Sturgeon’s Law

Ninety per­cent of every­thing is crap.


Derived from a quote by sci­ence fic­tion author Theodore Stur­geon, who once said, “Sure, 90% of sci­ence fic­tion is crud. That’s because 90% of every­thing is crud.” Oddly, when Sturgeon’s Law is cited, the final word is almost invari­ably changed to ‘crap’.

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Little Boy Blue

The Folks in the MMC don’t know it yet, but tonight is Donna and my last Club meet­ing. Reg­u­lar read­ers will remem­ber that a cou­ple months ago I was vir­tual car shop­ping, well we have decided on a car. It was not on the orig­i­nal list in either cat­e­gory because it fell out­side the the­o­ret­i­cal bud­get limit, and if recent events have taught us any­thing it is you only live once, so you might as well enjoy your­self while you can.

The local dealer didn’t have what we wanted, but a quick search turned up almost a per­fect match, satel­lite radio instead of the Ip Odd inter­face, in Charleston, SC. We will be able to pick it up on Fri­day at Tay­lor BMW in Augusta. With trad­ing in the Emperor, $2k addi­tional down, we ended up financ­ing $28,000 @ 3.95% or $475 a month for the next 6 years…

Meet Lit­tle Boy Blue: a BMW 128i Convertible.

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Page 20

Burned up almost a full tank of gas and drove around 300 miles just to find an ammo can hid­den near the Museum of West­ern York County. We found 7 oth­ers today, but the Museum was the real objec­tive, you see, it is located on Page 20 of the DeLorme atlas of South Carolina.

Tonight after enter­ing all the data and run­ning the macro that pro­duces the image on the Chal­lenge Page appears broke. It showed we only had 3 pages com­pleted, a far cry from the actual 34 we have done. I updated GSAK the other day and when it did it gave a warn­ing about back­ing up your data­base because it was going to be mak­ing big changes. Those changes must have hosed some­thing in the macro.

Because we drove all that way just to fill the square, I man­u­ally pho­to­shopped the image and hacked the HTML to make it look like it should. Only then did I think that maybe I should check the forums to see if the macro had been updated, it had. At least I’ll be ready for the next square.

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Geocaching Trifecta

I have often spo­ken here of hit­ting the tri­fecta, but that is in ref­er­ence to eat­ing out all three meals in a sin­gle day. Today we hit the Geo­caching Tri­fecta. We hid a cache, found a cache and we DNF’d a cache.

In other Tri news our neigh­bor the ultra-marathoner saw us drag­ging out the tan­dem for our caching adven­ture and men­tioned that she had gone for bike ride yes­ter­day and has given some con­sid­er­a­tion to maybe try­ing Triathlons.

This prompted Donna to say later in the day we had done our own triathlon today, we rode 14 miles on the bike, took a 1/2 mile walk check­ing on a cache and then taken a shower.

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LOB Now Turbocharged

This “but­ton” has been sit­ting here in the upper right cor­ner of my Word­Press admin page for the longest time. Tonight I clicked it and it installed some­thing called Google Gears. I’m not sure if it is sup­posed to speed up the blog for me or you, but I do know if it keeps ask­ing to con­nect to the Google moth­er­ship it is com­ing out.

The trunk on the Miata looks like some­one dusted for prints using yel­low instead of black powder,there are yel­low tire tracks on my garage floor when I back out in the morn­ing and Tiger Woods’ Green Jacket is now a neon lime green. Pine pollen sea­son and the Mas­ters are in town.

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Spellcheck Anyone?

Sign on the wall out­side a Break­ers, a con­ve­nience store, near Mar­ion, SC.

Four for four on Fri­day. Thir­teen for 14 with one change of heart on Sat­ur­day and we can cross off 4 more coun­ties and four more DeLorme pages.

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106,000 Patrons

Once a year Donna and become golf fans, we watch the Master’s on TV. I guess because we have been there in person…

On our way home from George­town this morn­ing we made two quick caching stops to pick up the last DeLorme pages we needed for the east­ern part of the state. And just out­side the town of Eutawville (YOO • tah • vil) the Emperor passed the 106,00 mile mark.

