Sturgeon’s Law Ninety percent of everything is crap.
Derived from a quote by science fiction author Theodore Sturgeon, who once said, “Sure, 90% of science fiction is crud. That’s because 90% of everything is crud.” Oddly, when Sturgeon’s Law is cited, the final word is almost invariably changed to ‘crap’.
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Well, I didn’t win that new Miata. I’m not real disappointed. As a matter of fact I’m kind of glad I didn’t use up my luck winning a silly little car, I want to save it for Wednesday. The Powerball jackpot is around a hundred million.
We went for a little hike on Saturday and had planned on getting in a short tandem ride either yesterday or today, but Saturday was quite literally a washout. The rain really didn’t even quit until after lunch today, so we settled for a small walk around our downtown late this afternoon. The sun was low in the sky and the light was incredibly warm in color so I snapped a few photos. One of them is what you see above. Speaking of photos, on Saturday’s walk the last image of the Hitchcock Woods gallery was taken.
The Wizard of Oz is still sitting unwatched on the coffee table. The other day when we were watching Fantastic Four at about 10 minutes into the movie the DVD started acting up, the movie froze, then crept along all pixelated, then froze again until I hit the next chapter button and then was fine for the rest of the movie. The same thing happened when we watched The Lake House over Christmas and if I remember right we had the same issue with The Devil Wears Prada not too long before that. Thinking maybe there might be something wrong with our DVD player Donna asked me to check it out by watching something and seeing if it would act up. I chose a movie that was in my meager collection that I had started watching part way in on the USA network yesterday and didn’t get to finish, TDPM.
Jack Sparrow: I know those cannons. It’s the Pearl.
Man in Jail: The Black Pearl? I’ve heard stories. She’s been preying on ships and settlements for near ten years. Never leaves any survivors.
Jack Sparrow: No survivors? Then where do the stories come from, I wonder?
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Miata Top Transitions since 01/01/07: 1
Things are looking good for cashing in on the $100 Mill from Wednesday’s Powerball drawing. A couple of weeks ago I paid five dollars and entered the BCS Bowl Pool at work and so far, with three games left I am definitely out of the money. Even if I correctly pick the last three winners I can finish no better than 4th and out of the money.
I have made an alternate version of the Miata photo screensaver from the other day with titles added to the photos, if you think this might be an improvement, download away:
The Emperor’s New Screensaver #2 (3.3 Meg)
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Miata Top Transitions since 01/01/07: 2
Here is a nice tutorial on how to turn a photo of your car into something that might have had a walk-on part in Disney’s Cars:
How to do the “Cars” Photoshop
Someone over on the Miata forums did his NC: Hanzo
Looks cool, I may give it a try. Gonna have to find a crown for the Emperor though…
A “heads up” for those of you who may be regular Home Depot customers. Over the last month or so I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don’t be naive enough to think it couldn’t happen to you!
Here’s how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking 20–21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.
When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say “No” and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I’ve had my wallet stolen December 2nd, 9th, 10th, twice on the 29th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend. So be careful.
When I was making The Emperor’s New Screensaver #2, I wanted to find out what Lina Rosio meant so I could use it for the title, so I Googled it.
The first 4 hits were places selling the poster where I learned it was by someone named Choppy and I guessed he was French. Tried plugging in Lina Rosio in a translation tool, French to English, with no luck, came back as lina rosio. Hmmm, sounds Spanish. A Spanish to English try netted the same results. Trying Portuguese, I found out Lina means linen, but nothing for Rosio. Lina is a Chinese name that means beautiful woman. I googled for rosio and that lead me to the Urban Dictionary. Lina — Nice beautiful young woman and Rosio — A girl that is funny, cool, sexy, and everything else. She also can be a firecracker if you get in her face to long. Somehow I think this poster predates the UD, maybe it’s definitions have been influenced by this poster? Or by the Chinese? Giving up, I just titled the image Lina Rosio.
Back to Google, my Miata gallery with the image was at #9. At number 5 was a fellow’s Flickr page of the same poster but in a different town in SC. His photo came from Walhalla about 60 miles northwest of Abbeville where mine was taken. Right after my number nine return was the Flickr RSS feed of someone named Genipher who has an image of the same poster and hers was taken in Abbeville too.
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The best hamburgers in town and the french fries are right up there too. Donna and I get the “mini” burgers served all the way (lettuce, tomato, onion, pickles, ketchup & mustard) that are 4oz. of hand formed primo beef. We split an order of fries.
