Sturgeon’s Law

Ninety per­cent of every­thing is crap.


Derived from a quote by sci­ence fic­tion author Theodore Stur­geon, who once said, “Sure, 90% of sci­ence fic­tion is crud. That’s because 90% of every­thing is crud.” Oddly, when Sturgeon’s Law is cited, the final word is almost invari­ably changed to ‘crap’.

Random Images

June 2005 Gnorm and the Chained Up Giant Rooster First to Launch Neeses - 29107

Miles Per Gallon

Fuelly Fuelly

83,000 Chlorophyll Deficient Leaves

Sat­ur­day was the MMC Leaf Peep­ing Run of which I was the leader. We met at the Cracker Bar­rel over in Augusta. The restau­rant was packed with peo­ple eat­ing break­fast, but only two other cou­ples were mem­bers of the Miata Club, seems the rest of them were just there coin­ci­den­tally. After eat­ing we headed west and north to the upstate of Geor­gia (with a brief foray into South Car­olina) to see the col­or­ful trees. There were hun­dreds, maybe thou­sands of us dri­ving the windy back roads enjoy­ing nature’s beauty, but there was just our one car from the Club, seems the rest of them were just there coincidentally.

The weather was absolutely per­fect for leaf peep­ing and the roads were mostly uncrowded. We ended up at Black Rock Moun­tain State Park near Clay­ton, GA where the club has vis­ited sev­eral times before on these excur­sions. Instead of opt­ing for the mega-meal at the Dil­lard House just up the street we drove the 35 miles to Clarkesville (where the rock group the Mon­kees are from) to eat at Zanzo Ital­ian Cafe where we you get the best Ital­ian food this side of, well, Italy. Two words: Baked Ziti.

Some­where in north­ern Geor­gia, the Emperor zoomed past the eighty-three thou­sand mile mark.

We got home a touch more than 12 hours after we left it, tired, wind burned and com­pletely sat­is­fied. We would have gone right to bed, but see­ing as we were going to get an extra hour of sleep, we opted to watch episodes 8, 9 & 10 of Sea­son 2 of Mad Men.

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Title Wanted

This photo was taken by Donna as I wound my way up the many switch­backs to the entrance to Black Rock Moun­tain State Park yesterday.

Not sat­is­fied with dri­ving over 400 miles on Sat­ur­day we decided to drive 60 miles (one way) for lunch today. We met Donna’s cousin Lau­rie in Colum­bia at Cal­i­for­nia Dream­ing where we caught each other up on the doings of the respec­tive branches of the fam­ily tree. We rode to there with the top up because we took the inter­state, but on the way home it was down because we trav­eled the two lane back roads on the another per­fect autumn afternoon.

We fin­ished watch­ing the last 3 episodes of Mad Men tonight and now have to wait until July of ’09 for new shows…

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The Other 48 Days

We have spent the first 30 shows cov­er­ing what has hap­pened to the sur­vivors of the front sec­tion of Flight 815 in their 48 days on the island. Show 31 gives us the Reader’s Digest Con­densed Ver­sion of all forty-eight days for the tail sec­tion sur­vivors and it ain’t pretty.

Don’t Mess With Old People

An old prospec­tor shuf­fled into town lead­ing an old tired mule. The old man headed straight for the only saloon in town to clear his parched throat.

He walked up to the saloon and tied his old mule to the hitch rail. As he stood there brush­ing some of the dust from his face and clothes, a young gun­slinger stepped out of the saloon with a gun in one hand and a bot­tle of whiskey in the other.

The young gun­slinger looked at the old man and laughed, say­ing, “Hey old man, have you ever danced?”

The old man looked up at the gun­slinger and said, “No, I never danced, and I’ve never wanted too.”

A crowd had gath­ered quickly and the gun­slinger grinned and said, “Well, you old fool, you’re gonna’ dance now,” and started shoot­ing at the old man’s feet. The old prospec­tor in order not to get a toe blown off or his boots per­fo­rated, was soon hop­ping around like a flea on a hot skil­let and every­body was laugh­ing fit to be tied.

When the last bul­let had been fired, the young gun­slinger, still laugh­ing, hol­stered his gun and turned around to go back into the saloon. The old man turned to his pack mule, pulled out a dou­ble bar­reled shot-gun, and cocked both ham­mers back.

The loud, audi­ble dou­ble click’s car­ried clearly through the desert air. The crowd stopped laugh­ing imme­di­ately. The young gun­slinger heard the sounds, too, and he turned around very slowly. The quiet was almost deaf­en­ing. The crowd watched as the young gun­man stared at the old timer and the large gap­ing holes of those twin bar­rels. He found it hard to swal­low. The bar­rel of the shot­gun never wavered in the old man’s hands.

The old man said, “Son, did you ever kiss a mule’s ass?”

The young bully swal­lowed hard and said, “No sir, but I’ve always wanted to.”

Mad Men Madness

My lat­est obses­sion is Mad Men and I got the full Monty going, I may need to add an acronym (maybe TDTVS2). My com­puter wall­pa­per is a cleaned up ver­sion of the show’s logo and my cur­rent screen­saver (myp­ics, that comes with XP) cycles through pic­tures in a folder that is chock full of these.

Don Draper: Adver­tis­ing is based on one thing: Hap­pi­ness. And you know what hap­pi­ness is? Hap­pi­ness is the smell of a new car… It’s free­dom from fear. It’s a bill­board on the side of the road that screams with reas­sur­ance that what­ever you’re doing is okay. You are okay.

I want my (old style, back when they played music videos) MTV! Well now I can have it online, but I have to pick the tunes out by myself. Where the heck is Martha Quinn when you need her?

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Collision

In Episode 32 of 82 Shan­non gets shot for the third time (once at the end ep #30, then again in the tailie recap and again tonight in the begin­ning of this one to lead in.) The off island flash­backs give us the story of Shannon’s acci­den­tal killer, ex-LA cop Anna Lucia Cortez.

