Sturgeon’s Law

Ninety per­cent of every­thing is crap.


Derived from a quote by sci­ence fic­tion author Theodore Stur­geon, who once said, “Sure, 90% of sci­ence fic­tion is crud. That’s because 90% of every­thing is crud.” Oddly, when Sturgeon’s Law is cited, the final word is almost invari­ably changed to ‘crap’.

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Well, This Is Another Fine Mess

Limped to work this morn­ing and called a tow truck to have the car trans­ported over to Rader. They did the tim­ing belt change just 2 weeks ago and I think they mucked some­thing up. I called the “ser­vice advi­sor” and let her know it was com­ing. Noth­ing was said other than my describ­ing the symp­toms. It should have made it to them around noon. At about 3 PM I called and got her voice mail. At 3:45 I called and held on the line until Kelly actu­ally answered the phone. The car wasn’t going to be ready today. I can only guess that they are tear­ing it down and start­ing over. Or maybe they just didn’t have time. I’ll call in the morn­ing and see if I can get some more information.

Pur­chased Today: $62 in tow­ing
Money spent since 03/03/03: $1809.37
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The Curse of the Bambino

Well, the Red Sox lost to Oak­land last night. I turned it off after 3 innings with the Sox down 3 — 0. They made it inter­est­ing, but still man­aged to lose 5 — 4 in 12. I wish today’s game was that close, the A’s scored 5 in the sec­ond on two hits a cou­ple of walks and an error. The Red Sox vaulted offense never got it going and now they are down 0 — 2 in a best of 5 series.

The Sprint PCS ques­tion* for tonight’s game on FOX was, which town would be the most heart­bro­ken if it’s team was bounced from the play­offs in the first round. The top vote get­ter was Boston with 37%. New York 27%, Min­nesota 27% and Chicago 7%. Not a lot of true Red Sox fans must have voted because a true Red Sox fan rev­els in their mis­ery. We will be heart­bro­ken if they don’t get bounced out of the play­offs. It is bet­ter to not make it to the series at all then to lose the sev­enth game as usual, giv­ing even more cre­dence to The Curse of the Bambino.

* you can call for free on your Sprint PCS phone and vote or you can vote on the FOX web site.

One Plug Wire?

When I emailed every­one in the Miata Club with what hap­pened with the car on Tues­day, Jim Creer emailed back and said it was a plug wire. So on Wednes­day morn­ing before dri­ving to work I unhooked each plug wire and reseated them. The drive to work was just like the drive home, under­pow­ered, with some surg­ing, so at work I called a tow truck and had the Miata taken to Rader.

This morn­ing I called at around 10 AM and was informed that she had just got my paper­work and the tech­ni­cian couldn’t find any­thing wrong with the car. Rii­ight. Donna and I took a half day off and went over at noon to pick up the car. The cyn­i­cal side of me think­ing that they haven’t fixed any­thing or if it is run­ning right now, they fixed some­thing and just don’t want to tell me. As soon as I get in the car I know it is fine, so off we go home.

At the Miata Club meet­ing tonight I was explain­ing this all to the gath­ered throng and Rudy says, “When was the last time you changed the fuel fil­ter?” I guess it was a cou­ple years ago at the 90K ser­vice. He explains some­thing about a sock get­ting plugged, all very plau­si­ble con­sid­er­ing that it started after a kinda hard left turn. Maybe it was cleared by the angle of being hauled up onto the flatbed tow truck. No mat­ter, every­thing is fine now.

On the way home from the meet­ing we stopped at Bi-Lo for some OJ for tomorrow’s break­fast. When we started to leave the park­ing lot the car stalled. I though, gee, I didn’t think I engaged the clutch that badly. The car would not restart. Donna and I (with the help of a nice man) pushed it back into a park­ing spot. As Donna went off to call her mother to come get us, I remem­bered what Jim had said as we ate din­ner, he said that I needed to check both ends of the plug wire. Sure enough the wire on the far right of the coil pack (#3 I think) came off too easy. There wasn’t any metal plug under the boot, it was still in the coil, the wire was broke.

Tomor­row I guess I’ll be buy­ing a new set of plug wires. Hope that fixes it. I can under­stand one bro­ken wire caus­ing the low power with some surg­ing, but not start­ing at all?

Pur­chased Today: $0
Money spent since 03/03/03: $1809.37
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Free Ride

Didn’t need to buy any plug wires. A friend had his old ones in his garage he could lend me. At noon when we got back to the car I lifted the hood and in the day light I could see that the wire wasn’t broke, but the metal end was recessed into the rub­ber boot. Care­fully reseated both ends of all 4 wires. Tried to start the car, but it wouldn’t go. To dou­ble check I used all four of the bor­rowed wires and got the same results. I removed the bor­rowed wires and before I replaced them with my orig­i­nal wires I ohmed out the coil pack per the Enthusiast’s Man­ual and they checked OK. Replaced the wires, but left #1 off the plug. I put a screw­driver in the wire and held it near the strut bar and asked Donna to crank the engine. There was a good strong spark. I then checked the under hood fuses, espe­cially the fuel injec­tion ones, they were good. I took off the oil filler cap and had Donna crank the engine again, I could see the cam mov­ing, but it didn’t sound right after the first few rotations.

