one in Kenya. The keys would get pressed from the phone being jum­bled around inside there. It did have a key lock func­tion and we tried using it, but it was more of a has­sle before we were always for­get­ting to unlock the phone before try­ing to dial someone.

The solu­tion to both those issues was to get a larger flip phone, but for pay as you go cus­tomers there is no phone upgrade path. I hunted and hunted around on the AT&T web­site and couldn’t find any way to do it. I then called their cus­tomer ser­vice and was told that it just couldn’t be done.

This time when we got down to zero min­utes on the phone we thought, what the heck, there are only like 2 dozen peo­ple who know our cell phone num­ber any­way, why not just but a new pay as you go phone with a new num­ber? So we picked out a $50 flip phone (Sam­sung A167) that came with $30 worth of air time.

When the new phone arrived there was a large bright yel­low sticker on it that says some­thing to the effect, “ATTENTION AT&T cus­tomers just trans­fer the SIM card from your old phone to this one.” Cool, maybe that will work for me. I plugged the old SIM card in the new phone, turned it on and noth­ing hap­pened. Not actu­ally noth­ing, the screen dis­played a line of text that roughly implied, “Sorry Sucker.” Sigh.

So I took out that SIM and put in the one that came with the new phone and went online to the AT&T site and reg­is­tered the new phone with the same con­tact info as the old phone and waited. It was sup­posed to take 30–45 min­utes for the $30 air­time to get cred­ited to my new account.

After an hour I checked to see if the min­utes were there and they weren’t. For the heck of it I logged into the old phone’s account and what do you know there was $30 worth of air­time! So now we have and old phone we don’t want to use with big min­utes and a new phone we want to use that has zero minutes.

Ever the tin­ker, I take the new SIM card and put it in the old phone. Turned on the phone and it works, no min­utes to really test it, but when I check the Own Num­ber in the phone’s menu it reads the new num­ber. So I put the old SIM in the new phone and it works! In spite of every­one say­ing it can’t be done, it was, I have suc­cess­fully upgraded my AT&T pay as you go phone.

Now if I only hadn’t erased the con­tacts of the old SIM in the process of look­ing to donate it to Cell Phones for Sol­diers

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Decimal Steps

Sum­mer is here in Aiken, SC. This week­end the tem­per­a­tures were sup­posed to hit the upper 90s, maybe even break the cen­tury mark, so ear­lier in last week Donna and I planned a week­end get­away into the state’s north­west cor­ner where it is moun­tain­ous and cooler, plus we could fin­ish up those final 2 coun­ties and 3 DeLorme pages for those geo­caching challenges.

As the week­end approached, like all good sailors, we kept a weather eye out on what was in store for north­west­ern South Car­olina. It looked like there was not much relief to be had up there, maybe 4 or 5 degrees cooler with just as much a chance of after­noon show­ers, so on Fri­day after­noon we decided to save the cou­ple hun­dred bucks (and I’d forgo hav­ing cin­na­mon buns for break­fast) by stay­ing home.

Sat­ur­day morn­ing we went for a bike ride and gro­cery shopped return­ing home by 9:00AM and not leav­ing the house again except for my trip to the mail­box to pick up the lat­est Red Enve­lope full of Law & Order: Sea­son 1. Amaz­ing who has popped up so far in guest star­ring roles; Samuel L. Jack­son in a brief bit as a defense attor­ney, Philip Sey­mour Hoff­man in his first cred­ited role as an accused rapist, the future Lt. Van Buren, S. Epatha Merk­er­son, as a mother of a mis­tak­enly shot child and TDTVS’s Harold Per­rineau as a young drug dealer.

Sun­day we stayed out­side a lit­tle later, through lunchtime (although the top was up for the last cou­ple of hours) doing some geo­caching. We headed over to North Augusta to search for some on the Green­way, an old aban­doned rail­way bed now paved over into a biking/walking trail. We started at one end and after we found one right near the begin­ning, we were quickly dis­tracted by a cache down by the river, which led to a cou­ple in a new park around some old ponds, which then again led to a new sec­tion of the Green­way which par­al­lels real close to the Savan­nah River and we never really made it to the actual Green­way Greenway.

