Sturgeon’s Law

Ninety per­cent of every­thing is crap.


Derived from a quote by sci­ence fic­tion author Theodore Stur­geon, who once said, “Sure, 90% of sci­ence fic­tion is crud. That’s because 90% of every­thing is crud.” Oddly, when Sturgeon’s Law is cited, the final word is almost invari­ably changed to ‘crap’.

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A Walk

LamppostWell, I didn’t win that new Miata. I’m not real dis­ap­pointed. As a mat­ter of fact I’m kind of glad I didn’t use up my luck win­ning a silly lit­tle car, I want to save it for Wednes­day. The Power­ball jack­pot is around a hun­dred million.

We went for a lit­tle hike on Sat­ur­day and had planned on get­ting in a short tan­dem ride either yes­ter­day or today, but Sat­ur­day was quite lit­er­ally a washout. The rain really didn’t even quit until after lunch today, so we set­tled for a small walk around our down­town late this after­noon. The sun was low in the sky and the light was incred­i­bly warm in color so I snapped a few pho­tos. One of them is what you see above. Speak­ing of pho­tos, on Saturday’s walk the last image of the Hitch­cock Woods gallery was taken.

The Wiz­ard of Oz is still sit­ting unwatched on the cof­fee table. The other day when we were watch­ing Fan­tas­tic Four at about 10 min­utes into the movie the DVD started act­ing up, the movie froze, then crept along all pix­e­lated, then froze again until I hit the next chap­ter but­ton and then was fine for the rest of the movie. The same thing hap­pened when we watched The Lake House over Christ­mas and if I remem­ber right we had the same issue with The Devil Wears Prada not too long before that. Think­ing maybe there might be some­thing wrong with our DVD player Donna asked me to check it out by watch­ing some­thing and see­ing if it would act up. I chose a movie that was in my mea­ger col­lec­tion that I had started watch­ing part way in on the USA net­work yes­ter­day and didn’t get to fin­ish, TDPM.

Jack Spar­row: I know those can­nons. It’s the Pearl.
Man in Jail: The Black Pearl? I’ve heard sto­ries. She’s been prey­ing on ships and set­tle­ments for near ten years. Never leaves any sur­vivors.
Jack Spar­row: No sur­vivors? Then where do the sto­ries come from, I wonder?

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New Year, Same Old Quality Blogging

Things are look­ing good for cash­ing in on the $100 Mill from Wednesday’s Power­ball draw­ing. A cou­ple of weeks ago I paid five dol­lars and entered the BCS Bowl Pool at work and so far, with three games left I am def­i­nitely out of the money. Even if I cor­rectly pick the last three win­ners I can fin­ish no bet­ter than 4th and out of the money.

I have made an alter­nate ver­sion of the Miata photo screen­saver from the other day with titles added to the pho­tos, if you think this might be an improve­ment, down­load away:

The Emperor’s New Screen­saver #2 (3.3 Meg)

Started down, went up, still up.
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Your Own Car Pixar’d?

Here is a nice tuto­r­ial on how to turn a photo of your car into some­thing that might have had a walk-on part in Disney’s Cars:

How to do the “Cars” Photoshop

Some­one over on the Miata forums did his NC: Hanzo

Looks cool, I may give it a try. Gonna have to find a crown for the Emperor though…

Home Depot Scam

A “heads up” for those of you who may be reg­u­lar Home Depot cus­tomers. Over the last month or so I became a vic­tim of a clever scam while out shop­ping. Sim­ply going out to get sup­plies has turned out to be quite trau­matic. Don’t be naive enough to think it couldn’t hap­pen to you!

Here’s how the scam works:
Two seri­ously good-looking 20–21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are pack­ing your shop­ping into the trunk. They both start wip­ing your wind­shield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impos­si­ble not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say “No” and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start hav­ing sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and per­forms oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I’ve had my wal­let stolen Decem­ber 2nd, 9th, 10th, twice on the 29th, three times just yes­ter­day, and very likely again this upcom­ing week­end. So be careful.

Lina Rosio

Lina RosioWhen I was mak­ing The Emperor’s New Screen­saver #2, I wanted to find out what Lina Rosio meant so I could use it for the title, so I Googled it.

The first 4 hits were places sell­ing the poster where I learned it was by some­one named Choppy and I guessed he was French. Tried plug­ging in Lina Rosio in a trans­la­tion tool, French to Eng­lish, with no luck, came back as lina rosio. Hmmm, sounds Span­ish. A Span­ish to Eng­lish try net­ted the same results. Try­ing Por­tuguese, I found out Lina means linen, but noth­ing for Rosio. Lina is a Chi­nese name that means beau­ti­ful woman. I googled for rosio and that lead me to the Urban Dic­tio­nary. Lina — Nice beau­ti­ful young woman and Rosio — A girl that is funny, cool, sexy, and every­thing else. She also can be a fire­cracker if you get in her face to long. Some­how I think this poster pre­dates the UD, maybe it’s def­i­n­i­tions have been influ­enced by this poster? Or by the Chi­nese? Giv­ing up, I just titled the image Lina Rosio.

Back to Google, my Miata gallery with the image was at #9. At num­ber 5 was a fellow’s Flickr page of the same poster but in a dif­fer­ent town in SC. His photo came from Wal­halla about 60 miles north­west of Abbeville where mine was taken. Right after my num­ber nine return was the Flickr RSS feed of some­one named Genipher who has an image of the same poster and hers was taken in Abbeville too.

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Ari’s Grill

The best ham­burg­ers in town and the french fries are right up there too. Donna and I get the “mini” burg­ers served all the way (let­tuce, tomato, onion, pick­les, ketchup & mus­tard) that are 4oz. of hand formed primo beef. We split an order of fries.

