Sturgeon’s Law

Ninety per­cent of every­thing is crap.


Derived from a quote by sci­ence fic­tion author Theodore Stur­geon, who once said, “Sure, 90% of sci­ence fic­tion is crud. That’s because 90% of every­thing is crud.” Oddly, when Sturgeon’s Law is cited, the final word is almost invari­ably changed to ‘crap’.

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Donnie Darko

List your top five favorite Cult Clas­sic movies. We had this dis­cus­sion a few weeks ago over the course of sev­eral after­noon breaks in my cubi­cal. Of the four folks involved we had very few over­laps. A lit­tle of this dif­fer­ence can be attrib­uted to our age dis­par­ity, but when asked for the cri­te­ria used to define cult clas­sic there were lots of vari­a­tion, from a movie that peo­ple dress in char­ac­ter to go see to not hav­ing a firm def­i­n­i­tion, but know­ing one when when you saw one.

My Five:
1) Rocky Hor­ror Pic­ture Show
2) Don­nie Darko
3) A Clock­work Orange
4) The Harder They Come
5) The Goonies

 

The Simp­sonized Frank & Don­nie Darko comes from Spring­field Punx.

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Squeak Removal

I made an attempt to elim­i­nate a cou­ple of unwanted sounds that the Emperor has been mak­ing tonight.

First up was a high pitched ring­ing or whine that it seems that only I and pos­si­bly cer­tain breeds of dogs can hear. I’m hop­ing that this is what it was in the past, a singing clutch actu­a­tion fork. A bit of grease needs to be applied on the fork where the slave cylin­der rod touches it. It seems like there was still some grease on there, but I applied some more and worked it around a bit.

Sec­ond was the annoy­ing belt squeal, mostly brief when the AC kicks in and occa­sion­ally long, loud and embar­rass­ing on damp morn­ing start ups. I’ve been treat­ing this issue with belt dress­ing with lim­ited suc­cess and decided it was time to attempt to tighten the offend­ing belt. I have been avoid­ing this because I didn’t think that I could man­age it with­out mak­ing it worse. Turns out in the inter­ven­ing 25 years since I last tried tight­en­ing an auto­mo­tive belt they have made it easy. Once you’ve loos­ened the mount­ing bolt, there is now a fancy screw that you can tighten with a wrench which increases the ten­sion. Heck, if I’d known that, I wouldn’t have had to lis­ten to that squeal for the past year.

When I fin­ished the main­te­nance I pulled out Meguiar’s Quik Detailer and gave the car a sponge bath.

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Photo Manipulation

Turn your pho­tos into car­toons at BeFunky and then add a car­toon word bal­loon at Super­Lame.

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Chrome

There is another entry into the browser wars and it is from the com­pany that is out to unseat Microsoft as the ruler of the com­puter world — Google. Wel­come to the front Pri­vate Chrome.

I tried it and it has a look and feel that I like, but it won’t (prob­a­bly) ever replace Fire­fox. The deal breaker is no Adblock Plus. I read some­where that because of the way the browser was writ­ten you can’t eas­ily tweak it with exten­sions, etc just yet. Plus Google makes tons of money that is gen­er­ated from their ads, so why should they want you to have the abil­ity to block them.

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Dude Where’s Your Car?

That’s right, we rode the tan­dem to work today. Even though Trop­i­cal Storm Han­nah has weak­ened and there was only a 30% chance of rain we still got slightly damp on the ride home.

Han­nah also played havoc with the MMC’s sched­uled trip to the Food Lion Auto Fair in Char­lotte, NC. The Club (and I use that term loosely) had planned on going to the Spring ver­sion ear­lier this year, but it was going to be a rainy day, so we can­celed and resched­uled to go to the fall ver­sion. Well, some­body is try­ing to tell us some­thing, like don’t go, because there is a 60% chance of rain there tomor­row too.

If it was only, say an hour away, we might have taken a chance, but to get there it is at least 2–1/2 hours which is just too long a trip to end up in the rain.

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81,000 Trinkets & Geegaws

On the way home this morn­ing from our visit to Aiken’s Makin’ (the city’s big craft show) the Emperor passed through the 81k mark.

Because we enjoyed the Jesse Stone flick Stone Cold so much yes­ter­day we decided not to wait on Net­flix and went to the local video store to rent the remain­ing three. Then we watched them all this after­noon. No self con­trol. I think I’m going to get me ball cap with a big PPD embroi­dered on it.