With our t-shirts soaked with sweat, look­ing like Jack & Kate after a trip into the island jun­gle, we called it quits and headed back to the car with 8 finds. Real­iz­ing that put us at 458 total Donna said we need two more to make it an “even” four hun­dred and sixty. We snagged one in a small park out­side the Green­way entrance that we had DNF’d a cou­ple of weeks ago then another in a park that we have passed a hun­dred times and never been in. When I got home and logged that last one I noticed that there was a sec­ond one in that park as well. Good thing we didn’t real­ized that at the time, because if we found it, we prob­a­bly would have had to find 9 more to make the total even again…

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Storm Brewing

You’ve Got Mail!

Between Fri­day at 6:00AM and Mon­day at 6:00AM I received 171 pieces of Spam at my work email address. 165 of them were caught by the company’s spam gau­r­dian Pos­tini, 4 ended up in the junk mail folder thanks to Out­look and 2 made it suc­cess­fully into my inbox.

Here are my favorite sub­ject lines that sound dirty, but prob­a­bly aren’t:
Do it please from jyfyfiemu5227@tpnet.pl received at 7:47 am on Fri­day
You don’t have to take bald lying down from Pamela@b2happycinq.info received at 1:47 am on Sat­ur­day
Become a Multi-Lingual Mas­ter! from info@andlerig.com received at 3:21 pm on Sunday

Biggest vol­ume sub­ject lines:
On Fri­day with 9 — FIFA World Cup South Africa… bad news
On Sat­ur­day with 7 — Angelina Jolie invited you to join Face­book…
On Sun­day with 6 — asco.com account noti­fi­ca­tion (our old emal server domain)

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2:30AM

I’ve been lis­ten­ing SKY.fm’s Solo Piano Chan­nel as my back­ground music at work recently and as the name inplies it is just piano music, no vocals, no noth­ing else. Most of the time it is just what I like have going, but occas­sion­ally there will be a song played that stands out, both in a bad way and in a good way. As a bad exam­ple, try Rain­bow Con­nec­tion played at about half the pace as Ker­mit singing in the first Mup­pet movie. For a good exam­ple try 2:30AM by Tom Grant (a 30 sec­ond snippet.)

When I first heard that song I felt I had heard it some­where before. After burn­ing up numer­ous brain cells try­ing to come up with it, I finally did. There was a small scene in the 1996 movie The Fab­u­lous Baker Boys (prob­a­bly most famously reme­bered for Michele Pfeif­fer singing “Mak­ing Whoopee” atop a grand piano in a short red dress) where she comes down to the ball­room early one morn­ing at the resort and Jeff Bridges is qui­etly play­ing a jazz tune, right there that’s the song.

At least I was sure I did. Dave Grusin was respon­s­able for the sound­track and there is no men­tion 2:30AM in any­place I looked on the web. The Tom Grant tune came out on an album released in 2003, so was Tom influ­enced by the tune in the movie? Or maybe I have mis­re­mem­bered and the songs are noth­ing alike. I own the DVD of the movie, I guess I’ll have to pop it in the player and find that scene.

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109,000 Conversations

Thurs­day morn­ing on the way to work the Emperor blinked past the 109,000 mile mark.

Thurs­day night I was sur­rounded by 109,000 con­ver­sa­tions from a cou­ple thou­sand peo­ple. There is that old joke about going to a fight and a hockey game break­ing out, well a half dozen of us from the MMC went to a beer bash and a base­ball game broke out. It was Thirsty Thurs­day and small beers were just a buck and a huge chunk of the crowd took advan­tage of the offer. Donna and I bailed after seven innings to ensure we beat the ine­bri­ated to the roads.

Today we threw about 109,000 pieces of candy to folks along a parade loop in Tren­ton for the 40th Annual Ridge Peach Festival.

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Gorram Batteries

While wait­ing on the meet up with the MMC for break­fast yes­ter­day and the trip to Tren­ton to be in the Ridge Peach Fes­ti­val Parade we thought we would snag a nearby cache. Because this was the only cache we were going to do that day we had brought just the GPSr and the old Pocket PC. Wouldn’t you know it the bat­ter­ies were dead in the GPSr. Being to cheap to go to the nearby gas sta­tion and pay for some AAs we used our geosense and the clue from the notes on the iPAq to come up with the find.

