Derived from a quote by science fiction author Theodore Sturgeon, who once said, “Sure, 90% of science fiction is crud. That’s because 90% of everything is crud.” Oddly, when Sturgeon’s Law is cited, the final word is almost invariably changed to ‘crap’.
We traveled straight to Florence on the interstate to have breakfast with Donna’s cousin (Hi Laurie) and came back entirely off of it. Last night we looked for someplace along the return to catch a walk in the woods, Pointsett State Park fit the bill perfectly. While trying to follow the photo copied trail map we came to where we thought was our additional loop and started along it. It took us about a 1/4 mile before we were positive we were following the park’s border fire break and turned around. Sure enough, about 50 yards down the rejoined trail, there was the plainly marked Hill Top Loop. We are definitely going to make a return trip to this park the next time we are over this way.
Somewhere southwest of Columbia the (recently sponge bathed) Emperor passed through the 87,000 mile mark.
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Although originating in Star Trek, the term “redshirt” has been used in commentary on other action adventure stories, particularly serialized television. As a plot device, redshirts are most commonly used on shows which focus on characters who are prominent members of a larger group. In terms of plot function, redshirts serve to highlight the danger of a situation without forcing writers to sacrifice lead characters.
February is National Heart Month and this coming Friday is Wear Red Day 2009 to support the fight against heart disease in women.
For whatever convoluted reason our company nurse decided to pass around a memo last week to try and get everyone to wear red today, Monday, February 2nd and in spite of what happened to Frogurt while wearing a red shirt in last week’s episode of TDTVS…
…I took my life into my hands and wore a red sweater to work today. Obviously because I am home sitting on the couch in a yellow shirt, nothing bad happened to me on today’s “away mission.”
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WOMAN
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe, well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel, has been through war and doesn’t make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.
After 70, she becomes Tibet, wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages…only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.
MAN
Between 1 and 70, he is like Iran, ruled by nuts.
No time for posting I’m too busy monkeying around with a distro of Linux, Ubuntu 8.10. I’m in for some serious fun as it doesn’t recognize the wireless card in the Dell laptop I’m installing it on.
Back to the command line in a terminal window (those weren’t the days), Step 1 get and install some drivers: sudo apt-get install cabextract
wget ftp://ftp.compaq.com/pub/softpaq/sp34001-34500/sp34152.exe
cabextract sp34152.exe
At first it didn’t install because it didn’t recognize the command ‘cabextract’. When I got that working I couldn’t complete step 2: sudo ndiswrapper –i bcmwl5.inf
Didn’t recognize ‘ndiswrapper.’ I did discover that it will connect to the internet if I plug in the cat5 cable straight from the router. Tomorrow I’ll figure out this wrapper thing.
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Miata Top Transitions since 10/24/08: 106
Not too much time, TDTVS is on in a couple minutes. After tons of typing in cryptic commands in three attempts to get the wireless to work under Ubuntu, I did it, but only after running some temporary commands. I was then led through more typing to make it permanent. When I rebooted, it turned out to have been anything but permanent. I tried the temp fix again and it would have worked, but the thing that turned out to be permanent was the wrong WEP code that I had entered last night it seemed to be preventing me from logging in.
I may just have to reinstall Ubuntu from scratch again. Or maybe I should see if I can find a different distro that does support this wireless card.
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When the Losties left on the Island started jumping around in time I have to admit I was intrigued, I’m a sucker for a time travel story, but after last night it was almost too much, like too much cheesecake can be too much of a good thing.
Sort of seemed like they are doing it to show how clever the writers and producers of the show are. See how smart we are? Remember way back in episode X of season X when character A did that thing in the jungle and there was what appeared to be a throw away comment to soon to be dead character B? Didn’t seem like much at the time, but now, in season 5 episode 4, it is a major plot point that lays out the story arc for character C.
Well I’m hooked now, so, I say:
It’s so dreamy, oh fantasy free me
So you can’t see me, no not at all
In another dimension, with voyeuristic intention
Well-secluded, I see all
With a bit of a mind flip
You’re there in the time slip
And nothing can ever be the same
You’re spaced out on sensation, like you’re under sedation
Let’s do the Time Warp again!
