Sturgeon’s Law

Ninety per­cent of every­thing is crap.


Derived from a quote by sci­ence fic­tion author Theodore Stur­geon, who once said, “Sure, 90% of sci­ence fic­tion is crud. That’s because 90% of every­thing is crud.” Oddly, when Sturgeon’s Law is cited, the final word is almost invari­ably changed to ‘crap’.

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Technical Support Song & Dance

Step 2 is pos­si­bly blame it on some­thing besides the GPSr. (empha­sis mine)

This can be caused by a few sep­a­rate issues and will cause the unit to not update. If the USB cable is bad, being con­nected to any­where but directly to the back of the com­puter, and incom­pat­i­ble USB core dri­ver sys­tem on the com­puter itself. These, or the device is just not oper­at­ing prop­erly. I would rec­om­mend call­ing in to our soft­ware team from this point. We will need to check some advanced set­tings on the com­puter to see what could be caus­ing this.

I’ve tried it directly from the PC on the desk­top and the lap­top. Tomor­row before I call the Soft­ware Team I will try it on my work PC. Odds are heav­ily in favor of the unit being bad, but I’ll dance the dance so I can get this fixed under warranty.

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Step 3

Busy SkyStep 3 in repair­ing my Garmin Ven­ture HC was to call Tech­ni­cal Sup­port. But first, for fun­zies, I decided to try and load the soft­ware using my work com­puter, as expected it didn’t work, so I dialed the 1–800 num­ber for Garmin. There I was thrown into the voice mail pit of despair. The last email I received said I needed to talk to the Soft­ware Sup­port Team. Well, as you can guess, there is no option for Soft­ware Sup­port even after try­ing two sep­a­rate branches of the hol­low tree of hope. The third time through I opted for the next avail­able Tech­ni­cal Sup­port Representative.

After not too long a wait a nice young man answered and wanted noth­ing to do with the trou­ble ticket I had from my email steps and made me explain the whole story all over again. When I go to the part about being ele­vated to Soft­ware Sup­port and he put me on hold and set up a trans­fer to the appro­pri­ate desk. Shortly I was trans­ferred directly to a nice young woman with a hint of Indian accent.

I quickly explained how the unit was act­ing, she had me try the three fin­ger start up that would reset the unit to its default set­tings. I once again got the same blink and fade out as before. After that she went ahead and set up my RMA.

This after­noon I set in motion the Venture’s trip back to Kansas, not via hot air bal­loon or click­ing together my ruby slip­pers, but by FedEx ground. Now we wait.

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Dining Out

Last night we went to din­ner at Out­back because we had received a coupon in the mail to buy one Spe­cial Sum­mer Adven­tures entrée for $9.95 and get the sec­ond one free. I added a Coke to drink (actu­ally required for the coupon to be valid) and we split a Caesar’s Salad. Total with tip $19.

Tonight we went out to din­ner at Ryan’s for the MMC’s monthly meet­ing. We had a coupon to buy one Mega Bar (AKA: Stu­pe­fy­ing Buf­fet) and get the sec­ond free. I added a sweet tea and our total with tip came to $14.43.

With the food and over­all din­ing expe­ri­ence, the Out­back din­ner out was worth $35, the Ryan’s meal was barely worth $10.

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Covey of Cachers

I mean that not in a avian way, but in a Dead­head or Phish Fol­low­ers way. These are a few of ingre­di­ents that were stir­ring around in my sub­con­scious lead­ing to last night’s final dream:

  1. Attend­ing the June CSRA Geo­cachers meet­ing where there were 60–70 people.
  2. Read­ing the logs of caches where it seems like some folks travel in packs from 6 to 12 or more and do big quan­ti­ties of finds in a day.
  3. A brief con­ver­sa­tion with a cache owner when I returned his ban­ished from SCDNR land ammo can.
  4. A short scene from the last movie we watched, Invis­i­ble Cir­cus.
  5. I ate too much junk from the Ryan’s Mega Bar the night before.
  6. Wak­ing a 4AM to go to the bath­room, thus leav­ing enough time to get back into deep REM sleep before…
  7. …being jolted awake mid dream so the last snip­pets were fresh in my brain.

