Sturgeon’s Law

Ninety per­cent of every­thing is crap.


Derived from a quote by sci­ence fic­tion author Theodore Stur­geon, who once said, “Sure, 90% of sci­ence fic­tion is crud. That’s because 90% of every­thing is crud.” Oddly, when Sturgeon’s Law is cited, the final word is almost invari­ably changed to ‘crap’.

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Old New New Year’s Tradition

Last Jan­u­ary 1st I remarked that we had started (after all of 2 in a row) a new tra­di­tion of tak­ing a hike in the Sumter National For­rest on New Year’s Day. This year our hik­ing com­pan­ions were non-committal and a plead­ing phone call from an old friend made us revive an old tra­di­tion with some folks who con­tin­ued on in our recent absence. We joined the Aiken Bicy­cle Club on a ride to Aiken State Park.

In the inter­ven­ing 5 years or so since we last did this with the ABC a cou­ple of things were dif­fer­ent. 1) Donna and I were rid­ing a tan­dem instead of sep­a­rate bikes and 2) the Aiken State Park was now called Aiken State Nat­ural Area. (I won­der what the dif­fer­ence is?)

The Nat­ural Area is a 22 mile one way trip and see­ing as that is about 2 miles fur­ther than we have rid­den in a long time and there was a catered lunch wait­ing there for us, we opted, along with about 1/2 of the cyclists, for a ride back to Aiken in a car with the bikes on a trailer.

Because it was such a beau­ti­ful day for Jan­u­ary, we had plenty of day­light left when we got back and tomor­row promises rain, so we climbed into the Miata and went for a 50 mile or so drive.

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New Year’s Revolutions

That’s right rev­o­lu­tions, I gave up on res­o­lu­tions a few years back when the only ones I could actu­ally stick to, were to ride my bike less and gain some weight.

Radio Par­adise is out as my inter­net radio sta­tion of choice. For the last week or so it has been plagued by drop outs and annoy­ing buffer­ing for 10 sec­onds to for­ever until it recon­nects. Now it could pos­si­bly be my fault as it seemed to have started about the time I got this whole wire­less net­work thing going…or it could be they knew I didn’t donate my usual 5 spot at the end of the month like I’d been doing all year…or what­ever, but RP is out and RadioIO-eclectic is in. RadioIO-eclectic is a lit­tle harder edged, plays more cover tunes (which I like) and doesn’t play many “oldies” (which I sort of miss), but most of all it hasn’t once dropped the stream on me.

Net­flix is back. This time we opted for the cheap­est entrance fee — $9.95 (+tax) — which enti­tles us to one movie out at a time with unlim­ited rentals per month. Because there is a dis­tri­b­u­tion cen­ter in Colum­bia, SC now we are look­ing at quite pos­si­bly a three day turn around time. We are going to plan a mid week movie night, and if the mail gods are smil­ing we should have another movie avail­able for a week­end night. We quit NF in Octo­ber of ’04 and haven’t watched too many flicks since then, so it only took about 10 min­utes to line up 20 movies for the queue. I’m sure keep­ing it that full won’t be an issue for a while. Guess I’ll see about get­ting a plug-in to show the queue on the right hand side here, so you can see what we’ll be watch­ing on Wednes­day nights.

Might be turn­ing off the PC at night and dur­ing the days for a while. Started to get a loud rat­tle this after­noon. At first I thought it was the sound of a hard drive about to self destruct. I shut the PC down and started it back up and all was quiet, for a while. Shut it off again and when I restarted the com­puter I com­menced to back­ing up my doc­u­ments. When it started mak­ing the noise again I cracked open the case and pushed on each HD to see if the noise would stop, and it would for as long as I was putting pres­sure on the drive. But nei­ther felt like it was vibrat­ing enough to make that much noise. Sounded more like it was com­ing from the power sup­ply fan and a quick whack in that area silenced it. There is also a CPU fan in the same gen­eral area so it could be that too. But see­ing as if either one were to fail silently it would be cat­a­strophic, I’ll just turn off the PC when it is not in use. Going to put a slight crimp in my search for ET for a while.

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Boating Anyone?

Donna\'s Mom and Dad on a Boat in 1970 Back over Thanks­giv­ing week when Donna and her sis­ter were going through pic­tures to take to the funeral home for them to use in pro­duc­ing a trib­ute video of their mom, Sandy kept look­ing for a pic­ture she had seen before and wanted it included, but look­ing high and low it couldn’t be found. Donna and I hadn’t ever seen it before and we were begin­ning to believe that it didn’t exist, that Sandy had a false mem­ory implanted some­how or was confusing/combining two sep­a­rate images in her head.

This week­end Donna has been in the back bed­room con­tin­u­ing her daunt­ing task of sort­ing through thou­sands of fam­ily pic­tures. So guess what she hap­pened to find today? That’s right, Mom and Dad on a boat. Sorry we doubted you Sandy…

What Noise?

Came home this after­noon and fired up the PC. After 10 min­utes or so the noise came back. I unplugged every­thing from the back of the tower and dragged it out into the mid­dle of the floor. I got out the vac­uum cleaner and sucked up as much dust as I could out. I pulled out the CPU fan and it’s hous­ing from inside the PC and boy was it dusty. I spun the fan and it turned jerk­ily, no noise, but it didn’t rotate smoothly. I removed the 2 screws mount­ing the power sup­ply and con­tem­plated unhook­ing all the con­nec­tions to remove the unit from the tower, but decided I would wait and see if it was the CPU fan first.

I hooked up all the cables, leav­ing the CPU fan out, and fired up the PC. While I let the PC run I vac­u­umed out the fan real good, but couldn’t find any place where I might be able to lube the motor shaft. After about 15 min­utes and no noise I fig­ured that the CPU fan was indeed the cul­prit. Shut down the PC and rein­stalled the fan. I started the PC again, leav­ing the case wide open with the intent of wait­ing until the noise started and then unplug­ging the fan to con­firm that it was bad.

After 30 min­utes the noise hadn’t returned, so I but­toned the case back up. The PC will be left on tonight and we’ll see if we get woken in the mid­dle night of the night by a rum­bling fan…

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Linguistic Aptitude

For what­ever rea­son I am good at under­stand­ing peo­ple who are speak­ing with an accent. In my wife and my trav­els over the years I am always the des­ig­nated inter­pre­tor. I have never mas­tered any lan­guage other than Eng­lish (and some­times my mas­tery of that is in seri­ous doubt), but when other peo­ple speak ‘mer­i­can in a man­gled form, usu­ally after a minute or so I can fig­ure out what they are try­ing to say. Also, I don’t notice it, but my wife will tell me that as I talk for a while to peo­ple who have a strong accent, I will start to take on that accent in my speech as well.

