Sturgeon’s Law

Ninety per­cent of every­thing is crap.


Derived from a quote by sci­ence fic­tion author Theodore Stur­geon, who once said, “Sure, 90% of sci­ence fic­tion is crud. That’s because 90% of every­thing is crud.” Oddly, when Sturgeon’s Law is cited, the final word is almost invari­ably changed to ‘crap’.

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Light Out

On the way home from work I noticed that the left fog light was burnt out. This is the third bulb that I’ve had to change. I can’t remem­ber which ones in which order, but I could swear it wasn’t too long ago I changed this same bulb.

There is a 70% chance of rain in Blue Ridge, GA for Sat­ur­day, but we are pre­pared. Stopped at the local Movie Gallery and picked up my guar­an­teed great movie for every­one. Of the movies rec­om­mended the other day all I could find was one, but I’m sure it will be crowd pleaser. Because we were rent­ing from the gallery sec­tion (AKA older movies) if we rented 3 @ $1.99 we would get two free. For our rainy day view­ing plea­sure we have:
Thomas Crown Affair
My Cousin Vinny
Mr. & Mrs. Smith
The Ital­ian Job
Fargo

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My Mountain Dream

We’re here. The trip up was very nice, we stopped for pizza in Dhalon­aga at our favorite Ital­ian place before hit­ting the real moun­tain roads. Woohoo. But wouldn’t you know it, when we hit the best part of GA60, AKA The Snake, we would got stuck behind an aptly named Sequoya, big, pon­der­ous and slow going. Minor inconvenience.

The only other minor incon­ve­nience is the 1/2 mile of unpaved road to the cabin. At a cou­ple of points it is seri­ously slanted up and water is mak­ing nice lit­tle wash outs to try and steer around. I only scraped the under­car­riage once, but I wouldn’t want to drive down it a night. Plus tomor­row should be inter­est­ing as we are sup­posed to get some good rain in the afternoon.

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I Thought I Had A Corrupt Database For a Second There

When I went to blog on Fri­day night I tried sev­eral times to upload the image you see in Friday’s post. It would never fin­ish upload­ing, always timed out. So I wrote the words out and guess what? I couldn’t save the post. I used the repair tool in Cpanel but that made no dif­fer­ence. I backed up the data­base with a plu­gin and I exported it using WordPress’s built in fea­ture. I con­sid­ered upgrad­ing to 2.5.1. I tried again this evening and couldn’t get it to work again. I tried adding a com­ment to a post. That worked. I triedto post by adding a chunk at a time. That worked for one chunk, any more that 10 words and it wouldn’t save. I gave up. Wait ’til I get home and then I’ll try and post stuff.

In spite of the rain, which was mostly light, we enjoyed spend­ing a cou­ple three hours shop­ping and eat­ing in down­town Blue Ridge before head­ing back to the cabin for the rest of the day. Later in the day the skies cleared and the sun came out, but by then we were to set­tled to go back out. There was a game room with a foos­ball table, an arcade game con­sole with sev­eral vin­tage games and a pool table. I was reminded that I sucked at pool when I was younger and that 30 years away from play­ing hadn’t improved my game any. For­tu­nately most every­one else was as sorry at it too.

My guar­an­teed to please every­one movie was not a total suc­cess, one per­son didn’t even watch and another got up and went to bed at about the halfway point. And truth be told I would have rather seen the orig­i­nal ver­sion. And prob­a­bly the other three peo­ple were just being polite by stay­ing to the end.

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Group Shot

To com­mem­o­rate this fine occa­sion we all gath­ered on the porch last night to take a group pic­ture. I had a tri­pod in the trunk (for those HDR Post Office pics), I was going to be the pho­tog­ra­pher. With the help of my assis­tant Donna, before snap­ping the real thing, I exper­i­mented with some expo­sures and seat­ing arrange­ments. Here is a com­pos­ite. And while the real thing came out OK, I’ll never be a por­trait photographer.

The other 4 cab­in­mates were more the late sleeper types so Donna and I packed our car and hit the road at around 6:30 this morn­ing. The only dis­ad­van­tage to this move was that we spent the first cou­ple hours dri­ving with the top up because of the cool temps. The big advan­tage and what made it all worth­while was the fact that we had the roads all to our­selves. No Sequoyas to slow us down on the Snake, no nobody. We didn’t even come across another vehi­cle in our direc­tion for any of the twisty stuff at all. We barely saw any cars going in the oppo­site direc­tion either.