We were out caching on a South Carolina back road and had just logged a find. Donna was sitting in the car planning our next destination and I was walking the short distance into the woods to replace the ammo can. Donna shouted, with a slight bit of alarm in her voice, "Brian!" I hastily tossed some pine straw over the cache and started out of the woods. I can see what caused her state. There parked on the other side of the road from where we were was a bus that looked like it came from a scene in The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test. And out of the bus piled dozens of people aged from 8 to 80 in odd dress that looked like it was borrowed from J.F. Sebastian's manufactured companions in Blade Runner. There was juggling, a unicycle rider, tambourine playing, etc. As I got closer I recognized the faces, they belonged to geocachers from the local Club. Just as I was crossing the street to introduce myself to one of these characters with a Cyrano de Bergerac nose when the alarm went off.

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Three Weeks Ago

Three weeks ago light­ning struck near our house and fried the TV and sur­round sound sys­tem (plus some other stuff) and within a cou­ple of hours we had made a trip to Sears and bought a new flat panel TV and a home the­ater setup. They had a sweet deal on a Pana­sonic SC PT760 HTIB, so we opted for a Pana­sonic TC L32C12 TV so that they would talk to each other and there would only have to be one remote on the cof­fee table.

Because we were in such a hurry, it was near­ing clos­ing time, that it wasn’t ’til we got home that we real­ized they hadn’t given us the remote for the HTIB & one of the rear speak­ers. We went back on Sun­day and col­lected a remote and the speaker. When we got home and I started set­ting up the sur­round sound, I noticed that the remote they gave me was not the same as the pic­ture in the own­ers man­ual. It had most of the but­tons, some in dif­fer­ent spots, but it didn’t have other cru­cial ones. Because it was Sun­day, Sears closed early, so the right remote would have to wait until Monday.

On Mon­day I took back the wrong remote only to be handed another Pana­sonic Home The­ater remote that was not the cor­rect one either, but it did have more but­tons, so I took it hop­ing that it might work out. Didn’t.

Called the store on Tues­day and they said they’d order me one. At no cost. Shipped to me. At least the lat­est remote allowed me to set up the Viera Link on the sur­round sound unit so it and the TV would talk through the HDMI cable. Suc­cess. I could turn on the sur­round sound amp, turn off the TV speak­ers, pipe the audio from the TV into the amp and the TV remote made the vol­ume go up and down with the hutch doors closed on the sur­round sound sys­tem. It worked for about 2 hours. The remote no longer con­trolled the vol­ume. I checked the set­tings and it looked like it should be work­ing, but it wasn’t. I decided to wait on the cor­rect remote before try­ing again.

Fast for­ward to late last week and the cor­rect remote arrived at the house. Reread the instruc­tions in both the TV and the HTIB, reset both units to fac­tory defaults and ran the set ups. The dis­plays read like I had both boxes set to use the Viera Link, but the TV remote would not con­trol the HTIB vol­ume. I swear it did work the once.

Think­ing maybe it was the cheap $20 HDMI cable, I bought a $40 ver­sion with gold plated ends. Didn’t help.

I was now almost pos­i­tive it wasn’t the cable. (I mean I could have bought two bad cables, but what were the odds that two dif­fer­ent cables from two dif­fer­ent stores made by two dif­fer­ent com­pa­nies would both be no good? So did the TV’s Viera Link chip stop work­ing or was it some­thing in the HTIB?) My money is now on the sur­round sound sys­tem being the culprit.

Now if I could find a local store with another Pana­sonic HTIB I would buy it and try it to see if that fixes the prob­lem. This is not as easy as one would think. Choices in Aiken for elec­tron­ics is very lim­ited. There is Wal­mart, Tar­get & Sears. Nei­ther Wal­mart nor Tar­get carry Pana­sonic sur­round sound sys­tems. All Sears has left in stock is the $400 SC-PT770. Best Buy in Augusta has the next model down, SC-PT760, for $300, so we drove over there this morning.

