Sturgeon’s Law

Ninety per­cent of every­thing is crap.


Derived from a quote by sci­ence fic­tion author Theodore Stur­geon, who once said, “Sure, 90% of sci­ence fic­tion is crud. That’s because 90% of every­thing is crud.” Oddly, when Sturgeon’s Law is cited, the final word is almost invari­ably changed to ‘crap’.

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Off To Hilton Head

We took half a day vaca­tion from work and are off to Hilton Head for the week­end. We get to stay free at a condo on the beach. Pay­back for doing a web page for the owner. He owns a cou­ple he rents out and man­ages a few more for rent as well. I designed the orig­i­nal page and now I keep it updated and add/remove units as needed and he thanks me by let­ting Donna and I stay one week­end a year in the off-season.

Really cold morn­ing, but by noon when we left Aiken it was warm enough to put the top down for the trip. It stayed down for the 2–1/2 hour trip to HHI. We shopped for break­fast items and tonite’s din­ner, headed over to condo, parked and put the top up. Sup­posed to rain tomor­row and maybe Sun­day, might have been the only time the top is down all weekend…

Started up, went down, went back up, still up.
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Juno

I hope I stay online long enough to post this. Try­ing to use Juno to blog because I am in Hilton Head Island for the week­end and it is a free way to con­nect, but for what ever rea­son about every minute I get a pop up ad that fills the screen try­ing to entice me to use some­thing called HotHome­Pages. Even if I go through the first few screens they keep com­ing and com­ing and com­ing. There are about a dozen of them in the back­ground. Some­time soon they are going to over­load the mem­ory of this lap­top. The bright side is Juno must think I’m surf­ing the web or they prob­a­bly would have dis­con­nected me by now ’cause I’m just typing.…

Watching Gulls

Rain­ing on and off, but mostly on, all day. Went out to lunch at the Atlanta Bread Com­pany because we like the food and it is right next to that second-hand book store where we bought some old library books to read yes­ter­day. Ate and went back into get some more used hard­cover books for less than the price of a new paper­back. Yesterday’s Robert Parker Spencer book lasted all of three hours, kinda like a big ol’ piece of cheese­cake; not really good for you, but deli­cious and sadly, over too soon. After lunch and book buy­ing we headed back over the half-dozen speed bumps of the codo com­plex back to our park­ing spot. Still rain­ing, so we spend a lazy after­noon watch­ing the gulls, the waves and the TV out of one eye and ours books out of the other.

Back out for din­ner, Donna wanted seafood, so we were headed to Crabby Nick’s where we had eaten before, but some­how ended up at a place called Captain’s Seafood. We had eaten there once before as well and remem­bered it fondly. Tonight it was packed because a church bus had pulled in about 15 min­utes before we did. Still it didn’t take long to get seated and served. Some­thing about fried seafood, a tossed salad and iced tea…mmmm good, but some­how it didn’t seem to be worth the $29 total it cost.

Started up, still up.
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18-wheelers On I-95

Up at 7:30, ate a bagel, packed the car and started home. Still rain­ing, so there was no sense hang­ing around Hilton Head when we can sit at home and watch the rain. Dri­ving west we exited the rain storm, but left the top up as the road was still quite wet and the 18-wheelers on I-95 put out quite a spray. Off the dreaded inter­state and dri­ving into Hamp­ton, we couldn’t stand it any­more and put the top down. The wind­shield was occa­sion­ally get­ting hit with a light rain and the sky we were dri­ving towards looked really dark gray, but we man­aged to last about 40 miles, until just the other side of Barn­well, before rais­ing the top. Not 2 miles fur­ther down the road the rains came harder and we would have got­ten soaked.

Started up, down a bit, then back up, still up.
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GI Joe Sized WW I Movie

Our whole front and back yards are dug up for the sprin­klers we are get­ting put in. Looks like a scene from a GI Joe sized WW I movie. Fri­day they put in a new side­walk. This one is a con­crete one about 3′ wide replac­ing our falling apart brick step­ping stone like thing that has been there since we moved in. We hardly ever use the walk, as our main ingress/egress por­tal is the garage, but now I told my wife that we will have to use the thing more, see­ing as what we paid for it. :-)

Started up, still up.
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Koyaanisqatsi

Here is another movie I would love to have on DVD, but is unavail­able. For now. Accord­ing to the web site http://www.koyaanisqatsi.org/ fall of this year is the tar­get date for re-release on DVD around the same time as the the­atri­cal release of the third of tril­ogy, NAQOYQATSI.

All this was brought to the front by my rent­ing from Net­flix another film with a Phillip Glass sound­track, Mishima.

