Sturgeon’s Law

Ninety per­cent of every­thing is crap.


Derived from a quote by sci­ence fic­tion author Theodore Stur­geon, who once said, “Sure, 90% of sci­ence fic­tion is crud. That’s because 90% of every­thing is crud.” Oddly, when Sturgeon’s Law is cited, the final word is almost invari­ably changed to ‘crap’.

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Thanks

Slept in a bit this morn­ing and did a short bike ride, 10 miles total, end­ing up at Atlanta Bread Com­pany for break­fast. A bagel each and a large OJ set me back $5 and some change. I swapped my last dol­lar for quar­ters so we could buy the Sun­day Aiken paper, and because it was early with the sun behind some clouds, we ate our meal outdoors.

When we got home the weather wasn’t too bad (it was humid as all get out though) and we were already sweaty, I sug­gested we go out and grab the six caches we didn’t get yes­ter­day. Donna was up for it, so we changed real quick and jumped in the car.

We had quite an assort­ment of styles of caches on the list too. If you look in the geo­caching dic­tio­nary under bush­whack­ing, our first cache would be listed as a prime exam­ple. It is about 350 feet from the road and the only humans who have been in this patch of woods since the earth’s crust cooled are the 63 peo­ple who have found this cache and the 1 per­son who placed it there. Luck­ily it is just a bunch of dense under­brush and pine trees and not much in the way of thorny bushes. Find­ing the black painted may­on­naise jar was not too hard, but because I didn’t set a way point at the park­ing spot, the trip out was a lit­tle longer, and we came out of the woods about 50 yards away from the Emperor. The sec­ond was a short lit­tle 2 stage multi behind a hotel just a lit­tle fur­ther down the road. Num­ber three was a mys­tery cache, you needed to solve a small cross­word puz­zle to come up the coor­di­nates. I solved the puz­zle last week­end and this week­end Donna found the cache. The fourth one on our loop was 5 feet into the trees at a short pull­out on a busy high speed two lane road. The fifth was the very def­i­n­i­tion of one of my favorite geo­caching phrases, “A 35mm film can­is­ter well inte­grated into the envi­ron­ment.” The sixth and last cache of the day was an ammo can next to a tree about 200′ off a back road which required tra­vers­ing a long stretch of scrub grass, cross­ing a picket line of bri­ars before enter­ing a bit of woods.

The best story came from cache #5, called “Ice Ice, Baby” and here is how I logged it on geocaching.com:

Con­sid­er­ing the name of the cache, as we approached in the geo­mo­bile I fig­ured it was going to be some­thing mag­netic stuck to the ice machine out­side. When I stopped in front of the estab­lish­ment the GPSr said there was 165′ more to go. So much for that idea. I went inside to buy a cold drink and my wife went in search of the cache.

I walked inside and the pro­pri­etor was on the phone read­ing bible verses to some­one (it was Sun­day morn­ing after all.) She said hello and I went to the drink cool­ers and pulled out Diet Sprite. As I headed towards the counter she started to wrap up her con­ver­sa­tion, I stopped her from hang­ing up. I had opened my wal­let up and noticed that it was empty, I for­got that I had spent the last 6 dol­lars ear­lier in the day at Atlanta Bread Com­pany for our break­fast. She looked at me ques­tion­ably when I told her not to hang up and I explained that I didn’t have any money and showed her the empty wal­let. I started back towards the cooler with the drink, and she stopped me. She said, “Keep it. It’s hot out­side, I can’t deny you a cold drink. It’s only a dol­lar, it’s not going to kill me and if it does, so be it.” I thanked her and left the store fig­ur­ing my wife must have found the cache by then.

She was sit­ting on a retain­ing wall with a look that I rec­og­nized as defeat. I told her my story, we drank our cold Diet Sprite with grat­i­tude and when we were fin­ished, started the search anew. A cou­ple min­utes later she made the find.

Next Sun­day at around the same time we plan on stop­ping back at that store and buy­ing another cold Diet Sprite and pay­ing two dol­lars for it.