We didn’t see the $300 one on dis­play, only the more expen­sive one, so when a sales guy shows up I ask about the SC-PT760. He says, “I don’t think we have those, let me check.” Off he goes. We wan­der around a bit. We stand and wait. We shuf­fle our feet. We wan­der some more. We stand around some. We give up and walk out. Silly us for think­ing the sign out front that said — No Inter­est on Any­thing in the Store — meant on your Best Buy credit card.…

This after­noon I dis­man­tled the Pana­sonic HTIB and returned it (and the $40 cable) to Sears. We are keep­ing the TV. For now.

Because my birth­day is in Sep­tem­ber and I gave Donna a hang dog look, plus she is thor­oughly dis­gusted with me and this whole sur­round sound mess, she upped the bud­get a cou­ple hun­dred bucks and the cur­rent plan is to pick up the low level Sam­sung HT-Z320 at Wally World and order a slightly larger TV that will just squeeze inside the hutch, the Sam­sung LN37B530. When the Sam­sung shows up we will take the Pana­sonic back to Sears…

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Well, That’s Interesting

I bought the Sam­sung HTIB today and when I got it home it talked to the TV just fine. I can now turn on the sur­round sound sys­tem, leave it on, set it to D-IN and the TV remote con­trols the volume…apparently this is a stan­dard func­tion of the HDMI inter­face and each man­u­fac­turer calls it some­thing different.

On a slightly dif­fer­ent note, when I reset the TV to fac­tory defaults the other day, I let it auto tune in all the chan­nels it could find. It found some dig­i­tal chan­nels along with the reg­u­lar ones. Most of the chan­nels come back as “scram­bled” and show noth­ing, but the music chan­nels, they come in just fine. I won­der if Atlantic Broad­band knows this?

Changed the Emperor’s oil and rotated his tires today. While I had the back wheels off I relubed the slider pins on the discs brakes. I had been get­ting a slight moan­ing sound when back­ing up right after com­ing to a stop. The right rear top pin was get­ting kind of rusty, but it cleaned up good, so I hope i won’t be sound­ing like I’m run­ning over cats any­more. Oh, and the back pads were get­ting real thin, gonna have to replace them sooner than I thought.

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Yucca Valley

Yucca ValleyWe saw no yucca plants on the Yucca Val­ley trail in Hitch­cock Woods when we trav­eled it yes­ter­day. I would tell you how far we walked in the woods, but I can’t because our GPSr is bro­ken and hope­fully in Olathe, Kansas by now.

This morn­ing we got up early-ish and rode a big loop end­ing up down­town to pay bills. Unfor­tu­nately the New Moon wasn’t open so we couldn’t get a muf­fin for break­fast. Ended up at Waf­fle House.

After break­fast we drove over to Augusta to take a pic­ture of a hockey puck in front of the James Brown Arena, which is as close to geo­caching as we could get. Have I men­tioned our GPSr is broken?

On the way home from Geor­gia a line of birds started to waltz out out in front of us way out on Pine Log Rd. They got part way and turned around and then as soon as I got by they came back out and com­pleted the trip.

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Mr-Miata.net‘s DNA

Mr. Miata Dot Net's DNAVia io9: DNA Por­traits Reveal Your Inner Beauty.

They list three options for turn­ing your DNA into actual art. These com­pa­nies will send you a sam­pling kit which you then return for pro­cess­ing. Then you work with them choos­ing col­ors, images, etc. to get some­thing that you would be proud to dis­play in your home. One com­pany wants $1500, another wants $299 and third ranges from $120 to $499.

There is a 4th option to get some DNA art and the price is right, free, but it is not your DNA, it is your website’s (or any web site for that mat­ter.) WEB2DNA Art Project’s rep­re­sen­ta­tion of this site is the image above.

Afraid to turn your web site’s DNA loose on the inter­net for fear of cloning, how about a sim­ple dot graph? You can get that at aharef.info.

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The Monkey Needs More Soap

Some­time over the week­end I got some­thing stuck between a cou­ple of back teeth. Rig­or­ous floss­ing removed the offend­ing piece of food stuff. Later that day I poked my tongue back there and felt some­thing sharp. And a hole. Great, I prob­a­bly busted the edge of a tooth that was prob­a­bly mostly fill­ing. Visions of expen­sive crowns danced in my head.

