Sturgeon’s Law Ninety percent of everything is crap.
Derived from a quote by science fiction author Theodore Sturgeon, who once said, “Sure, 90% of science fiction is crud. That’s because 90% of everything is crud.” Oddly, when Sturgeon’s Law is cited, the final word is almost invariably changed to ‘crap’.
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Started ugly, but changed into a beautiful day around lunch. Went for another hike in Hitchcock Woods this afternoon. We’re not sure of the mileage, because when we checked it at the car at finish it read .03 miles. Once, part way into the hike it read 1.9 miles. We were in the woods about an hour and a half so if we interpolate from Friday’s data (two miles in an hour) we probably covered 3 miles. Unlike Friday were I knew exactly where we were at all times, this hike was spent in the I Think I Know Where We Are mode a bit with a couple of How The Heck Did We Get Here moments thrown in for good measure.
After the hike we decided to watch “Jackie Brown”, Quentin Tarantino, Elmore Leonard, how could you go wrong? But somehow it did. The actors were good, the characters were good and after 40 minutes the plot looked good, but the pace seemed just a bit too slow (no wonder it was listed at 154 minutes.) I thought it might make a good 2 hour movie, while Donna was not so generous, she said 1 hour.
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As promised, a new Miata thing to keep track of. I’m going to keep track of all the money spent on the Miata. Everything, including gas, repair parts, service, and mods. I was going to do mileage, but I forget to write down what the mileage was this morning…maybe I’ll start that on next April 4th.
Purchased Today: nothing
Money spent since 03/03/03: $0.00
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Josh has decided to call it quits on the CD Mix Of the Month Club, a sad day indeed. It started out as a good idea, but as with everything internet, word got out and outgrew it’s roots. Thanks for the ride. I guess that I can always rejoin Columbia House again — nah, then I’d have to pick out the music myself and pay a lot for it to boot. For now I’ll just listen to RADIOIO.
On our evening walk we passed by a Burkes Outlet and hanging over their door was a big sign that proclaimed in 2-foot high letters “NEW SHIPMENT TODAY!” I guess I was supposed to run right on in and see if there was any stuff I didn’t see just yesterday when I was in there. I’m betting they have that sign up everyday and there are people who go in looking. They probably can keep it up legally too, because I’m sure everyday UPS drops something off.
Can’t decide what to mod to buy next. I am torn between some new Gage Faces or some Real Aluminum Trim. I’ve $200 burning a hole in my pocket.…
Purchased Today: nothing
Money spent since 03/03/03: $0.00
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In Sunday’s entry I mentioned that I should rent the X-Files DVDs and watch one episode every Sunday night at 9:00 PM to help alleviate the Weekend ending dread I suffer from. Went over and checked Ebay for some prices, might buy ‘em if they are cheap enough. I can buy seasons 1 thru 4 plus the movie for $129, that is about what Amazon wants for just Season 1, but it is from China. The seller has a high rating and it is just like a US release except for “only some Chinese characters printed on the packing.” I’m leery, yet oddly curious.
This is the busy week. First Wednesday of the month is the Aiken Bicycle Club meeting and the first Thursday is the Master’s Miata Club meeting. At least all I have to do at the Bike Club is sit and listen, at the Miata Club one I am the Secretary so I have to write stuff down. Which means I have to sorta pay attention. The bike club meeting was neat as we had some folks come speak to us about an upcoming bike race that is coming to town. Rich Hincapie (brother of George, Lance’s main man on US Postal) of Hincapie Sports and Tim Farrar from the SC Heritage Race Series chatted about what was going to happen on May 2nd when the bicycle circus comes to town. I would love to be there and help/watch. but we have already made or reservations for the inaugural “real” hike in the Georgia mountains that day.
Purchased Today: nothing
Money spent since 03/03/03: $0.00
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Big turnout for the Master’s Miata Club meeting tonight, 21. In an effort to mix up the meeting locations some we held this month’s at the Atlanta Bread Company. My wife called last week to reserve a spot for 15–20 people and re-called this afternoon to re-confirm, when we got there was nothing set aside for us. fortunately the corner we asked for was empty, so we moved a bunch of tables together and marked our territory. It was OK, but probably won’t be in the regular rotation.