That Hosting Company III

It was fine early this after­noon, but at 5:00 PM east­ern time, poof, they were gone. 5–1/2 hours later they are still unreach­able. It is not just my Miata Club site or the Bike Club site and any other num­ber of sites they are host­ing, but their’s as well. Email is also gone. It is as if That Host­ing Com­pany has been wiped off the face of the earth.

I say three in the title, but it could be four, I’m not sure. I know that since sign­ing up in Sep­tem­ber this is the 6th major outage.…I won­der how much it will take to buy my domain from them?

That Hosting Company IV

Almost 24 hours of dead air…no expla­na­tion. I’ve got to find that tech sup­port phone num­ber while they are up so I can call next time and ask, “What’s UP!” next time I lose inter­net contact.

Bonus Not Seri­ous Rant:
My No Account Par­ents
If they had worked a lit­tle harder I could be inde­pen­dently wealthy. I wouldn’t have to work 9 to 5 for peanuts. I could afford to buy the car I just got to *sit* in for 5 min­utes this evening — 2003 Mer­cedes Benz 500SL. One of the Miata Club mem­bers who came to the meet­ing tonight is the GM at the MB/Mazda dealer in Augusta and they just got this one in. He brought it over for us to ooh and ahh over and we didn’t dis­ap­point him. 100 large! For that you get seats that are heated and air-conditioned, a hard top that folds into the trunk in 16 sec­onds and a credit card sized gizmo that if you have in your wal­let or pocket will allow you to unlock the car and start it with­out the use of a key.…

Underwear For Christmas

I’ve got to get a cock­pit cover. There were some dark gray clouds hov­er­ing about after the lunchtime run, so I chick­ened out and put the top up. In an effort to make this top last more than the typ­i­cal 3 years I usu­ally get I have promised to take bet­ter care of it. Step one is to use the boot when­ever it is down, this will pro­tect the under­side from dam­ag­ing UV rays. Step two should be to not raise and lower it so much. The cock­pit cover will allow me to keep the top down when there is a slight chance of rain and hope­fully keep those days of 5–6 tran­si­tions to a min­i­mum. Just hate to spend the $40 when there are so many other cool non-essential things I’d like. Kinda like get­ting under­wear for Christmas.…

Started down, went up, back down, still down.
Top Tran­si­tions since 02/01/02: 42

Law & Order II

I have been a big fan of Law & Order since the begin­ning. It is still one of the 4 or 5 prime time TV shows I still watch. But they have branched out and now there are two other Law & Order: XXX’s. I know this because they are con­stantly plug­ging these pup­pies dur­ing Law & Order: Clas­sic. I tried to watch the sec­ond one, L & O: SVU, a cou­ple times. The plots are mostly like watch­ing a Life­time chan­nel movie, all bat­tered women and sicko sex stuff. The only redeem­ing fac­tor was that Mariska Har­gi­tay was easy on the eyes (she comes by that nat­u­rally, being Jayne Mansfield’s daugh­ter and all.) I have yet to see L & O: CI, but maybe I should, there is bound to be another rant in there.…

Fancy Heater Control Panel

I am not buy­ing any under­wear, friv­o­lous Miata stuff for me! I’m get­ting THIS from Rspeed so I can have some­thing to install at next weekend’s Master’s Miata Club tech day. Just have to fig­ure put a way for the cock­pit cover to be a neces­sity, so the funds for it come from the house­hold monies and not my dis­cre­tionary fund.

Started down, still down.
Top Tran­si­tions since 02/01/02: 42

That Hosting Company V

Got this in an email today from support@thathostingcompany.com
_______________________________
In an effort to pro­vide bet­ter ser­vice to all of our cus­tomers, That Host­ing Com­pany, Inc., has merged our web host­ing ser­vices with another web host­ing company.

This tran­si­tion period will begin Sun­day @ 8:00am PST, March 10th, 2002. And will require approx­i­mately 5 days to com­plete. Dur­ing this tran­si­tion period you may expe­ri­ence unex­pected down­times. Please note that we are work­ing to keep things run­ning as smooth as pos­si­ble, how­ever, some down­time will be unavoid­able dur­ing this tran­si­tion phase.

As com­pen­sa­tion for the recent events which caused our cus­tomers to be offline, we are happy to offer all of our cus­tomers a cer­tifi­cate for an addi­tional host­ing account free of charge, which you may use to host another web­site.
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The bold­ing is mine. What makes them think that I would jump at hav­ing another site hosted by these chuck­le­heads! I will have to see if ser­vice improves after this merger before I trust them with such things as valu­able as say this blog.