This morn­ing we headed over to North Augusta again with the express pur­pose of geo­caching along the Gree­neway again, so we brought the whole kit (includ­ing loads of fresh bat­ter­ies.) I even turned on the GPSr before we left home. So wouldn’t you know it, when we got over to NA and started look­ing for caches the iPaq we use for notes wouldn’t turn on. An attempt at reboot was no help, some­time between yes­ter­day and today its bat­tery had run down! We attempted 4 caches by using just the ±20′ coords from the GPSr and our geosenses and came up with 2. Not bad, but not Jedi Mas­ter mate­r­ial yet.

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Fried Chicken

Our teacher asked us what our favorite ani­mal was, and I said, “Fried chicken.”

She said I wasn’t funny, but she couldn’t have been right, ‘cause every­one else in the class laughed.

My par­ents told me to always be truth­ful and hon­est, and I am. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.

I told my dad what hap­pened, and he said my teacher was prob­a­bly a mem­ber of PETA. He said they love ani­mals very much. I do, too … espe­cially chicken, pork and beef.

Any­way, my teacher sent me to the principal’s office. I told him what hap­pened, and he laughed too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live ani­mal was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, just like she’d asked the other chil­dren. So I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken. She sent me back to the principal’s office again. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

I don’t under­stand. My par­ents taught me to be hon­est, but my teacher doesn’t like it when I am.

Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous per­son we admire most. I told her, “Colonel Sanders.”

Guess where I am now…

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Me & the Tin Man

There is a build­ing along the north­west­ern sec­tion of Our Fair City’s bypass that started life as a hard­ware store. That lasted maybe a cou­ple of years and then an auto parts store moved in. It lasted maybe a year. It sat empty for a while before becom­ing an auto paint store which I bet didn’t last 6 months. It has sat empty for a half dozen years since, prob­a­bly because no one else wanted to take a chance of their new busi­ness only last­ing 3 months…

I don’t don’t know when this tin man showed up, but it seems like it might have been there since the very begin­ning. It looks like the per­fect place for a geo­cache, so this morn­ing Donna and hopped on the tan­dem to ride over and check it out, plus grab some break­fast at the some­what nearby Dunkin’ Donuts. We ended up rid­ing for a total of 15 miles.

After the bike ride we hopped in the Emperor and picked up a cou­ple items at Lowes, a few things at Wal­mart and did our weekly gro­cery shop­ping at Krogers. Tonight we made a return dri­ving trip to Lowes for some­thing com­pletely dif­fer­ent and had din­ner out at Chik-fil-A. With all that dri­ving I think we might have equaled the mileage cov­ered via bicy­cle in the morning.

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Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 10/24/08: 703

Bread Crumbs

While out caching in Sep­tem­ber one of our finds was called Bread Crumbs #2. I knew it was part of a series of caches from my read­ing of the description:

I designed the Bread Crumbs series #1–6 to lead cachers from North Augusta to Green­wood or Green­wood to North Augusta. In either loca­tion there are many very good caches that you can goto once you have reached which ever city you are head­ing for. On each con­tainer you will find clues for two fin­ish­ing caches. One is in North Augusta the other is in Green­wood. you must com­plete the series # 1–6 in order to find either final cache. Also don’t for­get my other two caches that i have along this route. One is “In the mid­dle of nowhere”(GC1MH7R) the other is “Cachers Dash # 1″(GC1N1GB) which is another series of caches i have that leads you to a 5 stage multi cache. Good luck.…kaboyd

So I alertly wrote down the snip­pet of coor­di­nates that were on the cover of the con­tainer. Donna and I put it on our wish list to do the series in the future. The future turned out to be 2 months later in Novem­ber. We started at Crumb #1 near Exit #1 of I-20 in North Augusta and worked our way to Green­wood. We skipped #2 because we already had that one in the bag. Each hide was well thought out with an nice spot for park­ing and it was just far enough into the woods so you wouldn’t be seen while you hunted. All the con­tain­ers were the same, so you knew what to look for, and the route was 2-lane through almost entirely unde­vel­oped land. The only one that gave us any prob­lem was #6, it was slightly over 40′ from where our GPSr said GZ was, but once we had it we had all we needed to find the two final caches.

