Sturgeon’s Law

Ninety per­cent of every­thing is crap.


Derived from a quote by sci­ence fic­tion author Theodore Stur­geon, who once said, “Sure, 90% of sci­ence fic­tion is crud. That’s because 90% of every­thing is crud.” Oddly, when Sturgeon’s Law is cited, the final word is almost invari­ably changed to ‘crap’.

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I’ve Been Framed

After Donna and I had lunch at our “favorite” place we walked over to Advanced Auto and I bought a nifty thin black metal license frame and the match­ing screw caps. Ever since I came home with the dealer plate on the back with it’s dealer black frame I kind of wanted a frame for the real plate. every time I went in a depart­ment store or auto parts place I looked. Today I found what I needed. Looks pretty good there.

The Miata plate is held on with only 2 screws at the top so the bot­tom holes are just there star­ing back at you. Well I fixed that. The screw cov­ers came in sets of 4 so I epox­ied the other two to the bot­tom of the frame for a more com­plete look. par­don me while I pat myself on the back.…

The word favorite is in quotes up there because we have a love hate rela­tion­ship with Popeye’s. The ser­vice is dread­ful and the food is hit or miss, but when it hits it is great. Today, like a Vegas slot machine, they paid off with a hit, hot food. This minor suc­cess of a visit will make us for­get all the other past fail­ures and prob­a­bly get us to go back again (when we will get cold food, no doubt and the cycle will start anew.)

I’m Disappointed

The other day when I was in Bor­ders they had their bar­gain hard­cover books on fur­ther sale by let­ting you get 3 for the price of 2. (Right here is where I’d link you to the post where I dis­cussed the orig­i­nal pur­chase, but its gone with the wind, sigh.) As I usu­ally do I bought 3 pulp fic­tion books, a Robert B. Parker, a Stu­art Woods and some other book about a female lawyer.

1. Widow’s Walk
2. Orchid Blues
3. Court­ing Trouble

I of course read the Spenser book first because I sure wish I was a tough guy like him. Next came Stu­art Woods, this was a newer char­ac­ter for him a female police chief in FLA, not the NY cop guy (although he makes a cameo.) In both books the writ­ers used a term that seems so 50’s to me, but maybe if I was a drink­ing man the phrase wouldn’t seem so quaint, heck I’d prob­a­bly use it when­ever some one asked if I wanted a cock­tail. “Sure,” I’d say, “The sun is over the yardarm.” The rea­son I’m dis­ap­pointed, is that that phrase didn’t work its way into the third book, I guess that is what I get for try­ing some­thing new…

I’m In The Pink

It is Sun­day and it is wash day (actu­ally, almost every­day is a wash day, but Sun­day is always a wash day.) There were enough clothes to do 2–1/4 loads of wash, but not want­ing to do any more than nec­es­sary, Donna stuffed the bas­kets to make just 2 loads. In doing so, we lost tight con­trol on the color/white sep­a­ra­tion, which usu­ally is not a prob­lem. Being as it still close to Christ­mas some new stuff was being washed, and my new white tur­tle neck got in the same load as Donna’s new red flan­nel sleep pants. The turtle­neck is now a very light shade of pink. I guess if I just wear it under a red sweater it won’t look to bad.…

Farewell To Network TV?

Tonight is Wednes­day and that means West Wing. I seem to have lost that lov­ing feel­ing. I think the show is still intel­li­gent, it’s still funny, but it is off a beat to me now. It has got to be the whole no Aaron Sorkin thing. I’m afraid that after this sea­son I won’t be back. And with that it will mean I watch no reg­u­larly sched­uled net­work TV pro­gram. The end of an era and I’m sure they will miss me. ;-)

X2

We watched this movie tonight and after­wards my wife said to me, “Your taste in movies sucks.” You know, I kind of have to agree.