Voting Expectations

Rachel Menken: It’s nice the way you han­dled that. It’s hard to get caught in a lie.
Don Draper: Well, it wasn’t a lie. It was…ineptitude with insuf­fi­cient cover.

Because this is our long days week we have to go in an hour early which is fully a half hour before the polls open in South Car­olina, so we couldn’t vote early on our way into work. Sev­eral peo­ple who come in at 7:00 reported see­ing long lines of peo­ple wait­ing at polling places they passed on the way in.

We checked the net dur­ing the day and read about the long lines at the polls because of the record turn out. A cou­ple of folks slipped out dur­ing the day and came back with sto­ries of about an hour wait.

Today was our monthly hair­cut appoint­ment after work which nei­ther one of us wants to miss because get­ting another open­ing would push it into semi-distant future and jeop­ar­dize our coif­fure cou­ture, mean­ing we would have less than an hour before the polls closed.

This all added up to us expect­ing a looong wait to vote tonight. We had snacks for stand­ing in line. I brought a paper­back to pass the time. When we drove up to the school where we vote the park­ing lot was nearly empty. Had they closed already? Was there an issue with the vot­ing machines? Did they change our polling place and not change the County’s website?

We walked in, walked up to the poll work­ers, showed our driver’s license & voter reg­is­tra­tion card, had a poll worker prime the machine, touch, touch, touch, touch, done, Took all of 5 minutes.

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What Kate Did

(33/82) So far on island we have seen Kate’s mug shot and know that she was hand­cuffed on the plane while being escorted by a fed­eral mar­shal. Off island we have seen her being appre­hended by that Mar­shall in Aus­tralia, rob a bank to get a toy plane, get the owner of that small plane killed when he helps her sneak to see her sick mother.

Tonight we found out just what she did to get her­self in trou­ble with the Feds (if you gloss over that whole bank rob­bing thing), she blew up her bio­log­i­cal father and the house he was passed out in.

Kate, both on and off the island, sees a black horse. WTF? Is it the same horse? It must have some lit­er­ary mean­ing that escapes me. Maybe the answer is here, but I don’t feel like read­ing all 11 pages to find out.

Stand Still Already

I’ve changed the back­ground…again. The tar­tan was kinda cool, but I wanted some­thing a lit­tle more in keep­ing with my cur­rent obses­sion (I’d call this blog that, but Rick beat me to it) Mad Men, so I opted for some­thing from my old pal Jen at Pixel Decor. She has a ton of 50s — 60s back­grounds for per­sonal wall­pa­per use. For web site use you need per­mis­sion. Last time I asked she replied (and I may be para­phras­ing here), “For your per­sonal blog, of course, feel free.”

I’m assum­ing that would still stand today, if not, let me know Jen, and I’ll cease and desist. Also if you think it an aber­ra­tion for to me to grayscale one of the mono chunky pat­terns and reduc­ing it in size by 25%, yell at me, I can prob­a­bly take it.

Roger Ster­ling: I bet there were peo­ple in the Bible, walk­ing around com­plain­ing about kids today.
Don Draper: Kids today, they’ve got no one to look up to. ‘Cause they’re look­ing up to us.

I have also started to sep­a­rate my inane and some­what point­less TDTVS episode recaps into their own posts so the whole episode title equals post title thing will make more sense when I start wit­ting about my real world as opposed to J.J. Abrams’ made up one.

We rode the tan­dem to work today, so the Emperor stayed in the cas­tle all day. The Royal Den­tist vis­ited and the vam­pire teeth came out until next October.

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Couldn’t Do It

We came home from work, packed our bags and packed them in the car because we were head­ing off to HHI for the week­end right after the MMC monthly meet­ing. This month we were meet­ing at Rae’s Coastal Cafe in Augusta and because the food and atmos­phere are so good there we always get a big turn out. Tonight was no excep­tion, there were 15 peo­ple in atten­dance. The Club was no the only large party in the place at that hour either, there were two more (with one right behind us), so the nor­mally quiet place was boom­ing. So much so that con­ver­sa­tion was only just pos­si­ble with your imme­di­ate neigh­bor and only by prac­ti­cally shouting.

Large groups equals long wait for ser­vice and an extended din­ing time, crowded restau­rant equals too much noise to hold a meet­ing, so by the time every­one had fin­ished eat­ing, we regrouped out­side and had a short meet­ing it was well past 8:30. We knew we would get to HHI late, but with at least a 3 hour drive from Augusta we were look­ing a very late night.

Because we were in Geor­gia and the eas­i­est way to get to where we were going was to go back into South Car­olina and pass close by home we chick­ened out and decided to sleep in our own bed.

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The 23rd Psalm

Episode 34 of 83 was cen­tered around a new for Sea­son 2 sur­vivor from the tail sec­tion, Mr. Ecko. This was one of the bet­ter episodes so far. Partly because his back story was so inter­est­ing, but also because of how it inter­twined to what was hap­pen­ing on the island with the dual themes of reli­gion and drugs.

The Hunting Party

Jack-centric episode 35 of 83 was almost as bad an episode as yesterday’s was good. The off island flash­back felt forced and unbe­liev­able and was there just to show one side of him that related to his on island action. Between those two sto­ries they have turn Jack into a less lik­able char­ac­ter. Even the lying, cheat­ing, steal­ing con man Sawyer is more sympathetic.

Nice Day All Around

Even though is was still quite chilly, we put the top down in Willis­ton and as we drove south and east the tem­per­a­ture warmed into a per­fect fall day. We got to the condo, checked in and headed right out for an over-stuffed sand­wich from Gruby’s New York Deli. After shop­ping we returned to the condo and set­tled in. I read and Donna napped.