Mike Ward’s 6-year old daugh­ter was hav­ing a sleep over and she wrote him a list of what she wanted to do. He can under­stand his daughter’s list, but was offer­ing a free beer to any­one else who could deci­pher it too.

* paly games
* and liscin to my inp3 palyer
* haev pytsa
* wactv
* and dowl
* and wac a moovy
* read a book
* and look at the Cis­r­mois tryye
* and do my karoke
* liin to radyo disny

I’m pretty sure I got them all (except for one.)

* play games
* lis­ten to my MP3 player
* have pizza
* watch TV
* and draw (guess­ing ????)
* watch a movie
* read a book
* look at the Christ­mas tree
* do my karaoke
* lis­ten to Radio Disney

So Mike, if I’m right on the draw thing, when’s a good time to stop by?

That Noise!

While not ter­ri­bly loud, it was annoy­ing enough for my wife to wake me up at 2:22AM this morn­ing to go shut off the PC.

Just fig­ur­ing out how to get to the replace­ment parts area of the Dell web­site was a chore and then after drilling down thru the hier­ar­chy to get to the fans I was greeted with a “We’re sorry” page, please call 1–800-357‑3355. I was then shuf­fled off to the Philip­pines to order the fan. But before I could actu­ally get the woman to order the fan I had to politely refuse, twice, to buy some sort of com­puter ser­vice book espe­cially tai­lored to my PC. It was also a minor fight to keep them from putting it my Dell Credit line (unused for the last 2–1/2 years after I took advan­tage of it to buy this very PC) and place it on my reg­u­lar credit card. Total with ship­ping — $22.95.

In one of my attempts to find out how to order a fan, I was rum­mag­ing through the sup­port forums and learned of a web site that sells Dell spare parts, Cen­trix Inter­na­tional, but unfor­tu­nately, both of the fans listed as com­pat­i­ble for my PC were out of stock.

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34,000 Things That Could Be Wrong

I feel like such a dummy. I used to be an alpha geek, now I’m lucky if I even can claim the title of plain ol’ geek. My com­puter knowl­edge peeked around the cusp of the Windows98/Windows2000 change over. I never really learned any­thing about net­work­ing and it is start­ing to show.

I man­aged to get both com­put­ers to con­nect to the Inter­net through the router. But I can’t get them to talk to each other. I’ve turned on file and printer shar­ing, I shared the my doc­u­ments folder on both machines, they belong to the same work­group. A cou­ple of the tuto­ri­als I’ve found on the web have mostly rehashed the same old pro­ce­dures that come from XP’s built in Net­work Trou­bleshooter. I have run XP’s Net­work Setup Wiz­ard, but always stop short because it looks like it wants to change some set­ting that I used to get the Inter­net shar­ing to work and I don’t want to muck that up.

About halfway to work this morn­ing the Emperor clicked past the 34,000 mile mark. I wanted to say rolled over, but the Miata has a dig­i­tal odome­ter so it doesn’t roll at all, it just blinks. The 3 nines change to zeros and the thou­sands digit advances one. I kinda miss the rolling action. Of course some­times the zeros didn’t exactly line up nice until a few more miles down the road and that both­ered the anal reten­tive por­tion of my brain. Maybe the dig­i­tal is bet­ter after all.

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I’m an Odd Man in an Even World

I’m a Levi’s kind of guy. Once I made it to high school and started work­ing part-time to have my own money, I swore I would never wear dis­count depart­ment store jeans again. My first pair of “real” jeans were some but­ton fly 501’s, 32W x 34L.

These were my pants of choice for casual wear for many a year. By my late twen­ties I was a slightly big­ger per­son than in my teens so my 501’s now came in 34W x 34L.

Some­where along the line, in my thir­ties, big­ger became bet­ter, in style and com­fort, so I moved to the loose fit style, the 560 in 34W x 34L. The 560, in vary­ing shades of stone washed was the main­stay pant in my casual wardrobe for the next decade or so.

In my mid­dle 40s I decided that I baggy was more for the younger crowd, so I down­sized my leg width by going to the relaxed 550 jean. Unfor­tu­nately my waist­line had grown, what I could squeeze into a 34 waisted 560 jean had to be inside a 36 waisted 550. I was no longer a square, I had offi­cially become a wide, as my pants size was now 36W x 34L.

A cou­ple of years ago I lost 15 lbs and my 36 waisted pants were a lit­tle too baggy, but I was still not small enough to get into 34s. When we went jean shop­ping, much to my sur­prise Levi offered a 35W in some styles and I found some in a 505. They didn’t have any 34L though. Using my (now I know, faulty) logic, I bought some 35W x 32L 505 jeans. You see the 34L has always been a touch too long, but my fear of the dreaded “high­wa­ter” look has kept me from going with any­thing shorter. A cou­ple of months was all it took before I actively searched out some 35W x 34L 505’s.

My last pair of faith­ful 36W x 34L 501’s are get­ting too worn look­ing to be seen in polite com­pany, so I am look­ing for a new pair. My now slightly slim­mer waist will still not allow a 34W pant to fit, I tried today, too snug, but the 36W is too loose. The 34L is doable, but a bit shorter would be perfect.

Levi’s just doesn’t make 501’s in a 35W x 33L. I’m an odd man in an even world…

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Weekend Odds & Ends

  1. I can’t be the only one who thinks I went a really long way for not much with yesterday’s post?
  2. New episode of the West Wing tonight.
  3. Went for a hike in Hitch­cock Woods yes­ter­day and stayed on the map. Snapped a cou­ple of pic­tures in the hopes that one may be used for the next photo series. Will try a cou­ple more loca­tions next week­end too.
  4. Got a nice after­noon ride with the top down today. I keep wait­ing for the other shoe (ice storm/snow) to drop, it hasn’t really seemed like win­ter here yet.
  5. The com­puter fan made a bit of noise yes­ter­day morn­ing so we shut it off. Later that day it ran for sev­eral hours with­out com­plain­ing. This after­noon it has been run­ning in silence as well. And yes, I checked and it is blow­ing air. The replace­ment was shipped on Friday.
  6. Grilling steaks on back deck for tonight supper.
  7. Still stymied on the home net­work front.
  8. Didn’t get a movie from Net­flix on Sat­ur­day, even though it shipped on Fri­day. May not be pos­si­ble to watch two movies every week. This is not a big prob­lem as what we are pay­ing Net­flix this time around we will still be ahead of local rent­ing from Block­buster if we watch just 3 movies a month.
  9. Buy­ing a shower cur­tain to coor­di­nate with the color you just painted the bath­room cab­i­nets is a lot harder than you think. Memo to self: Buy shower cur­tain, then paint.
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IQ Test

Every Mon­day morn­ing when I come into work I go to CalvinandHobbes.com, down­load the Sun­day car­toon and print it out. It goes on the cubi­cal wall along with a photo I have taken over the week­end or a pic­ture of the Miata from when­ever. Just my lit­tle attempt at per­son­al­iz­ing my environment.