I called for my friendly tow truck. The Miata was going back to Rader. I called Kelly and told her it was com­ing. She called me when it got there. 30 min­utes later Kelly called to tell me the bad news, that my new tim­ing belt was broke. The even worse news was that they didn’t have one in stock. As a mat­ter of fact the one I got 2 weeks ago came from Andy Jones and it was their last one. Bad news was on a roll because appar­ently the tim­ing belts were on national back-order and they weren’t sure they could get one, but the parts guy was work­ing on it.

A lit­tle while later Kelly called to say that Scott Rush­ton (fel­low Club mem­ber and a pre-owned sales­man at the dealer) had offered up his nearly new one that was on his car but the car wasn’t going any­where until he had some head work done. Or I could wait until next Wednes­day when the one they located in North Car­olina would be in, mean­ing the car should be ready on Thurs­day. Thanks Scott, but I said I’d wait.

Now the news gets bet­ter. Because the bro­ken belt was only two weeks old it was under war­ranty, so I wouldn’t have to pay for this repair. They also said they would pay for the tow­ing charge for today. I tried for Tuesday’s, but they wouldn’t do that. Can’t blame them, when they got the car that day it was work­ing fine. They only had my word there was some­thing wrong. If I’m really lucky, I may get a loaner car on Mon­day if one becomes avail­able too.

Pur­chased Today: $0
Money spent since 03/03/03: $1809.37
Started up, still up.
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Monks

A man’s car broke down as he was dri­ving past a beau­ti­ful, old monastery. He walked up the drive and knocked on the front door of the monastery. A monk answered, lis­tened to the man’s story and gra­ciously invited him to spend the night. The monks fed the man and led him to a tiny cham­ber in which to sleep.

The man thanked the monks and slept serenely until he was awak­ened by a strange sound. The next morn­ing, as the monks repaired his car, he asked about the sound that woke him.

The monks said, “We’re sorry. We can’t tell you about the sound. You’re not a monk.”

The man was dis­ap­pointed, but eager to be gone, so he thanked the monks for their kind­ness and went on his way. Dur­ing quiet moments after­ward, the man pon­dered the source of the allur­ing sound.

Sev­eral years later, the man was dri­ving in the same area. He stopped at the monastery on a whim and asked admit­tance. He explained to the monks that he had so enjoyed his pre­vi­ous stay, he won­dered if he might be per­mit­ted to spend another night under their peace­ful roof.

The monks agreed and the man stayed.

Late that night, he heard the sound. The next morn­ing, he begged the monks to explain the sound.

The monks said, “We’re sorry. We can’t tell you about the sound. You’re not a monk.”

By now, the man’s curios­ity had turned to obses­sion. He decided to give up every­thing and become a monk if that was the only way to learn about the sound. He informed the monks of his deci­sion and began the long and ardu­ous task of becom­ing a monk.

Sev­en­teen years later, the man was finally estab­lished as a true mem­ber of the order. When the cel­e­bra­tion ended, he humbly went to the leader of the order and asked to be told the source of the sound.

Silently, the old monk led the new monk to a huge wooden door. He opened the door with a golden key. That door swung open to reveal a sec­ond door of sil­ver, then a third of gold and so on until they had passed through twelve doors, each more mag­nif­i­cent than the last.

The new monk’s face was awash with tears of joy as he finally beheld the won­drous source of the mys­te­ri­ous sound he had heard so many years before.
Con­tinue read­ing Monks

That Empty Feeling

When we left to take Donna’s aunt to the air­port I wanted a coozie to put around my daily Diet Dr. Pep­per, I got all the way to the garage before I real­ized that I couldn’t use the one I nor­mally use, the one stored behind the pas­sen­ger seat of the Miata, because the garage was empty.

Later in the day when Donna pulled her Master’s Miata Club name tag out of her purse and Said. “Oh, here it is.” I said, “When we get home you can put it back in with mine where we nor­mally keep it, in the cen­ter con­sole of the Mia…” Nope can’t do that, the garage was empty.

Of course, now would be the per­fect time to paint the garage floor with one of those fancy paint fin­ishes espe­cially designed for garages.

Pur­chased Today: $0
Money spent since 03/03/03: $1809.37
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Far Side

This past Mon­day, the local paper started reprint­ing Gary Larson’s The Far Side car­toons. They gave a rea­son, some­thing like, in honor of a new The Far Side com­pi­la­tion book’s arrival in stores on some date in the future. (Although it seems I may have dreamed this up as a quick search of the inter­net reveals noth­ing about this event.) Gary’s car­toons were almost always very funny stuff, with very few clunk­ers. With the ratio of funny to not funny so high I can­not for the life of me fig­ure out why every one of this weeks car­toons sucked.

Almost Typical Sunday

Typ­i­cal Sun­day for the Miata as it didn’t move all day.

We went for our Sun­day morn­ing 25 mile bike ride and man, what a beau­ti­ful fall morn­ing for it, sunny, 60’s with low humid­ity. After we got back it was such a nice day that I sat on the back deck and fin­ished read­ing a Dick Fran­cis novel I’d started the other day. Lunch out with friends and Mom, so we went in the Honda. The after­noon I watched some play­off base­ball on TV, some good — the Red Sox won and some bad — the Yan­kees won.

What made it slightly unusual, was that the Miata wasn’t in my garage it was in the Rader dealership’s garage.