Ari’s is always “To Go” because it is, literally, a hole in the wall and there is always some one in there smoking.
Meal Cost: $8.44
Tip: 56¢
Spent Today: $9.00
Year to Date: $9.00
Sometimes I post jokes here that could be considered raunchy or of an R-Rated nature (like yesterday’s.) Because my wife, family, friends and possibly some impressionable youths read this blog, those kinds of jokes may not be appropriate for front page viewing. I will still post jokes, even those in questionable taste, but they will not show up on the main page. You will still be able to access them via the jokes link in the category listing. So you will know I’ve added something new, I’ll put a heads up in the daily post somehow.
Also new today is an “Eating Out” category. It will be for keeping track of how many times we dine out. In each post I’m going to tell you where, what and how much. As an added bonus, I’m going to keep a running total of how much we spend., kinda like the Top Transition thing.
For Christmas, when I picked out my new Star Wars toys, I picked some from the original 1977 movie. For something different, instead of the usual action figures, I picked some from Hasbro’s Galactic Heroes series, which are more like caricatures.
When I leafed through the little brochure that was included with my figures, one other figure caught my eye, Emperor Palpatine. Cool, I’m always calling the car Emperor, this is just the right piece of mojo to add to the Miata.
If anyone wants the cute little Shock Trooper let me know.
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Miata Top Transitions since 01/01/07: 8
In an effort to make the Master’s Miata Club’s web site a little more member driven I’m trying to convert it to use WordPress blogging software (like this fine internet destination.) This way anyone can add content, not just me. If someone has a neat idea for a drive and wouldn’t mind other Club member’s joining them, they can post it on the calendar. If they have any Miata news to share, log in and post it. Took a cool picture of their car, load it on the site. The secretary can upload the meeting minutes without sending them to me first.
Check it out and let me know what you think:
WordPressed Master’s Miata Club Web Site
Now if I can just get people, besides me, to use it. Unfortunately you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make them drink. You can’t teach an old dog new tricks. Etc, etc, etc.
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Miata Top Transitions since 01/01/07: 10
Breakfast at Hardee’s. Biscuits and Gravy for her, Sausage and Egg Biscuit for him with a small Hashrounds and small water to share.
Meal Cost: $4.74
Tip: None
Lunch at Boll Weevil in Augusta. We split some Bubba Nachos, a platter piled high with round tortilla chips covered in tasty chilli, cheese, lettuce and jalapeño slices. Sprite for Donna and water for me.
Meal Cost: $8.93
Tip: $2.07
Spent Today: $15.74
Year to Date: $24.74
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Miata Top Transitions since 01/01/07: 10
No not the TLC show, but C:\. Haven’t done a good purging in about a year, so I backed up the important stuff, moved copies of files to another partition and formatted C: Loaded XP back on and then put back the essentials: web browsers, email and Ultimate MahJong.
I then checked the MS Update site to make sure my operating system is up to date. Yikes, I needed 66 updates totaling 57Meg. I did reinstall my OEM version of XP that was only service pack 1, maybe I’ll go get SP2 and that’ll put a big dent in the required updates. Download 266Meg (good thing I have cable access to the net) and a reboot later I had SP2 loaded. Rechecked the windows update site again and guess what? Right, still needed everyone of those updates…
Still have a bunch of software to reload, but I’ll do that on a as required basis.
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Miata Top Transitions since 01/01/07: 11
When the Emperor got tapped last March the whole back end of the car had to be repainted to make sure the metallic paint blended and matched. This meant that the 5″ high vinyl sticker of Calvin & Hobbes that had been on the car since September of ’05 had to come off. I ordered a replacement and when it came in it was 6″ instead of the previous five, but I put it on rather try and deal anymore with the fellow who made it for me (let’s just say he was not the most reliable type.)
Almost ever since the day I put it on I felt it was a little too big and today I couldn’t stand it no more, so I removed it. As a consequence I updated my mod list to show it gone and added the cost of my recent dash statuette purchase. The back bumper of the car is naked again.
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Miata Top Transitions since 01/01/07: 11
At lunch today Donna showed up at my desk and announced, “I don’t want my Veggie Pasta.” When I asked what she wanted she told me Chinese. The veggie pasta was leftover from Sunday dinner and she had some for lunch yesterday and just couldn’t face it again. I had six dollars in my wallet and there was forty cents laying around on my desk, so we were good to go, figuring that would be plenty to get a take-out plate from the Evergreen Buffet just down the street.
