Sturgeon’s Law

Ninety per­cent of every­thing is crap.


Derived from a quote by sci­ence fic­tion author Theodore Stur­geon, who once said, “Sure, 90% of sci­ence fic­tion is crud. That’s because 90% of every­thing is crud.” Oddly, when Sturgeon’s Law is cited, the final word is almost invari­ably changed to ‘crap’.

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Chinese New Year

1-1-2008 Enchanted CeilingToday’s sky was as unevent­ful as yesterday’s, but I decided to take a photo any­way. I went out on the deck in mid-afternoon and recre­ated, as best as pos­si­ble, lat night’s Last of 2007 Enchanted Ceil­ing pic­ture. Now I have to take pre­cious min­utes of the new year and post them to the site.

Rambo? How old is Stallone?

How do they expect to sell me on the mer­its of High Def­i­n­i­tion DVDs or Blueray Discs by broad­cast­ing clips of movies into my liv­ing room on my ana­log TV?

You would have thunk it was a reli­gious hol­i­day with the amount of places that weren’t open today. Because it was a rel­a­tively nice day, sunny, mid 50s, we decided to walk the mile up to a shop­ping cen­ter and get a pizza. Roma Pizza was closed. No prob­lem, there is a Moe’s on the other side of the park­ing lot. Prob­lem, they were closed too, so we kept walk­ing. About a half a mile fur­ther was a shop­ping cen­ter with a Japan­ese restau­rant and an Indian one too. One of those were bound to be open. Nope. We had one last hope before set­tling on a sub sand­wich from the deli of the gro­cery store that was on the way home. It didn’t look open, but the OPEN sign was lit. We tried the door and entered the Jade of China. For­tu­nately the Year of the Rat starts on Feb­ru­ary 7th and not Jan­u­ary 1st.

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Bankrupt Already?

Sec­ond day of the year and I’ve already run out of things to blog about. Maybe tomor­row, I start a week of Jury Duty for the Aiken County Cir­cuit Court. Can’t promise any­thing, because if I get selected for a jury I won’t be able to talk about it.

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Juror #6…

…didn’t get picked.

I was glad I didn’t get selected, but would not have been dis­ap­pointed had I been. This wasn’t for a reg­u­lar trial ses­sion jury, but for Grand Jury duty. You would have to report one Thurs­day per month (more if needed) to decide if the prosecution’s case had merit for trial and if it did, hand down indict­ments. There are 18 Grand Jurors, 12 picked today for the year of 2008 and 6 return­ing mem­bers from 2007. So, although today’s lucky selectees were cho­sen to serve for one year, half of them would get held over and serve a sec­ond year.

First, all of us assem­bled in an unused court room and then at the appointed time we were guided into the actual court room. The judge came in and then the Clerk called the role. We were num­bered alpha­bet­i­cally, so because my last name starts with a B I was a low num­ber. As the clerk called our num­ber, start­ing at #1 and going all the way up to #99, we had to stand and say aloud our name. They skipped quite a few numbers/names, lead­ing me to believe some folks had called in with excuses already.

After every­one had sounded off, the clerk informed the judge he had 64 per­spec­tive jurors with one no-show. He asked the miss­ing per­sons name and then told his bailiff to inform the Sheriff’s Office that he wanted a bench war­rant issued for that per­son to be before him next Mon­day at 9:30. The judge then read a series of ques­tions that if you could answer yes to you might be excused from duty. One per­son was excused because they had moved to Augusta (last week­end) and two more were excused for med­ical rea­sons. There were about a half dozen who had hard­ships that made it incon­ve­nient to serve once a month and they got swapped into the reg­u­lar jury pool for a two week ses­sion later in the year.

This left about 55 peo­ple eli­gi­ble for the 15 spots (twelve plus three alter­nates) giv­ing me a 27% chance of get­ting cho­sen. Our juror num­ber and names were writ­ten on small slips of paper and loaded into a “high tech’ metal box the size of a cigar box and pro­fes­sional shaken up by the Assis­tant Clerk of Court. The slips of paper were then drawn out one at a time.

The first num­ber called was for a woman seated right behind me. She mut­tered an exple­tive under her breath as she made her way up front. The woman sit­ting next to me went “Oh my,” in mock sur­prise. I whis­pered to her, “Yeah, she didn’t seem to happy about that.” About halfway through call­ing the 12 Grand Jurors, the clerk called out, “Juror num­ber six — ty seven.” My heart skipped a beat there. I fig­ured for sure that I was going to get picked as one of three alter­nates, but didn’t.

All of us unwanted jurors were directed back to the orig­i­nal room where we were given a writ­ten excuse for work and a check for $20.

