Sturgeon’s Law

Ninety per­cent of every­thing is crap.


Derived from a quote by sci­ence fic­tion author Theodore Stur­geon, who once said, “Sure, 90% of sci­ence fic­tion is crud. That’s because 90% of every­thing is crud.” Oddly, when Sturgeon’s Law is cited, the final word is almost invari­ably changed to ‘crap’.

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Poke Berry Field

We went for a walk in Hitch­cock Woods this morn­ing to take advan­tage of the slightly cooler tem­per­a­tures. We did a lit­tle 2.9 mile loop* and we passed through a spot I’m not so sure we have been before, Poke Berry Field. If we have vis­ited this spot before it was so long ago that I have for­got­ten it. The berries must be about to get ripe as some­one has parked a pur­pose built Poke Berry Trailer here in the field in prepa­ra­tion for their harvesting.

*I say lit­tle, because when we got home my wife felt she hadn’t walked enough, so she went back out and did her 3 mile loop on the dirt roads of the horse district…

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Galaxia de Pasión

Photo Fun

Three pic­tures are worth 3,000 words…

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Fan Of A Mid Level Team

The Red Sox are on there way to los­ing to Bal­ti­more again tonight and if they do they will have a .500 record of 28 wins and 28 losses. There are 30 teams in the Major Leagues and right now they have 14 teams with bet­ter records and 15 with worse records. They will be in last place and at least 4 games out of first place in their divi­sion. If they were in the Amer­i­can League Cen­tral they would be in 3rd place and the same 4 games out. If they were play­ing in the Amer­i­can West they would be in third place too, but 5 games out. The same pretty much holds true in either of the three National League divi­sions, 4 or 5 games out of first and right near the mid­dle of the 5 or 6 teams therein.

But I keep lis­ten­ing because all it would take is a cou­ple of good win­ning streaks and they could be right there at the top. But at a third of the way through the reg­u­lar sea­son, those streaks bet­ter start soon.

Radio Paradise HD

My favorite inter­net radio sta­tion has it own chan­nel on the Roku box. It is called Radio Par­adise HD and it streams the same music as the radio stream, but with the addi­tion of pho­tos that com­pli­ment the title, artist or lyrics.

Tonight I decided to upload a few of my pho­tos to see if they might use them. The sub­mis­sion form had room for eight files, so that is how many I uploaded for now. Maybe next time I do a few Enchanted Ceil­ing shots. One of the one tonight was the above image of Carhenge from our 2009 trip out west.

For the first time in about 3 weeks we rode the tan­dem to work. This is a great time of year for this because now that school is out for the sum­mer traf­fic on the way to work is almost non-existent and not much more on the way home.

This is going to leave a hour long hole in my Sat­ur­day morn­ing — Click & Clack Hang Up Their Microphones

19,000 Volts

Accord­ing to Wikipedia, Chevro­let has sold a lit­tle over 15,000 Volts in the US since they started pro­duc­ing them in 2010. The world wide sales num­bers are a lit­tle hazier, but if I had to guess, the total num­ber of these plug-in hybrid elec­tric vehi­cles in ser­vice today is prob­a­bly around 19,000.

I saw my first one in the wild today, in white, while not nec­es­sar­ily attrac­tive, it is cer­tainly not ugly either, as it passed by me on I-20 in Columbia.

Some­where just east of New Hol­land, the Pur­ple Whale, wind­shield wipers slap­ping back and forth, passed the 19,000 mile mark.

The Autotrophs Began To Drool

Since we last spoke a week ago*:

The Miata has got­ten a bath to wash last Saturday’s bugs off only to put some more back on yes­ter­day when we took the MMC to Sardis.

I’ve got the new shocks for the Emperor in the garage which will prob­a­bly get installed this week some time. Went with the non-adjustable Koni SRTs this time, because why spent twice as much for the adjustable Sport models.

The FRS have won 3 games and lost 4 which is pretty much on par for the way this sea­son is going. Unfor­tu­nately the MFY won all seven (now nine in a row for them) putting the Red Sox (who are still in last in their divi­sion) 8 games out.

Mad Men is over for another year and we now have absolutely noth­ing to watch on TV except for The Big Bang The­ory and we only have 4 episodes of that to watch before we are all caught up with all the Sea­son 5 shows.