At first the plan was to get her a plate and then return to work where I would heat up my frozen dinner, but the take out thing was big enough to fill with enough food for the two of us. I guess I’ll be having my Lean Cuisine Salmon with Basil for the evening meal.
The price for a take-out plate was listed as $6.25, so I figured with tax I’d have to use the debit card. When the lady rung us up the total was six and a quarter, tax was included in the price, so I’ve still got 15¢ to my name.
Meal Cost: $6.25
Tip: None
Spent Today: $6.25
Year to Date: $30.99
Help me, I just can’t stop.
For your downloading pleasure, a screensaver comprising the 35 or so photos from the Post Office Gallery:
The Emperor Goes Postal (2.3 Meg)
Donna and I are actually thinking of resurrecting the whole, drive somewhere in South Carolina and take pictures of the Miata in front of Post Offices, idea again for a few weekend trips this spring. Check back in about 5 or 6 months because there might be a Volume 2 of this screensaver.
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Miata Top Transitions since 01/01/07: 11
A couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. They decide to go to the doctor for a checkup. The doctor tells them that they’re physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember.
Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair.
His wife asks, “Where are you going?”
“To the kitchen” he replies.
“Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?”
“Sure.”
“Don’t you think you should write it down so you can remember it?” she asks.
“No, I can remember it.”
“Well, I’d like some strawberries on top, too. You’d better write it down because you know you’ll forget it.”
He says, “I can remember that! You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries.”
“I’d also like whipped cream. I’m certain you’ll forget that, so you’d better write it down!” she retorts.
Irritated, he says, “I don’t need to write it down, I can remember it! Leave me alone! Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream — I got it, for goodness sake!” Then he shuffled into the kitchen, grumbling all the way.
After about 20 minutes the old man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs.
She stares at the plate for a moment and says — “Where’s my toast?
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Miata Top Transitions since 01/01/07: 11
Think steakhouse chain without a lot of steak, not our favorite place to eat, but we were there for the MMC annual planning meeting and there have a nice private room in the back we can use.
Two Large Megga Dinners, Sprite for her and water for him.
That’s what the receipt said, Large Mega Dinners. Kind of redundant isn’t it? Unless they have a Small Mega Dinner…
Meal Cost: $20.40
Forced Tip: $3.06
Spent Today: $23.46
Year to Date: $54.45
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Miata Top Transitions since 01/01/07: 11
My spam count at work has been consistently over the century mark now for months. I haven’t even been reading the titles of the ones that our company’s spam filters catch anymore. I just check the total and hit delete. The other day I was in work early, so I thought I’d start the day with a couple of laughs.
Seems the new trend in spam titles is to grab a recent headline in the hopes you might open it to get some other insight.
U.S. gunships target al Qaeda suspects in Somalia
Hilary Swank: ‘Yes, I am in a relationship’
Gwynn, Ripken in Hall, McGwire misses
House Dems start ‘100-hour’ agenda
Neuwirth gets to ‘wiggle again’
Long winded subjects are all the rage too:
“or dentist has directed you to do so and is following your progress alone“
“of water to lessen stomach irritation Do not take this medicine torn“
“most medicines pass into breast milk in small amounts, many mentor”
Here is my favorite for today though:
You can send us the model of a replica watch that you desire and we will try to provide you with it.
What?
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Breakfast at home, Zaxby’s for lunch and Maurice’s BBQ for dinner.
For lunch it was a Big Zax Snak for him (includes a drink) and a House Zalad and drink for her.
Meal Cost: $12.90
Tip: None
Dinner was a Little Joe Basket for me and a Little Joe Sandwich for her. We both had Ice waters to drink. A soft serve vanilla cone was split for desert.
Meal Cost: $12.67
Tip: $1.00
Spent Today: $26.57
Year to Date: $81.02
We made a trip up to Chesterfield, SC today to see Donna’s cousin and her husband. We were supposed to go up on Friday, but fate put a big dent in those plans for us Thursday evening.
Donna’s Aunt Mary was staying there in Chesterfield, probably for the rest of the winter. She had come down after Thanksgiving and had to be hospitalized because she was getting dizzy. After a couple of days in the hospital the doctors turned her loose, unsure what was wrong, but blaming it on her worsening emphysema. They put her on oxygen and told her it might be best if she didn’t return to NJ until the weather warmed up. When we last visited in early December she didn’t look like the same person that we had seen last July. She had lost weight and was having trouble walking because of the breathing issues.
