Sturgeon’s Law Ninety percent of everything is crap.
Derived from a quote by science fiction author Theodore Sturgeon, who once said, “Sure, 90% of science fiction is crud. That’s because 90% of everything is crud.” Oddly, when Sturgeon’s Law is cited, the final word is almost invariably changed to ‘crap’.
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A teacher asks the class to name things that end with ‘tor’ that eat things.
The first little boy says, “Alligator.“
“Very good, that’s a big word.“
The second boy says, “Predator.“
“Yes, that’s another big word. Well done.“
The third boy says, “Vibrator, Miss.“
After nearly falling off her chair, she says, “That is a big word, but it doesn’t eat anything.“
“Well my sister has one and she says it eats batteries like there’s no tomorrow!
Donna and I have always participated in two separate Early Retirement Programs to augment our 401k’s and etc. We spend a buck a draw or $2 a week on both the Powerball Lottery in South Carolina and the Mega Millions in Georgia.
Towards the end of last year South Carolina announced that they would be adding the Mega Millions to their line up. We rejoiced, no more driving “all the way over” to Georgia every 5 weeks to buy those chances at early relocation to a New Mexico life of luxury. When they announced the date of the first drawing I knew what had to be done. Tickets went on sale Sunday, January 31st and the first possible Mega Million winner with a ticket purchased in South Carolina would by drawn on February 2nd, the very same day that the first episode of the final season of TDTVS would be shown.
If I win I wonder how many LOST fans I’ll have to share the $12 million with?
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The answer to last nights question,“If I win I wonder how many LOST fans I’ll have to share the $12 million with?” is none. I played the famous numbers, 4 8 15 16 23 42 and breathlessly after the season premier of TDTVS for the Mega Millions drawing. The numbers picked? 6 7 26 27 49 9
We have had flashbacks as a story telling device on LOST, then flashforwards, then time travel and now this season, for want of a better term, flashsideways. We have two, two shows in one, as one part of the story telling takes place right before the the Oceanic 815’s crash and continues on as if Juliet’s 1977 detonating of Jughead actually prevented the crash in 2004. The other part now concerns our protagonists catapulted into 2007 and still on the island. Which one is real? Sometime in season two I stopped trying to apply theories or figure exactly what is going on, I am now just along for the ride.
I am a big fan of the show, but nowhere near the level of some folks. There is scene in the non-crash alternative reality where Desmond sits in a seat in the same row as Jack and they have a whole do I know you deja vu conversation, they didn’t. Desmond is holding book. A person left a comment on site where someone had live blogged the show (this is just part of the comment:
The book Des was reading on the plane was Haroun and the Sea of Stories by Salman Rushdie.
From Wiki:
“Haroun and the Sea of Stories is a 1990 children’s book[1] by Salman Rushdie. It was Rushdie’s first novel after The Satanic Verses. It is a phantasmagorical story set in a city so old and ruinous that it has forgotten its name.[2]”
The book includes the following things:
- an ancient city so old that people forgot it existed
– a war between the rulers of that ancient city
– a main character who is represented by two sides of himself: an “anthropomorphic shadow” and a “diminished man“
– a “poisoned ocean” caused by above man’s splitting of himself into two parts
– a potential mutiny of one of the warring tribes led by a man who isn’t the leader
– the anthropomorphic shadow has the ability to “appear identical” to some of the people in the city
– a plan to destroy the ocean using “complicated machines powered by electromagnetic induction“
– the Big Bad is killed at the end after his ice palace melts and his giant statue falls on him
– “a landscape whose weather changes to reflect the emotions of the people currently present in it“
– the two tribes are kept apart “by a force field named Chattergy’s Wall“
– “At the South Pole of Kahani is a spring known as the Source of Stories, from which (according to the premise of the plot) originated all stories ever communicated. The prevention of this spring’s blockage therefore forms the climax of the novel’s own story.”
Holy shit, that’s a ton of parallels to LOST.
Are the writers and producers that smart to find books that parallel their story or are they just plagiarizing?