Thanks Aiken County for buy­ing my wife and I BBQ at Bobby’s for tonight’s dinner.

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Sorry

Used up all my words yesterday.

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Lost Laptop In Space

Dharma LaptopA friend (Hi Rae!) got a new note­book for Christ­mas, a nice Ruby Red Insp­iron and when I saw it I was very jeal­ous, it made my 2-year old lap­top look down right dowdy. I con­sid­ered paint­ing the sil­ver lid with some of the Gar­net Red in a can I have left over, so it would match the Emperor. That seemed like an awful lot of trou­ble. I decided to take the easy way out — a Pixel Decal lap­top skin.

I didn’t think I would watch all 29 episodes in Sea­son 1, but I thought would make it past 15 min­utes of the un-aired pilot. I have lit­tle mem­ory of watch­ing Lost in Space when it orig­i­nally aired. I do remem­ber hav­ing a crush on Penny though, as she and I were roughly the same age. And I do remem­ber Dr. Smith always call­ing the robot names like, “You bum­bling bubble-headed buf­foon.” Nei­ther of those two char­ac­ters were in the un-aired pilot. We almost turned it off at about 10 min­utes in as the mete­ors that that sent the Jupiter II (called the Gem­ini XII here) off course turned out to be eas­ily rec­og­niz­able as wadded up alu­minum foil. What finally made me hit the eject but­ton was the 1–2 com­bi­na­tion of ter­ri­ble act­ing by Mark God­dard as Pro­fes­sor Don West and Guy Williams as Cap­tain James Robin­son when they tried to give the impres­sion they were bat­tling high winds on a moun­tain top fol­lowed by the “giant” one-eyed mon­ster that showed up in forced per­spec­tive dressed in an out­fit made of squares of burlap bags. Couldn’t take the cheese anymore.

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The Emperor’s Lost Sunday

The Miata sat unused all day in the garage. After sleep­ing in we walked down­town to the New Moon Cafe for muffins. When we got back home there was brief talk of going for a drive, but I pooh-pooh the idea to stay home and read.

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Lost the Will to Write?

It is 10:00PM and it is time to pre­pare for beddy-bye, but I haven’t writ­ten any­thing here yet, so the day isn’t com­plete. I’ve done some legit­i­mate things this evening, not just Blog­ging Avoid­ance stuff, rollerbladed 3 miles, “helped” cook din­ner, worked on get­ting the MMC’s 2008 cal­en­dar online, read some of “The Pas­sage” by my favorite Navy author, David Poyer, watched a cou­ple of Law & Orders (OK, maybe that was BA), but still I have noth­ing to say (and so far this ram­bling post proves that beyond a shadow of doubt.)

The only remotely excit­ing part of my day was rid­ing home from work with the top down, there you have it, the top tran­si­tions dou­bled for the year so far.

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Lost Data

I’m sit­ting here watch­ing a Win XP Setup progress bar on the desk­top. Not mine, but a co-workers. She has a 1–1/2 year old Dell she is think­ing of donat­ing to her grand­son, why I’m sure, he’s the one who has the PC in the first place, but hey, she’s the grandma. I don’t know how this is going to go though, she didn’t have a restore disc or a copy of XP any­where (grand­kid prob­a­bly snagged it and sold it on ebay) so I have booted it to my XP CD and when it asks for a prod­uct key I’ll enter the one from the side of her tower.

We had a nice warm day with no call for rain, but at the noon walk it looked cloudy so at my doctor’s appoint­ment this after­noon I raised the top. Good thing too as there was a smat­ter­ing of fresh rain drops on the car when I returned. Today’s top tran­si­tions dou­bled yesterday’s total which had dou­bled the day before’s. That expo­nen­tial increase will prob­a­bly end tomor­row as I can bet that the top won’t tran­si­tion 8 times…

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Lost Capability

When I went to watch The Incred­i­bles the other day there was a sec­tion of the disk that held some set up rou­tines for opti­mum THX view­ing. What the heck, I’ll give it a try. The video por­tion was a piece of cake, but the audio sec­tion was a dis­ap­point­ment. My decade old Onkyo receiver has 5:1 Dolby pro­cess­ing, that I have had work­ing in the past, but for some rea­son now there is no sound at all from the rear sur­round speak­ers. No big deal, they aren’t in their ideal place­ments for that total immer­sion feel­ing anyway.