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HD On Cable

Back in August a bolt of light­ning fried our tube TV so we bought a one of those new fan­gled flat screens. I let it find all the chan­nels and was happy as a clam. Then 3 weeks later I had to reset the TV and when I ran the chan­nel find func­tion this time I let it look for dig­i­tal chan­nels. It found some, the Music Choice chan­nels that came with the dig­i­tal pack­age, noth­ing with a pic­ture though.

I was home sick with some flu stuff today and thought I would tune into Sound­scapes, the New Age Music Choice chan­nel to help in start­ing a nap while on the couch. It wasn’t there. I remem­ber won­der­ing if the cable com­pany knew that folks with dig­i­tal TV were get­ting that music for free. Maybe they did and decided to cut it off.

For the heck of it I ran the chan­nel setup again. It found the music chan­nels. They were occu­py­ing the recently, with no notice, vacated ESPN Clas­sic chan­nel spot at 34. Not only that it turned up the HD broad­casts of the 6 local TV broad­cast­ers. Now I won’t have to unplug the cable and plug up the $20 rab­bit ears I bought so I can watch TDTVS in full widescreen HD glory. Then plug the cable back in after the show is over.

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The Media Marketing Has Really Kicked In

While chan­nel surf­ing this evening I flipped through 3 straight sta­tions that were play­ing Iron Man 2 com­mer­cials. One of which was actu­ally a car ad (admit­tedly, I think if Iron Man were a Trans­former he prob­a­bly would change into an Audi R8 V10 convertible.)

As much as I loved the first movie and the trail­ers look good for num­ber 2, they do look a lit­tle over the top in places. I am start­ing to get the feel this fran­chise might be going the way of TDPM.

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Dirty Car

The Emperor is filthy. Tree sap from park­ing in the wrong spot some­where, pine pollen, dead bugs and mud from an aborted geo­cache attempt cover the exte­rior. The inside isn’t much bet­ter, pine pollen there too, plenty of dirt and debris in the mats, plus some stray M & M Minis under the seats.

I need to wait though and get the dri­ve­way cleaned off first. Adding water to it’s cur­rent coat­ing of pine pollen (sur­prise), oak pollen clus­ters and dog­wood blos­som petals would cre­ate an awful soup.

I need to wait on clean­ing the dri­ve­way until I blow off the roof, which is cov­ered in, well, you can guess.

Ahhh, spring.

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At The Car Wash

Last night we cleaned house, the out­side any­way. I blew off the roof and deck, Donna mowed the front and back yards and I used the blower to clean our driveway.

When we got home tonight you could barely tell I had cleaned the dri­ve­way, enough oak pollen clus­ters had fallen to leave a sparse coat­ing the whole front yard. Oh, well, I was still going to wash the car, had to because the MMC has abreak­fast event tomor­row and we couldn’t very well show up in the pigsty the Emperor was. Plus I have that awning-carport thing that will at least keep the stuff off the car *while* I’m wash­ing it.

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The Dead & The Wounded

The the past week or so, maybe longer, the wheel on mouse of the desk­top PC was act­ing up. When you scrolled down it would jump and jit­ter, some­times huge chunks of pages. Scrolling up it was fine…so Sat­ur­day we went to Sta­ples and bought a new mouse. We opted for a corded mouse for a cou­ple of rea­sons, its eco-friendly (no dead bat­ter­ies fill­ing the land­fills) and cheap at twenty bucks. As a bonus it had a PS2 adapter which I used so as to free up a USB port and now I don’t have to crawl under the desk and swap out the cables for the web cam or scan­ner depend­ing on which one I need at the moment.

Today while sit­ting on the screened porch lis­ten­ing to the FRS get­ting their hats handed to them 7–1 by the Tampa Devil Rays the cord­less mouse on the lap­top quit work­ing. 6 weeks and kaput. The cute lit­tle receiver which barely sticks out of the USB port was HOT to the touch. Just to be sure I swapped the AA bat­tery out of the mouse with a dif­fer­ent one, I tried the receiver part in another port on the lap­top (I had to pull it out with a pair of pli­ers it was so hot) and tried it on the desk­top PC and it still didn’t work. Guess I’m going back to Sta­ples tomorrow.

