Sturgeon’s Law

Ninety per­cent of every­thing is crap.


Derived from a quote by sci­ence fic­tion author Theodore Stur­geon, who once said, “Sure, 90% of sci­ence fic­tion is crud. That’s because 90% of every­thing is crud.” Oddly, when Sturgeon’s Law is cited, the final word is almost invari­ably changed to ‘crap’.

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I Hate Tuesdays

Spent the morn­ing dri­ving around town snap­ping pic­tures rec­og­niz­able (at least I hope rec­og­niz­able) as being in Aiken county with just a bit of car show­ing. They were done using a dis­pos­able cam­era with a built in flash, so I have lit­tle idea exactly how they will turn out. They are for the First Annual Aiken Drive By Photo Con­test. You can enter more than once, so I think I will grab another entry packet when I turn in the first tomorrow.

It was weird being off work today because we treated yes­ter­day just like a reg­u­lar Sun­day — had lunch with our reg­u­lar group, watched an X-Files episode and I even trimmed around my beard. So my dys­func­tional mind is fran­ti­cally try­ing to cat­e­go­rize what today was. Oh well, soon it will be morn­ing and I’ll be able to clas­sify tomor­row as a Monday.

TAG! You’re It South Carolina

I made up a lit­tle web page of the news­pa­per arti­cle from the Sun­day paper about license plates that fea­tured yours truly, see­ing as the news­pa­per didn’t. OCR’d the words and scanned in the pic­tures, so here I am in all my media glory: Spe­cialty License Plates Say It All

Dropped of the dis­pos­able cam­era tonight. Pic­tures will be ready tomor­row. We are going to wait to buy entry #2 in the Drive By Photo Con­test until we have seen #1.

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Hope I Can Get 2 Good Shots From The Next Camera

Picked up the fin­ished pho­tos for entry #1 in the Drive By Photo Con­test. Yikes! They are uni­formly bad. The ones mounted on the cock­pit brace showed too much car and not enough scenery. The shots of some­thing in the rear view mir­ror are a pos­si­bil­ity, but I’m going to have to defeat the flash as it washes out all the color out of the mir­ror because it is so close. The pic­tures with the car hood in it and scenery in front, didn’t work as the flash illu­mi­nated the BLUE hood and left the scenery dark. I’m not sure if there is any meter­ing going on in the cam­era, as some pho­tos look like there is and oth­ers don’t. There were a cou­ple that came out OK, but hardly worth blow­ing up to 8 x 12.

As long as you buy two cam­eras you are enti­tled to 2 entries and it doesn’t mat­ter which cam­era the entries come from. Hope­fully we will get 2 good pic­tures from the next camera.

I may scan a cou­ple tomor­row and see if I can tweak them in PaintShop­Pro. They won’t be eli­gi­ble for the con­test, but I’ll get a pic­ture to post on my pho­tog­ra­phy blog…

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Tell Me Again Why I’m Eating Here?

They have been doing this for as long as I remem­ber, so it must be work­ing. The Tums com­mer­cials always take place in a diner. The cus­tomers, the counter per­son and the look are dif­fer­ent, but there is always some schmoe with gas or an upset tummy tak­ing some prod­uct other than Tums. Some­one will offer him advice on the best antacid to solve the prob­lem. In the one I saw tonight the counter man told our suf­ferer to ask a coun­sel of experts and points to a trio of beefy Johnny Lunch­pails at the end of the counter. The three of them are clutch­ing their chests and bel­lies while, lit­er­ally swill­ing, from a Tums container.

Maybe, just maybe, you wouldn’t have those gas­troin­testi­nal prob­lems if you found another place to eat.

The Time Is Now

So Cow­boy Up. And the Sox did just that tonight in the first of a 3-game series against their arch-nemesis’s the NY Yan­kees in the house that that candy bar fel­low built. I think we will have to win at least one more this week­end from the Bronx Bombers if there is any chance of tak­ing the divi­sion from them. A sweep would be nice, but 2–1/2 out with 25 to play, and the way they are play­ing, is not to big a hill to climb.

Turns out that a 40% chance of rain show­ers means a 60% chance of cloudy, gray skies with no pre­cip­i­ta­tion. Got the ride in to work with it down, but that was it. After work-work we went to work-out, so the ride home was bro­ken into 2 short trips with a long pause in the mid­dle. The skies looked iffy so we just left the roof up.