We got home at noon­ish and after lunch I washed the Miata even though it hasn’t been very long since the last one. We are long through with spring here in the flat­lands, but in the Geor­gia moun­tains it is in full swing with both the pine and hard­wood trees throw­ing off pollen, com­bine that with the 1/2 mile of gravel road to access the cabin and the Emperor really need a bath.

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Matching Funds

Donna and I have decided to dou­ble the con­tri­bu­tion to our retire­ment fund. From now on when we travel to Geor­gia we are going to pick up a 5 week play on the Mega Mil­lions to go along with our usual multi-week Big Game quick pick here in South Carolina.

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Tuesday With Brian

Work
Bike Ride
Eat
House on DVD
FRS
Flickr!
Blog

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The Good Ol’ Days

I’ve had a lot of com­plaints about my unin­ter­est­ing posts for the last cou­ple of days, well just one com­plaint (Hi Mark), but with my sin­gle digit read­er­ship, one is a lot com­par­a­tively, so I’ve decided that tonight I will repeat a post from the glory days. I’d link to the post, but it is short enough to just quote it here.

Happy 2002
New Year’s Day. Cold, maybe mid for­ties. The Miata sits in the garage all day. The far­thest I ven­ture is around the block on rollerblades. Donna goes to the store, but uses the MSV.

That was my first blog post on Jan­u­ary 1st, 2002. Now that was qual­ity.

While mov­ing from one bed­room to the other a cou­ple of weeks ago Donna was going through some boxes and stum­bled on the bill of sale from our first Miata pur­chased on Novem­ber 7, 1989 for list price, $16,639. It was a mid­dle range ‘A’ pack­age car with the only options added being air con­di­tion­ing and floor mats. We financed the car at an inter­est rate of 12.5%, so we ended up with 60 pay­ments of $344.63.

Funny thing though, four­teen years later when we bought the Emperor, a top of the line LS, because it had sat on the dealer’s lot for nearly a year they were will­ing to deal for a below invoice price and with inter­est rates at 4% we ended up with 60 pay­ments of $311.25.

So maybe the good ol’ days, in both blog­ging and Miata buy­ing, weren’t so good after all.

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Man of Faith

Tonight’s episode must be Locke cen­tric as it started out with his birth.

Appro­pri­ately, or not, I think that John will be my next acqui­si­tion. That is, if I hap­pen to bid victoriously.

Some­body needs to beat the snot out of Ben again, all the bruises on his face are clear­ing up.

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Working Vacation

We have taken next week off from work and unlike the past few years we are not fly­ing or dri­ving off to the oppos­ing cor­ners of the lower 48 states — we are stay­ing home. When asked where we are going, I have been half kid­dingly telling every­one at work that we are going nowhere because we spent all our money on remod­el­ing the bathrooms.

The truth is we are going nowhere, we’re stay­ing home, but it won’t be all pina coladas by the pool for me, mainly because we don’t have a pool, but because I have rooms to paint, the two “new” bath­rooms, two bed­rooms and the hall­way between them.

Plus the out­side of the house needs a spring clean­ing. I need to blow all the oak pollen clus­ters off the roof and the sid­ing needs to be pres­sure washed. I’ve got a bottom-of-the-line pres­sure washer that I’ve used the last cou­ple of years on the deck and when I men­tioned I might even do my dri­ve­way, buddy Mark vol­un­teered to lend me his gas pow­ered 4.5 HP Troy Built pres­sure washer so as to speed up the process. He gave me 2 pieces of advice for using his washer com­pared to my wimpy unit; 1} don’t spray any­where near your win­dow screens because you’ll cut right through them like a hot knife though but­ter (don’t ask him how he knows) and 2} if you have no shoes on and see a spi­der, poi­so­nous or not, walk­ing across your foot, do not try to spray him off with the washer, trust him, the spi­der bite would be immensely less painful.

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Potpouri

Got a primer coat on the bath­room and painted all the trim in the hall­way today, doesn’t sound like a lot, but that hall­way is mostly trim. It spans from one bed­room to another with the bath­room in the mid­dle. There is an entrance from the din­ing room and three sep­a­rate clos­ets. I don’t think that any of the six doors in this hall­way had the same style door­knob on it, there were sil­ver knobs and brass knobs, both pol­ished and antique and there was even a “crys­tal” knob.