The comic site always has a ban­ner ad at the top of each comic page dis­played and there is always at least one pop-under ad to dis­miss when I’m through read­ing. I’m not sure if this is the first time this par­tic­u­lar ad has been there, quite frankly I’ve learned to tune most of them out, but I really like this one:

IQ Test

I think just the act of click­ing on the “answer” says an awful lot about your IQ already.…

Having Trouble Finding Me?

Me too. When I got home from work on Mon­day I couldn’t get to mr-miata.net. No web­site, no mail, no FTP. After din­ner I could view the blog and get mail. Later when I went to blog it was miss­ing again. The Inter­net seemed kind of slow to some places, I won­dered what was going on. A lit­tle after 8 PM I received this:

Dear Customers

We are sorry to inform your that the server Smile is being sev­erly attacked by spam­mers caus­ing the server go on high load. we are cur­rently still work­ing on this sit­u­a­tion, and we hope to stop this attach the soon­est possible.

Kind Regards,
ssWebHost.com

Server Smile, I know how you feel. Thanks spammers.

Wine Aficionado

This morn­ing every­thing seems bet­ter, here is last nights lame post:

With all the stud­ies that show that drink­ing a glass or two of red wine a day may be good for your health I have decided to try my own study. Reg­u­lar read­ers here know that my chole­strol is some­what on the high side and I’m work­ing with my doc­tor to try and get it in the “nor­mal” range. I don’t eat too badly (reala­tive to the gen­eral pop­u­la­tion) and I exer­cise fairly fre­quently, so I’m guess­ing a lot of my prob­lem is hered­i­tary, maybe drink­ing wine is the ticket.

Donna’s broth­ers and sis­ter are big wine drinkers, so that after the house cleared out Thanks­giv­ing week­end we were left with a cou­ple of bot­tles. Instead of the usual pour it down the sink and recy­cle the bot­tle as in years past, I resolved to drink them empty, one glass at a time, strictly for my heart you understand.

After fin­ish­ing off the left­overs, it was time to buy some wine on my own. Know­ing noth­ing about wines my first replace­ment was just another bot­tle of the same kind that was left behind, Yel­low Tail Mer­lot. Appar­ently it is from Aus­tralia because it has a cute Abo­rig­ini look­ing kan­ga­roo on the bot­tle. As a bonus, it was cheap. See­ing as that wasn’t too bad tast­ing, my next bot­tle was cho­sen for its inex­pen­sive­ness as well. I don’t remem­ber what brand it was, but I’m sure it came in a snazzy bot­tle. It cost less than the Yel­low Tail and it didn’t have that cork thing, you just screwed the top off and poured. It really didn’t taste too bad either.

With the cost fac­tor now really unim­por­tant, any­thing under $10 a bot­tle being fine, I have now started work­ing my way through the local supermarket’s wine aisle pick­ing out my bev­er­age by how I like the bottle/label design. Our lat­est stock con­sists of a Syrah from Red Bicy­clette.

The next bot­tle might be from the folks at Twin Fins win­ery. Their bot­tles have a styl­ized back end of a 50s con­vert­ible with a surf­board stick­ing out of it.

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Continuing Wine Education

Tonight’s Net­flix selec­tion was “Side­ways.” Going to have to buy that movie and watch it mul­ti­ple times so I can get the lingo down.

Miles Ray­mond: A lit­tle cit­rus. Maybe some straw­berry. Mmm. Pas­sion fruit, mmm, and, oh, there’s just like the faintest soupçon of like, uh, aspara­gus, and, there’s a, just a flut­ter of, like a, like a nutty Edam cheese.

It’s The Power Supply Stupid

My new replace­ment fan from Dell arrived this evening. I cracked open the case and felt the fan force when it was run­ning, not much air move­ment. Popped out the assem­bly and pulled the fan off its rub­ber mount­ing posts. Installed the new fan and snapped it back into the case. Leav­ing the case open I hit the power button.

Fan started run­ning, so far so good. I felt for air move­ment and it didn’t seem any bet­ter. As the com­puter fin­ished boot­ing up I just lis­tened. It seems like the new fan has a tick to it that the other didn’t. Sigh, but at least it isn’t mak­ing the hor­ri­ble vibrat­ing sound. I scis­sor the case halves together and stand it upright. Just as I reach vertical.…brrraaattttttttttttt. The sound is back.

I care­fully laid the case back down horizontal.…brrraaattttttttttttt. Opened up the case again and unplugged the new fan and.…brrraaattttttttttttt, the noise is still there. Put my ear up to the power sup­ply and that is where the racket sounds like it is com­ing from. Rap on the power sup­ply grat­ing hard with my knuckle and the noise stopped.

Damn! I was so sure. While trou­ble shoot­ing it was mak­ing the noise and I unplugged the CPU cool­ing fan and the noise stopped, how could this be? The only thing I can think of is the first time I unplugged the fan it jos­tled the com­puter enough that the power sup­ply fan qui­eted down.

Back to the Dell web­site to see about order­ing a power sup­ply. If you remem­ber I com­plained about strug­gling to find the parts order­ing sec­tion on the Dell site, I couldn’t see the for­est for the trees. All you have to do is click on the per­ti­nent sys­tem type on the blue menu bar along the top and right there sec­ond from the bot­tom is Dell Parts & Sup­plies. But you didn’t think it would easy though did you? Nope, drill down through the hier­ar­chy and sure enough you are told that these items can not be pur­chased on line, please dial 1–800-Phillipines.

Well, I’m not going there. I’m going to go to Cen­trix Inter­na­tional. It might even be a used power sup­ply, but I’ll be darned if I’m going to have to deal with the refus­ing to buy a book or putting it on my Dell account mad­ness again. Let alone how much they will want for that sucker. Centrix-Intl has four num­bers listed as fit­ting my box, Guess I’ll be crack­ing open the case again to check the part num­ber of the P/S.

