Sturgeon’s Law

Ninety per­cent of every­thing is crap.


Derived from a quote by sci­ence fic­tion author Theodore Stur­geon, who once said, “Sure, 90% of sci­ence fic­tion is crud. That’s because 90% of every­thing is crud.” Oddly, when Sturgeon’s Law is cited, the final word is almost invari­ably changed to ‘crap’.

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16,000 Peanut Farms

Some­where out­side Fort Gaines, Ga the Pur­ple Whale sur­passed the 16,000 mile mark. Today we vis­ited 2 Geor­gia State Parks and a State Con­ser­va­tion Park. We scored caches in 3 GA DeLorme Map Pages and 11 Geor­gia Coun­ties. Along the road today we spot­ted a fox squir­rel, a tur­tle and a field mouse. We also spot­ted Jesus car­ry­ing a cross and a naked lady with a lizard in her hair.

Southwest Georgia Swept

Geor­gia Post Offices anyone?

Maybe because we didn’t travel as far today (only 200 miles instead of the 300 of the past two days), there were only a cou­ple of items of inter­est to report, 1) the break­fast of choice in the small town of Colquitt, GA is a cin­na­mon bun and a Bud Light and 2) we saw a per­son rid­ing a bicy­cle that you stood on and ped­aled in a stair step­per motion (maybe this.)

Twelve geo­caches today. Nine Geor­gia Coun­ties, five GA DeLorme pages, two State Parks and one DNF.

Greetings From The Al, Judy, Mark & Kristy Herman Room

Last night we were vis­it­ing one of Donna’s friends from the Navy, so we spent time catch­ing up instead of me surf­ing the web (plus they didn’t have wireless.)

Today was spent on I-10 head­ing west in the rain. It did stop in time for us to do a brief dri­ving tour of Donna’s child­hood neigh­bor­hood that was dev­as­tated dur­ing Kat­rina. Donna’s Sis­ter Sandy vis­ited the place a year after, in 2006 and the house was empty a com­plete wreck. Today, their block is unrec­og­niz­able as new homes have gone up all along the street with still a few empty lots. The pic­ture above is what stands at their old address of 6560. It is a nice house and all, but it doesn’t fit in with the look of the sur­round­ing prop­er­ties, plus the large live oaks that stood in the front and back yards are gone, replaced by small patches of grass thus remov­ing the major part of the charm of the place.

This evening was spent watch­ing the wed­ding rehearsal and eat­ing at the rehearsal din­ner of Stu­art Lewis, son of Donna’s child­hood friend Sally who we watched grow from a cute lit­tle baby into a big hulk of a man. Fri­day morn­ing, after tomor­row evening’s nup­tials, we head home, cov­er­ing what took us four days to do on the way in a mere two.

While in Louisiana’s capi­tol city we are stay­ing at The Cook Hotel on the cam­pus of LSU. Like buy­ing a brick with your name on it to sup­port the local Veteran’s Park, alumni have spon­sored rooms here, hence tonight’s post title.

The Wedding

This is one of only a few pho­tos I man­aged to take that was nei­ther blurry or washed out before the bat­tery went dead. The groom is the rea­son we were there, Stu­art, a hulk of a man child is the son of Sally, Donna’s child­hood friend. The sec­ond to the left brides­maid is Claire, Stuart’s sis­ter. We got to watch them grow from infants to small chil­dren as they lived two doors away from us the 4 years that Donna and I lived in New Orleans. After we had gone our sep­a­rate ways, us to NJ and they to VA, we always vis­ited a cou­ple times a year.

Tonight after the recep­tion, Donna and I came back to the Al, Judy, Mark & Kristy Her­man Room where we changed real quick, so we could go back out and grab a geo­cache that was phys­i­cally 700′ away from our hotel, but a quar­ter of a mile walk away. We now have one find in Louisiana. On our trip back we plan on grab­bing one in Mis­sis­sippi and Alabama.

17,000 Cars On The Road With Us

For what­ever rea­son, there was gobs of traf­fic head­ing east on I-10 with us today all through Louisiana, Mis­sis­sippi and Alabama. For­tu­nately there were no major slow-ups, except the tun­nel under Mobile Bay, so we made great time, but we were always sur­rounded by fast mov­ing cars and trucks. Mys­te­ri­ously, traf­fic thinned to almost noth­ing once we got into Florida and past Pensacola.