For­tu­nately it only ached a lit­tle back there, not hurt, and it was sen­si­tive to tem­per­a­ture. Tues­day I called the den­tist and they had just had a can­cel­la­tion for Wednes­day at 11:00AM. Today was my lucky day. Turns out I had broke out an exist­ing fill­ing, so they just had to clean out the hole, scrape off a lit­tle tooth mate­r­ial and pack the hole full of Mighty Putty.

Our Dirty Mon­key is really a lotion dis­penser, but we use him for hand soap.

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4.5 Months To Go

Until Sea­son 6 of TDTVS. They are already film­ing episodes in Hawaii and like the junkie I am I’m already read­ing the spoilers…

I had down­loaded all the Sea­son 5 vids from a back alley of the inter­web and burned them onto DVDs. I lent these out to a co-worker a cou­ple of weeks ago and yes­ter­day he came up to me and asked what he needed to do to get another set of discs. Seems he has mis­placed them. He has turned his office, home and cars inside out with no luck. Curi­ously a Neflix disc of Air Bud: Golden Receiver (AKA: Air Bud II) is also miss­ing from his pos­ses­sion. Coin­ci­dence, I think not.

This Sun­day is Episode 5 of TDTVS2 and AMC is going to run a mini-marathon of the first 4 episodes lead­ing into numero cinco. Guess where I’ll be from 6:00PM until 11:00PM?

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Should I Update My Will?

A dis­traught senior cit­i­zen phoned her doctor’s office.

Is it true,” she wanted to know, “that the med­ica­tion you pre­scribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?”

Yes, I’m afraid so,” the doc­tor told her.

There was a moment of silence before the senior lady replied, “I’m won­der­ing then, just how seri­ous my con­di­tion is, this pre­scrip­tion is marked ‘NO REFILLS’.”

Really Expensive Pedometer II

Have I men­tioned lately that my GPSr isn’t work­ing? I thought so. We are approx­i­mately 4 days into the 12 to 15 work­ing days before our repaired unit is sched­uled to be returned to us.

Two work­ing days into the process we knew we wouldn’t be able to make it that long. We bought a new Garmin eTrex Vista® HCx from Wal­mart online and had it shipped to us. The UPS man dropped it on the doorstep this afternoon.

This is a slightly upgraded unit com­pared to the one that is bro­ken and in for repair. It has a micrSD slot so there can be a lot more stuff stored in the unit, like giga­bytes worth instead of just 24 Meg. It has an elec­tric com­pass, so when I stop befud­dled in the mid­dle of the woods while look­ing for a cache, the nee­dle will still be point­ing at the cache instead flop­ping around. It has a baro­met­ric altime­ter, so I will know how high we are above sea level (which the Ven­ture does too when the topo maps are used) or maybe when there is an approach­ing storm. It also has the abil­ity to give point to point on road direc­tions like a Tom Tom or sim­i­lar, but we prob­a­bly will never use that feature.

There are ammo cans shak­ing in there hid­ing spots just know­ing we are back in the game again.

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Boyd Pond

Boyd PondWe spent a pleas­ant morn­ing traips­ing through the woods sur­round­ing Boyd Pond today. Boyd Pond is a recre­ation area slash park that is south­west of Aiken and when we first moved here it was avail­able only to employ­ees of the Big Bomb Plant, but now it is open to every Tom, Dick & Harry (I think.) There is a switch­back laden trail on the east side of the lake for hik­ing and bik­ing along with a straighter, shorter nature trail. On the west side is a park with a boat launch, pic­nic tables, play­grounds and soft­ball fields. We did all 5 caches here, 3 east and two west while walk­ing 4–1/2 miles.

Lunch was out­side at Moe’s watch­ing the Whiskey Road traf­fic zoom by and the after­noon was spent watch­ing Sea­son 7 Disc 2 of West Wing. Only 15 episodes left…

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Brian & Donna Buy A Lottery Ticket

We needed a renewal on Retire­ment Plan B, so we made a trip to Geor­gia to buy a chance at the next ten draw­ings of Mega Mil­lions. Augusta is about fif­teen miles away as the crow flies, but our round trip was 200 miles long.