*Where the heck did it go? Seems like yesterday…

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Neanderthals Developed Tools

Fin­ished watch­ing the last episode of TBBT tonight. Kind of schmaltzy. We had stopped watch­ing the show after Sea­son 3 because of the direc­tion it was tak­ing. We then restarted after catch­ing a cou­ple of Sea­son 4 re-runs because we caught our­selves laugh­ing at it any­way. But now I sense another break in watch­ing com­ing up for Sea­son #6.

I have one brick­bat for Dunkin Donuts. They have (re)started a Cof­fee Club Punch Card, you know, buy 8 cups and get num­ber nine free. The trou­ble with the card is it is about a 1/16 of an inch to long to fit in my wallet’s credit card slot. Took a cou­ple missed punch oppor­tu­ni­ties before I took some scis­sors and trimmed its length enough that it fit right in front of my DD gift card.

To bal­ance things out I have a bou­quet for them as well. Donna and my favorite spot for din­ing at DD is on the bar-like tables with tall chairs that face out towards the park­ing lot. Break­fast goes so much bet­ter with some peo­ple watch­ing thrown in. Trou­ble is, our view is fre­quently blocked by those opaque giant cups of cof­fee and break­fast sand­wich sta­tic clings. Much to our plea­sure, last week we sat down, we could see right through them. They finally adopted the kind that are full of holes mak­ing them appear solid on the out­side and slightly darkly tinted on the inside.

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We Built A Wall, We Built The Pyramids

Even though the title is one more line from TBBT theme song, I got noth­ing related to it. As mat­ter of fact the only thing I do have is that the driver’s side fog light on the Emperor is burnt out.

OK, OK, maybe one more thing. It is time for some new glasses and I have been kind of think­ing to go retro thanks to TDTVS2. Trou­ble is there are no frames like that to choose from at any of the local eye­glass places. Then along came Life­hacker the other day who turned me on to Warby Parker, so I may just give that Home Try On (5 Pairs, 5 Days, 100% Free!) a try.

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Hey! Four Eyes!

Three of the pairs of glasses I’m think­ing of try­ing from Warby Parker on the 5 pairs, 5 day deal, I could mock up using their Vir­tual Try On ser­vice. I had to lay­out the Percy and the Reynolds myself using Paint Shop Pro. I’m still wait­ing on our local eye­glass place to get me the ones I picked out from them. If I haven’t from them in another week I’ll go online and try these.

We missed out on the usual Fri­day bike ride to work this morn­ing because when we started load­ing up the bike I noticed the rear tire was flat, like no air at all. We either picked up some­thing on the way home or I didn’t get the tube in right the other week and it finally failed.

Speak­ing of fail­ure, the left fog light of the Emperor has burned out. Sounds like a Sun­day after­noon project.

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Forget Something?

The Emperor’s new shocks are just what his sub­jects needed. The last few months his majesty had a ten­dency to wan­der in his lane. I tried to tighten things up by adjust­ing the Koni Sport shocks firmer, but that just ended up mak­ing the car bouncy. We picked up the car on Tues­day, didn’t drive it on Wednes­day, but Thurs­day and then again Fri­day we did. On both days, me first, then Donna, noticed a kind of metal­lic rat­tle from the left rear when hit­ting sharp bumps. Won­der­ing if maybe some­one didn’t tighten some­thing up dur­ing the shock change, I decided to check it out today.

First thing I did was put the front of the car on jack stands. Front? Yeah, I also needed to change out that burnt out fog light bulb. And while it can be done while lay­ing on your back under the car, but it is much eas­ier to jack it up and take off the tires. Even though only one was out I opted to change them both because with my luck if I did just one, the other would fail within week. Seri­ously Syl­va­nia, fifty-four bucks for a pair of Sil­ver­Star Ultra H1 bulbs?!? I went with $7.75 ea Plain Jane H1.

With the front done I jacked up the back end and pulled both of those tires. A visual and shake check revealed noth­ing loose or out of place under there, so it was time to check in the trunk. My first thought was to just flat out empty every­thing out of the trunk and take the car for a spin to see if the noise remained. As I pulled out the faux car­pet cov­er­ing the spare I noticed some­thing, a 3/8 drive, 14mm deep socket sit­ting on top of the rim of the spare tire. That just might be it. Just in case I hunted around for any­thing else that didn’t belong and found noth­ing. But­toned every­thing back up and did a quick run around the block run­ning over every imper­fec­tion and man­hole cover. Didn’t hear a rattle.Big test will be the next time we go over some rail­road tracks.