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Stolen Thunder

Because it is Patriot’s Day the FRS game started at 11:05 AM this morn­ing. By 11:08 they were los­ing by one run. At the end of the third inning they were trail­ing by eight.

I had an idea for tonight’s post, but before I start­ing writ­ing I did my usual check of select links from the side­bar and there it was in the sec­ond panel of today’s Sox­a­holic, I’m not the only one think­ing it.

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I Missed It

I missed cel­e­brat­ing 420 today. Bum­mer man, might have helped watch­ing tonight’s episode of TDTVS.

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Removing ClearType From Office 2007

I was upgraded to Office 2007 at work yes­ter­day. My cubi­cal neigh­bor (Hi, Jim) has had it for a few weeks and has done noth­ing but com­plain. I have to admit I am not in love with the new inter­face, it does look like it might be help­ful to novices and today’s big button/colorful icon lovers, but I’m old school and like the drop down menu thing bet­ter. I quickly fig­ured out how to hide the Rib­bon and add my wanted but­tons to the top menu, so I can deal with the changes.

Office 2007 turns on Microsoft’s ClearType auto­mat­i­cally which they have designed to make text look crisper on LCD screens by blur­ring the edges. Some peo­ple love this “advance­ment”, most don’t even notice and another fac­tion hates it. I thought I fell only in the hate col­umn because at work and home when I have run into Clear Type in the past the first I did was to dis­able it. To me the slight blur­ring of the char­ac­ters, just makes them look out of focus.

Off to the web to see about shut­ting off the Blurr Type in Office 2007. Before you jump in to let me know Microsoft has Con­trol Panel App for tun­ing ClearType, I tried it and it didn’t help.

Depend­ing on which ver­sion of Win­dows you have there are dif­fer­ent ways to turn off ClearType. For XP you have to:
1. Click Start, click Con­trol Panel, click Appear­ance and Themes, and then click Dis­play.
2. On the Appear­ance tab, click Effects.
3. Click to select the Use the fol­low­ing method to smooth edges of screen fonts check box, and then click Nor­mal in the list. This turns it off for a lot of things, but Office 2007 still uses it.

To shut it off in Office you need to fol­low these instruc­tions:
1. Click the Microsoft Office But­ton, and then click pro­gram Options.
2. Click Pop­u­lar.
3. Under Top options in work­ing with pro­gram, click to clear the Always use ClearType check box.
4. Click OK to close the pro­gram Options dia­log box.
5. Restart the 2007 Office pro­gram. This is all well and good, but Out­look is still hold­ing out!

To bring Out­look into line you need to go to View -> Cur­rent View -> Cus­tomize Cur­rent View -> 1) Other Set­tings But­ton — Change the 3 fonts, Col­umn, Row, Auto Pre­view & 2) Auto­matic For­mat­ting But­ton — Change all 5 rules. Then go to Tools -> Options -> Mail For­mat Tab -> Sig­na­tures But­ton — Change the font if needed. Then select the Per­sonal Sta­tion­ary Tab — Change the three fonts there. I changed them all to Tahoma and left the point size alone. Arial would work pretty well here too.

After all that, the doc­u­ments now use the crisp sharp fonts I know and love, but guess what, all the menu text in Office 2007 still looks fuzzy. Turns out Microsoft com­mis­sioned some new ClearType friendly fonts to be use in the Office inter­face. Bastards!

There may be a dif­fer­ent way to cure this issue, but I opted for the brute force method, my Google search­ing turned up a site that listed those fonts and I moved them and all their vari­a­tions from the win­dows font direc­tory: Cal­ibri, Cam­bria, Can­dara, Con­so­las, Con­stan­tia, Cor­bel and Segoeui.

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TGIF

Why are the ferns the first to poke out of the ground after they do a pre­scribed burn in the woods.

This pic­ture is from last weekend’s walk in Hitch­cock Woods.

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401

We grabbed a cache on the way home from din­ner out in Augusta on Fri­day. We got a find and removed one of our DNFs. We didn’t find this one a while back, but we weren’t the only ones, the con­tainer had gone miss­ing. The owner has since replaced it and we found it.