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You Don’t Know Jack

Sung to the tune of Scott McKenzie’s San Fran­cisco (Be Sure to Wear Some Flow­ers in Your Hair):
“If you’re going to walk Hitch­cock Woods
You’ll be sure to get spi­ders in your hair
If you’re going hik­ing in the woods
You’re gonna see lots of ani­mals in there”

On our walk in the woods this morn­ing we saw sev­eral humans, some with dogs, some on horses and a cou­ple on foot. We saw a fox squir­rel and lots of spi­der webs, even some with spi­ders still in them. We heard sev­eral dif­fer­ent species of birds. We saw a toad, a sala­man­der and a snake. A SNAKE!?!

He was a decent size one too. just lying there across the trail, prob­a­bly 4 foot long. When I first noticed him he looked like a lit­tle krin­kle french fry, all wavy like. Must have been asleep because when I poked him lightly with the end of my walk­ing stick he smoothed right out and kind of looked up at me. Flicked his lit­tle red tongue at me sev­eral times and just stayed where he was. I’m think­ing he was kinda pissed at me for wak­ing him up because he pulled his head back like he was going to strike. I was still stand­ing back away, just close enough to poke him again with my 4′ walk­ing stick.

He didn’t like me pok­ing him, but he still didn’t move off the trail until I kicked sand at him for the sec­ond time. He looked up at me once more, as if to remem­ber my face, and slith­ered away slowly bid­ing his time, prob­a­bly plan­ning when he could catch me unawares at another time.

Just after he left the trail Donna said, “Take it’s pic­ture.” Good idea I thought, if I only had a cam­era. I did, like I always do, it was right there one the end of my walk­ing stick. I just didn’t think to use that end of the stick, I was too busy pok­ing with the other end.

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Snippy Receptionist

An older gen­tle­man had an appoint­ment to see the urol­o­gist who shared offices with sev­eral other doc­tors. The wait­ing room was filled with patients.

As he approached the receptionist’s desk, he noticed that the recep­tion­ist was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler. He gave her his name.

In a very loud voice, the recep­tion­ist said, “YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE; YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?”

All the patients in the wait­ing room snapped their heads around to look at the very embar­rassed man.

He recov­ered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied, “NO, I’VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DON’T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS.”

Coals To Newcastle

Every month we ship off a box to the Seat­tle area where Donna’s brother Scott and his fam­ily live. This month’s care pack­age includes a gift & card for Scott because his birth­day is com­ing up, but usu­ally the boxes just con­tain books and a few small toys for Baby James (who used to go by the name The Baby To Be Named Later, but now doesn’t because he has, uh, been named) and some of those com­pli­men­tary cof­fee pack­ets lifted from the hotel rooms we have stayed in for Baby James’ mother & Scott’s wife, Beth.

Why are we send­ing cof­fee to an area of the coun­try where it is every citizen’s right to not ever be out of sight of a Star­bucks or inde­pen­dent cof­fee hut? Leave a guess in the com­ments and if you are right I will mail one less packet of java to Beth next month and send it to you instead.

I’ve added another cat­e­gory of links to the side bar that will be used for links that I want to save because I find them enter­tain­ing, but don’t fit into any of the other cat­e­gories. The cat­e­gory is called Salma­gundi which is Car­dass­ian for — enter­tain­ing, but not fit­ting in.

Check out Joe Pos­nan­ski, he used to be a sports writer for the Augusta Chron­i­cle, but has moved on to the greener pas­tures of Kansas City. Because I really don’t read the sports pages I was unfa­mil­iar with his writ­ing, but now that I have stum­bled on his blog, and if he wrote in the paper like he does on the web, I’m sorry I didn’t read him. Read this post enti­tled The Play (with bonus Augusta cov­er­age) and tell me if this guy isn’t great. The only bad thing is he has just been blog­ging since Octo­ber of 2007 and that leaves only 317 more posts of his to read…

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Katherine Ryan, Katherine Dodd, Joan Heart, Maggie Ryan, Annie, Lucy, and Monica Callis

Accord­ing to this Slate arti­cle the movie Net­flix mem­bers love to rent, but have the hard­est time watch­ing is Hotel Rwanda, with Schindler’s List com­ing in a close sec­ond. There are also sto­ries of keep­ing a movie for months before watch­ing them (or not.)

