Sturgeon’s Law

Ninety per­cent of every­thing is crap.


Derived from a quote by sci­ence fic­tion author Theodore Stur­geon, who once said, “Sure, 90% of sci­ence fic­tion is crud. That’s because 90% of every­thing is crud.” Oddly, when Sturgeon’s Law is cited, the final word is almost invari­ably changed to ‘crap’.

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Carpet Of Ferns

Carpet of Ferns

After break­fast at the usual place we went for a walk in Hitch­cock Woods. A nice lit­tle 3–1/2 mile trek and we had the woods prac­ti­cally to our­selves, only see­ing a group of three peo­ple walk­ing one trail over and a woman walk­ing what looked like a dozen leash less dogs, some of whom trot­ted over to give us a closer look. When Donna asked her how many dogs she had with her, she replied, “Too many.”

Started up, went down, still down.
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A Walk in the Woods

Memorial Gate

For the first time in quite a while we went for a walk in Hitch­cock Woods. From slightly chilly at the start to just right at the fin­ish, it was a great day for one. For the drive home we even got to drop the top on the Emperor. It was a busy day in the woods too, we saw 5 folks on horse­back, 3 fox squir­rels, 2 peo­ple enter­ing as we were exit­ing and 1 lone jogger.

Fri­day we ordered the cab­i­nets and counter top. Yes­ter­day we bought a pen­dant light for over the sink, the white sub­way back splash tiles and picked up our online ordered faucet. Today we meet with the con­trac­tor and set a date, he starts demol­ish­ing our kitchen on Feb­ru­ary 4th. I also wrote him a deposit check of 30% of his fee and it took two tries. I ran out of room the first time when the fig­ure was X thou­sand, X hun­dred, X tens, X ones point XX cents, so we rounded up to X thou­sand & X hun­dred dollars.

This evening we spent our $200 microwave allowance on a really cool retro look­ing microwave, a 4 slice toaster and a new elec­tric teapot.

The only thing left for us to buy for the project now is the under cab­i­net lights and it is turn­ing out to be harder than I thought. The lit­tle puck lights I first picked out were going to be like $80 for both sets. The con­trac­tor poo-poo’d them as they were more home­owner DIY and not really set up to be hard­wired in like he planned. So I started hunt­ing the web for some­thing more appro­pri­ate and mostly found stuff the pushed the $400 mark for our set up. Gotta find a sweet spot some­where in between those two.

Started up, went down, still down.
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Off The Hook

While sit­ting on the couch last night using the lap­top to plan today’s geo­caching adven­ture to Colum­bia, Donna was watch­ing Din­ers, Drive-In and Dives. We were think­ing of eat­ing lunch at Cal­i­for­nia Dream­ing, but our plans were changed by the 10:30 episode of Triple D, which fea­tured a place called Pawley’s Front Porch.

First stop though was Sesqui-Centennial State Park in north­east Colum­bia that has 10 geo­caches. Look­ing at the map at home it seemed like most of them were on the shorter loop that closely cir­cles the lake. Turns out I was wrong, they were scat­tered all over the place, on and off, some of the dozen or so miles of trails. We ended up spend­ing 3 hours and walk­ing 6.4 miles find­ing 8 of 8 of the caches attempted.

After dri­ving to 5 Points in down­town Colum­bia, we cir­cled the block, asked direc­tions and still got turned around. We ended up walk­ing the last block before find­ing the restau­rant around 1:30. After a 30 minute wait we were seated and ordered our burg­ers. I had the Wad­malaw (chipo­tle BBQ sauce, fried pickle chips, apple­wood smoked bacon and ched­dar cheese), Donna had a Rockville (sauteed Vidalia onions, wild mush­rooms and gruyere cheese) and Joan opted for the Front Porch (ched­dar cheese.) The fries and onion ring sides were alright, but the burg­ers were awe­some and worth the wait. Three hours later I was still full.

Pearson Falls

N 35° 13.149, W 082° 19.929

From the Pear­son Falls His­tory page:

A mil­i­tary man, farmer, and an engi­neer, Cap­tain Pear­son bought the Glen as part of a large tract of land that he wanted for his fam­ily. For years he and his heirs allowed gen­er­a­tions of young peo­ple to pic­nic on the great stone table-rock that you will see at the foot of the Falls. Botanists and bird-fanciers from all over the coun­try have come to dis­cover and cat­a­logue the won­ders of this Glen area.

