Sturgeon’s Law Ninety percent of everything is crap.
Derived from a quote by science fiction author Theodore Sturgeon, who once said, “Sure, 90% of science fiction is crud. That’s because 90% of everything is crud.” Oddly, when Sturgeon’s Law is cited, the final word is almost invariably changed to ‘crap’.
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Last January 1st I remarked that we had started (after all of 2 in a row) a new tradition of taking a hike in the Sumter National Forrest on New Year’s Day. This year our hiking companions were non-committal and a pleading phone call from an old friend made us revive an old tradition with some folks who continued on in our recent absence. We joined the Aiken Bicycle Club on a ride to Aiken State Park.
In the intervening 5 years or so since we last did this with the ABC a couple of things were different. 1) Donna and I were riding a tandem instead of separate bikes and 2) the Aiken State Park was now called Aiken State Natural Area. (I wonder what the difference is?)
The Natural Area is a 22 mile one way trip and seeing as that is about 2 miles further than we have ridden in a long time and there was a catered lunch waiting there for us, we opted, along with about 1/2 of the cyclists, for a ride back to Aiken in a car with the bikes on a trailer.
Because it was such a beautiful day for January, we had plenty of daylight left when we got back and tomorrow promises rain, so we climbed into the Miata and went for a 50 mile or so drive.
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That’s right revolutions, I gave up on resolutions a few years back when the only ones I could actually stick to, were to ride my bike less and gain some weight.
Radio Paradise is out as my internet radio station of choice. For the last week or so it has been plagued by drop outs and annoying buffering for 10 seconds to forever until it reconnects. Now it could possibly be my fault as it seemed to have started about the time I got this whole wireless network thing going…or it could be they knew I didn’t donate my usual 5 spot at the end of the month like I’d been doing all year…or whatever, but RP is out and RadioIO-eclectic is in. RadioIO-eclectic is a little harder edged, plays more cover tunes (which I like) and doesn’t play many “oldies” (which I sort of miss), but most of all it hasn’t once dropped the stream on me.
Netflix is back. This time we opted for the cheapest entrance fee — $9.95 (+tax) — which entitles us to one movie out at a time with unlimited rentals per month. Because there is a distribution center in Columbia, SC now we are looking at quite possibly a three day turn around time. We are going to plan a mid week movie night, and if the mail gods are smiling we should have another movie available for a weekend night. We quit NF in October of ’04 and haven’t watched too many flicks since then, so it only took about 10 minutes to line up 20 movies for the queue. I’m sure keeping it that full won’t be an issue for a while. Guess I’ll see about getting a plug-in to show the queue on the right hand side here, so you can see what we’ll be watching on Wednesday nights.
Might be turning off the PC at night and during the days for a while. Started to get a loud rattle this afternoon. At first I thought it was the sound of a hard drive about to self destruct. I shut the PC down and started it back up and all was quiet, for a while. Shut it off again and when I restarted the computer I commenced to backing up my documents. When it started making the noise again I cracked open the case and pushed on each HD to see if the noise would stop, and it would for as long as I was putting pressure on the drive. But neither felt like it was vibrating enough to make that much noise. Sounded more like it was coming from the power supply fan and a quick whack in that area silenced it. There is also a CPU fan in the same general area so it could be that too. But seeing as if either one were to fail silently it would be catastrophic, I’ll just turn off the PC when it is not in use. Going to put a slight crimp in my search for ET for a while.
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Back over Thanksgiving week when Donna and her sister were going through pictures to take to the funeral home for them to use in producing a tribute video of their mom, Sandy kept looking for a picture she had seen before and wanted it included, but looking high and low it couldn’t be found. Donna and I hadn’t ever seen it before and we were beginning to believe that it didn’t exist, that Sandy had a false memory implanted somehow or was confusing/combining two separate images in her head.
This weekend Donna has been in the back bedroom continuing her daunting task of sorting through thousands of family pictures. So guess what she happened to find today? That’s right, Mom and Dad on a boat. Sorry we doubted you Sandy…
Came home this afternoon and fired up the PC. After 10 minutes or so the noise came back. I unplugged everything from the back of the tower and dragged it out into the middle of the floor. I got out the vacuum cleaner and sucked up as much dust as I could out. I pulled out the CPU fan and it’s housing from inside the PC and boy was it dusty. I spun the fan and it turned jerkily, no noise, but it didn’t rotate smoothly. I removed the 2 screws mounting the power supply and contemplated unhooking all the connections to remove the unit from the tower, but decided I would wait and see if it was the CPU fan first.
I hooked up all the cables, leaving the CPU fan out, and fired up the PC. While I let the PC run I vacuumed out the fan real good, but couldn’t find any place where I might be able to lube the motor shaft. After about 15 minutes and no noise I figured that the CPU fan was indeed the culprit. Shut down the PC and reinstalled the fan. I started the PC again, leaving the case wide open with the intent of waiting until the noise started and then unplugging the fan to confirm that it was bad.
After 30 minutes the noise hadn’t returned, so I buttoned the case back up. The PC will be left on tonight and we’ll see if we get woken in the middle night of the night by a rumbling fan…
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Miata Top Transitions since 01/01/06: 1
For whatever reason I am good at understanding people who are speaking with an accent. In my wife and my travels over the years I am always the designated interpretor. I have never mastered any language other than English (and sometimes my mastery of that is in serious doubt), but when other people speak ‘merican in a mangled form, usually after a minute or so I can figure out what they are trying to say. Also, I don’t notice it, but my wife will tell me that as I talk for a while to people who have a strong accent, I will start to take on that accent in my speech as well.
