Sturgeon’s Law

Ninety per­cent of every­thing is crap.


Derived from a quote by sci­ence fic­tion author Theodore Stur­geon, who once said, “Sure, 90% of sci­ence fic­tion is crud. That’s because 90% of every­thing is crud.” Oddly, when Sturgeon’s Law is cited, the final word is almost invari­ably changed to ‘crap’.

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Miss Me? I Didn’t Miss You…

We went out west on vaca­tion. I had good inten­tions of post­ing a photo a day and maybe even telling some quick story of some­thing that hap­pened as well, but it seemed like once we off a plane in Seat­tle we didn’t have time to relax until we got back on a plane to come home again.

The sun comes up an hour ear­lier out there and sets over an hour later, so that, along with the mild tem­per­a­tures, meant we used up every bit of day doing stuff, only stop­ping to eat and sleep. On our 7 day trip we used four for vis­it­ing 2 dif­fer­ent wings of Donna’s fam­ily in two dif­fer­ent coun­tries, 3 for jam­ming in some touristy stuff of our own and 2 days for travel (I know that’s more than 7, but I rounded up.) For the first time in any of our numer­ous vis­its to the Pacific north­west we actu­ally had a cou­ple days (once again round­ing up) of weather that is most asso­ci­ated with that rea­son, a light rain/mist.

Over the next week I’ll try and pre­tend that each day is a day from the vaca­tion and do that thing I thought I’d do while I was on vacation.

The above is a Miata of multi-colors spot­ted while walk­ing off the ferry on Whid­bey Island.

Gray Whale

–Sat­ur­day June 30th Morn­ing–
Last year ASCO offered a deal with National Car Rental, you could join their Emer­ald Club at no cost and get up to a 20% dis­count, so I opted in think­ing I’d never use it, but it might be worth check­ing out the next time we rented a car.

As luck would have it, for this trip to Seat­tle, they we a lit­tle less than the price of the sec­ond tier agency we usu­ally use, so we stepped up a bit on rental car com­pany ladder.

When the taxi* dropped us off at the rental car place we were sur­prised that there was not a soul around to help us, just an empty com­puter ter­mi­nal and a sea of cars.

*Our plane got into Seat­tle at mid­night Fri­day, so we took a shut­tle to our hotel to get a 1/2 nights sleep. When we got up Sat­ur­day morn­ing rather than take the hotel shut­tle back to the air­port and then get a rental car shut­tle from the air­port to the off-site rental place we took a taxi to make it one shorter ride instead of two longer ones. I’ve got anin­ter­est­ing taxi ride story for another day.

Think­ing there must be some kind of mis­take we go up one flight on the esca­la­tor to the rental coun­ters. The nice lady put down her cross­word, looked at my paper­work, said that all I needed to do was go back down and pick any car from the inter­me­di­ate aisle.

There were a bunch of Chevy Impalas sit­ting about, but then I spot­ted a famil­iar pro­file. It was a 2012 GLS (AKA base model), only a year newer that the Pur­ple Whale, so at least all the con­trols would be right where I was used to them being. It had only 4,000 miles more on the odome­ter, so all the inte­rior panel rat­tles were right where we were used to them being too.

He Who Hesitates Is Searched

–Sat­ur­day June 30th After­noon–
After we picked up our rental car we drove over to Muk­il­teo to watch the Yel­low Belted nephew James take his weekly Taek­wondo les­son. We of course reac­quaint our­selves with his lit­tle sis­ter Maddy and acquaint our­selves with his newest and lit­tlest sis­ter Susan*.

*I looked through all my pho­tos and I don’t have a sin­gle photo of 8 week old Susan. Prob­a­bly because she spent 90% of the time inside her papoose being toted around and the other 10% she was either feed­ing (no cam­eras allowed) or get­ting her dia­per changed (no cam­eras desired.)

After Taek­wondo we all piled into cars for the drive up to Canada to visit cousins. James wanted to ride with Donna and I, so we moved his booster seat into the Gray Whale and the two nieces rode with their par­ents. Scott and Beth gave us James’ birth cer­tifi­cate for his ID and they said they would go through Cana­dian Cus­toms first and tell the offi­cer that we had per­mis­sion to drive James across the border.

As we got to the bor­der there was a few minute wait and when the Mor­risons in front of us went through they headed to the left, not to the right which is the road into Canada proper. We we cleared by the same offi­cer and told to go to the right and we could pull over and wait at the vis­i­tor cen­ter or con­tinue on because our travel com­pan­ions were selected for searching.