The Green­wood final cache was right up the street in a lit­tle park. As I turned into the park­ing area it was jam full of cars and loads peo­ple milling about. There was some sort of soc­cer game going on, so we opted to not even try. I backed up out of the lot and we came home, fig­ur­ing we would come back in the future. The future turned out to be 2 months later in Jan­u­ary. It was a sunny New Years Day, so we took a nice lit­tle top down drive back to Green­wood hop­ing there would not be a soc­cer game going. Turns out the place was deserted. Cool. About 400′ into the woods we found the cache. It was an odd look­ing con­tainer, almost looked like a minia­ture ships wheel with a screw off center.

We signed the log and left behind a cou­ple of small trade items. Felt kind of weird find­ing a cache and not get­ting to log it as a find. I had searched Geocaching.com for the key words “bread crumbs”, but noth­ing came up in our area besides the num­bers 1 through 6. And even though we wouldn’t get “credit” for either, we decided to do the North Augusta final in the future.

Last week while research­ing caches to do along the North Augusta Green­way, I found one at the far end from where we have been look­ing called, End of the trail ‘North Augusta’, and the descrip­tion read:

The above coor­di­nates are bogus.This is an unusual look­ing con­tainer that con­tains a log but byop. It is big enough for a few trade items (small) Also it is in the woods so be careful.

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This is the North Augusta end cache for my bread crumbs series # 1–6. You need the clues from each of the con­tain­ers in that series to hunt this cache and the one in Greenwood.

HUH!?!? So I searched in Green­wood for some­thing called End of the trail and sure enough there is the other one.… You do get credit for find­ing the final caches in the Bread Crumb series. We’ve been robbed! We have more finds than we thunk! We had a good idea on where to look for the final caches to see what date we had signed them, so we could log the finds on the web site, but knew there was no way we could find them again in a patch of woods with­out the actual coor­di­nates. Trou­ble was after we found the two finals we tossed out the coor­di­nates, so we will have to do #1 through #6 all over again.

Guess what we did today? Right. We set the alarm for early, ate break­fast and started out fol­low­ing bread crumbs. They were not too dif­fi­cult to find the first time though and this time we made short work of locat­ing each con­tainer. Park, walk a hun­dred feet into the woods, open the lid, grab the coor­di­nate snip­pet and on to the next. We found a fly in the oint­ment at #3 though, the bonus cache coor­di­nates were faded beyond recog­ni­tion. The only thing I could make out was that they were for North Augusta, so we con­tin­ued on to Green­wood, fig­ur­ing we would worry about that lit­tle prob­lem in the future.

There was no soc­cer game at the Green­wood park and after a spi­der web bust­ing walk, we found the odd shaped con­tainer for the sec­ond time in 6 months. We opened it up and see­ing as there was a new log, mean­ing no proof we had actu­ally been here back in Jan­u­ary, I went ahead and signed it. I’ll go online later today and log the now offi­cial find of the End of the trail ‘Green­wood’.

Because it was still early, we went over to Greenwood’s Rail to Trail where there was a series of 6 caches to look for. We started at the high num­bered end and found #6, DNF’d #5, found #4, 3 & 2 before the com­bi­na­tion of the heat, the dis­tance left to #1 and the fact that 4 of the last 6 folks to look for it came up empty caused us to turn around and head back to the car. On the way back by we made another pass at #5 and couldn’t find it again.

Because it was such a pretty top down drive up, we drove back home via the same Bread Crumb route, but this time we had the top up and the air con­di­tioner blast­ing. Donna wanted to try the North Augusta final next week­end, but I talked her into giv­ing it try today so we could cross this series of that wish list. Bad move. It was now past 11:00 AM and it was prob­a­bly above 90° and even though the North Augusta Green­way was still shaded, there was no breeze and the humid­ity was just as high as the tem­per­a­ture. We didn’t have the whole set of coor­di­nates because of the faded Bread Crumb #3, but because both Donna and I remem­ber find­ing the North Augusta final before, we fig­ured we could spot the trail we thought it was off of and work it out. Using the trail, the degrees and the dec­i­mal por­tion of the min­utes we had we could locate the cache. As we looked for that side trail a con­ver­sa­tion, turned into a mis­un­der­stand­ing, which esca­lated into a DISCUSSION, stop­ping short of an argu­ment, so after a half mile we did an about face and went back to the car defeated.