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Miata Top Transitions since 10/24/08: 106
In the off-season when there aren’t any kids around at the pool of this condo complex on the oceanfront of Folly Beach, the seagulls have a good time.
The original plan was to wait until after dinner and going out to take a couple Post Office photos, but everything when awry when I suggested stopping and taking one or two because we were going to pass right by them. Seven Post Offices later we arrived at the hotel in Charleston.
That wasn’t the first time our plans strayed either. We had picked a couple places where we were going to go for a nice long walk in the woods, the first being Givhans Ferry State Park, where there was a 5 mile loop trail around the perimeter. When we opened the trunk at the park Donna asked, “Where’s my hiking boots?” “Oops.” I was wearing mine and somehow forgot to pack hers. All she had was a cheap pair of sneakers to walk in and after calling me a knucklehead, she gamely started on the hike with me. It took us a bit to find the beginning of the shorter loop trail, which according to the map off the net, led to the longer loop. We never did find a connection and after talking to the ranger it turns out it wasn’t a great loss, because that big loop wasn’t really a trail, it just followed an old forest service road.
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We were up before the sun to hunt the wily Post Office. First stop was the Citadel in the dim light of the pre-dawn sky. We didn’t see any building that might fit, so we looped in around the parade ground and back out vowing to return later.
We then snagged the 2 others in “downtown” and headed to the city marina where there was supposed to be a neat place to have breakfast. Only trouble was there was no place to park if you didn’t have a sticker or $12, so over the Cooper River (Arthur Ravenel Jr) Bridge to Mount Pleasant vowing to find another place to eat.
The first Mount Pleasant Post Office was an easy find, followed by Isle of Palms and Sullivans Island, but on the final leg of the loop the second Mount Pleasant PO proved elusive. We had an address, 401 W Coleman Blvd, Suite A and as we traveled along watching the numbers go down some sort of space warping occurred and there was 400 numbers on the odd side of the street (which we wanted) and 600 numbers on the even side. We pulled a u-turn and slowly cruised looking for a Post Office. we found a strip shopping center with an address of 409 but then there was construction and the numbers were back in the 600’s. One more u-turn and further down the street with both sides having 400 numbers we found 401 in a small strip. Suite A was a nail salon with a blue mail box outside. I looked inside and could see no other evidence of postal activity and figured the PO had probably moved on, but I took some photos anyway.
Breakfast was at a small place that I’m sure has been a restaurant of some sort since the place was built in the 60s. There was a local crowd, the service was great and the food was adequate. When I pulled out of the restaurant to head back towards Charleston I passed a place that had small signs by the road for UPS, FedEx, etc. Thinking that maybe that is where the PO had moved to I pulled in and seeing a small USPS sticker on the door took some photos vowing to check on the interweb when we got back in for the day.
For the record, neither place is the Post Office, the second Mount Pleasant PO is now in a different location altogether, which we passed, but didn’t see. There is some internal debate as to whether to go back and take a picture of it. For one it is against a rule made in the beginning to create a list and follow it, no fair updating it, or it might be like painting the Golden Gate Bridge, once you are done it is time to start over and two it would mean yet another trip over the Cooper River Bridge which beside crossing back and forth to get these 4 Post Offices, we made a second trip with the top down for the express purpose of me taking pictures.
Then we made a third round trip to go over and find the terminal of the Charleston Water Taxi at Patriot’s Point so we could take a cheap boat trip, $8 per for a round trip, and get some photos of the Charleston waterfront sights, i.e. aircraft carrier, that bridge, cruise ship, aquarium, etc. Wouldn’t you know it, but the Water Taxi is closed for the season, opens next weekend. We got in the car to drive for lunch, but the fine print on the bottom of the card of the Mediterranean restaurant Donna had picked out was closed on Saturday. We ended up at a seafood place on Shem Creek that was very good, but I still think we would have preferred a gyro.
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Miata Top Transitions since 10/24/08: 110
I looked up that second Mount Pleasant location on the net last night and neither one of yesterday’s places were, as I suspected, the official PO. The actual CPU was about a mile down the road in another shopping center. Amendment 1 to the Post Office Photo Safari Constitution was created today. It reads: While still in the area of an unlocatable Post Office from the Big List, it is perfectly acceptable to search the USPS web site to find the updated Post Office and subsequentially photograph it. So first thing this morning we went back over the Cooper River Bridge, and like yesterday it was just as the sun was coming up. With only a slight bit of drama we found the Mount Pleasant CPU tucked inside a place called Smoker Friendly.