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Episode 2

We watched sea­son 4’s sec­ond episode of Mad Men tonight and maybe it is just me, but so far I’m not enjoy­ing this sea­son as much as pre­vi­ous ones. And it is par­tially the fault that nobody seems happy and our lead­ing man is even more of a jerk that we thought. Even Roger Sterling’s zing­ing one-liners felt forced and fell flat this episode.

The only char­ac­ter that even cracked a smile all episode was Sally Draper, the daugh­ter of a pair of dys­func­tional par­ents, who is happy to be receiv­ing atten­tion from the creepi­est kid on tele­vi­sion, Glen, who had just bro­ken into her house when the fam­ily was away and trashed every room except her’s.

Right now it is like watch­ing a show with zero sym­pa­thetic char­ac­ters. I hope we don’t stay that way for very long, there is so very lit­tle I enjoy on TV and right now I’m not enjoy­ing this one.

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Walking Home From School

An elderly cou­ple was cel­e­brat­ing their six­ti­eth anniver­sary. They had mar­ried as child­hood sweet­hearts and had moved back to their old neigh­bor­hood after they retired. Hold­ing hands, they walked back to their old school. It was not locked, so they entered, and found the old desk they’d shared, where Andy had carved I love you, Sally.

On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armored car, prac­ti­cally land­ing at their feet. Sally quickly picked it up and, not sure what to do with it, took it home. There, she counted the money-fifty thou­sand dol­lars! Andy said, “We’ve got to give it back.” Sally said, “Find­ers keep­ers.” She put the money back in the bag and hid it in their attic.

The next day, two police offi­cers were can­vass­ing the neigh­bor­hood look­ing for the money, and knocked on their door.” Par­don me, did either of you find a bag that fell out of an armored car yes­ter­day?” Sally said, “No.” Andy said, “She’s lying. She hid it up in the attic.” Sally said, “Don’t believe him, he’s get­ting senile!”

The offi­cers turned to Andy and began to ques­tion him, “Tell us the story from the begin­ning.” Andy said, “Well, when Sally and I were walk­ing home from school yes­ter­day” .…The police offi­cer turned to his part­ner and said, “We’re outta here!”

When Does 3=1?

When it comes to Sam­sung mon­i­tor warranties.

As I boxed up the dead mon­i­tor I found the lit­tle clear enve­lope that held the dri­ver disc, a handy dust cloth, the quick set up guide and a war­ranty card. Right there in bold let­ters at the top of the war­ranty card it stated that this mon­i­tor had a 36 month war­ranty for parts and labor. Huh? An inter­net search had told me it had a one year warranty.

I went online and filled out a ser­vice request on the Sam­sung web site. I entered name, address, phone num­ber, alt phone num­ber, email address (twice) and a pass­word (twice) before I got to the part where you enter the mon­i­tor part num­ber and ser­ial num­ber. When I did that is indi­cated that the mon­i­tor had been man­u­fac­tured in April of 2009. The date was use­less for the one year war­ranty (which was already moot), but helped if there was a three year one as it meant I wouldn’t have to pro­duce a receipt as proof of pur­chase as it was long gone. When I hit the next but­ton a dia­log box popped up that said that my process couldn’t be com­pleted and I needed to call 1–800-SAMSUNG.

So I called the num­ber. Voice mail hell, 2 choices, fol­lowed by 3 choices and then 5 more before I got a record­ing telling me the offices were closed and to call back dur­ing work­ing hours. At least it was the old fash­ioned lis­ten then hit a num­ber kind of menu and not one those where you have to say the words where you have to shout into the phone to have any chance of the machine under­stand­ing you.

I waited the hour until they were open and called back. As you can guess by the title of this post, the CSR was very apolo­getic, but could do noth­ing for me, nor could she explain why the paper I had said 3 years instead of the offi­cial 1 year figure.

A more in depth search on Sam­sung LCD mon­i­tor repair one the web told me the prob­lem could be a power sup­ply board, a main board issue, a burnt out back light. etc. Not worth the time, money or effort on my part. Into the trash it goes.