No rea­son was given for their selec­tion, so it was entirely ran­dom or it might have been that when the CBSA Offi­cer asked Scott if they were any weapons in the vehi­cle, he went, “…Aaah…I don’t think so…”

Happy Canada Day

–Sun­day July 1st Morn­ing–
Sun­day dawned over­cast and misty. While we waited on the house full of peo­ple (4 Cana­dian adult cousins, 2 Cana­dian kid cousins, 4 Amer­i­can adults and 2.5 Amer­i­can kids) to all get up, get some break­fast and chill until we could head down to the local park for the Canada Day fes­tiv­i­ties, Donna and I decided to go for a walk and get our first inter­na­tional cache. As soon as we men­tioned the word walk, there came a series of small voices, “Me too”, “Me too”, “Me too” & “Me too.” James and Mady and their 2 cousins, Laura and Anna, were com­ing with us.

We headed uphill first, so that the way back would be all down­hill. There were about 5 caches within a mile of the house, but mostly the kids were more inter­ested in being kids, so we headed for a park where they could blow off steam. Donna and I pushed swings, spun merry-go-rounds, teetered tot­ters and made sure no one won­dered off. Finally the rain and wet pants con­vinced the kids to head back home, but we walked right past it. There was another small park in sight just down and across the street from the house. More play­ing and what­not ensued.

We didn’t mind this detour at all because this park also held a geo­cache. I headed off, GPSr in hand to look for it with James and Laura. Laura spot­ted the camoed lock-n-lock first behind a fence post. Laura grabbed a hockey trad­ing card and James took noth­ing. We had acci­den­tally left behind at home all the SC State Park schwag we had col­lected to drop in the caches out west, so I dropped in a cou­ple of Amer­i­can quar­ters for trade. And as I was explain­ing the whole trad­ing thing, take some­thing, leave some­thing, she put the card back and picked up the 2 quar­ters. Oh, well, they’ll catch on later.

In the photo above, from left to right: James, Laura, Mor­ris the Moose (the RCMP mas­cot), Anna, Mor­ris’ handler(who makes sure he just eats bear kib­ble, not lit­tle kids), Maddy and lastly, some ran­dom passerby.

EVERYONE Loves A Parade

–Sun­day July 1st After­noon–
After our walk to the parks with kids and vis­it­ing the local Colqit­lam Canada Day fes­ti­val, we headed into down­town Van­cou­ver to see that city’s parade. A dozen of us took the train, I don’t know what the total was, but it couldn’t have been too bad as an adult fare was less than $2.50 one way. The thing that was very intrigu­ing was there were no turn­stiles* and no con­duc­tors. I asked our host, “Why’d we buy tick­ets?” Her reply was, “Just in case a ran­dom Traf­fic Moun­tie asked for them.” Another fine exam­ple of the Canadian’s inher­ent politeness.

*They are work­ing on installing turn­stiles and they should be in place some­time next year.

First stop was to pose in front of the Olympic Flame from the 2010 Win­ter Games. As you can sort of tell, this is ground zero for the fes­tiv­i­ties even though the parade route is a cou­ple of blocks over.

We made it over to a cor­ner that was lightly pop­u­lated near the end of the parade route that had some nice steps for view­ing over the folks that would be lin­ing the curb. We hadn’t planned our tim­ing very well as we neglected to get din­ner before head­ing down­town, so our choices were lim­ited, but as it turned out their was a famous Cana­dian ham­burger chain restau­rant just a cou­ple blocks away. We left the bulk of the group behind to keep claim on our spot and four of us headed to McDonalds.

We were not the only ones who were grab­bing a bite to eat before the parade as the line was nearly to the door. I didn’t think we’d get any­thing to eat in time to see the parade, but appar­ently this wasn’t their first attempt at han­dling a huge crowd in a hurry as we made it out the door in about ten min­utes. There was another line inside that was a lit­tle shorter, but a lot slower, the line to use the Ladies Room.

We got back to our cor­ner with time enough to fin­ish most of fast food before the parade, but it was no longer sparsely pop­u­lated. It was jammed with seem­ingly more peo­ple than live in our fair city of Aiken. The parade included every­thing from a Scot­tish Pipe Band to a Chi­nese Dragon to Impe­r­ial Stormtroop­ers and after watch­ing nearly the whole thing (or as much as we could han­dle), we headed for the train for the ride back to Colquitlam.

By the time we got back to the house, no one really wanted to head back to the park we were at ear­lier in the day to see the fire­works, so we sat on the back deck drink­ing wine and telling tales. Turned out it was a good thing that we didn’t go, as they can­celled the show because some knuck­le­heads jumped the fence sur­round­ing the fireworks.

20,000 Miles Of French Roads

Actu­ally the tour only cov­ers a lit­tle more than a tenth of that fig­ure at 2,173 miles, but on yesterday’s short flat stage from the Provence of Kroger to the depart­ment of Board­man the Pur­ple Whale crossed the 20k mile figure.