A ten mile dash on I-526 led us to North Charleston where our first originally scheduled Post Office of the day caused a real problem. 1050 E Montague Avenue had a regular blue box outside, along with a blue distribution box, but zero outward signs of actually being a Post Office. The sign hanging off the front and the gold painted letters on the window both proclaimed this was Aunt Bea’s Restaurant. I took a photo anyway, then we circled the block just in case, but no other evidence of postal activity was found.
The next Post Office, according to my Google map, was not too far away at the point where E Montague met up with US52, AKA Rivers Ave. When we got to there though the address numbers were in the low four thousands. Ack. We headed north in the hopes that the blocks were short, they weren’t, after about 5 miles we found the Post Office. Trouble was we now had to back track all that way because there was still one more PO in North Charleston to get. After that we needed to go back north further than that pesky North Charleston PO to get the ones in Goose Creek, Charleston Southern University and Ladson.
Once through with Post Offices the weather had warmed enough that we could drive home with the top down. About 15 miles from home I added Amendment 2 to the Post Office Photo Safari Constitution, to wit: It is acceptable to shoot a new Post Office not on the Big List when it was created several years ago or to retake a Post Office photo if it has been updated or replaced since the Big List was created, only if said Post Office is plainly visible from the driver’s seat while traveling the roads of South Carolina and as long as that travel wasn’t specifically for the purpose of taking a photo of said Post Office.
Almost exactly 5 years ago when we started this adventure, the town of Windsor was using a trailer for their Post Office, in the intervening years the trailer was replaced by a regular building.
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Miata Top Transitions since 10/24/08: 111
Thanks to a comment on yesterday’s post by Paul Wilczynski who is from North Charleston I reduced the total number of South Carolina Post Offices by one to 460. He let me know that there used to be a PO in Aunt Bea’s, but it was closed down a couple months ago. So now after last weekend’s Safari I am down to just 9 remaining Post Offices left to photograph.
Six of these are on military bases throughout the state and it remains to be seen if I am going to do them or not. It will depend on whether I am allowed on the Naval Weapons Station in Goose Creek. The 2 Marine bases in Beaufort, Paris Island and the MCAS have no problem with visitors, I’ve checked. I assume Fort Jackson in Columbia won’t be a problem as they are a Basic Training Depot for the Army and are used to visitors. The 2 Air Force bases have a stricter visitation policy in that you need at least someone stationed there to escort you, I have an in for the Charleston AFB, but for the one in Sumter I don’t. I haven’t yet checked about the Naval Weapons Center, but I can see where they would have a very good rationale not to let civilians on board with a camera. If I can’t get on one base I will not do any of them and will add Amendment 3 to the Post Office Photo Safari Constitution: Seeing as all U.S. Military bases are United States property, they are technically not part of the state of South Carolina, and as such will be stricken from the Big List.
If that happens, we will be down to the final three: A CPU in Beaufort, Saint Helena Island and Daufuskie Island.
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Miata Top Transitions since 10/24/08: 113
I have uploaded this weekend’s PO pictures from the safari. They are viewable in two places, right here on mr-miata.net and on Flickr. I have removed the fancy one I had made up with Jalbum, so the photos could be sorted in several different ways. I hadn’t updated it in a while and to do so with only a few left to do to complete the collection, seemed a waste of time, and I’m not so sure I’ll put it back up.
Now I just have to make up a little paragraph about each Post Office…
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Miata Top Transitions since 10/24/08: 117
“Of course I won’t laugh, I’m a professional nurse. In over twenty years I’ve never laughed at a patient.”
“Okay then,” the man said and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest man thingy the nurse had ever seen. Length and width, it couldn’t have been bigger than a AAA battery.
Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling then fell laughing to the floor. Minutes later she was able to struggle to her feet and regain her composure.
“I’m so sorry,” said the nurse. “I don’t know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won’t happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem ?”
We are planning a two week vacation this year and heading west to do a giant road trip. We are flying and renting a car, so we can get further west than Dallas, which was the last two week Miata driving vacation we took (to go to Miata World 99.)