We have a JVC DVD player and we have a JVC TV that are about 5–1/2 years old. JVC used to have a sys­tem called Compu-Link that hooked up their elec­tronic com­po­nents, so that when one did some­thing that effected another set­ting auto­mat­i­cally changed. When­ever we used pop a DVD in, the TV would turn on and change to the video input the DVD was hooked into. Notice I said used? Stopped work­ing the other day. It is no big deal to push a cou­ple but­tons, but when you are used to hav­ing it easy…

When I hit the Power­ball tonight I’ll prob­a­bly go out and buy one of those all in one box sys­tems. Of course if I actu­ally did win the $71 mil­lion I could hire some­body to come in set up a killer media system.

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Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 01/01/08: Six

Totally Lost

LostHe said he was going to put Sea­son 1 Disc 1 in his Net­flix queue to see what I was so hooked on that I would spend two whole days anchored to the couch watching.

Disc 1 arrived Tues­day night, Mark and his wife are now totally Lost. Wednes­day morn­ing at work he cussed me out for get­ting him hooked on the show. The first 4 episodes were just enough to get them addicted and now he couldn’t con­cen­trate on work, all he could think about was watch­ing more. A junkie jonesin’ for a fix. I was slightly jeal­ous as I remem­ber that feeling.

Wednes­day he stopped at a video rental place on the way home and gets the 5 discs left of Sea­son 1 caus­ing him to stay up way past his bed­time watch­ing episodes 5 through 16. Right now Mark and his wife are prob­a­bly fin­ish­ing up Sea­son 1. On his way home from work today he was going to stop and get Sea­son 2 for Sat­ur­day. Right after say­ing that he said, “Nope, prob­a­bly won’t wait that long, Fri­day night.” I’m bet­ting they may start Sea­son 2 tonight…

Mark didn’t think the video place has Sea­son 2 for rent, but he did see them in the used DVD bin for sale. He fig­ures even if he buys them for $5 bucks each ($30 total) he can recoup his losses by sell­ing the set on eBay after watch­ing them.

This led to a quick check of eBay to see how much a sea­son of Lost was going for — $25–30. Hey, here’s an auc­tion Sea­son 1 that ends in forty min­utes with a high bid of $16.49. I said I’d pay that much for it. Mark goaded me on, so I bid $17. Wouldn’t you know it, I won, so now I have Sea­son 1 of Lost on the way for rewatching.

Maybe I’ll pay Mark $20 for Sea­son 2 if he ends up buy­ing it…

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72,000 Grains Of Rice

The “Gang of Six” meet tonight at Miyabi Japan­ese restau­rant in Augusta for din­ner. We had a 5:30 reser­va­tion and it is a good thing, as Donna and I arrived first, a cou­ple min­utes after five, and there was already a wait for walk-ins of 45 minutes.

Every one is seated at tables of 8, so we six are joined by a woman and her 5-year old son. They sat on the same end of the table as Donna and I and the lit­tle boy was very well behaved. Turns out they have eaten here before and it his favorite restau­rant, even more so than McDon­alds. He even ate with chop sticks (although they did have train­ing wheels.)

If you have eaten at one of these places, you know the drill, a chef comes out and cooks in front of you. There are slash­ing knives and flip­ping spat­u­las. There is copi­ous amounts of food cooked in a lot of but­ter and soy sauce. He sautees up some veg­eta­bles and then brings out this giant bowl of white rice and inverts it on the grill. It is the size of a bas­ket­ball, I bet there are 72,000 grains of rice there. After it is sep­a­rated into 8 parts, each serv­ing is 3 x 6 x 2″ thick. Finally the meat is cooked and added to your plate, the pile of food in front of you is now enough to feed a small African nation. All 3 cou­ples left with enough stuff in a to go box for lunch for two for another day.

For dessert we had home­made rasp­berry yogurt at one couple’s home and dis­cussed every­thing from Pres­i­den­tial cam­paigns to Japan­ese after mar­ket parts for Miatas to whether Gene Sim­mons either aced the pre­vi­ous evening’s Celebrity Appren­tice chal­lenge or maybe marked him­self for fir­ing next week.

On the way back to Aiken the Emperor clicked over the 72,000 mile mark.

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Captain Gaylord’s Fences

Captain Gaylord's FencesWent for a nice cou­ple hour hike in the woods this morn­ing. We’ve been threat­en­ing to go for a hike for a cou­ple weeks, but just haven’t made it. It was sunny and mild, but you can tell it is win­ter because you can see fur­ther with all the leaves off the trees.

After lunch we ‘wasted” the rest of the day away watch­ing The Good Shep­herd and then Sea­son 1 Disc 1 of Bones

To say that Matt Damon’s per­for­mance as Edward Wil­son in the Good Shep­herd was under­stated is an under­state­ment. In the Bones pilot, every­thing was mov­ing too fast and seemed over the top just to catch your inter­est. It had the exact oppo­site effect on us, after the first episode we almost stopped watch­ing. After the sec­ond episode we fig­ured we’d fin­ish the disc and not get any­more. At the end of 4 episodes and the disc we thought, what the heck, let’s add some more Discs.