Because we didn’t have time on Thurs­day, we watched two episodes of TDTVS with our heat up pizza din­ner. It wasn’t until after that when it was fully dark that we took our first walk on the beach. There was a ¾ moon high in the sky which was enough to rel­e­gate the flash­light to quick peeks to make sure we didn’t step on a beached whale or some­thing. Because of the time of the year we saw no one else at all on our short half hour stroll.

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Saturday on HHI

We got up and had break­fast on the bal­cony (see yes­ter­days post for the view) and even though the temps were in the lower 60s it still felt warm enough because the sun was right there 20º above the hori­zon (Donna had to wear her sun­glasses.) We then took a nice long stroll on the nearly deserted beach. When it is low tide like that the beach is about 50 yards wide and there were more gulls stand­ing at water’s edge than there were peo­ple within eyesight.

Around 9:00AM Donna (Hors­man) the Condo Queen came over for our photo safari. She needed pic­tures of 3 con­dos for the web page. One was inte­rior updates in the one we were stay­ing at because the liv­ing room and din­ing fur­ni­ture were new. I had taken them already yes­ter­day before we started strew­ing our stuff around, so we already had one down. The sec­ond one was an ocean front unit on the sec­ond floor of the A Build­ing. When Donna opened the door she could see right away we weren’t going to be tak­ing pic­tures, all the fur­ni­ture was pushed in to the cen­ter of the rooms as it was being repainted. The Queen was dis­pleased because she told him we would be tak­ing pic­tures today and he said he would be done. Things hap­pen, so we moved onto the third condo. This was a two bed room unit in Admiral’s Row and it is amaz­ing how much big­ger it is com­pared to the sin­gle bed room places. It was ready, so I snapped away. We then parted ways and told her we would see her about 5 that after­noon for din­ner, my Donna was mak­ing sish-ka-bobs for grilling, while DTCQ was mak­ing pota­toes and a cob­bler for dessert.

We watched another disc of An Unsuit­able Job For A Woman. Unfor­tu­nately this is the last one done, so now I have to find another British mys­tery show to watch. We then went out and vis­ited the end of a Fall Fes­ti­val at a local church and before hav­ing some lunch. The after­noon was spent watch­ing three episodes of Law & Order between cat naps.

Din­ner was won­der­ful and after­ward the three of us took a 3 mile walk around the bike paths in Hilton Head Plan­ta­tion where Casa Hors­man is. DTCQ and I quickly ran over the ver­biage changes needed on the site and we made ten­ta­tive plans to return over Thanks­giv­ing week­end to pho­to­graph the one condo, if it is finished…

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Sunday

One more walk on the beach before load­ing up the car and we were on the road to Aiken by 8:00 AM. We like to get home so we can eat lunch at the house, plus we need the rest of the after­noon to gro­cery shop for the com­ing week and do the laun­dry with­out feel­ing rushed.

We also had time to watch a movie, rake leaves (front yard only) and I washed/vacuumed the sea salt/beach sand off/out of the Emperor.

Now I just have to tweak and re size the pho­tos and edit the text for the condo web page, then type up the MMC meet­ing min­utes from Thurs­day — tomorrow.

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Fire + Water

Halfway through Sea­son 2 in Episode 36 of 83 we get another well writ­ten story that inter­twines the off island flash­backs with the on island action. This episode is Charlie-centric and we see him try­ing to save his drug addicted brother, but it breaks up their rela­tion­ship and their band Drive Shaft. On island he has dreams and sleep walks con­vinced he must save Claire’s baby Aaron, but all he does is make peo­ple think he is using heroin again and breaks up his rela­tion­ship she and her son.

I’m A Winner

Thanks to the insistence of a co-worker (Hi Mark!) I registered at drpepper.com to play along with their current promotion. I have so far steadfastly refused to sign up for any of these soda company promotions as it seems as if the value reward is nowhere near worth the effort. (I can't say the real good payouts are too far between to warrant participation because after all I'm plunking a buck down twice a week in the state lottery.)

Don Draper when asked how he likes smoking pot: I feel like Dorothy, everything just turned to color.

The Dr Pepper promotion promises "1 in 6 Wins! Fan­tas­tic Prizes.” so how could I resist. After a cou­ple weeks and enter­ing 5 codes from 20 oz. Diet Dr. Pep­per bot­tles all I had ever got­ten was “Sorry, try again.” I fig­ured that num­ber six would be a win­ner, they promised. Bas­tards. Liars. “Sorry try again.”

When I tore the box up from my 12 pack in the home fridge to throw away I noticed that there was a game code on the inside. What the heck, I’m already signed up and besides now it becomes a test to see just how long it will take to win something.

Didn’t take long as seven was my lucky num­ber. What did I win? The Grand Prize, a trip for two to a col­lege foot­ball con­fer­ence cham­pi­onship game? Nope. Third Prize, an Aero Tail­gater Chair? No chance. Sev­enth Prize, an XL Dr Pep­per t-shirt? Hah! Tenth Prize, a Dr Pep­per Cell Phone? No sir. I just won 1 of 23,028,000 Fif­teenth Prizes, a Dr Pep­per Foot­ball Com­puter Wall­pa­per (Aver­age Retail Value: $.99)

Yippee!

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The Long Con

I’m think­ing I’m going have to defer to my wife’s super­vi­sor Bran­don on this now. He once asked me which sea­son of TDTVS was my favorite and I said, “One.” He said , “Two.” Tonight’s sec­ond sea­son episode, num­ber thirty seven of eighty two, was Sawyer cen­tric and the writ­ers have really hit their stride. The off island flash­back con­cerned Sawyer’s intri­cate dou­ble con on a woman. While on island Sawyer, cons Locke into inad­ver­tently hand­ing over the islander’s gun stash with the help of recent pariah Char­lie and an unknow­ing assist from Kate.