Mike Ward’s 6-year old daughter was having a sleep over and she wrote him a list of what she wanted to do. He can understand his daughter’s list, but was offering a free beer to anyone else who could decipher it too.
* paly games
* and liscin to my inp3 palyer
* haev pytsa
* wactv
* and dowl
* and wac a moovy
* read a book
* and look at the Cisrmois tryye
* and do my karoke
* liin to radyo disny
I’m pretty sure I got them all (except for one.)
* play games
* listen to my MP3 player
* have pizza
* watch TV
* and draw (guessing ????)
* watch a movie
* read a book
* look at the Christmas tree
* do my karaoke
* listen to Radio Disney
So Mike, if I’m right on the draw thing, when’s a good time to stop by?
While not terribly loud, it was annoying enough for my wife to wake me up at 2:22AM this morning to go shut off the PC.
Just figuring out how to get to the replacement parts area of the Dell website was a chore and then after drilling down thru the hierarchy to get to the fans I was greeted with a “We’re sorry” page, please call 1–800-357‑3355. I was then shuffled off to the Philippines to order the fan. But before I could actually get the woman to order the fan I had to politely refuse, twice, to buy some sort of computer service book especially tailored to my PC. It was also a minor fight to keep them from putting it my Dell Credit line (unused for the last 2–1/2 years after I took advantage of it to buy this very PC) and place it on my regular credit card. Total with shipping — $22.95.
In one of my attempts to find out how to order a fan, I was rummaging through the support forums and learned of a web site that sells Dell spare parts, Centrix International, but unfortunately, both of the fans listed as compatible for my PC were out of stock.
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I feel like such a dummy. I used to be an alpha geek, now I’m lucky if I even can claim the title of plain ol’ geek. My computer knowledge peeked around the cusp of the Windows98/Windows2000 change over. I never really learned anything about networking and it is starting to show.
I managed to get both computers to connect to the Internet through the router. But I can’t get them to talk to each other. I’ve turned on file and printer sharing, I shared the my documents folder on both machines, they belong to the same workgroup. A couple of the tutorials I’ve found on the web have mostly rehashed the same old procedures that come from XP’s built in Network Troubleshooter. I have run XP’s Network Setup Wizard, but always stop short because it looks like it wants to change some setting that I used to get the Internet sharing to work and I don’t want to muck that up.
About halfway to work this morning the Emperor clicked past the 34,000 mile mark. I wanted to say rolled over, but the Miata has a digital odometer so it doesn’t roll at all, it just blinks. The 3 nines change to zeros and the thousands digit advances one. I kinda miss the rolling action. Of course sometimes the zeros didn’t exactly line up nice until a few more miles down the road and that bothered the anal retentive portion of my brain. Maybe the digital is better after all.
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I’m a Levi’s kind of guy. Once I made it to high school and started working part-time to have my own money, I swore I would never wear discount department store jeans again. My first pair of “real” jeans were some button fly 501’s, 32W x 34L.
These were my pants of choice for casual wear for many a year. By my late twenties I was a slightly bigger person than in my teens so my 501’s now came in 34W x 34L.
Somewhere along the line, in my thirties, bigger became better, in style and comfort, so I moved to the loose fit style, the 560 in 34W x 34L. The 560, in varying shades of stone washed was the mainstay pant in my casual wardrobe for the next decade or so.
In my middle 40s I decided that I baggy was more for the younger crowd, so I downsized my leg width by going to the relaxed 550 jean. Unfortunately my waistline had grown, what I could squeeze into a 34 waisted 560 jean had to be inside a 36 waisted 550. I was no longer a square, I had officially become a wide, as my pants size was now 36W x 34L.
A couple of years ago I lost 15 lbs and my 36 waisted pants were a little too baggy, but I was still not small enough to get into 34s. When we went jean shopping, much to my surprise Levi offered a 35W in some styles and I found some in a 505. They didn’t have any 34L though. Using my (now I know, faulty) logic, I bought some 35W x 32L 505 jeans. You see the 34L has always been a touch too long, but my fear of the dreaded “highwater” look has kept me from going with anything shorter. A couple of months was all it took before I actively searched out some 35W x 34L 505’s.
My last pair of faithful 36W x 34L 501’s are getting too worn looking to be seen in polite company, so I am looking for a new pair. My now slightly slimmer waist will still not allow a 34W pant to fit, I tried today, too snug, but the 36W is too loose. The 34L is doable, but a bit shorter would be perfect.
Levi’s just doesn’t make 501’s in a 35W x 33L. I’m an odd man in an even world…
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- I can’t be the only one who thinks I went a really long way for not much with yesterday’s post?
- New episode of the West Wing tonight.
- Went for a hike in Hitchcock Woods yesterday and stayed on the map. Snapped a couple of pictures in the hopes that one may be used for the next photo series. Will try a couple more locations next weekend too.
- Got a nice afternoon ride with the top down today. I keep waiting for the other shoe (ice storm/snow) to drop, it hasn’t really seemed like winter here yet.
