Sturgeon’s Law

Ninety per­cent of every­thing is crap.


Derived from a quote by sci­ence fic­tion author Theodore Stur­geon, who once said, “Sure, 90% of sci­ence fic­tion is crud. That’s because 90% of every­thing is crud.” Oddly, when Sturgeon’s Law is cited, the final word is almost invari­ably changed to ‘crap’.

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Do You Smell Smoke?

Cause my butt feels like it is on fire. No it’s not the hem­or­rhoids flar­ing up agaiin, but my appear­ance in Will Burnham’s bi-weekly fea­ture, “In The Hot Seat” is live.

Can You See Them Now?

Donna and I drove to the Master’s Miata Club meet­ing tonight, but she didn’t stay. She was on the edge about going and at the last minute decided to come. When we got to the room we would be in at the Aiken Brew­ery there were two peo­ple at the bar smok­ing. That was all it took to change her mind, she turned around and headed home leav­ing me to catch a ride with some­one after the meet­ing. At first I was going to ride with Ray who lives on the south­side of Aiken too, but Leroy showed up and he lives a stone’s throw (lit­er­ally) from me, so I rode back with him. Leroy has a Laguna Blue 95 like I used to have. Even though they came from the fac­tory iden­ti­cally built, it is amaz­ing how dif­fer­ently we went when it came to cus­tomiz­ing our cars. One thing Leroy did, that I con­sid­ered early, but dis­missed for cost rea­sons, was add some of the pop­u­lar Low-Pro head­lights from Brain­storm. Not only are they what I con­sider expen­sive at $349, but their has been quite a bit writ­ten about their lack of light out­put. Tonight on the way home I got to see their weakness’s first hand. Dri­ving down some darker roads was an adven­ture, the high beams helped, but man am I ever grate­ful for not going that way. Some­times sub­stance is more impor­tant that style.

Comet Ges­ta­tion Counter: 37 days

Movin’ On Up

Big head­line on yesterday’s Augusta paper was “Geor­gia SAT Scores Move Up.” “This is a great day,” Super­in­ten­dent Charles Larke said at a 3 p.m. press con­fer­ence. One local county was very excited because their school sys­tem aver­aged 1,025 which was about 150 points above the state aver­age. Trou­ble is that 1,025 is still one point below the national aver­age. The state’s aver­age moved all the way up to 987 allow­ing Geor­gia to climb out of 50th, i.e. last place, where it has been the last two years into, yippee, 49th. They traded places with my home state, South Car­olina, whose aver­age fell just 3 points and that was enough to give us the dubi­ous honor of 50th place.

Ball Abuse?

Been watch­ing a bit of the U.S. Ten­nis Open on USA. Not that I’m a big ten­nis fan, but TV holds so lit­tle inter­est for me that any­thing new seems excit­ing. Sweaty, ath­letic women don’t hurt either. Dur­ing a match this after­noon between two men, after one par­tic­u­larly hard fought point, the loser of that point picked up the ball and smacked it as hard as he could along the side­line. Appar­ently this is a no-no and he was given a ball abuse warn­ing. A search of the inter­net unearthed lit­tle info about this kind of thing. What is next after the warn­ing? Is there a penalty for con­tin­ued spank­ing of the ten­nis ball? The only thing I can fig­ure out is that some orga­ni­za­tion called SPOBA or PETOT* is behind this anti-cruelty effort. I won­der at what point in the ever increas­ing ser­vice speed of the men will they cry foul? 135? 140?

* Soci­ety for the Preven­tion Of Ball Abuse or People for the Ethi­cal Treat­ment Of Tennis­balls

Must Be Hard

After lunch we all (Donna, myself, her mom and her aunt) made a trip to the big Tar­get over in Augusta to do some shop­ping. While dri­ving back, Donna men­tioned that it was really nice that it was Sun­day and that we didn’t have to go back to work tomor­row, Mon­day, because it was Labor Day. Her aunt said that was the hard thing about being retired, you never got a day off…

Marathon Monday

Totally did noth­ing today. In honor of Labor Day I cel­e­brated by enjoy­ing the fruits of the fine folks in the union called the Screen Actors Guild. There were three dif­fer­ent TV show marathons on cable today, two of which I recently told Will were my favorites and I had to choose between them. There was a Monk Marathon on USA, a West Wing marathon on Bravo and a Law & Order marathon on TNT. I caught the tail end of a very good L&O, then watched a WW. After that I watched Mr. Monk and the Game Show, then for the next 5 hours I watched all WWs.

How Cheap Can You Be?

