Sturgeon’s Law Ninety percent of everything is crap.
Derived from a quote by science fiction author Theodore Sturgeon, who once said, “Sure, 90% of science fiction is crud. That’s because 90% of everything is crud.” Oddly, when Sturgeon’s Law is cited, the final word is almost invariably changed to ‘crap’.
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A while back Mark asked me if I had seen a movie called “Saving Grace” about an English widow who grows marijuana to pay off her debts. I said yeah, but after reading the blurb on Netflix it didn’t sound that familiar, so I dumped in the queue.
The movie arrived in the mail yesterday and when I opened the envelope I though to myself, ‘maybe we have seen this.’ Then I remembered that if we had rented it from Netflix I could find out, I could check my movie spreadsheet and we had seen it, back in April of 2001. It didn’t have a DNF (did not finish) next to it, meaning we must have somewhat enjoyed it, so we watched it again today. And we watched it all the through this time too. An enjoyable comedy that only falls apart at the very end.
So Mark, thanks for the recommendation and because of that, I have granted your request of yesterday.
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On our bicycling route to work there is one house we pass that has a small screened-in porch. On that porch are two large dogs, I haven’t seen them because of the way the porch is situated, but they sound large and I’m glad they are kept inside. Definitely on the way to work and most times on the way home, we are the only traffic on the road this house is on, but we can not get within 25 yards of it before the dogs start barking. They bark continuously until we are probably 25 yards down the road past them. We are not usually talking at this point in the ride, it is flat so we aren’t doing any gear shifting, we are just pedaling along with the only sound being the whir of the chain and invariably those two dogs start raising a ruckus long before we get anywhere near them.
I think James Cameron must have been a bicyclist and had similar experiences with dogs hearing him coming a long way off because he includes a bit in the Terminator movies about humans using dogs to detect the cyborgs (AKA Metal.) If dogs can hear a component of the high pitched bicycle chain noise from a ways off it stands to reason that they also can pick up the sound of a motor moving a metal joint encased in a layer of human flesh.
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Saturday dawned foggy with a threat of rain and even with a splotch of green on the radar barreling down on our little town, Donna and I went for a walk in Hitchcock Woods. In deference to the verdant pixels on the Weather Channel site we packed small umbrellas and waterproof jackets. Halfway through the walk (of course it was halfway, momma didn’t raise no fools,…) it indeed started to lightly rain (…we know enough to come out of the rain), so we donned our jackets and turned around. Fortunately it has been a mild winter so hypothermia did not set in.
The title of this post is “A Day Late” because I’m writing it on Sunday, but I will date it late on Saturday, because when we got home last night it was too late for me to think about doing it then. The mild winter came into play then as well because the clouds and fog kept the temperature in the upper 50’s even at eleven o’clock at night, so we got to drive home from Augusta after dinner out with friends with top down.
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Donna’s youngest brother Scott and family live near Seattle and we have visited them there a couple times now and we both have come to enjoy the northwest. We didn’t visit them in 2008, instead opted to remodel our bathrooms, but this year we are planning a visit. As much as we like the northwest there is one part of the country we enjoy more, the southwest, which we last visited 20 years ago and now we have a chance to kill two birds with one stone. Scott’s wife Beth annually helps out at a cattle auction in New Mexico in April so we are sketching out plans for a visit to that area down where poor ol’ Bug Bunny keeps making wrong turns in, Albuquerque.
Do we drive or do we fly?
Flying nowadays is such a hassle and that is after you have wrestled with mystical flight planning. We can fly from Charlotte (our preferred airport) on Delta, but not non-stop. We would have to go through Atlanta (surprise.) So why don’t we fly from Atlanta, it is only a little further away than Charlotte? Yahoo Travel doesn’t offer that option. So I went to the Delta web site and found that I could do that, but it costs $200 more per person to fly fly 250 fewer miles.