- The computer fan made a bit of noise yesterday morning so we shut it off. Later that day it ran for several hours without complaining. This afternoon it has been running in silence as well. And yes, I checked and it is blowing air. The replacement was shipped on Friday.
- Grilling steaks on back deck for tonight supper.
- Still stymied on the home network front.
- Didn’t get a movie from Netflix on Saturday, even though it shipped on Friday. May not be possible to watch two movies every week. This is not a big problem as what we are paying Netflix this time around we will still be ahead of local renting from Blockbuster if we watch just 3 movies a month.
- Buying a shower curtain to coordinate with the color you just painted the bathroom cabinets is a lot harder than you think. Memo to self: Buy shower curtain, then paint.
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Every Monday morning when I come into work I go to CalvinandHobbes.com, download the Sunday cartoon and print it out. It goes on the cubical wall along with a photo I have taken over the weekend or a picture of the Miata from whenever. Just my little attempt at personalizing my environment.
The comic site always has a banner ad at the top of each comic page displayed and there is always at least one pop-under ad to dismiss when I’m through reading. I’m not sure if this is the first time this particular ad has been there, quite frankly I’ve learned to tune most of them out, but I really like this one:

I think just the act of clicking on the “answer” says an awful lot about your IQ already.…
Me too. When I got home from work on Monday I couldn’t get to mr-miata.net. No website, no mail, no FTP. After dinner I could view the blog and get mail. Later when I went to blog it was missing again. The Internet seemed kind of slow to some places, I wondered what was going on. A little after 8 PM I received this:
Dear Customers
We are sorry to inform your that the server Smile is being severly attacked by spammers causing the server go on high load. we are currently still working on this situation, and we hope to stop this attach the soonest possible.
Kind Regards,
ssWebHost.com
Server Smile, I know how you feel. Thanks spammers.
This morning everything seems better, here is last nights lame post:
With all the studies that show that drinking a glass or two of red wine a day may be good for your health I have decided to try my own study. Regular readers here know that my cholestrol is somewhat on the high side and I’m working with my doctor to try and get it in the “normal” range. I don’t eat too badly (realative to the general population) and I exercise fairly frequently, so I’m guessing a lot of my problem is hereditary, maybe drinking wine is the ticket.
Donna’s brothers and sister are big wine drinkers, so that after the house cleared out Thanksgiving weekend we were left with a couple of bottles. Instead of the usual pour it down the sink and recycle the bottle as in years past, I resolved to drink them empty, one glass at a time, strictly for my heart you understand.
After finishing off the leftovers, it was time to buy some wine on my own. Knowing nothing about wines my first replacement was just another bottle of the same kind that was left behind, Yellow Tail Merlot. Apparently it is from Australia because it has a cute Aborigini looking kangaroo on the bottle. As a bonus, it was cheap. Seeing as that wasn’t too bad tasting, my next bottle was chosen for its inexpensiveness as well. I don’t remember what brand it was, but I’m sure it came in a snazzy bottle. It cost less than the Yellow Tail and it didn’t have that cork thing, you just screwed the top off and poured. It really didn’t taste too bad either.
With the cost factor now really unimportant, anything under $10 a bottle being fine, I have now started working my way through the local supermarket’s wine aisle picking out my beverage by how I like the bottle/label design. Our latest stock consists of a Syrah from Red Bicyclette.
The next bottle might be from the folks at Twin Fins winery. Their bottles have a stylized back end of a 50s convertible with a surfboard sticking out of it.
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Tonight’s Netflix selection was “Sideways.” Going to have to buy that movie and watch it multiple times so I can get the lingo down.
Miles Raymond: A little citrus. Maybe some strawberry. Mmm. Passion fruit, mmm, and, oh, there’s just like the faintest soupçon of like, uh, asparagus, and, there’s a, just a flutter of, like a, like a nutty Edam cheese.
My new replacement fan from Dell arrived this evening. I cracked open the case and felt the fan force when it was running, not much air movement. Popped out the assembly and pulled the fan off its rubber mounting posts. Installed the new fan and snapped it back into the case. Leaving the case open I hit the power button.
Fan started running, so far so good. I felt for air movement and it didn’t seem any better. As the computer finished booting up I just listened. It seems like the new fan has a tick to it that the other didn’t. Sigh, but at least it isn’t making the horrible vibrating sound. I scissor the case halves together and stand it upright. Just as I reach vertical.…brrraaattttttttttttt. The sound is back.
I carefully laid the case back down horizontal.…brrraaattttttttttttt. Opened up the case again and unplugged the new fan and.…brrraaattttttttttttt, the noise is still there. Put my ear up to the power supply and that is where the racket sounds like it is coming from. Rap on the power supply grating hard with my knuckle and the noise stopped.
Damn! I was so sure. While trouble shooting it was making the noise and I unplugged the CPU cooling fan and the noise stopped, how could this be? The only thing I can think of is the first time I unplugged the fan it jostled the computer enough that the power supply fan quieted down.
Back to the Dell website to see about ordering a power supply. If you remember I complained about struggling to find the parts ordering section on the Dell site, I couldn’t see the forest for the trees. All you have to do is click on the pertinent system type on the blue menu bar along the top and right there second from the bottom is Dell Parts & Supplies. But you didn’t think it would easy though did you? Nope, drill down through the hierarchy and sure enough you are told that these items can not be purchased on line, please dial 1–800-Phillipines.