Fair­ness dis­claimer: The shoddy ser­vice from these guys is prob­a­bly because they got in over their heads capacity-wise and this will be the best thing for us and them.

X-Files

I started watch­ing the X-Files in the mid­dle of sea­son 1. I watched it nearly every Sun­day for 7–1/2 years. I watched the reruns on FX both times when they ran all the episodes in chrono­log­i­cal order. I voted in the Thanks­giv­ing marathons. I saw the movie. I bought the action fig­ures. I hooked my friends on the show. I was a boni­fied fan, not obsessed, but close. Last sea­son was painful, no Mul­der and Scully was reduced to the Greek Cho­rus role. I actu­ally warmed to Dogett, but still the magic was gone.

This year I have pretty much ignored the show. Today at lunch with some of the friends I hooked on the show I was asked if I watched it last week. I had to say no. They wanted an expla­na­tion of what was going on and I couldn’t say. So I tuned in tonight and it was painful still. To me the show seems a par­ody of itself, but I guess I owe it to myself to watch it through until the end. At least I can get a rant out of it for the next cou­ple of months. Tune in next Sunday.

William Shatner

Loved ST:TOS & most of the movies, never watched T.J Hooker, loved those stu­pid priceline.com ads. I like the way he can make fun of him­self. Just saw the TV trailer for Show­time and he is in it, mak­ing fun of the T.J Hooker thing.…

If he was African-American would he still be work­ing after his last wife drowned in the back­yard pool? Or would we be all over him like we were on OJ ?

No Panel For You

Close to freez­ing this morn­ing, so the top went up for the ride to work. I thought win­ter was over with? Off to the printer at lunch to drop off the flyer for the Bike Club’s Spring Cen­tury. Put the top down and the boot on. Stayed down for the ride home, but will prob­a­bly go back up in the morn­ing, Weather Chan­nel say rain.

Bad news is my new A/C panel is out of stock at Rspeed and they are the only folks han­dling these parts. Guess I am going to have to find some­thing else to do at Tech Day, sigh.…

Started down, went up, back down, still down.
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Nigthly News Watchers Among the Sickest in the Nation

Tom Brokaw might as well have read that head­line on his NBC Evening News show this evening. I can’t tell if this was a sta­tis­ti­cal anom­aly or every night it is like this, but on tonight’s show nearly every com­mer­cial was for some won­der drug or over the counter med­i­cine. There were only about 3 non-medicine ads and they were cross pro­mo­tional spots for MSNBC…

More Toggle Switches

You could see the rain on the radar, it was close, but being 50 degrees we left for work with the top down. Made it about 2 miles and had to pull over and raise the roof. It has been rain­ing on and off for the rest of the day so it is cur­rently up.

Found a neat idea over in the Interior/Exterior Sec­tion of the Miata.net forum on chang­ing the Haz­ard and Pop-up switches out to tog­gle switches, this may be my Tech Day Project.

Started down, went up, still up.
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Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition

Enough already — the swim­suits are noth­ing new, how many ways are there to make a bikini?

No top with hands over the breasts, done it. Wet T-shirts you can see thru, done it. Back light­ing so you can see through translu­cent cloth, done it. 3-D, done it. No suits and just paint, done it. This year they decided to pose some of the mod­els with ordi­nary peo­ple, not good, as this just shows how skinny and unre­al­is­tic “super” mod­els look. They only thing left is total nudity and if they did that how could they call it the Swim­suit Edition?

Emergency Ice Cream Run

We had to make an emer­gency run last night. Drove the 15 miles to the gro­cery store that is a mile and a half away to get choco­late chip ice cream. Now go fig­ure, we put the top down. I guess maybe because it is dark it is OK to be cold…

…because this morn­ing, in the light, we put it back up for the ride to work. Foggy as all get out and lower 50’s. Even if we had braved it, I would have put it up at work because we are still in the clouds and the inte­rior would have got­ten soaked.

Started up, went down, went up, still up.
Top Tran­si­tions since 02/01/02: 47

Missing THC

Top down and boot on for the ride home. Because of the con­tin­ued absence (63 hours and count­ing) of That Host­ing Com­pany the Miata club site is nowhere to be found. We still have the Geoc­i­ties space so I uploaded the most cur­rent web site back there. Fig­ured a ban­ner ad or two is bet­ter than noth­ing. http://www.geocities.com/masters_miata/

Started up, went down, still down.
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Yikes! How about a warning?

I guess I set myself up for this one. Way back in the late 80’s when the inter­net was young, my favorite past time was to view other folk’s web pages. Find an ISP and look at all the local people’s sites. Some were lame, some were good and oth­ers were awe inspir­ing. I could waste hours a night surf­ing home pages.