It included a route that took us through the South Car­olina coun­ties of McCormick and Edge­field. You can guess why the long cir­cuitous route, geo­caching, but what was the sig­nif­i­cance of the coun­ties? It was because of the South Car­olina County Chal­lenge. If you find a cache in every one of South Carolina’s forty-six coun­ties, you will get the coor­di­nates to this bonus 47th cache and then you can add this “pres­ti­gious” goal to your caching resume. Eight down, thirty-eight to go.

On our way home we stopped in at Books-A-Million to buy some­thing that will help us accom­plish a sis­ter chal­lenge to the county one, the South Car­olina DeLorme Chal­lenge. You buy a $20 book and you have to find a cache on each of the 63 pages it takes to cover the state to get the coords for the final mys­tery cache and another tro­phy for the mantle.

The rules don’t dis­al­low using the same cache in both chal­lenges, but to us that would seem like cheat­ing, so we will be get­ting at least 109 more caches in South Car­olina. I’m will­ing to bet it will be a lot more than that.

I only wish we knew of this stuff back a few years ago when we were going on those Post Office Pho­tog­ra­phy Safaris.

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17% Done

When I said there were 63 pages to the South Car­olina DeLorme Chal­lenge I was wrong. The last map appears on page 63, but the first 15 pages of the book have other infor­ma­tion, the first map page is #16. That means there are only 48 pages to find caches on.

We already have eight of forty-eight done, so we are almost 17% fin­ished. Well really, if we stick to hav­ing sep­a­rate caches for each of the chal­lenges, we are only 7 of 48 because the one lonely find we have over in Sum­mer­ton, Wood­side Won­der, is eli­gi­ble for use in Claren­don County and DeLorme Page #47.

It prob­a­bly won’t be lonely for long though, got a break­fast meet at the Cracker Bar­rel in Flo­rence with cousin Lau­rie on Sun­day. I pre­dict more coun­ties and pages will be got­ten this weekend.

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Thanks Roger

I don’t always agree with him and some of his picks are too artsy, but more often than not, if I enjoy read­ing his pos­i­tive review of a movie, I will enjoy the movie. Right now Mr. Ebert is in Toronto at their film fes­ti­val and has been writ­ing, not review­ing, about the movies he has seen. I have just gone through his posts from the fes­ti­val so far and added 6 movies to the Saved sec­tion of my Net­flix rental queue:

  1. A Seri­ous Man
  2. Bad Lieu­tenant: Port of Call New Orleans
  3. Chloe
  4. Men Who Stare at Goats
  5. The Infor­mant!
  6. Whip It!

Of course I will have to wait about a year or so for these to actu­ally get into the reg­u­lar queue. Then they have to migrate their way to the top through the 60 or 70 movies already there, but I’m pumped.

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Travel Bug Fun

James Brown ArenaFirst up is Hockeyhick’s and Cache-n-Kerry’s Road-tripping Puck which is a sou­venir puck from the Greenville (SC) Grrrowl minor league hockey team. The team has since folded and the TB own­ers want this puck to be their proxie fan and to “take it to pee-wee games, high school and col­lege games, minor league and pro games, all around the globe!” We feel for the Greenville hockey fans as just last year the team over in Augusta pulled the same fold­ing act. Coin­ci­den­tally the Growl and the Augusta Lynx played against each other fre­quently because they were in the very same league. Sun­day before last we drove over to Augusta to take a pic­ture of the puck in front of the home of the Augusta Lynx, James Brown Arena.

Cole Bros CircusSec­ond is Simba from Disney’s pop­u­lar 1994 ani­mated fea­ture film The Lion King. Simba’s goal is to see as many zoos, cir­cus’ and habi­tats as he can before return­ing home. We found Simba in one of the caches from our big loop on Sun­day and when we got home and read the goal, Donna said, “Hey, there is a cir­cus com­ing to Augusta next week­end.” I checked the inter­web and it turns out the cir­cus was in town right then and the last show­ing was already well under­way. We hopped in the car and drove over any­way. Turned out it was per­fect tim­ing. The crowd was almost entirely gone and the roustabouts were just start­ing to strike the big top. Walked in, Donna held Simba in her hand, I snapped the photo and we left. We might swing by the River­banks Zoo in Colum­bia this week­end for another photo op.

