Sturgeon’s Law

Ninety per­cent of every­thing is crap.


Derived from a quote by sci­ence fic­tion author Theodore Stur­geon, who once said, “Sure, 90% of sci­ence fic­tion is crud. That’s because 90% of every­thing is crud.” Oddly, when Sturgeon’s Law is cited, the final word is almost invari­ably changed to ‘crap’.

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Miles Per Gallon

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87,000 Pieces Of Spanish Moss

We trav­eled straight to Flo­rence on the inter­state to have break­fast with Donna’s cousin (Hi Lau­rie) and came back entirely off of it. Last night we looked for some­place along the return to catch a walk in the woods, Pointsett State Park fit the bill per­fectly. While try­ing to fol­low the photo copied trail map we came to where we thought was our addi­tional loop and started along it. It took us about a 1/4 mile before we were pos­i­tive we were fol­low­ing the park’s bor­der fire break and turned around. Sure enough, about 50 yards down the rejoined trail, there was the plainly marked Hill Top Loop. We are def­i­nitely going to make a return trip to this park the next time we are over this way.

Some­where south­west of Colum­bia the (recently sponge bathed) Emperor passed through the 87,000 mile mark.

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Red Shirt

Although orig­i­nat­ing in Star Trek, the term “red­shirt” has been used in com­men­tary on other action adven­ture sto­ries, par­tic­u­larly seri­al­ized tele­vi­sion. As a plot device, red­shirts are most com­monly used on shows which focus on char­ac­ters who are promi­nent mem­bers of a larger group. In terms of plot func­tion, red­shirts serve to high­light the dan­ger of a sit­u­a­tion with­out forc­ing writ­ers to sac­ri­fice lead characters.

Feb­ru­ary is National Heart Month and this com­ing Fri­day is Wear Red Day 2009 to sup­port the fight against heart dis­ease in women.

For what­ever con­vo­luted rea­son our com­pany nurse decided to pass around a memo last week to try and get every­one to wear red today, Mon­day, Feb­ru­ary 2nd and in spite of what hap­pened to Frogurt while wear­ing a red shirt in last week’s episode of TDTVS

…I took my life into my hands and wore a red sweater to work today. Obvi­ously because I am home sit­ting on the couch in a yel­low shirt, noth­ing bad hap­pened to me on today’s “away mission.”

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The Geography Of The Sexes

WOMAN
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half dis­cov­ered, half wild, fer­tile and nat­u­rally beautiful!

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe, well devel­oped and open to trade, espe­cially for some­one with cash.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed and con­vinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gen­tly aging but still a warm and desir­able place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glo­ri­ous and all con­quer­ing past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel, has been through war and doesn’t make the same mis­takes twice, takes care of business.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada, self-preserving, but open to meet­ing new people.

After 70, she becomes Tibet, wildly beau­ti­ful, with a mys­te­ri­ous past and the wis­dom of the ages…only those with an adven­tur­ous spirit and a thirst for spir­i­tual knowl­edge visit there.

MAN
Between 1 and 70, he is like Iran, ruled by nuts.

Intrepid Ibex

No time for post­ing I’m too busy mon­key­ing around with a dis­tro of Linux, Ubuntu 8.10. I’m in for some seri­ous fun as it doesn’t rec­og­nize the wire­less card in the Dell lap­top I’m installing it on.

Back to the com­mand line in a ter­mi­nal win­dow (those weren’t the days), Step 1 get and install some dri­vers:
sudo apt-get install cabex­tract
wget ftp://ftp.compaq.com/pub/softpaq/sp34001-34500/sp34152.exe
cabex­tract sp34152.exe

At first it didn’t install because it didn’t rec­og­nize the com­mand ‘cabex­tract’. When I got that work­ing I couldn’t com­plete step 2:
sudo ndis­wrap­per –i bcmwl5.inf

Didn’t rec­og­nize ‘ndis­wrap­per.’ I did dis­cover that it will con­nect to the inter­net if I plug in the cat5 cable straight from the router. Tomor­row I’ll fig­ure out this wrap­per thing.

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Who Is This Woman?

Not too much time, TDTVS is on in a cou­ple min­utes. After tons of typ­ing in cryp­tic com­mands in three attempts to get the wire­less to work under Ubuntu, I did it, but only after run­ning some tem­po­rary com­mands. I was then led through more typ­ing to make it per­ma­nent. When I rebooted, it turned out to have been any­thing but per­ma­nent. I tried the temp fix again and it would have worked, but the thing that turned out to be per­ma­nent was the wrong WEP code that I had entered last night it seemed to be pre­vent­ing me from log­ging in.

I may just have to rein­stall Ubuntu from scratch again. Or maybe I should see if I can find a dif­fer­ent dis­tro that does sup­port this wire­less card.

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Let’s Do The Time Warp Again

When the Losties left on the Island started jump­ing around in time I have to admit I was intrigued, I’m a sucker for a time travel story, but after last night it was almost too much, like too much cheese­cake can be too much of a good thing.

Sort of seemed like they are doing it to show how clever the writ­ers and pro­duc­ers of the show are. See how smart we are? Remem­ber way back in episode X of sea­son X when char­ac­ter A did that thing in the jun­gle and there was what appeared to be a throw away com­ment to soon to be dead char­ac­ter B? Didn’t seem like much at the time, but now, in sea­son 5 episode 4, it is a major plot point that lays out the story arc for char­ac­ter C.