Don’t worry I’m dis­pos­ing it cor­rectly because my fair city actu­ally has curb­side pickup of elec­tronic equip­ment. All you have to do is give them a call the day before your reg­u­lar pick up, tell them what you are chuck­ing out and they come take it away.

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Something Different

After about 3 years of bor­ing, no new busi­ness, no old busi­ness, this is what we did, this is what we are going to do meet­ings, last night’s was a breath of fresh air. It was so excit­ing that Robert’s Rules of Order and the Club’s Bylaws were quoted.

We have a new pres­i­dent who ran with the plat­form of dou­bling the club’s mem­ber­ship and if any Club could use a mem­ber­ship dou­bling, it is ours. We started his term with 15 cars (AKA mem­ber­ships) and before he held his first meet­ing we lost one. A cou­ple sold their Miata, say­ing they wanted a sports car?!? I think what he wanted is some­thing with more horse­power or maybe more per­ceived prestige…

The first thing the new pres­i­dent wanted to do was change our monthly meet­ing setup. He picked a big issue to push through in his first hun­dred days. It was his phrase that I turned into the Club web site’s tag line, “We’re like the French Under­ground. We rotated meet­ing loca­tions every month and mem­bers arrived willy-nilly and some­times not even in their Miatas. His idea was to meet at same spot every month, some­place vis­i­ble on a busy street, have the busi­ness meet­ing and then drive as a group to a local restaurant.

This is a great idea, but it really doesn’t fit into Donna and my time sched­ule. By the time we go through all those steps din­ner will not be until 8:00 PM and we always eat some where between 5:30 and 6:30. We have a work around in place for this, see­ing as the orig­i­nal meet up spot is at a Mex­i­can restau­rant we will eat there, stay for the meet­ing and then drive with the group to the sec­ond restau­rant, but just not go inside and eat.

After a close vote, 4 yeahs, 2 nays & 1 absten­tion, on adopt­ing this for­mat, last night was the first go round and it went pretty well from our point of view, I don’t know what every­one else thought of it though.

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OW!

Some­times I don’t even heed my own advice.

Nearly 2 years ago I posted here that one shouldn’t use a string trim­mer with­out wear­ing long pants. That time I came away with a speck­led leg from the dirt and tiny stones kicked up by fish­ing line rotat­ing at sev­eral thou­sand RPM. This time it is much worse.

Today when I cleaned off the front porch using the leaf blower I noticed a few strands of ivy creep­ing their way towards the house. I went and got the trim­mer which was freshly loaded with some of that heavy duty red string stuff. As I made mince meat of the ivy I could feel a few things ric­o­chet off my legs, but then sud­denly I for­got all about my lower extrem­i­ties because some­thing grabbed me by the right ear and lifted me off the ground. OW! I must have pissed off a wasp and it stung me on the back of the ear.

It is 4 hours later and my ear still hurts worse than that time in sec­ond grade when Bobby Mitchell punched me in the head because I stuck my tongue out at him dur­ing recess.

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Rule #32

“Enjoy the lit­tle things.”

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Rule #31

“Check the back seat”

Here is where the Miata has the advan­tage, there is no back seat to worry about check­ing. But this plus is more than off­set by its major dis­ad­van­tage, the soft top.

Back a decade or so ago when we went to one of the first Miatas at the Gap, one of the MMC mem­bers was out back of the lodge wash­ing her car when a small black bear wad­dled by. She quickly hopped in her car ’til it passed. Later at din­ner when she was telling this story at the com­mu­nal table, some­one who had spent some time in Alaska, where the bears were more of the griz­zly kind, asked, “Do you know what they call con­vert­ibles there?” Shrugs all around, so she answered her own ques­tion, “Peel ‘n’ Eats.”

So, if Colum­bus would be so kind to quote me too, I’d like to add another rule, when given a choice of vehi­cles, mini­vans aren’t cool and con­vert­ibles are dan­ger­ous, so “Rule #34: Take the SUV.”