Pur­chased Today: $0
Money spent since 03/03/03: $1809.37
Started up, still up.
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Curt Cowboys Up

The voice of the Boston Red Sox of my youth, Curt Gowdy, was in the stands today at Fen­way Park. Curt was resplen­dent in a very nice tan cow­boy hat. The Red Sox won the game to even the series with the A’s and force a 5th and decid­ing game in Oak­land tomor­row. I hope he has tick­ets to the game on Mon­day and he wears that hat…

New Miata In The Garage

There is a brand new Miata in the garage, a notch over 400 miles on the odome­ter. It is the god-awfulest shade of teal. If good taste is any arbiter of sales this color Miata will be the rarest. Mazda calls it Splash Green Mica, but the only splash­ing going on is sound of inno­cent passersby vom­it­ing on the side­walk after glimps­ing this thing going by. I sup­pose I shouldn’t be too harsh as I’m sure there are one or two peo­ple out there that just love the shade.

No I didn’t just buy a new car in a color I hate, this is a loaner the fine folks at Rader have seen fit to let me use while they have my car in for ser­vice. I think the only rea­son I’ve got a car is because they think I will fall in love with the new­ness of the thing and maybe buy it. I just looked at the sticker on the inside of the dri­vers door, this car was man­u­fac­tured in Octo­ber last year. The clock, had I left it alone, would have been cor­rect in 3 weeks when we fall back to East­ern Stan­dard Time. Did that mean no one has been in this car since early last March? So far the only things I’m lovin’ is the feel of the wind­shield wiper & turn sig­nal feel, plus the cir­cu­lar knobs of the AC & heater controls.

Pur­chased Today: $0
Money spent since 03/03/03: $1809.37
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8 to 2

That is the ratio of peo­ple at work who didn’t like to liked the Splash Green Miata, so I guess it does take all kinds. Truth be told, I think it looks bet­ter in the day­light than in the incan­des­cent light of my garage, but I still wouldn’t own a car that color, got to be bright blue.

We just got our insur­ance bill in the mail today and I have uncov­ered a huge account­ing mis­take — on my part. I haven’t been includ­ing that money in the count at the bot­tom of the page. We pay on a monthly basis, but I never see it as my wife does that stuff. See­ing as I will never remem­ber to put it in monthly I am just going to tack approx­i­mately a year’s worth of insur­ance on today’s post and be done with it.

Pur­chased Today: $642.60 in insur­ance
Money spent since 03/03/03: $2451.97
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Silly Wabbit

I won­der what the sense of humor level is over at Rader Mazda? I have those stu­pid Wab­bit Teeth in a cab­i­net in my garage that I put on in place of the Alley Gator teeth for about a week a while back, I’m think­ing of tak­ing off their front plate and putting the teeth in before I return the loaner.

Andy Jones Mazda

On our after­noon walk around the park­ing lot I glanced back at the bright green car and noticed that the front plate (that says “Rader”) was hang­ing crookedly. Walked back and noticed that one screw was miss­ing and the other was really loose, so I just took the plate off and threw it in the trunk. This gave me an even bet­ter idea for when I return the car. Instead of yesterday’s Wab­bit Teeth, maybe I’ll just get a dealer plate from the com­pet­ing Mazda dealer, Andy Jones, and put it in the holder on the front. :-)

I’m Filing A Protest With The Commisioner

Tonight was the big “gala” open­ing of the Drive By Photo Con­test and with it the announce­ment of the win­ners. Boo-hoo, I didn’t even get an hon­or­able men­tion. I think that who­ever judged the pic­tures for­got that it was sup­posed to be a drive by, in your car or within 5 ft of it. There were only maybe 3 or 4 oth­ers beside myself where a car is visible.

OK, I’m really kid­ding, I could tell that nei­ther of my pho­tographs had a chance. The 1st place win­ner was actu­ally my favorite photo and the oth­ers were not bad at all. Here is the entries page, 1st place was the pumpkins.

Too Late

Kelly called at 5:00 PM to tell me the Miata is ready. Unfor­tu­nately it was too late for me to get it and get back for when I wanted, so I told her I’ll get it tomor­row. I went out to run a lunchtime errand and stopped at an old ware­house build­ing and took a cou­ple pic­tures for posterity.

Pur­chased Today: $0
Money spent since 03/03/03: $2451.97
Started up, still up.
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Home Again, Home Again

The old car is back in the garage this evening after sleep­ing around for the last 8 nights. God, it is good to be back in a real Miata again. I always just clucked when con­fronted with the Father of the Miata, Bob Hall’s, quote, “The NB is a bet­ter car, but the NA is a bet­ter Miata.” but now I know how right he is hav­ing spent 4 days in a sec­ond gen­er­a­tion Miata. A good part of the “bet­ter car” is admit­tedly that it had 120,000 fewer miles on the clock, but it is struc­turally stiffer, the inte­rior & dash con­struc­tion are bet­ter thought out and the trunk, while just mar­gin­ally big­ger, is a lot more usable due to the relo­ca­tion of the spare. Dri­ving a new car is seduc­tive and had this one been a laguna-like blue, I might have been tempted.

The first two or three shifts back in the old Miata I almost hurt my wrist. The new Miata had a pis­tol style shift lever and the nor­mal short Miata throw, but my car has a smaller round knob and a short shift kit, so I was try­ing to push too far.