As a favor for a friend I sell his Brake Lite Blinker to out of the coun­try buy­ers. He doesn’t want to make a trip to the Post Office and fill out the cus­toms forms, etc.

Tonight he for­warded me a request from some one in Canada. He had a few ques­tions about size and power, etc. His last ques­tion was would I list the value of the item as $10 so he wouldn’t have to pay as much cus­toms duty on them. Come on, the things are $15 to begin with. How much can he be sav­ing on duty? I wrote him back:

I’m sure there is a very minis­cule chance of any­thing bad hap­pen­ing to me if I did that, but for all I know you actu­ally work for the U.S. Cus­toms and are trolling the inter­net look­ing for vio­la­tors of fed­eral law, so, no I won’t do that. They are val­ued at $15 US each. Sorry.

We’ll see if he still wants them after that…

Micro Breakfast

Whilst away this week­end at Miata Nir­vanaTM we stayed at the Micro­tel Inn in Robinsville, NC. We stay there because it is new and com­pared to the other 40s and 50s vin­tage motels, it is the Plaza Hotel. Micro­tels are sup­posed to be cheap and while the web page price quote is $54 a night, by the time they get through tack­ing on the var­i­ous accom­mo­da­tions taxes we are right up there at $68. Of course this does include a con­ti­nen­tal break­fast in its appro­pri­ately micro sized din­ing room. The room con­sists of three 2 per­son tables shoe­horned in with two drink machines, the nois­i­est ice machine I’ve ever heard and a short counter that holds the break­fast. That counter holds, for your din­ing plea­sure, cof­fee, micro muffins (2″ in diam­e­ter and about the same high), micro dough­nuts (2–1/2″ in diam­e­ter and 1″ high), micro bagels (a whop­ping 3–1/2″ in diam­e­ter and 2″ high) and some packs of instant oat­meal. Which is why we usu­ally make the 1 block walk­ing trip to the Wendy’s in the morning.

Back Home

Great trip, here are the highlights:

  • Fri­day Morn­ing: Odd­ball side stop on the way up at Georgia’s Ston­henge.
  • Fri­day Mid-day: Lunch at Zan­zos in Clarksville, GA. Great Ital­ian food in an unex­pected place.
  • Fri­day Night: 2 clean runs through the gap, out and back. First time that has hap­pened in 3 or 4 years and if we had gone home imme­di­ately after­wards the trip would have been worth it.
  • Sat­ur­day Early Morn­ing: 2 nearly clean runs. About 8 miles out of a pos­si­ble 11 before being tem­porar­ily slowed for some motor­cy­cles. Nearly sim­i­lar result for the trip back.
  • Sat­ur­day Mid-Day: Car­ni­tas at No Way Jose’s in Gatling­burg, TN.
  • Sat­ur­day After­noon: Com­ing back to Rob­binsville through the gap, this time with a lit­tle more traf­fic, but some­times it takes a slower drive through to appre­ci­ate the sights out­side the yel­low lines…
  • Sat­ur­day Evening: A Chero­hala Sky­way scenic over­look with the slowly set­ting sun as a back­drop on the way to din­ner in Townsend, TN.
  • Sat­ur­day Night: That same Chero­hala Sky­way scenic over­look with the field of stars spread across the night sky with a back­ground of the milky way over­head on the way back.
  • Sun­day Morn­ing: A nice lonely drive on the nor­mally crowded Hwy 19/74 through the Nan­ta­hala Gorge on newly resur­faced asphalt.
  • Sun­day Mid-day: A meat­loaf sand­wich at Cracker Barrel.
  • Sun­day After­noon: Home unscathed except for the layer of dirt, brake dust and insects on the car.

Tomor­row, the lowlights…

Comet Ges­ta­tion Counter: 47 days

Back Home II

As promised, the lowlights:

  • Fri­day Morn­ing: Spray painted graf­fiti on Georgia’s Ston­henge.
  • Fri­day Mid-day: Road con­struc­tion in Clarksville, GA kick­ing up clouds of dust that set­tle on our cars as we eat lunch.
  • Fri­day Night: The mostly crummy meal served for din­ner at The Sweet Mag­no­lia Caf? in Robbinsville.
  • Sat­ur­day Early Morn­ing: The con­ti­nen­tal break­fast at the Microtel.
  • Sat­ur­day Mid-Day: The freakin’ traf­fic in Gatling­burg, TN.
  • Sat­ur­day After­noon: Some mem­bers of our group hold­ing up a rice rocket longer than they needed to while tran­sit­ing the Gap.
  • Sat­ur­day Night: Dri­ving 49.7 miles on the Chero­hala Sky­way to din­ner in Townsend, TN (although to be fair this can also be listed as a highlight.)
  • Sun­day Morn­ing: A crowded drive with straight piped Harley cruis­ers and old folks on the way to church through Mag­gie Val­ley on Hwy 19/74.
  • Sun­day Mid-day: Meet­ing my sis­ter and her hus­band at their Asheville hotel to find out they just got water restored after the flood­ing from T.S. Frances.
  • Sun­day After­noon: The drive home always seems so long…