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Rule #3

“Beware of bathrooms”

I was walk­ing down the main hall towards the restroom this after­noon a a co-worker stepped out of his cubi­cal in just in front of me. As we walked down the hall I pulled along side of him on the right and said, “How’s it going?” He responded with, “Good. You?” We con­tin­ued walk­ing in tan­dem exchang­ing banal pleas­antries, but as we neared the hall to the right that led to the restroom, he slowed. I sensed he was headed the same place I was, but he didn’t have the same pre­mo­ni­tion. He was try­ing to politely let me con­tinue on so he could make a right turn behind me instead of cut­ting across in front. But I slowed too and then he knew we both going to the same place.

We were headed towards the the smaller of the two Men’s Rooms near the front office. The larger one near HR has two uri­nals and three stalls, but this one only has one uri­nal and two stalls. As I was on the inside I made the turn in the lead and cried, “I’m going to get the uri­nal!” with child like glee because I wasn’t going to have to make a Morton’s Fork as to whether to lift a pos­si­ble germ laden seat or try and main­tain an accu­rate stream between the nar­row gap at the front of said seat.

But my co-worker was uncon­cerned, as he replied, “I’m just head­ing in to wash my hands.” For­tu­nately he noticed the roll of paper tow­els was empty before he started wash­ing, so he exited, head­ing back to the other restroom. I’m kind of glad, he seemed unin­fected and every­thing, but the bath­room is where you are most vulnerable…

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Rule #12

“Bounty paper towels”

I always keep a roll of paper tow­els in my cube. Donna and I eat lunch together there, so we always go through a cou­ple three then. They come in handy for wip­ing up desk dust bun­nies that develop and hide behind my PC. Plus they are handy for the occa­sional drip when pour­ing my daily Diet Dr. Pepper.

This Mon­day I used the last one on the roll. I walked back to the Tool Crib where they usu­ally have shelves full, except today. The ship­ment was late and the atten­dant said, “They are due in Wednes­day.” Luck­ily I had a short roll of brown tow­els that came out of a bath­room dis­penser as a back up.

I went back Wednes­day to see if the paper tow­els had come in. No they hadn’t. Tried again today, but there are still no paper tow­els and my brown paper roll is just about gone. Hope the real paper tow­els come in tomorrow.

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Moon Set Over Thurmond Dam

Rule #7

“Travel light”

Because the Miata is our only car and it has a mere 5.1 cubic feet sized trunk we have learned to travel light. We’ve taken two week dri­ving vaca­tions in it. But we have learned to pack smart, by tak­ing at most 4 days worth of clothes and using the hotel laun­dry. We have even gone for a long camp­ing week­end car­ry­ing 2 moun­tain bikes with us using the Miata too.

We travel light when fly­ing too. Donna takes a small carry on with the essen­tials and her purse while I carry the lap­top with var­i­ous elec­tron­ics. We check one big bag, so we don’t have to has­sle hunt­ing for an empty over­head bin.

Seems like the only time we don’t pack light is when we go on an overnight trip in the Miata, we always end up tak­ing as much as we do when we go away for a week in it.

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Rule #1

“Car­dio”

Part of it is we have found other inter­ests, part of it is time, part of it is age and when you get right down to it, all those are really the same rea­son. We used to ride thou­sands of mile a year, but now we are down to just hun­dreds. Now we are happy to get out at least on one week­end day and get in a 10–15 mile ride. There is hope that when the weather cools a bit we might stretch the mileage and maybe add a week day com­mute to the Valve Store. We still like to walk in the woods, but that pales in com­par­i­son to the car­dio work out you get from bike ride.

Today we man­aged to get in a dozen miles sur­rounded by a bis­cuit break­fast at Popeye’s (whose ser­vice still sucks, even in the morn­ing when you are the only cus­tomer in the joint.)