To make it eas­ier to paint the trim and the doors I pulled all the doors off the walls and then stripped off the mis-mash of hard­ware. At first I thought maybe I would just clean all the dif­fer­ent lay­ers of paint off the hinges and knobs then re-install them, but decided that if we were going to all the trou­ble to freshly paint every­thing maybe we should just get some new hard­ware. Because of all the new shiny chrome fix­tures in the bath­room I was think­ing maybe we would do chrome hinges and such. Nope, one chrome hinge (1/2 of the hinges required to hang a door) was $8 and we needed 10 big ones and 4 small ones. Opted for brushed stain­less steel at two bucks each. For what it would have cost in just chrome hinges we came back from the big box home improve­ment store with hinges, screws, a cou­ple knobs and 5 new door knob sets.

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Another Rainy Morning

I put the top up to drive through the down­pour to get a Sun­day paper. The car spent the rest of the day drip­ping water on the garage floor. It was also my only foray out­doors as well.

Did a lit­tle paint­ing, did a lit­tle read­ing, did a lit­tle surf­ing and now I’m watch­ing the FRS on ESPN try­ing to get back in the game against the Twins.

Hope­fully tomor­row morn­ing it won’t be rain­ing and we can get in that threat­ened bike ride or a walk in the woods.

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Charlie Wilson’s War

Joanne Her­ring: Why is Con­gress say­ing one thing and doing noth­ing?
Char­lie Wil­son: Well, tra­di­tion mostly.

Julia Roberts has a throw away role, Tom Hanks is excel­lent, but this is Philip Sey­mour Hoffman’s movie and he is great.

Char­lie Wil­son: You mean to tell me that the U.S. strat­egy in Afghanistan is to have the Afghans keep walk­ing into machine gun fire ’til the Rus­sians run out of bul­lets?
Gust Avrako­tos: That’s Harold Holt’s strat­egy, not U.S. strat­egy.
Char­lie Wil­son: What is U.S. strat­egy?
Gust Avrako­tos: Most strictly speak­ing, we don’t have one. But we’re work­ing on it.
Char­lie Wil­son: Who’s ‘we’?
Gust Avrako­tos: Me and three other guys.

This is the sec­ond movie in a month about war in the mid­dle east, Lions for Lambs being the other, both were inter­est­ing, thought pro­vok­ing and worth a watch, but Char­lie Wilson’s War was much more entertaining.

We are on vaca­tion, but not going any­where, so it was odd not going to work today. Even odder was going for a bike ride at eight o’clock on a week­day. We may have to start rid­ing ear­lier on week­days when not on vaca­tion. I went to the store this morn­ing to get some actual paint­brushes for the bead board instead of my usual foam-on-a-stick things and when I went by the cor­ner quickie mart the price of gas was $3.72, pass­ing by the same store tonight the price had jumped by a dime to $3.82.

I’ll be glad when the FRS aren’t on ESPN any­more and I can go back to lis­ten­ing on the radio because tonight looks a lot like last night. They have gone and dug a them­selves a 4 run hole again that I’m bet­ting they aren’t going to be able to dig their way out of either.

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Nobody Wants Him

They just turn their heads
Nobody helps him
Now he has his revenge

I kept wait­ing for the song and it didn’t show up until the cred­its, that was my only com­plaint. We went over to Augusta to see the movie in a nice the­ater with sta­dium seat­ing instead of the lit­tle shoe boxes avail­able here in Aiken. It was show­ing on 5 screens with a choice of start times of noon, 12:30, 1:00, 1:30, 2:00, so we went over and shopped a bit before get­ting lunch know­ing that when we were ready there would a movie start time wait­ing for us.

We fin­ished lunch at 12:25 and with the short walk to the the the­ater we fig­ured we’d see the one o’clock show­ing. We bought tick­ets, used the restroom, hit the con­ces­sion stand and started towards our the­ater. As we did we passed right by the one show­ing the 12:30 run­ning, I paused and lis­tened. It was 12:40 some­thing and they were still run­ning pre­views, so we went inside. Caught the end of the trailer for the new Bat­man flick and one for another totally for­get­table movie, before the screen went dark and AC/DC’s Back in Black started play­ing. We were lucky in another way because the 12:30 show­ing the­ater was the one show­ing it via DLP.

I’m a sucker for movies based on comic books and knew I’d like this movie just from the trailer. I was not dis­ap­pointed and thor­oughly enjoyed this movie. My wife, who still hasn’t for­given me for mak­ing her see the Michael Keaton Bat­man movie and rolled her eyes at the first Fan­tas­tic Four movie, actu­ally sort of liked it too. So stop what you are doing right now and go see this movie. Seri­ously. Go.