Comet Ges­ta­tion Counter: 48 days

Perfect Timing

Vanilla Ice comes to Augusta, GA to play a con­cert this Sat­ur­day. The assault weapons ban has expired. And as if that wasn’t enough to con­vince me, he is play­ing at a place called “Last Call.” Coin­ci­dence? I think not. Some one or thing is try­ing to tell me something.

If he is not stopped here, he is off to Ger­many and we don’t need a repeat of the David Has­sel­hoff inci­dent now do we?

15,000 Miles

Some­time dur­ing the 5th run through of Deal’s Gap this past week­end the car turned over 15K. One of the other cou­ples we were with had their 2002 Miata reach that mile­stone a few days before the trip. I got there at least a year quicker than they did, but to be fair our car is the Fam­ily Truck­ster and theirs is a week­end fun toy. I guess I’ll sched­ule a main­te­nance stop at Rader for next week. I’ll give them one more shot, but three strikes and they’re out.

The clutch shud­der was very notice­able this morn­ing back­ing out of the garage, so much so it was audi­ble. As usual it is almost com­pletely gone by about the 3 mile mark of the 6 mile trip to work. If it does it like that 2 or 3 morn­ings more before the ser­vice next week, I may just say something.

Comet Ges­ta­tion Counter: 49 days

Ticky Ticky Ticky Ticky Ticky Ticky

There used to be a slight tick­ing sound that was com­ing from over on the pas­sen­ger side. We could make it go away by mov­ing the seat for­ward and lean­ing it back or push­ing it back and lean­ing it for­ward or some­thing. This last time I vac­u­umed the car I didn’t get it right because the tick­ing returned. No man­ner of adjust­ing has elim­i­nated it. It doesn’t feel loose in any way. Smack­ing it hard while sta­tion­ary doesn’t make the noise.

This Sun­day while return­ing from the gap and Donna dri­ving, I did a lit­tle trou­bleshoot­ing and dis­cov­ered where the noise is com­ing from. I think it is the seat­belt hit­ting the side of the seat. It stops when­ever you lift the seat­belt up off your shoul­der. If you look at the seat there is a slight black smudge on the tan leather where the seat­belt is rub­bing. I say I think, because I am 6 foot and Donna is 5′-2″ so the loca­tion of the belt is dras­ti­cally dif­fer­ent for each of us, yet the tick­ing is there for both of us. Also the driver’s side is silent for either of us and that same black mark is present on that seat as well.

My first thought for a solu­tion is a small strip of the fuzzy side of Vel­cro (in tan) glued to the spot on the seat. Any­body else got a dif­fer­ent idea?

Comet Ges­ta­tion Counter: 50 days

699

Thanks Barry Bonds. While try­ing to watch my favorite losers, the Red Sox, on ESPN tonight I had the game inter­rupted 5 times to watch you attempt to hit a home run. I’m sure 700 is a mile­stone for you, but the rest of us really don’t give a damn. At 715 and then again at 756, if you get there, maybe, but until then leave the nations air­ways alone.

I Hope This Works Out

Tomor­row I’m going to call and set up the 15K ser­vice and men­tion about the clutch shud­der and the TSB that cov­ers it. It has done shud­dered the last two morn­ings, not as bad as Tues­day, but more annoy­ing than recent weeks. It used to be just morn­ings, but now it has been show­ing up in the after­noon too on the way home from work, so it is get­ting worse. From anec­do­tal report­ing I’ve seen on Miata.net this lat­est bul­letin which entails swap­ping just the clutch disc seems to do the trick.

Don’t worry, I’ll keep you posted.

Comet Ges­ta­tion Counter: 51 days

Labor Pains

After 52 days of incu­ba­tion I had my first labor pain today. Steven from New State Cor­po­ra­tion called to say my front lip spoiler had arrived and they would ship it out to me today, or Mon­day at the lat­est. If I get lucky it may be here by the end of next week. Stoked. Now to see how much it will cost to get it painted.

Called and set up a date to get the 15K ser­vice next Thurs­day, but for­got to ask how much they want for that. The 7,500 check was $72.13, does that mean, twice the mileage, twice the price. They are basi­cally the same except in the 15K they clean the air fil­ter and they inspect the freon in the AC.