Well I’m hooked now, so, I say:

It’s so dreamy, oh fan­tasy free me
So you can’t see me, no not at all
In another dimen­sion, with voyeuris­tic inten­tion
Well-secluded, I see all
With a bit of a mind flip
You’re there in the time slip
And noth­ing can ever be the same
You’re spaced out on sen­sa­tion, like you’re under seda­tion
Let’s do the Time Warp again!

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Business Trip

In the off-season when there aren’t any kids around at the pool of this condo com­plex on the ocean­front of Folly Beach, the seag­ulls have a good time.

The orig­i­nal plan was to wait until after din­ner and going out to take a cou­ple Post Office pho­tos, but every­thing when awry when I sug­gested stop­ping and tak­ing one or two because we were going to pass right by them. Seven Post Offices later we arrived at the hotel in Charleston.

That wasn’t the first time our plans strayed either. We had picked a cou­ple places where we were going to go for a nice long walk in the woods, the first being Givhans Ferry State Park, where there was a 5 mile loop trail around the perime­ter. When we opened the trunk at the park Donna asked, “Where’s my hik­ing boots?” “Oops.” I was wear­ing mine and some­how for­got to pack hers. All she had was a cheap pair of sneak­ers to walk in and after call­ing me a knuck­le­head, she gamely started on the hike with me. It took us a bit to find the begin­ning of the shorter loop trail, which accord­ing to the map off the net, led to the longer loop. We never did find a con­nec­tion and after talk­ing to the ranger it turns out it wasn’t a great loss, because that big loop wasn’t really a trail, it just fol­lowed an old for­est ser­vice road.

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Missed It By That Much

We were up before the sun to hunt the wily Post Office. First stop was the Citadel in the dim light of the pre-dawn sky. We didn’t see any build­ing that might fit, so we looped in around the parade ground and back out vow­ing to return later.

We then snagged the 2 oth­ers in “down­town” and headed to the city marina where there was sup­posed to be a neat place to have break­fast. Only trou­ble was there was no place to park if you didn’t have a sticker or $12, so over the Cooper River (Arthur Ravenel Jr) Bridge to Mount Pleas­ant vow­ing to find another place to eat.

The first Mount Pleas­ant Post Office was an easy find, fol­lowed by Isle of Palms and Sul­li­vans Island, but on the final leg of the loop the sec­ond Mount Pleas­ant PO proved elu­sive. We had an address, 401 W Cole­man Blvd, Suite A and as we trav­eled along watch­ing the num­bers go down some sort of space warp­ing occurred and there was 400 num­bers on the odd side of the street (which we wanted) and 600 num­bers on the even side. We pulled a u-turn and slowly cruised look­ing for a Post Office. we found a strip shop­ping cen­ter with an address of 409 but then there was con­struc­tion and the num­bers were back in the 600’s. One more u-turn and fur­ther down the street with both sides hav­ing 400 num­bers we found 401 in a small strip. Suite A was a nail salon with a blue mail box out­side. I looked inside and could see no other evi­dence of postal activ­ity and fig­ured the PO had prob­a­bly moved on, but I took some pho­tos anyway.

Break­fast was at a small place that I’m sure has been a restau­rant of some sort since the place was built in the 60s. There was a local crowd, the ser­vice was great and the food was ade­quate. When I pulled out of the restau­rant to head back towards Charleston I passed a place that had small signs by the road for UPS, FedEx, etc. Think­ing that maybe that is where the PO had moved to I pulled in and see­ing a small USPS sticker on the door took some pho­tos vow­ing to check on the inter­web when we got back in for the day.

For the record, nei­ther place is the Post Office, the sec­ond Mount Pleas­ant PO is now in a dif­fer­ent loca­tion alto­gether, which we passed, but didn’t see. There is some inter­nal debate as to whether to go back and take a pic­ture of it. For one it is against a rule made in the begin­ning to cre­ate a list and fol­low it, no fair updat­ing it, or it might be like paint­ing the Golden Gate Bridge, once you are done it is time to start over and two it would mean yet another trip over the Cooper River Bridge which beside cross­ing back and forth to get these 4 Post Offices, we made a sec­ond trip with the top down for the express pur­pose of me tak­ing pictures.

Then we made a third round trip to go over and find the ter­mi­nal of the Charleston Water Taxi at Patriot’s Point so we could take a cheap boat trip, $8 per for a round trip, and get some pho­tos of the Charleston water­front sights, i.e. air­craft car­rier, that bridge, cruise ship, aquar­ium, etc. Wouldn’t you know it, but the Water Taxi is closed for the sea­son, opens next week­end. We got in the car to drive for lunch, but the fine print on the bot­tom of the card of the Mediter­ranean restau­rant Donna had picked out was closed on Sat­ur­day. We ended up at a seafood place on Shem Creek that was very good, but I still think we would have pre­ferred a gyro.

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Opened The Box

I looked up that sec­ond Mount Pleas­ant loca­tion on the net last night and nei­ther one of yesterday’s places were, as I sus­pected, the offi­cial PO. The actual CPU was about a mile down the road in another shop­ping cen­ter. Amend­ment 1 to the Post Office Photo Safari Con­sti­tu­tion was cre­ated today. It reads: While still in the area of an unlo­cat­able Post Office from the Big List, it is per­fectly accept­able to search the USPS web site to find the updated Post Office and sub­se­quen­tially pho­to­graph it. So first thing this morn­ing we went back over the Cooper River Bridge, and like yes­ter­day it was just as the sun was com­ing up. With only a slight bit of drama we found the Mount Pleas­ant CPU tucked inside a place called Smoker Friendly.