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Exorcising The Devil

Usu­ally it hap­pens in June and usu­ally it is the MFY over­tak­ing them, but this year it is dif­fer­ent. The FRS almost always start strong and lead the East­ern Divi­sion until the mid­dle of June or early July when the wheels come off and they fall from the top spot. Usu­ally the New York Yan­kees replace them in first place.

This year the swoon started early as yesterday’s loss to Bal­ti­more caused the Red Sox to relin­quish first place in the divi­sion to the Tampa Bay Rays. Who? Up until this year the team from Tampa was known as the Devil Rays and for the first ten years of their exis­tence have never won more games than they have lost, even their best year, 2004, they were 21 games below .500. If they knew all it took to become a win­ner was remove the Devil from their name, I’m bet­ting they’d have done it a lot sooner.

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Lambkill

We went for a hike in the woods yes­ter­day and pur­posely saved the Kalmia Trail for last fig­ur­ing that it is mid May and they should be in full bloom. Some were, most weren’t. We have had such a weird spring, prob­a­bly missed the peak by a cou­ple weeks.

Fin­ished paint­ing the hall yes­ter­day too. I picked a light green to go with the exist­ing bed­room color and as a com­pli­ment to the bright green of the bath­room. It is almost too light. Good thing I had painted the trim gloss white or you might not even notice that it is green.

Today I fin­ished paint­ing the bright green in the bath­room. It has the oppo­site prob­lem from the hall­way, it is almost too bright. When you first see it you are taken slightly aback, but if you look at it for a while it is actu­ally a nice look­ing color, espe­cially against the white bead board. Tomor­row the towel racks, shower cur­tain rod and TP holder will get put up and it’ll be a work­ing bath­room again. We’ll prob­a­bly move back to the cooler side of the house on Sunday.

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77,000 Lumens

This morn­ing Donna and I had our annual eye exams. First the doc shines a really bright light in your eyes while telling you to look every which way. Then one of his staff Divas of Tor­ture drops a com­bi­na­tion of drops in each eye which makes your pupils dilate until it looks like you have no corneas. Then once your eyes are wide ass open the doc­tor returns and shines a really, really, really bright light in there. Nii­i­ice. After­wards all you can do is spent the 5 hours inside a dark­ened house because a mere 60 watt bulb appears to put out about 77,000 lumens.

While entrapped indoors this after­noon I did mount all the shiny new chrome bath­room racks and such. The wall on the left as you enter the bath­room looked so good that we hated to put the door back up because it totally hides it. If it was just us we might have got away with it, but occa­sion­ally we have peo­ple over and they might not be so com­fort­able doing their busi­ness with­out a door to hide behind, so I put the door up.

Some­where between Egypt & Guy­ton, GA the Emperor cruised past the 77,000 mile mark. I kept my eyes peeled, but didn’t see a wel­come to Egypt sign. If I had I would have stopped so Donna could have taken my pic­ture in front of it. I need another image to add to the Trav­els with Brian gallery.

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Car 54 Where Are You?

Spent today at Roe­bling Road Race­way watch­ing NASA rac­ing. Our friend John Haff races a Miata in TTF class (TT stands for Time Trial and the F stand for the sub class deter­mined by weight and HP.) He usu­ally does really great in class, but today his car, nick­named POS by his race team CFO (wife Carol), lived up to it’s rep­u­ta­tion by refus­ing to shift gears reli­ably. Made for a some­what frus­trat­ing day for John, but for the rest of us, the weather made for a great day spec­tat­ing at the track. I took over 200 hun­dred pic­tures, but a third of them were of empty track as I attempted to catch speed­ing auto­mo­biles and another third had just part of the car in it for the same rea­son. Of the remain­ing third, most were blurry in an unartis­tic man­ner or mis-exposed or with crummy com­po­si­tion, so I’ve prob­a­bly got about a dozen keep­ers. But not one shin­ing star.

On the way back home we filled up the Emperor with gas in Syl­va­nia, GA pay­ing the bare min­i­mum under four bucks a gallon.

Oh, and Egypt, GA does have a lit­tle sign mark­ing the city lim­its that is notice­able when trav­el­ing north, but the road didn’t have a wide enough shoul­der to pull over on with­out endan­ger­ing our lives when attempt­ing a photo or endan­ger­ing the Emperor with slid­ing into the swamp-like ditch lin­ing the side of the road.