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Boy I Sure Do Miss Radio

Watched the Red Sox — Yankee’s game on Fox this after­noon. The game went bet­ter than I hoped. Boston 11, New York 0. Watch­ing was great, but lis­ten­ing sucked. Tim McCarver was in the booth with Rick Sut­cliff and they couldn’t get it together. Both of them seemed tongue tied too often. Maybe it is because the aren’t used to work­ing with each other or some­thing. Then there was an inning or two that Ozzie Smith joined them, try­ing in vain to explain­ing a Radio Shack pro­mo­tion (some­thing I’m sure he is get­ting paid to do) hav­ing to do with life­time tick­ets to the World Series. Lamo.

About the sec­ond inning they flashed across the screen that the broad­cast was avail­able in Span­ish via SAP (if avail­able) by inning 5 I tired to get it in Span­ish, but my local FOX affil­i­ate didn’t have it avail­able. I guess we don’t have that big a His­panic population…

Cowboy Down

The Red Sox lose their game against the Yan­kees today and it is my fault. I watched the game on ESPN Fri­day night and they won. I watched the game on Fox Sat­ur­day after­noon and they won. Today the game was not on TV, I couldn’t watch, so they lost. Sorry.

The rain started about the time the alarm went off this morn­ing. The bike ride didn’t hap­pen. We could deal with that, curled back under the cov­ers and slept another hour. The rain paused for about 15 min­utes a half an hour ago, but it back at it steady. No pic­ture tak­ing today, for the web site or the contest.

The inclement weather cre­ated a per­fect oppor­tu­nity for a movie day. First up was Catch Me If You Can bor­rowed from a co-worker. After about 10 min­utes, Donna wanted out. I con­vinced her to stick it out. After 25 min­utes I wanted out, be she was now inter­ested. At 25 min­utes the phone rang and while she was talk­ing to her mother I popped out the disc. Sec­ond movie was my lat­est pur­chase, Don­nie Darko. I watched it all the way through (for the sec­ond time) while Donna watched half heat­edly. This evenings entry was The Last Boy Scout, a totally pre­dictable Bruce Willis movie, that is from Net­flix and has been sit­ting on my cof­fee table for around a month. At least Don­nie Darko was good.

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I’m Not A Gearhead

But I would like to be able to do the “easy” stuff on my car. Chang­ing the oil and rotat­ing tires has become sec­ond nature. I’ve done the brakes, i.e., change pads, bleed them, etc twice now. I would like to change out the trans­mis­sion fluid and the dif­fer­en­tial oil, but to do these you need both a 23mm and a 24 mm socket. From a quick search on the web these will run me $15 a piece, plus $10–15 for the 1/2″ ratchet. Then a oil pump would make this eas­ier to get the oils back in these hard to reach places, another $5–10. Not to men­tion the cost of the flu­ids. Prob­a­bly be cheaper to get the Mazda place to do it when they change my tim­ing belt in a cou­ple weeks.

Holy

Today’s Pho­to­time Tues­day theme was “holey” and didn’t know what I was going to shoot. Inspi­ra­tion was slow to come. My first thought was, I’m hav­ing swiss cheese in my sand­whiches this week, why not grab a slice and click, but then what kind of back­ground would I use. How about a toe pok­ing through a holey sock? I don’t have any socks with holes and I didn’t want to sac­ri­fice a per­fectly good one for the sake of art. Then it hit me, the holes in the seats of the Miata for the head­rest speakers.

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Gotta Go Air Up

Short posts tonight and tomor­row as I’ll be get­ting the car ready for our Club’s Annual Gap trip. That’s right, twisty ass roads of North Car­olina with the dragon as the icing on the cake. Plan on a fun run Fri­day evening after arrival and then a early morn­ing more spir­ited assault. Fol­lowed by a day of enjoy­ing what the moun­tains have to offer.