Thursday when Laurie and her husband Ted returned from his dialysis they found her on the kitchen floor. She had fallen a couple hours earlier and she couldn’t get up because her hip was broken. She was rushed to a hospital in Rockingham, NC where she passed away a couple hours later from respiratory failure.
Mary and Donna’s mother were not only sister-in-laws, but they were best friends, having met in college long before they met the brothers they would end up marrying. Barbara was short and stocky and Mary was tall and thin. They were perfect travel companions because Barbara drove, but had no sense of direction while Mary was afraid to drive (living in Jersey like she did, who could blame her) but was a born navigator. The two of them visited each other a couple times a year and there was always a trip together in there somewhere. They earned the nicknames Thelma and Louise when they drove from Seattle to Aiken when Donna’s mom moved in with us. They even started signing their Christmas cards to each other that way.
So long Mary, we’ll miss you here on earth, but we know you are happy to be reunited with your traveling partner again.
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Miata Top Transitions since 01/01/07: 17
For the first time this year we went for a bike ride. Fifteen miles and by the time we were done we were glad to get off the thing. Amazing how easily you fall out of shape if you don’t do it often enough. If Donna and I actually verbalized, or in some other way memorialized, our New Year’s resolutions, every year this one would be right up there at the top — Bike Ride More Often.
This afternoon I took advantage of the warm weather to do a little Miata service. I changed the oil & filter at the 52,788 mile mark. Remind me to never buy a Pure One filter for the Miata again. One thing is that the filter wrench doesn’t fit it, but more importantly and maybe it was just this one, but it didn’t have the little rubber gasket that seals it to the engine block. This is something you don’t want to find out like I did either, after you have drained all the oil out of the engine in the only car you own. Makes it kind of hard to take it back to the parts store and complain. Fortunately for me the gasket from the Fram filter I took off, was an exact replacement for the missing one. I definitely have to go back to buying a six pack of OEM filters from a dealer.
The Emperor also got his monthly bath. When I looked in the car wash bucket I realized I was out of car wash soap. I didn’t feel like driving somewhere to pick some up, so I substituted. No I didn’t use dish soap, I know that it is too harsh and will remove all your wax. I used clothes detergent. Yeah, it probably is even worse for the finish of the car, but I was desperate and I was sure it would be OK for the cloth convertible top. At least I didn’t use Rose Petal scented bubble we have in the house, although in hindsight…
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Miata Top Transitions since 01/01/07: 19
Each “stanza” came to me in a different email from a different sender, but they all wanted me to buy a stock with the symbol CBFE that was Trading at $1.55, Target of $4, Market of Bullish.
Company advertise license our content bbd dolls.
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Spearsquot cleavage awful wendt, wu usually!
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Victor bockris recalls pairs mutual tendency avoiding any.
Company advertise license our content bbd dolls.
Course youre looking blame mother never far?
Gets record gmtrecord records broken us, box.
Beans latest lucky yet married didnt.
Japan katie holmes laptop, lcd, microsoft mobile motorola?
Connelly magic johnson flipped, seeing biel.
Off laughter, later champagne glass!
And chunky is again back.
Didnt out thats reason whichadd premiere party standritu gmtxmen.
Ofadd insta critic lost, world, jurassic park food.
Course youre looking blame mother never far?
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Point improved hardware imply software go developers.
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Manage, idiotproof build idiotfrom quickly spread cultures connected aerospace.
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Longterm global cannot reported stating downsizing, silicon economics intels.
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CBFE is China Biolife Enterprises, Inc. and I found a press release on the web that they just hired a new president. The required waiver statement was longer than the press release and in some ways more poetic:
Matters discussed in this press release contain forward-looking statements within the meaning of the Private Securities Litigation Reform Act of 1995. When used in this press release, the words “anticipate,” “believe,” “estimate,” “may,” “intend,” “expect” and similar expressions identify such forward-looking statements. Actual results, performance or achievements could differ materially from those contemplated, expressed or implied by the forward-looking statements contained herein. However, forward-looking statements are subject to risks, uncertainties and other factors, which could cause actual results to differ materially from future results expressed, projected or implied by such forward-looking statements. Such risks include, but are not limited to price volatility of gold and other metals; currency fluctuations; political, operational, and governmental approval and regulation risks in China.
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I washed the car on Sunday and it rained today. No big deal, it is going to happen sooner or later after you wash the car and even after the rain it looks better than it did on Saturday. The kicker is that when we got off work today and got a real close look at the trunk there were yellow powder footprints where the rain drops dried and a fine misting of yellow over the rest of the car.
WTF?