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My Ship Has Come In

Bog­a­r­dus

I write this august let­ter in con­fi­dence, believ­ing that it will reach you in high spirit and I believe you will main­tain the level of con­fi­dence and trust mat­ters of this nature requires. Though, I know that this pro­posal may make you appre­hen­sive and wor­ried, but I assure you that all will be well at the end. Before pro­ceed­ing, I wish to intro­duce myself. I am Mr John Clark, per­sonal accoun­tant to Late Engr. Mark Bogardus.

The Pro­posal:

An Amer­i­can Cit­i­zen, Late Engr. Mark Bog­a­r­dus, a Petro­chem­i­cal Engi­neer died in an autocrash in May 2000. He oper­ated a domi­cil­iary account here in Lon­don and had a clos­ing bal­ance as at the end of Sep­tem­ber 2000 amount­ing to $10,000,000.00 ( Ten Mil­lion United States Dol­lars only).Valueable efforts have been made by the secu­rity com­pany to get in touch with any of Late Mark rela­tion as ben­e­fi­ciary to his estates with­out success.

Con­se­quently, the chair­man and the board of Direc­tors are plan­ning to declare the fund Unclaimed and then for­feited into the gov­ern­ments account because of the secu­rity company’s inabil­ity to locate a rela­tion or next of kin. In other to avert this neg­a­tive devel­op­ment, I now seek your per­mis­sion to have you stand as next of kin to the estate of late Engr. Mark, so that the fund $10,000,000.00 will be released and paid into your account as the ben­e­fi­cia­rys next of kin. I will help to arrange all doc­u­ments and proves to enable us get this fund out.

I have secured from the pro­bate reg­istry an order of man­damus to locate any of the deceased ben­e­fi­ciary and more so, I am assur­ing you that this trans­ac­tion is risk free. Once the fund is moved to your nom­i­nated account, you will be enti­tled to 40%, 20% to char­ity while i get 40%.

As soon as I receive your accep­tance in prin­ci­ple, I will fur­nish you with the nec­es­sary modal­i­ties for commencement.Finally, I am rely­ing in my con­fi­dence in you, hav­ing opened up to you, if how­ever you are not interested,please feel free to destroy this information.

Yours Faith­fully,
John Clark.

Uniblab

They have recently updated the voice acti­vated auto­mated pre­scrip­tion refill soft­ware at our local CVS. Before it was generic female com­puter gen­er­ated voice, but now we’ve got radio announcer guy to lead us through the but­ton push­ing process.

The best part is now when his voice says, “Please wait while I input that infor­ma­tion.” Instead of 3 sec­onds of silence we now get a com­puter sound (here is where an audio post might actu­ally be ger­mane) that sounds like some­thing that would come from Uniblab as it com­puted George Jetson’s sev­er­ance pay.

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I Hate It When That Happens

Even when it hap­pens for a totally dif­fer­ent rea­son than usual.

I love to read and I usu­ally have at least one book going at a time. My cur­rent source is a used book store in town which we visit every other week­end. My usual MO for pick­ing a book to read is to open it up about a third of the way and read a page. This lets me know A) if I like the style of wit­ting and B) hope­fully will tip me off that I might have read it before. It always works for A, but some­times it will fail the B cri­te­ria. I have been known to take up to 1/4 of the way through a book before I real­ize that I have read it before. Because I usu­ally don’t remem­ber how it all fin­ishes up, I’ll just reread it. Hey. peo­ple watch a movie they like more than once don’t they?

The past batch of books included one called “Tell No One” by Har­lan Cobern that I really enjoyed, so on this past weekend’s trip I told myself that I’d get another one of his books to see if it was as good. There were three on the shelf, so I grabbed on called, “Gone For Good.” Didn’t even read any of it because I knew I liked his writ­ing style.

Well sure enough, by page 10 I knew I had read it already, so I reread it. Good book, not as good as “Tell No One” though. My next trip back to the book­store, I’ll get one of the other two that I (hope­fully) haven’t read already.

False Spring

It was sup­posed to get into the mid­dle 70s today. Tomor­row rain and the week­end cold, so Donna con­vinced me to take the after­noon off and enjoy the day.

We headed over to Sports­man BBQ and got a plate and a sand­wich to go. And go we did. We went up to a small park next to Clark’s Hill Lake. We had a lit­tle pic­nic at one of the tables over­look­ing the lake and the dam. After eat­ing we spread out a blan­ket and lounged in the sun to read some. A fairly short time after we got set­tled, another car showed up. A mini­van with a young fam­ily. They pro­ceeded to unload a huge amount of stuff, strollers, bikes, cool­ers, fish­ing poles, etc. Mom and young daugh­ter were in con­stant com­mu­ni­ca­tion, “Stay here.” “Alright,” as she wan­ders off. “Don’t go far. ” “I won’t,” as she keeps on walk­ing. “Come over here.” “Mom?”

We packed our books and blan­ket in the trunk and went for a walk around explor­ing every nook and cranny of the small park. After about a half an hour we got back in the car and went for a nice drive in the coun­try before com­ing home.

Really nice day for a con­vert­ible. But some­how I feel we are going to have to pay for it with a cou­ple inches of snow in February…

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Now What?

Last night while lis­ten­ing to my new favorite inter­net radio sta­tion, it began to do ran­dom, but fre­quent drop­ping out. Tonight when I cranked up RadioIO Eclec­tic it was still doing it. Dang.

Tried RadioPar­adise and for the last 309:20 it has been rock solid.

To quote my favorite pirate:

Jack Spar­row: Funny ol’ world, innit?

Now What? Part Deaux

Reg­u­lar read­ers will know that I’m strug­gling with my fledg­ling home net­work. Set­ting up the Linksys WRT54G wire­less router was no snap, but I did man­age to get both to wired desk­top and wire­less lap­top to share an inter­net con­nec­tion in short order. Shar­ing files and print­ers has been another story.

Last night after read­ing on the Linksysinfo.org forums and thanks to this one post with a nice lit­tle check­list, I finally man­aged to get the 2 PCs to talk to each other. I had most of the items taken care of already, but the thing I did that turned the tide was turn off DHCP and give the two com­put­ers there own IP address. After reboot­ing every­thing I was in busi­ness, woohoo.

One small prob­lem, nei­ther PC could access the internet!

To quote my favorite British Prime Minister:

Mar­garet Thatcher: “It’s a funny old world.”