Because I didn’t blog about find­ing the North Augusta final I can’t pick out the date we did find it. And now look­ing back through our finds, I can’t seem to see any other found caches that would have put us any where close to the area where it should be. The only two times we cached near that end of the Green­way was in August of last year, before we even thought of doing this series. Maybe we didn’t do it. Odd.

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Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 10/24/08: 705

First First To Find

A strange align­ment of cir­cum­stances allowed us to get our first geo­caching First To Find. The cache was a mile into Hitch­cock Woods, it was pub­lished at 11:00AM, it was a very hot & sticky after­noon, then a really nasty set of late after­noon thun­der­storms rolled through, and a wife who usu­ally takes a late evening walk sug­gested we walk together in Hitch­cock Woods.

As I read the descrip­tion I thought I knew exactly which trail it was hid­den on, turns out I did. We at one time had a cache on that same trail just 51′ away called “No Horses Allowed”. So we drove over, parked on Dib­ble Road and headed for the cache loca­tion not really think­ing we would be first. When we got to GZ Donna imme­di­ately pointed deep into a bush. I pooh-poohed that idea as there was no way you could get in there with­out dam­ag­ing the bush. We then spent 5 min­utes wan­der­ing in cir­cles look­ing for likely hid­ing spots until she ended up back at the same bush call­ing, “I found it.” It wasn’t where she first thought, but it was real close.

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More Bread Crumbs

On Sun­day evening the cache owner of the Bread Crumb Series received 3 emails from me. The first one was was sent using the con­tact form on geocaching.com to let him know that we couldn’t make out the coor­di­nate snip­pet in #3:

My wife and I re-did the Bread Crumb Series this morn­ing (expla­na­tion com­ing via a log later) and the coords on #3 are totally unread­able, so all we have for the North Augusta final are:
N33° _ _.006
W081° _ _.892
Could you fill us in on what the cor­rect min­utes are?

Thanks, Brian

P.S. The black paint on the #3 con­tainer is flak­ing off in your hands when you hold it. #6 was full of water, but the log was OK in its bag­gie. We cleaned out the the soggy stuff and dried off the unaf­fected items.

The next one he would have got would have been the auto­matic email gen­er­ated as a cache owner when ever any­one logs a Found or DNF on one of his caches. This is what I wrote in the log for the Green­wood final:

We did the bread crumb series in Novem­ber and when we got to the final loca­tion in Green­wood it was mug­gle city. We came back 2 months later (New Years Day actu­ally), had the place to our­selves and made the find. Didn’t know it had a GC num­ber that could be logged on geocaching.com. We thought that was kind of weird, but we were new enough to geo­caching that we fig­ured some­times that hap­pens with these bonus caches. After all it is not about the num­bers, it is about the hunt. Right?;)

Last week, while research­ing caches to do along the North Augusta Green­way, I found one at the far end from where we have been look­ing called, End of the trail ‘North Augusta’, and right there in the descrip­tion it said: “This is the North Augusta end cache for my bread crumbs series # 1–6. You need the clues from each of the con­tain­ers in that series to hunt this cache and the one in Greenwood.”

HUH!?!? So I searched in Green­wood for some­thing called “End of the trail” and sure enough there is the other one.…you do get credit for find­ing the final caches in the Bread Crumb series. We’ve been robbed! We have more finds than we thunk!

So today, because we had tossed out the coor­di­nates for this hide (hav­ing already found it), we headed to Green­wood re find­ing all 6 of the Bread Crumb series on our way. When we arrived at GZ we had the place to our­selves again and after a spi­der web bust­ing walk, made the grab for the sec­ond time in 6 months. Opened it up expect­ing to look back and see our siggy, but a new log sheet was started in Feb­ru­ary. With no proof we had actu­ally been here back in Jan­u­ary, I signed the new one with today’s date. Which, when you think about it, works out OK because now I can log it online today as well.