Flash for­ward to the 00’s (?) and today’s new home page is the blog. Go to the Blog­ger home page and there on the left are recently updated blogs and blogs of note. Click one and it leads to more, which lead to more and the next thing I know it is time for bed. how I got there last night I don’t remem­ber, but I started read­ing Sean’s Daily Dri­vel and for what­ever rea­son it cap­ti­vated me.This guy was writ­ing about ordi­nary events like most, but he was incom­plete. He kept refer­ing to Kelly in the past tense. I read fur­ther and fur­ther back and then there it was, Feb­ru­ary 25th would have been his wife, Kelly’s, birth­day and this was the one month anniver­say of her death! Just 6 weeks ago Sean is another happy-go-lucky 25 year old, mar­ried for about 6–1/2 years and today he is a wid­ower. Wife got sick on a Sat­ur­day with what they thought were kid­ney stones and by Mon­day she was gone, a vic­tim of a blood infection.

That wasn’t what I bargined for while read­ing blogs. Damn, I’ve been bummed all day think­ing about that. One day things are cool and like 48 hours later your world is rocked, big-time. Hang in there Sean, I hope the blog­ging helps ya. It sure opened my eyes.

Hershey’s Miniatures

Another San Fran­cisco morn­ing here in Aiken, SC. Cold, damp, foggy, real ugly this morn­ing so we put the top up for the ride in. Today was lunch date with my wife and by noon it was sunny and had warmed up nicely. We made the 20 mile round trip to the Burger King that is less than a mile from the plant for Whop­pers (Reg­u­lar for me and a Jr. for Donna.) Can’t imag­ine being trapped inside a giant SUV with an A/C that is on all the time, miss­ing the sounds and feel of the out­doors on spring days like this.…

Not hav­ing an SUV almost cost us a cou­ple of pieces of choco­late though. On the way home we stopped at the drive-thru of our bank to cash a check. Used the lane clos­est to the bank so when the teller pushed out the lit­tle draw again with my cash and driver’s license back I reached up and in, grabbed the enve­lope and started to pull away. The teller as she was wish­ing us a good week­end, said, “Wait, you for­got some­thing.” When I took the enve­lope, I felt some­thing else in the draw, but ignored it as they always keep a pen in there for folks who don’t have one and I thought that is what is was. When I reached back in there I could feel some lit­tle squares, so I picked them up. They were a cou­ple of those lit­tle Hershey’s minia­tures in St. Patrick’s Day col­ors. The teller smiled and said, “See, not a pen.” If I had an SUV I would have been look­ing down into the tray and would have seen the candy. Of course, taped to one, was a bit of paper that invited us to refi­nance our mort­gage with Regions Bank. Erin Go Braugh, indeed.

Started down, went up, went down, still down.
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There goes $7 down the drain.

It is March Mad­ness time and I’ve entered the office pool. In a cou­ple of weeks that $7 will be lin­ing some one else’s pocket. I have never come close to win­ning the NCAA Tour­ney pool. I take that back, I came close 4 years ago when my cubi­cal neigh­bor didn’t know what to pick so I told him to just go with the high­est seed and for the final four take them on the order of their year end poll posi­tion. He won! and he gave me $10 for my help.

We also have a Foot­ball Bowl pool that I fare much bet­ter in, 2 years ago I won and a year ago I fin­ished sec­ond. For foot­ball the point spread counts, so I have a Excel spread­sheet that gen­er­ate a ran­dom num­ber, which is then used to pick the win­ner. This past Jan­u­ary it failed mis­er­ably and I came in dead-last. But that is OK too, because the last place per­son gets the booby prize of his or her money back.

This year instead of grap­pling with try­ing to pick the upsets right in the NCAAs, I went back to that high­est seed thing — I’ll let you know.

That Hosting Company VI

Below are a cou­ple of quotes from their email a week ago.…
“This tran­si­tion period will begin Sun­day @ 8:00am PST, March 10th, 2002. And will require approx­i­mately 5 days to com­plete.“
It has now been 6–1/2 days and they are not fin­ished. I know this because…

“Dur­ing this tran­si­tion period you may expe­ri­ence unex­pected down­times.“
They didn’t need to plu­ral­ize it because it has been *down­time* since about 4 AM Tues­day morn­ing. Noth­ing. My site, my friend’s site, their own site.….n o t h i n g .

I think the 5 day thing was just to let them get a head start before we sent the Inter­net Police after them.