But wouldn’t you know it, but as soon as we got off I-10 to hit the back roads of Florida, we ran into a con­voy of farm imple­ments crawl­ing along at 25MPH. The roads were hilly and curvy enough that we, along with some oth­ers, were stuck behind them for about 20 min­utes. We thought we caught a break in Camp­bell­ton when 2 of the three went straight and only one turned right with us stay­ing on Florida Route 2. It was short lived though, as those two just took a dif­fer­ent route through town and two min­utes later popped back in front of us. Sigh.

We hunted only two caches today as we wanted to make big mileage, one was in Mis­sis­sippi and the other was in Alabama, bring­ing us to hav­ing found caches in 40% of these United States.

Tonight we are stay­ing at the same Hol­i­day Inn Express in Bain­bridge, GA as we did Mon­day evening on our way west. This time it is dif­fer­ent, and not just because we are in a dif­fer­ent room from then, but the hotel is flirt­ing with dis­as­ter this week­end as it is where the band Molly Hatchet is stay­ing while play­ing at the 1st Annual Red­neck Expo & Golf Cart Rally that’s here in town.

The Pur­ple Whale passed the 17,000 mile level near Span­ish Fort, MS.

How To Kill A Gnat

No, it is not send 150 years in the past and drop it in a Con­fed­er­ate Prison Camp. It turns out it is rather easy. Dur­ing day one we vis­ited the Ander­son­ville Prison Camp, so fit­tingly today, our last day, we vis­ited a spot in Thomasville that those Ander­son­ville Pris­on­ers were moved to tem­porar­ily to find a geocache.

Google maps reports that the LSU cam­pus in Baton Rouge, LA is about 700 miles one way from Aiken, but we man­aged to accu­mu­late 2150 miles on our round trip. We were gone 8 days, wit­nessed one wed­ding and found 37 caches in four dif­fer­ent states, ignor­ing Florida, because, well, its Florida. We pol­ished off any­thing needed for the three Geor­gia Chal­lenges in the south­west part of that state. Plus we DNF’d three caches and acci­den­tally ruined one other. Right now it is good to be home, but ask again on Mon­day morn­ing and you might get a dif­fer­ent answer.

On our trip through the gnat capi­tol of the US, south­ern Geor­gia, every time we opened the car doors to get out, be it for a dri­ver change, a geo­cache expe­di­tion, or what­ever, invari­ably sev­eral gnats would end up inside the Pur­ple Whale. Though, not 100% effec­tive, dri­ving with the win­dows open for a bit helped, but we always still ended up two or three bounc­ing around on the wind­shield. Swat­ting did noth­ing. Nei­ther did try­ing to smack them with my hat. The best method for dis­patch­ing these annoy­ing things was to let them set­tle on the glass and slowly bring you thumb down on them. A quick wipe on the car­pet dis­carded the car­cass and a rub of the wind­shield with a sleeve removed all traces of the lit­tle buggers.

This April Starts Like Last April Started And Last September Ended

Base­ball is back and the FRS have lost the first three games of the sea­son. The Boston press is already writ­ing sto­ries about the Red Sox 2012 sea­son being doomed or don’t worry it is only 3 out of 162. Today the Sox had a 3 run lead going into the bot­tom of the 9th inning. Detroit scored three runs to tie it. The FRS scored two in the top of the 11th to take the lead, but Detroit promptly scored 3 in the bot­tom of the inning to win it. I was already lean­ing towards Gloom & Doom, but after today’s effort I’ve fallen com­pletely over.

Both cars got a bath today, the Sonata to remove the Geor­gia red clay from the wheel wells and the Florida bugs off the front, while the Miata had the last of the pine pollen rinsed off.

Started down, went up, still up.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 10/24/08: 1127

Boardwalk at Seminole Start Park

Started up, went down, still down.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 10/24/08: 1128

Woe Is Them

Last year the Red Sox started the sea­son by los­ing their first 6 games. So far this year in their first 6 games they are 1–5. I’d like to say that they have won 100% more games to this point than last, but 100% more of no wins is still no wins, so I guess I’ll have to go with they have lost 16% fewer games than 2011.