I have been a Net­flix mem­ber 2 sep­a­rate times. The first was from May 2000 to Octo­ber 2004 when I was a 4 at a time unlim­ited mem­ber. The sec­ond time from Jan­u­ary 2006 until present where I started as one at a time and recently bumped it up to two at a time. Look­ing over the dif­fer­ence between mem­ber­ship peri­ods, when I was a 4 at a time user, the time a movie was kept on my cof­fee table was a lot worse than now when I can only have two out at a time.

The movie with the “honor” of being in my pos­ses­sion the longest was Bet­ter Luck Tomor­row at 75 days. The disc I kept the absolute longest was a TV one, The X-Files: Sea­son 2: Disc 3, which sat around the house for 12 weeks (84 days.) Con­sid­er­ing that I think of myself as a big X-Files fan I was sur­prised to find that of my top 10 delayed watched discs, four of them were from that show.

I’ve done much bet­ter this time around because the longest out movie is A Scan­ner Darkly at a mere 18 days. The worse TV show disc was Due South: Sea­son 1: Disc 1 at twelve days in waiting.

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Political Action Figures

And here I have been slowly build­ing up my col­lec­tion of TDTVS action fig­ures, how so 2004, I need to get in the moment. Accord­ing to a New York Daily News arti­cle there are 2008 Pres­i­den­tial cam­paign action fig­ures avail­able from HeroBuilders.com.

Poor Joe Biden, he doesn’t rate a fig­ure though. You can get McCain in a T-shirt, Palin dressed in some Japan­ese school girl fan­tasy out­fit (among oth­ers) and Obama, sans shirt, who looks like he has been work­ing out. Also avail­able for your col­lect­ing plea­sure are a cou­ple of dis­graced politi­cos who had trou­ble with that whole faith­ful sec­tion of their mar­riage vows, John Edwards and Elliot Spitzer.

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Black Testicles

A male patient is lying in bed in the hos­pi­tal, wear­ing an oxy­gen mask over his mouth and nose. A young, stu­dent nurse appears to give him a par­tial sponge bath.

Nurse, he mum­bles, from behind the mask. “Are my tes­ti­cles black?”

Embar­rassed, the young nurse replies, “I don’t know, Sir. I’m only here to wash your upper body and feet.”

He strug­gles to ask again, “Nurse, please check. Are my tes­ti­cles black?”

Con­cerned that he may ele­vate his blood pres­sure and heart rate from worry about his tes­ti­cles, she over­comes her embar­rass­ment and pulls back the cov­ers. She raises his gown, holds his man­hood in one hand and his tes­ti­cles in the other. Then, she takes a close look and says, “There’s noth­ing wrong with them, Sir!”

The man pulls off his oxy­gen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, “Thank you very much. That was won­der­ful, but, lis­ten very, very closely.…..A r e — m y — t e s t — r e s u l t s — b a c k?”

Moms in Therapy

A psy­chi­a­trist was con­duct­ing a group ther­apy ses­sion with four young moth­ers and their small chil­dren. “You all have obses­sions,” he observed.

To the first mother, Mary, he said, “You are obsessed with eat­ing. You’ve even named your daugh­ter Candy.”

He turned to the sec­ond Mom, Ann, “Your obses­sion is with money. Again, it man­i­fests itself in your child’s name, Penny.”

He turned to the third Mom, Joyce, “Your obses­sion is alco­hol. This too shows itself in your child’s name, Brandy.”

At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, qui­etly got up, took her lit­tle boy by the hand and whis­pered, “Come on, Dick, this guy has no idea what he’s talk­ing about. Let’s go pick up your broth­ers Peter and Willy from school.”

Too Much

Sorry I didn’t post any­thing last night, but I was too busy admir­ing myself in my new hat.

I made it 30 min­utes into the sea­son pre­mier of The Sarah Con­ner Chron­i­cles before giv­ing up tonight. Cred­i­bil­ity was stretched too far, snapped and I was returned to real­ity. I can bring myself to believe that killer robots have been sent back from the future to kill an indi­vid­ual that threat­ens them in the future, but I can not believe that that indi­vid­ual can be involved in an auto acci­dent at 35 MPH while not wear­ing a seat belt, get out of the car and trot off down the street. Alright, maybe I could have gone for that, but not after they show a close up of his pant leg and it looks like a river of blood run­ning down it, appar­ently caused by a com­pound frac­ture. Fol­lowed by that leg prac­ti­cally col­laps­ing when he first puts his full weight on it, then 2 baby steps later he takes off run­ning at 15 MPH.