This makes watch­ing Anger Man­age­ment all the more press­ing. I didn’t pick that movie, it was thrust upon me. One of the work­place DVD swap club mem­bers bought this movie and when he added it to his list he asked if I was inter­ested, I said no and made sure to put a No in that col­umn of the spread­sheet. A week ago when he brought it in to give to some­one else, he com­mented on how it was a good movie and I should see it. I reminded him of my No and help­fully explained that I didn’t like Adam San­dler and Jack Nichol­son is not funny (in come­dies) to me. Today when he got the movie back, he came and offered it to me. Again. Sens­ing the only way to get some clo­sure on this issue was to take the movie, so I took it. Don’t worry I’ll let you know what I, and of course my wife, think of it.

There Goes My Blogging Fodder For Next Week

Got a call this after­noon from one of Liz Goddard’s flunkies, next week’s ses­sion of county court has been post­poned. I don’t have jury duty, so now I have to come up with some­thing else to write about.

And because my ses­sion was post­poned, I’m off the hook until the next time my name gets drawn. Because jury notices go out all the time the peo­ple who are sup­posed to be there the week after next will get to hear the cases I might have heard next week. If all goes accord­ing to this sched­ule, I should get another call to duty some­time in the year 2019.

Take The Long Way Home

Nice break in the weather today. it was still warm after work, so this after­noon, Donna and I took the long way home.* It will be back to win­ter by Fri­day as the temps will fall into the upper 20’s overnight.
Con­tinue read­ing Take The Long Way Home

Just When I Think I’m Out

They pull me back in. Tonight’s West Wing was one of the bet­ter ones in a long time. It was totally unbe­liev­able that a Pres­i­dent would do what was done tonight, but then again, isn’t some­one about to announce a trip to Mars?

I’m Number Four

Moved into 4th place on the Seti@Home Miata Club today. It helped that the old Num­ber Four quit pro­cess­ing WUs back in Novem­ber. I would have even­tu­ally caught him, prob­a­bly just a cou­ple months fur­ther along. #3 is about 1,000 WU ahead of me. I am cur­rently churn­ing out 8 WUs to his one, so I should catch him in under 6 months (that is unless the SETI folks imple­ment their tran­si­tion to BOINC before then.)

Back From HHI

A pleas­ant lit­tle diver­sion was had this week­end. Drove down to Hilton Head Island to take more pic­tures of con­dos. My friend Jerry who man­ages a bunch of places at the Hilton Head Island Beach & Ten­nis Resort has snagged a few new ones (bring­ing the total to 25) and I need to update his web­site with the new places.

Took Fri­day off from work and drove down in the morn­ing. We had Japan­ese food at Donna’s favorite spot for lunch, met with Jerry, took pic­tures then we had pizza at my favorite spot for dinner.

Sat­ur­day was up “early” for a walk on the beach, left­overs for lunch and a movie in the after­noon. Din­ner that night was over at Jerry & Donna’s (Jerry’s wife’s name is Donna too) place. When we got there they came out to ooh and aah appro­pri­ately over the new car. I handed him the keys and said, “Let’s go for a ride.” We then pro­ceeded to ter­ror­ize the neigh­bors and their dogs by dri­ving around way too fast for his quiet lit­tle plan­ta­tion devel­op­ment. Back in the day, Jerry used to drive of-road rally cars and it shows. At one point he said aloud, “Not bad clutch work for some­one who has only dri­ven auto­mat­ics for the last 4 years.” I com­mented that it was pretty much like rid­ing a bike and he responded back by heel and toe­ing a dou­ble clutch down shift through the next cor­ner. To which I kid­ded, “You know they have syn­chros in the trans­mis­sions now a days.”

This morn­ing it was rain­ing, so Donna (mine) and I can­celled the beach walk and drove on home. Some­time on the drive home the CD Changer switched to disc 2. Not bad, nine days to fin­ish lis­ten­ing to all 170 songs. At this rate I will have to swap out the 10 disc mag­a­zine, some­time in early April.

Remind me tomor­row to tell you about this afternoon’s duel­ing car washes.