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Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 01/01/08: 12

Weekend Odds And Ends

SimpsonizedI’ve been Simp­sonized!

My Lost discs that I bid vic­to­ri­ously for on eBay will be mailed on Mon­day. They are com­ing from West By God Vir­ginia so they should be here by Thursday.

This morn­ing we finally raked up the last of the dead leaves out of the back­yard. We had ignored the back­yard all fall, always keep­ing the front neat, until ear­lier this week when we got half of it cleaned up and piled in front of the house for the city to pick on Thurs­day. Now the rest will get picked up this com­ing Tues­day. Thats right, more big news from around here, our trash pickup day has been moved from Thurs­day to Tuesday.

When we went to Sub­way for lunch the tem­per­a­ture was 49°, but because it was a short ride we kept the top down. When we stepped out­side after eat­ing and sit­ting a bit it felt cold so we put the top up for the ride home. At home I checked the tem­per­a­ture and it read 51°, go figure.

A lit­tle link action. Last night while blog surf­ing I stum­bled on another blog­ger with a Miata, er MX-5 and added a link to his site. Wel­come Mike who is appar­ently noto­ri­ously nice and from what I’ve read so far he has been nice. I also, with great sad­ness, removed long time read, Will Burn­ham Down The House. After 5 years he is clos­ing down his blog. Too bad, will had an inter­est­ing life and an inter­est­ing take on it. Today a fel­low Club mem­ber wrote ask­ing if I had any clip art depict­ing a woman or girl in a Miata. She was think­ing of mak­ing her own sta­tion­ary. And while I could have sworn I’d seen some­thing almost exactly like that in the past, an inter­net search didn’t turn it up. It did turn up a cou­ple more blog­gers with Miatas that have been added to the blog roll in the side­bar. Wel­come Jon (jcm’s blog) and Ralph (Van City Blue Miata.)

It also turned up a cou­ple odd­i­ties — a female imper­son­ator named Miata, a whole web­site ded­i­cated to sex­ily dressed women get­ting their cars stuck in the mud (video 029 has a Miata) and a Miata Art Car.

I’m think­ing of buy­ing this T-shirt, but wished it came in some­thing other than crap brown

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Gynecologist’s Assistant Opening

A young man goes into the Job Cen­ter in Charleston, SC and sees a card adver­tis­ing for a Gynecologist’s Assis­tant. Inter­ested he goes to learn more

Can you give me some more details about this?” he asks the guy behind the desk.

The Job Cen­ter man sorts through his files & replies — “Oh yes here it is: The job entails you get­ting the lady patients ready for the gyne­col­o­gist. You have to help them out of their under­wear, lie them down and care­fully wash their gen­i­tal regions. You then apply shav­ing foam and gen­tly shave off all their pubic hair then rub in sooth­ing oils so that they’re ready for the gynecologist’s exam­i­na­tion. There’s an annual salary of $45,000, but you’re going to have to go to Savan­nah, GA. That’s about 120 miles from here.”

Oh, why? Is that where the job’s at?”

No sir — that’s where the end of the line is…!!”

Blank Textarea

I’ve got to start car­ry­ing one of those lit­tle note­book that detec­tives or reporters carry so that I can write down blog ideas that occur to me dur­ing the day. Because as I sit here tonight star­ing at a blank textarea, I might have ben­e­fited from some­thing like that. That is if any­thing hap­pened oday worth writ­ing about.

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Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 01/01/08: 13

Oh You Rebel You

Today is Tues­day and this is the first time our garbage and recy­cling will be picked up on Tues­day instead of Thurs­day like it has been for the last 19 years.

I knew it was trash day and I con­sciously didn’t put it out by the curb.

Because it is just the two of us, the rolling trash bin and the recy­cling bin never get more than half full over the course of a week, so there wasn’t any need for me take any thing out after just 5 days. Trust me, we’ll still have room left next Tues­day after 12 days…

Good thing I am not triskaideka­pho­bic because the top count has been stuck on 13 for a few days and because we are going through a Jan­u­ary “cold” spell, it will remain at that num­ber for the fore­see­able future.

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Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 01/01/08: 13

Here We Go Again

Bad Robot

The Lost Sea­son 1 DVDs came in the mail today.

Rain?

