Sturgeon’s Law

Ninety per­cent of every­thing is crap.


Derived from a quote by sci­ence fic­tion author Theodore Stur­geon, who once said, “Sure, 90% of sci­ence fic­tion is crud. That’s because 90% of every­thing is crud.” Oddly, when Sturgeon’s Law is cited, the final word is almost invari­ably changed to ‘crap’.

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How The Heck Did We Get Here

Started ugly, but changed into a beau­ti­ful day around lunch. Went for another hike in Hitch­cock Woods this after­noon. We’re not sure of the mileage, because when we checked it at the car at fin­ish it read .03 miles. Once, part way into the hike it read 1.9 miles. We were in the woods about an hour and a half so if we inter­po­late from Friday’s data (two miles in an hour) we prob­a­bly cov­ered 3 miles. Unlike Fri­day were I knew exactly where we were at all times, this hike was spent in the I Think I Know Where We Are mode a bit with a cou­ple of How The Heck Did We Get Here moments thrown in for good measure.

After the hike we decided to watch “Jackie Brown”, Quentin Taran­tino, Elmore Leonard, how could you go wrong? But some­how it did. The actors were good, the char­ac­ters were good and after 40 min­utes the plot looked good, but the pace seemed just a bit too slow (no won­der it was listed at 154 min­utes.) I thought it might make a good 2 hour movie, while Donna was not so gen­er­ous, she said 1 hour.

Started up, went down, still down.
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Keep Track Of All The Money Spent

As promised, a new Miata thing to keep track of. I’m going to keep track of all the money spent on the Miata. Every­thing, includ­ing gas, repair parts, ser­vice, and mods. I was going to do mileage, but I for­get to write down what the mileage was this morning…maybe I’ll start that on next April 4th.

Pur­chased Today: noth­ing
Money spent since 03/03/03: $0.00
Started down, went up, went down, still down.
Top Tran­si­tions since 02/02/03: 34

No More Music In The Mail

Josh has decided to call it quits on the CD Mix Of the Month Club, a sad day indeed. It started out as a good idea, but as with every­thing inter­net, word got out and out­grew it’s roots. Thanks for the ride. I guess that I can always rejoin Colum­bia House again — nah, then I’d have to pick out the music myself and pay a lot for it to boot. For now I’ll just lis­ten to RADIOIO.

New Shipment Today

On our evening walk we passed by a Burkes Out­let and hang­ing over their door was a big sign that pro­claimed in 2-foot high let­ters “NEW SHIPMENT TODAY!” I guess I was sup­posed to run right on in and see if there was any stuff I didn’t see just yes­ter­day when I was in there. I’m bet­ting they have that sign up every­day and there are peo­ple who go in look­ing. They prob­a­bly can keep it up legally too, because I’m sure every­day UPS drops some­thing off.

Burning A Hole In My Pocket

Can’t decide what to mod to buy next. I am torn between some new Gage Faces or some Real Alu­minum Trim. I’ve $200 burn­ing a hole in my pocket.…

Pur­chased Today: noth­ing
Money spent since 03/03/03: $0.00
Started down, went up, went down, went back up, still up.
Top Tran­si­tions since 02/02/03: 37

Chinese X-Files

In Sunday’s entry I men­tioned that I should rent the X-Files DVDs and watch one episode every Sun­day night at 9:00 PM to help alle­vi­ate the Week­end end­ing dread I suf­fer from. Went over and checked Ebay for some prices, might buy ‘em if they are cheap enough. I can buy sea­sons 1 thru 4 plus the movie for $129, that is about what Ama­zon wants for just Sea­son 1, but it is from China. The seller has a high rat­ing and it is just like a US release except for “only some Chi­nese char­ac­ters printed on the pack­ing.” I’m leery, yet oddly curious.

Bicycle Circus

This is the busy week. First Wednes­day of the month is the Aiken Bicy­cle Club meet­ing and the first Thurs­day is the Master’s Miata Club meet­ing. At least all I have to do at the Bike Club is sit and lis­ten, at the Miata Club one I am the Sec­re­tary so I have to write stuff down. Which means I have to sorta pay atten­tion. The bike club meet­ing was neat as we had some folks come speak to us about an upcom­ing bike race that is com­ing to town. Rich Hin­capie (brother of George, Lance’s main man on US Postal) of Hin­capie Sports and Tim Far­rar from the SC Her­itage Race Series chat­ted about what was going to hap­pen on May 2nd when the bicy­cle cir­cus comes to town. I would love to be there and help/watch. but we have already made or reser­va­tions for the inau­gural “real” hike in the Geor­gia moun­tains that day.