A ten mile dash on I-526 led us to North Charleston where our first orig­i­nally sched­uled Post Office of the day caused a real prob­lem. 1050 E Mon­tague Avenue had a reg­u­lar blue box out­side, along with a blue dis­tri­b­u­tion box, but zero out­ward signs of actu­ally being a Post Office. The sign hang­ing off the front and the gold painted let­ters on the win­dow both pro­claimed this was Aunt Bea’s Restau­rant. I took a photo any­way, then we cir­cled the block just in case, but no other evi­dence of postal activ­ity was found.

The next Post Office, accord­ing to my Google map, was not too far away at the point where E Mon­tague met up with US52, AKA Rivers Ave. When we got to there though the address num­bers were in the low four thou­sands. Ack. We headed north in the hopes that the blocks were short, they weren’t, after about 5 miles we found the Post Office. Trou­ble was we now had to back track all that way because there was still one more PO in North Charleston to get. After that we needed to go back north fur­ther than that pesky North Charleston PO to get the ones in Goose Creek, Charleston South­ern Uni­ver­sity and Ladson.

Once through with Post Offices the weather had warmed enough that we could drive home with the top down. About 15 miles from home I added Amend­ment 2 to the Post Office Photo Safari Con­sti­tu­tion, to wit: It is accept­able to shoot a new Post Office not on the Big List when it was cre­ated sev­eral years ago or to retake a Post Office photo if it has been updated or replaced since the Big List was cre­ated, only if said Post Office is plainly vis­i­ble from the driver’s seat while trav­el­ing the roads of South Car­olina and as long as that travel wasn’t specif­i­cally for the pur­pose of tak­ing a photo of said Post Office.

Almost exactly 5 years ago when we started this adven­ture, the town of Wind­sor was using a trailer for their Post Office, in the inter­ven­ing years the trailer was replaced by a reg­u­lar building.

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Used To Bea

Thanks to a com­ment on yesterday’s post by Paul Wilczyn­ski who is from North Charleston I reduced the total num­ber of South Car­olina Post Offices by one to 460. He let me know that there used to be a PO in Aunt Bea’s, but it was closed down a cou­ple months ago. So now after last weekend’s Safari I am down to just 9 remain­ing Post Offices left to photograph.

Six of these are on mil­i­tary bases through­out the state and it remains to be seen if I am going to do them or not. It will depend on whether I am allowed on the Naval Weapons Sta­tion in Goose Creek. The 2 Marine bases in Beau­fort, Paris Island and the MCAS have no prob­lem with vis­i­tors, I’ve checked. I assume Fort Jack­son in Colum­bia won’t be a prob­lem as they are a Basic Train­ing Depot for the Army and are used to vis­i­tors. The 2 Air Force bases have a stricter vis­i­ta­tion pol­icy in that you need at least some­one sta­tioned there to escort you, I have an in for the Charleston AFB, but for the one in Sumter I don’t. I haven’t yet checked about the Naval Weapons Cen­ter, but I can see where they would have a very good ratio­nale not to let civil­ians on board with a cam­era. If I can’t get on one base I will not do any of them and will add Amend­ment 3 to the Post Office Photo Safari Con­sti­tu­tion: See­ing as all U.S. Mil­i­tary bases are United States prop­erty, they are tech­ni­cally not part of the state of South Car­olina, and as such will be stricken from the Big List.

If that hap­pens, we will be down to the final three: A CPU in Beau­fort, Saint Helena Island and Dau­fuskie Island.

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Blogger’s Night Off

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Post Office Galleries

I have uploaded this weekend’s PO pic­tures from the safari. They are view­able in two places, right here on mr-miata.net and on Flickr. I have removed the fancy one I had made up with Jal­bum, so the pho­tos could be sorted in sev­eral dif­fer­ent ways. I hadn’t updated it in a while and to do so with only a few left to do to com­plete the col­lec­tion, seemed a waste of time, and I’m not so sure I’ll put it back up.

Now I just have to make up a lit­tle para­graph about each Post Office…

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Nurses Aren’t Supposed To Laugh

Of course I won’t laugh, I’m a pro­fes­sional nurse. In over twenty years I’ve never laughed at a patient.”

Okay then,” the man said and pro­ceeded to drop his trousers, reveal­ing the tini­est man thingy the nurse had ever seen. Length and width, it couldn’t have been big­ger than a AAA battery.

Unable to con­trol her­self, the nurse started gig­gling then fell laugh­ing to the floor. Min­utes later she was able to strug­gle to her feet and regain her composure.

I’m so sorry,” said the nurse. “I don’t know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won’t hap­pen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem ?”

It’s swollen,” the man replied.

Wild Wild West

We are plan­ning a two week vaca­tion this year and head­ing west to do a giant road trip. We are fly­ing and rent­ing a car, so we can get fur­ther west than Dal­las, which was the last two week Miata dri­ving vaca­tion we took (to go to Miata World 99.)