Comet Ges­ta­tion Counter: 52 days

FedEx

Well it is on its way. Almost. It hasn’t actu­ally been picked up yet, but I have a track­ing num­ber. You can bet there is a short­cut on my desk­top for this link. Expected deliv­ery date: Fri­day, Sep­tem­ber 24th.

On what will be placed into the dic­tio­nary next to the entry: Fall Day, Per­fect, the Miata sat unused in the garage all day. I went rollerblad­ing in the morn­ing while Donna went for a walk. Later we all piled into the MSV to take Donna’s aunt to Augusta Regional Air­port (Fly Here Fly Home) for her flight back to NJ. What was sup­posed to be a short wait turned longer by the remant of Ivan pour­ing down rain and thun­der onto EWR. Because the flight depar­ture was delayed a cou­ple of hours we piled back in to the Civic and went in search of lunch. We ended up at Waf­fle House where we dined in high fat splen­dor. After return­ing home one adult shy, we set about decom­press­ing on the couch. Tried watch­ing “Wel­come to Moose­port”, but we couldn’t get by Ray Romano. Popped out the DVD at about the 10 minute mark. Now I remem­ber why we stopped watch­ing Every­body Loves Ray­mond, we don’t. We do love Monk and watched the last 2 episodes of Sea­son 1. Now we wait until they release Sea­son 2.…

Comet Ges­ta­tion Counter: 53 days

Dinner and a Movie II

Maybe the Red Sox, after last night’s heroic come from behind vic­tory in NY, went out and caught din­ner and a movie stay­ing up into the wee hours of the morn­ing. They cer­tainly played like they didn’t get enough sleep, los­ing to the Yan­kees this after­noon 14–4 (and the game wasn’t as close as the score indicates.)

Not know­ing they were on FOX this after­noon, I totally didn’t see the game. I guess I got lucky and was saved the agony of watch­ing the mas­sacre. But then if I had watched, could my good vibes have helped them change the out­come of the game?

Wasted Another

Today was a per­fect com­pan­ion to yes­ter­day weather-wise and the only time the Miata left the garage was when I backed it out into the dri­ve­way to wash it. The car wash soap I have don’t seem to work really well, it gets off the dirt OK, but any­thing else it seems to leave behind. After I dried the car off I used some Meguiars Quik-Detailer on the nose to get off a lot of dead insect residue. I also used it to clean some sort of road goo off the side sills. When I dried every­thing off I added a coat of wax to the nose, the side sills and the hood. Prob­a­bly should have done whole car, but my light was fad­ing fast.

Truth be told, yes­ter­day the Miata did ven­ture out. We went gro­cery shop­ping for the week in it around 9:00 PM. It might go out tonight around the same time as Donna has requested an ice cream run. I will have to try and dodge any bugs that come our way, so the car will stay clean though.

Comet Ges­ta­tion Counter: 54 days

Two Utes

My Cousin Vinny was on the tube yes­ter­day. This is one of those movies that when­ever I stum­ble in on it on TV I have to watch the rest of it. I can’t help it. Yes­ter­day I didn’t. I couldn’t. I have the DVD sit­ting on my cof­fee table and it just wouldn’t have felt right. I bor­rowed the DVD from a co-worker a cou­ple of weeks ago because I love this movie and wanted to see it in wide-screen and with the cuss words intact. For what­ever rea­son I haven’t found the time to watch it. What I should have done was get up and put it the DVD in and watch it right then. I wasn’t really doing any­thing right then anyway.

Ooooh, That Was Fun

Not enough to make me really want one, but I can cer­tainly see how one could be seduced by that siren’s song.

Russ came in to my cube right after lunch and said, “Want to take it for a drive?” We headed out into the lot and after he clicked the unlock but­ton on the key, he handed it to me. First thing that is totally weird, is the key is on the dash to the left of the steer­ing wheel. After the car is run­ning, to lower the top, you undo the cen­ter latch and hold down a but­ton until the light goes out. It doesn’t take too long, but it is longer than flop­ping the Miata’s top. To be fair, when the process is com­plete, you are done, as the top becomes it’s own boot in combo with the power half-tannau cover. The clutch engages higher than I’m used to but I didn’t stall it. It is not as smooth engag­ing as the Miata and is a bit stiffer to boot. I just took it for a spin around the long block, all of maybe 5 miles. When you step on the gas the gets up and goes com­pared to the Miata. Lots of torque and when you get the revs above 5K the sound is just so sweet. Not so much the exhaust tone you get with the Miata, but with the engine right behind your seat, there is this won­der­ful mechan­i­cal whir all the way to red­line at 6500.