Pur­chased Today: noth­ing
Money spent since 03/03/03: $0.00
Started up, went down, still down.
Top Tran­si­tions since 02/02/03: 38

Good Thing We Called

Big turnout for the Master’s Miata Club meet­ing tonight, 21. In an effort to mix up the meet­ing loca­tions some we held this month’s at the Atlanta Bread Com­pany. My wife called last week to reserve a spot for 15–20 peo­ple and re-called this after­noon to re-confirm, when we got there was noth­ing set aside for us. for­tu­nately the cor­ner we asked for was empty, so we moved a bunch of tables together and marked our ter­ri­tory. It was OK, but prob­a­bly won’t be in the reg­u­lar rotation.

Pur­chased Today: $14.75 in gas
Money spent since 03/03/03: $14.75
Started down, went up, still up.
Top Tran­si­tions since 02/02/03: 39

Dude, I’m Getting A Dell

Well my dilemma as to what to buy with the $200 is over. The fire extin­guisher used to put out the fire in my pocket is a new Dell Dimen­sion 4550 Pen­tium 4 Proces­sor at 2.53GHz, 512MB DDR SDRAM at 333MHz, 18.1 in 1800FP Dell Ultra­sharp Dig­i­tal Flat Panel Dis­play. That $200 and I for­feit my March’s $100 mad money towards the pur­chase price and I get to replace my aging 500Mhz Gate­way with out guilt. I say guilt, because I really do not need a new PC. This one here still accom­plishes every­thing I ask for of it. The only time I notice that it is ancient tech­nol­ogy is when I save an hour long MP3 of Echoes. Well the 4x CDRW is a dog, but I don’t do much burn­ing. Ships on the 13th, should be here 3 to 5 work­ing days later…I’m going to go wait by the mailbox.

Pur­chased Today: nada
Money spent since 03/03/03: $14.75
Started up, still up.
Top Tran­si­tions since 02/02/03: 39

Ahhh, I Miss the Old Days of 1998

And I bet Shop­girl and NY152 do too. Just got through watch­ing “You’ve Got Mail,” a like­able lit­tle movie with cute as a but­ton Meg Ryan and Tom Hanks. There is this one scene where Meg has been stood up by Tom so she checks her email on AOL to see if he is going to write her to explain his absence, she has no mail. Ha, today a mere 5 years later I bet it is impos­si­ble for any AOL user to not have any mail if they haven’t checked in the last 5 minutes.

Definitely Not Sponge-worthy

Washed the car this morn­ing, man was it dirty. The inside was filthy too, but that has all changed, it is now mostly clean. Needs a real inten­sive spring clean and wax­ing, but that will have to wait until April some­time, as the next 4 weeks are out of town trips and a vaca­tion to New Orleans. I washed it because the Master’s Miata Club was asked to show up for an ele­men­tary school’s spring car­ni­val. The way it was pre­sented it sounded like we were going to be parked at the cen­ter of atten­tion for an hour, with other hours assigned to other vehi­cles. As it turned out we were there at the same time as the fire truck, the mus­tangs, the hot rods, etc. Not only that we were parked way off to one side and it was hardly worth our being there. So the seven of us min­gled around the park­ing lot and chat­ted away an hour and left. As Elaine of Sein­feld would have said, “Def­i­nitely not sponge-worthy.”

Pur­chased Today: nada
Money spent since 03/03/03: $14.75
Started up, went down, still down.
Top Tran­si­tions since 02/02/03: 40

Dude, I’m Getting A Dell

A Dell Dimen­sion 4550 Pen­tium 4 Proces­sor at 2.53GHz, 512MB DDR SDRAM at 333MHz, 18.1 in 1800FP Dell Ultra­sharp Dig­i­tal Flat Panel Dis­play. For the past 9 years I have been get­ting a new PC like clock­work every Novem­ber; 1993 a 386–33, in 1996 a Pen­tium 100 and in 1999 a 500 Mhz Pen­tium III, but this last Novem­ber I didn’t really need a new PC so I skipped it. I still don’t really *need* one, but my wife offered that I get a new one, so with­out really argu­ing against it, I bought one. Ships next week with arrival sched­uled for the week after. I applied for a Dell credit card online and pur­chased the PC with it. They were offer­ing 90 days same as cash so that is the way I want to go. After apply­ing it said I should select that option at check­out. When I got done con­fig­ur­ing and went through the check out I never did see the 90 day offer, but I did use my Dell CC.