I also missed the audi­ble feed­back, the new Miata has a much qui­eter muf­fler. The 1st gen­er­a­tion has a sweeter sports car rum­ble, not rice-boy annoy­ing, but just enough to let you know what you are driving.

Pur­chased Today: $0 on new tim­ing belt
Money spent since 03/03/03: $2451.97
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Receipt Inside

My least favorite thing in the world hap­pened to me this after­noon, after fin­ish­ing pump­ing some gas using the debit card, no paper receipt came out. “Receipt Inside,” said the LEDs. Fuck. What made it really bad was I had bought just $2 worth of gas (enough to make it back to Rader with the loaner car.) I trudge into the store and get in line at num­ber 3.

#1 fin­ished quickly, but #2 was not so lucky. The woman in front of me can’t get her pump to work right using her credit card. The LEDs keep say­ing, “See Cashier” when she scans it. The kid behind the counter has trou­ble grasp­ing this. Finally she says just run my card for me in here. The kid says, “I can’t pre­pay with a credit card. Use the pump.” She tells him the pump says see him. He says again I can’t pre­pay with a card. Finally, she gives up and storms out in disgust.

My turn. “I need a receipt.” “What pump num­ber?” “I dunno, that one.” “OK, 4.” He starts mash­ing but­tons and gets noth­ing but error beeps it seems. I say, “I got $2 worth.” More beeps. Kid say, “This says $12.25.” “That ain’t mine. Two bucks.” more but­tons, more beeps. The cash draw pops open and the reg­is­ter reads, $5.47. He closes the drawer, more but­tons more beeps. My turn to give up, I say, “For­get it.”, and walk out.

Of course I catch hell from the wife because of no receipt and then even more grief when she thinks that I’ve been charged $12.25 for two dol­lars worth of gas — we’ll see.

A Clean Top Is A Happy Top

Made a bagel run this morn­ing, because of the rain we did it with the top up. I spent the rest of the morn­ing futz­ing around with the car in the garage. I cleaned the con­vert­ible top with vinyl cleaner and then sprayed it with some 303 pro­tec­tant. I dis­man­tled the cen­ter con­sole to fix the AWD A/C Panel that had taken to slid­ing down on one end. Two small screws that will be out of sight once the con­sole is reassem­bled should take care of that. After hav­ing dri­ven the new car for a half a week, I decided to unclut­ter my car by remov­ing some of the stick­ers I had plas­tered all over it. I puled a cou­ple of the vent win­dow, relo­cated one to the wind­shield. I even took the Warn­ing! sticker off the dash. I think I might go for some coco mats as my next mod. Hard to go wrong at that price.

Pur­chased Today: $0
Money spent since 03/03/03: $2451.97
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F*ckin Cry Baby Manny

I had a rant all laid out for here tonight, but I’ve moved it out until tomorrow.

So much for the big show­down in Fen­way this after­noon between Roger Clem­mens and Pedro Mar­tinez, what was billed as a pitch­ers duel turned into a mini brawl between the two teams. Started when Pedro hit a Yan­kee player. He took excep­tion and when he slid into 2nd base he went out of his way to try and level Tod Walker of the Red Sox. Next inning Roger throws some­thing high and inside to Manny Ramirez, not real close, but Manny gets upset and starts towards the mound — the benches clear. The low light of the whole thing (and quite pos­si­bly the fun­ni­est) was Pedro Mar­tinez putting 70 year-old Don Zim­mer in a head­lock and wrestling him to the ground.

Later in the game some cluck of a fan drops into the Yan­kee bullpen and starts wail­ing on a player. I know hockey sea­son has started, but aren’t the com­bat­ants sup­posed to be on ice skates.

Newly Lubed Up

Went over to John’s house this after­noon so he could help me swap the old dirty oils for new fresh ones in the trans­mis­sion and dif­fer­en­tial. When I say help me, I mean he did most of the work. Rudy was there too, so I hardly did a thing. You’ve heard of Click & Clack of Cartalk fame, well these two guys billed them­selves as Clunk & Thunk. What we did is not hard, but requires a cou­ple of things that my chintzy tool box doesn’t con­tain. Actu­ally the hard­est part is putting the new flu­ids back in. They are fairly vis­cous and the fill holes are up inside the car. John rigged up a squeeze bot­tle and some tub­ing so one per­son could hold the tube in the hole and another could squeeze. Really would have been nice to have a pump.

Pur­chased Today: $13.50 in gas
Money spent since 03/03/03: $2485.39
Started down, still down.
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The Good, The Bad & The Ugly

My thoughts on my 4 days with a 2003 Miata…

The Good:
1) That new car smell. There is just some­thing about the aroma given off by the out­gassing of still solid­i­fy­ing plas­tics.
2) That new car feel. Every­thing is still tight and rat­tle free.
3) Black leather from the fac­tory. Finally Mazda has elim­i­nated the need for hav­ing an ugly exterior/interior com­bi­na­tion just to get leather seats.
4) Round Knobs for the HVAC con­trols. The slid­ing levers of the 1st gen­er­a­tion Miata are so 1950’s.
5) Remote elec­tronic trunk release. — This may have been inevitable, see the bad #1. Cou­pled with a gas strut this would be awe­some.
6) No zip back win­dow. Elim­i­nates a step in putting the top down.