Gotta go put a lit­tle more air in the tires. use 32 psi for nor­mally dri­ving, but I want to add 3or 4 more to stiffen the side­walls a bit more. Tomor­row I guess I’ll shake out the mats and use the Cal­i­for­nia Duster to get the light coat­ing of road dirt off the car. It is not enough to go fast, but you have to look good doing it. :-)

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Comment Spam

We get annoy­ing phone calls sell­ing us stuff we don’t want. We get reg­u­lar mail fly­ers full of stuff we don’t want. We get tons of spam emails for stuff we don’t want.

I got hit with a new one yes­ter­day and until some­one comes up with a clever word for this, I’ll call it Com­ment Spam.

It wasn’t ran­dom at all. If you search my rant site for the word cho­les­terol you get one hit, it’s in the post they left the com­ment on. Notice that I had acci­den­tally mis-spelled cho­les­terol. If you search for the cor­rect spelling, there are no hits. in the com­ment spam they too spell cho­les­terol wrong, with an “al” on the end. I never get a link or even the name of the sup­ple­ment, so was this a ran­dom act of a ran­dom per­son who stum­bled on my site?

Gased Up & Ready To Go

The clothes are in the wash, the wind­shield is clean and the CD with 20 hours of reg­gae MP3s is loaded. Just have to put the clean clothes in our “suit­case”, toss it in the trunk and set the alarm for 6:00 PM.

‘Twas the night before Gap­ping, when all through the house
Not a crea­ture was stir­ring, not even a mouse;
The gas tanks were filled with high octane with care,
In hopes that their tur­bos would not ping while there;

The dri­vers were nes­tled all snug in their beds,
While visions of twisty roads danced in their heads;
And mamma in her ‘ker­chief, and I in my cap,
Had just set­tled down for a long pre-drive nap,

There’s more…

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Oreo Quality Control

My snack for the week was Oreo cook­ies, Dou­ble Delight OREO Cof­fee and Cream to be exact. My wife packs 5 in a plas­tic sand­wich bag for me to enjoy at my morn­ing break. In each of the last 4 days there has been one cookie in my bag that has had one of the choco­late wafers on upside down, that is a smooth side is show­ing and the imprinted side is towards the fill­ing. For some rea­son I don’t remem­ber this lit­tle non-conformance occur­ring with such regularity.

I’m sure in the begin­ning these defec­tive cook­ies were destroyed. Then, as with the rest of man­u­fac­tur­ing Amer­ica, cost became more impor­tant than qual­ity. Slowly things migrated from throw­ing them away, to giv­ing them to char­i­ties to allow­ing a cer­tain per­cent­age to make into con­sumer pack­ages. Now with each pass­ing quar­ter the total of non-conforming cook­ies allowed has been increased.

Soon some­where in the cor­po­rate halls of Nabisco a deci­sion will be made to elim­i­nate the emboss­ing of the words OREO and the Nabisco logo alto­gether. It will be cheaper all around and then it won’t mat­ter at all which way the cook­ies come together. To keep the iden­tity they will have to spray the like­ness of these logos on with some food dye or something.

Oh, and they will call it “New and Improved” too.

Trip Up

No one met us the GA Wel­come Cen­ter, but that was expected. We met the Haffs at the Pub­lix Shop­ping Cen­ter on Fury’s Ferry Road as expected. The Bre­itingers weren’t there, but we pressed on with­out them.

First stop was in McCormick about 30 miles up the road. There we made a pit stop and hung around for about 20 min­utes until the Kurt and Karen arrived. Next stop was Wal­halla were John requested a gas stop to top off as it is a bit cheaper here then in the moun­tains proper.

After lunch in our usual haunt in High­lands we pressed on. Out­side of Cashiers, John took us on a nice lit­tle back road called Wayah Bald Road up to US74/19 instead of the nor­mal SC28. Cool road with a lot of twisty bits, tree lined stretches and almost no traffic.

That evening, the final cou­ple arrived in car # 4, John & Bar­bara Bat­tles. The 8 of us dined in the new Mex­i­can place in Rob­binsville. By the end of the meal it was almost dark and none of wanted to attack the dragon. Not for any fear of the road, but for fear of the deer that might leap in our path. We retired early.