Started down, still down.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 10/24/08: 1128

Moon Landing Over Mississippi

Our one and only geo­cache (for now) in Mis­sis­sippi was not too far away from this life-size model of a Lunar Lan­der placed in the east­bound !-10 Wel­come Cen­ter to that state. We appar­ently were just about a week too early to tour the new Infin­ity Sci­ence Cen­ter built adja­cent to the Wel­come Cen­ter. This exit off I-10 is the entrance to the Sten­nis Space Cen­ter which started life in the mid 60’s test­ing the Sat­urn V booster engines, later the Shuttle’s main engines and is still in oper­a­tion today test­ing the engines that power cargo rock­ets for satel­lite place­ment and Inter­na­tional Space Sta­tion resupplying.

A Thousand Stories To Tell

Unfor­tu­nately for my few read­ers, I have a thou­sand and one excuses.

Started up, went down, still down.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 10/24/08: 1128

All Wet

We weren’t the only ones out enjoy­ing the Flo­rence Marina State Park on the early morn­ing of April 1st. I hope he caught some fish because we found our geocache.

When we got back from vaca­tion on the 7th of April we were in for a sur­prise. The floor around our refrig­er­a­tor was very wet. Dang! So we pull the fridge away from the wall and take out the 8 screws hold­ing the soggy card­board cover on the bot­tom back. The tray that catches con­den­sa­tion or what­ever was full and run­ning over. I sponged out as much water as pos­si­ble and decided that maybe the water build up might have been caused by the dust build up on the con­denser coils, so I vac­u­umed them off, but­toned every­thing back up and pushed the fridge back.

You would think I would have remem­bered about the last time this hap­pened, but no.

One week later (Sat­ur­day the 14th) as I open the fridge for some­thing, my sock starts soak­ing up water. Come on! Sure enough the floor is wet around the base of the refrig­er­a­tor again. Wheel it away from the wall, remove 8 screws, throw away the totally soaked and warped card­board cover and notice the con­den­sa­tion tray is full again. Also notice a fine mist cloud of cool­ing water com­ing from where the clamp that holds the ice maker water line to the back of the fridge. Empty the tray. Shut off water to the house. Cut 3 inches off the water line. Place a new fit­ting on the line. Tighten every thing up. Turn the water back on. No leak. Roll the refrig­er­a­tor back.

Do you think there is a chance that when I get a wet sock while get­ting a cold drink in the year 2017, that I will instantly think of the ice maker water line?

Me either.

Back Slid Some

Maybe I should add a col­umn for my weight too. Every win­ter I always gain 5–10 pounds due to inac­tiv­ity and each spring I lose it back. This year I think I have past the age point where los­ing weight becomes much more dif­fi­cult, because I tipped the scales at Dr. PCP’s office at 206.0 today. Maybe it is the extra 10 pounds or maybe the same age marker is to blame for my higher blood borne float­ing fats…

  Chol HDL LDL Trig
Goal <200 >31 <100 30–150
04/10/12 193 39 121 166
10/10/11 162 43 88 155
04/04/11 155 38 96 107
12/06/10 176 41 114 105
05/18/10 151 38 91 109
12/15/08 167 41 92 171
03/21/08 164 37 104 115
12/12/07 175 38 104 165
07/17/07 185 36 117 162
03/05/07 195 39 123 167
09/19/06 167 37 103 135
04/06/06 168 37 106 126
12/08/05 182 35 120 137
07/28/05 177 30 113 169
06/17/05 164 31 85 238
05/06/05 174 27 108 194
01/10/05 176 33 110 167
09/21/04 209 24 131 271

Flash Fried Squirrel For Brunch

They must have done a pre­scribed burn not too long ago on the Gopher Tor­toise Nature Trail in Semi­nole State Park in Geor­gia. You can tell by the pro­lif­er­a­tion on noth­ing but bright green ferns with not much else for under­brush. Plus the black­ened lower bark on the pine trees pretty much gives it away.

This past Sun­day we got up and did the pay the bills by bicy­cle thing and stopped at Atlanta Bread Com­pany for break­fast and a paper at an out­side table. When we got home and typed in the code on the garage key­pad, noth­ing hap­pened. At first I thought that Donna had punched in the code wrong, but on fur­ther review it looked like the key­board was dark, maybe indi­cat­ing the bat­ter­ies were dead. We don’t carry a key because this entry method has never let us down in the decade or so we have had this option of get­ting in the house.

