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Sturgeon’s Law

Ninety per­cent of every­thing is crap.


Derived from a quote by sci­ence fic­tion author Theodore Stur­geon, who once said, “Sure, 90% of sci­ence fic­tion is crud. That’s because 90% of every­thing is crud.” Oddly, when Sturgeon’s Law is cited, the final word is almost invari­ably changed to ‘crap’.

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Daily Driver

I’m bet­ting the Emperor has thought that things have returned to the BPW (before pur­ple whale) times as he has made the com­mute to work now for three days run­ning. Today we even chanced a trip to work with the top down. The win­dows were up, but no heater was required. We didn’t make it out of the park­ing lot on the way home though.

When we exited the build­ing there was on large dark gray cloud hov­er­ing over us like one of those giant fly­ing saucers from the movie Inde­pen­dence Day. It started to lightly sprin­kle as we walked to the north forty where we park and Donna wanted the top up, but I con­vinced her that once we got mov­ing we wouldn’t get wet. We folded up cock­pit cover, hopped in and hit the exit. Within 50 yards the rain started to come down harder and I reluc­tantly raised the roof. Good thing too as about a 1/4 mile from the Valve Store® it really started to come down.

The rain is sup­posed to be over before the morn­ing com­mute and tomorrow’s high is pre­dicted at 68°, with an overnight low of 60 (5 degrees above our aver­age high for this time of year) we might even get both legs of Friday’s com­mute with the top down.

Started down, went up, still up.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 10/24/08: 1103

125,000 Granules Of Sugar

The unsea­son­ably warm weather con­tin­ues and at the risk of hav­ing a bliz­zard hit Aiken, we really have had a very mild win­ter so far. We drove the Miata in to work today for the sec­ond day in a row. Tonight we are sup­posed to have a LOW of 51°, which is only a cou­ple degrees lower than our aver­age high for this time of year, which is why tomor­row we may even get to ride to work with the top down.

This morn­ing while stopped at the bank to take some cash out for break­fast at DD the Emperor’s odome­ter stopped at exactly 125,000. Which, coin­ci­den­tally, is the exact same amount of sugar gran­ules that Dunkin’ Donuts sprin­kles on top of my favorite break­fast item there, a Cof­fee Cake Muffin.

Started up, went down, went up, back down, still down.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 10/24/08: 1102

Don’t Waste Your Money

On see­ing Star Wars Episode 1 in 3D, there is a bet­ter Star Wars movie that you can watch now for free. Inter­net users were asked to remake “Star Wars: A New Hope” into a fan film, 15 sec­onds at a time. Here is the “Director’s Cut” version.

Or watch on YouTube: Star Wars Uncut

Off The Hook

While sit­ting on the couch last night using the lap­top to plan today’s geo­caching adven­ture to Colum­bia, Donna was watch­ing Din­ers, Drive-In and Dives. We were think­ing of eat­ing lunch at Cal­i­for­nia Dream­ing, but our plans were changed by the 10:30 episode of Triple D, which fea­tured a place called Pawley’s Front Porch.

First stop though was Sesqui-Centennial State Park in north­east Colum­bia that has 10 geo­caches. Look­ing at the map at home it seemed like most of them were on the shorter loop that closely cir­cles the lake. Turns out I was wrong, they were scat­tered all over the place, on and off, some of the dozen or so miles of trails. We ended up spend­ing 3 hours and walk­ing 6.4 miles find­ing 8 of 8 of the caches attempted.

After dri­ving to 5 Points in down­town Colum­bia, we cir­cled the block, asked direc­tions and still got turned around. We ended up walk­ing the last block before find­ing the restau­rant around 1:30. After a 30 minute wait we were seated and ordered our burg­ers. I had the Wad­malaw (chipo­tle BBQ sauce, fried pickle chips, apple­wood smoked bacon and ched­dar cheese), Donna had a Rockville (sauteed Vidalia onions, wild mush­rooms and gruyere cheese) and Joan opted for the Front Porch (ched­dar cheese.) The fries and onion ring sides were alright, but the burg­ers were awe­some and worth the wait. Three hours later I was still full.

Bye Bye Powerball

Early on after we moved south, Retire­ment Plan B has been try­ing to win mil­lions in a lot­tery draw­ing. At first we had to drive all the way to Geor­gia to buy our $1 Mega Mil­lions ticket. Because we were over there at least once a month with the Bike Club and/or Miata Club we would buy a ticket for the next 4 weekly drawings.

Some­where along the line they increased the num­ber of con­tinue reading

Fledgling Snowbird

Dad was an only child and Mom had one sis­ter, so the sum total of my first cousins is quite small. The woman on the right in the photo above rep­re­sents exactly one half of them, meet Cousin Louise, fledg­ling snowbird.

When we received her annual Christ­mas let­ter this year she men­tioned that she was tired of the win­ters in Maine, so she was going to rent a house in Florida from a con­tinue reading

Demise of the Tin Man

We dined at our favorite break­fast joint (DD) this morn­ing and when we were done eat­ing, instead of dri­ving through town like nor­mal, we took the bypass. This took us right by the loca­tion of one of our geo­caches, Tin Man.

He wasn’t there! Dorothy, he and the Scare­crow must have con­tin­ued on their way to the Emerald City.

The build­ing con­tinue reading