The Bad:
1) The key­hole for open­ing the trunk is too low. It is hard to get the key in and turn with­out squeez­ing your fin­gers.
2) No zip back win­dow. Reduces the head­room, so tall dri­vers will now hit the fab­ric panel used to auto­mat­i­cally raise/lower win­dow.
3) The speedome­ter is cal­i­brated in 20 MPH incre­ments with lit­tle ticks every 2 MPH, this makes it hard to tell your speed at a glance. I don’t know about your town, but where I live, we have speed lim­its of 25 & 45, not 22 or 48.
4) 6-speed trans­mis­sion. Always seems like I needed to shift. I know with more use I would have adjusted to it, but why didn’t they leave the 5 speed ratios as is and make 6 a real over­drive? (At least here in North America.)

& The Ugly:
1) Splash Green Mica. Who you kid­ding, it’s teal. Looked odd but inter­est­ing in the mid 80’s on other cars, but why now on a Miata? The color grew on me, by the end of the 4 days I no longer gagged when I looked it.
2) You call that car­pet? This stuff can only be char­i­ta­bly called floor cov­er­ing. Makes the cheap loop car­pet of the 1st gen­er­a­tion Miata seem like a $50/yd plush Sax­ony.
3) Where the heck is the exhaust note? When the Miata first appeared they had an ad that ran in mag­a­zines about how they tried 100s of muf­flers to get just the right sound (and they did,) but it is all but gone now from the fac­tory.
5) Plas­tic brushed alu­minum trim. Looked exactly like what is was, an after­thought and tacked on. The inte­rior door han­dles would have looked a lot bet­ter in that fin­ish had they did the cups behind them that way too.

Pur­chased Today: $0
Money spent since 03/03/03: $2485.39
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The Check Is In The Mail

Rader gra­ciously agreed to refund my sec­ond tow­ing charge see­ing as the tim­ing belt was under war­ranty when it broke. When I picked up the car on Fri­day I was told that they couldn’t get me a check because the Ser­vice Man­ager was not there, but they would mail it to me.

I won­der how many times I’m going to have to call and remind them?

Happy 27th

Rainy day today, so we dodged show­ers on and off while out and about. Dined at Out­back for din­ner tonight to cel­e­brate our 27th anniver­sary (2 weeks late.) Went hog wild and even split a dessert. Woohoo.

Must be time to change the oil, the valve clat­ter sticks around for 5 secs or so before qui­et­ing. I just did it at 120,200 and I’m at 122,427 right now, so that is only 2,227 miles. Plus I’m down a lit­tle more than half a quart, you shouldn’t lose any dur­ing a tim­ing belt change…

Pur­chased Today: $0
Money spent since 03/03/03: $2485.39
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I’m Sorry

I owe an apol­ogy to the entire Red Sox Nation. The rea­son Boston lost this afternoon’s game and now quite prob­a­bly the ALCS is because I jinxed them. I just knew I shouldn’t do it, but I just couldn’t resist buy­ing a Cow­boy Up T-shirt. this after­noon off the internet.

I owe an apol­ogy to every­one else who prob­a­bly doesn’t under­stand the above. Trust me, if you were a life-long Bosox fan like me, you’d know what I meant.

Cowboy Up II

The Sox cow­boyed up this after­noon and we (and the Yan­kees) got a taste of their potent offense that has been mostly sleep­ing this post sea­son. Of course, being a Red Sox fan, we believe that they won game six, just to be able to lose it in the bot­tom of the ninth of game seven. In the past I think this atti­tude has rubbed off on the team itself, this year, maybe not.

Early to Blog, Late to Watch

Dumped most of a whole quart of oil into the crankcase and got the ol’ dip­stick lubed up to the F-word.

The UPS man pulled up just as I was going out to make a Sta­ples run. He beeped and then dis­ap­peared into the back of his truck. I have two things com­ing, coco mats for the car and the Cow­boy Up T-shirt. When I checked the mat order this after­noon it still just said, “Order sub­mit­ted. Check back later.” So I fig­ured it had to be the shirt and wouldn’t it be great for me get that thing and then the Red Sox lose the game. I have already risked the wrath of the base­ball gods by buy­ing the thing in the first place, but then to wear it before they have actu­ally won the series — oh, boy. I’d never let me live that down.

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Blogging Early

Got to be done with all this inter­net shit before 8:18. That is when I’ve got a date with 25 guys who are going to break my heart. Don’t worry Cubs fans I’ll be join­ing you in our old famil­iar home, mis­ery, real soon.

Guest Rant While you are there check out the rest of his site, nice stuff.

They Didn’t Need Me

At 12:15AM this morn­ing I turned out the TV and the lights and went to sleep. It was the mid­dle of the 11th inning. The Red Sox hadn’t scored in the 10th nor did they even threaten. After they went in order in the eleventh, I sensed they didn’t have it, they would have to lose or win with­out me watch­ing. Turns out they didn’t need me watch­ing to lose, bot­tom of the 11th and a Yan­kee hit a home run to end it. What the hell am I going to do with my Cow­boy Up T-shirt now? I guess to wipe away some of the tears so that my beer won’t get so salty tasting.