Purchased Today: $14.75 in gas
Money spent since 03/03/03: $14.75
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Well my dilemma as to what to buy with the $200 is over. The fire extinguisher used to put out the fire in my pocket is a new Dell Dimension 4550 Pentium 4 Processor at 2.53GHz, 512MB DDR SDRAM at 333MHz, 18.1 in 1800FP Dell Ultrasharp Digital Flat Panel Display. That $200 and I forfeit my March’s $100 mad money towards the purchase price and I get to replace my aging 500Mhz Gateway with out guilt. I say guilt, because I really do not need a new PC. This one here still accomplishes everything I ask for of it. The only time I notice that it is ancient technology is when I save an hour long MP3 of Echoes. Well the 4x CDRW is a dog, but I don’t do much burning. Ships on the 13th, should be here 3 to 5 working days later…I’m going to go wait by the mailbox.
Purchased Today: nada
Money spent since 03/03/03: $14.75
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And I bet Shopgirl and NY152 do too. Just got through watching “You’ve Got Mail,” a likeable little movie with cute as a button Meg Ryan and Tom Hanks. There is this one scene where Meg has been stood up by Tom so she checks her email on AOL to see if he is going to write her to explain his absence, she has no mail. Ha, today a mere 5 years later I bet it is impossible for any AOL user to not have any mail if they haven’t checked in the last 5 minutes.
Washed the car this morning, man was it dirty. The inside was filthy too, but that has all changed, it is now mostly clean. Needs a real intensive spring clean and waxing, but that will have to wait until April sometime, as the next 4 weeks are out of town trips and a vacation to New Orleans. I washed it because the Master’s Miata Club was asked to show up for an elementary school’s spring carnival. The way it was presented it sounded like we were going to be parked at the center of attention for an hour, with other hours assigned to other vehicles. As it turned out we were there at the same time as the fire truck, the mustangs, the hot rods, etc. Not only that we were parked way off to one side and it was hardly worth our being there. So the seven of us mingled around the parking lot and chatted away an hour and left. As Elaine of Seinfeld would have said, “Definitely not sponge-worthy.”
Purchased Today: nada
Money spent since 03/03/03: $14.75
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A Dell Dimension 4550 Pentium 4 Processor at 2.53GHz, 512MB DDR SDRAM at 333MHz, 18.1 in 1800FP Dell Ultrasharp Digital Flat Panel Display. For the past 9 years I have been getting a new PC like clockwork every November; 1993 a 386–33, in 1996 a Pentium 100 and in 1999 a 500 Mhz Pentium III, but this last November I didn’t really need a new PC so I skipped it. I still don’t really *need* one, but my wife offered that I get a new one, so without really arguing against it, I bought one. Ships next week with arrival scheduled for the week after. I applied for a Dell credit card online and purchased the PC with it. They were offering 90 days same as cash so that is the way I want to go. After applying it said I should select that option at checkout. When I got done configuring and went through the check out I never did see the 90 day offer, but I did use my Dell CC.
After I received my order confirmation I called the number for Dell because I wanted to be sure I got the 90 same-as-cash deal. Attempt one, follow the voice mail options a couple levels down and it asks for my customer number or order number. After I punch in my order number, I get a recording saying that I’ve reached a number that no longer works and please dial 1800mmmmmm — disconnect. The number went by so fast that I didn’t get it memorized or written down. Attempt two, follow the voice mail options again and this time I try entering my customer number, same recording, but I’m ready this time and get the number written down. Attempt three, new number with a new voice mail trail. Only there doesn’t seem to be a correct option for me, they were all about companies with x number of employees, etc. Crap. I hang up. Then I notice that there is yet another number for Dell Financial Services in one of the emails, this has got to be it. Attempt four, still another different set of voice mail options that I try to follow correctly. It asks for me to punch in my customer number or order number. Oh no, not again. This time I get a message that my call s being transferred and I will here two tones and not to hang up. I then get two very LOUD beeps ( I see why they have to tell you about them) I am finally connected to some one in the Bangladesh office I think, as her Indian accent is thick that I can not really understand mush of what she is saying. After several attempts to get my question to her in a way that she can give an answer that I can understand, I say thanks and hang up. I think what she was trying to tell me is that if I was told I qualified for it that that is the way it is assumed I want to do it. We’ll see.