Ari’s is always “To Go” because it is, lit­er­ally, a hole in the wall and there is always some one in there smoking.

Meal Cost: $8.44
Tip: 56¢
Spent Today: $9.00
Year to Date: $9.00

Cha… Cha… Changes

Some­times I post jokes here that could be con­sid­ered raunchy or of an R-Rated nature (like yesterday’s.) Because my wife, fam­ily, friends and pos­si­bly some impres­sion­able youths read this blog, those kinds of jokes may not be appro­pri­ate for front page view­ing. I will still post jokes, even those in ques­tion­able taste, but they will not show up on the main page. You will still be able to access them via the jokes link in the cat­e­gory list­ing. So you will know I’ve added some­thing new, I’ll put a heads up in the daily post somehow.

Also new today is an “Eat­ing Out” cat­e­gory. It will be for keep­ing track of how many times we dine out. In each post I’m going to tell you where, what and how much. As an added bonus, I’m going to keep a run­ning total of how much we spend., kinda like the Top Tran­si­tion thing.

The Emperor’s New Mascot

And now, young Skywalker... you will die.For Christ­mas, when I picked out my new Star Wars toys, I picked some from the orig­i­nal 1977 movie. For some­thing dif­fer­ent, instead of the usual action fig­ures, I picked some from Hasbro’s Galac­tic Heroes series, which are more like caricatures.

When I leafed through the lit­tle brochure that was included with my fig­ures, one other fig­ure caught my eye, Emperor Pal­pa­tine. Cool, I’m always call­ing the car Emperor, this is just the right piece of mojo to add to the Miata.

If any­one wants the cute lit­tle Shock Trooper let me know.

Started down, went up, back down, up again, down once more, still down.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 01/01/07: 8

Experimental Club Web Site

In an effort to make the Master’s Miata Club’s web site a lit­tle more mem­ber dri­ven I’m try­ing to con­vert it to use Word­Press blog­ging soft­ware (like this fine inter­net des­ti­na­tion.) This way any­one can add con­tent, not just me. If some­one has a neat idea for a drive and wouldn’t mind other Club member’s join­ing them, they can post it on the cal­en­dar. If they have any Miata news to share, log in and post it. Took a cool pic­ture of their car, load it on the site. The sec­re­tary can upload the meet­ing min­utes with­out send­ing them to me first.

Check it out and let me know what you think:
Word­Pressed Master’s Miata Club Web Site

Now if I can just get peo­ple, besides me, to use it. Unfor­tu­nately you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make them drink. You can’t teach an old dog new tricks. Etc, etc, etc.

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Double Dine Out

Break­fast at Hardee’s. Bis­cuits and Gravy for her, Sausage and Egg Bis­cuit for him with a small Hashrounds and small water to share.

Meal Cost: $4.74
Tip: None

Lunch at Boll Wee­vil in Augusta. We split some Bubba Nachos, a plat­ter piled high with round tor­tilla chips cov­ered in tasty chilli, cheese, let­tuce and jalapeño slices. Sprite for Donna and water for me.

Meal Cost: $8.93
Tip: $2.07
Spent Today: $15.74
Year to Date: $24.74

Started down, still down.
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Clean Sweep

No not the TLC show, but C:\. Haven’t done a good purg­ing in about a year, so I backed up the impor­tant stuff, moved copies of files to another par­ti­tion and for­mat­ted C: Loaded XP back on and then put back the essen­tials: web browsers, email and Ulti­mate MahJong.

I then checked the MS Update site to make sure my oper­at­ing sys­tem is up to date. Yikes, I needed 66 updates total­ing 57Meg. I did rein­stall my OEM ver­sion of XP that was only ser­vice pack 1, maybe I’ll go get SP2 and that’ll put a big dent in the required updates. Down­load 266Meg (good thing I have cable access to the net) and a reboot later I had SP2 loaded. Rechecked the win­dows update site again and guess what? Right, still needed every­one of those updates…

Still have a bunch of soft­ware to reload, but I’ll do that on a as required basis.

Started down, went up, still up.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 01/01/07: 11

Wiped My Rear End Clean

When the Emperor got tapped last March the whole back end of the car had to be repainted to make sure the metal­lic paint blended and matched. This meant that the 5″ high vinyl sticker of Calvin & Hobbes that had been on the car since Sep­tem­ber of ’05 had to come off. I ordered a replace­ment and when it came in it was 6″ instead of the pre­vi­ous five, but I put it on rather try and deal any­more with the fel­low who made it for me (let’s just say he was not the most reli­able type.)

Almost ever since the day I put it on I felt it was a lit­tle too big and today I couldn’t stand it no more, so I removed it. As a con­se­quence I updated my mod list to show it gone and added the cost of my recent dash stat­uette pur­chase. The back bumper of the car is naked again.

Started up, still up.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 01/01/07: 11

Evergreen Buffet

At lunch today Donna showed up at my desk and announced, “I don’t want my Veg­gie Pasta.” When I asked what she wanted she told me Chi­nese. The veg­gie pasta was left­over from Sun­day din­ner and she had some for lunch yes­ter­day and just couldn’t face it again. I had six dol­lars in my wal­let and there was forty cents lay­ing around on my desk, so we were good to go, fig­ur­ing that would be plenty to get a take-out plate from the Ever­green Buf­fet just down the street.

At first the plan was to get her a plate and then return to work where I would heat up my frozen din­ner, but the take out thing was big enough to fill with enough food for the two of us. I guess I’ll be hav­ing my Lean Cui­sine Salmon with Basil for the evening meal.