Driving is our preferred method of travel, but from here to there the most direct way is 1,600 miles of mind numbing interstate. That translates into roughly four 8 hour days with more of the same in store for the way back, so we would probably rent a car (because the Miata is not really optimal for that sort of travel.) Even though we would have to rent a car in New Mexico if we flew, driving would probably mean a 2 week vacation instead of just a week for flying.
Flying and it’s shorter trip would mean the hotel and meals would be half the cost of driving, but 2 weeks and driving would mean we could do sightseeing on the way out and back.
What to do? What to do?
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For the second time this week we chickened out of bicycling because of dire weather predictions, so we drove, but Monday’s dense fog and today’s morning rain never materialized.
This morning about a mile from home, while pulling away from a stop sign we both noticed a rustling in the bushes between two houses. There was some sort of animal, mostly white, moving towards the road, fast, so I slowed. Sure enough it ran right out in front of us and in typical animal fashion, noticed the headlights and stopped right in our lane. So I hit the brakes, hoping it was in time, watched as white faded from view and waited for the thump.
Didn’t happen, our lucky opossum scurried across the road and disappeared into the woods.
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I was cleaning out some old documents from the early 90s on my work computer this afternoon. There were even letters of resignation from the BMG and Columbia House CD Clubs. I came across this that some one had sent me way back when we moved from New Jersey to South Carolina. Republished here as a public service:
- Save all manner of bacon grease. You will be instructed later how to use it.
- If you forget a Southerner’s name, refer to him (or her) as “Bubba”. You have a 75% chance of being right.
- Don’t be surprised to find movie rentals and bait in the same store.
- Do not buy food at the movie store.
- People walk slower here.
- If it can’t be fried in bacon grease, it ain’t worth cooking, let alone eating.
- The proper pronunciation you learned in school is no longer proper.
- Don’t be worried that you don’t understand anyone. They don’t understand you either.
- Get used to hearing, “You ain’t from around here, are you?”
- Remember: “Y’all” is singular. “All y’all” is plural. “All y’all’s” is plural possessive.
- The first Southern expression to creep into a transplanted Northerner’s vocabulary is the adjective “Big ol’”, as in “big ol’ truck” or “big ol’ boy”. Eighty-five percent begin their new southern influenced dialect with this expression. One hundred percent are in denial about it.
- Be advised: The “He needed killin’” defense is valid here.
- If you hear a Southerner exclaim, “Hey, y’all, watch this!” stay out of his way. These are likely the last words he will ever say.
- If attending a funeral in the South, remember, we stay until the last shovel of dirt is thrown on and the tent is torn down.
- Most Southerners do not use turn signals, and they ignore those who do. In fact, if you see a signal blinking on a car with a southern license plate, you may rest assured that it was on when the car was purchased.
- As you are cursing the person driving 15 mph in a 55 mph zone, directly in the middle of the road, remember, many folks learned to drive on a model of vehicle known as John Deere, and this is the proper speed and lane position for the vehicle.
- Northerners can be identified by the spit on the inside of their car’s windshield that comes from yelling at other drivers.
- The winter wardrobe you always brought out in September can wait until November.
- Just because you can drive on snow and ice does not mean we can. Stay home the two days of the year it snows.
- If you do run your car into a ditch, don’t panic. Four men in the cab of a four wheel drive with a 12-pack of beer and a tow chain will be along shortly. Don’t try to help them. Just stay out of their way. This is what they live for.
- If there is the prediction of the slightest chance of even the most minuscule accumulation of snow, your presence is required at the local grocery store. It does not matter if you need anything from the store, it is just something you’re supposed to do.
- Florida is not considered a southern state. There are far more Yankees than Southerners living there.
- In southern churches you will here the hymn, All Glory, Laud and Honor. You will also here expressions such as, “Laud, have mercy”,“Good Laud”, and “Laudy, Laudy, Laudy”.
- You can ask a Southerner for directions, but unless you already know the positions of key hills, trees and rocks, you’re better off trying to find it yourself.