Day trip to the moun­tains of west­ern North Car­olina tomor­row. Head­ing up to Asheville to do some advanced scout­ing on a cou­ple of things. Should be mildly amus­ing, prob­a­bly won’t get many fun runs at the curvy roads as they will clogged with leaf peep­ers in RVs.

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Misery Loves Company

The Direc­tor of Oper­a­tions of our plant is a Cubs fan and after they lost game seven he kid­dingly said to me, “Maybe we should form a Love­able Losers Club.” I told him I would be in soon and sure enough the Yanks beat the Sox in the 11th inning of game seven. First thing this morn­ing I dis­patched this email:

From: Bog­a­r­dus, Brian [ASCO/AK]
To: Irvine, Rich [ASCO/AK]
Cc:
Sub­ject: I’m In
Sent: 10/17/03 7:39:00 PM

The first meet­ing of the ASCO Love­able Losers Club meets this Sat­ur­day at 8:00 PM in front of the TV.

Agenda as fol­lows:
Open­ing) We Should Be There
1) Unrea­son­able Plac­ing of Blame
2) Wal­low­ing in Self Pity
3) Cry­ing in Beer
4) Group Hug
Clos­ing) Wait’ll Next Year

Brian

Color Schmullor

The fall col­ors along the Blue Ridge Park­way were all muted, not bright at all. It seemed like the color was at it’s peak or just past as no green was any­where in sight, but every­thing looked almost monot­one. And the other 1,000,000 peo­ple dri­ving the park­way were afraid to go faster than 30 miles an hour. I love the Park­way, but never again in October.

420 Miles

The trip to Asheville and back was a par­tial suc­cess. We found the May event hotel and picked out what range of rooms we would like to stay in. An OK place. Used to be a Hilton as that is what it is called on the Asheville map we have, but now it is a Hol­i­day Inn. A short trip on the Blue Ridge Park­way was frus­trat­ing on 2 lev­els. The leaf peep­ers were out in full force and they were trav­el­ing at a very slow speed most of the time. The col­ors along the road seemed to be at their peak as there wasn’t any green to be seen, but the col­ors were very muted, all shades of brown and what was red or yel­low was not bright at all. We didn’t even stop at any of the over­looks for both those reasons.

The weather was great, per­fect con­vert­ible weather, sunny, low humid­ity and lower 70s. The Miatas we spot­ted were a per­fect 9 for 9 with their tops down. C5 Corvettes were 1 for 2, as were the Porsche Box­ters. A Toy­ota MR-2 and a Honda S2000 had their tops up. Mus­tangs were 1 for 4 and Chrysler Sebrings were 2 for 4.

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Damn Yankees

Looks like the Yan­kees have rebounded after last night’s close game 3–2 loss to the Florida Mar­lins. They looked flat and were prob­a­bly emo­tion­ally spent after the 7 game series with the Red Sox. It is the bot­tom of the sev­enth as I write this and they are up 6–0.

They beat the Red Sox in the ALCS because of the “Curse of the Bam­bino. The Mar­lins beat the Cubs in the NLCS because of the Goat Curse. When the Mar­lins are elim­i­nated and the Yan­kees win the series in 7 games, what curse will the Mar­lins blame it on? The curse of the small salary?

I Hear You Knocking

Noticed some engine knock (AKA pin­ing) this week­end when dri­ving in the moun­tains. Then today it was notice­able on some of the inclines here in town. Nat­u­rally I sus­pected the knuck­le­heads at Rader didn’t set the tim­ing right. Easy to do if you don’t RTFM, as the ’95 Miata’s tim­ing marks are dif­fer­ent from every other years (I wish I knew what Mazda was think­ing there.) I came home and hooked up my tim­ing light and it was set to 11 BTDC which in spec, should be 10 plus or minus 1 degree. I guess I owe them a men­tal apol­ogy, but I’m going to hold on to it at least until this belt makes it fur­ther than the first and they get me check for the $61 tow­ing charge.

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So Far Twice

Still wait­ing for my reim­burse­ment check from Rader. Called last Mon­day and was told that I would get the check some­time that week. Just as soon as they got approval from Mazda. I called again today and was given the “Gee, I don’t know why you haven’t got­ten it yet.” excuse. He took my phone num­ber and told me he would get back to me today. Did he? Nooooope.

I’ve Got Bad Gas

Well, I’m hop­ing that is what it is. I was tempted to put an octane booster in the tank to alle­vi­ate the knock, but I’m a real cheap­skate, so I’m going to wait a cou­ple more days and fill it with pre­mium and see if that does it. Back to the moun­tains this week­end for more leaf peep­ing. Drag­ging some more Miatas with me this time because I’m lead­ing the Master’s Miata Club’s For­age For Fall Foliage run on Saturday.

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Some Enchanted Ceiling

Like a dig­i­tal Johnny Apple­seed I con­tinue to leave lit bits of myself all over the Internet.

When I posted this photo for a Theme Thurs­day entry last month, one of the com­ments was from David at 1,000 Words ask­ing if I’d write more about it. A cou­ple of weeks later I finally did, here is the entry: What is it about the beach that draws us?