If It’s Not One Thing, It’s Another

None of the gal­leries of my pic­tures is work­ing. I won­der how long that has been? I have been using a pro­gram called Sim­ple PHP Gallery. A while back I went to the home page of the author to check for updates, but dis­cov­ered that the web page was unavail­able. There was a lit­tle note from the host­ing com­pany ask­ing if I was the owner and would I like to renew my agreement…The script was still work­ing so I just ignored that.

Some­thing must have changed on my host to alter the way the script works, but I’ll be dan­ged if I know what that might be. Might have hap­pened in the recent spam attack or some upgrade of a pearl mod­ule or what­ever. Guess I’ll be hunt­ing up a new pic­ture gallery method.

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Saturday In The House

Quasi-winter has arrived. It is “cold” and windy out­side, so we’ve decided that it would be a nice day to stay inside and have for Chili for sup­per (won­der what is a good wine for accom­pa­ny­ing chili?)

Fixed the Gal­leries, the hard way. Deleted any sem­blance of the Sim­ple PHP Gallery files and pro­ceeded to try and get Gallery to work. Two attempts at uncom­press­ing the archive file (seems as winzip doesn’t work well with the tar­ball) and two attempts at upload­ing the files (seems like WS_FTP doesn’t work well with the files) and I finally got to run the instal­la­tion script. Read­ing the sup­port forum I expected trou­bles, but was dis­ap­pointed as it worked first time. I cre­ated a test direc­tory and uploaded a file. Great. Now to re-upload the 100 or so pho­tos that are already there, cut and paste their cap­tions and descrip­tions from the text file to each indi­vid­ual image, learn a new lay­out and tem­plat­ing sys­tem, so I can cus­tomize the albums to look like the rest of the site. F@%k that. Deleted every­thing I uploaded and mulled my next move. Hop­ing, against all odds, that just re-uploading the Sim­ple PHP Gallery files might work, I tried it. It’s a mir­a­cle, pho­tos again. The only log­i­cal rea­son I could think as to why it worked is the cache files for the thumb­nails was cor­rupt and regen­er­at­ing it was the fix. Note to self, delete the cache first next time the gal­leries mess up.

I also fixed the com­put­ers not talk­ing to each other thing, the easy way. I checked this set­ting once before and thought what I saw was good enough, but it wasn’t. I did two things the other day to get the com­put­ers talk­ing, one was dis­abling the DHCP and the other was dis­abling the soft­ware fire­walls. Fig­ur­ing the IP Address thing was the cause of the no inter­net access, I left DHCP on and just dis­abled the fire­walls. Viola! Note to self, check both boxes on the Net­work Neigh­bor­hood tab of Sygate Per­sonal Firewall’s option screen.

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Sunday On The Outside

Sunday On The OutsideAfter finally drag­ging our butts out of bed this morn­ing we headed out or a bagel for break­fast. We read the Sun­day paper in the bagel place while enjoy­ing our toasted treats. The only black mark on the expe­ri­ence is they didn’t have an OJ to drink.

Right next door was Pub­lix and that is where we went next to do our weekly shopping.

After lunch we went for a hike in Hitch­cock Woods. I took a cou­ple more pic­tures at dif­fer­ent loca­tions in my quest for the look I wanted for my next series. We stum­bled on a woman on horse­back on a trail we were on, her com­pan­ions, on a par­al­lel trail, saw us first and called out, “Peo­ple ahead.” So she turned around and headed towards them. After we were out of earshot Donna com­mented, “Why do they say ‘peo­ple’ like that? What the heck do they think they are? Maybe we should wear some alien cos­tumes when we walk in the woods?” Not long after that con­ver­sa­tion we encoun­tered a car­riage out for a drive. The car­riage dri­ver had to con­stantly reas­sure the two horses that it was alright as they passed. After all we were ‘people’.

When we got home I stopped short in the dri­ve­way and in answer to her quizzi­cal look I replied. “I’m going to wash it.” It wasn’t real dirty, but usu­ally it gets a monthly bath and with no MMC event in Jan­u­ary, today seemed like as good a day as any.

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Monday In Albemarle

Mark and I are off on another two-day train­ing adven­ture in Albe­marle, NC. We are say­ing in our usual Hol­i­day Inn Express (Mmmm…Cinnamon Buns.) and this time I won’t be able to com­plain about the park­ing lot lights inter­fer­ing with my beauty sleep. After my com­plaint at break­fast last trip, Mark cued me into the secret, ask for an odd num­bered room. The odd num­bers are on the back­side of the hotel and face a patch of woods. Very dark.

Another plus about this trip was the drive up, I’m dri­ving the Miata and in an effort to not get stuck in rush hour traf­fic in Char­lotte, I charted a route that got us off I-77 about 30 miles south of the big city. It took us through a cou­ple small towns (and a few really small burgs too) on the back roads. Even though the mileage was a lit­tle longer, we got to the hotel at about the same time as the ear­lier trips. As a bonus we were in Mon­roe, NC about 5:30 and found a Sage­brush Steak­house to eat at. instead of hav­ing to wait until we got to Albe­marle. The food was just as good as the one in Albe­marle and the wait­ress here was a whole heck of a lot bet­ter than the one we had back in October.

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Red Hot Pepper

Spent another day learn­ing stuff that we’ll never use at Gibb­sCAM school. It was not a total waste, although we will never be doing exactly what we cov­ered today, we may see some­thing sim­i­lar in the future. Plus he more we mon­key with the pro­gram the bet­ter we get with the inter­face and will feel more com­fort­able using it. And a dull day at train­ing beats a good day at work anytime.

Tonight after school we headed over to the Con­cord Mills mall area. After a brief shop­ping excur­sion into the Bass Pro Shop we headed over to Razzo’s Cajun Cafe for din­ner. The food and atmos­phere when we vis­ited in Octo­ber were so great we just had to make a return trip this time. We asked to sit in Made­line (our wait­ress from last time’s) sec­tion, but were told she didn’t work there any­more. Oh well, we were seated in a booth just two away from where we were seated before. The place was pretty quiet tonight com­pared to last time and our server turned out to be a red hot lit­tle num­ber named Pep­per. Mark and I would have enjoyed flirt­ing more, if we were into young men. No kid­ding, the guy’s name was Pep­per. He said he was named after a famous base­ball player from St. Louis in the 30’s, Pep­per Mar­tin.