We are landing in Denver on a Saturday in April and heading north. The first week is pretty much planned out — Mato Tipila, Big Heads, Carhenge, Garden of the Gods and then four days in New Mexico (two here and then two here.) The second week is still up in the air, possible places we might go range from Roswell to Four Corners to the Bonneville Salt Flats (where I want to see just how fast our rental car can go.)
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At the 1989 Chicago Auto Show Mazda unveiled its new sports car, the Miata. Right now twenty years later at the same Chicago Auto Show it is unveiling the freshened third generation version of that same sports car. Motorsports Books has recently published a new book by Larry Edsall, Miata 20 Years, that is an excellent guide to the history of my (and possibly your) favorite car.
If you would like to know how the Miata was born (an auto journalist’s response to a car executive’s question), how it got where it is today (Guinness World Record’s best-selling sports car with over 850,000 made) and everything in between, then this book is for you.
Even if you think you know everything there is to know about the Miata, this book is still for you, as you’re bound to find some stuff you didn’t know. I did, and that is a tall order because I’ve owned three Miatas since 1989, I have a 14 year collection of the original Miata Magazine, I used to read the big mailing list back when (can you say 200 emails a day) and now peruse the Miata.net Forum with regularity.
If you are thinking about buying your first book on the Miata, start with this one, for the list price of $25 you get nearly 200 pages full of information, color photographs and illustrations that will keep you entertained for days.
If you already have a bunch of books on the Miata, this would still make a nice addition just for its trick 2-layer front cover. Looking at the book you see an overhead view of the car with its top up, unfold the right side top flap (lightly magnetized) and now it is an overhead view with the top down.
You can get the book direct from the publisher, on Amazon or possibly your local big box bookstore.**
*I’m not really going to do a weekly book review, I have enough trouble keeping this blog thing filled with regular (and sometimes irregular words), I just wanted a nice title for this post.
**Ethics Disclaimer: The publisher gave me a copy of the book because I said I would write this review.***
***Ethics Disclaimer, Sub Paragraph B: Had I known Miata 20 Years existed before that happened, it would have already been on my Amazon Wish List…
Tonight is the return of T:TSCC on FOX after a lengthy break and I hope that I can dig deep down and retrieve my suspension of disbelief, so I can enjoy this episode like I used to the previous ones.
That is immediately followed by the premier of the new Joss Whedon show Dollhouse. My wife and I both really liked Joss’s Firefly, but we never could abide by Buffy the Vampire Slayer or Angel, so I’m hoping it turns out more like the former and not the later, but from the sneak peak stuff I have seen so far, I’m not optimistic. I will have to have patience and give the show a couple three shots before giving up, remembering that my first attempt at Firefly I turned it off after about 15 minutes.
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Miata Top Transitions since 10/24/08: 119
We got up halfway early for a Saturday and had a nice romantic breakfast at the Waffle House because nothing says love quite like greasy short order food.
Once again, at our closest WH, there were more employees than customers and they were quite boisterous, but we didn’t let that detract from the experience. When the waitress brought over just our double order of scattered and smothered hash browns, as the cook in the background mumbled something about the waffle iron being unplugged, we didn’t let that spoil the mood either (we did get the pecan waffle while we still had half the potatoes left, so really, no harm.) We have vowed that next Valentines Day we will drive out by the Interstate, the Waffle House natural habitat, to see if we will have a nicer time.
I kid, but Waffle House really is on our short list for favorite breakfast places and it should be for you too.
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Miata Top Transitions since 10/24/08: 120
We went for a walk in Hitchcock Wodds today, not just any walk either, it was our inaugural attempt at geocaching. I had loaded about 7 geocaches into the GPS, but we printed out the instructions for one that was accessible from a road that took us to a woods entrance for start. I started down Coker Springs road, even after it turned to dirt (well, actually mud with yesterday’s rain), but stopped a hundred yards down when I came to a berm across the road that looked high enough to strand a Miata. So I backed up the hill to pavement and parked.
We walked back down the road with the GPS in hand and it led us right to the Coker Spring House. We were right there, but after 5 minutes of fruitless searching, we were close, the GPS was reading under 10 feet away at times. I talked Donna into stop looking, go for a walk in the woods and try again on the way out because we had to pass right by there.