As we do every year we’ve upgraded our cable pack­age so we can watch the bike race. What started as the Out­door Life Net­work and mor­phed into VS (later they spelled it out, Ver­sus) is now this year the NBC Sports Net­work. NBCSN doesn’t show as many repeats as Ver­sus did, so it is not as con­ve­nient for us to watch the week­day stages. Last year Ver­sus had a 2 hour show be tween 5 & 7PM, but this year we have to wait until 8:00PM.

We were tempted to try their live stream­ing, but try as I might I could not find any infor­ma­tion if I could replay the stage when ever I wanted, Like 5:00PM…

4 I’s Two

Alrighty now. The 5 pairs of glasses for Home Try On arrived Thurs­day after­noon. If you remem­ber, I mocked them up a short time ago, and it is amaz­ing how dif­fer­ent they look in person.

It is also amaz­ing how dif­fer­ent they look when pho­tographed in nat­ural light:

#4 was sup­posed to be a Percy in Char­coal Fade, but it was unavail­able, so I sub­sti­tuted the Crosby in Bur­gundy Fade. This turned out to be my least favorite frame, the color was too dark and the fade wasn’t much of one.

I showed them around at work to a few folks (of both gen­ders) and most peo­ple agreed that the Reynolds in Striped Ever­green was the one they liked the best. I’m think­ing that the main rea­son for that is they were the small­est and the least bulky of the five.

My favorite, sorta, was the Sin­clair in Mid­night Blue. I liked the shape, but the color was too dark for me. Unfor­tu­nately the other 2 col­ors this model is avail­able in are prob­a­bly too dark as well (if the col­ors match the ones on the dif­fer­ent frames sam­ples I got this time.) Next in line would be the Wiloughby in the Tenn Whiskey Fade, but that is almost too dark and then 3rd would have been the People’s Choice, the Reynolds.

I’ve lined up 5 more choices, includ­ing the elu­sive Percy in Char­coal Fade, with a few lighter col­ors. If the Percy isn’t avail­able I’ve got a cou­ple sub­sti­tutes, but I hope it doesn’t come to that.

Last Glasses Post

When I had my eye exam, I had them order up three pairs of frames for me to look at from my usual Easy­Clip col­lec­tion. I really like that the mag­netic sun­glasses are inte­grated into the total design. Well, I never heard from the vision place, so I started the Warby Parker frame shopping.

On Sat­ur­day my driver’s license renewal appli­ca­tion came in the mail. Rather than take the DMV’s eye exam it is eas­ier to get your eye care pro­fes­sional to fill out that side of the form, so we stopped in on the way hometo get that done. While there I asked what­ever hap­pened to those frames I wanted to see. Turns out they had one of them, but were wait­ing on the other two before let­ting me know.

I tried on the one pair and didn’t really care for them, so we started try­ing on some of the other glasses with mag­netic sun­glasses that they had in the store. None of them floated my boat. Then we moved onto some of their sort of retro frames with not much more luck. At this point I was get­ting tired at star­ing at my own face (as I’m sure you are too) and was about to close my eyes and pick some­thing at ran­dom, sort of a Pin The Glasses On The Man game, when Crys­tal who was patiently help­ing us out said, “I’ve just thing for you.”

She came out of the back of the store with three pairs of frames. The first one was OK, the sec­ond the same, but num­ber three was the win­ner, the Eddie Bauer 8206 in Tortoise/Sapphire.

What about sun­glasses you ask? Why Tran­si­tions of course.

Started up, went down, back up, still up.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 10/24/08: 1161

Welcome to Friday Harbor

–Mon­day July 2nd Morn­ing–
Today was a travel day. Brother Scott and fam­ily were headed back to Sno­homish while Donna and I were headed to the San Juan Islands.

We drove the 141 kilo­me­ters from Colquit­lam, BC to Ana­cortes, WA and got in line for the 2 o’clock ferry to Fri­day Har­bor. We were towards the end of lane 6 and we waited while they were loaded lanes 1, 2 & 3 (4 and 5 were empty.) Watch­ing all those cars drive on we were kind of wor­ried we wouldn’t get on board and have to wait until 4:45 for the next ferry. Donna got out of the car to go ask the ticket seller lady if we would get on the cur­rent ferry. She asked Donna if we got a ticket of a num­ber, “A ticket,” replied Donna. “You’re get­ting on this ferry,” came the reply. See, for­tu­nately for us, the M/V Yakima holds up to 114 cars.

Because we had a late start (about 10:00AM, which seems to be the typ­i­cal North­west start time, both Amer­i­can and Cana­dian) we planned on eat­ing on the ferry. Def­i­nitely not haute cui­sine, but it would have to do. I opted for a sausage dog and Donna was in a quandary as what to get until she spot­ted soup pots on the other side of the serv­ing line. She noticed they had one of her favorites, split pea soup, and asked me to pass her a small paper bowl that was located on my side of the line. I lobbed one to her, but it bounced right off her hand and landed smack inside the mid­dle of the clam chow­der tureen. Ooops.