After I received my order con­fir­ma­tion I called the num­ber for Dell because I wanted to be sure I got the 90 same-as-cash deal. Attempt one, fol­low the voice mail options a cou­ple lev­els down and it asks for my cus­tomer num­ber or order num­ber. After I punch in my order num­ber, I get a record­ing say­ing that I’ve reached a num­ber that no longer works and please dial 1800mmmmmm — dis­con­nect. The num­ber went by so fast that I didn’t get it mem­o­rized or writ­ten down. Attempt two, fol­low the voice mail options again and this time I try enter­ing my cus­tomer num­ber, same record­ing, but I’m ready this time and get the num­ber writ­ten down. Attempt three, new num­ber with a new voice mail trail. Only there doesn’t seem to be a cor­rect option for me, they were all about com­pa­nies with x num­ber of employ­ees, etc. Crap. I hang up. Then I notice that there is yet another num­ber for Dell Finan­cial Ser­vices in one of the emails, this has got to be it. Attempt four, still another dif­fer­ent set of voice mail options that I try to fol­low cor­rectly. It asks for me to punch in my cus­tomer num­ber or order num­ber. Oh no, not again. This time I get a mes­sage that my call s being trans­ferred and I will here two tones and not to hang up. I then get two very LOUD beeps ( I see why they have to tell you about them) I am finally con­nected to some one in the Bangladesh office I think, as her Indian accent is thick that I can not really under­stand mush of what she is say­ing. After sev­eral attempts to get my ques­tion to her in a way that she can give an answer that I can under­stand, I say thanks and hang up. I think what she was try­ing to tell me is that if I was told I qual­i­fied for it that that is the way it is assumed I want to do it. We’ll see.

Freakin’ comments Again

Had a whole rant worked up because the com­ments weren’t work­ing, but now they are. I won­der if it a code incom­pat­i­bil­ity? About 95% of the time they don’t work over here they are still work­ing on my other site (where nobody com­ments anyway.)

Springerize Your Car

This evenings walk con­sisted of a stroll along busy Pine Log Avenue from the Home Depot over to Bi-Lo to get a cou­ple gro­cery items inad­ver­tently for­got­ten on the Sun­day shop­ping trip. it is really cool to see dri­vers reac­tions as two peo­ple walk down a side walk along a busy 5 lane road, they actu­ally hes­i­tate some and maybe even creep away from the curb towards the out­side of their lane, pedes­tri­ans are such a rare site any­more. On the way back to the car I noticed the sign out­side the Jiffy Lube, “TIRES ROTATED IN A JIFFY” and below it, “WINTERIZE YOUR CAR.” It’s March 10th, spring is only a week and a half away offi­cially, update your sign people.

RADIOIO

I have been lis­ten­ing to Radioio for a cou­ple of weeks now. It is a lis­tener sup­ported site that plays a mix of music that really agrees with me. Free­load­ers such as myself are only allowed to lis­ten to the lo-band/mono stream. The high-band and a bunch of dif­fer­ent cat­e­gory streams are for sub­scribers only. $20 bucks a month or $200 a year gets you the works. The have a free 3 day trial so I thought I’d give it a whirl. Signed up Sun­day night buy Pay­Pal­ing them 20. It was Mon­day before I actu­ally got upgraded, and right away there was trou­ble in radio par­adise. 1} Can’t get it at work. The net­work weasels have got it all blocked (can’t blame them, our band­width already sucks, Inter­net access is slower than dial-up some­times.) And 2} all those other vari­ety of streams are vapor­ware, not avail­able yet. I can­celled — back to free for me.

271 Miles

Ran the gage down until it was right on “E”, so I spent the most money on gas in recent mem­ory. 10.24 gal­lons @ 1.659 per equaled $17. I went 271 miles on that tank so I got about 26 MPG. Glad I don’t drive an 8-cylinder SUV or live in California.