About a half mile into the woods I looked at the GPS for the next closest cache and it showed one about a half mile away, but the direction it was in was straight down a trail that had become a shallow stream because of the rain. Next closest was .9 miles away, so we opted to try and find that instead. Trying to follow the directional arrow on the GPS and stay on a trail that took us in the right direction was interesting. When we got within a 1/4 mile we realized that the cache was on the other side of a swamp area and the only way to get to it to go in 3/4 mile circle around the wetland. Close, but because we had already gone almost 2 miles, with about a mile to go to get back to the car, we decided to save that one for another day.
On the way back we took a slight detour to try and find the second cache because we were coming from a drier direction. Until we got close. A short squishy walk on Sand River and the GPS pointer locked hard left — up a 15′ cliff like bank. Retreat down river and then a short walk along the trail (current stream) led to a trail that took us to where the cache should be. With the GPS reading distances in the single digits we milled about for awhile and I lobbied for moving on, Donna would have nothing of it. And it was as if she knew she was that close, because less than a half minute later she shouted, “I got it.”
Fresh from our success we tried for the Coker Springs cache again and another 5–10 minutes of beating bushes resulted in a no find again.
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Miata Top Transitions since 10/24/08: 121
10:30 am — Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm — Milk bones! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm — Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm — Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm — Dinner! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm — Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm — Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm — Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!
The Cat’s Diary
Day 983 of my captivity.
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.
The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates my capabilities. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a “good little hunter” I am. Bastards!
There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of “allergies.” I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.
Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs.
I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released, and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird must be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe.
For now…
Editor’s Note: Looks like dogs Twitter & cats blog.
Today is Alex Ringer’s birthday. Who is Alex Ringer you might ask, I’m not rightly sure. I get a email invite from him each year to take an Enchanted Ceiling photo on the 17th of February and upload it. He also sends me a reminder at the end of December to take a photo on the last day of the year and then on the first day for submission to the Enchanted Ceiling site too and like the lemming I am I do. Here is my 2009 birthday photo:
Uh oh, look at the category for this post. That’s right somehow we have been sucked into this cult. While we did manage to agree not to go to the local geocaching “club” meeting last night, today I spent several minutes poking around in the company’s scrap bins looking for small valve parts to leave in the caches that we do find (instead of green lifesavers) and Donna is already declared that we are going to find at least 10 caches when we go on vacation to the American Southwest in April. The MMC has a breakfast meeting in Waynesboro, GA this Saturday and I spent a half an hour tonight downloading coordinates of the four caches near there into the GPS and printing out the instruction pages for them.
Well, were almost done photographing all the Post Offices in South Carolina…
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There are some nasty looking thunder storm cells headed our way. That is bad on so many levels. First they could bring heavy rains, strong winds and possibly spawn tornadoes. Second, because they are dangerous the local weather guys will be breaking into programing to keep us informed of there progress and that will mean they might interrupt TDTVS. We can’t just not watch it, what will we talk about at work tomorrow around the water cooler? Or third the storms might knock out the power here or in Augusta or the cable and then we’d miss the show entirely.
I had a really cool idea to that involved mixing up a photo rally I did several years back and geocaching to create an event for the MMC. I would give them a set of coordinates to go to where they would find a cache that held another set of coordinates to another cache for another of coordinates which would send them to a restaurant for lunch. Sounds kind of cool, but when I went to my GPS receiver to enter coordinates, there was no place where I could do that. I could get directions to an already entered waypoint, but where is the fun in that, if everyone kows where they are going. Are all GPSs like that? If so, that kind of kills this idea.
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Miata Top Transitions since 10/24/08: 125
The other day I hunted up some scrap valve parts to put in the hundreds of caches we were going find because this ‘sport’ < sarcasm on > seems so easy. < sarcasm off > Well, what I thought was cool, my geocaching partner, who incidentally found the only one we have found so far, after I had given up, thought it was crap.
Back to the drawing board.* Master machinist and follow LOST devotee Mark (Hi Mark) had an idea, there were these little aluminum slugs that were in the same scrap bin, he could engrave something cool on it using one of our CNC machines.