We are land­ing in Den­ver on a Sat­ur­day in April and head­ing north. The first week is pretty much planned out — Mato Tip­ila, Big Heads, Carhenge, Gar­den of the Gods and then four days in New Mex­ico (two here and then two here.) The sec­ond week is still up in the air, pos­si­ble places we might go range from Roswell to Four Cor­ners to the Bon­neville Salt Flats (where I want to see just how fast our rental car can go.)

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Weekly Book Review*

At the 1989 Chicago Auto Show Mazda unveiled its new sports car, the Miata. Right now twenty years later at the same Chicago Auto Show it is unveil­ing the fresh­ened third gen­er­a­tion ver­sion of that same sports car. Motor­sports Books has recently pub­lished a new book by Larry Edsall, Miata 20 Years, that is an excel­lent guide to the his­tory of my (and pos­si­bly your) favorite car.

If you would like to know how the Miata was born (an auto journalist’s response to a car executive’s ques­tion), how it got where it is today (Guin­ness World Record’s best-selling sports car with over 850,000 made) and every­thing in between, then this book is for you.

Even if you think you know every­thing there is to know about the Miata, this book is still for you, as you’re bound to find some stuff you didn’t know. I did, and that is a tall order because I’ve owned three Miatas since 1989, I have a 14 year col­lec­tion of the orig­i­nal Miata Mag­a­zine, I used to read the big mail­ing list back when (can you say 200 emails a day) and now peruse the Miata.net Forum with regularity.

If you are think­ing about buy­ing your first book on the Miata, start with this one, for the list price of $25 you get nearly 200 pages full of infor­ma­tion, color pho­tographs and illus­tra­tions that will keep you enter­tained for days.

If you already have a bunch of books on the Miata, this would still make a nice addi­tion just for its trick 2-layer front cover. Look­ing at the book you see an over­head view of the car with its top up, unfold the right side top flap (lightly mag­ne­tized) and now it is an over­head view with the top down.

You can get the book direct from the pub­lisher, on Ama­zon or pos­si­bly your local big box bookstore.**

*I’m not really going to do a weekly book review, I have enough trou­ble keep­ing this blog thing filled with reg­u­lar (and some­times irreg­u­lar words), I just wanted a nice title for this post.

**Ethics Dis­claimer: The pub­lisher gave me a copy of the book because I said I would write this review.***

***Ethics Dis­claimer, Sub Para­graph B: Had I known Miata 20 Years existed before that hap­pened, it would have already been on my Ama­zon Wish List…

Try Not To Be Like FOX

Tonight is the return of T:TSCC on FOX after a lengthy break and I hope that I can dig deep down and retrieve my sus­pen­sion of dis­be­lief, so I can enjoy this episode like I used to the pre­vi­ous ones.

That is imme­di­ately fol­lowed by the pre­mier of the new Joss Whe­don show Doll­house. My wife and I both really liked Joss’s Fire­fly, but we never could abide by Buffy the Vam­pire Slayer or Angel, so I’m hop­ing it turns out more like the for­mer and not the later, but from the sneak peak stuff I have seen so far, I’m not opti­mistic. I will have to have patience and give the show a cou­ple three shots before giv­ing up, remem­ber­ing that my first attempt at Fire­fly I turned it off after about 15 minutes.

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Happy Valentines Day

We got up halfway early for a Sat­ur­day and had a nice roman­tic break­fast at the Waf­fle House because noth­ing says love quite like greasy short order food.

Once again, at our clos­est WH, there were more employ­ees than cus­tomers and they were quite bois­ter­ous, but we didn’t let that detract from the expe­ri­ence. When the wait­ress brought over just our dou­ble order of scat­tered and smoth­ered hash browns, as the cook in the back­ground mum­bled some­thing about the waf­fle iron being unplugged, we didn’t let that spoil the mood either (we did get the pecan waf­fle while we still had half the pota­toes left, so really, no harm.) We have vowed that next Valen­tines Day we will drive out by the Inter­state, the Waf­fle House nat­ural habi­tat, to see if we will have a nicer time.

I kid, but Waf­fle House really is on our short list for favorite break­fast places and it should be for you too.

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Close

We went for a walk in Hitch­cock Wodds today, not just any walk either, it was our inau­gural attempt at geo­caching. I had loaded about 7 geo­caches into the GPS, but we printed out the instruc­tions for one that was acces­si­ble from a road that took us to a woods entrance for start. I started down Coker Springs road, even after it turned to dirt (well, actu­ally mud with yesterday’s rain), but stopped a hun­dred yards down when I came to a berm across the road that looked high enough to strand a Miata. So I backed up the hill to pave­ment and parked.

We walked back down the road with the GPS in hand and it led us right to the Coker Spring House. We were right there, but after 5 min­utes of fruit­less search­ing, we were close, the GPS was read­ing under 10 feet away at times. I talked Donna into stop look­ing, go for a walk in the woods and try again on the way out because we had to pass right by there.

About a half mile into the woods I looked at the GPS for the next clos­est cache and it showed one about a half mile away, but the direc­tion it was in was straight down a trail that had become a shal­low stream because of the rain. Next clos­est was .9 miles away, so we opted to try and find that instead. Try­ing to fol­low the direc­tional arrow on the GPS and stay on a trail that took us in the right direc­tion was inter­est­ing. When we got within a 1/4 mile we real­ized that the cache was on the other side of a swamp area and the only way to get to it to go in 3/4 mile cir­cle around the wet­land. Close, but because we had already gone almost 2 miles, with about a mile to go to get back to the car, we decided to save that one for another day.