That was just one of sev­eral things that made me wince. But if I remem­ber cor­rectly I may have had the same trou­ble when I first started watch­ing this series last year. Maybe I just need to be in the mood?

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Pardon The Interuption


Flicker Field in Hitch­cock Woods.

That’s a photo from last Sunday’s hike. We went for a bike ride this morn­ing, but are plan­ning on a walk in the woods tomor­row. Sorry for the lack of words recently. Suf­fer­ing from a lit­tle bit of BA.

 

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The End of the Weekend

The FRS were on TBS this after­noon (and won the game thanks to a cou­ple of Jays errors and a cou­ple of blown calls in their favor by the umpires), so I spent sev­eral hours planted on the couch watch­ing. Then at 5 o’clock this after­noon a House marathon started on USA and here I am, still dent­ing the cushion.

We did get out and go for a nice hike this morn­ing though…

My Friend Flicka

 

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Up or Down

At a Senior Citizen’s lun­cheon, an elderly gen­tle­man and an elderly lady struck up a con­ver­sa­tion and dis­cov­ered that they both loved to fish. Since both of them were wid­owed, they decided to go fish­ing together the next day.

The gen­tle­man picked the lady up, and they headed to the river to his fish­ing boat and started out on their adven­ture. They were rid­ing down the river when there was a fork in the river, and the gen­tle­man asked the lady, “Do you want to go up or down?”

All of a sud­den the lady stripped off her shirt and pants and made mad pas­sion­ate love to the man right there in the boat!

When they fin­ished, the man couldn’t believe what had just hap­pened, but he had just expe­ri­enced the best sex that he’d had in years. They fished for a while and con­tin­ued on down the river, when soon they came upon another fork in the river. He again asked the lady, “Up or down?”

There she went again, stripped off her clothes, and made wild pas­sion­ate love to him again.

This really impressed the elderly gen­tle­man, so he asked her to go fish­ing again the next day. She said yes and there they were the next day, rid­ing in the boat when they came upon the fork in river, and the elderly gen­tle­man asked, “Up or down?”

The woman replied, “Down.”

A lit­tle puz­zled and dis­ap­pointed, the gen­tle­man guided the boat down the river when he came upon another fork in the river and he asked the lady, “Up or down?”

She replied, “Up.”

This really con­fused the gen­tle­man so he asked, “What’s the deal? Yes­ter­day, every time I asked you if you wanted to go up or down you made mad pas­sion­ate love to me. Now today, nothing!”

She replied, “Well, yes­ter­day I wasn’t wear­ing my hear­ing aid and I thought the choices were fuck or drown.”

Man of Faith


John Locke

Like Mr. Locke, I am a man of faith, as long as you con­sider faith in fail­ure. The FRS were lead­ing tonight’s game by 13 to 1 after 5–1/2 innings and then as if to val­i­date my faith, they have given up 5 runs in the last two innings. I’m pretty sure they won’t blow the remain­ing 8 run lead in the last two innings, but if they do, you should have faith that I will blame myself for the loss because I jinxed the team by say­ing, “Pretty sure they won’t.”

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Oh no! Commercials!

What makes Visa think that a skit that was funny once, maybe twice, on Sat­ur­day Night Live a cou­ple of decades ago would make a good com­mer­cial spokesman?

I’m think­ing that I need to start an auto insur­ance com­pany because there sure are a lot of them in the busi­ness and they all seem to be adver­tis­ing heavily.

I’m watch­ing Sea­son 5: Episode 1 of House on reg­u­lar TV and I think­ing there must be some cor­re­la­tion between House view­ers and movie goers as we are just past halfway through and that was the 5th upcom­ing movie promo commercial.

For the record, I didn’t really enjoy the Victoria’s Secret com­mer­cial either.

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Blasts From The Past

A co-worker cleaned up his office a bit the other day and brought me a stack of mag­a­zines about a half a foot high. PC World & PC Mag­a­zine. Ran­dom issues from early 2006 up to early this year. The ear­lier ones are the best (if you can’t read the lat­est that is) because they are like his­tory books. Remem­ber that a cou­ple years in the tech world are like sev­eral decades in real time. 2006 was pre Vista, pre Iphone even. In an arti­cle from the the Novem­ber 7, 2006 issue enti­tled PC Magazine’s Top 99 Undis­cov­ered Web Sites I was actu­ally sur­prised by how many of them are still up and running.