Underwear Saga Continues

Back in Decem­ber I chron­i­cled a major event in my life, the pur­chase of new under­wear, twice. You get what you pay for. When you spend $10 for 5 pairs of under­wear you, get under­wear worth $2. In the short span of per­haps 4 wash­ings the briefs from Tar­get are com­ing apart. In 3 of the 5, the elas­tic in the waist­band is com­ing un-sewn. In all the color is fad­ing fast. While we were on Hilton Head Island this week­end, Donna and I did a lit­tle out­let mall shop­ping and one of the stores we ven­tured into was a Jockey store. They had some nice briefs that were 3 for $11. After tak­ing a pair out of the pack, I could see that I was def­i­nitely a size large in their world. I snagged a cou­ple boxes. Donna was over dig­ging through the store’s clear­ance table and when I showed her my picks she said, put them back. Huh!?! On the table she was look­ing at were two of the very same things I had in my hand, but priced at $3.99. Nii­ice.
P.S. If you click on that briefs link, what you will see is exactly what I look like in them. :-) (Well, maybe, wished I looked like. Whater ever you do, don’t press the “Detail” button.)

Dueling Car Washes

On the way home from gro­cery shop­ping yes­ter­day after­noon I decided it was time to wash the car. We had just drove home from Hilton Head in the rain that morn­ing and the car looked ugly.

Just a cou­ple of days before I bought the new Miata, our neigh­bors got them­selves a new “car” too (the word car is in quotes because they bought a Dodge Durango.) When we pulled into our dri­ve­way, Omar was in his, wash­ing the Durango. He had his bucket and sprayer and was going to town.

I parked the car in the dri­ve­way and we unloaded the trunk of gro­ceries. I came in and swapped a load of clothes (tak­ing one out of the dryer, putting the one from the washer into the dryer and reload­ing the washer.) I then went back out­side with my bucket and sponges to wash our car. By now Omar has been at it at least 15 min­utes and I didn’t know how far along he was, but as I filled the bucket with water I hollered over say­ing, “I bet I’m fin­ished before you are.”

I washed the Miata from top to bot­tom, stem to stern. I rinsed it off a sec­ond time with a low pres­sure stream to aid in sheet­ing the water. I dried the car. I shook out the mats. I wiped off the inte­rior dust with a damp towel. I washed the win­dows inside and out with Windex. Fin­ished, I pulled the car into the garage. When I walked back out to get the bucket and reel up the hose, Omar was just fin­ish­ing up wash­ing the back of the vehi­cle, all he could do was shake his head and smile.

Deja View

It is Wednes­day faith­ful read­ers and that means one thing, West Wing. It was a repeat of the sea­son opener and for what­ever rea­son I didn’t remem­ber it — for the first 30 min­utes any­way. I guess I must have missed the first half of the show way back when it was first on in Sep­tem­ber (or Octo­ber or when­ever.) I’m sure will rerun show num­ber of the sea­son where the find Zoey to wrap this story arc up before bring­ing out the new first run episodes for Feb­ru­ary. Feb­ru­ary is sweeps month the net­works always save up the good stuff for then.

Top Down Day

Not to rub it in on those of you in the frozen north, but Donna and I went out to Burger King for lunch and rode with the top down. I don’t know what was bet­ter the nice open air drive or the Whop­per served hot and fresh for a change.

Go to the BK site linked above. Then select the Nutiri­tion tab. You can build your meal and see the totals. I had a Whop­per — no mayo, medium Sprite and we split a medium fries, so my totals were:
1050 calo­ries
300 calo­ries from fat
34 grams of fat
12.5 grams of sat­u­rated fat
3.25 grams of Trans fat
75 mg cho­les­terol
1280 mg sodium
130 grams total carbs
6 grams fiber
66 grams sug­ars
33 grams pro­tein
Con­tinue read­ing Top Down Day

Blue Screen Of Death On An Angry Red Planet

This morning’s paper reported that NASA had lost con­tact with the Spirit rover:

Since Wednes­day, its 19th day on Mars, the Spirit had sent back to Earth only mean­ing­less radio noise or sim­ple beeps acknowl­edg­ing receipt of com­mands. Among the pos­si­ble causes: a cor­rup­tion of its soft­ware or com­puter memory.”

I find it sus­pi­cious, first the British probe Bea­gle fails to report in and now this…is it a sim­ple “Win­dows Mars Edi­tion” bug in the rover or could the Mar­tians be sab­o­tag­ing our attempts at fact finding?