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Last year sometime they stopped making instant Polaroid film, but don’t despair, now thanks to the magic of software you can recreate those “thrilling” green tinged soft focused images from your crystal clear perfectly color balanced 10 megapixel images your digital SLR produces. They have even recreated the agonizing wait while your photo develops, the only thing lacking is the ability to pick up your monitor and wave it around to help speed the process — Poladroid Project.
Maybe the reason I think this is so cool is because my very first camera at about 10 or 11 years-old was a Polaroid Swinger…
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We had the afternoon off from work and it was a perfect winter day, sunny and in the upper 50s, so instead of napping on the couch, we went for a 3 mile or so walk in Hitchcock Woods.
Donna and I always kid about how much traffic there is in the 2000+ acres of forest because often we will encounter up to a half dozen people, horses, dogs or any combination there of over the course of our couple hours in there. Today was a first, we saw a truck. Not just any truck, but the Hitchcock Woods Foundation’s truck and it was probably on official business because it was being driven by the Wood’s Superintendent Bennett Tucker.
How did I know who was driving? Because he came up and introduced himself in the parking lot as Donna and I were throwing on our backpacks in preparation for going on the hike. Actually he pulled up and asked, “Are you Brian the Red?” Seems he has an RSS feed setup, so that when the Woods gets a mention on the interweb, he gets notified of it (Hi Bennett.) He remembered the domain name mr-miata.net and we were standing near a Miata, so he took a chance.
As it happened, riding shotgun in Bennett’s pickup, was a woman who lives in Washington DC and she has a Miata too.
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This post is coming to you from a fresh install of Windows 7 Beta Build 7000. I tried in vain along with millions of other geeks to download a copy from the Microsoft web site on Friday, but it didn’t happen because the biggest software company in the world wasn’t prepared for the onslaught.
Like anything on the internet there is always more than one way to skin a cat. I used bittorrent to snag a copy of the ISO that has been floating out there for a week or two already. I didn’t know how long this beta version would stay viable without an activation key, those too were supposed to be available on Friday too (at least 2.5 million anyway), but they were just as unavailable as the OS was. The interweb saved the day there too, someone left a comment on a LifeHacker thread that listed some of the keys that people had managed to get. I plugged the first one in and activated this copy. It is supposed to be good until August of this year. Probably by that time I will be needing a new PC and will get a legal copy with it instead of having to buy it out right.
Update: Just found out that Microsoft has decided that they screwed up and to make amends they have extended the availability of the Beta until January 24th and will not cap the activation keys at 2.5 million — Go Get It. You still have to have, or sign up for, a Windows Live ID (or an MSN Hotmail, MSN Messenger, or Passport account?)
I may go ahead and download a version from Microsoft too, just to be safe.
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We were originally intended to drive to Florence to meet Donna’s cousin Laurie for breakfast at the Cracker Barrel, but it got called off. Laurie had to go into work to cover for someone and couldn’t make it. It saved us having to get up real early and have to drive a 130 miles, but it didn’t save us from going out to eat. Donna was looking forward to not having to cook, and suggested we go to the Cracker Barrel in Augusta, but neither she nor I wanted to drive the 35 miles just to eat breakfast. I suggested we just go to the IHOP here in Aiken, a mere 3 miles away. Sold.
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Nothing really wrong with the interface and it seems that Microsoft took the complaints (or at least that Hi I’m A Mac commercial) of those annoying and prolific “Are You Sure You Want To Do That?” dialog boxes seriously, but I think I have a video driver issue. Try any full screen video and it locks up, not just Ctl+Alt+Del locked up either, but hold down the power button for 5 seconds to shut it off locked up. The Netflix streaming movie viewer didn’t even have to get to full screen, just a mere attempt to load and it was reboot city.
I thought an updated video driver might help, but Dell only offers a video driver in the XP flavor for my laptop (it’s what came preloaded from the factory.)
I wonder what I have to do to undo the installation without having to reload XP all over again. Maybe I can just format the partition and edit the boot loader file? Off to Google to see…
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Every time I watch LOST and I see Miles Straum I think he looks like that guy with all the kids. Every time I catch a few glimpses of Jon & Kate Plus 8 I think how much he looks like that weird psychic guy on LOST. (I’m not the only one) But as I went searching for photos with them in similar poses, I now see that they really don’t look much alike at all.