Pur­chased Today: $17.00 in petrol
Money spent since 03/03/03: $31.75
Started down, still down.
Top Tran­si­tions since 02/02/03: 42

2/3 Of My New PC

It was rain­ing for the ride in, it was beau­ti­ful dur­ing work­ing hours and after. Hur­ried home because 2/3 of my new PC was deliv­ered. Got speak­ers and the CPU, the mon­i­tor made a sight-seeing trip to Greens­boro, NC in the back of a UPS truck. It is on its way back now, last I checked it was back in West Colum­bia, SC. It should get here tomor­row. We are going away for the week­end to Hilton Head, so I won’t even get to unpack it. Sun­day. I am run­ning on the new CPU now. I started it up in XP just to see what it looked like, but then promptly fdisked it, par­ti­tioned into a 12 and an 18 gig dri­ves and loaded Win2K back on. I’ve got just the bare essen­tials on now, I’ll load the apps as needed. (I haven’t loaded the spell checker yet, so if this is spelt a lit­tle rough.…)

Pur­chased Today: Zero
Money spent since 03/03/03: $31.75
Started down, went up, went down, still down.
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If I Only Had A Brain

At work they have this bul­letin board where they post all kinds a things for pub­lic con­sump­tion, a list of Activ­i­ties Com­mit­tee events, birth­days that month, etc. On the list of heath related items for March are sev­eral things, includ­ing that this is National Brain Aware­ness Week (10th — 16th.) Huh? We need to be reminded of that. Well, now that I think of it, I know quite a few peo­ple that need con­stant reminders to use their head for some­thing besides a hat rack

The mon­i­tor made it from Greens­boro to my house today. My wife was kind enough to let me take it out of the box and set it up before we drove off into the rain to Hilton Head for the week­end. Ooooh, nice.

Can You Hear Me Now?

We went out to din­ner with friends at Hilton Head. They took us to a very nice restau­rant called Charley’s Crab, cloth table­cloths and every­thing. Dur­ing the meal at the next table someone’s cell phone starts ring­ing. As usual, a totally unim­por­tant con­ver­sa­tion ensues. Bad enough we had to hear her end of the con­ver­sa­tion, but the poor folks she was din­ing with had their face-to-face con­ver­sa­tion put on hold while this woman chats about her day so far. Before the drive back to the condo I made a pit stop in the Men’s Room. While using the uri­nal a phone rang in the stall right next to me and the guy answered it. He then car­ried on a con­ver­sa­tion about how busy it was a work that day, etc.

Can You Hear Me Now II?

Some­thing isn’t exactly kosher with the PC’s setup. Can’t play an audio CD and when a DVD movie is played the audio is all gar­bled. It also scram­bles the audio when I try and load a soft­ware title from a CD in the DVD drive. I only installed the dri­vers from the Cre­ative CD, because I didn’t want all that extra­ne­ous crap clut­ter­ing up my sys­tem, but it looks like I might try installing it all to see if there is some sort of setup pro­gram. Or maybe I need to open the case and check to see where the CDROM sound cable(s) are hooked up.

Leelee

Three posts in one. Fri­day the mon­i­tor arrived and I got about 15 min­utes in front of it. Donna gra­ciously let me at least take it out of the box before we piled into the car and drove to Hilton Head Island for the week­end. It didn’t rain the entire drive down, but close. Sat­ur­day morn­ing was spent vis­it­ing about 8 of the con­dos Jerry man­ages to take pic­tures for the web page update. Sat­ur­day evening the four of us, me and Donna and Jerry and his Donna, went out to eat at place called Charley’s Crab. The host­ess who seated us reminded me of Helen Hunt. I couldn’t stop look­ing, every time she came near our area to seat other cus­tomers, I would take another peek. I hope she didn’t notice, but then she is prob­a­bly used to being stared at with those looks. Actu­ally she was a lot younger Helen, more of a Leelee Sobieski.