Its pine pollen. The very mild weather has fooled the trees into thinking it is spring bout 6 weeks to early. They’re in for surprise, tomorrow’s high is supposed to be 50 which is 7º below normal. Thursday’s high only going to be 40 with a chance of freezing rain in the morning.
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Miata Top Transitions since 01/01/07: 23
Ahhhh, me!
As part of our comprehensive retirement plan Donna and I play the Powerball Lottery every drawing. We will plop down $10 and get a quick pick set of numbers that are good for the next 5 weeks of Wednesday and Friday drawings.
Letting the machine pick the numbers for us is the best way to go. We used too play some family birthdays, but never won anything so what good are they. Besides, we had more than 6 birthdays to chose from, so we had to leave some numbers off. Then what would have happened if we were to miss the jackpot by one number and that one number was one of the omitted birthdays. How would we feel towards the person who had the birthday number that was wrong? How would we feel towards the person whose birthday we left off and would have won it for us?
When you go to a Chinese restaurant and you get a fortune cookie now a days they include a set of “lucky” numbers for the lottery. Well, a couple of years ago I got a fortune that said, “Financial prosperity is coming your way!” Seeing this as a good omen, I tucked it into my wallet with the intention of giving those numbers a try, but never got around to it.
Yesterday while chatting with a co-worker (Hi, Mark) I mentioned that seeing as the Powerball was up to 180 million that just maybe I’d go buy an extra shot at the prize. I told him about my lucky numbers and he asked to see my fortune slip. I thought he was kidding when he wrote them down and said he was going to play them. This morning he told me that he really bought a ticket using those numbers.
Tonight on the way home from getting our hair cut I stopped at a quick mart and bought a ticket using the “lucky” numbers too. Had to. Just imagine how I would have felt if he hit with those numbers that I had been carrying around in my wallet for years and never played. That’s right, the only thing left to do at that point would be Seppuku.
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Miata Top Transitions since 01/01/07: 23
Stopped at Ferrando’s in the Alley on the way home to pick up dinner. 14″ pie with sausage, pepperoni, onions, green peppers and banana peppers, with two side salads to go.
Meal Cost: $20.67
Tip: None
Spent Today: $20.67
Year to Date: $101.69
A coworker’s mother had her PC crash. She talked to someone on the phone at HP Support and was told that she needed a new motherboard. HP would be glad to repair it for the sum of $339 plus shipping. It would take approximately 6 weeks. Jonesing for a PC, mom went ahead and just bought a new one. But she still wanted to fix this one.
The coworker came and asked for my advice on where to get a motherboard. I searched around a few places on the net and found them for this PC from $225 to $325, but from no place that I had ever heard of, so I was skeptical. I asked her to bring me the CPU and I’d look at it. Maybe it was just a toasted power supply or bad hard drive. When I got it and opened it up, nothing obvious was wrong, so I turned it on. Non system disk! I was going to do a system recover, but I better ask if there was any valuable data on the drive first.
The next day I asked the coworker, who asked her mother, who said, “No. Just make it work.” So that night I tired the system recover option. It got part way through and asked for recovery disc #3.
The next day I asked if her mom had any recovery discs. Mom did indeed have the disks, she had ordered them from HP over the phone.
Today I got the disks. There are 10 CDs, what could be on all them discs? I’ll never know. When I attempted to boot to disc #1, the system told me, “These discs are not for this series of Pavilion PCs.” Dang, I guess I’ll try and see if the hard drive is any good. I got out my WinXP CD and loaded it on the Pavilion. Seemed to take a real long time to format the hard drive, but after that Windows loaded right up. I plugged in my network cable and was on the net.
I went over to the HP support page and entered the PC’s information to see if perhaps she got the wrong recovery discs. I went through the order process until I got a part number — 34naheblu2 — and found it would cost $16.93 to mail them. The only thing on the plastic wrap around the 10 CDs I had was 5069–6299. That’s helpful.
There was a link for online chat support, so I thought I’d give it a whirl to see if they could tell me if I had the right CDs. After 30 minutes of waltzing around, I was informed that the discs I had were the correct discs. The trouble is that the PC was old and would need tattooing to accept the discs (ever hear of this?) and I had 2 options; A) return the PC and get HP to fix it or B) take it to an authorized service center. When I asked what these would cost I was told that the HP option would be $339 (where have I heard that number before?) and that the cost from the authorized service center would be up to them. The closest center is a Best Buy in Augusta, good luck with that.…
Nice. HP sells you recovery discs for $17 and they are worthless unless you spend another $350 to get them to make your PC able to use them.