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Posterior Vitreous Detachment

The other day we were sit­ting around wait­ing for an appoin­ment when Donna said, “I’m see­ing stars.” She hadn’t bopped her head or made any sud­den moves, she was just sit­ting there and the stars went away, so we thought noth­ing of it.

This morn­ing at work she came to me and said, “There is some­thing in my eye.” I pried open her eye lids and had her look up down and all round, but I didn’t see any­thing. She described it as a bright curved thing just off to the right in her field of vision. I asked, “Do you think it is a big floater?” Maybe came her reply, let’s see if it drifts out of the way. I checked in with her after about an hour and she said it wasn’t as bright, but it was still there, so we agreed she should call the eye doc. They said if she came over around lunch they would fit her in some­time this afternoon.

The doc dilated her eyes and shined his air­craft land­ing light bright­ness instru­ments in there. He came out with some good news, there was noth­ing sight threat­en­ing going on, but she did have a pos­te­rior vit­re­ous detach­ment. The stars she noticed on Tues­day was the moment when the vit­re­ous sep­a­rated from the retina.

Do you think that is what hap­pened to Dave Bow­man aboard a Dis­cov­ery One EVA Pod as he entered the TMA-2 mono­lith? When he said, “The thing’s hollow—it goes on forever—and—oh my God—it’s full of stars!”, was he just hav­ing a PVD?

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Back Pads

This was our Fri­day after­noon off and I put it to good use by replac­ing the back brake pads on the Emperor. Donna put it to good use by hav­ing the time to try out a shrimp salad recipe she saw on a Bare­foot Con­tessa cook­ing show.

I spent the evening plot­ting out caches along routes for the two statewide chal­lenges we are doing. Now we just have to hope that on Sun­day we don’t get the 60% chance of rain, but fall into the 40% no rain range. And she spent the evening watch­ing Food TV look­ing for other meals to try out in case we fall into the 60%.

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Caching Out

Guess what came in he mail today? If you said a newly refur­bished Garmin eTrex Ven­ture HC, give your­self a lol­lipop. We’ve loaded it with bat­ter­ies and taken it with us so we can com­pare how it works against our new Vista HCx tomorrow.

This morn­ing after Break­fast with the MMC™ we took a drive down to Jack­son to do a lit­tle caching. Jack­son is in Aiken County, which we obvi­ously already have, but it sits on a fairly des­o­late DeLorme Page (51.) We were 2 for 4, but that was OK as we only needed one to be con­sid­ered a suc­cess­ful expedition.

Plan A was to drive up early Sun­day morn­ing to Flo­rence for Break­fast with Lau­rie™, but we opted for Plan B, leave at 4PM on Sat­ur­day. This way we could do some caching on the way up too. Three for four with one absten­tion before it got too dark to see. Added two more coun­ties, Cal­houn and Orange­burg and two more DeLorme pages 45 & 46.

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Numbers

96,000: Sat­ur­day while leav­ing of town the Emperor crossed over that many miles.

398: Num­ber of the Emperor’s top tran­si­tions since 10/24/08

194: Total num­ber of caches we’ve found so far.

37: Num­ber of caches we have DNF’d

14: Num­ber of SC Coun­ties we have found caches in.

11: Num­ber of pages of the SC DeLorme Atlas we have found caches on.

7: Num­ber of min­utes left until the next episode of TDTVS2 starts.

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Blogger’s Night Off

Hello, Anybody Home?

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Somebody Market This

1/2 Mute But­ton — Instead of the full mute which brings about total silence when you hit it, how about some­thing that just cuts the vol­ume level 50%? This way, as you are lis­ten­ing to a show and a loud com­mer­cial comes on you can reduce the vol­ume to some­thing that is less intru­sive. Then when the show comes back and you hit the but­ton again, the vol­ume change won’t knock you out of your recliner.

My Next Book

The Chronoblade

In an ancient Vic­to­rian Britain, a young col­lec­tor of odd­i­ties stum­bles across a time-traveling sol­dier which spurs him into con­flict with humanity’s self­ish nature, with the help of a tomboy­ish female mechanic and her closet full of assault rifles, cul­mi­nat­ing in a cliffhanger for the sake of prompt­ing a series.