Sun-Hwa Kwon

I'm still lacking Charlie from completing my collection of all of McFarlane's LOST Series 1, but snuck in a victorious bid on Sun from Series 2. She has been selling for around $15, without including any shipping, which is my max bid on these figures, so Sun has been out of reach. But this auction started the bidding at 99 cents. The shipping was $11.00, so I bid $4 making my total cost fifteen. Maybe the high shipping scared everyone off because I won with the minimum bid.

If Sun is indicative of all the Series 2 figures, McFarlane learned a few things from the Series 1 pieces. All of the first figures had a large cardboard diorama backing that consisted of a blurry image of what was behind the figure in the episode the pose came from that was awkwardly attached to the base, Sun has none of that. Each character came with a separate 1" x 3" x 3" battery operated box that emitted 3 or 4 sayings in Series 1, Sun has that box built into her base.

Series 2 con­sists of Sun, her hus­band Jin-Soo Kwon, Mr. Eko and Sawyer. Jin & Eko have been going for close to my $15 limit and seems pur­chasable, but the Sawyer fig­ure on the other hand must be really pop­u­lar because has been going for the mid twenty dol­lar range and I think I’ll have to get lucky with him like I did with Sun.

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Kissing a Nun

A cab­bie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab dri­ver won’t stop star­ing at her. She asks him why are you star­ing. And he replies, “I have a ques­tion to ask you but I don’t want to offend you.

She answers, ‘My dear son, you can­not offend me. When you’re as old as I am and have been a nun a long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about every­thing. I’m sure that there’s noth­ing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.”

Well, I’ve always had a fan­tasy to have a nun kiss me.”

She responds, “Well, let’s see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be sin­gle and #2 you must be Catholic.”

The cab dri­ver is very excited and says, “Yes, I am sin­gle and I’m Catholic too!”

The nun says “OK, pull into the next alley.”

He does and the nun ful­fills his fan­tasy. But when they get back on the road, the cab dri­ver starts cry­ing. “My dear child, said the nun, why are you crying?”

For­give me sis­ter, but I have sinned. I lied, I must con­fess, I’m mar­ried and I’m Jewish.”

The nun says, “That’s OK, my name is Kevin and I’m on my way to a Hal­loween party.”

(a lit­tle late for Hal­loween, but thanks Rae.)

One Of Them

Episode 38 of 82 tells us how Sayid becomes a tor­turer for the US at the end of the first Gulf War, while on the island he gets to use those skills on a per­son that the French Chick has cap­tured in one of her snare traps. She says that he is one of the “Oth­ers” and not to be trusted, the cap­tured party says he is just a cross pacific bal­loon­ist that crashed on the island 4 months ago. His name is Henry Gale which is also the name of Dorothy’s uncle in the Wiz­ard of Oz. It is also the name of an Amer­i­can physi­cist in the early 1900s who worked at the Mount Wil­son Obser­va­tory in Pasadena, CA.

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Maternity Leave

Episode 39 of 82 con­cerns Claire, now and before. For the first time a flash­back doesn’t go off island or pre crash, it con­cerns a miss­ing 2 week chunk of Claire’s mem­ory from back in the first sea­son when she was kid­napped from the beach by a per­son who was not on the plane.

Oh Goody

At work a big chunk of the pro­duc­tive part of today was spent star­ing at nearly worth­less PC. Half of every­thing that most peo­ple need to do their jobs and one major item, email, are con­trolled through servers in New Jer­sey and it seemed like maybe some­body parked their truck on the net­work hose and didn’t real­ize it. Started some­time mid morn­ing and after lunch we got par­tial con­nec­tiv­ity back and received this email:

From: Xxxxxx, Xxxxxxx [INDAUTO/ASCONUM/FP]
Sent: Thurs­day, Novem­ber 13, 2008 1:08 PM
Sub­ject: NETWORK OUTAGE

All Employ­ees:

Our Dat­a­cen­ter is still expe­ri­enc­ing net­work prob­lems as a result of sev­eral out­ages by our local tele­com car­rier. We have failed-over to a backup link and will con­tinue to work on restor­ing the pri­mary link. We are severely lim­ited in band­width so please sus­pend all non-work related web/internet activ­i­ties until our pri­mary link is restored. We apol­o­gize for any incon­ve­nience this may cause and thank you for your patience and under­stand­ing. If you have any ques­tions, please call me at the num­bers listed below.

Xxxxxx Xxxxxxx
Man­ager, Net­work Systems

The high­light­ing is just as it came from the sender. My favorite part is the red let­ter words, “please sus­pend all non-work related web/internet activ­i­ties” because I could swear that every employee has to sign off on a com­puter usage pol­icy that expressly for­bids using the net for any­thing non-business. I’m think­ing that because this man­ager has to remind us not to use it for non-work, that per­haps he must think it is OK in other times to use it that way.

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The Whole Truth

Episode #40 of 82 is about Sun & Jin and their pre-crash attempts at hav­ing chil­dren and their post crash dis­cov­ery, in spite of doc­tors telling them they couldn’t be par­ents, that Sun is pregnant.

The Federalist Papers

Nor­mally in my cir­cle of office mates, the con­ver­sa­tions that fill up the large gaps between actual engi­neer­ing work con­sists of sports or movies or food, but with the recent pres­i­den­tial elec­tion there has been a lot of chat­ter about pol­i­tics. In a recent dis­cus­sion my imme­di­ate super­vi­sor asked me where I kept my copy of the Con­sti­tu­tion so he could prove one point or another. I replied that I didn’t have one, but could Google him up one if he desired. He said, “Never mind, I’ll go get mine.” “You have one?” I asked. He said sure, it is in the back of my copy of The Fed­er­al­ist Papers.