If the PC were mine I think it would be time to load Linux, but if I was her, I’d head out to the flea market this weekend and see about finding a pirated copy of XP (or maybe even Vista) for $20.
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Miata Top Transitions since 01/01/07: 23
Click the more link below for the entire sordid details of the chat, misspellings and all.
Continue reading HP Pavilion Support Experience
A repeat of January 6th’s breakfast. Hardee’s — Biscuits and Gravy for her, Sausage and Egg Biscuit for him with a small Hashrounds and small water to share.
Meal Cost: $4.74
Tip: None
Spent Today: $4.74
Year to Date: $106.43
I was still a few applications short of a full compliment after the reformat of New Year’s Day. Tonight I wanted to scan something, so I decided to install the software suite that came with my HP4850 scanner. Usually I just install the TWAIN driver, but I wanted to do a little OCR work, so I opted for the full boat. Turns out when I say full boat, that is close, it is more like one of those Indonesian ferries that are forever capsizing from overloading. We got an application to control the scanner, a thing that wants to be my multimedia gallery, some other stuff, including Microsoft.NET, all told over 500 Meg.
When I plugged in the scanner it wasn’t recognized. Huh? Turned it off and back on again. Still no joy. It used to work. I tried plugging it into a different USB port on the PC. Nothing. I uninstalled the software and reloaded it. Still unrecognized. I tried to manually install the drivers and it still said that the thing was an unrecognized piece of hardware on my USB controller. I tried using a different USB cable and that didn’t help either.
Don’t ask me why I tried it, or more importantly why it worked, but I decided to plug the scanner into the cheapo 4-port USB hub I have and DING, new hardware found, HP 4850 Scanner. Now all I have to do is to get XP to stop reminding me that the device might work faster if it is plugged into a USB 2.0 port…
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Miata Top Transitions since 01/01/07: 24
One Large NY Steamer Sub to go.
Meal Cost: $7.41
Tip: None
Spent Today: $7.41
Year to Date: $113.84
I’d teach myself some new tricks — like learning PHP so I culd write Word Press plug-ins.
I’d really like one for the MMC’s new WP based web site. I created 40-odd users, one for every member and member’s family members and it would be nice to see how many use the site. So far I know of 3 people besides me who have logged in. One person has actually added events (Dave is my hero) and two others have made comments (you have to be logged in to comment.) Heck if I can get 8 to 10 people to use it at least once I might consider it a success.
Another thing I’d like to have done is maybe a modification of the Event Calendar. Right now there are two options for displaying events, a) they can appear on the front page or b) they can only be viewed on the Event category archive page. I have the site set now so that the events do not appear on the front page, keeping it free for other stuff. But I would like the event to pop onto the front page (maybe as a sticky at the top) a week prior to the event and then stay there until the day after the event.
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We bought two Low-Fat Blueberry muffins from the New Moon Cafe yesterday in anticipation of a wet dreary morning that would make us want to stay inside. The morning dawned dreary, but not wet. All was not for naught as we were ready to eat breakfast at 7:30 and the Moon doesn’t open until 9 AM on Sundays.
Meal Cost: $2.65
Tip: 35¢
Spent Today: $3.00
Year to Date: $116.84
If not for my wife practically dragging me out of the house for the mile long walk around our neighborhood, my only foray outside would have been to the end of the driveway to pickup the Sunday paper. I spent most of the day on one end of the couch listening to RP and reading Prime Witness by Steve Martini. I have read several of his books and enjoy the whole lawyer — murder trial — twist in the end books he writes.
While poking around the authors web site I discovered a couple of his books I hadn’t read that I’ll keep my eye out for when poking around the used book stores. One in particular, his first published, called The Simeon Chamber in which the protagonist is someone by the name of Samuel J. Bogardus will be especially sought after.
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…my intention to form an exploratory committee to judge whether or not I should think about the possibility of seeking the Party’s nomination for the office of the President of the United States.
If elected, my first order of business will be to pull our troops out of Iraq. We are going to need them to invade Iran.
Why is the SciFi Channel showing wrestling?
How does Carl Yastrzemski feel about a birth control pill being named after him?
The ’ ’ key on the lptop is strting to ct up. You hve to hit it in just the right spot to mke it work.
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Yesterday I whined aboout the laptoop drooping the letter ‘a’ if the key wasn’t hit in just the right way. Toonight my nifty lighted keybooard seems too be dooing doouble ‘oo’s.