*I love saying that, me being a draftsman and all, because I actually used to literally have go back to the drawing board.
Behold our new Signature Item — names on one side, the coordinates of downtown Aiken on the other:
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Miata Top Transitions since 10/24/08: 126
Because I live in South Carolina and not too far from Georgia the local cable system carries two Public Broadcasting stations, one from each state. Both these two stations, along with almost all the other local broadcasters, changed over to digital broadcasting this last Tuesday the 17th, as originally planned.
Now I don’t watch much TV period, so as a corollary I don’t watch much Public Television. Occasionally there would be something I would like to see there, but could never bring myself to watch it. You see both stations are fairly low powered affairs and the signal picked up by the cable company was, to put it mildly, crap, so the picture was mostly snow. Now that the digital era has dawned, the two public broadcasting stations are coming in almost crystal clear, so I might have to again start looking into what these stations have to offer.
While we are chatting about TV, we went out to dinner with friends tonight and didn’t make it home in time to see T:TSCC, so I’m downloading the torrent right now. We were home in time to see Dollhouse and I didn’t bother. I’ve said it here before and I’ll say it again, both Donna and I loved Firefly, but couldn’t stand Buffy or Angel. Sorry Joss, but we are adding Dollhouse to the list of Couldn’t Stands. I know last week I said I would give it time and perhaps if the internet buzz was huge and critics were claiming it as the best new thing on TV since, well, the last best new thing, I might, but they’re not, so I’m not.
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Miata Top Transitions since 10/24/08: 126
The MMC had a breakfast rally to Waynesboro, Georgia. We went, ate and instead of driving back with the group, we went, that’s right, geocaching.
There were four located in and around downtown, three were listed as easy and one was a difficult, rating 4 out of 5 stars. Based on our results those ratings were pretty much dead on.
Donna was really interested in the difficult one because we had to solve a puzzle, which looked like fun, to get the final coordinates and that was our first planned stop, but when after breakfast the group made a short drive to a local Mennonite bakery we passed right by the location of an easy one. Because it was on our way to the puzzle one, we stopped at the Confederate Cemetery first.
Being recent converts and flush with excitement for our new endeavor we did what any other neophyte might, convert others to our way of life and managed to get two other couples to join us down the rabbit hole. This cache is actually rated 1.5, but we had read the logs (which often contain spoilers) so we had a pretty good idea of what and where it was, so it turned into a 1. Neither Donna nor I found the cache, Rita did. It was literally, the title of this post, and all there was room for was the rolled up paper log. Because we are still novices at this we learned one of the hard and fast rules of geocaching, bring a pen. The only person who had one was Rita’s husband Larry, but it has been traveling, unused, for several years in the pocket of the jacket he was wearing, so was not the best, but we skipped our names and date on the paper. After re-hiding the cache Rudy and Patti (couple #2) had time constraints, so they hightailed it back to Augusta.
Larry & Rita had no other real plans, so they came along with us to tackle the hard one, Historic Fob. Because of the description we knew we needed to visit the courthouse, so we ignored the coordinates for the parking and just found a spot on the street right there. There were 8 questions that the answers to made up the places after the decimal point in the minutes of the coordinates. A couple were head scratchers and one must have been interpreted differently than the four of us did, but an educated guess as to the misinterpretation and we headed to the hiding place of the cache (right across the street from the courthouse.) That’s went it went from bad to worse. The GPS lead us right to one side of the park right near where the Public Works department was working on a water meter or something, a hole in the ground that looked like it had been there awhile. We were there awhile too looking and poking and poking and looking, but with no success. We were disappointed, but shrugged it off because right there at the top of the directions it mentioned that you possibly might not find it.
There was another cache less than a quarter mile away, the Brown Fob, so the four us started walking. We cut through an alley and with about 500 feet to go came to an empty lot and when we looked through it and across the street all four of us simultaneously knew exactly where to find it.
Plugging in the numbers for the fourth, and last cache in Waynesboro, turns out it was 1.17 miles to the south of where we were standing. It was a nice day, so we opted to take a walk. We walked and walked and walked and I checked the GPS, .56 miles left. We walked some more and some more and I checked the GPS and it said .53 miles left. Walk, walk, walk, .49 miles left. The group told me to stop checking or we’d never get there. We walked and walked and walked and we walked so far that we came across the restaurant the Miata Club had had breakfast in. I checked the GPS and it said .36 miles, now we are getting closer. There was some bad news though, the directional arrow was now pointed perpendicular to our southerly route and it was aiming right at the lake the Lakeview Restaurant sits on.