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There Is No Place Like Home

Even when the gur­gle mon­ster strikes. We were doing some clothes wash­ing when a strange sound emanated from under the house. The really bad news came when a toi­let flush bub­bled back up the bath­tub drain. Eight thirty on a Sun­day morn­ing I started dial­ing plumbers.

First one I called must have a new phone sys­tem because when the answerer kicked in it said, “The per­son you have dialed has not set up their mail­box. Good bye.” Plumber #2’s andwer kicked in fine and I left a mes­sage. After thirty min­utes they hadn’t called back (and never did), I picked another one to call. My third option was #3 on the list because they are pricey com­pared to oth­ers we’ve dealt with, but a real live per­son answered the phone. He even called the city for me to get them to come out to see if it might be their prob­lem and not mine while I decided whether I wanted to wait for the city to find out some­thing before com­mit­ting to hav­ing one of his plumbers come out (there is a $125 call out fee for Sundays.)

When he rang back I told him to send away as we had checked with neigh­bors and they weren’t hav­ing issues. Besides we just had the bath­rooms remod­eled and who know s what might have got­ten dis­turbed after being woken up from a 50 year slum­ber in that process. The plumber and the city fel­lows showed about almost at the exact same time 45 min­utes later. The three of them spent the next 45 min­utes look­ing for for my clean out. We had no clue, never need­ing it in the 19 years we’ve been here. Our 80+ year old neigh­bor from across the street came out and offered up his advise to where to find it. Then the next door neigh­bor showed up to com­pli­cate mat­ters by remind­ing that these houses were once on sep­tic sys­tems until some­time in the six­ties, so the clean out might be in the back. Finally the city guys found it using a metal detec­tor. It was about two feet away from the water meter.

Look­ing down the hole we could see a trickle of water flow­ing towards the street. Uh-oh. Just to be sure they stuck a pres­sur­ized hose down there to con­firm it was my prob­lem and it was. The plumber went to work. He dug up a place near the house look­ing for another clean out. He crawled under the house try­ing to chase pipes. He sat in his truck and wrote out my “options.” Num­ber one was snake, start­ing out from the street, and hope­fully reach any clog $$$. Option two was con­tinue dig­ging around near the house hop­ing to stum­ble on a closer clean out to use the snake in $$$$. Or option three, redo my entire under house drainage system $$$$$$.

We chose option one and got lucky, he found and cleared the clog with very lit­tle snake left on the reel.

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Did Someone Call A Cab?

Lots of inter­est­ing cars were rac­ing this week­end. From a lit­tle Leg­ends racer to a fresh off the show­room floor 2008 BMW M3 Coupe. A ton of Mus­tangs, but I bet the biggest per­cent­age were BMWs and there was a father daugh­ter team that took the prize for inno­v­a­tive paint jobs — a Checker Cab and a “Police Car.”

In am effort to broaden our Net­flix TV DVD reper­toire I spot­ted some­thing called Flight of the Con­chords. It arrived the other day and we finally got around to watch­ing it tonight. The expe­ri­ence didn’t start to well. First was the 2 min­utes of HBO adver­tise­ment that I was forced to watch, no fast for­ward, no next chap­ter, no main menu. Just like the Inter­pol Warn­ing, etc you are stuck watch­ing pro­mo­tions for HBO shows. Then when we were through with that non­sense when I hit the but­ton to go to the episode list the DVD locked up. The only way out was to turn off the player and start over. This time I started the disc and switched the TV over to watch a seg­ment of Cash Cab skip­ping the HBO self promo. But then the DVD player locked again when try­ing to select an episode. Crap. Tried the disc out on the lap­top and it played fine, but after all that, we watched only about 10 min­utes of the first episode. Didn’t like it.

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Hail To The Emperor

There was a 40% chance of after­noon thun­der show­ers. We took the umbrella to work, but left it in the trunk. My job was to keep track of the radar and if it looked like thun­der rolling our way I was to go out, take off the cock­pit cover, raise the top and bring the umbrella back in.