OK, maybe I exaggerated that a bit to much, but earlier when I was composing an email it must have happened ten times. I know there is a setting in windows to regulate the keyboard pressure, but it was only happening for the letter ‘o’. And now, later, I can’t seem to get it to do it unless I force it, like above.
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Got nothing to say tonight, so in lieu of actual content here is an oldie, but goodie (relatively speaking), that Mark forwarded to me today.
George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he’d left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window.
George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.
He phoned the police, who asked “Is someone in your house?” and he said “no”. Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available.
George said, “Okay,” hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.
“Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don’t have to worry about them now cause I’ve just shot them all.” Then he hung up.
Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips ’ residence and caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the Policemen said to George: “I thought you said that you’d shot them!”
George said, “I thought you said there was nobody available!”
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Cup of chicken soup for her, small lemonade & small waffle fries to split. His Chick-Fil-A sandwich was free because of the coupon on the cow calendar. Desert was several hours later at Mickey D’s, two hot fudge sundaes with nuts.
Meal Cost: $4.38
Tip: None
Dessert: $2.18
Spent Today: $6.56
Year to Date: $123.84
Who knew that the Godfather of Soul was into Geocaching? Not me, but according to his “widow” Tomi Rae Hynie*, he buried large amounts of cash in the backyard of his Beech Island, SC home. If you feel like you want to take a chance that you’ll get by the gates, the security and quite possibly the guard dogs here are coordinates of the stash/cache. +33° 25′ 30.90″, –81° 49′ 58.08″ (If you enter those coordinates into Google Earth you can get a nice view of the next Graceland.)
We are in Hilton Head for the next couple of days for some off-season beach fun. On the way down tonight, the Emperor passed through the 53,000 mile mark some where on Road #1 on the US Government’s Top Secret Bomb Plant less than 20 miles from James Brown’s house.
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* I could have sworn I heard this a couple times on CNN Headline News last night, but searching for any reference of this “story” on the CNN web site today returned no hits.
When Donna and I went for our 2 mile walk on the beach this afternoon we must have passed about 20 people! Man, that is one noumitsu mizugiwa! (which I hope means crowded beach in Japanese)
Lunch was at Donna’s favorite Japanese place, Hinoki of Kurama. Katsudon and a Coke for him and a Bento Box with Sprite for her.
Meal Cost: $25.42
Tip: $3.58
Spent Today: $29.00
Year to Date: $152.84
In spite of last night’s midnight bedtime my wife decided that 6:30AM was enough time in bed. I on the other hand wanted just a bit more sack time. She got up and showered and started cooking breakfast while I dozed. She was finished with the sausage and the English muffins, but somewhere part way through the eggs, the smoke detector started wailing. I jumped out of bed and reached for the detector on the ceiling. When this happens at home I pull down on one side of the cover causing it to open, giving me access to the battery which I then slide off the contacts. Here in the condo when you pull down on the side of the smoke detector it comes unplugged from the ceiling mount and bounces off your nose. It didn’t break the skin, but did leave a nice diagonal red mark on the bridge…
We dined out tonight, but the money spent will not appear in the yearly tally because Jerry the Condo King and his wife Donna treated me and my wife Donna to dinner out at the Crazy Crab. I was wearing little of my wife’s make-up foundation on my nose so as to not freak out the other restaurant patrons. We were going to eat at Catch 22 where we all had such a great meal about a year ago, but changed our minds.
After we finished our lunch at the Japanese restaurant Donna and I walked down to Catch 22, they are in the same strip shopping center, to see if they had menu out front. They did have menus, but the also had a pink flier attached to the door handle from the local electric company. I could read the words “Important Information About Your Electric Service.” Curiosity made me open it up. After all we might need to change our dinner plans if they were going to be without power because of some maintenance issue. What I found inside did was that they were $2,000 behind on their power bill. Maybe we should eat there, they could sure use the money. On the other hand, if they were behind in the power bill, where else were they cutting corners? Staff? Food quality? The four of us did change our dinner plans and opted to try one of the hundreds of other dining choices on Hilton Head Island.
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Yesterday we had the foresight to buy our breakfast for today from Stuffy’s Stubby’s Gruby’s New York Deli. Sesame bagel for her, everything bagel for him and a side of cream cheese.
This is also a favored lunch place on Hilton Head Island for us. Quintessential northeast Deli experience in the heart of the SC Lowcountry. They serve over stuffed sandwiches named after NYC landmarks that are worth twice what they charge. Plus you can get sliced deli meats and cheeses to take home too if you want. Don’t miss this place if you find yourself on HHI.