SnowWe were sup­posed to be get­ting rain overnight. This after­noon when I checked the radar I could see the green of pre­cip­i­ta­tion approach­ing. Mid after­noon we were cov­ered in green. Donna and I can­celed our after­noon walk because rain and 40º is not pleas­ant. When I finally did go look out­side around 3 o’clock, it wasn’t rain­ing and the ground was dry. What? I knew there was a word for that phe­nom­e­non, but couldn’t come up with it. Google reveals — virga.

Because the temps we sup­posed to be in the upper thir­ties overnight there was large spec­u­la­tion we might get snow or sleet or ice. I bet the stores were packed with peo­ple buy­ing bread, milk, bot­tled water and batteries.

While we sat in front of the TV watch­ing Disc 1 of Sea­son 1 we won­dered where the rain was, because we can usu­ally hear it come down on the the chim­ney cap and it had been strangely silent. When we were done with the first four episodes, Donna ques­tioned, “Are we ever going to get any rain?” She opened the front door and dis­cov­ered the rea­son we didn’t hear the pre­cip­i­ta­tion. It was too light to be heard, there was an 1/8″ snow on the grass and it was still com­ing down.

It has already turned to rain and disappeared.

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Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 01/01/08: 13

Even A Notebook Wouldn’t Have Helped

It was cold and wet this morn­ing. Work was the usual fun. It was cold this after­noon. Watched Disc 2 of Sea­son 1 tonight.

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4 8 15 16 23 42 Part II

We are now half way through Disc 5 of Sea­son 1. Fin­ished up with one of my favorite episodes, Num­bers, in which we get some of Hurley’s back story. We find out he won a lot of money play­ing the lotto with num­bers he learned from a fel­low “inmate” at a insane asy­lum (a back story I hope we go back and visit.)

Hur­ley: They’re cursed. You know that, right? The num­bers, they’re cursed.
Rousseau: Num­bers are what brought me here. As it appears they brought you. Since that time I’ve lost every­thing, every­one I cared about. So yes, I sup­pose you’re right. They are cursed.

Hitchcock Woods in DaguerreotypeWe got off our duffs this after­noon and took a walk in the woods, had to be today, because tomor­row they are call­ing for a win­tery mix. The tem­per­a­ture made it into the mid­dle 50’s and made for a pleas­ant walk. I took two whole pic­tures on the walk of a sec­tion of the trail that was full Span­ish Moss. When I got home and down­loaded the images they had a dis­tinct blue tinge. Drat. I had set the white bal­ance to indoors the other day and for­got to set it back. No amount of post pro­cess­ing of the color bal­ance would fix it, so I tossed it through a daguerreo­type filter.

We are sup­posed to go for a drive to Saluda for a break­fast run with the Miata Club early tomor­row morn­ing. There are win­ter weather advi­sories for tomor­row from 7AM to 10PM, so the event may not go off. Donna and I are going to get up in the morn­ing check the weather chan­nel, and depend­ing on the radar pic­ture, will either stay home or go for a drive.

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Everything Happens For A Reason

We went out for a bagel for break­fast. Right here in Aiken. The MMC did drive to Saluda for break­fast, all 2 cars of them. I guess we weren’t the only ones who decided not to for go a 60 mile drive in the cold rain to eat when there were places closer to home. We then picked up a few items we missed on yesterday’s gro­cery shop­ping trip and spent the rest of the day inside watch­ing the rest of Sea­son 1 of TDTVS.

I was out­bid with 7 hours to go on my first attempt on eBay to buy the sec­ond sea­son. Eigh­teen hours left on try num­ber two. I don’t want to pay more than twenty bucks (with ship­ping) unless I have to.

I’ve been con­sid­ered buy­ing one of the McFarlane’s action fig­ures Series 1 or Series 2 just for the cool lit­tle toss ins. With Hur­ley you get a replica of the win­ning lot­tery ticket. Sun includes a life size recre­ation of an Oceanic board­ing pass and with Kate you get that lit­tle model plane from her child­hood sweetheart.

Yeah, I got it bad. At least I haven’t bought a T-shirt — yet.

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I Push This Button Every 108 Minutes

I fig­ure if I do, sooner or later I’m going to win an eBay auc­tion for sea­son two of TDTVS.

The Num­bers have not, so far, been picked in either the Power­ball or Mega Mil­lions games. If they did, would they prove to be cursed?

The Emperor got the day off. But we didn’t stay inside all day. About 2:30 we put on our sun­glasses and coats and walked about a mile and a half to a Mar­ble Slab Cream­ery for some ice cream. When I pulled out my ratty wal­let to pay for it my wife sug­gested that maybe we should walk across the street to the Wal­mart. I said OK, but we would have to look in the toy sec­tion for Mia and Tia. The Movie Moments, of which they are part of, must be on the way out because they weren’t in the toy sec­tion, but scat­tered in a cou­ple of fringe aisle ends through­out the store. No cute Miatas to be found.