It was a short drive with­out any real curves, but I bet it would be fun to take it through some. The shifter is longer than the Miata, but not ungainly and it felt nice and tight with a good spac­ing. You can’t really put your elbow on the door like in the Miata and I got the feel­ing you weren’t sup­posed to in this car, you are sup­posed to be dri­ving, not cruis­ing. The inte­rior seemed a lit­tle fussy. Not unpleas­ant, but there were a lot of lit­tle but­tons. Hav­ing dri­ven a Z3, a Z4 and now a Boxster, I think the Miata has the nicest look­ing inte­rior. The exte­rior of this car takes some get­ting used to, I don’t find it very attrac­tive, but it does say Porsche. Of the BMWs and the Porsche and Miata, I think the Miata exte­rior looks bet­ter as well. Of course if I was a cou­ple steps fur­ther up the cor­po­rate lad­der and my salary was about 60% higher it would be hard not to go for one of the Ger­man sports­cars. If I could have the Boxster sound in a Z4.…

Comet Ges­ta­tion Counter: 55 days

Arrrr. Avast Mateys, I Missed It

Yes­ter­day was Inter­na­tional Talk Like A Pirate Day and it totally slipped right on by. Had I known I prob­a­bly wouldn’t have talked like one much. Mainly because I pretty much used up all my known pirate talk in the title of this post. But I might have watched the Pirates of the Caribbean on DVD.

Cap­tain Bar­bossa, I am here to nego­ti­ate the ces­sa­tion of hos­til­i­ties against Port Royal.
There be a lot of long words in there, miss. We’re naught but hum­ble pirates. What is it that you want?
I want you to leave and never come back.
[crew laughs]
I’m dis­in­clined to acqui­esce to your request. Means “no.”

Safety Warning — Hard Candy Can Cause Choking

Who knew the sugar, corn syrup, cream, arti­fi­cial and nat­ural fla­vors of a Creme Savers candy could be so dan­ger­ous? What is our gov­ern­ment doing stand­ing by idly while the folks at Kraft Foods of East Hanover, NJ are man­u­fac­tur­ing poten­tion­ally lethal objects of sin­gu­lar destruc­tion (OSDs)? I hope both can­di­dates address this issue in the upcom­ing debates.

Only in…

Only in Aiken (or Lex­ing­ton, KY or Ocala, FL, etc.) would they name an apart­ment com­plex Trot­ters Run. In a horse town, both of those words can be seen in a horsy con­text and not as two words that can be mis­taken for a cou­ple of euphemisms for diarrhea.

Only in South Car­olina. I remem­ber where we first moved here, I was totally per­plexed by the mean­ing of the front nov­elty tags on so many cars that read “GO COCKS.” Now after 15 years I no longer think of the male mem­ber and visu­al­ize the banty rooster mas­cot of the Uni­ver­sity of South Car­olina, a gamecock.

15″ Wheels

I’ve men­tioned sev­eral times here that I want to get some lighter 15″ wheels to replace the stock 16s. I’ve mocked up about 4 or 5 dif­fer­ent styles to see what they would look like. This is all in antic­i­pa­tion of when I wear out the OEM tires next fall some­time. Well I have a line on some 15″ wheels now that the price is right (free) and I know they look good on a Miata. Russ, of new Boxster fame, is try­ing to sell his Miata and he has agreed to a do a trial wheel swap this weekend.

Donna is not too sure of this, she likes the 16″ wheels (I do too) and can’t fig­ure out why I’d swap tires with 15,000 miles on them for some with 25,000. I want the, min­i­mum, 2–1/2 lb drop in unsprung weight at each cor­ner. The fact that I might be get­ting some Toyo T-1S tires sooner is just a bonus. I know Russ is just being nice, but I don’t know whether the big­ger wheels will help or hurt his try­ing to sell the car. I’m get­ting some­thing for noth­ing, I’ll be OK with that, as long as he doesn’t lose any­thing in the deal.

Comet Ges­ta­tion Counter: 57 days

You Want How Much?

$183.15 is what Rader Mazda charges for a 15K ser­vice on a Mazda Miata. My own­ers man­ual says that at 15,000 miles you change the engine oil and fil­ter, you inspect and clean if needed the air fil­ter and you inspect the A/C level and com­pres­sor. I guess my mis­take was going in and just ask­ing for a 15,000 mile ser­vice, because then they were free to do the Rader designed ser­vice and not just the plain old Mazda rec­om­mended one.