Donna snatched the bowl out quickly, but the cashier sprang into action, she com­manded the woman next to Donna to close the lid on the Clam Chow­der and shouted to the kitchen, “We need another Clam Chow­der on the line!” all the while giv­ing Donna and I a with­er­ing look. For­tu­nately she only charged us for the sin­gle cup of soup and not a whole pot of the stuff.

Be Careful What You Wish For

–Mon­day July 2nd–
We love Bed & Break­fasts when we travel and try to make them account for at least 40% of our overnight stays. A lot of times they work out to be about the same cost as a nice hotel room.

One of the down­sides to B & B’s is that you never know what you are going to get. I imag­ine it is a lit­tle like inter­net dat­ing, it is pretty easy to enhance your per­ceived pos­i­tives and down­play or out­right omit your weak­nesses. That said, we have only been really dis­ap­pointed twice, once in Arkansas and once in New Mexico.

A big pos­i­tive for almost every­one, but is very often another down­side for us, is the break­fast. At these types of lodg­ings, break­fast is usu­ally served late, a lot of times it won’t start until 9:00AM. We are early ris­ers so as to jam as much fun as we can into each day of vaca­tion (we can rest at work.) Plus break­fast is typ­i­cally some­thing fancy and very rich, not our usual bagel, grits or cold cereal repast. We always wished we could find a B & B with­out the sec­ond B, that way we could eat what we wanted and when we wanted and now that we also have to tack on Donna’s new dietary restric­tions, find­ing that sort of place would be awe­some. Enter the Juniper Lane Guest House in Fri­day Har­bor on San Juan Island.

On the inter­net it looks per­fect, B & B style rooms, nice price, free WiFi, a casual com­mon area, cool con­cept and with access to a full kitchen all day. The inn is far enough from the town, but not too far to be incon­ve­nient for shop­ping or din­ing and the innkeeper is friendly, invit­ing and has a very laid back west-coast vibe. We man­aged to have both break­fasts and one lunch in the house’s kitchen.

The only neg­a­tive about the Juniper Lane Guest House was because the sum­mer weather on the island is such that it begs to have the win­dows in the room flung wide open, mean­ing you hear any traf­fic that passes by right out front on one of the island’s main north-south routes. And as it turns out, there is quite a bit of traf­fic on that road until late at night.

Move this build­ing about 50 yards fur­ther off the road and it would prob­a­bly be in the top 5 places we have ever stayed at.

Lime Kiln Lighthouse

–Mon­day July 2nd After­noon–
Because the sun sets so late at this time of year that after check­ing in we even had time to go out, do a load of clothes, explore the touristy part of the town of Fri­day Har­bor and pick up some stuff at the gro­cery store for snacks & a meal or two. After all that there was still time left to explore the island a bit, think­ing of where we might go when we had more time on Tuesday.

While the hoi pol­loi and day trip­pers grav­i­tate towards Fri­day Har­bor, all the way on the north side of San Juan Island is Roche Har­bor, a resort and it (from my lim­ited obser­va­tion) attracts the more tony crowd. We had din­ner at a cafe out on the pier there and they didn’t turn us away.

As a bonus, while Donna and I were on our west coast road trip, so were the Red Sox allow­ing me to lis­ten to the ball­game on the inter­net at the seem­ing nor­mal time of 7:00PM. If you could call it a bonus, they lost 4 of the 6 games they played against Seat­tle and Oakland.

Lime Kiln Lighthouse

Cattle Point Light

–Tues­day July 3rd Morn­ing–
The Day dawns cloudy and misty, but undaunted we set set off for the south end of the island to do a geo­cache or two. We drove as far as we could on that end of island and were going to go find Cape Cache work our way back to Fri­day Har­bor. As we drove it was sprin­kling lightly, but when we parked to caching it started to come down heav­ier than we wanted to endure just to find an ammo can.

We turned around and drove about a mile back and the rain eased back to its pre­vi­ous driz­zle level so we stopped, think­ing of walk­ing on a trail along the coast to the Cat­tle Point Light. Driz­zle, wind and mid fifties temps sent us back to the car after about 100 yards of trail. As we drove up the hill away from Cat­tle Point I pulled over and took a cou­ple pho­tos of the light.

Next stop was the Amer­i­can Camp of the San Juan Island National His­tor­i­cal Park. By now it had stopped mist­ing so we headed out for hike on the park’s trails. We vis­ited Grandma’s Cove and then promptly missed our turn for the trail to South Beach end­ing up at the site of the actual Amer­i­can Camp. We did still man­age to get a cou­ple miles of walk­ing in anyway.