Had a whole rant worked up because the comments weren’t working, but now they are. I wonder if it a code incompatibility? About 95% of the time they don’t work over here they are still working on my other site (where nobody comments anyway.)
This evenings walk consisted of a stroll along busy Pine Log Avenue from the Home Depot over to Bi-Lo to get a couple grocery items inadvertently forgotten on the Sunday shopping trip. it is really cool to see drivers reactions as two people walk down a side walk along a busy 5 lane road, they actually hesitate some and maybe even creep away from the curb towards the outside of their lane, pedestrians are such a rare site anymore. On the way back to the car I noticed the sign outside the Jiffy Lube, “TIRES ROTATED IN A JIFFY” and below it, “WINTERIZE YOUR CAR.” It’s March 10th, spring is only a week and a half away officially, update your sign people.
I have been listening to Radioio for a couple of weeks now. It is a listener supported site that plays a mix of music that really agrees with me. Freeloaders such as myself are only allowed to listen to the lo-band/mono stream. The high-band and a bunch of different category streams are for subscribers only. $20 bucks a month or $200 a year gets you the works. The have a free 3 day trial so I thought I’d give it a whirl. Signed up Sunday night buy PayPaling them 20. It was Monday before I actually got upgraded, and right away there was trouble in radio paradise. 1} Can’t get it at work. The network weasels have got it all blocked (can’t blame them, our bandwidth already sucks, Internet access is slower than dial-up sometimes.) And 2} all those other variety of streams are vaporware, not available yet. I cancelled — back to free for me.
Ran the gage down until it was right on “E”, so I spent the most money on gas in recent memory. 10.24 gallons @ 1.659 per equaled $17. I went 271 miles on that tank so I got about 26 MPG. Glad I don’t drive an 8-cylinder SUV or live in California.
Purchased Today: $17.00 in petrol
Money spent since 03/03/03: $31.75
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It was raining for the ride in, it was beautiful during working hours and after. Hurried home because 2/3 of my new PC was delivered. Got speakers and the CPU, the monitor made a sight-seeing trip to Greensboro, NC in the back of a UPS truck. It is on its way back now, last I checked it was back in West Columbia, SC. It should get here tomorrow. We are going away for the weekend to Hilton Head, so I won’t even get to unpack it. Sunday. I am running on the new CPU now. I started it up in XP just to see what it looked like, but then promptly fdisked it, partitioned into a 12 and an 18 gig drives and loaded Win2K back on. I’ve got just the bare essentials on now, I’ll load the apps as needed. (I haven’t loaded the spell checker yet, so if this is spelt a little rough.…)
Purchased Today: Zero
Money spent since 03/03/03: $31.75
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At work they have this bulletin board where they post all kinds a things for public consumption, a list of Activities Committee events, birthdays that month, etc. On the list of heath related items for March are several things, including that this is National Brain Awareness Week (10th — 16th.) Huh? We need to be reminded of that. Well, now that I think of it, I know quite a few people that need constant reminders to use their head for something besides a hat rack
The monitor made it from Greensboro to my house today. My wife was kind enough to let me take it out of the box and set it up before we drove off into the rain to Hilton Head for the weekend. Ooooh, nice.
We went out to dinner with friends at Hilton Head. They took us to a very nice restaurant called Charley’s Crab, cloth tablecloths and everything. During the meal at the next table someone’s cell phone starts ringing. As usual, a totally unimportant conversation ensues. Bad enough we had to hear her end of the conversation, but the poor folks she was dining with had their face-to-face conversation put on hold while this woman chats about her day so far. Before the drive back to the condo I made a pit stop in the Men’s Room. While using the urinal a phone rang in the stall right next to me and the guy answered it. He then carried on a conversation about how busy it was a work that day, etc.
Something isn’t exactly kosher with the PC’s setup. Can’t play an audio CD and when a DVD movie is played the audio is all garbled. It also scrambles the audio when I try and load a software title from a CD in the DVD drive. I only installed the drivers from the Creative CD, because I didn’t want all that extraneous crap cluttering up my system, but it looks like I might try installing it all to see if there is some sort of setup program. Or maybe I need to open the case and check to see where the CDROM sound cable(s) are hooked up.