I checked the map and sure enough we in the same situation Donna and I were in last week in the woods, a really long walk to get to the cache after we had already been on a really long walk. The four of us agreed the best thing to do would be turn around, walk the 3/4 mile back the cars and drive to find the the Red Fob. It turned out to be an easy find, only one u-turn required, and because it is still winter so the patch of woods it is hidden in was still barren of leaves.
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It was cold and windy in the morning so we did the sensible thing and stayed indoors eating Girl Scout cookies. But the call of the wild was too great and by afternoon we just had to go outside and try a couple local caches.
The one in Hopeland Gardens sounded pretty simple and we could get a short walk in wandering around the place before finding the cache. We got the short walk in, but the rest eluded us. Both Donna and I took runs at the location and we narrowed it down to about 20 foot of ivy covering just off a trail, but after a little more than 15 minutes we admitted defeat and headed back to the car.
A short drive up Whiskey Road led us to the library and a small park where objective number two was hidden. The GPS led us right to a back corner of the park, but when we came to the boundary fence we still had 13 feet to go, which would have put us quite literally playing in the traffic (if there was any on a Sunday afternoon.) Looking down there was a nice little pile of bricks. AHA! Sure enough there was an ammo can under them. TNLNSL.
The third cache was a 1/2 mile walk down Colleton Ave called Ye Olde Tire Swing even though the swing has been missing since like 2006. We found the marked Long Leaf Pine Tree mentioned in the instructions and the GPS led us right to what looked like a perfect place for hiding a cache, several minutes spent poking around a couple of shrubs left us with nothing but dirty fingernails and a small scratch on my cheek.
So far we are 2 for 6 in Aiken and 3 for 4 out of town, giving us an .500 average. Terrific if you are a baseball batter and not too bad for cache catching, but if we are going to find a lot of these things we better get better. Both finds in Aiken were ammo cans and on the other finds we were accompanied by Larry & Rita from the MMC, so it appears that we will have to only search for ammo cans or the Garners will have to come with us every time we go geocaching.
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We went grocery shopping on Friday afternoon and I bought a small bunch of 4 bananas. Buying bananas always seems to be a chancy proposition, invariably they are either bright green or so ripe they are fit for nothing but an ingredient in banana nut bread. Friday was my lucky day (or so I thought), as the bananas on display were the very definition banana yellow.
Saturday morning I went to peel one of the bananas and I knew I was in trouble because the skin was thick and hard to tear. Ever hopeful, I took a bite, big mistake, it was tough as shoe leather, I spit it out and threw the rest away. Using all the brain power I could muster I determined that these pieces of fruit were not ripe and decided to skip Saturday’s banana and wait until Sunday before eating another.
By Sunday the peeling process was slightly better and the banana was almost al dente, but I choked it down anyway. No banana this morning and I am hopefully that by tomorrow they will be really ripe.
The only way I can explain it is that these bananas have been genetically altered so that they turn yellow when they really should still be green.
The Emperor flipped past the 88,000 mile mark on the way home from Augusta on Saturday.
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Every time the MMC goes out for a breakfast run I take a few pictures, usually shots of the cars in the parking lot, people at the tables, the place we are eating at, what we might be eating, etc. While standing outside the restaurant lining up one more photograph of a row of Miatas I decided no more generic photos. This picture is the result. Fresh & New? Or Lame & Amateurish?
Stumbled on the last half of M, J & S on Fox Movie Channel tonight and instead of watching the news we opted for classic cheese. The cast included a Battle of Network Stars Dream Team: Raquel Welch, Bill Cosby, Dick Butkus & Larry Hagman. The soundtrack listing was fun too, the only mid-seventies band missing was Geronimo Jackson.
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We received our ESPN Magazine in the mail today. Strange thing, all the usual crap cards that are stapled in just fell on the counter. That happened because there were no staples in the magazine.