On the way back we took a slight detour to try and find the sec­ond cache because we were com­ing from a drier direc­tion. Until we got close. A short squishy walk on Sand River and the GPS pointer locked hard left — up a 15′ cliff like bank. Retreat down river and then a short walk along the trail (cur­rent stream) led to a trail that took us to where the cache should be. With the GPS read­ing dis­tances in the sin­gle dig­its we milled about for awhile and I lob­bied for mov­ing on, Donna would have noth­ing of it. And it was as if she knew she was that close, because less than a half minute later she shouted, “I got it.”

Fresh from our suc­cess we tried for the Coker Springs cache again and another 5–10 min­utes of beat­ing bushes resulted in a no find again.

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Animal Diaries

The Dog’s Diary

8:00 am — Dog food! My favorite thing!

9:30 am — A car ride! My favorite thing!

9:40 am — A walk in the park! My favorite thing!

10:30 am — Got rubbed and pet­ted! My favorite thing!

12:00 pm — Milk bones! My favorite thing!

1:00 pm — Played in the yard! My favorite thing!

3:00 pm — Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!

5:00 pm — Din­ner! My favorite thing!

7:00 pm — Got to play ball! My favorite thing!

8:00 pm — Wow! Watched TV with the peo­ple! My favorite thing!

11:00 pm — Sleep­ing on the bed! My favorite thing!

The Cat’s Diary

Day 983 of my captivity.

My cap­tors con­tinue to taunt me with bizarre lit­tle dan­gling objects. They dine lav­ishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my con­tempt for the rations per­fectly clear, I nev­er­the­less must eat some­thing in order to keep up my strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to dis­gust them, I once again vomit on the car­pet. Today I decap­i­tated a mouse and dropped its head­less body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demon­strates my capa­bil­i­ties. How­ever, they merely made con­de­scend­ing com­ments about what a “good lit­tle hunter” I am. Bastards!

There was some sort of assem­bly of their accom­plices tonight. I was placed in soli­tary con­fine­ment for the dura­tion of the event. How­ever, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I over­heard that my con­fine­ment was due to the power of “aller­gies.” I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost suc­cess­ful in an attempt to assas­si­nate one of my tor­men­tors by weav­ing around his feet as he was walk­ing. I must try this again tomor­row, but at the top of the stairs.

I am con­vinced that the other pris­on­ers here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives spe­cial priv­i­leges. He is reg­u­larly released, and seems to be more than will­ing to return. He is obvi­ously retarded. The bird must be an infor­mant. I observe him com­mu­ni­cate with the guards reg­u­larly. I am cer­tain that he reports my every move. My cap­tors have arranged pro­tec­tive cus­tody for him in an ele­vated cell, so he is safe.

For now…

Editor’s Note: Looks like dogs Twit­ter & cats blog.

Cache

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Happy Birthday Alex

Today is Alex Ringer’s birth­day. Who is Alex Ringer you might ask, I’m not rightly sure. I get a email invite from him each year to take an Enchanted Ceil­ing photo on the 17th of Feb­ru­ary and upload it. He also sends me a reminder at the end of Decem­ber to take a photo on the last day of the year and then on the first day for sub­mis­sion to the Enchanted Ceil­ing site too and like the lem­ming I am I do. Here is my 2009 birth­day photo:

 

Uh oh, look at the cat­e­gory for this post. That’s right some­how we have been sucked into this cult. While we did man­age to agree not to go to the local geo­caching “club” meet­ing last night, today I spent sev­eral min­utes pok­ing around in the company’s scrap bins look­ing for small valve parts to leave in the caches that we do find (instead of green life­savers) and Donna is already declared that we are going to find at least 10 caches when we go on vaca­tion to the Amer­i­can South­west in April. The MMC has a break­fast meet­ing in Way­nes­boro, GA this Sat­ur­day and I spent a half an hour tonight down­load­ing coor­di­nates of the four caches near there into the GPS and print­ing out the instruc­tion pages for them.

Well, were almost done pho­tograph­ing all the Post Offices in South Carolina…

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Oh Crap

There are some nasty look­ing thun­der storm cells headed our way. That is bad on so many lev­els. First they could bring heavy rains, strong winds and pos­si­bly spawn tor­na­does. Sec­ond, because they are dan­ger­ous the local weather guys will be break­ing into pro­gram­ing to keep us informed of there progress and that will mean they might inter­rupt TDTVS. We can’t just not watch it, what will we talk about at work tomor­row around the water cooler? Or third the storms might knock out the power here or in Augusta or the cable and then we’d miss the show entirely.

I had a really cool idea to that involved mix­ing up a photo rally I did sev­eral years back and geo­caching to cre­ate an event for the MMC. I would give them a set of coor­di­nates to go to where they would find a cache that held another set of coor­di­nates to another cache for another of coor­di­nates which would send them to a restau­rant for lunch. Sounds kind of cool, but when I went to my GPS receiver to enter coor­di­nates, there was no place where I could do that. I could get direc­tions to an already entered way­point, but where is the fun in that, if every­one kows where they are going. Are all GPSs like that? If so, that kind of kills this idea.