I failed mis­er­ably at my job. When it was time to go home at 4:00 PM I got up from my desk and walked down to the other end pf the plant to get Donna. As I passed by some win­dows it looked very dark. Uh-oh! As we left the plant some­one was walk­ing in with an umbrella say­ing that it had just started rain­ing. He was right and they were big fat drops too. As we walked quickly to the car the rain inten­sity picked up rapidly. We started run­ning (this is the only time I regret park­ing in the north forty), it was com­ing down at a pretty good clip by the time we reached the car. I popped the trunk tossed in every­thing I was car­ry­ing and started to take off the cock­pit cover. Tossed the roof up and Donna tried valiantly to click it down while I wadded up the soak­ing wet cock­pit cover and tossed it too into the trunk. I started the car and raised the win­dows as the rain poured down. The inte­rior was pretty dry, but we were pretty wet.

About a mile from the plant the skies really opened up, even with the wipers on high I had to slow down because of vis­i­bil­ity. Then it sounded like some­body was shoot­ing at us. Pow! Bam! Rat-A-Tat-Tat! Call 911 we’re under fire. It was hail­ing. Pea-sized up to grape-sized frozen water was pelt­ing us. With absolutely no place to hide I just kept dri­ving. I’m afraid to go out in the garage to look at the car and see if there are any lit­tle dents, but not as afraid as I was dur­ing the storm that the hail would get big enough to start tear­ing through the can­vas roof and start hit­ting me on my nog­gin. After a cou­ple more miles, and a cou­ple more cloud bursts, the skies cleared, the rain stopped and we donned our sun­glasses for the rest of the trip.

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Pretty In Pink

We are in the mid­dle of a British Movie Binge — Casino Royale (well sorta British), Once begat The Com­mit­ments, The Last Detec­tive (Disc 2 of Sea­son 3), Death at a Funeral (didn’t fin­ish), Starter for Ten, Keep­ing Mum (on the cof­fee table) and Rumpole of the Bai­ley: The Lost Episode (next in the queue.)

Starter For Ten, was pretty darn good. It reminded me of those 80’s John Hughes movies, Pretty in Pink, 16 Can­dles, et al. In plot it was prob­a­bly most sim­i­lar to Some Kind of Won­der­ful. The 80’s sound­track (The Cure — Psy­che­delic Furs — Echo & The Bun­ny­men) prob­a­bly helped the com­par­i­son along as well.

This is inter­est­ing — The Net­flix Player by Roku. I’m try­ing to jus­tify the pur­chase, but I’m hav­ing trou­ble. Of the Net­flix library there are only 10% avail­able for view­ing using this box. Admit­tedly that is 10,000 titles, but they are mostly older flicks and TV shows. Not that I can’t find a bunch of stuff to re-watch, but I already have 100 movies in the reg­u­lar rental queue to watch, there is bunch stuff on HULU that I want to see and the FRS are on the radio nearly every night, so my free time is lim­ited. I haven’t really explored Joost or Miro or even Find Inter­net TV. The $100 would be bet­ter spent on a PC to TV con­verter so that other inter­net media could also be watched on the tube besides just Netflix.

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P.S. Which Sports Car Are You?
Con­tinue read­ing Pretty In Pink

Ballast

Last week­end at the races when there was break in the action some of us were sit­ting around at Camp POS When this fel­low walked up and asked if I would do him a favor. I said sure and fol­lowed him over to a con­crete pad.

There sat his race car. I said, “Nice color.” He started to tell me about how there were only so many made in that color and what years it was avail­able not real­iz­ing he was talk­ing to a Miata Geek, I stopped him by say­ing that I had a 95 in the same color, Laguna Blue, before my cur­rent car and still miss that hue.

He was doing an align­ment and needed some­one to sit in the driver’s seat to sim­u­late hav­ing him­self in the car, so it would be set up cor­rectly. I said, “Oh, you need some dead weight. I’m just the guy you need.” The car had a full roll cage and a rac­ing seat and even with the steer­ing wheel off it took some major con­tor­tion­ist moves to get in. Get­ting back out was even a lit­tle worse.

Donna and Carol had fol­lowed us over to stand around and make fun of me. Carol, of course, had her cam­era, so she snapped a cou­ple of quick pho­tos of me sit­ting in the car while I was mak­ing vroom-vroom sounds.

After he was done and thanked me for the time I made my way back to Camp POS. John was done with his lat­est adven­ture, so I asked if he wanted me to turn in my POS Rac­ing hat because I had helped that other Miata out. He said, “Don’t worry about it, he’s in a dif­fer­ent class.”