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Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 01/01/08: 15

Thirteen Times A Charm

At first I didn’t want to spend more than $20 for Sea­son 2 of TDTVS, includ­ing the ship­ping. But after about 4 or 5 fail­ures I upped the ante to $24. Still no luck after two days. Here are the sell­ing prices of the 13 auc­tions I bid in:

$34.00
$30.50
$27.50
$23.01
$26.05
$23.00
$25.51
$25.01
$24.50
$35.00
$31.00
$29.03
$24.49

The last straw was tonight when I made one more attempt. The seller was here in Aiken (might even see about sav­ing the ship­ping cost), but after putting in a bid that took my total to $24.99, I was informed I was already out­bid. Some one already had a max­i­mum bid in that was greater than my offering.

I don’t know what these peo­ple are think­ing? Why buy used? The damn thing is on sale new at Ama­zon for $29.99 with free Super Saver ship­ping!

Not want­ing to wait around for a week wait­ing on the Super Saver ship­ping I nib­bled at their hook for Ama­zon Prime. By try­ing it free for a month I get 2-day ship­ping for free. As soon as I get the DVDs I’ll go ahead and can­cel it. No way I do enough busi­ness with these guys to war­rant $79 a year…

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Love/Hate Relationship With The Internets

I love the net. It is a vast repos­i­tory for every­thing from dia­monds to dreck. I mainly like it for the rea­son that I don’t have to remem­ber stuff any­more. Brain stor­age space, now at a pre­mium because of age and heavy abuse of mind alter­ing drugs as a teen, does not have to tied up remem­ber that Jon Provost played Timmy Mar­tin on 178 episodes of the TV show Lassie from 1957 to 1964. And things like, “Although it has been the sub­ject of many spoofs and mis­quotes, the one sit­u­a­tion that Timmy never needed sav­ing from in the entire his­tory of the show was falling down a well.” That’s what IMDB is for. If I ever need to know how to change the fuel fil­ter on my car or how many red Miatas were made in 1993, Miata.net will remem­ber it for me. I don’t even have to remem­ber what hap­pens to me any­more, that is what this blog is for.

I hate the net. The main rea­son for that is spam. It is light at the home address because I rarely use it on the net. It is just the oppo­site for my work email. Some­where along the line that address got sold on a CD and I get about a hun­dred pieces of crud every day. For­tu­nately it is stopped before it gets to my inbox by a ser­vice the com­pany sub­scribes to called Pos­tini. I check the MMC’s email and because we have a yahoo.com address 99.9% of what comes in there is the usual replica watches, male enhance­ment and free gift card junk. My gamil account gets a bunch too, 27 so far today, but 26 were caught by Gooogle’s spam filter.

Today I received 2 emails at my gmail account pur­port­edly from eBay about “Item Num­ber: (300192365929) Zulu — scarce Stan­ley Baker signed auto­graph.” Could this be because of my furi­ous bid­ding for Lost: Season2 DVDs on eBay? Doubt it, my reg­is­tered eBay email is still the now defunct brian@mr-miata.com… Both emails con­tained the right let­ters to my gmail address, but did not include the dots in between the let­ters. Do you have a “.” in your gmail address? If so, try send­ing your self a note by leav­ing out the dot. Worked for me.

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Whatever Happened To That Post Office Photo Project

Air MailI’ve given it up. I think I’m going to start tak­ing pho­tos of peo­ple hand­ing me mail sacks while I sit in my plane instead.

Not really, it has been because the days are too short and too cold, plus all the Post Offices we have left are too far away for day trips. Give us another month or so and we will be back at it. Only 115 to go.

While you wait, don’t for­get to look at the already cap­tured pho­tos on my Flickr page. And if you would like to see more old timey pho­tos, check out the Library of Con­gress’ Flickr page.

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Oceanic Airlines

Oceanic AirlinesMark got his Sawyer’s Fish Bis­cuit T-shirt yes­ter­day and wore in it to work today. I would have been very jeal­ous, but my Sea­son 2 DVDs arrived via UPS today. So tonight Donna and I watched the first disc. I know I’m prob­a­bly way late for this party, but I just real­ized that THE NUMBERS (4 8 15 16 23 42) add up to 108, which is the num­ber of min­utes between hit­ting exe­cute on the com­puter in Dharma’s Swan station.

I think I’m going to get a T-shirt of my own, but with the Oceanic Air­lines logo on it as soon as I find just the right one.