Now I’m sure I must have learned about these papers some­where in my admit­tedly dodgy edu­ca­tional expe­ri­ence, but couldn’t come up with what they were. He came back and handed me a nor­mal sized paper­back, that seemed sub­stan­tially weighty (like Krispy Kreme dough­nuts) and was full of 85 let­ters to the edi­tor sort of essays, writ­ten by Alexan­der Hamil­ton, James Madi­son & John Jay in 1787–78 to explain the need for and explain why the state of New York should rat­ify the pro­posed Constitution.

To say that defi­cien­cies may be pro­vided for by req­ui­si­tions upon the States, is on the one hand to acknowl­edge that this sys­tem can­not be depended upon, and on the other hand to depend upon it for every thing beyond a cer­tain limit. Those who have care­fully attended to its vices and defor­mi­ties as they have been exhib­ited by expe­ri­ence or delin­eated in the course of these papers, must feel invin­ci­ble repug­nancy to trust­ing the national inter­ests in any degree to its oper­a­tion. Its inevitable ten­dency, when­ever it is brought into activ­ity, must be to enfee­ble the Union, and sow the seeds of dis­cord and con­tention between the fed­eral head and its mem­bers, and between the mem­bers themselves.

That is but a small excerpt from #30, Con­cern­ing the Gen­eral Power of Tax­a­tion, and now I can see why the book felt so heavy.

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The Best Mr. Miata A Man Can Get

Down­town Aiken is quiet at 7:45 AM on a Sat­ur­day morn­ing, but that was about to change, the Master’s Miata Club was com­ing for break­fast and the sounds of hun­dreds of buzzing sports cars would soon be bounc­ing off the empty walls. Well, maybe tens of cars with raspy exhausts. Ok, a few two seaters zip­ping around. Actu­ally one Miata coast­ing qui­etly to a stop in front of the Sugar Mag­no­lia Cafe.

Today was the Novem­ber edi­tion of the MMC monthly break­fast and nobody came, Donna and I were unfazed and ate a deli­cious meal. I had the French Toast and she had the Eggs Benedict.

Roger Ster­ling to Joan: Aren’t you even going to have any of this? Look, we’ve got Oys­ters Rock­e­feller! Beef Welling­ton! Napoleons! We leave this lunch alone, it’ll take over Europe.

Post title cour­tesy of The Adver­tis­ing Slo­gan Gen­er­a­tor.

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Two Out Of Three Ain’t Bad

Now don’t be sad.…

We sat down to watch The Dar­jeel­ing Lim­ited this after­noon, it was the final chap­ter of my Indian (Ben­gali) Tril­ogy from Net­flix. The first movie was The Name­sake which we watched a cou­ple weeks ago. It was def­i­nitely not a “Hol­ly­wood” movie in that is was more of a slice of life, that of a first born Indian immi­grant, than a flat­u­lent based com­edy or explo­sion filled action flick. We both enjoyed the movie and were rewarded with learn­ing a bit about the Ben­gali cul­ture. The sec­ond movie was Out­sourced and it was more main­stream in that it was a roman­tic com­edy, but it had a non-traditional happy end­ing. Once again we both enjoyed the movie and learned that although India looks like a mag­i­cal and excit­ing place, these movies are as close as we want to get.

When I popped in the DVD for The Dar­jeel­ing Lim­ited there was a short movie that pro­ceeded it called Hotel Cheva­lier labeled as Part 1, so I opted to start there. After watch­ing about 5 min­utes of it, I jumped ahead to the actual movie remark­ing, “I hope the movie is bet­ter than this.” After 11 min­utes we both looked at each other and said simul­ta­ne­ously, “I guess not.” I hit eject. Well, 2 out of 3 ain’t bad.

We started the week­end by watch­ing the the first four episodes of Sea­son 3 of Boston Legal.

Denny Crain: Denny Crain!

The actual legal work on this show is laugh­able, but the humor in the William Shatner/James Spader parts more than makes up for it. After the loser Dar­jeel­ing flick we decided to pop in a disc of Fire­fly and watched a cou­ple of episodes.

River: Two by two. Hands of blue. Two by two.

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Lockdown

Halfway done, Lock­down is episode #41 of 82 and appro­pri­ately it cen­ters around John Locke. The off island flash­back shows how John is totally locked to the whims of his con man father. After attend­ing the father’s funeral he is shocked when a few days later the “deceased” shows up request­ing help. He needs Locke to go and retrieve the money he stole from a cou­ple of very bad dudes by unlock­ing a safety deposit box. On island, John has to enlist the aide of sus­pected bad guy Henry Gale, who he has unlocked from his cell, when he gets stuck under a blast door that auto­mat­i­cally closes as part of the tit­u­lar Lock­down. While trapped under the door he gets a brief glimpse of a strange map.

Wait a Minute, I Know Her

As I men­tioned we are re-watching Fire­fly, we are now about 3/4 done, and had a eureka moment early on in the episode Trash. We meet for the sec­ond time a char­ac­ter named Saf­fron that “mar­ried” Mal and hijacked Seren­ity leav­ing it and its crew head­ing for a 26th cen­tury chop shop. This time she is mar­ried to one of Mal’s old war bud­dies and named Brid­get. A fight ensues caus­ing Monty to leave his bride behind in the clutches of revenge minded Mal. Brid­gett, the smooth con woman she is, con­vinces Mal to bring her along because she has a sure­fire plan to steal a price­less arti­fact. As the intro cred­its roll I see a name that looks famil­iar. When Brid­gett and Mal break into a house to steal the object, the owner walks in and rec­og­nizes Brid­gett as his long lost wife, Yolanda. Despite her best efforts Yosaff­bridge is foiled in her attempt to dupe the crew of Seren­ity out of the loot, mostly thanks to Inara.

Despite my rec­og­niz­ing the name and instantly rec­og­niz­ing who she was play­ing, I spent the rest of the show star­ing at her, some­times I was sure that is who I thought it was and other times think­ing no way. After watch­ing the episode I hus­tled over to IMDB and sure enough it was Christina Hen­dricks, Saffron/Bridgett/Yolanda was Joan from Mad Men.