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Saved A Couple Bucks This Morning, But Spent Them Later

Rode the “Bus” into work today. Not mass tran­sit, but our own alter­na­tive fuel vehi­cle, the tan­dem. I call it the Bus because com­pared to a sin­gle bike the tan­dem rides and dri­ves like one com­pared to a sin­gle bike. We didn’t really do it to save the gas money, but because we have been threat­en­ing to get back to bik­ing to work for the longest time and today was the day. We have vowed to ride to work every other Fri­day, you know, the one we actu­ally work. We are also going to try and take a ride on the Fri­day we are off work, weather permitting.

Speak­ing of weather per­mit­ting, we don’t let any­thing below a 50% chance frighten us off, so today’s weather call­ing for a 20% chance of after­noon thun­der show­ers was a non-issue. Until about an hour before quit­ting time. The skies out­side dark­ened and fear­ing a repeat of Tuesday’s hail I checked the weather radar. At first glance it looked like we were in trou­ble as there was a long line of orange and red south of Aiken and Augusta, but when put in motion that line wasn’t really mov­ing north. Still, the plain green was spread­ing our way, so it looked like it would be a wet ride home.

We had a cou­ple of offers from co-workers with pick ups for a lift home, but declined them because if it was rain­ing, we and the bike would prob­a­bly get just as wet load­ing the bike up and on the drive. By the time we left it had been rain­ing for a while and had slowed to a sprin­kle, so the roads were wet. Turns out that is where most of our wet­ness came from because as we got closer to home the rain stopped and the roads had dried. Just as we made it home it did start to rain again, but too late to soak us.

The Emperor didn’t go to work, but it did get out this evening. We went out to eat with friends and then did a lit­tle more shop­ping for the final acces­sories for the green bath­room, a set of tow­els, a tooth­brush holder and a shower cur­tain, leav­ing just need­ing one more thing, a liq­uid soap dispenser.

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Small Town Parade

We went down­town today, had lunch, bought an ice cream cone and watched a parade. Vet­er­ans groups, high school ROTC groups, boy scouts, politi­cians, army trucks and fire engines. Do other coun­tries have parades like this too?

Got the first coat of blue on the smaller bath­room and I have to say it is a nice bright blue with­out the vibrancy of the green in the other bath­room. Per­fect. Coat two goes on tomor­row. I painted one coat of primer over the Vin Rouge paint of the bed­room in prepa­ra­tion for paint­ing it a darker shade of blue. But first I’m going to paint the ceil­ing, which hasn’t been done in a while. Then all the trim will get slathered with the gloss white before the walls get cov­ered in flat Ocean Cruise.

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2,701

Accord­ing to my Word­Press dash­board this is post two thou­sand seven hun­dred and one. I think there are a lot more, but some must have got lost in the many times I’ve restored from a backup or moved from a dif­fer­ent blog­ging plat­form. I deduce this from when I went hunt­ing yes­ter­day for men­tion of when I had painted the bed­room red I’m going to now paint blue. If you check the archive for the month of April 2004 you will see that there are sev­eral days of miss­ing posts. There are sev­eral days of mul­ti­ple posts, but that is to be expected because at that time I had two dif­fer­ent blogs going, one Miata related and one Rant related. There should be nearly 60 posts per month because then, like now, I rarely missed a night post­ing on both.

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On My Way To Fame (& No Fortune)

About 3 weeks ago I received an email ask­ing for per­mis­sion to use a pho­to­graph of mine that I had on Flickr! called 12-13-2007 Sun­rise. It was to be used at the bot­tom of a page to end a sec­tion of a 30 page Exec­u­tive Sum­mary enti­tled Savan­nah River Basin Tex­tile Recov­ery Plan and Gran­iteville Area Rede­vel­op­ment Plan. Yikes, that’s a mouth­ful. It is a set of rec­om­men­da­tions devel­oped over about a year of study for the local economies in Aiken, Abeville, Ander­son, Edge­field, Green­wood, Lau­rens, McCormick, Oconee, Pick­ens, and Saluda coun­ties that have been neg­a­tively impacted by the clo­sures of tex­tile mills and related facilities.

I said go ahead and use it, all I asked in return was that they send me a copy when they were printed. Came in the mail on Fri­day. Glossy thing with lots of con­sult­ing techno-babel that takes up a lot of space and doesn’t say much. I was sur­prised that mine was the only pho­to­graph in the whole thing (aside from the cover.) There were about 250 copies printed up, and the other 249 will be dis­trib­uted to stake­hold­ers through­out the region (what­ever a stake­holder is.) There is a list of them on the back page along with the Project Team, Steer­ing Com­mit­tee and at the bot­tom the Pho­tog­ra­phy credit of yours truly.