After I logged the find, I used the con­tact form again to make a cou­ple sug­ges­tions that might be help­ful to peo­ple like me in find­ing out the names of the two final caches:

Maybe it is just us because we were are sort of new when we first ran into the Bread Crumbs, but we didn’t know that the two finals for the series had GC num­bers and were log­gable on geocaching.com.

It might be help­ful if you plugged them (with name & GC#) in the descrip­tions of the 6 bread crumbs caches like you do for your other caches along the way.

I don’t know if you can rename an already pub­lished cache, but it would help them turn up in a key­word search on geocaching.com if you could put the words “Bread Crumb” in between “End of” & “Trail…” in the titles.

I’m not sure which one, or if it was a comb­n­i­na­tion of all three, but I pierced someone’s thin skin. Within an hour I received this scathing stream of con­cious­ness email back from the cache owner:

well I am sorry my bread crumb finals were not to your approval. how ever if you read the whole dis­crip­tion in #‘s 1–6 they tell of the two end caches BY NAME.And since you are the only one that has com­plained of the name and that you could not fig­ure out the bonus caches then I will have to con­clude that it might be you. I’m sorry if this comes off alit­tle abra­sive but I have already had a big mouth cacher that did not approve of my final con­tain­ers. And I am going to say the same thing to you I said to him. I paid for all of the items for these caches as well as the means to put them out from NA to Green­wood, I don’t remem­ber any­one else help­ing me with either of those.To that end I am not going to rename my caches and fur­ther more not read­ing the cache descrip­tions is not my fault as well. I have 49 hides as of right now which 48 are active. I put these caches out to fur­ther the sport and for cachers like you. I don’t do it for my benifit. So yes I do take it per­sonal when some­one has a com­plaint. If you read any log that I have ever wrote you will not find any­thing in them that I have said that would be dis­re­spect­ful. I have done some caches that were great and some that I thought really sucked but I would never ever post that nor would I ever tell the cache owner of it. I have 620 finds I see you have 400 plus, that is enough finds under your belt to have a damn good grasp on how this game works. So please read the cache pages before you com­plain to me about one of my caches. And again I appol­o­gise if this offends you but I take my caching very seri­ous. If you need the coords to an end cache please fill free to email me again but it looks like you got it fig­ured out.….…kaboyd

WOW! He tells me three times that the final caches are there in his Bread Crumb descrip­tions, but I’m bet­ting he hasn’t looked in a while, ’cause both Donna and I have read all 6 cache descrip­tions mul­ti­ple times and there is noth­ing there. Maybe they were in the very begin­ning and he edited the descrip­tions and some­how dropped any men­tion or he is think­ing of his other series, Cacher’s Dash which does men­tion the final by name. Rather than respond in kind and counter his dia­tribe point by point, I decided to try my polite best and replied back with this:

kaboyd,

The trou­ble with elec­tronic com­mu­ni­ca­tion is that you can­not see the expres­sion on a person’s face, nor hear the inflic­tion of their voice and it is some­times easy to mis­in­ter­pret what is being said. I am sorry if any­thing I wrote via email or posted in the log for the Green­wood final upset you in any way.

I never meant to imply that I was unhappy with the series, *or* the final caches. As a mat­ter of fact we think the Bread Crumb Series is one of the top series in the area. Each hide is well thought out, evenly spaced mileage-wise with nice spots for park­ing nearby. The caches are just far enough into the woods so you wouldn’t be seen while you hunt them and with the con­tain­ers being the same, you know just what you are look­ing for. As a bonus the route is a 2-lane road through almost entirely unde­vel­oped land, mak­ing for a very enjoy­able drive.

My only com­plaint was that I didn’t know the finals were actual caches with CG num­bers on geocahing.com. I re read each descrip­tion in full this morn­ing and while the finals are men­tioned, no names or GC num­bers are given. Here is a direct copy of the descriptions:

This is a small lock type con­tainer camo painted that con­tains a log book and a pen. It is big enough for some small trade items. These caches are in the woods so be careful.