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The Dragon

We retired early yes­ter­day because we wanted to get up early today and beat the week­end traf­fic to the gap. Worked too. We left the hotel a lit­tle after 7, so we got to the offi­cial start of the dragon at about 7:25. All the motor­cy­clists were still in their tents at the Cross­roads of Time when we flew past. Didn’t really keep track, but I fig­ure we made 7 of the 11 miles unim­peded before we had to slow when we caught up to a cou­ple of pick­ups. While we were at the gravel lot on the other end the only vehi­cle that went by was truck loaded with house trusses. We knew he would take a while so we waited about 15 min­utes before start­ing out. We sailed up the hill and took another break at the dam over­look. While we were there a Sub­ur­ban went by, so we waited another 20 min­utes or so. When we did leave, we made it all the way back to the NC state line before we caught the Sub­ur­ban or about 10 miles at speed. The CoT was open when we got back and some of the cyclists were stir­ring. We went inside and looked at the T-shirts and stick­ers and such and as we shopped John noticed out the win­dow a semi with a wide load escort go by headed into the gap. We all breathed sigh of relief that we were already through. Here are some pho­tos of trucks in the gap on the Tail of the Dragon site.

From there we headed to the corn maze in Andrews. I have to admit it was more fun than I thought. It was real study in human nature. The guys all hud­dled around our maps try­ing to keep track of where we were and we ended up just fol­low­ing Karen, she used “women’s intu­ition” and led us right out.

We were sched­uled to meet the Bat­tles at a restau­rant in Telico Plains at 1:00 PM. Because there aren’t many ways to get there we thought for sure it would take too long for us to get there from where we were and we would miss them. Made good time and arrived at Cardin’s about 1:15. As we pulled into the lot, John and Bar­bara came in from the other direc­tion. The set­ting is mag­nif­i­cent and the food is good, but ser­vice is lack­ing and what there is, is slow. Donna had to eat her soup with a tea­spoon, our wait­ress came back after recheck­ing and said she couldn’t find any soup spoons. My and John Haff’s sweet potato fries were cold (at least they took the price of them off the check.) Next year we’ll have to find an alter­na­tive lunch location.

After lunch we all drove together back to Rob­binsville along the Chero­hala Sky­way. We did the 10 mile side trip to ogle the Bald River Falls and because of that we missed the 5:00 PM clos­ing of a pot­tery shop that Karen had requested a visit to on the other side of the pass. To make up for it, we vis­ited a pot­tery place in Rob­binsville, prob­a­bly not as nice, but it was the best we could come up with.

By now it was after 5:00 PM and after cov­er­ing more than 200 moun­tain miles since 7:00 PM, I was toast. Kurt and John hadn’t enough, so they headed off to run through the dragon one more time.

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Trip Down

Made it back home about 2:30 this after­noon. We were going to go home 19/74 to Asheville then I-26, but when I got to the 28 south sign I couldn’t resist. Sev­eral more doses of twisty road awaited. Made it all the way to the out­skirts of Franklin before I had to slow for some one in front of me. Between Franklin and High­lands there was no one in front of me until, wouldn’t you know it, right where the sign warn­ing truck­ers of the steep grades and 20 MPH curves ahead. Old cou­ple in a small car with Florida tags. I got right behind them and pushed for a bit until Donna told me to back off I was scar­ing her. 1/2 mile later when I could see around the next cou­ple esses I dropped into first and blasted by, all the while Donna screamed at me (I hadn’t asked per­mis­sion.) The yelling was worth it though, as I would have gone crazy behind them at 20 MPH for the next 9 miles.

We decided to fol­low the route up in reverse to come home. Good plan, but the SC187 south sign was miss­ing because of con­struc­tion and we were 8 miles past it before we real­ized. We back­tracked rather than drive through Ander­son. The sign was miss­ing com­ing from that direc­tion too, but luck­ily I rec­og­nized the intersection.

We got to McCormick about 12:30 and the only place to eat is that Hard­ees we waited for the Bre­itingers at. Donna said no! Let’s go to Hick­ory Knob State Park, they have a lodge and restau­rant. It turned out to be a trip in itself, the entrance to the park was 10 miles west of town and the lodge must have been another 5 miles into the park. When we entered the huge din­ing room it was almost empty and we should have taken it as a sign. The only thing they offered was a buf­fet for $7.95, no menu. The salad bar was fair and the soup was OK. Fatty fried chicken, green beans cooked with fat­back, some­thing they called dress­ing, rice and gravy were your din­ing “plea­sure.”. Pretty much the worst food we have had in recent mem­ory, but at least they had soup spoons.