Well, I’m not going there. I’m going to go to Centrix International. It might even be a used power supply, but I’ll be darned if I’m going to have to deal with the refusing to buy a book or putting it on my Dell account madness again. Let alone how much they will want for that sucker. Centrix-Intl has four numbers listed as fitting my box, Guess I’ll be cracking open the case again to check the part number of the P/S.
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Bogardus
I write this august letter in confidence, believing that it will reach you in high spirit and I believe you will maintain the level of confidence and trust matters of this nature requires. Though, I know that this proposal may make you apprehensive and worried, but I assure you that all will be well at the end. Before proceeding, I wish to introduce myself. I am Mr John Clark, personal accountant to Late Engr. Mark Bogardus.
The Proposal:
An American Citizen, Late Engr. Mark Bogardus, a Petrochemical Engineer died in an autocrash in May 2000. He operated a domiciliary account here in London and had a closing balance as at the end of September 2000 amounting to $10,000,000.00 ( Ten Million United States Dollars only).Valueable efforts have been made by the security company to get in touch with any of Late Mark relation as beneficiary to his estates without success.
Consequently, the chairman and the board of Directors are planning to declare the fund Unclaimed and then forfeited into the governments account because of the security company’s inability to locate a relation or next of kin. In other to avert this negative development, I now seek your permission to have you stand as next of kin to the estate of late Engr. Mark, so that the fund $10,000,000.00 will be released and paid into your account as the beneficiarys next of kin. I will help to arrange all documents and proves to enable us get this fund out.
I have secured from the probate registry an order of mandamus to locate any of the deceased beneficiary and more so, I am assuring you that this transaction is risk free. Once the fund is moved to your nominated account, you will be entitled to 40%, 20% to charity while i get 40%.
As soon as I receive your acceptance in principle, I will furnish you with the necessary modalities for commencement.Finally, I am relying in my confidence in you, having opened up to you, if however you are not interested,please feel free to destroy this information.
Yours Faithfully,
John Clark.
They have recently updated the voice activated automated prescription refill software at our local CVS. Before it was generic female computer generated voice, but now we’ve got radio announcer guy to lead us through the button pushing process.
The best part is now when his voice says, “Please wait while I input that information.” Instead of 3 seconds of silence we now get a computer sound (here is where an audio post might actually be germane) that sounds like something that would come from Uniblab as it computed George Jetson’s severance pay.
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Even when it happens for a totally different reason than usual.
I love to read and I usually have at least one book going at a time. My current source is a used book store in town which we visit every other weekend. My usual MO for picking a book to read is to open it up about a third of the way and read a page. This lets me know A) if I like the style of witting and B) hopefully will tip me off that I might have read it before. It always works for A, but sometimes it will fail the B criteria. I have been known to take up to 1/4 of the way through a book before I realize that I have read it before. Because I usually don’t remember how it all finishes up, I’ll just reread it. Hey. people watch a movie they like more than once don’t they?
The past batch of books included one called “Tell No One” by Harlan Cobern that I really enjoyed, so on this past weekend’s trip I told myself that I’d get another one of his books to see if it was as good. There were three on the shelf, so I grabbed on called, “Gone For Good.” Didn’t even read any of it because I knew I liked his writing style.
Well sure enough, by page 10 I knew I had read it already, so I reread it. Good book, not as good as “Tell No One” though. My next trip back to the bookstore, I’ll get one of the other two that I (hopefully) haven’t read already.
It was supposed to get into the middle 70s today. Tomorrow rain and the weekend cold, so Donna convinced me to take the afternoon off and enjoy the day.
We headed over to Sportsman BBQ and got a plate and a sandwich to go. And go we did. We went up to a small park next to Clark’s Hill Lake. We had a little picnic at one of the tables overlooking the lake and the dam. After eating we spread out a blanket and lounged in the sun to read some. A fairly short time after we got settled, another car showed up. A minivan with a young family. They proceeded to unload a huge amount of stuff, strollers, bikes, coolers, fishing poles, etc. Mom and young daughter were in constant communication, “Stay here.” “Alright,” as she wanders off. “Don’t go far. ” “I won’t,” as she keeps on walking. “Come over here.” “Mom?”
We packed our books and blanket in the trunk and went for a walk around exploring every nook and cranny of the small park. After about a half an hour we got back in the car and went for a nice drive in the country before coming home.
Really nice day for a convertible. But somehow I feel we are going to have to pay for it with a couple inches of snow in February…
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Last night while listening to my new favorite internet radio station, it began to do random, but frequent dropping out. Tonight when I cranked up RadioIO Eclectic it was still doing it. Dang.
Tried RadioParadise and for the last 309:20 it has been rock solid.
To quote my favorite pirate:
Jack Sparrow: Funny ol’ world, innit?
Regular readers will know that I’m struggling with my fledgling home network. Setting up the Linksys WRT54G wireless router was no snap, but I did manage to get both to wired desktop and wireless laptop to share an internet connection in short order. Sharing files and printers has been another story.
Last night after reading on the Linksysinfo.org forums and thanks to this one post with a nice little checklist, I finally managed to get the 2 PCs to talk to each other. I had most of the items taken care of already, but the thing I did that turned the tide was turn off DHCP and give the two computers there own IP address. After rebooting everything I was in business, woohoo.