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Signature Item

The other day I hunted up some scrap valve parts to put in the hun­dreds of caches we were going find because this ‘sport’ < sar­casm on > seems so easy. < sar­casm off > Well, what I thought was cool, my geo­caching part­ner, who inci­den­tally found the only one we have found so far, after I had given up, thought it was crap.

Back to the draw­ing board.* Mas­ter machin­ist and fol­low LOST devo­tee Mark (Hi Mark) had an idea, there were these lit­tle alu­minum slugs that were in the same scrap bin, he could engrave some­thing cool on it using one of our CNC machines.

*I love say­ing that, me being a drafts­man and all, because I actu­ally used to lit­er­ally have go back to the draw­ing board.

Behold our new Sig­na­ture Item — names on one side, the coor­di­nates of down­town Aiken on the other:

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I Heart Digital TV

Because I live in South Car­olina and not too far from Geor­gia the local cable sys­tem car­ries two Pub­lic Broad­cast­ing sta­tions, one from each state. Both these two sta­tions, along with almost all the other local broad­cast­ers, changed over to dig­i­tal broad­cast­ing this last Tues­day the 17th, as orig­i­nally planned.

Now I don’t watch much TV period, so as a corol­lary I don’t watch much Pub­lic Tele­vi­sion. Occa­sion­ally there would be some­thing I would like to see there, but could never bring myself to watch it. You see both sta­tions are fairly low pow­ered affairs and the sig­nal picked up by the cable com­pany was, to put it mildly, crap, so the pic­ture was mostly snow. Now that the dig­i­tal era has dawned, the two pub­lic broad­cast­ing sta­tions are com­ing in almost crys­tal clear, so I might have to again start look­ing into what these sta­tions have to offer.

While we are chat­ting about TV, we went out to din­ner with friends tonight and didn’t make it home in time to see T:TSCC, so I’m down­load­ing the tor­rent right now. We were home in time to see Doll­house and I didn’t bother. I’ve said it here before and I’ll say it again, both Donna and I loved Fire­fly, but couldn’t stand Buffy or Angel. Sorry Joss, but we are adding Doll­house to the list of Couldn’t Stands. I know last week I said I would give it time and per­haps if the inter­net buzz was huge and crit­ics were claim­ing it as the best new thing on TV since, well, the last best new thing, I might, but they’re not, so I’m not.

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A 35mm Film Canister Well Intigrated Into The Enviorment

The MMC had a break­fast rally to Way­nes­boro, Geor­gia. We went, ate and instead of dri­ving back with the group, we went, that’s right, geocaching.

There were four located in and around down­town, three were listed as easy and one was a dif­fi­cult, rat­ing 4 out of 5 stars. Based on our results those rat­ings were pretty much dead on.

Donna was really inter­ested in the dif­fi­cult one because we had to solve a puz­zle, which looked like fun, to get the final coor­di­nates and that was our first planned stop, but when after break­fast the group made a short drive to a local Men­non­ite bak­ery we passed right by the loca­tion of an easy one. Because it was on our way to the puz­zle one, we stopped at the Con­fed­er­ate Ceme­tery first.

Being recent con­verts and flush with excite­ment for our new endeavor we did what any other neo­phyte might, con­vert oth­ers to our way of life and man­aged to get two other cou­ples to join us down the rab­bit hole. This cache is actu­ally rated 1.5, but we had read the logs (which often con­tain spoil­ers) so we had a pretty good idea of what and where it was, so it turned into a 1. Nei­ther Donna nor I found the cache, Rita did. It was lit­er­ally, the title of this post, and all there was room for was the rolled up paper log. Because we are still novices at this we learned one of the hard and fast rules of geo­caching, bring a pen. The only per­son who had one was Rita’s hus­band Larry, but it has been trav­el­ing, unused, for sev­eral years in the pocket of the jacket he was wear­ing, so was not the best, but we skipped our names and date on the paper. After re-hiding the cache Rudy and Patti (cou­ple #2) had time con­straints, so they high­tailed it back to Augusta.

Larry & Rita had no other real plans, so they came along with us to tackle the hard one, His­toric Fob. Because of the descrip­tion we knew we needed to visit the cour­t­house, so we ignored the coor­di­nates for the park­ing and just found a spot on the street right there. There were 8 ques­tions that the answers to made up the places after the dec­i­mal point in the min­utes of the coor­di­nates. A cou­ple were head scratch­ers and one must have been inter­preted dif­fer­ently than the four of us did, but an edu­cated guess as to the mis­in­ter­pre­ta­tion and we headed to the hid­ing place of the cache (right across the street from the cour­t­house.) That’s went it went from bad to worse. The GPS lead us right to one side of the park right near where the Pub­lic Works depart­ment was work­ing on a water meter or some­thing, a hole in the ground that looked like it had been there awhile. We were there awhile too look­ing and pok­ing and pok­ing and look­ing, but with no suc­cess. We were dis­ap­pointed, but shrugged it off because right there at the top of the direc­tions it men­tioned that you pos­si­bly might not find it.

There was another cache less than a quar­ter mile away, the Brown Fob, so the four us started walk­ing. We cut through an alley and with about 500 feet to go came to an empty lot and when we looked through it and across the street all four of us simul­ta­ne­ously knew exactly where to find it.