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Mid Grade

The 2001+ Miatas, which the Emperor is one of, requires pre­mium (91 octane) fuel because they bumped the com­pres­sion, among other things, to increase the horse­power. Because of this I have been pay­ing 20¢ more a gal­lon than must folks.

The car will run on lower octane gas because the ECU (brain) will com­pen­sate and adjust the tim­ing so the engine won’t knock. When this hap­pens the car will lose a few horses and the gas mileage will also suf­fer some. I have never cheated and run lower grade stuff, because even when the car is on E it only takes 10 gal­lons to fill up, so con­sid­er­ing the down­sides, sav­ing two bucks more a tank­ful is just not worth it.

When I first got the car I was star­tled by a sort of abrupt surge in engine power as it passes up through 3000 RPM when the car is not fully warm. I won­dered if there was some­thing wrong because none of my pre­vi­ous Miatas did that. I checked that foun­tain of Miata knowl­edge, the forums on Miata.net and learned that that behav­ior was com­mon in the 2001+ cars. They added a mechan­i­cal vari­able valve tim­ing thingam­abob and that in con­junc­tion with ECU cre­ated that lit­tle surge which smoothed out after the engine was up to temperature.

Funny thing hap­pened last Fri­day though, because Hur­ri­cane Ike cre­ated havoc with the gas sup­ply in our neck of the woods, when I finally found a place that actu­ally had gas for sale they weren’t sell­ing pre­mium. I filled the car up with mid grade (89 octane) and so far my butt dyno has noticed zero dif­fer­ence in pep. And as a bonus that, still sur­pris­ing after all these years, 3000 RPM surge is gone. I didn’t check to see if the mileage was down, so tonight I filled it up with mid grade again. At the next fill up I’ll see if I end up get­ting less than the usual 27 MPG.

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Red Envelope in the Mail

When we got home today and checked the mail there was a famil­iar red enve­lope in the box. Upon closer inspec­tion it was a clever advert for the ser­vice. Inside were four cards, offer­ing 1 month free trial to Net­flix that you would hope­fully pass out to your friends and when they signed up you would get a bonus movie shipped to you from your queue.

Sounds cool, but I won’t be pass­ing any out and here is why, when you sign up you need a valid form of pay­ment (most likely a credit card, but I’m sure direct debit from a check­ing account is an option) and this I under­stand, but the part I don’t like is that they will auto­mat­i­cally start charg­ing that card or what­ever if you do not can­cel before your month is up. I’m not stu­pid, I know why they are doing it that way, they are bet­ting you won’t remem­ber to can­cel in time and they can charge your account. They are also bet­ting you won’t even see it on your monthly bill and can prob­a­bly get a cou­ple months of money before you fig­ure out what hap­pened. That just smacks of sleazy.

How about play­ing fair and using the opt in pol­icy, send a cou­ple three emails after the three week time frame and ask if they would like to con­tinue? We had just recently con­sid­ered giv­ing some­one a gift of Net­flix for Christ­mas, but decided against it for the same reason.

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Word Limit

Unfor­tu­nately I have used up all the words I’m allot­ted for today by typ­ing out cap­tions for the pic­tures I took this morn­ing at the bal­loon fest, so head on over to Flickr to see ‘em and read ‘em — Aiken Bal­loon Fest 2008.

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Synchronized Horseback Riding

We walked back over to see the bal­loons fly again this morn­ing (more pic­tures.)

After the skies cleared they held some eques­trian type stuff, go fig­ure, the event is called Ford Trucks Eques­trian Amer­ica Bal­loon Fes­ti­val. We stayed a while to watch our neigh­bor and another mem­ber of the Aiken Pony Club do a musi­cal dres­sage demon­stra­tion. They did a 5 minute walk, trot, can­ter, etc. in sync inside a small ring set up to the music from TDPM.

Coin­ci­den­tally I got to watch the last 15 min­utes of that movie on USA after the FRS beat the Blue Jays on TBS that segued into a House marathon, which I have been glued to ever since. If you like House like I like House check out Med­ical Reviews of House on Polite Dis­sent. The fel­low is a doc­tor which gives him a very unique slant on the show. Don’t for­get to read the com­ments as they are almost as good and at times even better.

Just like us, the Emperor took the day off.

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Pilot — Part 1

Night 1 of 82. We have started watch­ing all the pre­vi­ous sea­sons episodes of Sea­son 5 of TDTVS , one at a time, every week­night until Jan­u­ary when new episodes begin again.