This sounded a lit­tle high to me so I called around to a few other Mazda deal­ers in the area. Andy Jones Mazda, which is about 15 miles closer to me wants $169.88. When pressed for what they did for that much I got the Mazda list, plus rotate tires, ser­vice the (main­te­nance free) bat­tery, and some other quasi unnec­es­sary stuff. Next up I called Wray Mazda in Colum­bia which is about 20 miles fur­ther than Rader and the quoted me $133.00 for the 15K ser­vice. Cheaper, but still sounds like a lot. Then I tried one in Orange­burg, SC, What­ley Mazda. When I got through to the ser­vice depart­ment the woman who answered the phone said, “Oh that’s an oil change and rotate the tires, $40.87.” She for­got the other inspec­tion items, but even when you add those in it is going to be well less than $100. Guess who might get my busi­ness when 22,500 miles rolls around?

Enough neg­a­tives, the good news is they agree that my car needs the TSB for the clutch shud­der and will replace the disc at no charge to me. (It was so easy that it is prob­a­bly cost­ing them less to do it than Mazda reim­burses for the work.)

Comet Ges­ta­tion Counter: 58 days

Der Komet Ist Gelandet

Which if Babel Fish is cor­rect in its trans­la­tion, means “The Comet Has Landed.” The spoiler arrived at work at 3:20pm. Trou­ble was that I had the after­noon off with a ton of things to do so I couldn’t get back to the plant to pick it up. I called buddy Russ up who I was to meet later and asked him to bring it with him. The spoiler made the trip from Ger­many to Canada to Aiken inside a heavy plas­tic bag which was wrapped in bub­ble wrap and then cov­ered with a layer of thin card­board mostly unharmed. There is one lit­tle scratch on it, but it is no mat­ter as it is get­ting painted body color before mount­ing any­way. Speak­ing of mount­ing, I put the Mazda OEM front lip and rear skirt on my ’95 and they used numer­ous screws and clips, but for mount­ing this one, the folks at ATH have given me hot dog sized tube of some sort of adhe­sive. I won­der just how secure that will be? Well if worse comes to worse I’ve got a nearly full roll of bur­gundy duct tape…

I was meet­ing Russ later where I could pick up the spoiler from him because we were swap­ping wheels. I now have a set of Mazda 15″ wheels with some fairly worn out Miche­lin Pilots and he has a set of Mazda 16″ wheels with some half-worn Bridge­stone Tur­dan­zas. Amaz­ing the dif­fer­ence in looks of the auto­mo­biles. I’m think­ing that maybe it would be cool to work a wheel swap every 3 months so you could get a fresh look. You would have to work it out so that every­one had about the same kind of rub­ber, oth­er­wise some­one (prob­a­bly me, with my luck) would be buy­ing a lot of tires. While we were swap­ping, Russ went and got his bath­room scale at my request, so I could weigh the dif­fer­ent wheels. First I weighed myself, 195lbs. Then I stood on the scale with the 16″ wheel and the total read, 227. Then I hoisted the 15″ wheel and the scale blinked back and forth between 223 & 222. Best guess is I lost 4–1/2lbs of unsprung weight. My sophis­ti­cated butt-dyno tells me the car accel­er­ates a lit­tle quicker, I haven’t had around any turns at speed or had it long enough to feel a major change in han­dling yet. I get the feel­ing that this change to the car will be just like when I added the Strut Tower Brace on the ’95. The change in the char­ac­ter­is­tics in the car was very notice­ably pos­i­tive right up front, but after a few weeks they melded into the over­all feel and were quickly gone. Not that meant it was all for naught, it just meant that you got used to the increased per­for­mance and took the new found road prowess as a given.

There It Sits

The front spoiler looks pretty much like the Mazda OEM unit that was for the 99–00 cars, but doesn’t fit the slightly mod­i­fied nose of the 01 & up cars. This is per­fect because that is exactly what I was look­ing for. It is sit­ting on the work bench in the garage. It is mock­ing me, I know it. Like the count­down until it arrived, I will now count up on the bot­tom of each day’s post until it is mounted on the car. I guess I will ask at the body shop where I planned on get­ting it painted about whether to paint it first and then installed or vice versa.

Love the 15″ wheels, but I think I may swap back (as long as Russ didn’t sell the car this week­end.) The tires are a bit too worn down for my tastes. When I first looked at them in the park­ing lot there seemed to be a bit of thread wear left there. Upon closer inspec­tion, there is hardly any­thing left at all. He thought he would go until the first of next year before he would buy tires, but Russ is a very fru­gal per­son and would go until the tires are hit­ting every wear indi­ca­tor. Me, I feel a lot bet­ter if there more rub­ber under me, espe­cially when it comes to dri­ving in the rain. There is not enough tire for me to go until the first of next year, when I could pos­si­bly swing the cost of new tires. The 16″ wheels have enough tread to last me until late sum­mer next year. By then I might be in a bet­ter posi­tion to get some new tires and new 15″ wheels.