The price for a take-out plate was listed as $6.25, so I fig­ured with tax I’d have to use the debit card. When the lady rung us up the total was six and a quar­ter, tax was included in the price, so I’ve still got 15¢ to my name.

Meal Cost: $6.25
Tip: None
Spent Today: $6.25
Year to Date: $30.99

More Screen Saver Madness

Help me, I just can’t stop.

For your down­load­ing plea­sure, a screen­saver com­pris­ing the 35 or so pho­tos from the Post Office Gallery:

The Emperor Goes Postal (2.3 Meg)

Donna and I are actu­ally think­ing of res­ur­rect­ing the whole, drive some­where in South Car­olina and take pic­tures of the Miata in front of Post Offices, idea again for a few week­end trips this spring. Check back in about 5 or 6 months because there might be a Vol­ume 2 of this screensaver.

Started up, still up.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 01/01/07: 11

Old Old Joke

A cou­ple in their nineties are both hav­ing prob­lems remem­ber­ing things. They decide to go to the doc­tor for a checkup. The doc­tor tells them that they’re phys­i­cally okay, but they might want to start writ­ing things down to help them remember.

Later that night, while watch­ing TV, the old man gets up from his chair.

His wife asks, “Where are you going?”

To the kitchen” he replies.

Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?”

Sure.”

Don’t you think you should write it down so you can remem­ber it?” she asks.

No, I can remem­ber it.”

Well, I’d like some straw­ber­ries on top, too. You’d bet­ter write it down because you know you’ll for­get it.”

He says, “I can remem­ber that! You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries.”

I’d also like whipped cream. I’m cer­tain you’ll for­get that, so you’d bet­ter write it down!” she retorts.

Irri­tated, he says, “I don’t need to write it down, I can remem­ber it! Leave me alone! Ice cream with straw­ber­ries and whipped cream — I got it, for good­ness sake!” Then he shuf­fled into the kitchen, grum­bling all the way.

After about 20 min­utes the old man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs.

She stares at the plate for a moment and says — “Where’s my toast?

Started up, still up.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 01/01/07: 11

Fire Mountain Grill

Think steak­house chain with­out a lot of steak, not our favorite place to eat, but we were there for the MMC annual plan­ning meet­ing and there have a nice pri­vate room in the back we can use.

Two Large Megga Din­ners, Sprite for her and water for him.

That’s what the receipt said, Large Mega Din­ners. Kind of redun­dant isn’t it? Unless they have a Small Mega Dinner…

Meal Cost: $20.40
Forced Tip: $3.06
Spent Today: $23.46
Year to Date: $54.45

Started up, still up.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 01/01/07: 11

Electronic Mail Bag

My spam count at work has been con­sis­tently over the cen­tury mark now for months. I haven’t even been read­ing the titles of the ones that our company’s spam fil­ters catch any­more. I just check the total and hit delete. The other day I was in work early, so I thought I’d start the day with a cou­ple of laughs.

Seems the new trend in spam titles is to grab a recent head­line in the hopes you might open it to get some other insight.
U.S. gun­ships tar­get al Qaeda sus­pects in Soma­lia
Hilary Swank: ‘Yes, I am in a rela­tion­ship’
Gwynn, Rip­ken in Hall, McG­wire misses
House Dems start ‘100-hour’ agenda
Neuwirth gets to ‘wig­gle again’

Long winded sub­jects are all the rage too:
“or den­tist has directed you to do so and is fol­low­ing your progress alone“
“of water to lessen stom­ach irri­ta­tion Do not take this med­i­cine torn“
“most med­i­cines pass into breast milk in small amounts, many mentor”

Here is my favorite for today though:
You can send us the model of a replica watch that you desire and we will try to pro­vide you with it.
What?

Started up, went down, still down.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 01/01/07: 12

Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad

Break­fast at home, Zaxby’s for lunch and Maurice’s BBQ for dinner.

For lunch it was a Big Zax Snak for him (includes a drink) and a House Zalad and drink for her.

Meal Cost: $12.90
Tip: None

Din­ner was a Lit­tle Joe Bas­ket for me and a Lit­tle Joe Sand­wich for her. We both had Ice waters to drink. A soft serve vanilla cone was split for desert.

Meal Cost: $12.67
Tip: $1.00
Spent Today: $26.57
Year to Date: $81.02

Thelma and Louise

We made a trip up to Chester­field, SC today to see Donna’s cousin and her hus­band. We were sup­posed to go up on Fri­day, but fate put a big dent in those plans for us Thurs­day evening.

Donna’s Aunt Mary was stay­ing there in Chester­field, prob­a­bly for the rest of the win­ter. She had come down after Thanks­giv­ing and had to be hos­pi­tal­ized because she was get­ting dizzy. After a cou­ple of days in the hos­pi­tal the doc­tors turned her loose, unsure what was wrong, but blam­ing it on her wors­en­ing emphy­sema. They put her on oxy­gen and told her it might be best if she didn’t return to NJ until the weather warmed up. When we last vis­ited in early Decem­ber she didn’t look like the same per­son that we had seen last July. She had lost weight and was hav­ing trou­ble walk­ing because of the breath­ing issues.

Thurs­day when Lau­rie and her hus­band Ted returned from his dial­y­sis they found her on the kitchen floor. She had fallen a cou­ple hours ear­lier and she couldn’t get up because her hip was bro­ken. She was rushed to a hos­pi­tal in Rock­ing­ham, NC where she passed away a cou­ple hours later from res­pi­ra­tory failure.