Even though our plan of get­ting Made­line to hold up a “I miss you Mark” sign and hav­ing her pic­ture taken with us in the booth, to email back to the other Mark who was with us last time, was foiled, we are still plan­ning a trip back to the restau­rant in two weeks when we return for our last train­ing ses­sion because the food is that good. We just won’t nec­es­sar­ily be ask­ing to sit in Pepper’s section.

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It’s Always Longer Coming Back

What took 4 hours on the way up, with a din­ner stop, took 3–1/2 on the way back without.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna change the power sup­ply on this PC. And it beter solve our ran­dom ugly noise issue or…I don’t know what.

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Transplant A Success

Transplant A SuccessThe power sup­ply swap went smooth as silk. No more brrraaattttttttttttt. While I had the patient open on the table I went ahead and put the orig­i­nal CPU cool­ing fan back in. I’d swear that the replace­ment one Dell sent me was nois­ier than the 2–1/2 year old orig­i­nal one.

On our way over to the Con­cord Mills mall on Tues­day after­noon we stopped at the drive-thru con­ve­nience store in Albe­marle so I could snap a cou­ple of pic­tures of the Miata on the checker­board pat­tern they had painted on the dri­ving lane. I’m guess­ing this store is no longer in oper­a­tion because it wasn’t open last Tues­day nor was it open last Octo­ber when Mark and I vis­ited the park­ing area next door so I could snap a pic­ture of the giant Rat Fink replica there.

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Pay Your Bills

A long time ago in a far away land lived Nicholas the Dragon Slayer who was a mem­ber of the King’s court. He had a long-standing obses­sion to nuz­zle the beau­ti­ful Queen’s volup­tuous breasts, but he knew the penalty for this would be death.

One day he revealed his secret desire to his col­league, Grym­bald the Physi­cian, who was the King’s chief doc­tor. Grym­bald the Physi­cian exclaimed that he could arrange for Nicholas the Dragon Slayer to sat­isfy his desire, but it would cost him 1,000 gold coins to arrange it.

With­out pause, Nicholas the Dragon Slayer read­ily agreed to have Grym­bald the Physi­cian arrange it and that he would gladly pay the 1,000 gold coins for the chance to sat­isfy his desires for the Queen.

The next day, Grym­bald the Physi­cian made a batch of itch­ing pow­der and poured a lit­tle bit into the Queen’s brassiere while she was tak­ing a bath. Soon after she dressed, the itch­ing com­menced and grew intense.

Upon being sum­moned to the Royal Cham­bers to address this inci­dent, Grym­bald the Physi­cian informed the King and Queen that only a spe­cial saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva of Nicholas the Dragon Slayer had present the anti­dote to cure the itch. The King quickly sum­moned Nicholas the Dragon Slayer.

Grym­bald the Physi­cian then slipped Nicholas the Dragon Slayer the anti­dote for the itch­ing pow­der, which he quickly put it into his mouth, and for the next four hours, worked pas­sion­ately on the Queen’s mag­nif­i­cent breasts. The Queen’s itch­ing was even­tu­ally relieved, and Nicholas the Dragon Slayer left sat­is­fied and as a hero.

Upon return­ing to his cham­ber, Nicholas the Dragon Slayer found Grym­bald the Physi­cian demand­ing his pay­ment of 1,000 gold coins. With his obses­sion now sat­is­fied, Nicholas the Dragon Slayer couldn’t have cared less, and know­ing that Grym­bald the Physi­cian could never report this mat­ter to the King — shooed him away with no pay­ment made.

The next day, Grym­bald the Physi­cian slipped a mas­sive dose of the same itch­ing pow­der into The King’s loin­cloth. The King quickly sum­moned Nicholas the Dragon Slayer…

Moral of the story — pay your bills!

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I Still Miss Sharona

I Still Miss SharonaCaught an episode of Monk on the tube this after­noon and the cute lit­tle Téa Lenoni look alike just doesn’t cut it. I still miss Sharona.

For tonight’s excite­ment we dipped into the Big Box of Mor­ri­son Mem­o­ries. I scanned about a dozen pho­tos for Donna to email a cousin that is also doing the whole geneal­ogy thing too. While I was at, it I also scanned a few more pho­tos for a small book we are doing for her broth­ers and sis­ter that will be filled with pic­tures from the past. Includ­ing the one above show­ing Donna’s early predilec­tion for rid­ing around in con­vert­ibles. From July 1972, her younger sis­ter Sandy (who now also dri­ves a Miata) at the wheel and the fam­ily dog in the back seat of a VW Bug, Donna smiles for the camera.

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Just When I Thought That I Was Out, They Pull Me Back In

I thought I was cured. I has been almost two years years since I posted a pic­ture. Actu­ally, when I con­verted to Word­Press I deleted any of those old pic­ture posts. I haven’t been to a GAA meet­ing in at least a year and a half.

In the Jan­u­ary 25th issue of Peo­ple Mag­a­zine there was a famil­iar face look­ing out at me from the TV Picks & Pans sec­tion. There was the same pic­ture on the cover of the free TV mag­a­zine in this morning’s paper. For the next 6 weeks on PBS’s Mas­ter­piece The­ater she will be star­ring in an adap­ta­tion of Charles Dickens’s “Bleak House.” Jeez, “Fight the Future” was on FX this morn­ing too.

I guess now I’m going have to check and see when the next local meet­ing of Gillian Ander­son Anony­mous is.

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Birth Announcement

Way back in 1989 when I decided to buy a Miata, it wasn’t as easy as walk­ing into a Mazda dealer and choos­ing a car off the lot. You can read the story, Brian Buys A Miata some other time, this is the story of what hap­pened once I finally got the car.

I had been keep­ing some folks appraised of my quest, so when it was finally real­ized I felt I should let them know that too. I felt like a proud par­ent, so I thought a cute idea might be a birth announce­ment. Using what lim­ited tools I had avail­able, Auto­CAD and a copy machine, you can see what I made by click­ing the LOOK! link below. This par­tic­u­lar copy was sent to Donna’s mom and came out of yesterday’s dig through the Big Box of Mor­ri­son Mem­o­ries. You can see that Donna wasn’t as thrilled as I was, she mod­i­fied the out­side of the announce­ment a little.

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A Picture Is Worth A 1,000 Words

And some­times a good chuckle.

Inside the Miata’s Birth Announce­ment was a pho­to­graph of the proud father and his new baby. Check that pose, I guess that was what I thought was cool. Looks a lit­tle too much like an awk­ward teen aged boy who “just hap­pened” to be hang­ing around the malt shop hop­ing to get noticed by that car load of cheerleaders.