Thanks to Liam Cooke’s work­ing model of the Electro-Plasmic Hydro­cephalic Genre-Fiction Gen­er­a­tor 2000 based on the orig­i­nal idea of David Malki.

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Shouldn’t Have Posted Two Yesterday

Should have saved it for today, because I got nothing.

Except for a tear in my eye for what could have been. In the last two days the FRS lost two games to the lowly Kansas City Roy­als. If they hadn’t they would be only 4 games behind the MFY and then tak­ing 2 of 3 from the Yanks this week­end could have put them just two games out in the east with a week left in the sea­son. Instead, best case if they win tonight, they will be 6 games out with eleven to play, means a sweep this week­end is their only hope at win­ning the divi­sion. They’ll still make the play­offs as the wild card and that worked pretty well for us in 2004.

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Food For Thought

Ven­ture cap­i­tal needed for a new com­pany that Mark, Jim and I are form­ing to make food fun and easy. Jim’s first request is help in mak­ing a PB&J sand­wich with­out ruin­ing your nice fresh, soft white bread. Peanut but­ter and jelly formed into slices and indi­vid­u­ally wrapped, ala Kraft Sin­gles. I thought that once that prod­uct takes off our next release should be a Fluff ‘n’ Nut­ter variation.

After our new com­pany is mak­ing money hand over fist we will be get­ting into genet­i­cally engi­neer­ing fruit. Mark likes apples, but hates the skin, so our first ven­ture in that direc­tion be be to cre­ate an apple that will peel like a banana. I thought why stop there, we should make it so that alter­nat­ing sec­tions are either dense inter­twined fuzz or lit­tle bitty hook things so that when reeled down and pushed together below the apple they become a stick like handle.

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Gives New Meaning To “Doggie Style”

Is your dog list­less? Not eat­ing? He could be depressed. Is he shy? Intro­verted? Uncom­fort­able in social sit­u­a­tions? This new device may be just the thing to put a lit­tle swag­ger back in Fido’s step — Dog­gieLover­Doll.

Another exam­ple of the fine line between mad­ness and genius…

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Rainy Saturday in NC

Hairy HedgeIt was a quiet and rainy day here at the SMH. We were up early enough to get the lot mowed and give a bad hair­cut to the hedge in front of the porch (before pic­ture to left) before the rain started.

We didn’t get in any caching because we are not hard core enough, a lit­tle (and it was not always lit­tle) bit of pre­cip­i­ta­tion scared us away.

So we stayed inside and watched all of Disc 5 of Sea­son 7 of West Wing this after­noon and we now have just the very last 3 episodes to watch. We are still not sure what we are going to replace it with in our TV rental queue, quite pos­si­bly nothing.

After West Wing I spent the next three hours watch­ing the FRS lose to the Yan­kees again. I know the games don’t really mean any­thing stand­ing wise, we’re not catch­ing them for the divi­sion and we have a lock on the wild­card, but if they don’t at least win tomor­row I’m going to have to take an incred­i­ble amount of grief at work on Mon­day from my manager…

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Birthday Boy Goes Caching

We came back from the SMH via US25 instead of the Inter­state and snagged a few caches on the way.

The eight finds put us over the two hun­dred mark, 202 to be exact.

We crossed off three coun­ties, Greenville, Lau­rens & Green­wood, bring­ing us to 17 of 46 com­pleted in that challenge.

Plus we filled in 3 DeLorme pages, 17, 18 & 33 mean­ing we are now fin­ished with 14 of 47 pages.

We also crossed off the let­ter X from the SC Alpha­bet Chal­lenge leav­ing us need­ing only J & Z to com­plete the 26 needed for that one.

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Post #3,290

Just watched last week’s sea­son pre­mier of Flash­For­ward and it wasn’t too bad, very inter­est­ing premise and just like the pre­mier of the show it is being com­pared to most, LOST, one needs to sus­pend their grasp on real­ity to buy into the car­nage of the open­ing scenes. But like TDTVS, I think if given a chance this may be an inter­est­ing show.