Windows 7 is gone. Booted into it, downloaded a copy of EasyBCD and used it to remove the Vista-like bootloader, booted back into XP and formatted the partition it resided on.
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Over the years to keep track of how far she walks Donna has tried umpteen different pedometers. We started cheap (because how technical can they be?), like six bucks. Well those puppies aren’t too accurate, it really seemed to matter that it was on a certain point of your waist to get a decent reading, but a lot of times even if you put it right where it was yesterday, it wouldn’t work. We tried doubling our price point with no improvement. We have even tried one that was like $25 and the results were just as disappointing.
She has tried them while at work, walking around the block and hiking in the woods. Occasionally the mileage recorded seemed like it might be close, but mostly it was way, way, off. The work tally would be interesting because she really does do a lot of traveling around the plant in her job. The after work mileage is easily computed because we can use the bicycle computer to replicate the route, but the woods walks are harder. The map we use is marked with a grid and the lines are 1000′ apart, so she has been estimating the mileage by approximating the windy trails to the grids covered and dividing by 5280. Not too accurate.
The other day when we came out from our walk in the woods she said, “I wish there was a better way to see how far we have walked.” I said, “I know one sure way.” “What?” “A GPS,” I replied.
Our Garmin eTrex Venture® HC arrived today.
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We have been watching Doc Martin, a British TV show, about a stuck up surgeon from London who gives up his practice because of a phobia of blood to become a GP in a small village in Cornwall. Most of the humor comes from the fact that the doctor has zero interpersonal skills and is entirely incapable of telling anything but the truth and usually in a scientific/doctorly way which is usually unpleasant to the listener. Nearly all the remaining laughs are generated by some of the totally odd inhabitants of the smal seaside village, with just a few left over for the budding romance between the Doc (with which he has no experience at) and the school’s headmistress.
They have filmed 3 Series of the show consisting of 6, 8 and 7 episodes each. The first Series we rented from Netflix, but numbers 2 & 3 haven’t been released in the US as of yet, so we had to turn to Nigel who had copies available in the boot of his Vauxhall Vectra saloon that he could sell us. We are now down to the last two episodes of Series 3 and we will be finished. For now, they are working on a Series 4 that is supposed to start filming in May of this year, so maybe by the end of 2009 we will be able to watch those shows too.
Doc Martin stars Martin Clunes who is proof positive that acting matters more than looks to the English. While not what you would call ugly, more like eccentric, he won’t be making the leap to leading man in Hollywood soon. We have seen him a couple of times before, in William & Mary, a romantic comedy TV show and in Saving Grace, which ended up inspiring the Doc Martin TV show.
William & Mary ran for 3 Series and of course only the first two were released in Region 1 (the US and others). We ran through those 12 shows thanks to Netflix, but the last Series wasn’t available, even from Nigel, so we ended up buying the DVDs from Amazon in the UK. I was going to buy just Series 3, but a box set with all three Series were available for only a couple quid more, so I went for the set. Now I have to do some digital magic and rip the DVDs to my computer and stripping the region code. Then I have to burn them back to some recordable DVDs while converting them from PAL to NTSC. Wish me luck.
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Thanks Mark.
- Take the William & Mary Region 2 DVD in PAL format and run it through DVD Decrypter to copy it to your hard drive.
- Run it through VobBlanker to change it to from PAL to NTSC and save it to a new directory.
- Run those files through DVD Shrink 3.2, squishing the files (so they will fit on a single layer DVD) and save those to another directory.
- Finally burn this last directory to a blank DVD +r using ImageBurn.
Two hours in front of the computer and the DVD doesn’t play in the living room, the Region Code is still intact. I’ve got to delve into the process and find out where I strip the region code…tomorrow.