Sun­day we drove home. It wasn’t rain­ing really, but it was too cold and damp for the top to be down. We got back in time for Donna’s Mom’s famous St. Patrick’s Day feast of corned beef, cab­bage car­rots and pota­toes. The neigh­bors across the street came over and we all stuffed our­selves. After din­ner I went over to help this fel­low out of a com­puter jam. He started using AOL. but after a year or so he traded them in on MSN. He recently got tired of pay­ing 21.50 a month for the ser­vice so he moved over to ATT Global Net. Did I men­tion he is a com­puter novice? He has only had a PC for 2 years, hav­ing finally broke down at the age of 75 and joined the inter­net rev­o­lu­tion. He was still get­ting a dell­net thing pop­ping up in the back­ground, so I headed over for what I thought was a 5 minute fix. I came home an 1–1/2 later hav­ing fixed a few things, but still left a pos­si­ble virus alive. His son men­tioned he might have the Klez worm, so I went to the Syman­tec site to update the Nor­ton virus stuff he got with the PC 2 years ago. Trou­ble was he had Win­dows ME which I know noth­ing about it pecu­liar­i­ties. Left him with the down­loads run­ning, so I’m going to have to check back with him tomor­row to see what happened.

Pur­chased Sun­day: 12.25 in fuel
Money spent since 03/03/03: $43.00
Started down, went up, still up.
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I Hate Computers

Couldn’t get audio out of any of the CD devices because there were no audio cables run­ning from either drive to the sound card. Can they get the sound to the card via the IDE cable? I found a cable I had lay­ing around and hooked it up to the DVD and now I can play a CD, but the sound is gar­bled just like the DVD sound. I sus­pect I may not have the right dri­vers, but I can’t get them from Cre­ative as the SB Live card is a Dell OEM model SB0200 and I can’t get any info from Dell right now as my ser­vice tag is not in their database…

Well, I’ve Bought My Last Dell

Stum­bled onto the Dell Sup­port forums while rum­mag­ing the sup­port area. Sure enough, there was a long assed thread on the Sound­Blaster Live card I got. Part of the rea­son I spent a few hun­dred more on the 4550 instead of the 2350 was the sep­a­rate sound blaster audio card and an nvida video card as opposed to built in stuff on the moth­er­board. Turns out the Sound Blaster is a pro­pri­etary Dell thing made in who knows where and not sup­ported by Cre­ative Labs at all. So I have two options, buy a real card or go back to XP. I went to Sta­ples and bought a SB PCI512 card. It is a step down from the live, but bud­get only allowed a $50 expen­di­ture. I know I could have got the Live for fifty online some­where, but I wanted the easy return option of a neigh­bor­hood brick and mor­tar store just in case the card wasn’t the prob­lem. It was. The new card works fine, I’m happy now over­all, but unhappy with Dell.

Come Away With Me

I bought Norah Jone’s CD long before she got the Grammy hype. Not that I’m some sort of trend­set­ter, but I did catch an inter­view on NPR and liked what I heard. Just stum­bled onto a video for “Come Away With Me” on VH1 this morn­ing and I hated it. There is some­thing about it that didn’t seem to fit. Maybe it was just my pre­con­ceived notion that the only thing that would work video-wize for her is a dimly lit shot of her play­ing the piano, maybe in a smoky jazz bar.

Come Away With Me Too

Sat­ur­day morn­ing, my wife, her mother and I leave for a week long vaca­tion in New Orleans. We are dri­ving down in Mom’s Honda Civic, so there is one empty seat. First per­son to show up at my place Sat­ur­day morn­ing after 8:00 PM can come with us. Don’t pack too much as I think the three of us will have the trunk full, so your lug­gage may have to ride on your lap.

Flash Our Tits

Made it back from the Cres­cent City. Kind of weird being a tourist in a tourist town after liv­ing there a while and then leav­ing. Some things have changed for the bet­ter, so for the worse and of course some things never change. We stayed at the French Mar­ket Inn and the web site makes it look a lot nicer than it was. Don’t get me wrong, it was nice and the loca­tion was excel­lent, but it really fell short of the mark in a lot of ways.

We did the touristy things — rode the St. Charles Street Car to the zoo — took the Natchez steam­boat ride — went to the Aquar­ium & Imax — had cof­fee & beingets at the Cafe Du Monde (3 times) — wan­dered up & down Bour­bon Street — browsed the antique stores on Royal Street — ate seafood — ate “cajun” food and read The Times-Picayune on the Moon­walk lis­ten­ing to jazz and watch­ing the barges go by.. We did *NOT* flash our tits for beads — get our palm read on Jack­son Square — take a car­riage tour — buy a T-shirt with a dirty phrase on it — get drunk on Hur­ri­canes at Pat O’Briens or take a Voodoo Walk­ing tour.