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Rule #22

“When in doubt, know your way out”

There have been a few times when we have been out geo­caching that fol­low­ing this rule would have helped us find our way out of the woods. It is a sim­ple thing to do too, when you exit the vehi­cle, turn the GPSr to a map page, hold down the but­ton for a cou­ple sec­onds and hit OK. You have now cre­ated a way­point to help you find your way back to the car.

Trou­ble is that, like today’s lit­tle excur­sion, most of the time we are no more than 100′ into the trees and it just doesn’t seem to make sense to do it. And because I feel that way and don’t do it, it has never become habit, so that the times it could come in handy, that life­line isn’t avail­able. Hasn’t got us in trou­ble. Yet…

We dodged mug­gles, prej­u­di­cial clues and light rain, but not spi­der webs and bri­ars on our way to 7 finds this morn­ing just north of town. We stopped at seven because that gave us a nice lit­tle mile­stone, 500. If you are a mem­ber of the local geo­caching cult,when you reach 1,000 finds they present you with an ammo can painted gold. We are not, so maybe I should cover a pill bot­tle in sil­ver duct tape, present it to our­selves and go hide it somewhere.

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Zombieland

This is the expla­na­tion for those of you with puz­zled looks on your face over the post titles this past week.

Last Mon­day the FRS had a day game, so in the evening, while Donna surfed her usual cook­ing, home or real­ity shows on TV, I decided to watch a movie from my Net­flix queue. This movie was there because sev­eral of my co work­ers had seen it and were talk­ing it up as some­thing I just had to see, so to appease them I added it. Now I don’t watch a lot of mon­ster movies to begin with and zom­bie ones are even at the bot­tom of that pile, but once I got watch­ing it though, I was hooked. And it turns out it is more of a road trip slash geeky guy wins heart of attrac­tive female romance flick than a zom­bie movie. Plus nobody told me it was a comedy!

The nar­ra­tor of the movie is a col­lege stu­dent that cred­its his sur­vival of the zom­bie apoc­a­lypse to the strict adher­ence of a set of rules, which is where the last 7 titles came from. Not all the rules are actu­ally in the movie, some came from trail­ers and other pro­mo­tional items, and the list is not com­plete. I guess that is why they are going to make a sequel. So we can know what Rule #5 is and #10 and so on.

01. "Cardio"
02. "Double tap"
03. "Beware of bathrooms"
04. "Wear seatbelts"
06. "Cast iron skillet"
07. "Travel light"
08. "Get a kickass partner"
12. "Bounty paper towels"
15. "Bowling Ball"
17. "(Don't) be a hero"
18. "Limber up"
21. "Avoid strip clubs"
22. "When in doubt, know your way out"
29. "The buddy system"
31. "Check the back seat"
32. "Enjoy the little things"
33. "Swiss army knife"

On a side note, I thought that the lead actor/narrator, AKA Colum­bus, looked famil­iar and it turns out I had just seen him in another movie a cou­ple of weeks prior. The title of that movie was called Adven­ture­land. I won­der if every movie he will be in will have some­thing­land in the title? And Lit­tle Miss Sun­shine is grow­ing up nicely.

As long as you don’t have a weak stom­ach, sorry Donna, I rec­om­mend you see Zom­bieland. At least once.

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Like Lindsay Lohan Coming Out Of Rehab

Today’s strip of the Sox­a­holic cen­ters around a cou­ple FRS fans chat­ting on the phone about how now that the Sox are start­ing a nice home stand after a rocky road trip they should have an eas­ier time catch­ing Tampa and mak­ing the play­offs. In the sec­ond to the last panel one says to the other, “We’re kid­ding our­selves aren’t we?” The punch­line in the last panel is this post’s title, “Like Lind­say Lohan com­ing out of rehab.”

The way they have been play­ing lately I haven’t been kid­ding myself. Often when you are watch­ing a base­ball game you can pick the win­ner, some­times it is really obvi­ous, like one team hav­ing an eight run lead, while in close games the win­ner can be fore­told by the intan­gi­bles, line dri­ves just squeak­ing by field­ers or bloops land­ing just out of reach, etc. This can be extrap­o­lated to whole sea­sons as well, and in this Red Sox sea­son they just can’t catch a break (as long as you don’t count Jacoby Ellsbury’s ribs.) Accord­ing to the math wiz­ards over at the Base­ball Prospec­tus, as of today, the FRS only have a 26.98664% of mak­ing the playoffs.