If you hap­pen to live in one of these cities: Los Ange­les, CA — Tustin, CA — Ames, IA — Miami, FL — New York, NY — Port­land, OR — Knoxville, TN — Seoul, South Korea — Syd­ney, Aus­tralia; keep your eyes peeled for the bill­boards — Oceanic Air­lines.

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The Importance Of Understanding English

Fluc­tu­a­tions Noun; plural

When I got back from Canada last week, I had a bunch of Cana­dian dol­lars I needed to exchange so I went to the cur­rency exchange win­dow at the local bank. It was a short line with just one guy in front of me. He was an Asian guy who was try­ing to exchange yen for dol­lars, and he was a lit­tle irritated!

He asked the teller, “Why it change? Yesto­day, I get two huna dolla fo yen. Today I get huna eighty? Why It change?”

The teller shrugged her shoul­ders and said, “Fluctuations.”

The Asian guy said, “Fluc you white peo­ple too!”

Blast From The Past

Barndoor Fan ClubWay back in the past, 2005, I closed up shop on the Barn­door Fan Club. I thought I had found a suit­able replace­ment web mas­ter, I even sold him the domain name, but he never did any­thing with it. At one time I res­ur­rected it in a sub­do­main of the mr-miata.com site, but that went away when my grasp of that domain did. Some­one asked me about it the other day, so I thought, what the heck, I’ll tack up the files to this place as a museum to my ear­lier derangement.

Barn­door Fan Club

Just don’t click on any of the email addresses, they don’t go any­where, the Store is no longer open and it doesn’t look like it is part of the Miata Ring anymore.

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5 Down, 1 To Go

Watched Lost Sea­son 2 pretty much all day, discs 3, 4 & 5 or about 8–1/2 hours worth. Sav­ing num­ber six for tomor­row though. We have decided that see­ing as we watched all of Sea­son 3 just a month ago, we prob­a­bly won’t buy that set, right now. Plan is to wait until they are get­ting ready to release Sea­son 4 on DVD and buy #3 then. So end of this year, early next year we will start over again and watch Sea­sons 1, 2, then 3 fol­lowed right up by 4. After that I think we’ll have to go out and buy a new couch, because we will have worn the cov­ers off this one.

The polls have closed here in SC and every­one is say­ing that Obama is the big win­ner, but Donna and I already knew that around 6 o’clock this evening. That is when the phone stopped ring­ing with those auto­mated cam­paign mes­sages, today’s tally at the Bog­a­r­dus house­hold, Barack Obama 6, Hillary Clin­ton 3. There were 3 “unde­cid­eds”, i.e. no mes­sage left. We had planned to get out and vote, but were afraid The Oth­ers might kid­nap us, so we stayed inside.

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What Did One Snowman Say To The Other?

Smells like carrots.”

Fin­ished up Sea­son Two of TDTVS this morn­ing. After watch­ing Sea­son 3 just a month ago, it is amaz­ing how much we have for­got­ten. Is Mr. Eko dead? I don’t remem­ber him in Sea­son 3. I know Locke is alive because I remem­ber him. How did Desmond come back? I guess I should have paid atten­tion. Or maybe I’ll just go here and read about them…or maybe go here and watch them.

In spite of the after­noon being sunny and in the upper 60’s we opted for the com­fort of the couch once again. We watched Sea­son 1 Disc 2 of Boston Legal which came from Net­flix on Sat­ur­day. If it weren’t for the US Fig­ure Skat­ing Nation­als on NBC, which Donna is watch­ing, we might have watched the orig­i­nal 1959 3:10 To Yuma which also came in a red enve­lope on Saturday.

We did get the top down for the trip to Hardee’s and the weekly gro­cery trip between TV DVDs. At the store I was look­ing for some­thing dif­fer­ent for my morn­ing snack. Last week was fat free fig new­tons, the week before was gin­ger snaps. When I spot­ted some­thing called Dip­ping Delights I was intrigued. Cheese­cake fla­vored, hmmmm. They are shown on the pack­age being dipped in a glass of milk, prob­a­bly why they got there name. I was sure they would taste OK dry, so I picked up the the bag and checked the nutri­tional info. 90 calo­ries, 6% of your daily value of total fat, 8% of sat­u­rated, 0% trans & cho­les­teral (nat­u­rally) per serv­ing. Not bad, until you look at what the serv­ing size is, 1 cookie! I’m sure the other cus­tomers in the store thought we had lost our minds we laughed so loud.

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The Effect of Gamma Rays on Man-in-the-Moon Marigolds

I have an inter­est­ing post for today, but you’ll have to wait until the pho­tos come back from the lab.