As Glenda told Dorothy, “There’s no place like home.”

Pur­chased Today: $18.00 in pizza
(Not actu­ally Miata related so I’m not adding it to the total)
Money spent since 03/03/03: $58.75
Started down, still down.
Top Tran­si­tions since 02/02/03: 48

French Market Inn

We stayed in New Orleans at the French Mar­ket Inn on Rue Decatur. We were there for a total of 5 nights and our total bill was $800. At first that sounds like a lot, but it works out to 160 a night and for a room in the French Quar­ter that’s not bad. Espe­cially con­sid­er­ing that we got like their nicest room (I think.) It was the size of a decent 1-bedroom apart­ment. There was a full kitchen, a full bath, a liv­ing room, a small din­ing area and a bed­room with a large closet, nicely done up in a mix­ture of antiques and mod­ern fur­nish­ings. There were 15′ foot ceil­ings, a TV and phone in the liv­ing room and a TV and phone in the bed­room, a ceil­ing fan in the bed­room, a bal­cony over look­ing Decatur Street from the bed­room and it was cen­trally air conditioned.

Before you won­der if I’ve changed the title of this page to “Brian’s Daily Rave” let me list a cou­ple of things that were wrong with the place:
1) The remote con­trol for the TV in the liv­ing room did one thing and that was it — chan­nel down — any but­ton you pressed, and I mean any, made the chan­nel decrease by one. To get it to turn on or adjust the vol­ume you had to use the but­tons on the TV. We brought it to the atten­tion of the front desk and they sent up a main­te­nance per­son to fix it. He tried a lot of but­tons and con­firmed my diag­no­sis, but had no solu­tion. He lit­er­ally said, “Gee, I don’t know why it would do that.” He did show me that I could use the Nin­tendo con­troller to make the chan­nel go up as well as down. Vol­ume and power were still on the TV. Thanks a lot. His part­ing words to me were, “Boy I hope I can go eat now.” I thought to myself, you must be starved after all the effort put forth fix­ing my prob­lem. This encounter led us not to call for main­te­nance for any­thing else.
2) Both phones had flash­ing mes­sage lights and pos­si­bly still do. There were no instruc­tions on the phones so we didn’t even try and fig­ure them out. We unplugged the one in the bed­room so the flash­ing wouldn’t bother us when try­ing to sleep.
3) There were no phone num­bers on the phones either, so you couldn’t call some­one and give them your num­ber.
4) The phone in the liv­ing room had the room num­ber 214 on it, nice, but we were in 221.
5) The toi­let ran. Nearly every time you flushed you had to go back after a minute and jig­gle the han­dle to get it to stop.
6) The Jacuzzi tub had 2 of the 4 jets miss­ing so we didn’t even turn it on. Might have tried if there were some instruc­tions lying about.
7) It was a full kitchen, but the entire inven­tory of all the cab­i­nets and draws were 3 plates, 1 fork, 1 knife and one table­spoon.
8) In sev­eral places in the bed­room and liv­ing room the wall­pa­per cov­er­ing the ceil­ing was dan­gling. It was com­ing up at the edges in other places, but most wor­ri­some were the pair 1–1/2 square foot flaps hang­ing down in the bed­room over the bed.
9) The place seemed dirty, the car­pet was badly stained in lots of places and there were a few dan­gling dust sta­lac­tites that looked as if they might be launched into your lug­gage by the breeze kicked up by the AC ducts.
10) On day 1 we were out of room from 7:30 AM until almost 3 PM and they hadn’t cleaned the room. We snagged some fresh tow­els off a cart that was in the hall. Day 2 was the same thing. From then on we just hung the do not dis­turb sign out and would get some clean tow­els from any cart we saw in the hall or court­yard.
11) We had to share the room with a mouse. Donna, hav­ing grown up in New Orleans, first assumed it was a roach when she saw the move­ment in her periph­eral, but amended her iden­ti­fi­ca­tion when she noticed the tail. We saw him a cou­ple times and both times he evaded my chase. To be fair there was exter­mi­na­tor in our room within an hour of com­plain­ing to the front desk about Mickey and he was never seen again.

Once More Into The Breech Boys

Well fun time is over, tomor­row it is back to work. I don’t know what is scarier, hav­ing a bunch crap to straighten out from what went down while I was gone or hav­ing noth­ing to fix because they didn’t even miss me…