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The MMC meet for their monthly breakfast event here in Aiken at the Sugar Magnolia Cafe (not to be confused with Sugar Magnolia’s Cafe in Lompoc, CA) and we got a nice turn out of 10 people in 7 cars, 5 Miatas and a Sebring (which counts as two Miatas), a much nicer turn out than the November one there which was just Donna and I.
Frakking Sony DVD player. I spent most of the late morning and early afternoon trying to get William & Mary burned on a DVD. No matter what I tried, none of the 4 discs produced would do anything but play the No Public Display warning, the production company logo and the “pirating is stealing” PSA before halting and giving an out of region error message.
All the forums posts I found on the net said that the programs I was using should take care of the Region Coding. Then I searched for a way to set the Sony DVD player to region free and found that there were no sure fire way of doing it with my model, but there were a couple of ways that I could try that worked on similar models. Ha, close, but oh so frustrating.
I’m not sure what prompted me, but about 3 o’clock I took one of the, what I thought were toast, discs into the other room and tried it in the old JVC player. It worked perfectly.…
The JVC was exiled to the back bedroom a few months ago because it was refusing to play DVDs or lock up with increasing regularity. We bought a Sony DVP-NS57P for $40 at Walmart to replace it and it has been great; until now. I’ve moved the JVC back into the living room, now the two of them sit on top of each other in the cabinet ready for anything.
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A coworker’s dad got a new laptop and they can’t get it to print on their home network. They have pretty much same set up as I do: broadband modem, wireless router for the laptop, desktop PC wired to router with attached printer. The big difference is dad’s laptop has Vista. I tried to talk her through a few things to check, but no progress was made. She’s no dummy, except, like me, in matters of Vista.
On Thursday, I printed out a bunch of stuff I found on the net about Vista and network printing and after work we headed over to visit dad. I thought I asked, but maybe not in a way that was clear, but the two PCs were not networked at all. The laptop did have access to the interweb through the router though. The domain names were the same on both PCs, we turned off the firewalls, I ran the networking wizard on the XP desktop and I think I got everything right on the Vista laptop, but there was no connection made.
I came home and hit the back alleys of the net to find a copy of Vista so I could try loading it on my laptop and see if I could network it. It took until late last night get the full torrent downloaded (I guess there is not a lot of folks out there that want a copy.)
Today I installed Vista onto the recently vacated partition where the Windows 7 Beta resided. I connected to the wireless router, changed a few networking settings on Vista and I was in. My only snafu was setting up the printer, but only because Vista didn’t have a native driver for it. A simple download later and I could print.
I wonder what it would take to start over with the whole networking thing on Dad’s machine?
I’m so excited about this coming week, but I’m not sure what about more:
- A new episode of House on Monday,
- the swearing in of 44,
- season five of LOST on Wednesday,
- or Friday afternoon off.
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At work the password required for network access is good for 45 days and when you get down to 5 days left it will start reminding you each time you log in that your password is going to expire in “X Days.” ASCO also uses an AS400 for its business systems software and it needs a separate password from the one you need for the PC network. The AS400 password is only good for 28 days, that is not too bad, but the annoying thing is that it starts to remind your password will expire at the 14 day mark.
Why don’t they just go ahead and start reminding you when you get down to say…27 days left.
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60 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Minnesota plant gardens.
50 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Duluth sunbathe.
40 above zero:
Italian & English cars won’t start.
People in Wisconsin drive with the windows down.
32 above zero:
Distilled water freezes.
The water in Bemidji gets thicker.
20 above zero:
Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in Michigan throw on a flannel shirt.
15 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Minnesota have the last cookout before it gets cold.
Zero:
People in Miami all die.
Wisconsins close the windows.
10 below zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico
People in Minnesota get out their winter coats.
25 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Michigan are selling cookies door to door.
40 below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in Minnesota let the dogs sleep indoors.
100 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Wisconsins get upset because they can’t start the Mini-Van.
460 below zero:
ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale.)
People in Michigan start saying…“Cold ’nuff fer ya?”
500 below zero:
Hell freezes over.
Minnesota public schools will open 2 hours late.