Mary and Donna’s mother were not only sister-in-laws, but they were best friends, hav­ing met in col­lege long before they met the broth­ers they would end up mar­ry­ing. Bar­bara was short and stocky and Mary was tall and thin. They were per­fect travel com­pan­ions because Bar­bara drove, but had no sense of direc­tion while Mary was afraid to drive (liv­ing in Jer­sey like she did, who could blame her) but was a born nav­i­ga­tor. The two of them vis­ited each other a cou­ple times a year and there was always a trip together in there some­where. They earned the nick­names Thelma and Louise when they drove from Seat­tle to Aiken when Donna’s mom moved in with us. They even started sign­ing their Christ­mas cards to each other that way.

So long Mary, we’ll miss you here on earth, but we know you are happy to be reunited with your trav­el­ing part­ner again.

Started down, went up, went down, back up, back down, up again, still up.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 01/01/07: 17

Warm Sunday

For the first time this year we went for a bike ride. Fif­teen miles and by the time we were done we were glad to get off the thing. Amaz­ing how eas­ily you fall out of shape if you don’t do it often enough. If Donna and I actu­ally ver­bal­ized, or in some other way memo­ri­al­ized, our New Year’s res­o­lu­tions, every year this one would be right up there at the top — Bike Ride More Often.

This after­noon I took advan­tage of the warm weather to do a lit­tle Miata ser­vice. I changed the oil & fil­ter at the 52,788 mile mark. Remind me to never buy a Pure One fil­ter for the Miata again. One thing is that the fil­ter wrench doesn’t fit it, but more impor­tantly and maybe it was just this one, but it didn’t have the lit­tle rub­ber gas­ket that seals it to the engine block. This is some­thing you don’t want to find out like I did either, after you have drained all the oil out of the engine in the only car you own. Makes it kind of hard to take it back to the parts store and com­plain. For­tu­nately for me the gas­ket from the Fram fil­ter I took off, was an exact replace­ment for the miss­ing one. I def­i­nitely have to go back to buy­ing a six pack of OEM fil­ters from a dealer.

The Emperor also got his monthly bath. When I looked in the car wash bucket I real­ized I was out of car wash soap. I didn’t feel like dri­ving some­where to pick some up, so I sub­sti­tuted. No I didn’t use dish soap, I know that it is too harsh and will remove all your wax. I used clothes deter­gent. Yeah, it prob­a­bly is even worse for the fin­ish of the car, but I was des­per­ate and I was sure it would be OK for the cloth con­vert­ible top. At least I didn’t use Rose Petal scented bub­ble we have in the house, although in hindsight…

Started up, went down, still up.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 01/01/07: 19

Spam Poetry in 3 Stanzas

Each “stanza” came to me in a dif­fer­ent email from a dif­fer­ent sender, but they all wanted me to buy a stock with the sym­bol CBFE that was Trad­ing at $1.55, Tar­get of $4, Mar­ket of Bullish.

Com­pany adver­tise license our con­tent bbd dolls.
Minds reel eat loads stash.
Win­ner nof­singer trippy nbz, fea­tured quot­new rock­quot hes described.
Hearse per­suaded air­line employee body, doused gaso­line fire ashes.
Affect scorch­ing burn swel­ter­ing vowed return.
Spearsquot cleav­age awful wendt, wu usu­ally!
Milano nudeanna nicole smith spears diaz nude­car­men elec­tra theron.
Moses­like lead­ing throngs faith­ful fol­low­ers, fit­ting con­clu­sion tenure.
Vic­tor bock­ris recalls pairs mutual ten­dency avoid­ing any.
Com­pany adver­tise license our con­tent bbd dolls.

Course youre look­ing blame mother never far?
Gets record gmtrecord records bro­ken us, box.
Beans lat­est lucky yet mar­ried didnt.
Japan katie holmes lap­top, lcd, microsoft mobile motorola?
Con­nelly magic john­son flipped, see­ing biel.
Off laugh­ter, later cham­pagne glass!
And chunky is again back.
Didnt out thats rea­son whichadd pre­miere party stan­dritu gmtx­men.
Ofadd insta critic lost, world, juras­sic park food.
Course youre look­ing blame mother never far?

Beau­ti­ful design, lay­out­news updateshot, stuff?
Other city has, this, extent­more than.
Point improved hard­ware imply soft­ware go devel­op­ers.
Cropped giv­ing wide hor­i­zon­tal view turned cam­era plas­tic ansco.
Man­age, idiot­proof build idiot­from quickly spread cul­tures con­nected aero­space.
Only win­ter snow ice con­trol but sum­mer weed.
Evo­lu­tion crit­i­cism tough, blog graph, show­ing esti­mated.
City, has this extent­more than half these pedes­trian are.
Longterm global can­not reported stat­ing down­siz­ing, sil­i­con eco­nom­ics intels.
Beau­ti­ful design, lay­out­news updateshot, stuff?

CBFE is China Bio­life Enter­prises, Inc. and I found a press release on the web that they just hired a new pres­i­dent. The required waiver state­ment was longer than the press release and in some ways more poetic:

Mat­ters dis­cussed in this press release con­tain forward-looking state­ments within the mean­ing of the Pri­vate Secu­ri­ties Lit­i­ga­tion Reform Act of 1995. When used in this press release, the words “antic­i­pate,” “believe,” “esti­mate,” “may,” “intend,” “expect” and sim­i­lar expres­sions iden­tify such forward-looking state­ments. Actual results, per­for­mance or achieve­ments could dif­fer mate­ri­ally from those con­tem­plated, expressed or implied by the forward-looking state­ments con­tained herein. How­ever, forward-looking state­ments are sub­ject to risks, uncer­tain­ties and other fac­tors, which could cause actual results to dif­fer mate­ri­ally from future results expressed, pro­jected or implied by such forward-looking state­ments. Such risks include, but are not lim­ited to price volatil­ity of gold and other met­als; cur­rency fluc­tu­a­tions; polit­i­cal, oper­a­tional, and gov­ern­men­tal approval and reg­u­la­tion risks in China.