One small problem, neither PC could access the internet!
To quote my favorite British Prime Minister:
Margaret Thatcher: “It’s a funny old world.”
None of the galleries of my pictures is working. I wonder how long that has been? I have been using a program called Simple PHP Gallery. A while back I went to the home page of the author to check for updates, but discovered that the web page was unavailable. There was a little note from the hosting company asking if I was the owner and would I like to renew my agreement…The script was still working so I just ignored that.
Something must have changed on my host to alter the way the script works, but I’ll be danged if I know what that might be. Might have happened in the recent spam attack or some upgrade of a pearl module or whatever. Guess I’ll be hunting up a new picture gallery method.
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Quasi-winter has arrived. It is “cold” and windy outside, so we’ve decided that it would be a nice day to stay inside and have for Chili for supper (wonder what is a good wine for accompanying chili?)
Fixed the Galleries, the hard way. Deleted any semblance of the Simple PHP Gallery files and proceeded to try and get Gallery to work. Two attempts at uncompressing the archive file (seems as winzip doesn’t work well with the tarball) and two attempts at uploading the files (seems like WS_FTP doesn’t work well with the files) and I finally got to run the installation script. Reading the support forum I expected troubles, but was disappointed as it worked first time. I created a test directory and uploaded a file. Great. Now to re-upload the 100 or so photos that are already there, cut and paste their captions and descriptions from the text file to each individual image, learn a new layout and templating system, so I can customize the albums to look like the rest of the site. F@%k that. Deleted everything I uploaded and mulled my next move. Hoping, against all odds, that just re-uploading the Simple PHP Gallery files might work, I tried it. It’s a miracle, photos again. The only logical reason I could think as to why it worked is the cache files for the thumbnails was corrupt and regenerating it was the fix. Note to self, delete the cache first next time the galleries mess up.
I also fixed the computers not talking to each other thing, the easy way. I checked this setting once before and thought what I saw was good enough, but it wasn’t. I did two things the other day to get the computers talking, one was disabling the DHCP and the other was disabling the software firewalls. Figuring the IP Address thing was the cause of the no internet access, I left DHCP on and just disabled the firewalls. Viola! Note to self, check both boxes on the Network Neighborhood tab of Sygate Personal Firewall’s option screen.

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After finally dragging our butts out of bed this morning we headed out or a bagel for breakfast. We read the Sunday paper in the bagel place while enjoying our toasted treats. The only black mark on the experience is they didn’t have an OJ to drink.
Right next door was Publix and that is where we went next to do our weekly shopping.
After lunch we went for a hike in Hitchcock Woods. I took a couple more pictures at different locations in my quest for the look I wanted for my next series. We stumbled on a woman on horseback on a trail we were on, her companions, on a parallel trail, saw us first and called out, “People ahead.” So she turned around and headed towards them. After we were out of earshot Donna commented, “Why do they say ‘people’ like that? What the heck do they think they are? Maybe we should wear some alien costumes when we walk in the woods?” Not long after that conversation we encountered a carriage out for a drive. The carriage driver had to constantly reassure the two horses that it was alright as they passed. After all we were ‘people’.
When we got home I stopped short in the driveway and in answer to her quizzical look I replied. “I’m going to wash it.” It wasn’t real dirty, but usually it gets a monthly bath and with no MMC event in January, today seemed like as good a day as any.
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Mark and I are off on another two-day training adventure in Albemarle, NC. We are saying in our usual Holiday Inn Express (Mmmm…Cinnamon Buns.) and this time I won’t be able to complain about the parking lot lights interfering with my beauty sleep. After my complaint at breakfast last trip, Mark cued me into the secret, ask for an odd numbered room. The odd numbers are on the backside of the hotel and face a patch of woods. Very dark.
Another plus about this trip was the drive up, I’m driving the Miata and in an effort to not get stuck in rush hour traffic in Charlotte, I charted a route that got us off I-77 about 30 miles south of the big city. It took us through a couple small towns (and a few really small burgs too) on the back roads. Even though the mileage was a little longer, we got to the hotel at about the same time as the earlier trips. As a bonus we were in Monroe, NC about 5:30 and found a Sagebrush Steakhouse to eat at. instead of having to wait until we got to Albemarle. The food was just as good as the one in Albemarle and the waitress here was a whole heck of a lot better than the one we had back in October.
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Spent another day learning stuff that we’ll never use at GibbsCAM school. It was not a total waste, although we will never be doing exactly what we covered today, we may see something similar in the future. Plus he more we monkey with the program the better we get with the interface and will feel more comfortable using it. And a dull day at training beats a good day at work anytime.
Tonight after school we headed over to the Concord Mills mall area. After a brief shopping excursion into the Bass Pro Shop we headed over to Razzo’s Cajun Cafe for dinner. The food and atmosphere when we visited in October were so great we just had to make a return trip this time. We asked to sit in Madeline (our waitress from last time’s) section, but were told she didn’t work there anymore. Oh well, we were seated in a booth just two away from where we were seated before. The place was pretty quiet tonight compared to last time and our server turned out to be a red hot little number named Pepper. Mark and I would have enjoyed flirting more, if we were into young men. No kidding, the guy’s name was Pepper. He said he was named after a famous baseball player from St. Louis in the 30’s, Pepper Martin.