Plug­ging in the num­bers for the fourth, and last cache in Way­nes­boro, turns out it was 1.17 miles to the south of where we were stand­ing. It was a nice day, so we opted to take a walk. We walked and walked and walked and I checked the GPS, .56 miles left. We walked some more and some more and I checked the GPS and it said .53 miles left. Walk, walk, walk, .49 miles left. The group told me to stop check­ing or we’d never get there. We walked and walked and walked and we walked so far that we came across the restau­rant the Miata Club had had break­fast in. I checked the GPS and it said .36 miles, now we are get­ting closer. There was some bad news though, the direc­tional arrow was now pointed per­pen­dic­u­lar to our southerly route and it was aim­ing right at the lake the Lake­view Restau­rant sits on.

I checked the map and sure enough we in the same sit­u­a­tion Donna and I were in last week in the woods, a really long walk to get to the cache after we had already been on a really long walk. The four of us agreed the best thing to do would be turn around, walk the 3/4 mile back the cars and drive to find the the Red Fob. It turned out to be an easy find, only one u-turn required, and because it is still win­ter so the patch of woods it is hid­den in was still bar­ren of leaves.

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One For Three

It was cold and windy in the morn­ing so we did the sen­si­ble thing and stayed indoors eat­ing Girl Scout cook­ies. But the call of the wild was too great and by after­noon we just had to go out­side and try a cou­ple local caches.

The one in Hopeland Gar­dens sounded pretty sim­ple and we could get a short walk in wan­der­ing around the place before find­ing the cache. We got the short walk in, but the rest eluded us. Both Donna and I took runs at the loca­tion and we nar­rowed it down to about 20 foot of ivy cov­er­ing just off a trail, but after a lit­tle more than 15 min­utes we admit­ted defeat and headed back to the car.

A short drive up Whiskey Road led us to the library and a small park where objec­tive num­ber two was hid­den. The GPS led us right to a back cor­ner of the park, but when we came to the bound­ary fence we still had 13 feet to go, which would have put us quite lit­er­ally play­ing in the traf­fic (if there was any on a Sun­day after­noon.) Look­ing down there was a nice lit­tle pile of bricks. AHA! Sure enough there was an ammo can under them. TNLNSL.

The third cache was a 1/2 mile walk down Col­leton Ave called Ye Olde Tire Swing even though the swing has been miss­ing since like 2006. We found the marked Long Leaf Pine Tree men­tioned in the instruc­tions and the GPS led us right to what looked like a per­fect place for hid­ing a cache, sev­eral min­utes spent pok­ing around a cou­ple of shrubs left us with noth­ing but dirty fin­ger­nails and a small scratch on my cheek.

So far we are 2 for 6 in Aiken and 3 for 4 out of town, giv­ing us an .500 aver­age. Ter­rific if you are a base­ball bat­ter and not too bad for cache catch­ing, but if we are going to find a lot of these things we bet­ter get bet­ter. Both finds in Aiken were ammo cans and on the other finds we were accom­pa­nied by Larry & Rita from the MMC, so it appears that we will have to only search for ammo cans or the Gar­ners will have to come with us every time we go geocaching.

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88,000 Genetic Manipulations

We went gro­cery shop­ping on Fri­day after­noon and I bought a small bunch of 4 bananas. Buy­ing bananas always seems to be a chancy propo­si­tion, invari­ably they are either bright green or so ripe they are fit for noth­ing but an ingre­di­ent in banana nut bread. Fri­day was my lucky day (or so I thought), as the bananas on dis­play were the very def­i­n­i­tion banana yellow.

Sat­ur­day morn­ing I went to peel one of the bananas and I knew I was in trou­ble because the skin was thick and hard to tear. Ever hope­ful, I took a bite, big mis­take, it was tough as shoe leather, I spit it out and threw the rest away. Using all the brain power I could muster I deter­mined that these pieces of fruit were not ripe and decided to skip Saturday’s banana and wait until Sun­day before eat­ing another.

By Sun­day the peel­ing process was slightly bet­ter and the banana was almost al dente, but I choked it down any­way. No banana this morn­ing and I am hope­fully that by tomor­row they will be really ripe.

The only way I can explain it is that these bananas have been genet­i­cally altered so that they turn yel­low when they really should still be green.

The Emperor flipped past the 88,000 mile mark on the way home from Augusta on Saturday.

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Mother, Jugs & Speed

Every time the MMC goes out for a break­fast run I take a few pic­tures, usu­ally shots of the cars in the park­ing lot, peo­ple at the tables, the place we are eat­ing at, what we might be eat­ing, etc. While stand­ing out­side the restau­rant lin­ing up one more pho­to­graph of a row of Miatas I decided no more generic pho­tos. This pic­ture is the result. Fresh & New? Or Lame & Amateurish?

Stum­bled on the last half of M, J & S on Fox Movie Chan­nel tonight and instead of watch­ing the news we opted for clas­sic cheese. The cast included a Bat­tle of Net­work Stars Dream Team: Raquel Welch, Bill Cosby, Dick Butkus & Larry Hag­man. The sound­track list­ing was fun too, the only mid-seventies band miss­ing was Geron­imo Jack­son.

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Cost Cutting?

We received our ESPN Mag­a­zine in the mail today. Strange thing, all the usual crap cards that are sta­pled in just fell on the counter. That hap­pened because there were no sta­ples in the magazine.