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Now I’m Lost

Totally lost! One of my wife’s co-workers talked her into want­ing to see “Lost.” I heard the buzz about the show last year, but I’m not into TV much any­more, so I never watched it. I added Sea­son 1: Disc 1 to the Net­flix queue and it arrived today.

So instead of watch­ing Rachel Ray cook on “30 Minute Meals” as usual with sup­per, we watched part one of the pilot episode. A cou­ple of leaps of faith were required right in the begin­ing, besides the whole plunge from 40,000 feet and liv­ing part, but it wasn’t too bad. So we watched part two, then the next episode and the next. Before you know it we were through the whole DVD. Helps that each episode is only 40 min­utes long with­out the com­mer­cials. So now if you look at my rental queue to the right, you will see the rest of the “Lost” discs in a row.

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South Carolina Math Test

SHOW ALL WORK!

  1. Cal­cu­late the small­est limb diam­e­ter on a per­sim­mon tree that will sup­port a 10 pound possum.
  2. Which of these cars will rust out the quick­est when placed on blocks in your front yard?
    (A) ’65 Ford Fair­lane ( B) ’69 Chevro­let Chev­elle © ’64 Pon­tiac GTO.
  3. If your uncle builds a still which oper­ates at a capac­ity of 20 gal­lons of shine pro­duced per hour, how many car radi­a­tors are required to con­dense the product?
  4. A wood­cut­ter has a chain­saw which oper­ates at 2700 RPM. The den­sity of the pine trees in the plot to be har­vested is 470 per acre. The plot is 2.3 acres in size. The aver­age tree diam­e­ter is 14 inches. How many Bud­weis­ers will be drunk before the trees are cut down?
  5. A front porch is con­structed of 2x8 pine on 24-inch cen­ters with a field rock foun­da­tion. The span is 8 feet and the porch length is 16 feet. The porch floor is 1-inch rough sawn pine. When the porch col­lapses, how many dogs will be killed?
  6. A man owns a house and 3.7 acres of land in a hol­low with an aver­age slope of 15%. The man has five chil­dren. Can each of his grown chil­dren place a mobile home on the man’s land and still have enough prop­erty for their elec­tric appli­ances to sit out front?
  7. A 2-ton truck is over­loaded and pro­ceed­ing 900 yards down a steep slope on a sec­ondary road at 45 MPH. The brakes fail. Given aver­age traf­fic con­di­tions on sec­ondary roads, what is the prob­a­bil­ity that it will strike a vehi­cle with a muffler?
  8. With a gene pool reduc­tion of 7.5% per gen­er­a­tion, how long will it take a town which has been bypassed by the Inter­state to breed a country-western singer?

Pod People

You know they are among us. Just wait­ing for the right moment. How do they know who is one of them already? I know they can smell each other, but when they are dri­ving cars, how do they know? Donna and fig­ured it out tonight:

They only have one head­light working.

(For sun up recog­ni­tion, it is one Day­time Run­ning Light work­ing and they seem to have a propen­sity for Chevy/GMC pick­ups and SUVs.)

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Spamtastic

SpamtasticI HEART Gmail. And the spam­mers HEART my Gmail address. Items that are clas­si­fied as spam get instantly tossed into the spam folder. Like most peo­ple, I’m guess­ing, no mat­ter what spam defense you might have occa­sion­ally one sneaks through the net. In Gmail all I have to do is select the offend­ing piece of junk and click on the but­ton marked “Report Spam” and it gets put in the spam folder. The folder is self purg­ing, any­thing that is in there with a date of 30 older than cur­rent gets sent into never-land. This after­noon I reached a new high in my spam folder — 1000.

That’s like 33–1/3 a day. Now that I write that out loud it doesn’t seem that impres­sive. I get nearly that many credit card offers daily in the snail mail! OK, kid­ding about that, but my work spam fil­ter catches about 50 a day. Remind me to look in the morn­ing and I’ll let you know how many under 30 day old spam let­ters I have there.

Yeah, Go Baby!

The local High School is only about a mile from my house and because ours is a nice quiet neigh­bor­hood the track team uses it as part of their train­ing runs a cou­ple times a week. Tonight I passed sev­eral groups of run­ners in both direc­tions on my rollerblad­ing excursion.

On the way to the Odell Weeks track for my mid­dle mile loop I passed from behind a small group of guys who I smiled at as if to say, “I may be old, but I’m faster than you.” Which is easy if you are on eight wheels instead of two sneakers.

On the way back from my loop I came across a group of a half dozen girls. We were trav­el­ing in oppo­site direc­tions on the same side of the street, so I looked up as we approached so as to not bump into any­one. A cute brunette near the back made eye con­tact and and shouted, “Yeah, Go Baby!” I smiled to myself and thought, I still got it, 50 years-old and the chicks still swoon.

It was then that I remem­bered I was wear­ing a blue sweat­shirt with large bright yel­low let­ters that I bought at the gift shop on Annapo­lis a few years ago. She was say­ing. “Yeah, Go NAVY!”

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Pop Top

Back in Octo­ber the Miata Club received an unso­licited email adver­tis­ing some­thing called a Cal­i­for­nia Pop Top. They were offer­ing Club mem­bers a 10% dis­count and if we did a group buy they would ship all to the same address for the cost of ship­ping one. Seemed like a good deal, but we had no tak­ers. I know I’m the only reg­u­lar user of a cock­pit cover in the Club since Russ defected to the Black For­rest, but I was not inter­ested because we had just replaced our aging unit about a month ear­lier. One other mem­ber did express a slight inter­est, so I told him if he bought let me know as I wanted to see if this thing worked as adver­tised. He never did buy on.

Fast for­ward to two weeks ago. Our new car cover mounted a dif­fer­ent than our pre­vi­ous one and we never really got used to it. It might have been oper­a­tor error but the hold down hooks kept falling off the wheel wells ran­domly. Donna asked about that one we had heard about before and maybe we should look at get­ting one. I wrote the con­tact at Cal­i­for­nia Pop Top to see if the deal was still valid. Yep. I wrote the other indi­vid­ual who expressed a slight inter­est to see if he wanted in on the deal. Yep. Ordered them Sun­day, shipped Mon­day and arrived yesterday.

I have put it on and taken it off twice as prac­tice in the garage. Way rad­i­cal. The first time was tricky, the sec­ond time went smoother, but it didn’t seem to cover the back of the cock­pit as well as the oth­ers. Left a lit­tle sliver of open­ing exposed. Read­ing the instruc­tions I think that is from me not pulling the cords in the back tight enough. I need more practice.