This came from a fellow MMC’r who read it aloud to the Club when we gathered this last Saturday morning for breakfast on what has been the coldest day here all winter (so far) and Minnesotans had that last cookout.
Not really, more like persistent flurries dust us all day.
It was snowing lightly on the drive into work and once it became light, every time I passed a window or on our three shortened walks around the parking lot at break times there were widely scattered flakes fluttering to the ground. Heck at 4 o’clock quitting time the sun was shining, but there were still sporadic flakes tumbling down. But because our temperatures had not been cold enough for long enough nothing stuck, not even on the grass.
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Season 5 of TDTVS starts tonight. I was so excited that I couldn’t go to work today, I had to stay home under sedation. Well, aspirin and antihistamines. I’ve got the flu or something, sore throat, runny nose, body aches, you know the drill. Hope I can stay awake until 11 to watch both episodes…
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During one of the episodes of TDTVS on Wednesday night, Sayid is taking Hurley to a safe house (which turns out to be just the opposite) and they are having a conversation. I don’t remember exactly what was said, but it went a little like this:
Sayid: I’m not taking any risks after Bentham died.
Hurley: You mean Locke.
Sayid: ..Yes, I mean Locke.
Hurley: I need a cool code name.
I think this would be a cool little applet to put on the ABC Lost site, sort of like the Sawyer’s Nickname Generator. The writers and producers are fond of creating characters who names have a hidden meaning relating to philosophers, scholars and writers. John Locke is actually the name of a 17th-century philosopher, so when they made up a pseudonym for him to come back to the world from the island, they gave him the name of a 19th-century philosopher, Jeremy Bentham.
So in that spirit, since I did so well in algebra in high school and am into computer stuff, my Cool Code Name™ is George Boole.
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Today was a rainy day, just right for recovering from the flu and watching movies. First we watched Burn After Reading (or was it Burn Before Reading?) and somehow A-List writer/directors with an A-List cast somehow managed to produce a B-List movie. It was not bad, it was good, but it was not inspired like Fargo or The Big Lebowski.
The second movie was Henry Poole Is Here and I’m not really sure of what to make of this movie. I absolutely can’t think of anyone I could possibly recommend this movie to, but not because it was an awful movie, it was actually pretty good. It starts quirky, runs to questions of religion and faith, then somehow turns into a happy ending romance.
The Miss America pageant (or is it the Miss USA pageant?) is on TLC (The Learning Channel?) this evening and somehow 20-odd nicely proportioned, finely tanned women in black bikinis wearing high heels came off as unattractive.
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Finally got around to seeing last year’s independent movie that could, Juno. Ranks right up there with yesterday’s Henry Poole Is Here flick, quirky character navigates tricky life problem while surrounded by a circle of quirky friends/family to satisfyingly happy ending to a folksy acoustic soundtrack. Ellen Page is nicely cast as the protagonist, but no 16-year old is that smart or worldly.
Unless of course she a 17-year old Vanessa Wetherhold, daughter of an English Professor in the movie Smart People. I’ve had this movie in my rental queue for awhile now, but the other day it got moved into the Watch It Now category and while Donna watched something on the tube I watched it on the laptop. Some folks compare it to Sideways in tone, mostly I think because of Thomas Hayden Church, I didn’t see it in anything other than his similar sort of loose cannon with a purpose shtick. I enjoyed the movie and don’t regret the hour and a half I spent with it, but it is another one that I can’t recommend to anyone I know because I don’t know anyone else who likes this type of movie.
I do enjoy “independent style” movies, but after this weekend I think I need a dose of good ol’ Hollywood style unreality. Maybe I need to move The Dark Knight to the top of the queue.
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The fine folks at TaxCut mailed me a CD again this year. I almost installed it.
I have used a computer program to do my taxes (TaxCut and TurboTax before it) for at least a dozen years. In the beginning they were sort of crude and it was more a novelty and a math check than anything. As each year went by they got better, they asked questions in plain English, you no longer had to read the form, read the explanation in the instructions, scratch your head, guess. It was almost fun to do your taxes.