In 1931, the Tryon Gar­den Club bought the prop­erty in order to pre­serve this unique moun­tain Glen. Through the gen­eros­ity of an hon­orary mem­ber and care­ful plan­ning, the club mem­bers pur­chased the sev­eral hun­dred acres of this wildlife pre­serve. Although open to the pub­lic, the prop­erty remains under the own­er­ship and pro­tec­tion of the Tryon Gar­den Club.

Over 17,000 peo­ple visit Pearson’s Falls each year. It is also a wildlife pre­serve, and out­door lab­o­ra­tory for the botany depart­ments of the sur­round­ing col­leges and uni­ver­si­ties, and the site of fre­quent field trips for local sci­ence classes. Pearson’s Falls is des­ig­nated as a North Car­olina National Her­itage Site of the Blue Ridge National Her­itage Area, a North Car­olina Bird­ing Trail Site, and is placed in the Smith­son­ian Insti­tu­tion Archives of Amer­i­can Gardens.

The Trail With No Name

The trail this photo was taken on goes from the Mange to Rab­bit Val­ley cross­ing sev­eral major thor­ough­fares in the woods, includ­ing Pio­neer Trail, yet it has no des­ig­na­tion of its own. I like to call it the Clint East­wood Trail.

We did in fact go find the new cache in Hitch­cock Woods this morn­ing, but we didn’t just park, walk to, find and leave of course, we took the long way. The tem­per­a­ture was in the mid­dle 70s, but the humid­ity felt higher and by the time we were done with our 3–3/4 mile walk my T-shirt looked like I had been run­ning from the “Oth­ers” along with Jack, Kate and Hur­ley. It was a very nice walk and I think we saw or heard more wood­peck­ers eat­ing break­fast than we saw humans.

Started up, went down, still down.
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Brief Glimpse

As noted yes­ter­day, FOX did show the Phillies — Giants game here locally. I can under­stand it though, as the “local” MLB team of inter­est is the Atlanta Braves and they are in the same divi­sion as the Phillies, so the Braves fans could watch and root against them (they bet­ter root hard as the Braves trail the Phils by 9 games in the standings.)

So I lis­tened to the game on the radio, all except for an inning of the Sox — Yan­kees game that FOX broad­cast as bonus cov­er­age. That bonus cov­er­age was due to the dif­fer­ence in the style of play in the two dif­fer­ent leagues, the National League tan­gos and the Amer­i­can League waltzes. The Phillies and Giants are in the NL and those guys play like they have some­place that they want to go to after the game. Their game was fin­ished in 2 hours and 14 min­utes. The Yan­kees & Red Sox play are in the AL where it seems like they have no place they would rather be than on the base­ball dia­mond, so it took them 3 hours and 25 min­utes to play those same nine innings.

The FRS scored first, 2 runs in the bot­tom of the third inning. The MFY came right back and scored 2 in the top of the fourth to tie the game. I almost turned off the broad­cast because because I had a feel­ing that the Red Sox were going to lose this game too. Lucky for me their atti­tude was bet­ter than mine as the Sox then answered back in the bot­tom of the 4th with 5 runs. The Yan­kees never got close again and lost 10–4.

Donna and I along with friend Joan went for a 4–1/2 mile walk in Hitch­cock Woods this morn­ing. We were in the Woods for a lit­tle over two hours and saw 2 dif­fer­ent peo­ple walk­ing 2 dogs each, three high school cross coun­try run­ners and three folks on horse­back. Busy day.

Pigeon Trap Loop

For the first time in quite a while we took a walk in the woods and were not look­ing for an ammo can or 35mm film can­is­ter well inte­grated into the envi­ron­ment, we were just going for a walk. To beat the heat we stayed close to home and enjoyed Hitch­cock Woods vir­tu­ally to our­selves early this morn­ing. I am not a botanist and I’ve never played one on TV (nor have I stayed in a Hol­i­day Inn Express lately), so I have no idea what those two dif­fer­ent yel­low flow­ers are, but patches of them were bloom­ing within feet of each other along the west side of the Ridge Mile Track.

Started up, went down, went up, still up.
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