Started up, went down, back up, back down, still down.
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Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

I washed the car on Sun­day and it rained today. No big deal, it is going to hap­pen sooner or later after you wash the car and even after the rain it looks bet­ter than it did on Sat­ur­day. The kicker is that when we got off work today and got a real close look at the trunk there were yel­low pow­der foot­prints where the rain drops dried and a fine mist­ing of yel­low over the rest of the car.

WTF?

Its pine pollen. The very mild weather has fooled the trees into think­ing it is spring bout 6 weeks to early. They’re in for sur­prise, tomorrow’s high is sup­posed to be 50 which is 7º below nor­mal. Thursday’s high only going to be 40 with a chance of freez­ing rain in the morning.

Started down, went up, still up.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 01/01/07: 23

Who Want’s To Be A Millionaire?

Ahhhh, me!

As part of our com­pre­hen­sive retire­ment plan Donna and I play the Power­ball Lot­tery every draw­ing. We will plop down $10 and get a quick pick set of num­bers that are good for the next 5 weeks of Wednes­day and Fri­day drawings.

Let­ting the machine pick the num­bers for us is the best way to go. We used too play some fam­ily birth­days, but never won any­thing so what good are they. Besides, we had more than 6 birth­days to chose from, so we had to leave some num­bers off. Then what would have hap­pened if we were to miss the jack­pot by one num­ber and that one num­ber was one of the omit­ted birth­days. How would we feel towards the per­son who had the birth­day num­ber that was wrong? How would we feel towards the per­son whose birth­day we left off and would have won it for us?

When you go to a Chi­nese restau­rant and you get a for­tune cookie now a days they include a set of “lucky” num­bers for the lot­tery. Well, a cou­ple of years ago I got a for­tune that said, “Finan­cial pros­per­ity is com­ing your way!” See­ing this as a good omen, I tucked it into my wal­let with the inten­tion of giv­ing those num­bers a try, but never got around to it.

Yes­ter­day while chat­ting with a co-worker (Hi, Mark) I men­tioned that see­ing as the Power­ball was up to 180 mil­lion that just maybe I’d go buy an extra shot at the prize. I told him about my lucky num­bers and he asked to see my for­tune slip. I thought he was kid­ding when he wrote them down and said he was going to play them. This morn­ing he told me that he really bought a ticket using those numbers.

Tonight on the way home from get­ting our hair cut I stopped at a quick mart and bought a ticket using the “lucky” num­bers too. Had to. Just imag­ine how I would have felt if he hit with those num­bers that I had been car­ry­ing around in my wal­let for years and never played. That’s right, the only thing left to do at that point would be Seppuku.

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PIZZA!

Stopped at Ferrando’s in the Alley on the way home to pick up din­ner. 14″ pie with sausage, pep­per­oni, onions, green pep­pers and banana pep­pers, with two side sal­ads to go.

Meal Cost: $20.67
Tip: None
Spent Today: $20.67
Year to Date: $101.69

HP Pavilion Support Experience

A coworker’s mother had her PC crash. She talked to some­one on the phone at HP Sup­port and was told that she needed a new moth­er­board. HP would be glad to repair it for the sum of $339 plus ship­ping. It would take approx­i­mately 6 weeks. Jonesing for a PC, mom went ahead and just bought a new one. But she still wanted to fix this one.

The coworker came and asked for my advice on where to get a moth­er­board. I searched around a few places on the net and found them for this PC from $225 to $325, but from no place that I had ever heard of, so I was skep­ti­cal. I asked her to bring me the CPU and I’d look at it. Maybe it was just a toasted power sup­ply or bad hard drive. When I got it and opened it up, noth­ing obvi­ous was wrong, so I turned it on. Non sys­tem disk! I was going to do a sys­tem recover, but I bet­ter ask if there was any valu­able data on the drive first.

The next day I asked the coworker, who asked her mother, who said, “No. Just make it work.” So that night I tired the sys­tem recover option. It got part way through and asked for recov­ery disc #3.

The next day I asked if her mom had any recov­ery discs. Mom did indeed have the disks, she had ordered them from HP over the phone.

Today I got the disks. There are 10 CDs, what could be on all them discs? I’ll never know. When I attempted to boot to disc #1, the sys­tem told me, “These discs are not for this series of Pavil­ion PCs.” Dang, I guess I’ll try and see if the hard drive is any good. I got out my WinXP CD and loaded it on the Pavil­ion. Seemed to take a real long time to for­mat the hard drive, but after that Win­dows loaded right up. I plugged in my net­work cable and was on the net.

I went over to the HP sup­port page and entered the PC’s infor­ma­tion to see if per­haps she got the wrong recov­ery discs. I went through the order process until I got a part num­ber — 34naheblu2 — and found it would cost $16.93 to mail them. The only thing on the plas­tic wrap around the 10 CDs I had was 5069–6299. That’s helpful.