The Good, The Bad & The Ugly II

Yes­ter­day was the 2 month anniver­sary of Gar­net Red Miata own­er­ship. There are 2,380 miles on the odome­ter, com­pared to the 400 when we picked it up, so we are aver­ag­ing pretty close to 1,000 miles a month. Could have been more, but we didn’t take it to south FLA for Thanks­giv­ing. It may stay that way for a while as we dodged another high mileage trip by ditch­ing our plans to drive to Maine in April and instead fly.

After 60 days of own­ing a 2nd gen­er­a­tion Miata I guess it is time to revisit a post I made back in Octo­ber regard­ing my thoughts on the sis­ter car to this one I had used as a loaner while wait­ing the repairs on my beloved 1995 1st gen car. New stuff is in ital­ics.

The Good:
1) That new car smell. Still there, but fad­ing.
2) That new car feel. Every­thing is still tight and rat­tle free. I really like the feel of the turn sig­nal stalk, wiper switch and light switches. They are the same as on the old Miata, but I don’t know if they have been engi­neered bet­ter or the oth­ers felt that way too in the begin­ning.
3) Black leather from the fac­tory. Finally Mazda has elim­i­nated the need for hav­ing an ugly exterior/interior com­bi­na­tion just to get leather seats. This car has beige leather, which looks good set against the maroon look­ing paint.
4) Round Knobs for the HVAC con­trols. The slid­ing levers of the 1st gen­er­a­tion Miata are so 1950’s. Plus they have a nice feel too (see #2 above.)
5) Remote elec­tronic trunk release. — This may have been inevitable, see the bad #1. Cou­pled with a gas strut this would be awe­some. Still no gas strut, but still lovin’ this fea­ture. Now if I could only fig­ure out how to make one of the other but­tons work my garage door — heaven.
6) No zip back win­dow. Elim­i­nates a step in putting the top down. This one is def­i­nitely a keeper. To lower the top all I have to do is unsnap the two latches and throw the top back. A lot sim­pler and quicker than those fancy elec­tric tops. Although occa­sion­ally we would leave the top up with the back win­dow unzipped on the other car, it prob­a­bly won’t be missed.
7) With some new valve tim­ing trick­ery, they increased HP to 142 from 128 and flat­tened the torque curve, so the car is faster. Not leaps and bounds, but faster.
8) Big­ger brakes at both ends makes stop­ping almost as fun and excit­ing as accel­er­at­ing. I notice the stop­ping power more than the going power over the ’95.
9) OEM 16 inch wheels are the nicest I’ve seen on a Miata. And as a bonus they are easy to clean because there are no small open­ings where you can’t wipe eas­ily with a sponge.

The Bad:
1) The key­hole for open­ing the trunk is too low. It is hard to get the key in and turn with­out squeez­ing your fin­gers. With the inside release and the key fob but­ton, who uses this any­way? I may have once so far. They ought to just elim­i­nate it in the next redesign.
2) No zip back win­dow. Reduces the head­room, so tall dri­vers will now hit the fab­ric panel used to auto­mat­i­cally raise/lower win­dow. I have taken to lean­ing just a bit to avoid brush­ing my head against the top.
3) The speedome­ter is cal­i­brated in 20 MPH incre­ments with lit­tle ticks every 2 MPH, this makes it hard to tell your speed at a glance. I don’t know about your town, but where I live, we have speed lim­its of 25 & 45, not 22 or 48. I’m get­ting used to this, I still don’t like it, but I’m prob­a­bly one of the few dri­vers left on the road today that even looks at the speedo.
4) 6-speed trans­mis­sion. Always seems like I needed to shift. I know with more use I would have adjusted to it, but why didn’t they leave the 5 speed ratios as is and make 6 a real over­drive? (At least here in North Amer­ica.) This car has a 5-speed, so I feel right at home.
5) With the new valve tim­ing trick­ery, they may have increased HP and flat­tened the torque curve, but 1st gear to me seems to run out of steam. I really miss that kind of punchy accel­er­a­tion of old.
6) OEM16 inch wheels. They are big look­ing. And I haven’t weighed them, but I bet they are heav­ier than the 15″ Kosei Rac­ing Senekas I had on the old car. Plus tires will now be 50% higher in cost…