You can buy 25,000 sta­ples for $5.49 at, where else, Sta­ples. ESPN Mag­a­zine has a monthly cir­cu­la­tion of nearly 2 mil­lion. Elim­i­nat­ing two sta­ples per mag­a­zine means they are sav­ing about $10,500 a year.

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4 Month Update

OK, we’ve had the new Rob­bins Stream­line Top on the car for 4 months now, time for an update. The top has made well over a hun­dred tran­si­tions and it has stretched out just fine, mak­ing the rais­ing and latch­ing of the top a cinch. But putting it down is not the sim­ple unlatch and throw it over your head the OEM was.

I still have to reach back and help the top (front) of the glass win­dow down, by push­ing slightly back and down. Doing the maneu­ver has become almost sec­ond nature and doesn’t slow down the oper­a­tion (unless I fum­ble it, like I’m apt to do every dozen times or so.) My con­cern is to what this will do to the longevity of the top. I can’t help but think in a cou­ple, three years that that extra push along with the aging of the fab­ric is going to cause a rip along the top or bot­tom of the glass.

One other lit­tle nit­pick (and it really is a nit) is that the orig­i­nal top had a short strap that went from the edge of the top between the first and sec­ond ribs and attached to the frame which the Rob­bins Stream­line top lacks. The pur­pose of this was to pull on that bit of the top, tuck­ing it inside the well when the top was low­ered. With the Rob­bins, the top folds up fine, but there is a lit­tle ear stick­ing out of the well that needs pok­ing under when putting the boot on. I think I need a pic­ture to bet­ter illus­trate my point, but to do so might ele­vate the nit to a full blown bother.

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I Got Nothing

The bright yel­low bananas that I bought last Fri­day that weren’t ripe on Mon­day, I ate the last one this morn­ing and it still wasn’t ripe! We went gro­cery shop­ping tonight and I bought some more bananas, I’ll report tomor­row on their ripeness.

If you, like me, don’t think Netflix’s rec­om­men­da­tion engine is all that smart, try Jinni. Sorta like Pan­dora for TV & Movies. Sorta. You can search by enter­ing key­words, themes, mood, place. I’ve tried it a cou­ple of times and my con­clu­sion is they need a big­ger data­base and maybe that be helped along by more peo­ple join­ing… Inter­ested? You have to drop them your email so they can invite you into their “pri­vate” beta test­ing. If you try it, let me know what you think.

If you need a T-shirt that is news­wor­thy the day you buy it, I have just the shop for you: CNN Shirt. Those short lit­tle scrolls at the bot­tom of your TV screen like “Octo­pus pulls plug, floods aquar­ium” can be immor­tal­ized in your choice of 6 col­ors, 2 styles and 5 sizes. How can you resist?

The Big Pic­ture (fast con­nec­tion a plus for this)

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Stop Calling Me

It seems as if the Aiken Bicy­cle Club has for­got­ten to renew their web host­ing agree­ment, maybe even on pur­pose, so a Google search turns up an old link. That Geoc­i­ties page has me listed as the Sec­re­tary and Newslet­ter Edi­tor. The Pres­i­dent, VP and Trea­surer are, I think, no longer liv­ing around here, so none of their con­tact info is worth a darn. Nei­ther of my email addresses are valid, but the phone num­ber is still good and last week­end I got not one, but two calls ask­ing about bike rides. There have been oth­ers pre­vi­ously on a spo­radic basis, but two in two days made me want to do some­thing about it.

I cre­ated that page back in the early 90s on Geoc­i­ties and the page you see is a cookie crumb left behind in 2001 when the ABC went big time and got their own domain. It hasn’t been touched since and there is no way I can remem­ber what the log in info is so I could change it or take it down. Today I used the Yahoo con­tact page to ask then to take the site down. I’m sure I’m spit­ting in the wind.

A long, long time ago I cre­ated a web site for my local bicy­cle club. I have moved on and so has the bicy­cle club, but unfor­tu­nately the old Geoc­i­ties web site has not. I no longer remem­ber the user­name or pass­word for the site and undoubt­edly any email address I used as a con­tact is no longer valid.

If you search the web for the ABC the first result is the old Geoc­i­ties site and I am still get­ting phone calls request­ing infor­ma­tion I can no longer sup­ply. Is there any­way that the site could be decom­mis­sioned on my request?

If not maybe it could be removed for vio­lat­ing your Terms of Ser­vice, to wit:

7.2 Pro­hib­ited Uses
℗ use your home page (or direc­tory) as stor­age for remote load­ing or as a door or sign­post to another home page, whether inside or beyond Yahoo! GeoCities;

Thank you for any help in this manner.

There is another Geoc­i­ties page that comes in a close sec­ond when search­ing the web for the ABC and it also has my phone num­ber listed. I emailed the con­tact on that page over a week ago and have not heard back from the owner yet. If I had to bet he is in the same boat as I am and has long since for­got­ten his Yahoo login info too and is too embar­rassed to admit it to me. I search ed for his name, Andy Nagai, and found a pho­tog­ra­phy site with the domain of nagaiphotos.com. I know this is the same per­son because it has the same email address I used to try and con­tact him. It also listed his phone num­ber (626–392-9506.) A reverse look up of that num­ber results in a Cal­i­for­nia cell phone that may or may not still belong to him (and I’m not pay­ing any­thing to find out), so maybe I should just call it…

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