There was a link for online chat sup­port, so I thought I’d give it a whirl to see if they could tell me if I had the right CDs. After 30 min­utes of waltz­ing around, I was informed that the discs I had were the cor­rect discs. The trou­ble is that the PC was old and would need tat­too­ing to accept the discs (ever hear of this?) and I had 2 options; A) return the PC and get HP to fix it or B) take it to an autho­rized ser­vice cen­ter. When I asked what these would cost I was told that the HP option would be $339 (where have I heard that num­ber before?) and that the cost from the autho­rized ser­vice cen­ter would be up to them. The clos­est cen­ter is a Best Buy in Augusta, good luck with that.…

Nice. HP sells you recov­ery discs for $17 and they are worth­less unless you spend another $350 to get them to make your PC able to use them.

If the PC were mine I think it would be time to load Linux, but if I was her, I’d head out to the flea mar­ket this week­end and see about find­ing a pirated copy of XP (or maybe even Vista) for $20.

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Click the more link below for the entire sor­did details of the chat, mis­spellings and all.
Con­tinue read­ing HP Pavil­ion Sup­port Experience

Breakfast Out

A repeat of Jan­u­ary 6th’s break­fast. Hardee’s — Bis­cuits and Gravy for her, Sausage and Egg Bis­cuit for him with a small Hashrounds and small water to share.

Meal Cost: $4.74
Tip: None
Spent Today: $4.74
Year to Date: $106.43

Another HP Rant

I was still a few appli­ca­tions short of a full com­pli­ment after the refor­mat of New Year’s Day. Tonight I wanted to scan some­thing, so I decided to install the soft­ware suite that came with my HP4850 scan­ner. Usu­ally I just install the TWAIN dri­ver, but I wanted to do a lit­tle OCR work, so I opted for the full boat. Turns out when I say full boat, that is close, it is more like one of those Indone­sian fer­ries that are for­ever cap­siz­ing from over­load­ing. We got an appli­ca­tion to con­trol the scan­ner, a thing that wants to be my mul­ti­me­dia gallery, some other stuff, includ­ing Microsoft.NET, all told over 500 Meg.

When I plugged in the scan­ner it wasn’t rec­og­nized. Huh? Turned it off and back on again. Still no joy. It used to work. I tried plug­ging it into a dif­fer­ent USB port on the PC. Noth­ing. I unin­stalled the soft­ware and reloaded it. Still unrec­og­nized. I tried to man­u­ally install the dri­vers and it still said that the thing was an unrec­og­nized piece of hard­ware on my USB con­troller. I tried using a dif­fer­ent USB cable and that didn’t help either.

Don’t ask me why I tried it, or more impor­tantly why it worked, but I decided to plug the scan­ner into the cheapo 4-port USB hub I have and DING, new hard­ware found, HP 4850 Scan­ner. Now all I have to do is to get XP to stop remind­ing me that the device might work faster if it is plugged into a USB 2.0 port…

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Lunchtime Fire

One Large NY Steamer Sub to go.

Meal Cost: $7.41
Tip: None
Spent Today: $7.41
Year to Date: $113.84

Wish I Wasn’t Such an Old Dog

I’d teach myself some new tricks — like learn­ing PHP so I culd write Word Press plug-ins.

I’d really like one for the MMC’s new WP based web site. I cre­ated 40-odd users, one for every mem­ber and member’s fam­ily mem­bers and it would be nice to see how many use the site. So far I know of 3 peo­ple besides me who have logged in. One per­son has actu­ally added events (Dave is my hero) and two oth­ers have made com­ments (you have to be logged in to com­ment.) Heck if I can get 8 to 10 peo­ple to use it at least once I might con­sider it a success.

Another thing I’d like to have done is maybe a mod­i­fi­ca­tion of the Event Cal­en­dar. Right now there are two options for dis­play­ing events, a) they can appear on the front page or b) they can only be viewed on the Event cat­e­gory archive page. I have the site set now so that the events do not appear on the front page, keep­ing it free for other stuff. But I would like the event to pop onto the front page (maybe as a sticky at the top) a week prior to the event and then stay there until the day after the event.

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Mmmmm Muffins

We bought two Low-Fat Blue­berry muffins from the New Moon Cafe yes­ter­day in antic­i­pa­tion of a wet dreary morn­ing that would make us want to stay inside. The morn­ing dawned dreary, but not wet. All was not for naught as we were ready to eat break­fast at 7:30 and the Moon doesn’t open until 9 AM on Sundays.

Meal Cost: $2.65
Tip: 35¢
Spent Today: $3.00
Year to Date: $116.84

Lazy Sunday

If not for my wife prac­ti­cally drag­ging me out of the house for the mile long walk around our neigh­bor­hood, my only foray out­side would have been to the end of the dri­ve­way to pickup the Sun­day paper. I spent most of the day on one end of the couch lis­ten­ing to RP and read­ing Prime Wit­ness by Steve Mar­tini. I have read sev­eral of his books and enjoy the whole lawyer — mur­der trial — twist in the end books he writes.

While pok­ing around the authors web site I dis­cov­ered a cou­ple of his books I hadn’t read that I’ll keep my eye out for when pok­ing around the used book stores. One in par­tic­u­lar, his first pub­lished, called The Simeon Cham­ber in which the pro­tag­o­nist is some­one by the name of Samuel J. Bog­a­r­dus will be espe­cially sought after.

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I’d Like To Announce…

…my inten­tion to form an exploratory com­mit­tee to judge whether or not I should think about the pos­si­bil­ity of seek­ing the Party’s nom­i­na­tion for the office of the Pres­i­dent of the United States.

If elected, my first order of busi­ness will be to pull our troops out of Iraq. We are going to need them to invade Iran.

Why is the SciFi Chan­nel show­ing wrestling?

How does Carl Yas­trzem­ski feel about a birth con­trol pill being named after him?

The ’ ’ key on the lptop is strt­ing to ct up. You hve to hit it in just the right spot to mke it work.

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Noow What?