Three posts in one. Friday the monitor arrived and I got about 15 minutes in front of it. Donna graciously let me at least take it out of the box before we piled into the car and drove to Hilton Head Island for the weekend. It didn’t rain the entire drive down, but close. Saturday morning was spent visiting about 8 of the condos Jerry manages to take pictures for the web page update. Saturday evening the four of us, me and Donna and Jerry and his Donna, went out to eat at place called Charley’s Crab. The hostess who seated us reminded me of Helen Hunt. I couldn’t stop looking, every time she came near our area to seat other customers, I would take another peek. I hope she didn’t notice, but then she is probably used to being stared at with those looks. Actually she was a lot younger Helen, more of a Leelee Sobieski.
Sunday we drove home. It wasn’t raining really, but it was too cold and damp for the top to be down. We got back in time for Donna’s Mom’s famous St. Patrick’s Day feast of corned beef, cabbage carrots and potatoes. The neighbors across the street came over and we all stuffed ourselves. After dinner I went over to help this fellow out of a computer jam. He started using AOL. but after a year or so he traded them in on MSN. He recently got tired of paying 21.50 a month for the service so he moved over to ATT Global Net. Did I mention he is a computer novice? He has only had a PC for 2 years, having finally broke down at the age of 75 and joined the internet revolution. He was still getting a dellnet thing popping up in the background, so I headed over for what I thought was a 5 minute fix. I came home an 1–1/2 later having fixed a few things, but still left a possible virus alive. His son mentioned he might have the Klez worm, so I went to the Symantec site to update the Norton virus stuff he got with the PC 2 years ago. Trouble was he had Windows ME which I know nothing about it peculiarities. Left him with the downloads running, so I’m going to have to check back with him tomorrow to see what happened.
Purchased Sunday: 12.25 in fuel
Money spent since 03/03/03: $43.00
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Couldn’t get audio out of any of the CD devices because there were no audio cables running from either drive to the sound card. Can they get the sound to the card via the IDE cable? I found a cable I had laying around and hooked it up to the DVD and now I can play a CD, but the sound is garbled just like the DVD sound. I suspect I may not have the right drivers, but I can’t get them from Creative as the SB Live card is a Dell OEM model SB0200 and I can’t get any info from Dell right now as my service tag is not in their database…
Stumbled onto the Dell Support forums while rummaging the support area. Sure enough, there was a long assed thread on the SoundBlaster Live card I got. Part of the reason I spent a few hundred more on the 4550 instead of the 2350 was the separate sound blaster audio card and an nvida video card as opposed to built in stuff on the motherboard. Turns out the Sound Blaster is a proprietary Dell thing made in who knows where and not supported by Creative Labs at all. So I have two options, buy a real card or go back to XP. I went to Staples and bought a SB PCI512 card. It is a step down from the live, but budget only allowed a $50 expenditure. I know I could have got the Live for fifty online somewhere, but I wanted the easy return option of a neighborhood brick and mortar store just in case the card wasn’t the problem. It was. The new card works fine, I’m happy now overall, but unhappy with Dell.
I bought Norah Jone’s CD long before she got the Grammy hype. Not that I’m some sort of trendsetter, but I did catch an interview on NPR and liked what I heard. Just stumbled onto a video for “Come Away With Me” on VH1 this morning and I hated it. There is something about it that didn’t seem to fit. Maybe it was just my preconceived notion that the only thing that would work video-wize for her is a dimly lit shot of her playing the piano, maybe in a smoky jazz bar.
Saturday morning, my wife, her mother and I leave for a week long vacation in New Orleans. We are driving down in Mom’s Honda Civic, so there is one empty seat. First person to show up at my place Saturday morning after 8:00 PM can come with us. Don’t pack too much as I think the three of us will have the trunk full, so your luggage may have to ride on your lap.
Made it back from the Crescent City. Kind of weird being a tourist in a tourist town after living there a while and then leaving. Some things have changed for the better, so for the worse and of course some things never change. We stayed at the French Market Inn and the web site makes it look a lot nicer than it was. Don’t get me wrong, it was nice and the location was excellent, but it really fell short of the mark in a lot of ways.