We’re stuck in a bloody snow globe!” is another answer to the ques­tion, “What did one snow­man say to the other snowman?”

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Oh Well

We really wanted Roma Pizza to work out for us. It is a mile away from the house, so it makes a per­fect dis­tance for walk­ing to, hav­ing a meal and strolling back from. We have been there three times since they opened a few months ago, the first was about a month after they opened. The last was last Friday.

On our first visit the ser­vice was spotty, which we chalked up to teething pains. The pizza was great, right up there with our old favorite Ferrando’s.

On our sec­ond visit the pizza was great, as was the service.

Last Fri­day when we walked in, the host­ess grabbed two menus and looked over towards the bar area and asked a woman sit­ting there, was Missy in yet. To which the woman, pos­si­bly a man­ager or owner said, “She’ll be here momen­tar­ily.” We were seated at a booth and off the host­ess went with­out fur­ther word. We really didn’t need the menu as we knew what we were get­ting, a five top­ping pie, two gar­den sal­ads, water and a sweet tea. We sat for a few min­utes and won­dered among our­selves what momen­tar­ily meant. After a while a wait­ress appeared and stopped at the booth behind us and asked the occu­pants did they want any­thing else, as they were fin­ish­ing up. The wait­ress didn’t even look our way, obvi­ously she wasn’t Missy. We had now been seated for a good five min­utes and we had got­ten not so much as a some­body will be right with you from any of the 4 restau­rant employ­ees in sight. Not even water yet. We then decided that we didn’t feel like wait­ing for Missy any longer, so got up to leave. As we headed for the door, Donna said, in a voice loud enough to be heard by nearly every­one in atten­dance, “I guess we’ll have to go some­where else to get waited on!” The host­ess replied, “OK.” I kept on going out the door, but Donna turned around and gave the host­ess a piece of her mind before join­ing me in the park­ing lot. We went to Krogers, bought a Digiorno Frozen Pizza, went home and ate it.

We were boy­cotting Ferrando’s because they closed the loca­tion we liked in down­town and opened a store on the south side. And while the new spot is actu­ally closer to us, it is less con­ve­nient and always crowded mak­ing get­ting a table hard. But tonight when we wanted “real” pizza we went to Ferrando’s. But we went early, almost right after work at five o’clock and it was a smooth experience.

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This Is Awful…

…try­ing to watch Lost on reg­u­lar TV.

ABC is show­ing the third sea­son ender right now, I guess in an effort to get every­one excited for tomorrow’s Episode 1 of Sea­son 4. The com­mer­cial blocks are annoy­ing as all get out and to make mat­ters worse they are crawl­ing extra infor­ma­tion at the bot­tom of the screen to explain what is going on to newbies.

To fur­ther indoc­tri­nate new­com­ers, ABC will break­down the whole first 3 sea­sons in a clip show that will be shown at 8 PM, just in front of the 9 PM pre­miere of sea­son four.

Like before, I got tired of fail­ure on eBay bid­ding for Sea­son 3, so last night I broke down and bought it new. Found it on Buy.com for $28.98 ($38.98 minus $10 for first time Google Check­out buyers.)

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Now I’ve Gone & Done It

Because I’ve pretty much stopped watch­ing net­work tele­vi­sion all together I was bliss­fully igno­rant of the phe­nom­e­non. When the first sea­son came out on DVD and after hear­ing peo­ple at work talk a bit about it, we opted to give it try. Dumped disc one in the Net­flix queue. Oh. Man.

I resisted try­ing to join Sea­son two in mid stride. Donna attempted to watch S2E12, but couldn’t pull it off because of the com­mer­cials. We bided our time. Seven months later Sea­son 2 DVDs arrived and we spent a week­end gorg­ing our­selves, watch­ing it all.

When Sea­son 3 hit the air­waves we just ignored it, vow­ing to only watch the show on DVD. When they did arrive in stores, we went to the local video store, rented and then watched the whole sea­son in one fell swoop, two days, a Fri­day and Saturday.

I think that is when the banana peel slipped out from under us. We bought Sea­son 1 on DVD to rewatch. When we fin­ished that, we bought Sea­son 2 and watched it again. Sea­son 3 is in the mail to us right now. I’ve cre­ated a sep­a­rate post cat­e­gory for it. There is now even a link cat­e­gory in the sidebar.

But tonight I did some­thing I vowed not to do, I watched it as it was broad­cast on ABC. I won­der if there is a sup­port group at Santa Rosa Men­tal Health Insti­tute for peo­ple like me?

The only thing I have going for me right now is I still haven’t bought a shirt.

But my resolve is weakening…

That Damn TeleVision Show

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