Today was an Indian Summer-like day here in west­ern SC, near 80, but breezy. The low-level winds were feath­er­ing the edges of the white clouds with a bright blue sky for a back­ground. At our lunchtime walk around the park­ing lot I brought the cam­era and snapped a half dozen images. I sub­mit­ted them to the Enchanted Ceil­ing web site, both were accepted and you can see ‘em here and here.

Updates & More

My buddy the ser­vice man­ager at Rader did call yes­ter­day and told me they would get the check out to me that day — I’m not hold­ing my breath.

The Cow­boy Up T-shirts were on back­o­rder — so I can­celled it. Maybe I’ll get one for next spring.…

New toy arrived via UPS today, a Minolta Dia­mage Scan Dual III. Dragged out the boxes of slides that have been in the back of the closet since the early 80’s, so now the “fun” begins. I fig­ure I have about 1,200 of them. They don’t look too bad until you scan them to 3300 x 2500, then there is all kinds of junk on them. I guess a brush is in order. I think I’ll also need a small light table too, kind of tough to sort through 40 slides while hold­ing them in one hand and hold­ing one at a time up to a desk lamp.

I Feel Better Already

Bought some pre­mium gas tonight and the knock­ing has almost entirely dis­ap­peared after a 15 or so mile drive.

After work today I drove around and snapped pic­tures of myself while I drove. I hop­ing to recreate/update my self por­trait I took sev­eral years ago that I have posted over on Pic­ture Your­self.

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Closure

Well I think that we have finally got some clo­sure on the whole tim­ing belt fiasco. The $61 check from Rader for the tow­ing charge refund came in the mail today. Would have been a lot nicer on their part if they would have given me the check when I picked up the car 13 days ago instead of mak­ing me jump through hoops to get it. Coin­ci­den­tally the first tim­ing belt failed on the 13th day and hav­ing made it home safely I can now breathe a sigh of relief. I’m not sure if it the Red Sox fan in me or if it is my dis­po­si­tion that makes me a per­fect fan, but part of me hates to say that out loud.

Let me give you an exam­ple of my mind set. Last night in game 4 of the World Series they flashed this text along the bot­tom of the screen: “The team with a 2 to 1 record has won 10 of 11 of the last World Series.” In this case they mean the Yan­kees. Had it been the Red Sox I would have felt just the very men­tion of that would ensure that the next year when they showed that stat it would have read 10 of 12. Of course for a Yan­kee fan it would just affirm what they already believe — next year it will say, 11 of 12.

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Wisk(ey)

We usu­ally buy the cheap­est no name brand clothes soap we can. This week because of a store spe­cial and a coupon we picked up some Wisk with Stain Dis­solv­ing Power. Tonight when I poured some into the cap for dis­pens­ing I swear it smelled like some kind of whiskey.

Dust Off

Cal­i­for­nia Duster to the res­cue. I brushed off the week’s accu­mu­lated dust, emp­tied the trash bag and we are set to go. Tomor­row is the Master’s Miata Club Leaf Run. We’ve got our route planned and will high­light it tonight copies of both (SC & GA) states maps. I’m hop­ing for 5 to 6 cars, that makes a nice man­age­able group. More would be OK, but then you start hav­ing to worry about keep­ing every­one together.

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Naughty Holidays

We went out this evening and got a scoop of ice cream and took a stroll around down­town Aiken. We past by a small women’s cloth­ing bou­tique and there in the win­dow were some bright red and green bra/panty sets next to a sign that pro­claimed Hol­i­day Lin­gerie. The red ones were crotch­less! Santa has been a very good boy this year.

351 Miles

Well, I got my wish, there were 5 cars to make the trip up to Caesar’s Head today. We left the house this morn­ing in the dark at 7:15 AM and arrived home in the dark at 7:30 PM after cov­er­ing 351 miles. The leaves as expected were not the best we’ve encoun­tered on these trips, but the weather was. The park­ing area at our des­ti­na­tion was so full the 5 of us had to park on the side of the road. Not too far from home the car’s odome­ter read 123,456. I didn’t stop to take a pic­ture like I did for 100,000 or 111,111 because it wouldn’t have been nearly as inter­est­ing as the per­son on Miata.net that had the fore­sight to zero the trip odome­ter at 122,667.

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Ride Report

Got noth­ing much to say tonight, but I do need to make up a ride report from this morning’s ride for the Aiken Bicy­cle Club’s web site. So in lieu of any bitch­ing and moan­ing tonight, I present, 20 Miles in the Morn­ing:

When Donna and I rolled to the end of our dri­ve­way we almost did a 180. The road looked like it had recently rained and the clouds seemed low enough graze our hel­mets. We knew that at least 2 of the usual group were not going to be there, so we reluc­tantly headed to the Odell Weeks cen­ter. Some­one from out of town had called me on Thurs­day and said she would be in town vis­it­ing and could she ride with us, so some­one had to show.

Not long after our arrival at Weeks, Jenny pulled in and started to unload her bike. By 8:30 no one else was there so the 3 of us started out. It was still threat­en­ing look­ing and the roads were damp, but off we went any­way. Glad we did, as each mile clicked off the weather got a lit­tle nicer. So much so that the sun actu­ally made an appear­ance 3/4 of the way through the ride. Right about that time Donna rolled through some glass and flat­ted. The next 5 min­utes were spent chat­ting while the two ladies watched Brian get his fin­gers greasy from the chain and knees dirty from the tire. We fin­ished with a nice tail­wind down Pine Log.