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Word Scambler Thing

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Con­tinue read­ing Word Scam­bler Thing

Clark for President

Just found out who I’m vot­ing for in the next Pres­i­den­tial election…retired Gen. Wes­ley K. Clark. That is if he gets the Demo­c­ra­tic nom­i­na­tion. And here is why: read the first line in the 7th from the last para­graph of this arti­cle.

The Miata is spend­ing the night at a sleep-over. It is parked behind Rader Mazda in Augusta, await­ing a tim­ing belt/water pump trans­plant surgery. Tune in tomor­row to see the money spent fig­ure increase by 50%.

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The Return Of Procrastination Man

I will be on vaca­tion next week and away from the PC so there will be no blog­ging, but more impor­tantly it is the week I would nor­mally be doing the Master’s Miata Club’s newslet­ter. That means that I need to do it this week, because I have to mail out the newslet­ter with the Octo­ber meet­ing loca­tion before I go away. Because when I get back it will be too late. I should mail it out no later than Fri­day, which means I had bet­ter get busy, but instead I sit here blog­ging and read­ing other blogs. I’ll prob­a­bly go ahead and update the Club’s web page with pho­tos from this weekend’s event while I’m in full delay mode. No sense hur­ry­ing when I’ll have all day Thurs­day to do it. :-)

Oh, You Cynical You

Drove the Miata home tonight and the tim­ing belt trans­plant surgery seems a suc­cess. They had me wor­ried for a minute there too. When I called at 3:30 to see if it was ready, I got a “Let me call you back.” When I didn’t get a call back in about 45 min­utes, I called back again. This time I got a “I’ll check with the tech­ni­cian, hold on.” When the ser­vice advi­sor returned she said, it’ll be ready before the end of the day (their day or 6:00 PM.) We got there at 5:30 and the paper­work was just arriv­ing at the cashier as we were.

This is the Master’s Miata Club spon­sor­ing dealer so club mem­bers get 20% off on parts. I had not men­tioned this when I dropped the car off for ser­vice for fear that they would jack up the list price of the parts on the invoice and then “give” me 20% off. I know, very cynical.

The cashier hands me the invoice it says $652.80, I slap my fore­head and say, “I for­got to men­tion I’m in the Miata Club and I should get 20% off the parts.” No prob­lem the invoice goes through the win­dow into the parts area for recal­cu­la­tion. Now the invoice says $584.56, which is still higher than expected. Then I notice that the labor charge is $432, not the $360 is was quoted on the phone last week. A call is put into Kel­lie the ser­vice advi­sor. She arrives and I tell her that the price is higher than I was quoted. She says, “Let me check” and wan­ders off. Comes back a few min­utes later and says that they must have charged me for an extra hour labor by mis­take, the charge should be $360. Invoice is adjusted again and this time it comes to $514.58, which I pay.

Now the cyn­i­cal side of me is won­der­ing was the extra hour really a mis­take. Or is it rou­tinely added on to bills in that price range hop­ing that the cus­tomer won’t notice and just pay it?

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Curse the Curse

Grow­ing up in Con­necti­cut only 50 miles from NYC you would think that when it comes to base­ball I would be a Yan­kees fan, but no, I hate the Yan­kees. My mom is from Maine and my dad is from Mass­a­chu­setts so I came by my afflic­tion hon­estly, my par­ents were Red Sox fans. Every year I think this is the year. And recently they have actu­ally been play­ing great ball and been in first place…for a while, but true to tra­di­tion they fade at the end. Some­times still mak­ing the play­offs, but always snatch­ing defeat from the jaws of vic­tory in the end. This year I’m afraid will be no different.

I don’t get HBO, but when we were in Rob­binsville this week­end the hotel we were in did. I saw a promo for an up com­ing show that I just had to see, The Curse Of The Bam­bino. It pre­miered last night and I got a co-worker to tape it for me.