We did the touristy things — rode the St. Charles Street Car to the zoo — took the Natchez steamboat ride — went to the Aquarium & Imax — had coffee & beingets at the Cafe Du Monde (3 times) — wandered up & down Bourbon Street — browsed the antique stores on Royal Street — ate seafood — ate “cajun” food and read The Times-Picayune on the Moonwalk listening to jazz and watching the barges go by.. We did *NOT* flash our tits for beads — get our palm read on Jackson Square — take a carriage tour — buy a T-shirt with a dirty phrase on it — get drunk on Hurricanes at Pat O’Briens or take a Voodoo Walking tour.
As Glenda told Dorothy, “There’s no place like home.”
Purchased Today: $18.00 in pizza
(Not actually Miata related so I’m not adding it to the total)
Money spent since 03/03/03: $58.75
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We stayed in New Orleans at the French Market Inn on Rue Decatur. We were there for a total of 5 nights and our total bill was $800. At first that sounds like a lot, but it works out to 160 a night and for a room in the French Quarter that’s not bad. Especially considering that we got like their nicest room (I think.) It was the size of a decent 1-bedroom apartment. There was a full kitchen, a full bath, a living room, a small dining area and a bedroom with a large closet, nicely done up in a mixture of antiques and modern furnishings. There were 15′ foot ceilings, a TV and phone in the living room and a TV and phone in the bedroom, a ceiling fan in the bedroom, a balcony over looking Decatur Street from the bedroom and it was centrally air conditioned.
Before you wonder if I’ve changed the title of this page to “Brian’s Daily Rave” let me list a couple of things that were wrong with the place:
1) The remote control for the TV in the living room did one thing and that was it — channel down — any button you pressed, and I mean any, made the channel decrease by one. To get it to turn on or adjust the volume you had to use the buttons on the TV. We brought it to the attention of the front desk and they sent up a maintenance person to fix it. He tried a lot of buttons and confirmed my diagnosis, but had no solution. He literally said, “Gee, I don’t know why it would do that.” He did show me that I could use the Nintendo controller to make the channel go up as well as down. Volume and power were still on the TV. Thanks a lot. His parting words to me were, “Boy I hope I can go eat now.” I thought to myself, you must be starved after all the effort put forth fixing my problem. This encounter led us not to call for maintenance for anything else.
2) Both phones had flashing message lights and possibly still do. There were no instructions on the phones so we didn’t even try and figure them out. We unplugged the one in the bedroom so the flashing wouldn’t bother us when trying to sleep.
3) There were no phone numbers on the phones either, so you couldn’t call someone and give them your number.
4) The phone in the living room had the room number 214 on it, nice, but we were in 221.
5) The toilet ran. Nearly every time you flushed you had to go back after a minute and jiggle the handle to get it to stop.
6) The Jacuzzi tub had 2 of the 4 jets missing so we didn’t even turn it on. Might have tried if there were some instructions lying about.
7) It was a full kitchen, but the entire inventory of all the cabinets and draws were 3 plates, 1 fork, 1 knife and one tablespoon.
8) In several places in the bedroom and living room the wallpaper covering the ceiling was dangling. It was coming up at the edges in other places, but most worrisome were the pair 1–1/2 square foot flaps hanging down in the bedroom over the bed.
9) The place seemed dirty, the carpet was badly stained in lots of places and there were a few dangling dust stalactites that looked as if they might be launched into your luggage by the breeze kicked up by the AC ducts.
10) On day 1 we were out of room from 7:30 AM until almost 3 PM and they hadn’t cleaned the room. We snagged some fresh towels off a cart that was in the hall. Day 2 was the same thing. From then on we just hung the do not disturb sign out and would get some clean towels from any cart we saw in the hall or courtyard.
11) We had to share the room with a mouse. Donna, having grown up in New Orleans, first assumed it was a roach when she saw the movement in her peripheral, but amended her identification when she noticed the tail. We saw him a couple times and both times he evaded my chase. To be fair there was exterminator in our room within an hour of complaining to the front desk about Mickey and he was never seen again.
Well fun time is over, tomorrow it is back to work. I don’t know what is scarier, having a bunch crap to straighten out from what went down while I was gone or having nothing to fix because they didn’t even miss me…
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