Even though our plan of getting Madeline to hold up a “I miss you Mark” sign and having her picture taken with us in the booth, to email back to the other Mark who was with us last time, was foiled, we are still planning a trip back to the restaurant in two weeks when we return for our last training session because the food is that good. We just won’t necessarily be asking to sit in Pepper’s section.
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What took 4 hours on the way up, with a dinner stop, took 3–1/2 on the way back without.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna change the power supply on this PC. And it beter solve our random ugly noise issue or…I don’t know what.
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The power supply swap went smooth as silk. No more brrraaattttttttttttt. While I had the patient open on the table I went ahead and put the original CPU cooling fan back in. I’d swear that the replacement one Dell sent me was noisier than the 2–1/2 year old original one.
On our way over to the Concord Mills mall on Tuesday afternoon we stopped at the drive-thru convenience store in Albemarle so I could snap a couple of pictures of the Miata on the checkerboard pattern they had painted on the driving lane. I’m guessing this store is no longer in operation because it wasn’t open last Tuesday nor was it open last October when Mark and I visited the parking area next door so I could snap a picture of the giant Rat Fink replica there.
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A long time ago in a far away land lived Nicholas the Dragon Slayer who was a member of the King’s court. He had a long-standing obsession to nuzzle the beautiful Queen’s voluptuous breasts, but he knew the penalty for this would be death.
One day he revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Grymbald the Physician, who was the King’s chief doctor. Grymbald the Physician exclaimed that he could arrange for Nicholas the Dragon Slayer to satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1,000 gold coins to arrange it.
Without pause, Nicholas the Dragon Slayer readily agreed to have Grymbald the Physician arrange it and that he would gladly pay the 1,000 gold coins for the chance to satisfy his desires for the Queen.
The next day, Grymbald the Physician made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen’s brassiere while she was taking a bath. Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense.
Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Grymbald the Physician informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva of Nicholas the Dragon Slayer had present the antidote to cure the itch. The King quickly summoned Nicholas the Dragon Slayer.
Grymbald the Physician then slipped Nicholas the Dragon Slayer the antidote for the itching powder, which he quickly put it into his mouth, and for the next four hours, worked passionately on the Queen’s magnificent breasts. The Queen’s itching was eventually relieved, and Nicholas the Dragon Slayer left satisfied and as a hero.
Upon returning to his chamber, Nicholas the Dragon Slayer found Grymbald the Physician demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, Nicholas the Dragon Slayer couldn’t have cared less, and knowing that Grymbald the Physician could never report this matter to the King — shooed him away with no payment made.
The next day, Grymbald the Physician slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into The King’s loincloth. The King quickly summoned Nicholas the Dragon Slayer…
Moral of the story — pay your bills!
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Caught an episode of Monk on the tube this afternoon and the cute little Téa Lenoni look alike just doesn’t cut it. I still miss Sharona.
For tonight’s excitement we dipped into the Big Box of Morrison Memories. I scanned about a dozen photos for Donna to email a cousin that is also doing the whole genealogy thing too. While I was at, it I also scanned a few more photos for a small book we are doing for her brothers and sister that will be filled with pictures from the past. Including the one above showing Donna’s early predilection for riding around in convertibles. From July 1972, her younger sister Sandy (who now also drives a Miata) at the wheel and the family dog in the back seat of a VW Bug, Donna smiles for the camera.
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I thought I was cured. I has been almost two years years since I posted a picture. Actually, when I converted to WordPress I deleted any of those old picture posts. I haven’t been to a GAA meeting in at least a year and a half.
In the January 25th issue of People Magazine there was a familiar face looking out at me from the TV Picks & Pans section. There was the same picture on the cover of the free TV magazine in this morning’s paper. For the next 6 weeks on PBS’s Masterpiece Theater she will be starring in an adaptation of Charles Dickens’s “Bleak House.” Jeez, “Fight the Future” was on FX this morning too.
I guess now I’m going have to check and see when the next local meeting of Gillian Anderson Anonymous is.
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Way back in 1989 when I decided to buy a Miata, it wasn’t as easy as walking into a Mazda dealer and choosing a car off the lot. You can read the story, Brian Buys A Miata some other time, this is the story of what happened once I finally got the car.
I had been keeping some folks appraised of my quest, so when it was finally realized I felt I should let them know that too. I felt like a proud parent, so I thought a cute idea might be a birth announcement. Using what limited tools I had available, AutoCAD and a copy machine, you can see what I made by clicking the LOOK! link below. This particular copy was sent to Donna’s mom and came out of yesterday’s dig through the Big Box of Morrison Memories. You can see that Donna wasn’t as thrilled as I was, she modified the outside of the announcement a little.
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And sometimes a good chuckle.
Inside the Miata’s Birth Announcement was a photograph of the proud father and his new baby. Check that pose, I guess that was what I thought was cool. Looks a little too much like an awkward teen aged boy who “just happened” to be hanging around the malt shop hoping to get noticed by that car load of cheerleaders.
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Totally lost! One of my wife’s co-workers talked her into wanting to see “Lost.” I heard the buzz about the show last year, but I’m not into TV much anymore, so I never watched it. I added Season 1: Disc 1 to the Netflix queue and it arrived today.