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Dave

(42/82) Hur­ley is tonight’s episode’s cen­tral char­ac­ter, both on and off the island. Both on and off island scenes con­cern Dave, that’s him in the pic­ture with Hur­ley, and is a fig­ment of Hurley’s imag­i­na­tion that that resists change. In the Santa Rosa Men­tal Health Insti­tute he tries to keep him from com­ing to grips with his grief over hav­ing (in his mind) caused the deaths of two peo­ple and to keep him from los­ing weight. On the island he is man­i­fested when Libby, a tail sec­tion sur­vivor, tries to help Hur­ley to lose some weight too, but per­haps Dave is also there to pre­vent Hur­ley from devel­op­ing a rela­tion­ship with Libby.

Top Update

After nearly 4 weeks and 3 dozen top tran­si­tions the new roof has stretched enough that latch­ing it is as easy as it used to be with the old roof. There is still a extra push required on the back win­dow to get it to fold down. I’ve done it enough so it has become sec­ond nature and barely notice­able in the top down process, but I worry about the stress on the mate­r­ial sur­round­ing the glass. Maybe it will loosen up more in another month or so.

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S.O.S.

Episode #43 of 82 intro­duces us to the Rose and Bernard back story and is another fine exam­ple the writ­ers relat­ing the on island story to the off island one. We see how they met, the mar­riage pro­posal and after they are mar­ried how they ended up in Aus­tralia, Rose is dying and Bernard tries to fix her by arrang­ing a visit to a faith healer. Bernard wanted to fix the survivor’s plight by mak­ing a giant S.O.S., but aban­dons the plan when he finds out that that where the faith healer failed, the island suc­ceeded. Rose says she is cured, she can feel it.

Wordless Wednesday

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Two For The Road

Num­ber 44 of 83 with just 3 remain­ing in Sea­son 2. This is Anna Lucia cen­tric and here the show takes a darker turn. After Sun & Jin set­tled in all happy once they find out she is preg­nant, last episode’s love story show with with Rose & Bernard, a bud­ding romance between Hur­ley & Libby and a steamy jun­gle quickie between Anna Lucia and Sawyer this show ends with a major betrayal and two mur­ders by gun­shot. It seems as if Michael will stop at noth­ing to get his son back.

I Missed Again

It hap­pened 3 weeks ago and it hap­pened again this past Tues­day, I missed House. You would think that with only one TV that I need to remem­ber to watch, I’d remem­ber it, but you’d be wrong.

I down­loaded the tor­rent overnight and just got through watch­ing it. It was a nicely writ­ten episode with a cou­ple of story lines that melded the med­ical mys­ter­ies with fam­ily rela­tion­ship issues, up to and includ­ing the broth­erly rela­tion­ship between House and Wil­son. The med­ical parts were their usual all over place guess­ing and test­ing before stum­bling on the right solu­tion, as to whether they were med­ically well writ­ten, I’ll defer to the expert — Scott.

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No, It Is NOT OK!

When Auto­CAD crashes it pops up a dia­log box that reads some­thing like this — FATAL ERROR: Unhan­dled Access Vio­la­tion Read­ing 0x000c Excep­tion at 654bdec7h — and under­neath there is one but­ton to push, the but­ton that you know when you push you will lose all the work you’ve done in the last half hour, and that but­ton is labeled OK.

No, it is not OK. Maybe it should read We’re Sorry or You Are So Screwed or maybe it should read my per­sonal favorite Auto­CAD Crash Slo­gan — It Always Goes Faster The Sec­ond Time You Draw It.

?

This episode returned to the good writ­ing that entan­gled both the off island flash­back of Mr. Eko and his on island story. Through his dreams (or reli­gious visions) he insists that he and Locke search the jun­gle for the ? which leads them back to the wreck­age of the small plane in which Mr. Eko found the remains of his priest brother. Locke has a dream which shows Mr. Eko where to go, enabling him to see the ?, which turns out to be another hatch. Inside the hatch they watch another ori­en­ta­tion film which cause Locke to lose his faith in the but­ton push­ing, but sur­pris­ingly has the exact oppo­site effect on Eko.

84,000 Annoyingly Blinking Cursors

Taunt­ing me.

I have noth­ing really in mind for a post and star­ing at mostly empty title box and the vast expanse of empty text is not really help­ing me con­jure up some­thing. The only thing I have to write about is the oh so exit­ing news that some­time yes­ter­day the odome­ter on the Emperor eas­ing over the eighty-four thou­sand mile mark. And that won’t take up much space, as you can see.

Last week on the way home from work we stopped at Regions Bank and made the last pay­ment on the Miata. The check has cleared, but we are still wait­ing for the title in the mail. Now if only my wife would let me have that “extra” $300 a month to spend as I wanted… :D

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Typealyzer

Run your blog throught the Typealyzer and it will ana­lyze your writ­ing and spit out your psy­cho­log­i­cal type. I know this is prob­a­bly a lot like a horo­scope, so vague as to apply to every­one, but I do see quite a bit of me in here:

ESFP — The Performers

The enter­tain­ing and friendly type. They are espe­cially attuned to plea­sure and beauty and like to fill their sur­round­ings with soft fab­rics, bright col­ors and sweet smells. They live in the present moment and don´t like to plan ahead — they are always in risk of exhaust­ing themselves.

The enjoy work that makes them able to help other peo­ple in a con­crete and vis­i­ble way. They tend to avoid con­flicts and rarely ini­ti­ate con­fronta­tion — qual­i­ties that can make it hard for them in man­age­ment positions.

(except for the whole soft fab­rics, bright col­ors and sweet smells thing)

Sky City

I just saw a trailer for the new movie Aus­tralia and is it just me, but did they totally rip off that theme from TDPM?