We never did make it back to the British Camp on the north part of the Island that we briefly poked our head into last night. The rea­son for these two camps had to do with the word­ing of an 1846 treaty between the US and Eng­land set­ting the bound­aries between the two coun­ties and in 1859 brought them to the brink of war once again over the killing of a pig.

Because we are already plan­ning a week’s visit next year and would like a qui­eter place to stay, right after leav­ing the park’s bor­ders we see a sign for the Olympic Lights B & B. We wanted some­thing a lit­tle fur­ther from the road, well this one cer­tainly fits that require­ment, it is behind a gate and is about a 1/4 mile down a pri­vate one-lane road. We invite our­selves inside and met the inn keep­ers and like what we see, so this might be the place for 2013.

After leav­ing the B & B, Donna real­ized we were only a few hun­dred feet from a geo­cache. The rain had quit, so we thought, “What the heck.“I parked the car and we bushwacked into the wet weeds. As we wan­dered deeper into the woods I real­ized that even though the rain had quit we were not to be spared get­ting soaked. Once at ground zero we made short work of find­ing the con­tainer and sign­ing the log. By the time we got back to the car after wad­ing through the knee high weeds our jeans were soaked all the way up to the pock­ets. So we headed back to the guest house to take a break and change into some dry clothes.

127,000 Milligrams Of Caffeine

This morn­ing was the monthly MMC Break­fast event. Because we weren’t meet­ing for the drive to break­fast until 7:30 Donna and I decided on a pre-breakfast at our more typ­i­cal 6:00AM time at DD. We split a bagel and had our usual morn­ing bev­er­ages, Donna’s hot choco­late and my coffee.

We made the meet & greet, and in not too short an order our line of 5 cars made the brief drive to Harlem and our break­fast spot, the Red Oak Manor Bed & Break­fast’s Acorn Restau­rant. The first order of busi­ness for our host was to fill the cof­fee cups of the major­ity of the eleven mem­bers present. And the cof­fee kept com­ing for the whole hour or so we ate, chat­ted and even had a brief meet­ing. I bet we con­sumed over a hun­dred and twenty seven thou­sand mil­ligrams of caf­feine with all that dark amber fluid guzzled.

The Emperor passed the 127,000 mark on the way over to Augusta.

Started up, went down, still down.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 10/24/08: 1162

Le Tour Est Terminée

We were up early this morn­ing to get in a short bike ride, so we could be home in time to see the fin­ish of the Tour de France.

Next year we prob­a­bly won’t do the cable upgrade to watch the race. There isn’t any ten­sion or sus­pense any more, the guy who wins is **SPOILER ALERT** always the guy wear­ing the yel­low shirt.

Market Price

–Tues­day July 3rd After­noon–
After relax­ing for a bit and chang­ing into dry clothes we headed into Fri­day Har­bor for lunch. We first entered an open air place right across from the ferry land­ing and sat down wait­ing to be acknowl­edged. After a bit and not get­ting a visit, we asked some­one who looked like they worked there what the deal was. They said they weren’t open yet, but we could wait where we sat for about 20 more min­utes if we wanted. We didn’t want.

Wan­dered around town for a while look­ing for other options, but find­ing the same sort of not yet open vibe nearly every­where except for the few places that were serv­ing break­fast. When a half an hour passed we returned to our orig­i­nal place. Donna wanted some Dun­ge­ness crab and what I really wanted came from a a dif­fer­ent part of the restau­rant. They could bring it out to me, but it had to be rung up on a sep­a­rate bill. Sounded like too much effort to me, so I opted for the Fish & Chips (turned out later this was a lucky thing.)

We were served our lunches on paper plates and given a plas­tic fork for our uten­sils. For my fish and chips that wasn’t an issue, but to get the most out a crab you need a cou­ple of extra items. When our server asked if there was any­thing else we needed I asked for some malt vine­gar for my chips and Donna asked for a nut cracker or ham­mer and a seafood pick. My wish was granted, but the server told Donna that they didn’t have those utensils.

The top of the crab had already been sep­a­rated and each leg seg­ment had a saw cut in it already mak­ing for easy access to most of the meat, but there were a few knuck­les and other places that refused to grant access to the suc­cu­lent crab. For this we had to use the bot­tom of the Malt Vine­gar bot­tle as a ham­mer. Good thing they make them out of sturdy glass…

And when they say Mar­ket Price on the menu, they mean YIKES! Our lunch with two soft drinks and tip came to $56.

Early Morning Ferry

–Wednes­day July 4th Morn­ing–
We were up at the crack of dawn to catch the first ferry of the day off San Juan Island. At the 5:40AM depar­ture time there is very lit­tle stir­ring on the island except for the 5 of us in the ferry line up area and the guy oper­at­ing the cof­fee stand just across the street.