Comet Incu­ba­tion Period: 2 days

Nearly Wasted Weekend

I am still way behind in my self imposed goals of post­ing an entry into the three weekly photo memes. I did do a Tues­day and vowed to do the Thurs­day and Fri­day ones this week­end, but didn’t get around to it. The only pho­tos I did take were at last night’s Master’s Miata Club Bug Splat Rally and non of them were Furry (Fri­day) or Cre­ative (Thursday.)

The only thing keep­ing the week­end from being a total loss was I did watch the My Cousin Vinny DVD.

<div class=“blockquote>Imagine you’re a deer. You’re pranc­ing around. You get thirsty. You spot a lit­tle brook. You put your lit­tle deer lips down to the clear water — BAM. A fuckin’ bul­let rips off part of your head. Your brains are lying on the ground in lit­tle bloody pieces. Now I ask you, do you give a fuck what kind of pants the son-of-a-bitch who shot you was wearing?

Happy Birthday, Anniversary & Christmas

The Fam­ily CFO allowed me to go ahead and buy some fresh tires for the 15″ wheels. So wasn’t real happy with me for get­ting myself into this posi­tion, but agreed to spend the money for tires now as long as I con­sider them my birth­day (today), anniver­sary (Wednes­day) and Christ­mas (12/25) gifts for this year. And if I don’t behave myself, maybe next years as well. It works out bet­ter finan­cially fur­ther down the road, because if I went back to the 16″ wheels, when those tires wore out later next year I would have been ask­ing for the $300 for tires and an addi­tion $400 for after mar­ket wheels.

Now if all 10 of my occa­sional read­ers would donate $5 via Pay­Pal to sales@barndoorfanclub.org I’ll be able to get them mounted. :-)

I ordered 4 Toyo T1-S in 195/50–15 from my pals at OnlineTires.com who have that size on spe­cial for $59 a piece. For that price and that tire you can’t get bet­ter back for your buck in a high per­for­mance tire. I just hope they are still sell­ing them for that price around Jan­u­ary 2006, because that is when I’ll prob­a­bly need another set. Of course, if the Miata.net rumors are cor­rect, by then Toyo will be sell­ing the replace­ment tire called T1R and it will prob­a­bly be a bit costlier.

Comet Incu­ba­tion Period: 3 days

Wie ist Ihr Deutscher?

Or, How is your German?

The Comet Spoiler comes from Ger­many, so the instruc­tions that were included are in that lan­guage. There are a half dozen some­what infor­ma­tive pic­tures, but there might be some­thing impor­tant in the text. So today I scanned the sheet and ran it through an OCR pro­gram. I then plugged the results into Babel Fish where I got about 1/2 of the total ver­biage in an under­stand­able form. Then I went back and fixed the OCR errors and added all the umlauts onto their vow­els. The sec­ond time through was a whole lot better:

1. Clean first the front in later edi­tion range of the spoiler thor­oughly with sil­i­cone remover.

2. In order to avoid a con­t­a­m­i­nat­ing of the vehi­cle by posi­tion­ing the spoiler with adhe­sive already laid on, the later seat of the part is marked by first pro­vi­sional fix­ing at the vehi­cle.
You found the assem­bly posi­tion if the spoiler rests opti­mally against the out­line of the vehi­cle.
Fix­ing and mark­ing know vehi­cle out­line with stick­ing and/or Krepp vol­ume take place-taking place that.

3. Grind the spoiler within the range of the stick­ing klebesicke with sand­pa­per of the gran­u­la­tion 100 and clean you the sharp­en­ing places. Here must be removed for a later, opti­mal glu­ing, all lac­quer and prim­ing arrears.

4. Lay on like illus­trated the adhe­sive in full bulge.
The spoiler can now set on the vehi­cle in accor­dance with the posi­tion marked before.
Note: in the marked place “X” no adhe­sive is laid on, so that the wheel arches can be fur­ther if nec­es­sary opened!

5. The spoiler can be set now on the vehi­cle in accor­dance with the posi­tion marked before. Exam­ine again the accu­rate posi­tion us fix the spoiler for drain­ing the adhe­sive as shown with tape.
Impu­ri­ties by the adhe­sive remove you please imme­di­ately with sil­i­cone remover!