Tech Day

Put the top up to wash the car this morn­ing. Back down for the drive over to the GA Wel­come Cen­ter to meet the gang. Today was Tech Day for the Master’s Miata Club. We meet there and drove over to Kurt’s house because he has a two car attached garage, a place for four cars in the drive, a sin­gle car un-attached garage with work­shop and he lives at the end of a dead end road where more cars can go. First we made a “quick” stop at the local Mazda dealer, they just got in a new 2002 Tita­nium Gray SE and we wanted to peep at it.

Today’s Tech Spe­cial was brake bleed­ing. Rudy bought a Forced Induc­tion device called a speed bleeder. You pres­sur­ize the brake sys­tem and open the bleed valves and whoosh, out with the old and in with the new. No need to pump the pedal. Sup­pos­edly this allows you to do the job by your­self, of course it took 4 of us to do it. :-) They did 4 cars (I think includ­ing clutch sys­tems too) and Rudy changed over to some new Axxis brake pads. I didn’t do the brake thing as I was busy installing tog­gle switches to replace the haz­ard & pop-up but­tons. Now that I got them in there, I’m not sure I like it.

I’ll give it a cou­ple weeks to see if it grows on me. Needs a lit­tle refine­ment as well. The out­side plate I made was a lit­tle too small and I need a back­ing plate or some­thing as the switches move around when used as I couldn’t get them tight to the console.

When we went in for our pizza lunch I put the top up as there were some gray clouds hov­er­ing about. Cleared up a bit after lunch so the top went back down. Jim Creer brought his pol­ish­ing wheel and magic goo so he could show me how to shave the let­ter­ing off the side mak­ers. It is an old hot rod­ders trick from way back, to pol­ish off the raised let­ter­ing on the red and yel­low lights to keep from get­ting unsightly dried wax build up. He did one and then part of another, which I then fin­ished. Bor­rowed the stuff from him so I can do the tail lights evenings this week.

Started down, went up, went down, back up, back down, still down.
Top Tran­si­tions since 02/01/02: 54

X-Files II

Watched it again last night. I could have sworn last week John Doggett was in a coma. This week he is just fine, but in the intro his part­ner Mon­ica Reyes is in a car acci­dent and guess what, ends up in a coma. The show is becom­ing like a day­time soap opera in fast for­ward. Next week is Agent Scully’s turn? They are call­ing for the return of Fox Mul­der to end the series with a bang, I’m sure when we first see him he will be in a coma.…

Oh, yeah, this episode reminded me of some­thing, I could swear I saw the same plot in an old Twi­light Zone episode.

Honda Civic Gas Gage

Donna’s Mom has a 1997 Honda Civic DX. It is an offi­cial Miata Sup­port Vehi­cle and as such every time the 3 of us go any­where I get to drive the Civic. The one thing that always both­ers me is the loca­tion of the gas gage. It is an auto­matic and there is no tachome­ter. The instru­ment clus­ter con­sists of three cir­cles. The biggest one is the speedome­ter in the cen­ter which also has the odo and trip odo in it. To the right of the cen­ter cir­cle in a slightly smaller cir­cle is the gas gage to the far right, while the gear indi­ca­tor lights are to the left in that same cir­cle. To the left of the cen­ter cir­cle is another slightly smaller cir­cle with the temp gage to the left and to the right are the words, “Unleaded Fuel Only.” Why didn’t the ver­biage about unleaded fuel go in the same cir­cle as the gas gage? To logical?

Major Dusting

No fog for the first time in a while, but the clouds were not pretty look­ing, forc­ing the top to be put up while at work, just in case. Good thing too, didn’t rain, but saved the inte­rior from a major dust­ing of pine pollen. The car was cov­ered with the stuff at the end of the day. The top went back down and we drove the 20 miles of our 6 mile com­mute home.

Started down, went up, went down, still down.
Top Tran­si­tions since 02/01/02: 58

Little Yellow Clouds

Had a pat­tern going there…but not any­more. Just started rain­ing and is sup­posed to go most of tonight and all tomor­row. I hope it rains hard so as to knock all the remain­ing pine pollen out of the trees. The park­ing lot at work has a yel­low tint and when the wind blows it makes lit­tle yel­low clouds fly across the asphalt.

Started down, went up, went down, still down.
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Overdraft Privilege

We got a lit­tle flyer included with this month’s check­ing that describes a ser­vice the bank likes to call Over­draft Priv­i­lege. If you can under­stand the gob­bledy gook they have printed on this 1/3 page you are either a bank­ing lawyer or cer­ti­fi­ably insane. I wish I had a scan­ner at home so you could see it, but I think this lit­tle aster­isked por­tion on the bot­tom sums up this ser­vice nicely:

The Over­draft Priv­i­lege Ser­vice does not con­sti­tute an actual or implied agree­ment between you and The South Finan­cial Group, Inc. Nor does it con­sti­tute an actual or implied oblig­a­tion of or by the bank. This ser­vice rep­re­sents a purely dis­cre­tionary cour­tesy or priv­i­lege that the bank may pro­vide to you from time to time and which may be with­drawn or with­held by The South Finan­cial Group, Inc. at any time with­out prior notice or rea­son or cause.