One of the great things about rid­ing the Wash­ing­ton State Fer­ries is that while you are going one way, there is another ferry going back the other, thus usu­ally cre­at­ing a nice chance to get a photo.

Once you arrive in Ana­cortes, WA there are two ways we could get to Sno­homish and Donna’s brother’s house. First option is due east to I-5, south on the Inter­state, then a short jog east again (50 miles/1 hour & 8 min­utes.) Or WA-20 West over Decep­tion Pass onto Whid­bey Island, this changes to WA-525 South to Clin­ton where you catch a ferry to Muk­il­teo and fin­ish up zig­ging east through Everett (78 miles/2 hours & 16 min­utes.) Guess which one we took? Right, the slow way, down Whid­bey Island to take a sec­ond ferry.

We had had a light break­fast at the Juniper Lane Guest House about 3 hours ear­lier, so at around 8:30 we were get­ting hun­gry again. For­tu­nately for us we hap­pened to be pass­ing through Free­land, WA and we stum­bled on the sort of place we would take the MMC for break­fast if it wasn’t a 4 day drive one way, the Free­land Cafe. Both Donna and I had typ­i­cal morn­ing fare, but the fel­low at the table to our right had this din­ner plate heaped high with some­thing odd look­ing for break­fast, some­thing off the Hawai­ian Style sec­tion of the menu called the Loco-Moco. Two eggs, a ham­burger patty over rice smoth­ered with gravy! I’m bet­ting this place could be fea­tured on one of those Food Net­work shows, but I’m also bet­ting they wouldn’t want to be.

Mukilteo Lighthouse From The Ferry

–Wednes­day July 4th After­noon–
After a brief argu­ment with the car GPS we finally made it through Everett to Sno­homish and the home of Scott, Beth, James, Madi­lyn & Susan. We had sev­eral hours to kill before we headed off to Beth’s par­ents Annual 4th of July shindig, so we needed to occupy some ram­bunc­tious nieces and a nephew. Well one niece, the other was happy & con­tented inside her pouch. Actu­ally not that niece either as she is just happy to be near peo­ple being happy. The nephew wanted to go look­ing for trea­sures, AKA geo­caching, so I looked up some easy finds along the Cen­ten­nial Trail which starts in downtown.

I loaded caches into the GPSr while they loaded snacks, scoot­ers, trikes and baby sup­port sup­plies into the fam­ily SUV. Then we all piled in for the short trip to the trail. Not too long after we got walk­ing we dis­cov­ered a cache near the river and with that goal checked off every­one was pretty con­tent to just walk, talk, scoot and pedal for about a mile or so until we found a play­ground. This cap­tured everyone’s atten­tion. “Oooh, can we play?” “Can we huh?” Can we?” “Watch this!” “Push me.” “Swing me!” “Spin me?” After about an hour the adults were worn slap out from watch­ing the two kids play, so we headed back to the car. There was one small item left on everyone’s wish list before return­ing home…

Ice cream.

And a stop at the Sno­homish Scoop & Sweet Shop fixed that right up.

Slug Races & Fireworks

–Wednes­day July 4th (Cont.)-
Beth won­dered in an email to us sev­eral weeks prior to our visit as to why we would want to go to her par­ents 4th of July cook­out as there would be noth­ing but red­necks there. I don’t know, every­one we met there seemed per­fectly nor­mal to us. Maybe, as Jeff Fox­wor­thy would (did) say, “You might be a red­neck if you are sur­rounded by red­necks and don’t notice.”

The food was the usual fare for a cook­out, hot dogs, chicken and a plethora of side dishes found any­where you find peo­ple eat­ing out­doors. There was one unusual thing that did set this gath­er­ing apart from any other cook­out I had attended — Slug Races.

Slugs are the Offi­cial Gas­tro­pod of the state of Wash­ing­ton and they are every­where, so it makes it easy to round up a racer. An offi­cial race course con­sists of a set of con­cen­tric cir­cles marked off on a white sur­face. The smaller cir­cle is the start­ing area and the larger cir­cle is the fin­ish line. The dis­tance between the two is directly pro­por­tional to the patience of the race jockeys.

In the photo above the slugs from left to right are exactly in the order of their fin­ishes. Nephew James’ slug, Slimy Speed­ster, was the win­ner, my slug, Gal­lop­ing Gas­tro, placed a dis­tant sec­ond and Donna’s Movin’ Mol­lusc showed in third. The other two con­tes­tants never left the start­ing gate.

We fin­ished the day off back just up the street from Scott and Beth’s house at their church where we made s’mores and watched the night sky explode with light. Because they live on a small ridge that over­looks the Sno­homish River Val­ley we got to see thou­sands, of bursts of light from right next door, to the glut explod­ing over the Tulalip reser­va­tion to the mas­sive show over the town of Everett.