I still have trou­ble with the jet engine remain­ing run­ning long after the crash and then spec­tac­u­larly blow­ing up when some red shirt is sucked into it. The sec­ond explo­sion when the wing crashes down on the sand is a cred­i­bil­ity stretcher as well.

This episode is enti­tled Pilot (Pt 1) because it was what the pro­duc­ers, in the tra­di­tional sense, used to sell the show to the net­work. But know­ing now, what I didn’t know then, I’m bet­ting it is also called this because of the key role the pilot played in the plane get­ting lost.

Just how old was J.J. Abrams in 1969? Do you think the gen­e­sis of LOST was a show called The New Peo­ple?

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Pilot — Part 2

Show 2 of 82. Does this photo look famil­iar? I think it does. Just six days ago I posted a photo I had taken of the Shan­non Ruther­ford “Action” Fig­ure that was based on the scene from this episode.

After Sun­day’ games the FRS had a magic num­ber of 1 for clinch­ing a wild card play­off spot. They were also only 1–1/2 games out of first place and win­ning the divi­sion was once again in play. But last night they lost and Tampa Bay won drop­ping them back to 2–1/2 games behind. Because the Yan­kees had the night off the play­off clinch­ing magic num­ber remained at one. Tonight the Yanks are win­ning and Tampa Bay has won the first game of their dou­ble­header and although the FRS are win­ning, they are mak­ing it look hard, they are up by only one run and the Indi­ans have loaded the bases the last two innings. Update: The FRS man­aged to stave off defeat and are going to the playoffs.

The weather has turned pos­i­tively March like all of a sud­den here, High near 80, low in the upper 50s and 20 MPH winds. Even though it is our long days and 1 hour ear­lier start, we got up even ear­lier so we could ride the tan­dem to work. The good thing about the extra hour early start, there is nobody, and I mean nobody, on the road at that time. The good thing about the wind is it is com­ing from a direc­tion that makes it a tail­wind on the way home.

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Tabula Rasa

TDTVS episode 3 of 82 gave us a lit­tle peek at Kate’s Aus­tralian back story. On the island mir­a­cle man John Locke whit­tles a whis­tle that brings Vin­cent out of the jungle.

Besides LOST we also watched 2/3rds of the sec­ond episode of An Unsuit­able Job for a Woman the decid­edly British mys­tery show that came in the mail today. When we tear off the outer flap of the red Net­flix enve­lope we shred that sucker because it has our name and address on it. For those of you who laugh in the face of the iden­tity thieves I have the per­fect solu­tion of what to do with all those enve­lope flaps — Net­flix Origami

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Walkabout

Episode #4. On the island Locke, the great white hunter, kills a boar and pre-crash, off the island, we see he was a loser in a wheel chair. At one point he is talk­ing on the phone to a woman named Helen who we are led to believe he has a rela­tion­ship with, but it turns out she is a phone sex oper­a­tor who John is pay­ing just to talk to. Later on in the series, his back story shows that he does end up in a real rela­tion­ship with some­one named Helen, who I don’t think was a phone sex worker. If it turns out she was I’ll be sure to let you know.

Tues­day night I needed to col­lect some­thing from friends, when I called to see if I could come get it, I got their answer­ing machine, so I said call me back if it is not too late. Of course they called back in the mid­dle of this weeks new episode of House. I asked if it could wait a half hour. When I did go over after the show they asked how it was. They are fans of the show, but in DVD form because there never seems enough time to see it in real time. I told them that I didn’t enjoy it as much as a lot of the other episodes. I couldn’t put my fin­ger on an exact rea­son though. I wasn’t until the next day when I read Polite Dissent’s review. Here is the first line:

This was not so much an episode of House as it was a par­ody of an episode of House — and a par­ody which seemed to be writ­ten by some­one who’s heard about the show, but never actu­ally seen it.

If you are like me and can’t fig­ure out why you didn’t enjoy the show, read the rest of the review.

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Gas Strand

Tomor­row is my birth­day and Mon­day is Donna and my anniver­sary, so we decided to get away for the week­end. Last week we made reser­va­tions at a hotel in Myr­tle Beach. This week, for what ever rea­son, gas became scarce around these parts with half of the sta­tions in Aiken not hav­ing any gas and the ones that do, usu­ally only have reg­u­lar. The gas sta­tion at Krogers has had a line 20 cars long in both direc­tions for the past two days. Maybe they have premium?