You can say you knew me when.…

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Frack

Paint Shop Pro stopped work­ing. The other day I unin­stalled the lat­est ver­sion because I couldn’t fig­ure out how get the media cat­a­loger to not work in the back­ground (which was caus­ing things to work slowly) and a cou­ple of other minor issues. I reverted back to ver­sion 9. Tonight for some rea­son I can’t resize an image. Might be time for the com­puter ver­sion of a high colonic.

I’m almost out of Fire­fly episodes to watch, just 2 left, and the darn show is start­ing to grow on me. Oh well, add it to the list of Fox orphaned shows that I wish were still on. Though per­haps it is bet­ter this way, a half sea­son of bril­liance, before they have a chance to began their inevitable decline into mediocrity.

I have been steady in my resolve to not watch any spoil­ers (even any ABC pro­mos) for this weeks sea­son finale of Lost. I want to be sur­prised, but I’m wor­ried. I have been read­ing inter­views with the cast mem­bers, who can’t give or haven’t given any­thing away. In one tid­bit I read these words: “The finale will change the way you watch the show. It will intro­duce new vari­ables that would never even be con­sid­ered pre­vi­ously.” This damn show is already so far out there that I’m wor­ried as to what the heck that might mean. It is either going to be such an awe­some twist that I will be stunned into appre­ci­a­tion or it will be so far fetched that it will jump the shark.

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Half Clean

On Memo­r­ial Day I spent a good bit of the after­noon pres­sure wash­ing my dri­ve­way and got 1/2 of it done. The neigh­bors on both sides of us have long sin­gle wide dri­ve­ways and no garage access. They both han­dle the issue dif­fer­ently, one keeps all three cars in the drive with him doing the park­ing order shuf­fle each night depend­ing on the sequence the three dri­vers are leav­ing in the morn­ing. The other keeps one car in the dri­ve­way and two angle parked on the grass to the side of the drive and one spends the night in the street. Donna and I on the other hand have one car that we park in the garage and a 2 car wide dri­ve­way that sits empty.

Jack Spar­row: “Funny ol’ world, innit?”

I Want To Believe this will be a good movie, but it has been a long time, maybe too long. When I stum­ble on an episode, I can’t watch it (unless of course it is one of about 10 of my favorites.)

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We Wish You A Happy Red Hot Deals Day

Can’t blog right now, last hour of Lost is on. Come back tomorrow.

That Ben is such a nice guy.

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Membata…

…is Indone­sian for “doubt” or “uncertainty”.

The last episode didn’t actu­ally jump the shark but it did water ski pre­car­i­ously close. The same thing that really derailed National Trea­sure for me is one of the things that stretched cred­i­bil­ity to the break­ing point. Ben blows up the “vault” in the Orchid Sta­tion so that he can get to the place he needs to be to move the island. He fol­lows a tun­nel for a while then has to kick his way through a sheet of ice and starts to climb down a lad­der into a room that looks as if it has been sealed for a very long time. A rung of the lad­der breaks because the wood is so old it is dry rot­ted and Ben tum­bles to the icy floor. He then gets up, dusts him­self off, pulls some matches from his pocket and lights one. He takes the match to a hur­ri­cane lantern hang­ing on a nail, lifts the glass and the wick lights! That Dharma Ini­tia­tive lamp oil must really be something.

Another lit­tle thing that I need some­one to explain to me why the lying. Locke con­vinces Jack who in turn con­vince the rest of the Oceanic 6 to lie about the whole island expe­ri­ence. They con­coct a story about how they were the only sur­vivors to pro­tect the ones they left behind. Why? The island is no longer where it was, Locke moved it (in space or time or both), how are they going to get found?

I loved the wooden wheel thing that Ben had to turn to acti­vate the what­ever that would move the island, reminded me of the Wheel of Pain that Conan had to turn as a child slave that made him the strong man he was. Also kind of reminded me of the wheel that the don­key was chained to in the blacksmith’s shop where Will Turner worked. Or maybe the helm of the Black Pearl. Where’d those last two ref­er­ences come from? TDPM was on USA tonight and I would have watched the whole thing too, if Donna hadn’t make me rewatch “There Is No Place Like Home Parts 2 & 3″ at around 9:00 PM.

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