Hot Dogs

–Thurs­day July 5th–
After yesterday’s action packed 17 hour day we wanted to take it easy, so we slept in and after break­fast took a nice lit­tle walk around Muk­il­teo. Up until then we weren’t sure what we would do with the Mor­risons today, but when we dis­cov­ered that there was a great beach, with some fire pits, a nice lit­tle walk­ing trail, pub­lic restrooms and most impor­tantly, a play­ground, right there, we knew.

Donna called Scott and said come on down, where we spent the after­noon eat­ing hot­dogs and s’mores, watch­ing peo­ple and boats, and play­ing and relaxing.

As a cap­per for the after­noon we boarded the ferry, pas­sen­gers ride free on this route, and took it over to Whid­bey Island. Upon arrival we walked over to a small pub­lic beach near the land­ing and spent an hour or so skip­ping stones and chat­ting (and play­ing for the kids) until we caught the ferry back to Mukilteo.

It was then we said good­bye to the kids and their par­ents until next year. Back at the hotel we packed up and chilled, prep­ping for tomorrow’s long plane ride back east.

We Probably Won’t Do That Again

–Fri­day July 6th–
Travel Day. We had a leisurely break­fast at the hotel, packed the car and looked at the time. It was an hour trip to the air­port and 5 hours until the plane took off. We always like to get to the air­port early because you never know how long it will take to get through Secu­rity, but 4 hours was a bit too much.

So we broke out the map and the ferry sched­ule. It is always enjoy­able com­ing into Seat­tle that way because of the great view of the sky­line. We hugged the coast as best we could from Muk­il­teo to Edmonds which took us along quiet neigh­bor­hood street past homes with views we wish we could afford.

After a wait of 20–30 min­utes in Edmonds we were directed onto the M/V Spokane for the half hour ferry ride to Kingston. Once back on dry land there was a short 16 mile drive to the Town of Bain­bridge Island for the next ferry ride. We just missed the 10:25 to Seattle.

Because there was about an hour before the next depar­ture, we took a walk around the ferry load­ing area and stum­bled on some­thing you don’t very often, a bicy­cle garage. Folks who live on Bain­bridge Island and work in Seat­tle will ride their bike to the ferry, walk on the boat and walk (or catch a bus) to their office in down­town. You basi­cally rent a ver­ti­cal rack to hang your bike on with a small locker for hel­met and shoes, etc. They have room for about 75 bikes with 10 or so set aside as first come first serve. While we were chat­ting up the fel­low in the back room he told us there was a short trail that would take us over to the his­toric part of the town if we wanted, so just to stretch our legs a bit, we walked it part way before turn­ing around and head­ing back to the car as we didn’t want to miss this ferry.

When we drove off the M/V Tacoma we were deposited into down­town Seat­tle at 12:05PM on a work­day. The car traf­fic was thick as we edged up Mar­ion St the 4 blocks to 2nd Ave where the GPS was telling us to turn right. At each light it took at least two cycles to get through because pedes­tri­ans have the right of way and there were herds of them walk­ing to get lunch, so only about two cars could turn at each green.

We finally made a right on 2nd Ave. and the GPS said, “Turn right on Colum­bia St.” Once on Colum­bia St the GPS said, “Turn right on 1st Ave.” OK, we’ll play that, but it sure seems like we are going in a cir­cle. On 1st Ave it said, “Turn right on Mar­ion St.” Alrighty then. Once on Mar­ion, sure enough it said, “Turn right on 2nd Ave.” It was tak­ing us in a cir­cle! I told Donna to hit the mute but­ton and I drove up to 4th Ave. and turned right, which was head­ing south and in the gen­eral direc­tion of the air­port. We drove past Cen­tury Link Field (home of the Sea­hawks) and then Safeco Field (home of the Mariners) and got lucky; there was a sign for I-90 & I-5.

We were now had about an hour and half until our plane took off and we still had a 15 minute drive to the rental car return place, return the car, catch a shut­tle to the ter­mi­nal, check our bags, clear secu­rity and walk to the gate. Get­ting tight. But that bit of luck in find­ing the Inter­state entrance kept right on com­ing. Traf­fic on I-5 was backed up going north, but south was mov­ing smoothly. Drop­ping off the car was the usual easy and there was a shut­tle bus wait­ing on us. Bag check-in was pain­less and we were star­tled to find the usual Disney-esque wind­ing queue for secu­rity to be non exis­tent. We ended up mak­ing it to the gate with about 15 min­utes before first board­ing call.

Turned out we even had more time than that, as depar­ture was delayed by about 30 min­utes because the plane wasn’t ready, but that expe­ri­ence was a lit­tle too close for our comfort.