Yes­ter­day we checked the Myr­tle Beach news­pa­per online and they had an arti­cle about the gas short­age, but they only men­tioned one sta­tion that was out of gas and the rest of the story was more gen­eral about the whole south­east region hav­ing avail­abil­ity issues. We started to ques­tion as to whether we should make the trip. One thing that was mak­ing us want to go was we had put a non-refundable one night deposit down on the charge card. But we didn’t want to get 200 miles away and not be able to find enough as to gas to get back home. So this morn­ing we decided to go get some break­fast and check to see how easy we could find some gas in Aiken. There was already a line at Kroger and the next cou­ple of sta­tions we passed had bags over their pump han­dles. On the west and north side of town gas was a lit­tle more plen­ti­ful. We stopped at one north­side sta­tion and filled up the tank as we were a lit­tle below a half a tank. All they had was reg­u­lar. We almost decided to pack it in and go home, but agreed to go up to I-20 and see if those sta­tions had gas. If they didn’t we would just turn around and go home. Of the the 4 sta­tions at the inter­state only one was pump­ing gas.

Screw it we said and pressed on. If worse came to worse we could always turn around at Colum­bia. About 45 miles into our trip we pulled off at an exit for a snack break that only had one gas sta­tion. They had gas, all grades, and no line. The sta­tion is sev­eral miles from a town of any size, so the only peo­ple who get gas here are the few folks who live out this way and the ran­dom inter­state drop-ins like us. Not enough peo­ple I guess to cre­ate a crit­i­cal mass of panic mak­ing every­one keep top­ping off their tanks when ever they see a gas sta­tion with a line. We when got to Myr­tle Beach, every­body has gas. When we spoke to some­one at a wel­come cen­ter she said the only place that was out of gas was the one men­tioned in that online arti­cle we read.

When I filled up this morn­ing in Aiken I had been 170 miles and the tank took 6.5 gal­lons mean­ing that my time run­ning mid grade net­ted a 26.3 MPG aver­age. That might be slightly less than my usual aver­age with the nor­mal pre­mium gas, but see­ing as I haven’t really been keep­ing track there is no way to tell for sure. When we got to Con­way, at the first gas sta­tion we saw, I stopped in to fill up with pre­mium like Mr. Mazda wants me too. There was still a lit­tle over a half a tank left so the car only took 5.4 gal­lons, but we had been 194 mostly inter­state miles. That resulted in an aver­age 34.7 MPG! Usu­ally all inter­state dri­ving results in around 32 MPG, must have been that mag­i­cal mix­ture of a half a tank of mid-grade and a half a tank of regular…

The real rea­son for the higher MPG was prob­a­bly because I didn’t drive at my usual speed. Nor­mally I set the cruise for an indi­cated speed of 80 MPH which means I have an actu­ally ground speed of 75, my typ­i­cal five miles an hour above the posted speed limit, today I set the cruise at 75 so I was prob­a­bly mov­ing along at right around 70 MPH.

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Myrtle Beach

We are stay­ing in a place called Sea Crest in their 15 story tower with a room that has a bal­cony. From the room you can see the beach, but you can’t hear the surf over the 20 water fea­tures in the kid­die pool. And even if you could shut off the water there would be the music from the bar to con­tend with…

I didn’t really pay to close atten­tion to all the hotel had to offer, because if I had I would real­ized that the place didn’t offer in room inter­net. My first clue was when I opened the wire­less util­ity and there wasn’t any sig­nal labeled with any vari­a­tion of Sea Crest. There was how­ever about a dozen unse­cured con­nec­tions, sev­eral with real good strength, labeled Hotel Blue, a 15 story neigh­bor­ing monolith.

We went for a big loop drive today and took Post Office pic­tures, a baker’s dozen. We also took a walk on the beach, went to a Greek Fes­ti­val, looked at the fishies in the Ripley’s Aquar­ium, didn’t watch the FRS (they were rained out), took a nap, bought some sou­venir t-shirts and when it got dark we drove a feww miles south and west for a night­cap, one more Post Office.

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Regular Season Wrap

The FRS are fin­ish­ing out the the last of their 162 game reg­u­lar sea­son today. Ordi­nar­ily these last three games with the MFY would be very mean­ing­ful and have every Sox fan (and Yan­kee fans too) on the edge of their seats, this year it is dif­fer­ent. The Red Sox clinched a Wild Card Play­off spot sev­eral days ago and the Yan­kees are not going to the play­offs for the first time since 1993. I am sit­ting here lis­ten­ing to the broad­cast and most of the time I’m not sure who is bat­ting and who is in the field. Not because I’m not pay­ing atten­tion, but because both teams are play­ing the scrubs.