I just knew I could count on them…

Lockergnome Windows Daily.

I sub­scribe to nearly every Lock­eg­nome daily newslet­ter. Well when That Host­ing Com­pany went dark last Thurs­day who knows what hap­pened to those email newslet­ters. Eight days later my email started com­ing back in and 2 of the 4 newslet­ters started right back up. What hap­pened to the other 2? Does the list­server auto­mat­i­cally remove you after repeated bounce backs?

I went to the site Lock­eg­nome and tried to resub­scribe to one of the miss­ing ones and I got this in response:
The email address ‘Brian_the_Red@mastersmiataclub.org’ was a held mem­ber of ‘lghtml’. Your sta­tus has been reset to ‘nor­mal’.
Does that mean there are still send­ing them and I’m not get­ting them or does it mean I’ll start get­ting them again tomorrow?

Lockergnome Windows Daily Part II

I started get­ting the Lock­eg­nome Win­dows Daily newslet­ter again. So I tried to resub­scribe to the miss­ing 3 using yesterday’s tech­nique and got back three sim­i­lar mes­sages:
Sorry, but the email address ‘Brian_the_Red@mastersmiataclub.org’ is already a mem­ber of ‘lgtech’. Because you are already sub­scribed, List­Man­ager­SQL did not sub­scribe you again.

I guess I will have to unsub­scribe and resub­scribe to get these miss­ing ones.

Dressing — Undressing Contest

This after­noon I finally pol­ished the right tail­light to match the left. When Jim got to the Sonic, we walked over to my car so I could give him the wheel and pol­ish back, he said, “Missed one.” Me, “Huh?” Jim, “The third brake light on the trunk lid.” Me, “DOH!” accom­pa­nied by a Homer Simpson-esque head slap. The Pro­cras­ti­na­tor King now has 10 days to do the cen­ter tail­light before the next Club meeting.

Big crowd for MMM…Time num­ber two, con­sid­er­ing 3 of the reg­u­lars were off tear­ing up the track at Tal­ladega. Judy Arrowood and sons, Nicholas and Zachary came out in the Miata with the VW Bug kit. :-) Cathy Miller rode nav­i­ga­tor in son Andrew’s car, while her friend Rox­anna Lane drove her car. Ron Kaufman’s son, Keith and grand­son Josh came along in a Corvette. And guest Terre Bohman joined some of us reg­u­lars in his turbo’d white ’99 with those sweet Flyin’ Miata duals. Seven Miatas and nine cars in all.

Plan was to hang out at the Sonic an hour or so, then take a back road drive over to North Augusta and the site of last month’s MMM…Time, the Sno-Cap. The Sno-Cap was hav­ing their 4th Sat­ur­day Cruise-In and we wanted to look under the hood of a car besides Jim’s. We ended up stay­ing a while longer than planned at Sonic, as Jim was stuffed under the dash­board of Andrew’s car fix­ing his wind­shield wipers. With­out too much more than the usual shenani­gans asso­ci­ated with a nine car train on pub­lic roads, we man­aged to make the last half of the Cruise-In. John & Jackie skipped the drive and were wait­ing for us at the Sno-Cap.

When we fin­ished park­ing, the lot was full, even with Ron and son park­ing in the church lot across the street. Besides us there was a lit­tle of every­thing, clas­sics, hot rods, 60’s mus­cle and even a cou­ple of chop­pers. They held some draw­ings for door prizes and Jim won a milk­shake, while John won a banana split. Andrew would have won a T-shirt, but he left 5 minute before they drew his name. Ron missed win­ning a Long Dog for the same reason.

After the prizes, Sno-Cap owner, Rachel tried unsuc­cess­fully to coerce enough con­tes­tants to hold some sort of dressing/undressing con­test. She swears that they had done it once already ear­lier and every­one had fun, we remained unconvinced.