Please you con­sider before pro­cess­ing the adhe­sive:
For drain­ing the adhe­sive the vehi­cle in a dry, area if nec­es­sary kept at a mod­er­ate tem­per­a­ture should remains (18 — 25 degrees).
The vehi­cle may not be dri­ven in the first 12 hours to the glu­ing. (wash road at the ear­li­est after 48 hours).

Comet Incu­ba­tion Period: 4 days

Lipitor Here I Come?

Last week our com­pany had a Health Fair. One of the local hos­pi­tals was offer­ing a free Lipid Pro­file, AKA Cho­les­terol Check. What the heck, I’m in. The results were mailed to the house and it seems as if I am totally out of the “nor­mal” ranges for most all of them.

Total Cho­les­terol was 209, less than 200 is the goal
Triglyc­erides were 271, less than 200 is nor­mal
My HDL was 24, 35or greater is what you are sup­posed to have of this “good” cho­les­terol
My LDL was 131, less than 130 is what you are sup­posed to have of this “bad” cho­les­terol
My Fac­tor was 1.82, instead of less than .50, I guess this is some sort of math­e­mat­i­cal com­bi­na­tion of these other numbers.

25F

Got my first esti­mate for paint­ing the spoiler today. Kelly Paint and Body is right down the street from where I work, so it is con­ve­nient, but also they did some paint­ing for me on the ’95 Miata and I was pleased with their work. $63 bucks to paint it. For grins I asked about instal­la­tion, $76. Total would be $139 for the whole works. I’m con­sid­er­ing it. I’m not the most mechan­i­cal per­son in the world and I prob­a­bly could install it, but if they put it on and it falls off with out me hit­ting any­thing, I might have some recourse. My co-worker Brian is get­ting the folks that painted his truck to give me an esti­mate as well. I get the feel­ing I’m about a week off from get­ting the spoiler on the car.

I’m a lit­tle closer to get­ting the new tires on the car. Accord­ing to the FedEx site they are due to arrive on next Mon­day the 4th.

Comet Incu­ba­tion Period: 5 days

TSB 05–001/03

Just dropped off the Miata at Rader so that tomor­row they can fix the clutch shud­der issue per TSB 05–001/03. Cross your fin­gers for me and/or pray to the deity of your choice that they don’t screw up more than they fix while doing this. I’m hope­ful that things will be swell, see­ing as for the 15K ser­vice I didn’t have to get out the breaker bar to loosen the lug nuts and I only had to use touch up paint on one lit­tle spot near the hood opening.

Comet Incu­ba­tion Period: 5 days

Dark Teal Metallic

I guess I was wrong about this being a money mak­ing propo­si­tion for the Dealer. They told me 6 hours, yet they had the car all day and it was still not fin­ished when I went to pick it up. See­ing as I went into this with low expec­ta­tions, this just rein­forces my bad feel­ings. I’m sure the opti­mist would say that the extra time is a good thing because the tech­ni­cian wants to get it right. I’m sure this means that he doesn’t know what the heck he is doing so it is going to take twice as long as specified.

Because they were keep­ing the car overnight, they gave me a loaner vehi­cle. A 20005 Trib­ute in Dark Teal Metal­lic which kind of brought back mem­o­ries of Splash Green Metal­lic. It took about 15 miles before the feel­ing of being on stilts sub­sided enough that I just felt too high up. The dri­vers foot well seems nar­rower than the Miata’s so I never got my left foot com­fort­able. In typ­i­cal Mazda (and maybe all Japan­ese car) fash­ion the seat bot­tom is too short for my thighs, leav­ing me feel­ing unsup­ported even with the more upright posi­tion. Remem­ber me whin­ing about the cheap plas­ticy feel of the Mini’s inte­rior? Well the inside of this is worse. It is sil­ver (really more gray) I guess to sim­u­late alu­minum, but it comes off more like a plas­tic scale model of a navy bat­tle­ship. The only good feel­ing was from the steer­ing wheel, a lit­tle from the way it han­dled (not really zoom-zoom wor­thy) and a lit­tle from the tex­ture, hard to describe, but felt very grippy and comfortable.

Brian returned with is esti­mate from the folks who painted his car, $200, that is painted and mounted. They felt that they would want to add some pop riv­ets to go along with the sil­i­cone adhe­sive. This is all well and good, but they have not seen the spoiler. I’m hav­ing a hard time explain­ing that the con­struc­tion of this thing just doesn’t allow for adding any­thing else for secur­ing it to the car. I’ve tried to take a pic­ture of it, but can’t get one that will con­vey the shape right.

Comet Incu­ba­tion Period: 6 days