Yes­ter­day I whined aboout the lap­toop droop­ing the let­ter ‘a’ if the key wasn’t hit in just the right way. Toonight my nifty lighted key­booard seems too be doo­ing doou­ble ‘oo’s.

OK, maybe I exag­ger­ated that a bit to much, but ear­lier when I was com­pos­ing an email it must have hap­pened ten times. I know there is a set­ting in win­dows to reg­u­late the key­board pres­sure, but it was only hap­pen­ing for the let­ter ‘o’. And now, later, I can’t seem to get it to do it unless I force it, like above.

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It’s All In How You Ask

Got noth­ing to say tonight, so in lieu of actual con­tent here is an oldie, but goodie (rel­a­tively speak­ing), that Mark for­warded to me today.

George Phillips of Merid­ian, Mis­sis­sippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he’d left the light on in the gar­den shed, which she could see from the bed­room window.

George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were peo­ple in the shed steal­ing things.

He phoned the police, who asked “Is some­one in your house?” and he said “no”. Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should sim­ply lock his door and an offi­cer would be along when available.

George said, “Okay,” hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.

Hello, I just called you a few sec­onds ago because there were peo­ple in my shed. Well, you don’t have to worry about them now cause I’ve just shot them all.” Then he hung up.

Within five min­utes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambu­lance showed up at the Phillips ’ res­i­dence and caught the bur­glars red-handed.

One of the Police­men said to George: “I thought you said that you’d shot them!”

George said, “I thought you said there was nobody available!”

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Eat Mor Chikin

Cup of chicken soup for her, small lemon­ade & small waf­fle fries to split. His Chick-Fil-A sand­wich was free because of the coupon on the cow cal­en­dar. Desert was sev­eral hours later at Mickey D’s, two hot fudge sun­daes with nuts.

Meal Cost: $4.38
Tip: None
Dessert: $2.18
Spent Today: $6.56
Year to Date: $123.84

53,0000 Nuetrons

Who knew that the God­fa­ther of Soul was into Geo­caching? Not me, but accord­ing to his “widow” Tomi Rae Hynie*, he buried large amounts of cash in the back­yard of his Beech Island, SC home. If you feel like you want to take a chance that you’ll get by the gates, the secu­rity and quite pos­si­bly the guard dogs here are coor­di­nates of the stash/cache. +33° 25′ 30.90″, –81° 49′ 58.08″ (If you enter those coor­di­nates into Google Earth you can get a nice view of the next Graceland.)

We are in Hilton Head for the next cou­ple of days for some off-season beach fun. On the way down tonight, the Emperor passed through the 53,000 mile mark some where on Road #1 on the US Government’s Top Secret Bomb Plant less than 20 miles from James Brown’s house.

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* I could have sworn I heard this a cou­ple times on CNN Head­line News last night, but search­ing for any ref­er­ence of this “story” on the CNN web site today returned no hits.

Noumitsu Mizugiwa

When Donna and I went for our 2 mile walk on the beach this after­noon we must have passed about 20 peo­ple! Man, that is one noumitsu mizugiwa! (which I hope means crowded beach in Japan­ese) ;-)

Lunch was at Donna’s favorite Japan­ese place, Hinoki of Kurama. Kat­sudon and a Coke for him and a Bento Box with Sprite for her.

Meal Cost: $25.42
Tip: $3.58
Spent Today: $29.00
Year to Date: $152.84

Crazy Crab

In spite of last night’s mid­night bed­time my wife decided that 6:30AM was enough time in bed. I on the other hand wanted just a bit more sack time. She got up and show­ered and started cook­ing break­fast while I dozed. She was fin­ished with the sausage and the Eng­lish muffins, but some­where part way through the eggs, the smoke detec­tor started wail­ing. I jumped out of bed and reached for the detec­tor on the ceil­ing. When this hap­pens at home I pull down on one side of the cover caus­ing it to open, giv­ing me access to the bat­tery which I then slide off the con­tacts. Here in the condo when you pull down on the side of the smoke detec­tor it comes unplugged from the ceil­ing mount and bounces off your nose. It didn’t break the skin, but did leave a nice diag­o­nal red mark on the bridge…

We dined out tonight, but the money spent will not appear in the yearly tally because Jerry the Condo King and his wife Donna treated me and my wife Donna to din­ner out at the Crazy Crab. I was wear­ing lit­tle of my wife’s make-up foun­da­tion on my nose so as to not freak out the other restau­rant patrons. We were going to eat at Catch 22 where we all had such a great meal about a year ago, but changed our minds.

After we fin­ished our lunch at the Japan­ese restau­rant Donna and I walked down to Catch 22, they are in the same strip shop­ping cen­ter, to see if they had menu out front. They did have menus, but the also had a pink flier attached to the door han­dle from the local elec­tric com­pany. I could read the words “Impor­tant Infor­ma­tion About Your Elec­tric Ser­vice.” Curios­ity made me open it up. After all we might need to change our din­ner plans if they were going to be with­out power because of some main­te­nance issue. What I found inside did was that they were $2,000 behind on their power bill. Maybe we should eat there, they could sure use the money. On the other hand, if they were behind in the power bill, where else were they cut­ting cor­ners? Staff? Food qual­ity? The four of us did change our din­ner plans and opted to try one of the hun­dreds of other din­ing choices on Hilton Head Island.

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Bagels Baby

Yes­ter­day we had the fore­sight to buy our break­fast for today from Stuffy’s Stubby’s Gruby’s New York Deli. Sesame bagel for her, every­thing bagel for him and a side of cream cheese.