Just fin­ished watch­ing it. Very nicely done. At times painful when they show some of those infa­mous moments that seem to bring life to the curse, Bucky Fuck­ing Dent’s homer, Bill Buckner’s mis­play, etc. And at oth­ers mov­ing, inter­views with famous and not famous New Eng­lan­ders explain­ing their love of the Sox. Made me home­sick, but also made me think that they still have time to blow their cur­rent 2–1/2 game wild card lead and end up out of the play­offs this year. Or maybe this is the year.…the curse is finally lifted.

Oowww!

While eat­ing my break­fast cereal this morn­ing I noticed some pain when chew­ing on the back left. There was also sen­si­tiv­ity to the cold milk.

At 8:30 when the dentist’s office opened for busi­ness I gave them a call to see if they could squeeze me in. No prob­lem the recep­tion­ist said, come on down. When I got there, I was called right back to the drill and fill office and set­tled into the chair by Jane the dentist’s assis­tant. Seems Dr. Boykin is on vaca­tion this week so it was easy to get in, because there were no patients around. Jane took an x-ray and while we waited for it to develop, she took some pic­tures with this fancy gizmo from Sony. She held my mouth open with one hand and guided the cam­era into posi­tion by watch­ing the mon­i­tor. This left no hands free to click on the take pic­ture but­ton on the remote. She handed it to me and told me to click the but­ton when she said so.

When the doc­tor gets back next week he’ll check it out and make some rec­om­men­da­tions. The least of which Jane says will be a crown. Yikes, there goes sev­eral hun­dred dol­lars. To add insult to finan­cial injury, Jane tells me, “Not to worry, cracked teeth like that are com­mon in men my age and eas­ily fix­able.” *my age, sigh*

Oowww! Part II

Tonight we took a lit­tle evening drive get some ice cream and then refuel the car as well. While dri­ving along on Pow­der­house Road mind­ing our own busi­ness, Donna sud­denly goes, “Ooww!” She got bopped on the top of her head by some­thing small and solid. Best we can fig­ure out is a squir­rel in one of trees we were pass­ing under must have dropped his or her acorn. Now there is spec­u­la­tion as to whether it was on pur­pose or not, after all we did man­age to run a squir­rel over in North Car­olina this past weekend.…

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That Sucka Is Full

The car is packed and nearly ready to go. Tomor­row we head to Hilton Head Island for 6 six days of fun at the beach. Would have been 8, but a slight mis­cal­cu­la­tion of our vaca­tion time requires us to go back to work next Fri­day, oops. We have taken 2 week vaca­tions and taken less. I think the addi­tion to our travel bag­gage this time is the DVD player. It is a full size unit so it eats up pretty much all of the small well in the cen­ter of the trunk and it has to come as the condo only has a VCR and all our movies are on DVD.

Called my bud­dies at Rspeed this morn­ing and ordered up 1 quart of Red­line 75w90 syn­thetic oil for the dif­fer­en­tial and 2 quarts of Red­line MTL syn­thetic for the trans­mis­sion. I’ll swap out these flu­ids next week­end with a lit­tle help from a friend. That should com­plete the 120k mileage maintenance.

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Busy Day

We got up about the same time as our usual work­day. Started off by hav­ing a quick break­fast snack and then fin­ished load­ing the trunk. We didn’t have room for the plas­tic trash bags or work gloves so they were piled on behind the seats. We had about a half dozen or more pic­tures to fin­ish tak­ing for the Drive By Photo Con­test.

After the last shot was taken, we had just enough time to get to Best Bagels to meet the Bicy­cle Club for real break­fast and then pick-up trash for our Adopt-A-Highway duties.

Four blocks and four bags of trash later we zipped home to change and then make a bee-line to the SC Wel­come Cen­ter to meet the Miata Club to lead them to a Men­non­ite restau­rant, Miller’s Bread­bas­ket, in Blackville, SC. Six cars fol­lowed Donna and I on mostly back roads to get to our des­ti­na­tion. Another car was wait­ing on us there, as well as about 2 dozen Harleys. For­tu­nately they we about fin­ish­ing up, so our wait wasn’t too long and the big table in the back was free for the 16 of us.

Donna and I con­tin­ued east to Hilton Head and every­one else headed west to go back home. When we arrived we unpacked the car and headed right back out to find a place for din­ner. The choices on the island are stag­ger­ing, but we just went to a Wendys to get a salad as we will still some­what full from our big lunch. We had just enough time after eat­ing to get in a short beach walk before the sun­set. We were in bed not too long after.