Sayid, who has been laying bleeding, near death, since last season, spent his island time laying with his head in Hurley’s lap bouncing around in a Dharma van, until the newly dead Jacob shows up to tell Hurley how to save him. He is then taken on a not so quick detour to “rescue” the soon to be dead Juliet, then driven some more, placed on a stretcher, carried through the jungle, taken under a wall through a crack guarded by a long dead, one-armed Frenchman, almost having his stretcher bearers shot, dumped into a dirty pool in the middle of the Others Temple, only to be held under water until drowned.
At the very end of the 2 hours Sayid suddenly wakes up and says, “What just happened?” Both my wife and I on the couch in Aiken, SC in the year 2010 said, “Amen brother. What did just happen?”
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Yesterday’s post concerned book references in the season premier of TDTVS. When rewatching the episode again, I noticed that Rose, sitting across from Jack on Oceanic 815 that did land in LA, was reading a magazine, Weekly Woodsman. What the heck does that mean?
The Red Cross did get the $10 from my GoPhone account. It just took 3 days to do it and 3 more for me to notice. Tomorrow we’ll donate another ten spot.
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And I am very sick.
I kind of know what a healthy colon looks like and now I know what one with uclerative colitis looks like.
After two weeks of trying to make it better at home using the various meds prescribed by our GP, and after a colonoscopy this afternoon, Donna was admitted to the hospital where she could get some stronger stuff via IV. Now via hindsight (which is always 20/20) we probably should have should taken the Doctor up on his offer to be admitted last weekend. And had it been presented as more of a request to stay, not a coin toss decision, we probably would have taken him up on it, instead we picked the option where you go home.
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But at least it is wireless and free, so blogging from the hospital room is a hit and miss affair.
I know I really shouldn’t complain about the weather considering what the folks in the mid-atlantic and northeast are dealing with, but I’m going to anyway. Yesterday on the way home from I got the top down for the first time in probably 2 weeks and today there was no chance of that as winter made a come back. Temps in the 20’s in the morning climbing only into the forties with a 20 MPH wind. There was even a whisper of snow showers for Friday…
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Although today it is awfully hard to. Our Family Physician paid us a visit around lunch time to check in on Donna and let us know that Blue Cross Blue Shield of Alabama was refusing to pay him because they felt that she wasn’t sick enough to have been admitted into the hospital!
I hope that they can straighten this out. My guess is that he is her primary physician so he is charged with being the admitting guy when it was it really was the colon doc who called the shot. Maybe he didn’t cross a T or dot an I. All the docs are supposed to get together in the morning and write a term paper to BCBSAL to get them to allow the hospital stay. Or tomorrow night we might be out on the street.
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The doctors have made their pleas to Big Insurance, we remain admitted and inside staying warm while a freak (for Aiken) snow storm dumps the white stuff outside.
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Can you spot the Miata in this picture?
About 4 inches of the fluffy white stuff fell overnight. Here at the hospital the power went off and back on about three times between 7 — 7:30PM and then once again around 10. We could tell when the on/offs happened because the lights would blink while emergency generator kicked on and the TV would go off and not come back on. I talked to my neighbor today and that mirrored his power outages exactly only his lasted a little longer with the 10:00PM one lasting a little over an hour.
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I haven’t blogged much about the actual reason we are in the hospital for several reasons, Donna isn’t as excited to share the intimate details as I would be, the spotty internet connection and the lack of free time allotted the assistant lay nurse of a sick person. But I will shared my favorite story of the past week. Treatment for her type of colitis is the steroid solu-cortef. The steroid amps you up and in Donna’s case on the second day kind of turned her into a 5-year old kid with a case ADD. To counter act this the doctor proscribed Xanax, an anti-anxiety medicine, and it has calmed her some, but not entirely.
While on the clear liquid diet she was drinking all sorts of fluids, but she always kept her favorite three at hand on the bed table, water, cranberry juice and diet ginger ale. Each fluid had its own little styrofoam cup which she would have me write the fluids name in three or four places along the top edge of the cup. She would line them up in a straight line formation. Directly behind the cup marked water was the large hospital supplied plastic mug which the staff kept full of ice and water, directly behind the ginger ale was the small 8oz can of soda and lastly right behind the cranberry juice glass were stacked the 4oz plastic containers of juice. Each cup had its own separate straw. After each drink from the cups, sometimes one right after the other, she carefully arrange them back in straight lines.