Sat­ur­day we got up early and headed north and east with the goal of fin­ish­ing up our SC Chal­lenges in that part of the state. One of the coun­ties we needed was Chester­field which is where Cousin Lau­rie resides, so instead of our typ­i­cal break­fast at Cracker Bar­rel meets in Flo­rence, we did a lunch at Sub­way in her home town of Chester­field. She even joined us on a caching expe­di­tion behind the town’s high school. We were gone for almost exactly 12 hours, cov­ered a touch over 400 miles and got to check off the 3 coun­ties and 4 DeLorme pages that we needed with the 11 caches we found.

After yes­ter­day we were at 392 total. We needed to get just 8 to get to the next mile­stone and there were 8 rel­a­tively fresh caches along the bike lane they added along side the new I-520 sec­tion in North Augusta. Seemed like some­body was try­ing to tell us some­thing. At first we tried to resist, but by after lunch the pull was too strong. We parked at the DMV and started along the trail. Donna’s idea was to walk to the fur­thest cache and work our way back (this strat­egy worked well yes­ter­day when we went all the way north and east before work­ing our way back home.) And that is almost exactly what we did, the pent up desire to do some­thing caused us to pick up #2 before walk­ing the whole way. We found all eight giv­ing us exactly 400 finds. Turns out there was a cache right there behind the DMV build­ing where we had parked, oh what the heck, might as well start on the next hun­dred, plus 401 is a prime num­ber. By the time we were done we had walked 4.7 miles.

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Miscellaneous Monday

Added a link in the Miata sec­tion called Miata Mon­days. It is from a site called Cold Track Days and fea­tures a photo every Mon­day of a tricked out Miata.

Watch­ing LOST last week, every time they showed Jack stand­ing there in his dark blue t-shirt I couldn’t help but notice the resem­blance to the pro­tag­o­nist in that video game Another World that I so loved, but couldn’t get to work back in December.

There are only 3 episodes and the two hour finale left of TDTVS and then it will be all over on Sun­day, May 23 (why Sun­day?) But that’s OK maybe they will make Sat­ur­day morn­ing car­toon of the show.

You know how I spent a cou­ple hours the other day rid­ding my work PC of ClearType after the Office 2007 install? Well guess what is run­ning on the home lap­top and hasn’t both­ered me one bit?

House view­ers must buy a lot of trucks or some­one thinks they do because the big three have all run truck ads dur­ing tonight’s show.

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I’m Starting To Get Worried

It is no secret here that I loved the first Iron Man, SOI have been eagerly await­ing IM2 for some time now. The trail­ers have looked awesome.

But now I’m not so sure. I’ve now seen a cou­ple of clips from the Iron Man movies and I think it may suf­fer from the same fate as TDPM series (the first was great, the sec­ond sucked and the third was an embarass­ment.) In the sec­ond trailer the Stark Expo entrance entrance takes 20 sec­onds, in the actual movie it takes 2 min­utes which is about a minute too long.

In the car race sequence where Whiplash chops Tony Stark’s car in half we get intro­duced to the new portable armor, the suit­case suit. The suit is a mar­vel (pun unin­tended) in that it is light enough for Pep­per Potts to toss out of a car 20′ away to Tony’s feet and it is strong enough to with­stand fero­cious elec­tri­cal whip­pings. Then it takes 20 sec­onds for it mag­i­cally expand and then snap back shut bit by bit. It must have some hyp­notic qual­i­ties as well because Whiplash just stands around wait­ing for the thing the fin­ish coa­lesc­ing into a com­plete suit before attacking.

The movie has actu­ally had it’s world pre­mier yes­ter­day in Hol­ly­wood and the early reviews are mixed. I’m think­ing that a week from Fri­day I may just pop the DVD of the first movie in and savor it.

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I Could Only Stand It For 6 Weeks

Before I broke.

Yes­ter­day I loaded up my now unused thumb­drive (thanks Drop­Box) with Winamp Portable and about a Gig of tunes, so now I’m back lis­ten­ing to music at work.

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