Today at work I ver­bally threat­ened to stop lis­ten­ing to them to a cou­ple peo­ple, but I guess I’m too much of a fan to jump off the band­wagon because here I am in front of the PC lis­ten­ing to the WEEI broad­cast. And right now I’m glad I did because they are beat­ing the Angels 6–0 in the sixth.

Also I might have totally missed a rar­ity in the base­ball world. If you have ever been to a minor league base­ball game, invari­ably the PA guy will play the sound of break­ing glass when a player fouls a ball out of the sta­dium towards the park­ing lot, so the crowd will think the ball broke a car win­dow. Well tonight, Red Sox out­fielder, Dar­nell McDon­ald hit a home run over the Green Mon­ster in left field and actu­ally did break a win­dow in a car parked on Lans­downe Street. Quick think­ing announcer Joe Cas­tiglione, after mak­ing the home run call said, “I guess he is going to have to call 1–800-GIANT,” giv­ing radio broad­cast spon­sor Giant Glass, who’s slo­gan is, “Who you gonna call when your wind­shields busted?” an extra, but very appro­pri­ate plug.

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Happy Birthday

Sput­nik 5. Fifty years ago today, the Soviet Union launched the Korabl-Sputnik 2 space­craft car­ry­ing two dogs named Belka and Strelka, along with mice, rats and flies into space. Every­one came back alive.

Sort of Happy Birth­day to Gene Rod­den­berry who passed away in 1991 and would have been 89 today. A for­mer mem­ber of the LAPD and free­lance writer finally hit the big time after his sec­ond TV show was can­celed by NBC in 1969, but the fic­tional Star Trek uni­verse Rod­den­berry cre­ated has spanned over four decades, pro­duc­ing five tele­vi­sion series, 700 episodes and eleven films, with a twelfth film cur­rently in devel­op­ment and sched­uled for a 2012 release.

Other birth­days for August 19th, Orville Wright 1871, Coco Chanel 1883, William Jef­fer­son Clin­ton 1946, Jonathan Frakes 1952 and Jason Starr 1967.

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111,000 Ways To Be Disappointed

We did our gro­cery shop­ping this evening and on the way to Kroger the Emperor passed the 111,000 mile mark. By the time we got home and I checked on the Red Sox they were los­ing nine to noth­ing after three innings. Didn’t bother to waste my time lis­ten­ing to the game, so I went into the liv­ing room and Donna and I watched the eighth and last episode of Series 1 of Life on Mars.

After that, hop­ing for some sort of mir­a­cle come­back I checked in on the FRS and was excited to see that they had scored two whole runs, unfor­tu­nately the Blue Jays had scored 7 more runs mak­ing the final score 16–2.

Oh, and Dustin Pedroia’s return to the start­ing line up lasted all of three games, he went back on the dis­abled list today. I don’t know what they will have say over at Base­ball Prospec­tus tomor­row, but I’m mark­ing down the Sox’s chances at the play­offs at about 10%. (This morn­ing they stood at 20%)

Go Rays!

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Billions & Billions of Words

While shuf­fling through Netflix’s Instant Watch titles look­ing for tonight’s din­ner the­ater I found avail­able, Cos­mos, Carl Sagan’s ode to humans and their under­stand­ing of the known uni­verse. Per­fect. Or so I thought.

I remem­ber being mes­mer­ized when watch­ing it 30 years ago. But tonight we couldn’t fin­ish watch­ing the whole first 60 minute install­ment. Part of it was, what were state of the art spe­cial effects in 1980 seem almost cheesy in 2010. Another part of it was the nar­ra­tion. What to me did sound earnest and enthu­si­as­tic back then, sounds only mar­gin­ally less annoy­ing than that guy who does the those Com­cast com­mer­cials with Shaquille O’Neal. Donna put it best when she said, “Its like being in a high school sci­ence class.”