You can buy 25,000 staples for $5.49 at, where else, Staples. ESPN Magazine has a monthly circulation of nearly 2 million. Eliminating two staples per magazine means they are saving about $10,500 a year.
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OK, we’ve had the new Robbins Streamline Top on the car for 4 months now, time for an update. The top has made well over a hundred transitions and it has stretched out just fine, making the raising and latching of the top a cinch. But putting it down is not the simple unlatch and throw it over your head the OEM was.
I still have to reach back and help the top (front) of the glass window down, by pushing slightly back and down. Doing the maneuver has become almost second nature and doesn’t slow down the operation (unless I fumble it, like I’m apt to do every dozen times or so.) My concern is to what this will do to the longevity of the top. I can’t help but think in a couple, three years that that extra push along with the aging of the fabric is going to cause a rip along the top or bottom of the glass.
One other little nitpick (and it really is a nit) is that the original top had a short strap that went from the edge of the top between the first and second ribs and attached to the frame which the Robbins Streamline top lacks. The purpose of this was to pull on that bit of the top, tucking it inside the well when the top was lowered. With the Robbins, the top folds up fine, but there is a little ear sticking out of the well that needs poking under when putting the boot on. I think I need a picture to better illustrate my point, but to do so might elevate the nit to a full blown bother.
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The bright yellow bananas that I bought last Friday that weren’t ripe on Monday, I ate the last one this morning and it still wasn’t ripe! We went grocery shopping tonight and I bought some more bananas, I’ll report tomorrow on their ripeness.
If you, like me, don’t think Netflix’s recommendation engine is all that smart, try Jinni. Sorta like Pandora for TV & Movies. Sorta. You can search by entering keywords, themes, mood, place. I’ve tried it a couple of times and my conclusion is they need a bigger database and maybe that be helped along by more people joining… Interested? You have to drop them your email so they can invite you into their “private” beta testing. If you try it, let me know what you think.
If you need a T-shirt that is newsworthy the day you buy it, I have just the shop for you: CNN Shirt. Those short little scrolls at the bottom of your TV screen like “Octopus pulls plug, floods aquarium” can be immortalized in your choice of 6 colors, 2 styles and 5 sizes. How can you resist?
It seems as if the Aiken Bicycle Club has forgotten to renew their web hosting agreement, maybe even on purpose, so a Google search turns up an old link. That Geocities page has me listed as the Secretary and Newsletter Editor. The President, VP and Treasurer are, I think, no longer living around here, so none of their contact info is worth a darn. Neither of my email addresses are valid, but the phone number is still good and last weekend I got not one, but two calls asking about bike rides. There have been others previously on a sporadic basis, but two in two days made me want to do something about it.
I created that page back in the early 90s on Geocities and the page you see is a cookie crumb left behind in 2001 when the ABC went big time and got their own domain. It hasn’t been touched since and there is no way I can remember what the log in info is so I could change it or take it down. Today I used the Yahoo contact page to ask then to take the site down. I’m sure I’m spitting in the wind.
A long, long time ago I created a web site for my local bicycle club. I have moved on and so has the bicycle club, but unfortunately the old Geocities web site has not. I no longer remember the username or password for the site and undoubtedly any email address I used as a contact is no longer valid.
If you search the web for the ABC the first result is the old Geocities site and I am still getting phone calls requesting information I can no longer supply. Is there anyway that the site could be decommissioned on my request?
If not maybe it could be removed for violating your Terms of Service, to wit:
7.2 Prohibited Uses
℗ use your home page (or directory) as storage for remote loading or as a door or signpost to another home page, whether inside or beyond Yahoo! GeoCities;
Thank you for any help in this manner.
There is another Geocities page that comes in a close second when searching the web for the ABC and it also has my phone number listed. I emailed the contact on that page over a week ago and have not heard back from the owner yet. If I had to bet he is in the same boat as I am and has long since forgotten his Yahoo login info too and is too embarrassed to admit it to me. I search ed for his name, Andy Nagai, and found a photography site with the domain of nagaiphotos.com. I know this is the same person because it has the same email address I used to try and contact him. It also listed his phone number (626–392-9506.) A reverse look up of that number results in a California cell phone that may or may not still belong to him (and I’m not paying anything to find out), so maybe I should just call it…
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