At the end Jenny thanked us for going for the ride, we thanked her for show­ing up because if she hadn’t, Donna and I might have just gone back home.

Crush Rings

Bought 5 oil fil­ters and the crush rings from Trussville Mazda on the net this morn­ing. They are just across the Geor­gia line in Alabama, so If I’m lucky they will get here tomor­row. It is time to change the oil, this I know because the HLA clat­ter comes up and stays for a 1/2 minute or so before qui­et­ing at start up. And it has been more than my usual 3,750 miles between the last change.

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Finite Number Of Bald Heads

Is there a limit to the amount of man with com­pletely bald heads in a pop­u­la­tion group? say 1 per 300. I mean the kind that are going bald in spots and decide to shave the whole dome.

Willie, for the longest time, was the one indi­vid­ual that had a shaved head at work. About two months ago Sher­man decided to go the smooth pate way. Willie is African-American and Sher­man is Cau­casian, Willie is 30 and Sher­man is 60, Willie works in die cast­ing and Sher­man works in ship­ping (which are on oppo­site sides of the plant) so they prob­a­bly have lit­tle con­tact with each other, but with in a week Willie started to let his hair grow on the top and for good mea­sure he started a beard. About a month ago, Andrew white, 40’s, engi­neer shaved it all off. He never kept it up and let his ring of hair return.

Filters Are Here

Just as I pre­dicted, the stuff from Trussville Mazda arrived today. Unfor­tu­nately, it has been rain­ing all day so I didn’t have a chance to change the oil, maybe tomorrow.

I say maybe, because I was going to shot the pho­tos for Theme Thurs­day, but the rain put a damper on those plans, so I will have do it tomor­row. Pun intended, but it really isn’t one see­ing as my use of the word damper has noth­ing to do with wet.

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I Bought A CD Today

For the first time in ages, I actu­ally plunked down money on a CD. “Life for rent” by Dido. Loved every minute of her first CD and from what I had read review-wise this sounded like it would be bet­ter. After 2 lis­tens, I’m not sure.

Oil Change

Stopped on the way home from work and picked some oil. Changed the oil and rotated the tires at 123,527. With the return of day­light stan­dard time, I barely got through before it was too dark to see. Next sched­uled change is at 127,000.

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Vinny’s

Some­one sug­gested that the Miata Club meet at this new place that opened up in North Augusta, Vinny’s Pizze­ria. The meet­ing is next Thurs­day at 7:00 PM, so as a recon mis­sion, Donna, myself and her mother went over tonight around 7:00 PM to eat. The place is cob­bled together out of who knows what it used to be. Very small and if we get a big turnout we might over­whelm the place. As it is the owner men­tioned we could have the back room all to our­selves. Well the back room had 3 tables in it. Plus the pool table and an air hockey table. Going to be tough to hold a meet­ing while some­body is play­ing air hockey. I’ll let you know.

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Today Is Not Much Better

Just wasn’t into blog­ging last night and tonight is not much better.

4th lis­ten­ing of Dido’s new CD, it is def­i­nitely grow­ing on me.

The pic­tures from last Theme Thursday’s chal­lenge of “Pic­ture Your­self” are up on the Pic­ture Your­self site. This is my 3rd entry over there.

I haven’t scanned any new images in the last two nights. I have been busy cob­bling together the Novem­ber issue of The Dri­ver. (The link is for last month’s, this month’s won’t be up until later this week­end, as I won’t mail them until tomorrow.)

Found this over at mis­sives anony­mous, another blog I read reg­u­larly — the Postal Gallery Data­base. I’m not sure what is more pathetic, some­body actu­ally came up with idea/web ven­ture or that I am def­i­nitely going to con­tribute. :-)

Coin­ci­den­tally there is a link on the bot­tom of the Postal Gallery page for another inter­net lost cause that I have con­tributed to No More AOL CDs. (The link is for nomreaolcdsnj.com, but wasn’t work­ing when I clicked it.) I used to be on the Biggest Con­trib­u­tor list when I sent them 88 CD last year, but as you can see I’ve dropped of the radar screen. I’ve got about 10 more at work to send now.…

One Little Thing After Another

Bad Gas part 2. Maybe it wasn’t bad gas before that was caus­ing the engine knock. It was back today under hard accel­er­a­tion. The gas level was low so I filled it with high test again. Maybe the knock only appears when I get to the bot­tom of the tank?

Didn’t pull all the way into the garage when we got home from work today as I needed the afore­men­tioned gas and we needed gas for the lawn mower. As I walked through the garage into the house I noticed a cou­ple of oily look­ing spots on the floor. They were towards where the rear of the car sits. I just switched to syn­thetic and from what I’ve read on Miata.net some­times this leak­ing is because syn­thetic has smaller mol­e­cules that sneak by where the big­ger dino oil mol­e­cules can’t. May have to switch back.

Not car related but annoy­ing none the less, the water heater now has a small drip com­ing from the place where you hook up a hose to drain it. About a 1/4 cup in the last 24 hours…

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Two Words

Aver­age Joe

I can under­stand good look­ing shal­low peo­ple falling for this Real­ity TV chance at stardom/love/money ploy, but now they’ve gone too far, the cor­rup­tion of “nor­mal” look­ing peo­ple. God save the human race.