So instead of watching Rachel Ray cook on “30 Minute Meals” as usual with supper, we watched part one of the pilot episode. A couple of leaps of faith were required right in the begining, besides the whole plunge from 40,000 feet and living part, but it wasn’t too bad. So we watched part two, then the next episode and the next. Before you know it we were through the whole DVD. Helps that each episode is only 40 minutes long without the commercials. So now if you look at my rental queue to the right, you will see the rest of the “Lost” discs in a row.
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SHOW ALL WORK!
- Calculate the smallest limb diameter on a persimmon tree that will support a 10 pound possum.
- Which of these cars will rust out the quickest when placed on blocks in your front yard?
(A) ’65 Ford Fairlane ( B) ’69 Chevrolet Chevelle © ’64 Pontiac GTO.
- If your uncle builds a still which operates at a capacity of 20 gallons of shine produced per hour, how many car radiators are required to condense the product?
- A woodcutter has a chainsaw which operates at 2700 RPM. The density of the pine trees in the plot to be harvested is 470 per acre. The plot is 2.3 acres in size. The average tree diameter is 14 inches. How many Budweisers will be drunk before the trees are cut down?
- A front porch is constructed of 2x8 pine on 24-inch centers with a field rock foundation. The span is 8 feet and the porch length is 16 feet. The porch floor is 1-inch rough sawn pine. When the porch collapses, how many dogs will be killed?
- A man owns a house and 3.7 acres of land in a hollow with an average slope of 15%. The man has five children. Can each of his grown children place a mobile home on the man’s land and still have enough property for their electric appliances to sit out front?
- A 2-ton truck is overloaded and proceeding 900 yards down a steep slope on a secondary road at 45 MPH. The brakes fail. Given average traffic conditions on secondary roads, what is the probability that it will strike a vehicle with a muffler?
- With a gene pool reduction of 7.5% per generation, how long will it take a town which has been bypassed by the Interstate to breed a country-western singer?
You know they are among us. Just waiting for the right moment. How do they know who is one of them already? I know they can smell each other, but when they are driving cars, how do they know? Donna and figured it out tonight:
They only have one headlight working.
(For sun up recognition, it is one Daytime Running Light working and they seem to have a propensity for Chevy/GMC pickups and SUVs.)
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I HEART Gmail. And the spammers HEART my Gmail address. Items that are classified as spam get instantly tossed into the spam folder. Like most people, I’m guessing, no matter what spam defense you might have occasionally one sneaks through the net. In Gmail all I have to do is select the offending piece of junk and click on the button marked “Report Spam” and it gets put in the spam folder. The folder is self purging, anything that is in there with a date of 30 older than current gets sent into never-land. This afternoon I reached a new high in my spam folder — 1000.
That’s like 33–1/3 a day. Now that I write that out loud it doesn’t seem that impressive. I get nearly that many credit card offers daily in the snail mail! OK, kidding about that, but my work spam filter catches about 50 a day. Remind me to look in the morning and I’ll let you know how many under 30 day old spam letters I have there.
The local High School is only about a mile from my house and because ours is a nice quiet neighborhood the track team uses it as part of their training runs a couple times a week. Tonight I passed several groups of runners in both directions on my rollerblading excursion.
On the way to the Odell Weeks track for my middle mile loop I passed from behind a small group of guys who I smiled at as if to say, “I may be old, but I’m faster than you.” Which is easy if you are on eight wheels instead of two sneakers.
On the way back from my loop I came across a group of a half dozen girls. We were traveling in opposite directions on the same side of the street, so I looked up as we approached so as to not bump into anyone. A cute brunette near the back made eye contact and and shouted, “Yeah, Go Baby!” I smiled to myself and thought, I still got it, 50 years-old and the chicks still swoon.
It was then that I remembered I was wearing a blue sweatshirt with large bright yellow letters that I bought at the gift shop on Annapolis a few years ago. She was saying. “Yeah, Go NAVY!”
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Back in October the Miata Club received an unsolicited email advertising something called a California Pop Top. They were offering Club members a 10% discount and if we did a group buy they would ship all to the same address for the cost of shipping one. Seemed like a good deal, but we had no takers. I know I’m the only regular user of a cockpit cover in the Club since Russ defected to the Black Forrest, but I was not interested because we had just replaced our aging unit about a month earlier. One other member did express a slight interest, so I told him if he bought let me know as I wanted to see if this thing worked as advertised. He never did buy on.
Fast forward to two weeks ago. Our new car cover mounted a different than our previous one and we never really got used to it. It might have been operator error but the hold down hooks kept falling off the wheel wells randomly. Donna asked about that one we had heard about before and maybe we should look at getting one. I wrote the contact at California Pop Top to see if the deal was still valid. Yep. I wrote the other individual who expressed a slight interest to see if he wanted in on the deal. Yep. Ordered them Sunday, shipped Monday and arrived yesterday.
I have put it on and taken it off twice as practice in the garage. Way radical. The first time was tricky, the second time went smoother, but it didn’t seem to cover the back of the cockpit as well as the others. Left a little sliver of opening exposed. Reading the instructions I think that is from me not pulling the cords in the back tight enough. I need more practice.