I designed the Bread Crumbs series #1–6 to lead cachers from North Augusta to Green­wood or Green­wood to North Augusta. In either loca­tion there are many very good caches that you can goto once you have reached which ever city you are head­ing for. On each con­tainer you will find clues for two fin­ish­ing caches. One is in North Augusta the other is in Green­wood. you must com­plete the series # 1–6 in order to find either final cache. Also don’t for­get my other two caches that i have along this route. One is “In the mid­dle of nowhere”(GC1MH7R) the other is “Cachers Dash # 1″(GC1N1GB) which is another series of caches i have that leads you to a 5 stage multi cache. Good luck.…kaboyd

As you can see, the only 2 cache names given are for the two other caches you have along the same route, “In the mid­dle of nowhere” & “Cachers Dash #1″ which is why I sug­gested adding the series final’s name & GC# in the descriptions.

Also, if you would, please email back the snip­pet of coor­di­nates for the North Augusta final that are in bread crumbs #3, as they were to faded for us to read.

Thanks
Brian and Donna Bog­a­r­dus
BTR & D2!

It has been over 24 hours since my last email and I haven’t got­ten any­thing back from him, not even the coor­di­nates for the North Augusta final. I worked out sev­eral pos­si­ble com­bi­na­tions of whole min­utes to com­bine with what I do know about the coor­di­nates and plot­ted them on a Google Map and think I have a good idea where the final is. We’ll prob­a­bly head over and hunt it this week­end (like Donna wanted all along.)

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It’s Digital Cable Month 2010

Stopped off at the cable place on the way home from work today. Sat­ur­day the Tour de France starts and to get Ver­sus, the net­work that car­ries the race, we have to upgrade to the Dig­i­tal Plus tier. It costs and extra $20, but it is worth it for the three weeks of Phil Ligget and Paul Sher­win nar­rat­ing the bike race and watch­ing the beau­ti­ful French coun­try­side glide by. While my CSR was fill­ing out the “paper­work” I picked up a chan­nel guide and noticed some­thing called “Value HD” which offers most of the usual cable channel’s HD ver­sions. I asked her how much more would that be, $4.95 came the reply. What the heck, we have a HDTV this year, it’ll be worth the extra five spot to try it out.

We got home and quickly real­ized that we had no real place to put con­verter box. It is a lot larger than last year’s model which fit on top of the tube TV. At first I fig­ured I’d place the flat screen TV on top of the con­verter box, but it was full of holes for cool­ing and I didn’t want to melt the TV’s plas­tic base. Even if there was room, I couldn’t place the box side­ways because there were holes there as well. Next we thought that we could just place it on the floor in front of the armoire, it’s only for a month. I doubted the remote would work with it there with­out hav­ing to hold it high over our heads to get the proper angle to clear the cof­fee table. Didn’t mat­ter, the cables weren’t long enough. It ended up on the empty shelf to the left of the sur­round sound/DVD player, the only down side to this is we have to keep that door open when watch­ing TV. Small price to pay.

The remote they gave me didn’t match the instruc­tion sheet they gave me, so at first I couldn’t pro­gram the cable remote to oper­ate the TV. That meant we now needed two remotes, one for chan­nels and one for vol­ume. I did a inter­net search for the model num­ber of the remote and found sev­eral help­ful sites that would offer me the man­ual — for a fee… But then I decided to RTFM and there on page 3 of the cable company’s book­let were instruc­tions for the remote. Now we are mak­ing progress.

I then started surf­ing through the HD chan­nels and of the approx­i­mately 40 avail­able it seemed like every 4th or 5th was view­able. That’s no good. So I then checked to see if we could get Ver­sus, the whole rea­son for get­ting the con­verter box, and we could (unfor­tu­nately it isn’t offered in HD though.)

As always the Dig­i­tal Plus comes free with the half dozen of each Encore and Starz movie chan­nels. I checked them out see­ing if I could find some­thing to watch and as I surfed them I kept on going past and dis­cov­ered that I could also watch all the pre­mium chan­nels, HBO, Cin­e­max & Showtime.

So, should call and com­plain about the miss­ing HD chan­nels and take the chance that when they cor­rect that they will also yank the free pre­mium movie chan­nels? or should I keep my mouth shut and enjoy the movies and learn to live with­out the miss­ing 2/3s of HD channels?

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