Meal Cost: $3.26
Tip Jar: 74¢
Spent So Far Today: $4.00
Year to Date: $156.84
I had three maps to Post Offices I wanted to try and get pictures of on the way home from HHI. Ended up with only two of them, Ridgeland and Furman (pictured), missing Scotia as I had the map labeled wrong and didn’t realize we were by it, until we were by it. We did pass right by two more, Tillman and Estill, and so we took advantage of the opportunity and snapped their portraits. Drove right by Pineland’s Post Office, but didn’t stop as it was a little trailer with a small dirt parking lot that was full of folks checking their mail. Going to put Pineland at the top of the list for our next trip that way. May re-shoot Furman when I do that run too. It is such a cute little Post Office and I’d like to get a picture of it without the blue minivan in it.
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Tonight was the MMC’s 14th Anniversary Dinner. It was held at the Partridge Inn in Augusta and we ate from a set menu out on the Veranda. We both had the SPINACH SALAD with Candied Pecans, Oranges, Bleu Cheese and Orange-Basil Vinaigrette. Donna had the BUTTERMILK FRIED CHICKEN with Bourbon-Tomato Sauce with the Spiced Apple Crumble for desert. I had the GRILLED 8oz FILLET and the Vanilla Bean Crème Brulee for afters.
Meal Cost: $72.89
Tip: $13.11
MMC Rebate $30.00
Spent For This Meal: $56.00
Year to Date: $212.84
I read somewhere where Doogie Howser is considered the first blogger, well I just finished watching Operation Petticoat and I think Lt. Cmdr. Matt T. Sherman has him beat by 30 years. Well, maybe not, Doogie had a PC and Matt was just an analog blogger…
Breakfast was two blueberry muffins from Country Morning Bakery in Ridgeland that we bought while passing through yesterday.
Meal Cost: $3.42
Tip: None
Spent So Far Today: $3.42
Year to Date: $216.26
There are signs proclaiming this on each of the two roads we used Thursday and yesterday when we passed close by and through the secret bomb plant south of town. I guess that is supposed to be the 21st century equivalent of “Loose Lips, Sinks Ships.”
Lunch at Zaxby’s. We split a large Wings & Things and had our own small waters to drink.
Meal Cost: $8.14
Tip: None
Spent Today: $11.56
Year to Date: $227.82
Aside from lunch and the grocery shopping immediately after, I ventured no further from the couch than the garage today.
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I know I’ve got way to many loyalty cards and I’ve only got four. I bet some of you have more than that. Well, I think I have found a solution — Just One Club Card.
1. Choose 8 or less of your favorite clubs cards.
2. Find the barcode on each club card (usually on the back)
3. Locate the numbers right under the barcode and type them into the barcode number box.(Make sure to include any numbers to the right or left of the bar code itself, even if they don’t line up with the main row of numbers.)
4. Choose a store from one of the choices in the “Store” dropdown.
5. When you have finished filling out the boxes, click the “Create your card” button.
6. Print out the generated card and follow the instructions to create a new card containing all of your favorite club cards.
I now have my Food Lion, Kroger, Bi-Lo and CVS cards all one one. All that remains is to try it out.
So, what’s in your wallet?
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I missed it I guess.
Actually nothing blog worthy happened. Tonight same story, but I can’t skip two nights in a row, so you’ll just have to suffer with some sub-standard posting, sorry.
Spent yesterday updating the HHI Condo web site. Awaiting approval before actually uploading the files. Nothing major, just some new photos that were taken last weekend.
I also worked on a “Best of 2005″ page, by going through all the stuff I posted that year and picking my one favorite post from each month. Some months were leaner than others, so a couple of the bests are a little weak. I guess maybe if I changed the format from one per month to just the Top Ten.… Hey, here’s an idea, you go read all 350-odd posts for yourself, leave a comment that includes the titles of your favorite 10 and I’ll add it to the sidebar too.
Tonight is the last day of the month and as usual I PayPaled some dough to RP thanking them for the music. As much as I love Bill’s music programing, sometimes I have to stray for a bit so I don’t build up a tolerance towards it. My usual first jumping off point is at SKY.fm as they have several channels that appeal to me and even on the freeloader streams, the interruptions are minimal. The Reggae, Classical and the New Age channels are bookmarked in my Winamp player. They also offer several variations of Jazz and Oldies, but yesterday I noticed an new one, Classic Rap. Does that mean rap is now just another passé genre and can by filed away with “The 80’s”?
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