The Pop Top is made of Tyvek so it is lighter and more compact than either of the two previous cockpit covers I’ve owned. I like it that it is more of a one person job than the earlier ones too. The others could be done by one, but it took a couple passes to get it lined up and locked down right. Donna likes the one person aspect too. It is also supposed to fit top up or down, so if it turns out to be real easy I can use it nearly every time I park for an extended period of time.
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On the way to dinner out tonight the Emperor notched over the the 35,000 mile mark. Donna and I meet with two other couples for a meeting of the Fine Dining Round-table, a Boolean Subset of the MMC. We reconvened after a long holiday break at the last place we met back in October, Rae’s Coastal Cafe.
While tonight’s meal was good it didn’t live up to either October’s fest or our memory of it. Donna’s twin lobster tails were large and tasty, but my Cajun flounder, off the “specials” menu, was not that great. I’m thinking that maybe Chef Papou must have had the night off. The only thing that saved it was I spread some of the hot sauce that came with John’s Jerk Chicken Meal.
About 12:30 this afternoon the postal delivery person filled our mailbox with a bunch of charitable come ons and Season 1: Disc 2 of “Lost.” We spent the next 3–1/2 hours of a beautiful sunny warm January afternoon inside on the couch riveted by the escapades of 46 individuals stranded on a uncharted Pacific isle.
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Today was a total loss on the outdoor front. The rain started about sun up and didn’t quit until late afternoon. So the planned bike ride or hike in the woods will have to wait until next weekend.
I scanned some more images from the Big Box of Morrison Memories this morning. By show of hands, how many of you have a picture just like this from your childhood? There was no date on the photo, but from the looks of the kids, that’s Donna second from the bottom, she is thinking 1961 or 1962.
After going out for lunch and a stop at the supermarket to pick up a few of the missed items from yesterday’s major shopping expedition, we went somewhere we haven’t been for over 6 years, Blockbuster. They didn’t have what we wanted. So we doubled back and went into Movie Gallery, where we stopped going when Blockbuster came to town about 9 years ago. We grabbed the two DVD cases we wanted and went to the checkout. My name was still in their files, but that was it. Every other bit of info had to be re-entered. Once that was finished, ready to go, the clerk informed us that these were just the empty display cases, she needed the box with the DVD behind them. They weren’t on the shelf. Damn, they were already checked out. Disappointed we headed home for a dull afternoon inside the house. Part way home I made an unexpected right turn, I remembered the other Movie Gallery on the southside of town. We had never even been in this store before. At first we couldn’t even find what we wanted, but then there they were, behind the display cases were rent-able DVDs. Grinning from ear to ear, I handed the girl behind the counter my license and a credit card so I could open an account. We politely looked like we were listening to her spiel of the rules. We smiled attentive-like at her sales pitch for a rental gift card thing that could be had for $17.95 and was worth $24.95 before bolting for the door. We didn’t even feel the cool misty rain as we skipped back to the car.
Clutched in my hands were Season 1: Disc 3 & 4 of “Lost.”
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Back in Albemarle for training again, this time for 3 days instead of the usual two. I’ve got the same room in the Holiday Inn Express as two weeks ago. Somebody else must have stayed here in the interim though as I found the torn off corner of a Cheetos bag on the floor near the nightstand.
Mark drove up this time. He wanted his pick up truck because tomorrow when we go the Bass Pro Shop he is going to be buying some things that are way too big to fit in the Miata. This is our last trip up here for training, after this we are experts.
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Mark and I made our required visit to the Bass Pro Shop, Concord Mills Mall and Razzoo’s tonight after school.
We shopped BPS first. Mark had a list of things to get and wanted to get. He found the first thing on the list, but it turned out not be any cheaper than Wallyworld, so it wasn’t worth spending for here and lugging back to Aiken. The second item on his list was a certain kind of fishing rod for his father, last trip he lucked onto the lure his dad wanted right away, but this time we had to look at 98% of the 68.7 million different rods for sale there before realizing the best buy was a rod/reel combo. And that was even after tossing out the POS reel… So he wouldn’t have to tote a fishing rod around the mile long loop of the mall we delayed buying anything here until we finished shopping.
To pay Mark back for making me walk all around the Bass Pro Shop looking up at all those fishing rods that I didn’t have a clue about what I was really looking for, I made him watch me try and buy a pair of sneakers. He now knows why Donna hates to shop with me. We went into nearly every one of the dozen shoe places in the Concord Mills Mall where the process went anywhere from a quick pass through to me trying on 4 pairs of shoes (sometimes a left and a right from 2 different pairs) and then leaving. Halfway around we ducked into Frye’s where we shopped for DVDs and Xbox games for Mark’s son. He found a cheap game and a copy of Three Kings and I picked up the classic Test Tube Babies. I found a pair I liked in my size on sale in literally the last place we could have looked in. We then when back into the Bass Pro Shop where mark picked up the stuff he needed and we drove the 1/2 mile across the parking lot to dinner.
After our shopping excess we decided to eat that way too. We had some Rat Toes and Fried Pickle Puckers before we even got around to ordering a main course. We each drank about a liter of ice cold Coke to soothe the raging fires burning in the taste bud forests of our tongues. Mark liked the menu so well he asked our waitress if he could buy one, she just said keep that one. Next time you see him ask him about his escape from the restaurant with his prize. We both did buy legitimate souvenirs too, genuine Razzoo’s Brand T-shirts, ostensibly for our wives, but by coincidence they just happen to be in our sizes.
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