& The Ugly:
1) Splash Green Mica. Who you kid­ding, it’s teal. Looked odd but inter­est­ing in the mid 80’s on other cars, but why now on a Miata? The color grew on me, by the end of the 4 days I no longer gagged when I looked it. This now belongs in the good cat­e­gory. Although I swore I wanted another blue Miata, Gar­net Red with Parch­ment inte­rior is one sharp look­ing color com­bi­na­tion.
2) You call that car­pet? This stuff can only be char­i­ta­bly called floor cov­er­ing. Makes the cheap loop car­pet of the 1st gen­er­a­tion Miata seem like a $50/yd plush Sax­ony. This def­i­nitely still belongs here. It is shred­ded recy­cled plas­tic soda bot­tles dyed beige. I think a nice set of coco mats would make a big improve­ment (because that would leave so lit­tle “car­pet” show­ing.)
3) Where the heck is the exhaust note? When the Miata first appeared they had an ad that ran in mag­a­zines about how they tried 100s of muf­flers to get just the right sound (and they did,) but it is all but gone now from the fac­tory. When you get right down to it I miss the exhaust note of the 90 as it was even nicer than the 95. This is a mod that is on the back burner because until you actu­ally hear a muf­fler installed you don’t know if you can live with it on a daily basis. You would be buy­ing a $300 pig in a poke.
5) Plas­tic brushed alu­minum trim. Looked exactly like what is was, an after­thought and tacked on. I’m think­ing of see­ing if one of the mem­bers in the club with the black stuff would want to swap out for some “alu­minum.” It might look nice in an all black inte­rior.
6) Not nec­es­sar­ily lim­ited to the new Miatas, but the gap between wheel and fender is huge. There is like 3 inches there. Take a look at Audis or BMWs, those Ger­man engi­neers know how to stuff a wheel well. Why should I have to spend sev­eral hun­dred dol­lars on shorter springs that make the car ride stiffer just to make it look less like a 4x4 truck and more like a sports car?

I’m am still glad I upgraded, but that is just me, I wanted NEW. Ide­ally I would have liked to have trav­eled back 14 years and snatched that 1990 Mariner Blue ‘A’ pack­age from myself and brought it for­ward to today. Although I enjoyed the heck out of that first Miata, I really would enjoy now. Bob Hall, widely cred­ited as the Father of the Miata, had this to say about the dif­fer­ence between the 2 cars, “The NB (99 & up) is a bet­ter car, but the NA (1990–97) is a bet­ter Miata.” He is absolutely correct.

Ice, Ice Baby!

After mak­ing it all day yes­ter­day just below the freez­ing rain line on the radar, some­where dur­ing the night it dipped down to us. Every­thing had a nice lit­tle coat­ing of ice on it this morn­ing. Not the roads and such as it hasn’t been cold enough to cool them down below freez­ing yet (maybe tonight.) Unfor­tu­nately the ice has built up on power lines and the trees that hover above them, so now power is out all over the area. When Donna spoke to her mom a lit­tle before lunch there was no power at our house. Last report is it has been on and then off three more times, cur­rently it is off (which is why I’m blog­ging from work.)

I bet I’ll have some fun get­ting the ice off the car when I go out to drive it home in about an hour. I need to find some­thing near my desk here to use as a scraper.…

I Love The Lineman For The County

About 10 AM yes­ter­day our power went off. The ice from the storm had accu­mu­lated all over every­thing and our south­ern pine trees just couldn’t take it any more. They started los­ing limbs like lep­ers and when the limbs crashed to the ground they brought down power lines with them. So last night we went to bed at 8 PM (believe me we strug­gled might­ily to stay up that long with no elec­tronic enter­tain­ment to occupy us) in a house with an inside tem­per­a­ture of 55 degrees. This morn­ing the when we drove to work the dev­as­ta­tion of trees was amaz­ing, branches were just piled around the bases of trees. Good thing traf­fic was light because I had to drive on every which side of the road to avoid low hang­ing branches and the Miata is pretty low to begin with. And trust me on this, we were very ner­vous about more branches falling on us as we drove under the trees, espe­cially with noth­ing but fab­ric for a roof.