I guess I’ll give Steve a call on Mon­day and see if he wants his socket back.

Fix-A-Flat

Sat­ur­day while in between mon­key­ing with the Miata I also fixed the flat on the tan­dem. Pulled the tube out and pumped it full of air. It came right back out. In a rush. Sounded like from the valve stem. I put it under water in the bath­room sink and air bub­bles came cas­cad­ing out from around the base of the stem. It was not patchable.

Nei­ther I nor the local bike store had the proper sized (26 x 1.25) tube with a presta valve on hand. She said she would order a cou­ple and I fig­ured I would use the tube I had that was close (26 x 1) to get by until they came in.

When we got up this morn­ing to go for a bike ride, sure enough the tire was flat again. Not a big deal, we were going to ride our sin­gle bikes any­way, but I’ll take it apart tomor­row to see if I can see some­thing. Maybe there is a sharp edge on the rim where the valve stem passes through.

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Donna Is Getting Implants

Not that kind you sicko, den­tal implants!

A week and a half or so ago Donna felt a swelling in her mouth near where she has a 3 tooth bridge. We called the den­tist and they saw her that very after­noon. We were hope­ful that there was just some­thing stuck under there that had eluded her clean­ing efforts. No such luck. X-rays showed that the tooth sup­port­ing her bridge was cracked and the swelling was from an infec­tion. They took impres­sions and sent her home with a script for an antibi­otic and a pain pill.

Fast for­ward to today and she had an appoint­ment to have the bridge removed (see photo), the bro­ken tooth pulled and the tem­po­rary fit­ted. As Mar­vin Lee Aday once sang, “…two out of three ain’t bad.” The tem­po­rary “bridge” wasn’t cor­rect and the den­tist couldn’t make it work. She is now stuck with a big ol’ gap between her back molar and an eye tooth on the upper left side until another tem­po­rary is ordered up. They took some new impres­sions hop­ing they will get a more cor­rect temp next time.

The tem­po­rary is some­thing that will have to work for a while too, because to fix this issue we are talk­ing two or pos­si­ble three implants which with our mea­ger den­tal plan will prob­a­bly cost us more than my recent scop­ing and ER visit. I won­der how much we can recoup by sell­ing the bridge you see to one of those RVs that are pop­ping up around town that buy gold?

For The Want Of A Tube

We really wanted to ride the tan­dem to work today, so Tues­day we drove over to Augusta to see if we could find a tube at one of the down­town bike stores.The first stop was Andy Jordan’s and when the fel­low asked what I needed, I told him, “A 26 x 1.25 tube…” he starts towards the shelf with all their tubes on it “…with a Presta valve.” He comes to a halt and says, “We don’t have any. We could order you one?” We tell him thanks anyway.

Stop two, a mile away, we enter Out­spokin’ which I had called ear­lier and they had said they had what I was look­ing for. I fig­ured we would be in and out. We were greeted and asked what we wanted. I told him and off he went. We wan­dered the store a bit while we waited. We drifted deeper in the place the longer our buddy was gone. We cir­cled back to the desk about the time the employee came out from the back empty handed. He called over to the owner, who joined him look­ing on their self full of tubes. He finally said the clos­est thing he had was a 26 x 1.75. I told him I didn’t think I could get some­thing that big in the tire even in its unin­flated state. I bought the thing for two rea­sons: one, he said he’d give me my money back if it didn’t fit and two, it was our only hope of rid­ing the bike to work on Thursday.

When we got home I pulled the wheel and took out the flat spare. Turns out there was a sharp edge where the stem passed thru the rim, so I tried fil­ing it down a bit. To fur­ther pro­tect the stem I added an extra layer of rim tape. After about five min­utes of stretch­ing and tuck­ing I man­aged to get that x-large tube inside the tire as best I could. Pumped it up to 100psi and waited for the bang of a pinched tube or the hiss of a small leak at the junc­ture of stem and tube. Nothing.

We opted to go for a quick ride around the block as a final test. And much to my sur­prise it held up. Wednes­day morn­ing on the way by to the car I squeezed the tire, expect­ing a flat, but it was still inflated. Nice.

Wednes­day night it was flat again.…

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