Do you think the newest ver­sions of the Chrysler mini­vans (which don’t seem to be too mini any­more) with it’s more angu­lar look is meant as retro in the same mode as the new Bee­tle or the new Camaro?

Dear Fox, I down­loaded the the ille­gally copied & shared bitor­rents of last three episodes of the Ter­mi­na­tor: The Sarah Con­nor Chron­i­cles because I couldn’t watch them directly from your site. I used to be able to watch shows directly, but some­thing has changed since last year. The video herks, then jerks and then the audio becomes unsynced. At first I thought it might be my high speed con­nec­tion had slowed, but I can still watch stuff on ABC.com. Iron­i­cally when it usu­ally hap­pens is at your min­i­mal com­mer­cial breaks, even the ones where there is no actual ad there.

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Carriage Ride

Not for us, but that dog sure as heck seems to be enjoy­ing him­self. On our walk in Hitch­cock Woods this after­noon, even though the park­ing areas were pretty full, we only saw a cou­ple walk­ers, a cou­ple on horse­back and this carriage.

I’m now up to date on Ter­mi­na­tor: The Sarah Con­nor Chron­i­cles, hav­ing watched Episodes 7, 8 & 9 this after­noon. Just like last year dur­ing Sea­son 1 it has taken a while to get back into it, to get the sus­pen­sion of real­ity up to the level required to for­give the unbe­liev­able turns the show takes at times, mak­ing a cou­ple of the last bunch real enjoy­able. They are start­ing to let us in on just how tricky the whole time travel thing is, seems like every time our intre­pid heroes think they have done some­thing to thwart the com­ing of judg­ment day,another thing hap­pens in par­al­lel that keeps the it on track.

Cameron, our hot­tie good Ter­mi­na­tor, in a few places dur­ing episode #8 is shown walk­ing away and she has this way of walk­ing by plac­ing one foot right in front of the other along a straight line. Very robotic look­ing gait, exactly like the walk used by mod­els walk­ing along the fash­ion run­ways. A com­ment from the pro­duc­ers on the human­ity of supermodels?

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3 Minutes

Episode 46 of 82 is the story of how Michael goes out after the “Oth­ers” to get his son Walt back. There is no tra­di­tional off island flash­back, just a jump between present time and flash­backs run­ning back­wards from 13 days prior when Michael left the survivor’s camp to meet up with the present. Michael has always been my least favorite char­ac­ter, I can under­stand his moti­va­tion, every time he gets close to the son he barely knows some one or some­thing gets in the way, but he has always seemed so whiny about it.

Chinese Democracy

Did you remem­ber to go to DrPepper.com yes­ter­day and sign up for your free soda? I did around mid-day and expected a crashed, over­loaded web site, but was dis­ap­pointed by things going smoothly. I will be enjoy­ing my Dr. Pep­per in just 6 to 8 weeks.

I’m not sure what prompted it, but ear­lier this year the Dr. Pep­per com­pany promised every­one in Amer­ica a free soda if Guns ‘N’ Roses actu­ally released the long rumored Chi­nese Democ­racy album before the end of 2008. Axl Rose and friends came through, releas­ing the album yes­ter­day. Dr Pep­per, true to their word, gave away a free soda cer­tifi­cate yes­ter­day to any one who lived in the US and filled out a form on their web site between 12:01 Sat­ur­day night and 11:59 on Sun­day night.

I’ve seen var­i­ous lengths of time that the album has been in the works, from over a decade to a more accu­rate guesses of 14 or 17 years. My favorite quote is this one:

The new album dropped Sun­day after fans held on through 17 years of myr­iad false starts and pro­duc­tion delays after Guns ‘N Roses began record­ing in 1994.

Fast for­ward to the future? 1994 + 17 = 2011, I thought we were still in 2008?

I found that in an arti­cle from the New York Daily News that reports a Chi­nese news­pa­per calls the album as a “ven­omous attack“on the nation. Enjoy. I think the Chi­nese are just pissed that they weren’t eli­gi­ble for a free Dr. Pepper.

P.S. The Dr Pep­per web site is down today, I can’t enter my cap codes to see if I’ve won any­more wall­pa­per, after­ef­fects of yes­ter­day? Or did it go down later in the day yes­ter­day and is still hosed?

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Live Together, Die Alone

Episode 47 of 82 was the 2 hour Sea­son 2 finale. It was jam packed with the return of Desmond, dyna­mite explo­sions, a giant 4-toed foot, even more betrayal from Michael, gun fire, tran­quil­izer darts, hiero­glyph­ics, extreme mag­net­ism, load annoy­ing sounds, bright spec­tral skies and a kiss.

It was pretty much Desmond-centric where see how he got to to the island in the first place, his being suck­ered into push­ing the but­ton, how it might actu­ally be his fault Flight 815 crashed there and in the present how he, along with Locke, let the count­down go past zero with­out push­ing the but­ton and then blows up the hatch.

Most of the other on island antics con­cerned the Fab Four (Jack, Kate, Sawyer & Hur­ley) & Michael trekking across the island so he can “get his boy back.” He finally does and sails off towards free­dom in the Other’s boat given to him for deliv­er­ing our main char­ac­ters into impris­on­ment. Except for Hur­ley who gets sent back to the survivor’s beach to tell them to stay away. Because it was a two hour show you get 2 pictures.

Junior Man Onboard

Don’t know if you have been keep­ing up with this story or not, but appar­ently the last shut­tle mis­sion took a “state of the art” urine-purification sys­tem for water recy­cling up to the Inter­na­tional Space Sta­tion. They must have bought it at Big Lots because when they got up there it didn’t work right. Appar­ently there was a hic­cup in the cen­trifuge or some­thing, but now it is fixed.

My ques­tion is who is doing the taste test­ing? Rank has its privileges.