I don’t remember what TaxCut cost last year, but this year they wanted $50 for the one that includes Federal & State and that apparently was my tipping point because I didn’t want to spend that much. I downloaded the 1040 form and instructions off the IRS site and then because we were out and about yesterday I ducked in the library and picked up a paper copies too (it is so much easier for me to read the instructions while filling out the form instead of flipping windows back and forth.)
Today I investigated the possibility of filling them out online for free, but they were limited to people making less than $53k which left us out. Then I found that both of the major players offered free online software and e-file for federal (will charge for doing the state though ~$30.) I picked TurboTax Free and in less than an hour I was done.
Admittedly ours is a piece of cake, we can’t even itemize anymore because our home mortgage interest is so low now, but I’m sure it will take longer to do the state on paper tomorrow.
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Last Friday after a couple days off battling the flu, I was not fully back to normal, so I had to take a box of Kleenex in to work to keep handy at my desk. I was given one off the shelf here at home and it was covered in flowers and such, not very manly, so when I got into work I measured the box and drew up a template in AutoCAD. My first cover attempt consisted of dropping the template over one of our part drawings. While initially satisfied with the first cover, it didn’t take long before I had an idea for a better one, behold cover #2. Looks like Jack is running to the box because he has to sneeze.
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We popped in the first disc of Season 1 of The West Wing tonight and watched a couple episodes. in the very first one Deputy Communications Director Sam Seaborn (Rob Lowe) picks up a woman in bar and ends up spending the night with her. In the morning they accidentally swap pagers. Later that day “Sam’s” pager goes off and discovers the swap along with that he also finds out the woman works for an escort service! She looks vaguely familiar, I think I have an idea, but dismiss it as too far fetched.
Donna has the same idea, but is sure who it is, so she says it, “She’s from House.” Now when she speaks I can tell it is her, it is Lisa Edelstein, just 10 years younger than we’re used to.
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I watched Superbad on Netflix Instant Watch and enjoyed it. Sometime, if you are just in the mood for some teenage raunch/stupid/low brow comedy, this movie will be for you.
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As men age, we tend to end up seeing more and more of the medical establishment. For example, my family doctor recently referred me to a female urologist.
I saw her yesterday and she is gorgeous. She’s beautiful and unbelievably sexy. She told me that I must stop masturbating.
I asked her why, and she said, “Because I’m trying to examine you…”
After work we drove to Augusta to meet some friends for dinner. Mmmm…ribs. When we were done eating it was decided that the 4 of us should go bowling, so we went back to their living room.
They just bought a Wii a couple weeks ago and have been bowling practically every night. Trust me it showed in the scores. We rolled a total of three games and each game my wife beat me by just a few pins. It is usually just the opposite in the real world, I come out on top there. Incredibly it works that way with the couple we were with too, only she is the better bowler in reality.
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What started as a championship game between two distinct football leagues has somehow been transformed into a showcase for advertisements. Everyone watches the game, but everyone pays attention to the ads.
Don Draper: Advertising is based on one thing: happiness. And do you know what happiness is? Happiness is the smell of a new car. It’s freedom from fear. It’s a billboard on the side of a road that screams with reassurance that whatever you’re doing is OK. You are OK.
Tonight there was an hour show just showing famous Super Bowl commercials. They even had some sneak peeks of this year’s ads. If you missed the show, and can’t wait until tomorrow, you can see quite a few of them here: Adweek.com
Roy: So, what do you do, Don?
Don Draper: I blow up bridges.
Midge: Don’s in advertising.
Roy: No way! Madison Avenue? What a gas!
Midge: We all have to serve somebody.
Roy: Perpetuating the lie. How do you sleep at night?
Don: On a bed made of money.
The cost of a 30-second spot for Super Bowl I in 1967 was $42,500 on CBS. Twenty years and 20 games later, the cost had spiraled to $600,000. For this year’s game, CBS is asking $3 million and they have sold out (pun intended.)
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