Another look at the key­pad and the lights were on, but the remote still wouldn’t open the door. It was then that we noticed the light at the end of the dri­ve­way that we always leave burn­ing (so we know which house is ours) was not lit. That meant the power to the house was out. The neigh­bors kitty-corner across the street were out on their porch, so Donna went over to ask what hap­pened. The neigh­bor said that she heard the trans­former pop, so she walked out­side and was just in time to see a smok­ing squir­rel fall to the street. Poor thing must have stepped in the wrong spot and com­pleted a circuit.

Not longer than 15 sec­onds after our cooked crit­ter hit the ground, a neigh­bor­hood cat darted from under an aza­lea bush, picked up the fried squir­rel and carted it off.

Counting

These pil­ings are all that is left of a cou­ple of nice seafood restau­rants that were sit­u­ated on the West End of the New Orleans Lake­front pre-Katrina.

We stopped at the bank on the way home to deposit some checks and get a bit of cash back. One of our co-workers is turn­ing 60 this week­end and we thought it would be a cool thing to get 60 quar­ters, 60 dimes, 60 nick­els and 60 pen­nies, place them in a small Mason jar to give him. We deposited a nice round num­ber, the major­ity of the money, and got $40.63 cash back. Of that, we wanted the sixty of each coin thing.

The two tellers up front were busy, but the woman han­dling the drive-up said she’d take care of us. We explained what we wanted and Donna asked how much all those coins would be worth, the teller replied $24. (This should have been our first clue as to what we were up against, its $24.60.) She brought over the quar­ters first, a $10 roll with 23 more loose ones and off she went to get the next denom­i­na­tion. A roll of dimes and 10 more. Good. We gave her back the 3 extra quar­ters. The next trip back she brought us a roll of nick­els and ten extra. Um, wait a minute, we need ten more nick­els, that’s only 50 of them. The sec­ond to last trip back she brought the 10 nick­els, a roll of pen­nies and 10 extra pen­nies. Pheewww, right. The final trip she brought us 3 pen­nies and the bills, which she started count­ing out for us begin­ning with the sin­gles, $25.63, $26.63, $27.63, and five makes thirty-two sixty-three and ten makes…wait, wait, that’s not right. We tell her she just owes us six­teen dol­lars more, finally we get a sin­gle, a five, a ten and exit the bank.

Did I for­get men­tion that there was a gap of about 2 min­utes between each trip to the counter to bring us money? It was no won­der won­der the fel­low next to us wanted to close out his safety deposit box, I’m bet­ting he is start­ing to keep his impor­tant stuff in a Chock Full o’Nuts cof­fee can under his porch.

Old Bridge on the Savannah River

Polo Anyone?

It’s Going To Be A Beautiful Day!

Is it pos­si­ble to have a pleas­ant flash­back to an acid trip that was never taken?

We watched Sunday’s episode of Mad Men last night, and in it, Roger Ster­ling and his young, for­mer sec­re­tary of a wife Jane, take LSD with some other Man­hat­tan­ites under the “super­vi­sion” of her psy­chi­a­trist. We get to watch Roger’s slightly humor­ous and hal­lu­cino­genic evening that ends with he and Jane lying on the floor of their apart­ment dis­cussing their mutual feel­ings that their short mar­riage is over.

Whether it is was the idea of this upcom­ing smooth and ami­ca­ble sep­a­ra­tion or a resid­ual acid high that causes Roger to pro­claim brightly to Don at the office the next morn­ing, “I have an announce­ment to make: It’s going to be a beau­ti­ful day!”, I’m not sure, but it had a strange effect on my day.

For no appar­ent rea­son, every­thing seemed brighter and shiner today. All things went smoother and eas­ier too. On the way to work I either made it through all the traf­fic sig­nals with only brief slow­downs or passed through unhin­dered. And even though this week I’m work­ing 9-hour days for that free Fri­day after­noon off, today at the Valve Store® just flew right by.

So, is it pos­si­ble for me to have a happy flash­back to an acid trip that I never took or was it just the high dose of sugar from the DD Cof­fee Cake Muf­fin I had for breakfast?

Colquitt, GA 39837

Started down, went up, went down, still down.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 10/24/08: 1130

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