Sturgeon’s Law

Ninety per­cent of every­thing is crap.


Derived from a quote by sci­ence fic­tion author Theodore Stur­geon, who once said, “Sure, 90% of sci­ence fic­tion is crud. That’s because 90% of every­thing is crud.” Oddly, when Sturgeon’s Law is cited, the final word is almost invari­ably changed to ‘crap’.

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Straight Hat As A Metaphor For A Baseball Season?

500x386_rsnhatMy Red Sox Nation Cit­i­zen­ship pack­age arrived in the mail Sat­ur­day. This year instead of the basic Starter Level pack­age I usu­ally pur­chase for $15, I dou­bled my invest­ment and went for the All Star Level. For the extra dough I got some stuff that was cool, a 12″ x 18″ page full of Red Sox Fat­head decals that I can stick var­i­ous places and a Red Sox Year­book. And some not so cool, a cat­a­log of Red Sox themed mer­chan­dise to buy and a small draw­string bag made sort of like a sweat­shirt or a small sweat­shirt turned into a sort of draw­string bag.

But the real draw was the free hat. Reg­u­lar read­ers who are more obsessed with my life than I am will remem­ber that last year’s Red Sox hat only stayed in the head wear rota­tion until May before being donated to Good­will because the sox were hang­ing crooked. This year’s RSN hat has its socks dan­gling at the proper angle and this sea­son is look­ing good so far.

First Place in the Division

1st Place

Actu­ally not an April Fools joke!

Oh Yeah, That Makes Up For It Alright

In Saturday’s mail there was a let­ter for me and the return address read Red Sox Nation. “Oh,” I thought, “Maybe this is a refund.”

Inside was a let­ter with as close as an apol­ogy as any­one would get “Thank you for being a part of the Red Sox Nation pro­gram. While it was a chal­leng­ing sea­son for all of us, the con­tin­ued devo­tion and pas­sion make Red Sox Nation unpar­al­leled in sports.” Also enclosed was a Johnny Pesky replica base­ball card, a 2012 Red Sox Nation sticker1 and the abil­ity to down­load a cou­ple dozen photo high­lights2 from this season.

Oh yeah, that makes up for it alright.

1. There has been one of these every year until this year when it was replaced by a nifty Fen­way Park 100 Years sticker.
2. Some might say that that is all the high­lights they had this season.

Sunday in Aiken

A short bike 10 mile ride. Break­fast at DD. Gro­cery shop­ping at Kroger.

Lunch. Wash the Pur­ple Whale.

After­noon spent watch­ing the Weather Chan­nel and lis­ten­ing to the FRS on the inter­net. Which is more related than you think in that they are both like rub­ber­neck­ing at a car acci­dent on the Inter­state, hor­ri­ble to see, but you just can’t turn away.*

Evening spent blog­ging and surf­ing the web.

Try and reel in your jealousy.

*On a related note, I just got an email that offered MLB.TV on my Roku for the rest of the sea­son for a measly $10, so that if I actu­ally wanted to see that wreck…

Looks Like I’m Not Going To Be A Winner (But I Won’t Be Alone)

When I entered the Win/Loss Con­test over on a The Joy of Sox blog I was feel­ing a bit pes­simistic about the Red Sox Chances this year and picked 89 Wins & 73 Losses. The site owner chided me for my dim view, but boy it is look­ing like those totals are now pie in the sky optimistic.

Their cur­rent record is 59W & 65L (not count­ing tonight’s in progress game), so for my pre­dic­tion to be cor­rect the FRS will have to fin­ish the sea­son out by win­ning 30 and only los­ing 8 more games. I’m bet­ting the the odds of that hap­pen­ing are less than 1%!

The worst record picked by any­one was 85 & 77 and if the Sox play the rest of the way at the same win­ning per­cent­age as they have until now, their record will be the inverse of that worst pick and be 77–85.

Started down, went up, still up.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 10/24/08: 1169

This Pretty Much Sums It Up

The Zom­bie Red Sox Trudge On

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Putting Their Best Foot Forward

I was lis­ten­ing to the FRS online for a while and in the fourth inning they were lead­ing 2–0. I went away and when I came back to the Red Sox home page to get Game­day tab, so I could check up on the game with­out lis­ten­ing to it. The first thing you see on the site is a pic­ture of tonight’s pitcher Aron Cook with the head­line, “Cook’s No-Hitter bro­ken in 6th.”

I look down at the line score and it is the Ori­oles lead­ing in the bot­tom of the 6th 5–2. Cooks no-hitter was gone alright, but so was the lead and his tenure on the mound for the evening.