On the one street right out­side our sub­di­vi­sion there were no less than 3 sec­tions of power lines down. I fig­ured it was going to be a week before we had power again, judg­ing by the destruc­tion I could see. Dri­ving around town tonight after dark it was weird to see that one block would be lit up and the next would be dark as pitch. As we came from the well lit up south side into the mid­dle of the town, the change to near total dark­ness was eerie. After run­ning an errand on the north side of town we came back to find our neigh­bor­hood lit up! Woohoo. Some­time about 2 hours ago our power was restored. So tonight, Mr. SCE&G Line­man, I love you. When I turned the heater on, the ther­mo­stat showed that it was 50 degrees inside and tonight it is get­ting down to 24, so it prob­a­bly would have been mid­dle 40s inside in the morning.

How Did They Know I Needed Some?

I received a small bulky padded enve­lope in the mail today from Mazda North Amer­ica. I won­dered what they were send­ing me. A gift per­haps? Sort of. Inside was a bot­tle of touch up paint in my color code (5F.) It was there way of thank­ing me for fill­ing out a sur­vey they sent out want­ing to get my thoughts and feel­ings on the car buy­ing expe­ri­ence. I almost tossed out the sur­vey when I got it, but fig­ured, what the heck, so I filled it. Thanks Mazda, I’ve got a small spot on the hood from a rock or some­thing that needs a bit of touch-up.

No Miata Days

Yes­ter­day and today we took the Honda Civic to work and the Miata has sat in the garage. The rea­son for that is that Donna wanted to visit her mom in the hos­pi­tal dur­ing lunchtimes and she didn’t want to have to drive the Miata. It has been over 2 months now and she still hasn’t dri­ven it. She swears she won’t drive it until it gets it’s first boo-boo (door ding or scratch or some­thing) so I guess secretly I hope she never gets to drive it. :-)

Made Up For The Neglect Today

It didn’t make it to the 60 degrees as promised today, but that didn’t stop Donna and I mak­ing the trip to Augusta with the top down this after­noon. We went over to Rader to run the Master’s Miata Club “newslet­ter”, The Dri­ver, through their postage meter. The word newslet­ter is in quotes because it was actu­ally a post­card. Last month it was just a one pager that included the wrap up of our one get together in Decem­ber and lit­tle else, I called it a Mini-Driver. This month because the Jan­u­ary meet­ing con­sisted of noth­ing but event plan­ning, all that needed to be dis­sem­i­nated was the Feb­ru­ary events. They fit on a post card I called a Microminiature-Driver. Next month, the Subminiature-Driver, read­able only using a microscope.

The Splash Green Miata was still unsold and sit­ting on the lot. Good thing Rader is run­ning a sales busi­ness and not an auto­mo­bile shel­ter, or they would have euth­a­nized that car by now. Of course, they shouldn’t feel like the Lone Ranger because a search of the inven­tory of every dealer within 150 miles of me turns up 12 more of these alba­trosses still col­lect­ing dust. At least Rader doesn’t have any of the hor­ri­ble 2003 Strato Blue Spe­cial Edi­tions clog­ging up heir inven­tory like so many other deal­ers, another search turns up twice as many (26) of them lan­guish­ing unsold within that same 150 mile radius.

Jeez, Talk About Self-Centered

If you have been read­ing here this week you know we had an ice storm here Sunday/Monday. I bet almost 75% of the peo­ple in the area lost power. Some for only a lit­tle while oth­ers are still with­out. Our power was only off until Tues­day evening, but cable didn’t come back on until Thurs­day night, we were lucky.

I didn’t see this, but my wife read it to from this morning’s paper. We have what they call Rants & Raves where peo­ple call or email in their bou­quets or brick­bats. I’m sure a lot of places do this now a days, sells papers. One per­son wrote in to com­plain that the cable com­pany was lax in their respon­si­bil­ity because they were still with­out cable and they were going to can­cel. Don’t you think that maybe the cable com­pany vol­un­teered their bucket trucks to help out the power guys restore elec­tric­ity to houses and that might be a lit­tle bit more impor­tant than some­body get­ting to watch QVC or Jerry Springer.