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Bone Collectors

On our morn­ing walk on the beach we encoun­tered an awful lot of folks bent at the waist dig­ging in and/or pok­ing around the sand. They were pick­ing up shells, gath­er­ing the exoskele­tons of deceased mol­lusks. Bone collecting.

Another ran­dom beach walk­ing thought: Is it just me or after see­ing Juras­sic Park III do all pel­i­cans in flight look like ptero­dactyls or what?

Pizza

We had break­fast on the bal­cony over­look­ing the ocean. Fol­lowed it up by a walk along the beach. Lunch was a trip to a place we read about, but it was so crowded we walked across the shop­ping cen­ter lot and ate some­where else. Din­ner con­sisted of pork chops and baked potato that we had brought with us and was fol­lowed by another walk on the beach.

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Excuse Me, That’s My Book

I brought a par­tially fin­ished paper­back with me from home, The Arraign­ment by Steve Mar­tini. I never read at home any more, the only time I do read is when we are away (and away from a com­puter.) When I do read, I read mostly crime fic­tion stuff, tough talk­ing P.I.s, lawyers put in posi­tions they should never be in or get out of, but do, under­dog homi­cide cops, etc. Before this 5 days of relax­ing is up I will fin­ish nearly one book a day. Here is the rest of the list:
The Jury by Steve Mar­tini
The Crush by San­dra Brown
Dust To Dust by Tami Hoag

Went gro­cery shop­ping and because it was going to be a rainy day today I bought a paper­back book to read. As we were check­ing out a nice young man was bag­ging our gro­ceries for us. The book was The Crush by San­dra Brown and when he picked it up instead of plop­ping into the bag he started read­ing the back cover. Maybe it was the pic­ture of the author on the back that caught his eye or some­thing, but I found it very unset­tling that this kid was “read­ing” my book.

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Horsman Island

Horsman IslandOur friend Jerry Hors­man, who we rented the condo from, wanted to take us out on his “boat.” The word boat is in quotes because it is kind of a per­sonal water­craft. What ever you clas­sify it as, it is fast. It is a Sea-Doo Speed­ster, 220 HP attached to a 16′ fiber­glass hull, that really flies (top speed is 55MPH.) We had a lot of fun zip­ping around the inlets, rivers and shore­lines of Hilton Head Island. We got an unsched­uled tour of Hors­man Island #2 when Jerry for­got about the fast approach­ing low tide. We spent a pleas­ant 2 hours watch­ing the crabs, seag­ulls and pel­i­cans until the water got up to about 2 feet deep and we could get back under­way. It was called Hors­man Island #2 because just two weeks ago he pulled the same stunt with his wife in the boat in another location.

Bugs

We were going to leave early morn­ing Thurs­day and head home, but decided mid-afternoon to just leave around sun­down and ride home with the top down in the dark­ness. Excel­lent plan. It was a great night for the 2–1/2 hour drive, the sky went from blue to orange to dark blue to black. We even needed our coats after the sun went down. The only fly in the oint­ment, was lit­er­ally just that, bugs were com­ing at us so thick that 2 stops to clean the wind­shield were required to make a safe trip…At times while dri­ving it looked just like the stock Win­dows screen­saver, Starfield Simulation.

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Redline Arrives

I got my Red­line syn­thetic oils for the tranny and diff today. Prob­a­bly have been sit­ting on my desk since Mon­day, but they came home today. Now I just have to get together with John (who has the tools) to do the actual chang­ing. Maybe next weekend.

Picked up the sec­ond batch of pho­tos for the Drive By Photo Con­test another cou­ple of pos­si­bles, but we nar­rowed it down to one from this roll and one from the first. Mon­day when I get back to work I’ll scan a cou­ple of the more inter­est­ing ones. There is a page up that has a half dozen of the entries so far, I don’t think I have a chance. Then again it will all depend on who the judges are and what they are look­ing for.

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Dysfunctional Parking Is To The Left

While enjoy­ing our ice cream at Brusters this evening we amused our­selves by mak­ing fun of the peo­ple already there and the new ones as they pulled up. All in good fun really.