This morning after we got all the cups arranged and filled with the appropriate combination of fluid and ice she looked down at the row of drinks and frowned. When she looked up at me I asked, “What’s wrong?” She looked at me and said, “My straws don’t match.” Sure enough, there were two yellow straws and one white one. I went over to her neatly arranged bed stand picked out a matching yellow straw.
You already seen my two favorite snow day pictures, but because I can I posted most of the rest of them in a new gallery online, Aiken’s 2010 Snow Day
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Donna came home from the hospital on Thursday afternoon and her sister showed up later that night for a weeks visit. Because Sandy was here to look after her I actually got to go to work on Friday for the whole day, even did some productive work. After work the temperature was close enough to 60 that I rode home with the top down.
Squeezing in productive sleep has been tricky though, so late night I went to bed at 9:30 and left Donna on the couch “watching” the Olympics. I slept until 2:30 when I woke up and could hear her futzing around. I talked her into coming to bed but lasted barely an hour or two before she had to get up. We tried laying on the couch, but couldn’t go back to sleep, so I made her a bowl of grits. Ten minutes after finishing it she fell asleep on the couch.
Some of the MMC might come over and visit this morning in place of the club’s usual monthly breakfast and after that she and her sister will go out shopping some and my plan is to put the tarp back up over the “carport” that the snow knocked down.
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It has now been a week since Donna has returned home from the hospital and she is making slow and steady progress towards normal. In that week her sister has come and gone, leaving behind a refrigerator and freezer full of cooked food that fits into Donna’s colon friendly menu (and is tasty to boot) and I have gotten about 30 hours of sleep total, none of which has been more than an hour and a half consecutively.
Whenever she gets up to go to the bathroom, I wake up too. I have to turn on the bedside lamp so she can find her way to and from because the Xanax makes her very drowsy. Most nights around 2:00 AM (the doctor thinks because of the steroids) she feels so cold that she has to put on a second long sleeve shirt and a thicker pair of socks. Then for whatever reason, she cannot stay in bed past 4:00 AM and her rattling around in the kitchen making grits keeps me from returning to a full sleep.
Needless to say this is taking its toll on me, even the people at work notice that I look like crap. Yesterday at lunch I went out to the car covered myself with a blanket and tried to get some shut eye. I set the cell phone alarm for 12:55 so I would wake up and get back to the drawing board. Fortunately I woke on m own at 12:53 because I had set the alarm for 12:55 AM!
Today we both had doctor’s appointments, her with the gastro guy to see how things worked out with Monday’s medicine change (very good) and me with the GP to check on my blood pressure (better than I thought.) My GP is her GP and even though it was my appointment he did ask about her some too. When I told him that I was having sleep issues his “cure” was a script for lorazepam and the recommendation that we try sleeping in separate bedrooms. So tonight, because tomorrow is a work day, we are going to give it a try. She will spend the night on the living room couch with the TV and I will stay in the recently vacated back bedroom with the PC and internet radio.
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Donna is making slow, but steady progress towards normalcy, but she still is using the restroom a lot more than usual. Consequently she is washing her hands a lot. This means that they are exceedingly dry and chapped with numerous cracks and splits in the skin. Towards the end of the day these really start to hurt. Tonight I put 104,000 band aids slathered with neosporin on her hands. Actually 104,000 is the number of miles the Emperor passed through on our way out to do some shopping today, the number of band aids was closer to 10.
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In a 2006 episode of House MD, John Larroquette is woken from a 10 year coma in hopes to provide a clue as how to cure his son from the same fate. Somewhere along the line he notices a small electronic device and holds it up asking, “What’s this? It says ‘ip odd’?”
Ip Odd is definitely what I’m calling our new 8 Gig Nano. Having decided that these little gizmos are here to stay we opted to plunk down the serious change required to buy an Apple product.
After unpacking our shiny new toy, the second order of business (right after charging the battery) was to find something to load music to it without having to use iTunes since all my music will be from my private collection, CopyTrans Manager to the rescue.
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