Before watch­ing Flash­For­ward we watched the con­tents of the red enve­lope on the cof­fee table, The Jane Austen Book Club. I’m a guy and I have never read a Jane Austen book and I think that may have helped in my enjoy­ment of the movie. I’m pretty sure this was clas­si­fied as a “chick flick” when it first came out and I would have never even thought of drop­ping it in the rental if not for the rec­om­men­da­tion of a fel­low MMC mem­ber. Why did I trust her sug­ges­tion? Because she likes a good action flick as well as the next guy, that’s why. I so bought into this movie that I didn’t even rec­og­nize Emily Blunt and I saw what I thought to be an actual famil­ial resem­blance between Amy Bren­ne­man and LOST’s Mag­gie Grace who played a mother and daughter.

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Gall Bladder Ectomy

At 7:30 this morn­ing they dragged my groggy wife away on a wheeled bed and three hours later a nurse was push­ing her out to the car in a wheel­chair. She had three inci­sions in her mid-section, was short one minor …wait let me check Wikipedia … organ and crum­pled in her fist was a script for Dr. House’s favorite pills.

Isn’t mod­ern med­i­cine so amaz­ing? I can’t help but think of that scene from Star Trek IV when the crew of the Enter­prise travel back to the then cur­rent time (1986) and they have to res­cue Chekov from a hos­pi­tal because Bones is wor­ried for his safety in the hands of prac­ti­tion­ers of bar­baric 20th cen­tury treat­ments. Imag­ine how we would react to what con­sti­tuted the prac­tice of med­i­cine in the 18th cen­tury if we some­how found our­selves there.

She is still a bit sore and the vico­den is keep­ing the edge off, but she helped me cook din­ner, washed the dishes and we walked around the small block in our neigh­bor­hood after­ward. Cur­rent plan is to return to work next Monday.

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Sniff, Sniff

Fin­ished the last of West Wing tonight. To use one of Pres­i­dent Bartlett’s favorite expres­sions and the nearly last line spo­ken on the show, by the newly inau­gu­rated Pres­i­dent San­tos, “What’s next?”

Like Kissing Your Sister

Pop the champagne, we're a pretty good team!Last night, after their 5th loss in a row, the FRS backed into the Wild Card spot in the Amer­i­can League play­offs because the Texas Rangers lost as well. This means that even if the Red Sox lose their last 5 games they will still have a bet­ter record than the Rangers if they win all of their last games. Which is a good thing too because the FRS are about to lose the the Blue Jays again tonight (in a dou­ble digit shut out no less.)

This morn­ing the Sox web site was proudly direct­ing folks to the store where you could buy your 2009 Wild Card para­pher­na­lia. No thanks. Admit­tedly the 2003 World Series win­ning Red Sox were the Wild Card team, but trust me, this is not the 2003 team. They’ll be lucky to get past the first round the way they are playing.

Just How Many Variations Are Enough?

First there was the reg­u­lar sized gro­cery cart. Well not actu­ally the first, that was really a fold­ing bas­ket car­rier patented in 1948, let’s say orig­i­nal mod­ern shop­ping cart. Next prob­a­bly came those small plas­tic hand bas­kets, per­fect for those 10 items or less shoppers.

The next vari­a­tion was the ones that have a slightly smaller bas­ket which sac­ri­fice gro­cery space for a plas­tic toy car in front to place the kiddies.

When our newest Kroger opened up 5 years ago or so there was another choice added, a 25% larger bas­ket (mostly in width) for those big fam­ily bi-weekly shop­ping trips. The new store was more brightly lit to enhance the shop­ping expe­ri­ence and had slightly wider aisles, coin­ci­den­tally about 25% wider.

A cou­ple years later these small carts appeared that had a shelf for those small plas­tic bas­kets, which in a strange way almost returned the cart to it’s hum­ble roots and allowed those to lazy to actu­ally have to carry those ten items.

On a quick trip to the store this evening I noticed a 6th dif­fer­ent kind of cart shar­ing the aban­doned in the park­ing lot expe­ri­ence with its brethren, sort of a hybrid between the small cart with shelf and a reg­u­lar cart. It looked like a plas­tic bas­ket cart with a wire bas­ket about a third of the size of a reg­u­lar cart per­ma­nently attached.

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