The most fun is watch­ing folks pull in and park, scary. A full size Ford pick up truck pulled into the lot and it looked like he didn’t even try to get in between the lines. Parked at a 60 degree angle to the end of the spots he parked across. The lot wasn’t crowded, so it is not like he was depriv­ing any one of a place to put the car, but what kind of state­ment was he mak­ing? Early to mid 20s cou­ple get out and saunter over to get in line. (Don’t even get me started on the line and the ser­vice we received.)

Next in was a Nis­san Max­ima. Pulled into the side of the lot in front of us and paused. Started to back up and I thought it was to get more cen­tered in the spot. This is like a 5-foot wide car and it was “in” a 10′ wide spot. In is in quotes because the left tires were mostly on the line with the out­side of them in the other park­ing spot. Instead of straight­en­ing out, this car backs up across the aisle, where the canted pickup truck is, and stops in the mid­dle of two park­ing spots. At least she is per­pen­dic­u­lar to the lines. Two youngish (late teens?) cou­ples get out and walk across to get some ice-cream.

Brusters in same lot as a Pub­lix gro­cery store where Donna and I walk over to after eat­ing dessert. We need dish soap as all our sil­ver­ware is dirty and even though I offered to eat break­fast with my fin­gers, Donna insisted on buy­ing some Sun­light. It is 9:30 on a Fri­day night and the store lot is nearly empty. So as not to tire them­selves out by hav­ing to walk the extra 20 feet to the door another young cou­ple pull right up front of the store, park and get out. At least he was per­fectly par­al­lel to the curb (could have been a lit­tle closer though.) The guy must have been raised by his mommy and hasn’t got car guy friends, because if he did, they would cer­tainly have told him by now that the loud squeal­ing com­ing from his brakes, that goes away when they are applied, is telling him he needs new pads.

Nowhere Man

Doesn’t have a point of view
knows not where he’s going to
Isn’t he a bit like you and me?
Nowhere man please lis­ten
You don’t know what you’re miss­ing
Nowhere man, The world is at your command

Sun­day and the Miata went nowhere, man. To bad too, it was a beau­ti­ful fall day, 80, sunny with low humid­ity. We did go for a 25 mile bike ride this morn­ing. It was listed as an East ride, 10–15 mph. We were on the upper edge of that limit by aver­ag­ing 14.5 for the trip and in spite of the low humid­ity I worked up a fierce sweat. Then into the MSV for the trip to the Augusta Air­port this evening to retrieve Donna’s mom and her friend who are return­ing from a trip to Seattle.

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Heat Your Meat

Tacos for sup­per tonight and as I dumped the h’burger meat into the pan to brown it, I noticed an orange warn­ing label.

Thor­oughly cook meat to 165 degrees. Use a meat thermometer.”

I know why this is there, because if you heat the meat to that tem­per­a­ture it will kill the bac­te­ria liv­ing there. Didn’t they used to have Steak Tar­tar on the menus of restau­rants? Is the warn­ing label there to alert the one in 10,000 per­sons who might have a reac­tion to these bac­te­ria? Or is it the more wor­ri­some rea­son that the FDA has relaxed their stan­dards at meat pro­cess­ing plants to such that bac­te­ria that will harm every­one get­ting through?

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Man, fall is here, this morn­ing it was chilly. Not cold enough to make us put the top up, but close. Because this is our 9 hour days week it was still dark on the way in and on the way home it the sun was lower in the sky adding to the end of sum­mer feel.

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That’s Not Good

On the trip home from work today as I made a 110 degree left-hand turn off the main road the car sort of hic­cupped. The power was way down, it ran rough and the torque curve seemed way out of whack. I con­tin­ued to drive home as it was run­ning and not mak­ing any ugly noises.

My semi-informed guess is the tim­ing belt jumped a notch. The car had it’s tim­ing belt changed 13 days ago and has run beau­ti­fully until tonight. My first thought is that the belt wasn’t aligned right when they changed it, but made it run cor­rectly by tweak­ing tim­ing and now it is not right because the belt is aligned prop­erly. Or the belt was right when they com­pleted the job but some­thing has caused it to jump a tooth now, like the ten­sioner was not tighten down right.

Of course now I will have to con­vince the dealer that their ser­vice depart­ment messed up and they should fix it for free. They after all, must offer some sort of war­ranty on repairs.