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That Hosting Company VII

After 8 days of noth­ing THC sends me an email with the par­tic­u­lars needed to log in and re-upload my site. By Thurs­day (3/21) the Master’s Miata Club web site is back on line. Not only that the prob­lem I used to have with FTPing is now gone. So why the rant, you ask? It is two days later and for some rea­son tonight get­ting to the site is as slow as molasses in Jan­u­ary. Should I join my brother rats in desert­ing THC and tak­ing my domain name and run­ning? My heart says stick it out, things will be fine, but my head says get out.…

X-Files III

No X-Files tonight. I thought for sure tonight was Skinner’s turn to be in a coma. :-) I guess Fox didn’t want to try and com­pete with the Oscar broad­cast. Humph, is the demo­graphic of one even remotely the same as for the other? I could see in the X-Files’s hey­day not com­pet­ing with the Emmy’s, but come on. With the sorry state of the show I would have thought they would be more wor­ried that some­one like me might tune in, see they were not on, fig­ure that the run was over and never try and tune in again.

Random Music

Today at lunch I ran to the Post Office to mail off my CD of the Month. I mailed 2 copies and I should get 2 back, one of Josh’s and one from some­body else who sends in two. I just love this idea of ran­dom music. When will I get it? Will I love it? Will I hate it? I made up some labels for the CDs and stuck them in one of those plas­tic cases I get at work. I won­der how intri­cate the ones I get will be? Wait here, I’m going to check my mail and see if they are there yet. :-D

When I got back from the PO I decided to put the top up. There was no men­tion of rain in the fore­cast, but there were a cou­ple of big gray clouds wan­der­ing the sky. Went right inside and called Rspeed and ordered up a cock­pit cover, this way on days like today where there is a slim chance of water droplets from the sky I can use that instead of tak­ing off the boot and rais­ing the top. My fancy-smancy A/C Cover Plate is not in yet. Two weeks ago they said 2 weeks, today they said one more week.

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New Club Sponsor

Made it to work with the top down, but up it went as rain was in the fore­cast. Lightly rained a cou­ple of times dur­ing the day and we ran right through a heavy line of thun­der­storms on our way to Augusta to run the Miata Club newslet­ters through the postage meter.

Big news is it is a dif­fer­ent postage meter. For the first time in nearly four years of Miata Club newslet­ter pro­duc­ing we have a dif­fer­ent spon­sor. Ever since the last GM at Andy Jones was hired our rela­tion­ship has soured. I hope the guy is sell­ing cars for Andy, because he sure wasn’t nice to us. Let me put my Nos­tradamus hat on and say this is prob­a­bly cyclic and we will be back at Andy Jones in another 10 years. Right now the new guys are inter­ested, the GM and a sales­man at Rader are Miata own­ers and are in the club, but life is fluid.…

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Bifocals

I got pro­gres­sive lens bifo­cals about a year ago. Kept mis­plac­ing the $15 drug­store read­ing glasses. But now I find I have become lazy, I look through the mag­ni­fy­ing por­tion all the time. Now every­thing seems fuzzy with­out the glasses. Have my eyes just dete­ri­o­rated over the last year or have they got­ten lazy only because they can look through the mag­ni­fy­ing portion?

Buick Rendezvous

They have changed to ad for the Buick Ren­dezvous over to a New Orleans fla­vored ad as opposed to the last ver­sion with the old black & white 1930’s feel. The ear­lier one had the Edgar Win­ter Group’s, “Franken­stein” play­ing in the back­ground and to me it was just a lit­tle too true. While the Pon­tiac Aztec is the actual Frankenstein’s mon­ster, the Ren­dezvous is pretty much the Bride of Franken­stein. It looks a lit­tle nicer, but still seems to be tossed together from bits that fit together, although oddly.

5 Down, 2 Up

Didn’t put the top down until the trip home. So in honor of an absolute per­fect spring day we took the 25 mile long cut home. After, I ran right back out to go to Mail­boxes, Etc. to make copies of the Aiken Bicy­cle Club’s newslet­ter for dis­tri­b­u­tion. On the short 3 mile trip there I saw 3 newish Chrysler Sebrings with their tops down (I told you it was a per­fect spring day) I also saw a 3-series BMW with their top down. Also a red M1 & sil­ver M2 Miatas with their top up and a sil­ver M1 with it down.

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Cockpit Cover Arrives

Top up for the ride to work, top down for the ride home. Big news is my cock­pit cover from Rspeed came in today. Going to spray it with some Scotch­gard water­proof­ing tomor­row for insur­ance (sup­posed to already be weather resis­tant.) Then, put it on so I can get the straps adjusted. We’ll see if using this thing turns into a has­sle, I hope not. I hope that using it in com­bi­na­tion with the boot I can slow the climb of the num­ber at the bot­tom each post, thereby increas­ing the life of the top.