I started lis­ten­ing to this afternoon’s game, but quit for a bit because I had some­thing else to do, when I tried to recon­nect I couldn’t get back to the Boston web site. I couldn’t even get to MLB.com. I guess a lot of peo­ple took advan­tage of the daily or week­end pass for MLB TV and they over­loaded the servers.

When I first checked the Boston home page this morn­ing to see what they planned on doing about yesterday’s rain out, I noticed an advert to buy some Red Sox play­off gear. I’m not sure if you can read the hat, but it says “2008 Divi­sion Cham­pi­ons.” Some­one for­got to check their facts because that ship sailed on Fri­day when the FRS lost a squeaker to the Yan­kees 19–8. If you clicked on the link you got to see the gear the Sox really earned, the much cov­eted “Wild Card” or “I Kissed My Sis­ter” hat.

82,000 White Rabbits

Tonight we watched episode 5 of 82 of TDTVS. It was the one we should have watched on Fri­day, but we weren’t home, we were in Myr­tle Beach and I for­got to bring the DVD.

Fin­ished up the week­end today by tak­ing the long way home and snapped 10 more PO Por­traits giv­ing us a total of 23 for the 3 days. We are now 93% fin­ished with the project and all that remain are the ones right around Charleston and the 6 mil­i­tary bases in the state.

Some­where west of Branchville the Emperor cruised past the eighty two thou­sand mile mark, so when we got home I gave him a well deserved royal bath.

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House of the Rising Sun

Sea­son 1 Episode 6 and at first glance the title seems all wrong because Sun & Jin are Korean not Japan­ese, but after watch­ing it through you real­ize the word Sun is not for the cen­ter of our solar sys­tem, it is for the char­ac­ter of Sun. It showed us some­one who has seemed meek in the first 5 episodes is actu­ally a woman of sur­prises and quiet power.

Tonight I dis­cov­ered that I can not count. That’s not entirely true, I can count, I just should learn to start at one like most folks, not zero. I have fin­ished crop­ping and tweak­ing this weekend’s Post Office pho­tos (no snappy cap­tions just yet) and when I uploaded them to the gallery I noticed that they filled the whole page, which is 4 columns of 6 rows. When we laid out a plan in which order we wanted to do Saturday’s POs we started num­ber­ing at 1 and worked our way up. No prob­lem. When we got home and I filled out the Sun­day POs on the map, I started right where I left off on Sat­ur­day and ended at 23. This is why I said twenty three yes­ter­day. I for­got that we actu­ally snagged a Post Office (Num­ber Zero) on the way to the beach on Friday.

Hey wait a minute, one of the famous LOST num­bers is 23, coin­ci­dence, I don’t think so…

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The Moth

Show num­ber seven. Charlie-centric. Before I started rewatch­ing the TDTVS episodes I would have told you that sea­son 1 was my favorite, because it was new and it was inter­est­ing get­ting intro­duced to the char­ac­ters. Now I’m not to sure, maybe because I already do know their back stories…

Iron­man was wait­ing on the front steps today thanks to the UPS guy. I watched it tonight and it is just as good as I remem­bered. It is so good that I can over­look one of my pet peeves in action movies, the clichéd car wreck scene that destroys dozens of cars when just a few would get the point across. The one thing I couldn’t over­look is the hir­ing of an actor that was unsuited for the role or they changed the direc­tion of the role and kept the same actor in the part (hey, maybe he was the pro­duc­ers brother-in-law or something.)

You are say­ing to your­self, I’ve seen that movie, the cast­ing was spot on, what’s this guy talk­ing about? There is this scene late in the movie where Oba­diah Stane is berat­ing this sci­en­tist guy because he has failed to recre­ate the mini “arc reac­tor” needed to power the Iron Mon­ger suit. They shaved the head of the sci­en­tist guy in such a man­ner as to give him a typ­i­cal male pat­tern bald­ness look. Was it in an effort to make him look more sci­en­tific? I’m sur­prised when this film was first released there weren’t mem­bers of the SPODAAAS (Soci­ety for the Pre­ven­tion Of Dis­crim­i­na­tion Against Andro­genic Alope­cia Suf­fer­ers) protest­ing the not hir­ing of an actual bald actor to play this piv­otal role.

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