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Happy Thanksgiving

Going away for a cou­ple days to an Inter­net Free zone, check back Sun­day for an excit­ing blow by blow account.…

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A Tale of Two Cities

The Sea­son 3 opener is show num­ber 48 of 82 and opens with a seem­ing nor­mal book club meet­ing in a sub­ur­ban home with absolutely no one we know. Yet. There is what seems like an earth­quake and when it is over thy run out­side, we see a famil­iar face and when they look up there is a jet­liner in the sky break­ing into pieces. This is the Oth­ers watch­ing the arrival of Oceanic Flight 815 a cou­ple months ago. From here we jump to the present where we see Kate get­ting put in a dress to dine with Ben, Sawyer in an ani­mal cage and jack in a room with a giant Plex­i­glas wall. This episode is well struc­tured and we get some fun inter­ac­tion between our love tri­an­gle sur­vivors and their cap­tors, but a lot of time is spent with Jack and this new woman from the Oth­ers, Juliet. The flash­back con­cerns Jack and his divorce from Sarah and his mis­trust of his father. Some­how Jack has been thrust into the hero leader role on the island, but the more we learn of his past the less sym­pa­thetic he becomes.

Thanksgiving on HHI

This morn­ing we slept in, ate break­fast, stood on the bal­cony and watched a bunch of dol­phins swim by, watched the 4 episodes on Disc 2 of William & Mary and then went for a looong walk on the beach. This after­noon and into the evening we had a small turkey din­ner with DTCQ. As usual the mys­te­ri­ous Lisa the Condo Princess was spo­ken of obliquely, but not seen.

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The Glass Ballerina

(49/82) This show was about Sun & Jin, both on island and in flash­backs off, and how they have been deceiv­ing each other in small and large ways. We also check in with the big three and their antics while in cap­tiv­ity. Jack just gets the men­tal beat­ings while Sawyer and Kate get, unbe­liev­ably (if you can get any­more unbe­liev­able than we’ve got­ten so far), enlisted in some sort of chain gang.

Ain’t No Lack of Consumer Confidence Here

After the usual sun­rise, break­fast, walk on the beach thing, Donna and I headed out to help the local retail­ers have a good Black Fri­day. We were not alone. At the first place we stopped at, Tanger Out­lets 2, they were busy, but not so over­crowded that it wasn’t unpleas­ant. But by the time we called it quits at the other Tanger Out­let place the park­ing spots were at a pre­mium. Try­ing to leave got a lit­tle dicey as folks jock­eyed for the scarce spots and clear exit paths. We didn’t go par­tic­u­larly early because we weren’t out to to get big ticket items with big ticket dis­counts and our Christ­mas shop­ping is already fin­ished, we just did a lit­tle clothes and trin­ket shop­ping for ourselves.

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Further Instructions

Episode 50 of 82 is Locke cen­tric and a return to more of a Sea­son 2 style with nice writ­ing that wraps the present on-island hap­pen­ings with the off-island flash­backs. Plus we get zero cov­er­age of the weird­ness that is occur­ring on the “Other” side of the island with Jack, Kate and Sawyer.

When Locke wakes up in the jun­gle after the hatch implo­sion he now doesn’t know what to do, when he found the hatch ini­tially he felt it was his des­tiny to save the world by push­ing the but­ton every 108 min­utes. Then anther hatch was uncov­ered and it seemed to reveal that push­ing the but­ton was all a psy­cho­log­i­cal exper­i­ment and really meant noth­ing. But when he devised a way to pre­vent the but­ton from being pushed, some­thing very pow­er­ful event did occur and the hatch was destroyed. For guid­ance he builds a sweat lodge where he is vis­ited by the dead Boone and is pushed around the Sindey, Aus­tralia air­port in his old wheel­chair until he fig­ures out he has to clean up his mess, i.e. res­cue Mr. Eko who was also inside the hatch and con­se­quently tossed about the island some­where and has been cap­tured by another of the island’s polar bears.

Home Again, Home Again, Jiggidy-Jig!

Because it is the week­end there is no TDTVS and we didn’t have any red envelopes to watch, so we watched the last three episodes of Fire­fly; The Mes­sage, Heart of Gold & Objects in Space. I got to get me one of those Jayne Cobb hats. Win­ter is com­ing ya know.

Jayne: How’s it sit? Pretty cun­ning, don’t you think?

Skipped the sun­rise this morn­ing, weren’t one. Skipped the walk on the beach, rain­ing too hard. Mat­ter of fact, it was going to be rain­ing for the fore­see­able future, so we skipped break­fast too. Emp­tied the trash, packed our bags, loaded up the trunk and started for home.

We did stop in Bluffton for a bagel break­fast. When we gassed up at the cross­ing off I-95 and SC336 the rain had stopped and the skies didn’t look too dark or gray, so we put the top down. Made it all the way to Varnville (about 39 miles) before the rain returned and we returned to the top up con­di­tion. Rained the rest of the way home and I think it has been rain­ing here in Aiken all day.

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Deck The Halls

I know lots of places started dec­o­rat­ing for Christ­mas before Thanks­giv­ing, like who­ever made the Sand Man at HHI. When we went for our morn­ing walk on Thanks­giv­ing morn­ing this was already proudly stand­ing on the beach. We waited until today. Our mas­sive 4–1/2′ ante­date illu­mi­nate conif­er­ous fal­si­ful was erected by the door and Donna spent a cou­ple hours try­ing to put 7′ worth of orna­ments on the much smaller tree. The man­tle was dec­o­rated and thou­sands of Christ­mas themed knick­knacks were scat­tered around the house. I would have put out the flag and the Santa mail­box cover, but it has been rain­ing all day.

We also moved into the “Win­ter Bed­room” on the other side of the house. The plan this year was to have two beds, so I didn’t have to dis­as­sem­ble the one and move every­thing to the other room, but I never did fin­ish the foot board and we never bought the extra queen mat­tress set or frame, so take down, move, put up I did.

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