Adventures in Parking

Gas Station Outside Vancouver, that's per Litre or $4.97 US per gallon

–Fri­day June 29th–
When we arrived at the Atlanta Air­port we pulled into the first avail­able long term park­ing lot. I grabbed the ticket and hung a left and imme­di­ately noticed an empty spot to the left. I pulled in and we unloaded the lug­gage. As we walked back towards the cen­ter aisle we noticed a slightly bet­ter lit spot along the fence near the entrance ticket booths. So I moved the car and after 4 tries of back­ing it in, I got it cen­tered and straight enough to not be embarrassing.

Made note of our row num­ber (17) and assum­ing it worked like it does at most air­ports we rolled our lug­gage to the cen­ter aisle to get to a shut­tle bus shel­ter. There were no shel­ters, hmmm. We wan­dered back and forth a bit look­ing, but the only thing we saw was a small build­ing that had a shut­tle bus parked near it. As we headed that way we noticed a shut­tle bus com­ing our way.

It drove right by.

So we con­tin­ued our way to the build­ing where Donna found a locked door and when she tapped on a win­dow, she was ignored. Return­ing to the cen­ter aisle we saw another shut­tle bus. It saw us and promptly turned down a row, drove to the end aisle, drove a ways and came back out in the cen­ter aisle past where we were!

About then a young cou­ple showed up in their car and told us they thought we needed to be way down on the other end where there was some­one direct­ing cars into park­ing spots and that is where the buses picked up peo­ple. They offered us a ride, but we declined, it was only about as many yards away as what the tem­per­a­ture was, 107.

As we walked towards where we were sup­posed to go, we noticed for the first time the traf­fic direc­tor guy who was all ges­tic­u­lat­ing like a Bermuda traf­fic cop, but with a lime green vest, instead of a snappy uni­form, and match­ing lime green gloves, instead of white. Once on the bus, the dri­ver asked where we parked and I explained our spot. He wrote down 18A on a magenta square of paper.

–Fri­day July 6th Really Late–
We col­lect our lug­gage and wheel out it to the curb where there are three Park-N-Fly buses just wait­ing. As we approach the first one dri­ves off, so we go for the clos­est bus. The dri­ver next to the door shakes his head and points at the other bus. As we head for­ward, that bus starts to move. Great! As we start to turn round, we real­ize that it was just pulling up to fill the spot vacated by the pre­vi­ous bus. Sheep­ishly we turn back around and get on the (now) first bus.

The very cheer­ful and per­son­able dri­ver asked for our lit­tle pink ticket with our row num­ber. We waited a few min­utes and a cou­ple of young guys, then a young hus­band and wife duo boarded. As they handed her their tick­ets, she closed the door and off we went. I guess at this time of night on a Fri­day, the occu­pants of three cars is a full load.

The dri­ver tells us we’ll go to our car first. And because of the time of night, she will stay with each of us until our car starts for safety rea­sons. We drove down “our“row, but there was no Pur­ple Whale. It wasn’t because it had been stolen (I hoped) because this wasn’t really our row as there weren’t any tick­ets booths right behind it. But because we came in at mid day and it is now dark as dark can be and the bus didn’t come in the same way we drove in a week ago, I’m a lit­tle dis­ori­en­tated as to where we actu­ally are. The dri­ver cruised the next row over and asked me to hit the door lock but­ton, so we could find the car by the flash­ing lights. No lights.

On to Plan B. We head off to find the two guys’ truck. We are look­ing for a beige Ford pickup truck. We cruise down the row that was writ­ten on his ticket. The dri­ver asks, “Can you see it?” He replies, “I can’t see any­thing. The win­dows are so darkly tinted.” She calls back, “Use your clicker.” He goes, “My truck doesn’t have that.” So now there are 7 sets of eyes peer­ing into the dark­ness look­ing for a brown pickup truck. The young hus­band calls out, “Is that it?!” Nope. The dri­ver asks, “Is that it?” “No.” We cruise down the adja­cent row where finally the fel­low calls, “There it is.” The shut­tle bus dri­ver asks, “Did you pull through?” “Ahh, yeah,” came the reply.

The wife of the other cou­ple says, “We did too.” So now the dri­ver knows to go down Row 3 instead of Row 2 that was writ­ten on their ticket and we make short work of find­ing their red Chevy Cav­a­lier. Back to find­ing the Pur­ple Whale.

We tell our dri­ver that it is backed into a spot next to the incom­ing ticket booths. We tell her it is across from a trailer or some­thing and she says, “We don’t have no trail­ers here. Maybe it is the com­pany build­ing.” We head back down to Row 17 and there in all its flash­ing turn sig­nal glory was our car. We say, “Thanks,” as we exit and hear the dri­ver mut­ter­ing under her breath, “Those idiots need to start writ­ing down the right numbers…”