The Pop Top is made of Tyvek so it is lighter and more com­pact than either of the two pre­vi­ous cock­pit cov­ers I’ve owned. I like it that it is more of a one per­son job than the ear­lier ones too. The oth­ers could be done by one, but it took a cou­ple passes to get it lined up and locked down right. Donna likes the one per­son aspect too. It is also sup­posed to fit top up or down, so if it turns out to be real easy I can use it nearly every time I park for an extended period of time.

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Lost 35,000 Miles From Home

On the way to din­ner out tonight the Emperor notched over the the 35,000 mile mark. Donna and I meet with two other cou­ples for a meet­ing of the Fine Din­ing Round-table, a Boolean Sub­set of the MMC. We recon­vened after a long hol­i­day break at the last place we met back in Octo­ber, Rae’s Coastal Cafe.

While tonight’s meal was good it didn’t live up to either October’s fest or our mem­ory of it. Donna’s twin lob­ster tails were large and tasty, but my Cajun floun­der, off the “spe­cials” menu, was not that great. I’m think­ing that maybe Chef Papou must have had the night off. The only thing that saved it was I spread some of the hot sauce that came with John’s Jerk Chicken Meal.

About 12:30 this after­noon the postal deliv­ery per­son filled our mail­box with a bunch of char­i­ta­ble come ons and Sea­son 1: Disc 2 of “Lost.” We spent the next 3–1/2 hours of a beau­ti­ful sunny warm Jan­u­ary after­noon inside on the couch riv­eted by the escapades of 46 indi­vid­u­als stranded on a uncharted Pacific isle.

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Totally %@&#ing Lost

Totally %@&#ing LostToday was a total loss on the out­door front. The rain started about sun up and didn’t quit until late after­noon. So the planned bike ride or hike in the woods will have to wait until next weekend.

I scanned some more images from the Big Box of Mor­ri­son Mem­o­ries this morn­ing. By show of hands, how many of you have a pic­ture just like this from your child­hood? There was no date on the photo, but from the looks of the kids, that’s Donna sec­ond from the bot­tom, she is think­ing 1961 or 1962.

After going out for lunch and a stop at the super­mar­ket to pick up a few of the missed items from yesterday’s major shop­ping expe­di­tion, we went some­where we haven’t been for over 6 years, Block­buster. They didn’t have what we wanted. So we dou­bled back and went into Movie Gallery, where we stopped going when Block­buster came to town about 9 years ago. We grabbed the two DVD cases we wanted and went to the check­out. My name was still in their files, but that was it. Every other bit of info had to be re-entered. Once that was fin­ished, ready to go, the clerk informed us that these were just the empty dis­play cases, she needed the box with the DVD behind them. They weren’t on the shelf. Damn, they were already checked out. Dis­ap­pointed we headed home for a dull after­noon inside the house. Part way home I made an unex­pected right turn, I remem­bered the other Movie Gallery on the south­side of town. We had never even been in this store before. At first we couldn’t even find what we wanted, but then there they were, behind the dis­play cases were rent-able DVDs. Grin­ning from ear to ear, I handed the girl behind the counter my license and a credit card so I could open an account. We politely looked like we were lis­ten­ing to her spiel of the rules. We smiled attentive-like at her sales pitch for a rental gift card thing that could be had for $17.95 and was worth $24.95 before bolt­ing for the door. We didn’t even feel the cool misty rain as we skipped back to the car.

Clutched in my hands were Sea­son 1: Disc 3 & 4 of “Lost.”

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Home Away From Home

Back in Albe­marle for train­ing again, this time for 3 days instead of the usual two. I’ve got the same room in the Hol­i­day Inn Express as two weeks ago. Some­body else must have stayed here in the interim though as I found the torn off cor­ner of a Chee­tos bag on the floor near the nightstand.

Mark drove up this time. He wanted his pick up truck because tomor­row when we go the Bass Pro Shop he is going to be buy­ing some things that are way too big to fit in the Miata. This is our last trip up here for train­ing, after this we are experts.

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Hell Is A Place Called Hollywood

Hell Is A Place Called HollywoodMark and I made our required visit to the Bass Pro Shop, Con­cord Mills Mall and Razzoo’s tonight after school.

We shopped BPS first. Mark had a list of things to get and wanted to get. He found the first thing on the list, but it turned out not be any cheaper than Wal­ly­world, so it wasn’t worth spend­ing for here and lug­ging back to Aiken. The sec­ond item on his list was a cer­tain kind of fish­ing rod for his father, last trip he lucked onto the lure his dad wanted right away, but this time we had to look at 98% of the 68.7 mil­lion dif­fer­ent rods for sale there before real­iz­ing the best buy was a rod/reel combo. And that was even after toss­ing out the POS reel… So he wouldn’t have to tote a fish­ing rod around the mile long loop of the mall we delayed buy­ing any­thing here until we fin­ished shopping.

To pay Mark back for mak­ing me walk all around the Bass Pro Shop look­ing up at all those fish­ing rods that I didn’t have a clue about what I was really look­ing for, I made him watch me try and buy a pair of sneak­ers. He now knows why Donna hates to shop with me. We went into nearly every one of the dozen shoe places in the Con­cord Mills Mall where the process went any­where from a quick pass through to me try­ing on 4 pairs of shoes (some­times a left and a right from 2 dif­fer­ent pairs) and then leav­ing. Halfway around we ducked into Frye’s where we shopped for DVDs and Xbox games for Mark’s son. He found a cheap game and a copy of Three Kings and I picked up the clas­sic Test Tube Babies. I found a pair I liked in my size on sale in lit­er­ally the last place we could have looked in. We then when back into the Bass Pro Shop where mark picked up the stuff he needed and we drove the 1/2 mile across the park­ing lot to dinner.

After our shop­ping excess we decided to eat that way too. We had some Rat Toes and Fried Pickle Puck­ers before we even got around to order­ing a main course. We each drank about a liter of ice cold Coke to soothe the rag­ing fires burn­ing in the taste bud forests of our tongues. Mark liked the menu so well he asked our wait­ress if he could buy one, she just said keep that one. Next time you see him ask him about his escape from the restau­rant with his prize. We both did buy legit­i­mate sou­venirs too, gen­uine Razzoo’s Brand T-shirts, osten­si­bly for our wives, but by coin­ci­dence they just hap­pen to be in our sizes. :)

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