This is also a favored lunch place on Hilton Head Island for us. Quin­tes­sen­tial north­east Deli expe­ri­ence in the heart of the SC Low­coun­try. They serve over stuffed sand­wiches named after NYC land­marks that are worth twice what they charge. Plus you can get sliced deli meats and cheeses to take home too if you want. Don’t miss this place if you find your­self on HHI.

Meal Cost: $3.26
Tip Jar: 74¢
Spent So Far Today: $4.00
Year to Date: $156.84

4 PO Day

29921 - FurmanI had three maps to Post Offices I wanted to try and get pic­tures of on the way home from HHI. Ended up with only two of them, Ridge­land and Fur­man (pic­tured), miss­ing Sco­tia as I had the map labeled wrong and didn’t real­ize we were by it, until we were by it. We did pass right by two more, Till­man and Estill, and so we took advan­tage of the oppor­tu­nity and snapped their por­traits. Drove right by Pineland’s Post Office, but didn’t stop as it was a lit­tle trailer with a small dirt park­ing lot that was full of folks check­ing their mail. Going to put Pineland at the top of the list for our next trip that way. May re-shoot Fur­man when I do that run too. It is such a cute lit­tle Post Office and I’d like to get a pic­ture of it with­out the blue mini­van in it.

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14th Annivesary Dinner

Tonight was the MMC’s 14th Anniver­sary Din­ner. It was held at the Par­tridge Inn in Augusta and we ate from a set menu out on the Veranda. We both had the SPINACH SALAD with Can­died Pecans, Oranges, Bleu Cheese and Orange-Basil Vinai­grette. Donna had the BUTTERMILK FRIED CHICKEN with Bourbon-Tomato Sauce with the Spiced Apple Crum­ble for desert. I had the GRILLED 8oz FILLET and the Vanilla Bean Crème Brulee for afters.

Meal Cost: $72.89
Tip: $13.11
MMC Rebate $30.00
Spent For This Meal: $56.00
Year to Date: $212.84

Original Blogger

I read some­where where Doo­gie Howser is con­sid­ered the first blog­ger, well I just fin­ished watch­ing Oper­a­tion Pet­ti­coat and I think Lt. Cmdr. Matt T. Sher­man has him beat by 30 years. Well, maybe not, Doo­gie had a PC and Matt was just an ana­log blogger…

Break­fast was two blue­berry muffins from Coun­try Morn­ing Bak­ery in Ridge­land that we bought while pass­ing through yesterday.

Meal Cost: $3.42
Tip: None
Spent So Far Today: $3.42
Year to Date: $216.26

Don’t Be Lax, Report Suspicious Acts.

There are signs pro­claim­ing this on each of the two roads we used Thurs­day and yes­ter­day when we passed close by and through the secret bomb plant south of town. I guess that is sup­posed to be the 21st cen­tury equiv­a­lent of “Loose Lips, Sinks Ships.”

Lunch at Zaxby’s. We split a large Wings & Things and had our own small waters to drink.

Meal Cost: $8.14
Tip: None
Spent Today: $11.56
Year to Date: $227.82

Aside from lunch and the gro­cery shop­ping imme­di­ately after, I ven­tured no fur­ther from the couch than the garage today.

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What’s In Your Wallet?

I know I’ve got way to many loy­alty cards and I’ve only got four. I bet some of you have more than that. Well, I think I have found a solu­tion — Just One Club Card.

1. Choose 8 or less of your favorite clubs cards.
2. Find the bar­code on each club card (usu­ally on the back)
3. Locate the num­bers right under the bar­code and type them into the bar­code num­ber box.(Make sure to include any num­bers to the right or left of the bar code itself, even if they don’t line up with the main row of num­bers.)
4. Choose a store from one of the choices in the “Store” drop­down.
5. When you have fin­ished fill­ing out the boxes, click the “Cre­ate your card” but­ton.
6. Print out the gen­er­ated card and fol­low the instruc­tions to cre­ate a new card con­tain­ing all of your favorite club cards.

I now have my Food Lion, Kroger, Bi-Lo and CVS cards all one one. All that remains is to try it out.

So, what’s in your wallet?

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What Happened To Tuesday?

I missed it I guess.

Actu­ally noth­ing blog wor­thy hap­pened. Tonight same story, but I can’t skip two nights in a row, so you’ll just have to suf­fer with some sub-standard post­ing, sorry.

Spent yes­ter­day updat­ing the HHI Condo web site. Await­ing approval before actu­ally upload­ing the files. Noth­ing major, just some new pho­tos that were taken last weekend.

I also worked on a “Best of 2005″ page, by going through all the stuff I posted that year and pick­ing my one favorite post from each month. Some months were leaner than oth­ers, so a cou­ple of the bests are a lit­tle weak. I guess maybe if I changed the for­mat from one per month to just the Top Ten.… Hey, here’s an idea, you go read all 350-odd posts for your­self, leave a com­ment that includes the titles of your favorite 10 and I’ll add it to the side­bar too.

Tonight is the last day of the month and as usual I Pay­Paled some dough to RP thank­ing them for the music. As much as I love Bill’s music pro­gram­ing, some­times I have to stray for a bit so I don’t build up a tol­er­ance towards it. My usual first jump­ing off point is at SKY.fm as they have sev­eral chan­nels that appeal to me and even on the free­loader streams, the inter­rup­tions are min­i­mal. The Reg­gae, Clas­si­cal and the New Age chan­nels are book­marked in my Winamp player. They also offer sev­eral vari­a­tions of Jazz and Oldies, but yes­ter­day I noticed an new one, Clas­sic Rap. Does that mean rap is now just another passé genre and can by filed away with “The 80’s”?

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