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Miata Spam

Got an email addressed to the Master’s Miata Club from some­one offer­ing us a dis­count on a group buy of roll/style bars. Min­i­mum order of 20. We have 37 cars in the club, I know of 4 that already have a bar, that means we need 61% of the remain­ing cars to buy one to qual­ify for the dis­count. That’ll hap­pen. Maybe they should have taken the time to look at our web­site. I passed it along to every­one in the Club, just in case mass hys­te­ria takes place.

Not only that I just checked his web site, Frenzy, and the group buy price is $10 off for the chrome style bar. WOW, what a deal. ;-)

Tax Holiday Taxing On Travel

The cock­pit cover Does not need water­proof­ing, I think. It is made of Tech­nalon and it is sup­pos­edly fairly water resis­tant already. No straps to adjust, just elas­tic with rub­ber coated hooks. When I first put it on it appeared too small, but after futz­ing with it, it seems OK. Got to put the front on first, roll it out and put the tabs under the trunk last. Right now it is rolled up and tucked under the boot to pre­serve the trunk space.

Made a trip to Augusta to drop off Bike Club newslet­ters at the three big bike stores over there. The 2 in down­town were a cinch, but get­ting to the one in Mar­tinez proved prob­lem­atic. Fri­day and Sat­ur­day are what they call a tax hol­i­day in Geor­gia. In order to boost sales or cut par­ents a break, school type items are tax free. Traf­fic was such a mess around the shop­ping cen­ters that after try­ing a cou­ple of ways to get around it, I bailed and came home. We will be out that way next Thurs­day and will drop the stuff off then.

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Georgia’s Tax Holiday

As befit­ting a gov­ern­ment pol­icy, Georgia’s Tax Hol­i­day this week­end is thing of wonder.

You can pur­chase gym suits tax free, but you must pay tax on mar­tial arts attire.
You can pur­chase bow ties tax free, but you must pay tax on head bands.
You can pur­chase lin­gerie tax free, but you must pay tax on ath­letic supporters.

Riverbanks Zoo

Com­pany was in town to go see the har­ness races this week­end, but this morn­ing started with a hor­ren­dous rain storm. Put the top up and drove over to see if the races were still on before schlep­ping every­one over, nope called off until next Sat­ur­day. What are we going to do now. Around lunch the sun came out so we piled into my sister’s car and drove to the River­banks Zoo in Colum­bia. Nice time. We man­aged to get out and back to the car before it started to rain again.

This evening we needed a trip to the store for some last minute items for Easter din­ner tomor­row, so Donna and I dropped the top back down and made the 15 mile drive to the Pub­lix that is 3 miles away.

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Rain

The rain washed out the last leg of Aiken’s Triple Crown. Today’s har­ness races were called of until next Sat­ur­day because they just can’t pull a sulky on a muddy track. And because today was sup­posed to be cloudy with a good chance of addi­tional rain, there was no way the track would be dry enough by tomor­row. We’ve got a rail side park­ing spot and 6 tick­ets, but next week­end it will be just the two of us as the com­pany we were going to go with will be long gone.

Heathens At The Gate

The clos­est I’ve got to the Miata all day is I have walked by it a half dozen times on the way to and from the washer/dryer. It has been rain­ing nearly all after­noon any­way. This morn­ing Donna and I took my sis­ter and her hus­band over to Hopeland Gar­dens to walk around and take some pho­tos. Being the hea­thens we are, we didn’t real­ize that they were hav­ing Easter ser­vices at the amphithe­ater. For­tu­nately it is a big place and by the time we had cov­ered every­where else and wanted to head that way, ser­vices were over and the crowd broke up. After­wards, we drove around horse coun­try to breathe in the ambiance…

I have finally made it over 1 year CPU time in the search for ET. I am a mem­ber of the Miata Club over at SETI@Home. I am cur­rently in the num­ber 10 spot. The only other per­son I could pos­si­bly over­take unless I rent super­com­puter time is #9, Erick Sodhi. He is cur­rently 130 WU ahead of me, but it looks like he has stopped con­tribut­ing. His last uploaded results were on Feb­ru­ary 1, 2001. At my cur­rent rate and if Erick doesn’t wake up, I will over­take him on the 19th of June this year.

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AI

I’m sure if I was much younger and hadn’t seen all the SciFi movies I have seen, AI would have been a mon­u­men­tal movie. Unfor­tu­nately, as often as it was so orig­i­nal, it was also so deriv­a­tive. Blade Run­ner, Star Wars, Wiz­ard of Oz, even John William’s score seemed to be, at times, by Phillip Glass. Still, I did watch the whole thing and at 2 hours, 25 min­utes that was a seri­ous com­mit­ment of time.