With the fail­ure to fin­ish Cos­mos, that made us bat .500 over the week­end for tor­rented and instant watch enter­tain­ment. We also didn’t fin­ish Episode 1 of the Amer­i­can­ized ver­sion of Life on Mars and the failed mar­riage movie, Seri­ous Moon­light, with Tim Hut­ton and Meg Ryan.

We did fin­ish a sec­ond failed mar­riage movie, Did You Hear About the Mor­gans? Even with the pre­dictable plot, the one dimen­sional Hugh Grant and the ever so annoy­ing Sarah Jes­sica Parker we both enjoyed it.

We both also enjoyed TiMER, a lit­tle quirky sci fi I want to get mar­ried flick and an alco­holic hit man falls in love movie enti­tled You Kill Me which ended up win­ning the best movie of the week­end award.

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Happy 15th Birthday Windows 95!

Task bars & email & short cuts, OH MY!

Funny, I don’t remem­ber this video included in my copy of the oper­at­ing sys­tem. Prob­a­bly because I had the 13 floppy disk ver­sion of it. I have thought­fully cued the video up to the 1:45 mark so you can get right to the worlds first Cyber Com­edy star­ring Jen­nifer Annis­ton & Mathew Perry. Let me know how many sec­onds you can take of it. My buddy Mark was still using 95 to run the CNC pro­gram upload/download sys­tem in the back of the plant until just about 6 months ago.

Its rain­ing in Bean­town so the FRS’s game against Seat­tle was post­poned, they’ll play two tomor­row. This means quite pos­si­bly they will lose ground in the stand­ings with­out even play­ing a game.

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What Were They Thinking?

We received the sec­ond disc (of 4) of the British TV show Life on Mars yes­ter­day. We watched the first episode yes­ter­day, there are only 2 on each disc, and today we watched the sec­ond. After fin­ish­ing the two episodes we inves­ti­gated the extras, of which there was just one, The Return of Life on Mars. We decided to watch it and were greeted with this dis­claimer: SPOILER WARNING This doc­u­men­tary con­tains dis­cus­sions about key plots and events tak­ing place dur­ing Life on Mars series 2.

Mmmmmm…oh, what the heck, let’s watch it any­way. After about 20 min­utes they started show­ing scenes of shows that we hadn’t yet seen. We watched for about ten more min­utes before the pro­duc­ers started explain­ing how Episode 7 was set­ting up for the series final show that we turned it off not want­ing to have the end­ing spoiled. What the heck were they think­ing by putting this sort of thing on the first disc? I know at least they warned us, but shouldn’t this have been on the last disc?

I burned a copy of the doc­u­men­tary to save for watch­ing after we’ve seen all eight episodes. Turns out it is only 45 min­utes long, so we have just 15 min­utes more to see, but it will be the right thing to wait for it.

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Still Got Nothing

Didn’t have much to say last night, so I didn’t say it. Tonight? Pretty much the same.

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Bug Splat

The MMC held its 11th Annual Bug Splat Rally tonight. Can we call it that even if we skipped the year? The first one was in 1999 and for some rea­son there wasn’t one in 2002.

We only had six cars show for the event, maybe the rains in the area scared a few peo­ple off. Last year the event ran through a cou­ple of light show­ers and most if any caught bugs were washed off by the fin­ish. This year we dodged the rain, but we also dodged almost all of the bugs too.

The Biggest Bug Tro­phy ended up in the hands a new mem­ber cou­ple with their 3″ long streak of moth wing dust. The Clos­est to the Tar­get was awarded to a small speck about a half inch away from Avery Green Dot. Once again Most Bugs and Clean­est Car Awards were given to the cars that showed up for the run in that con­di­tion. The only thing that turned out bet­ter than last year was our new route that trav­eled on a cou­ple of twisty road through rural Aiken County.

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I Can’t Watch

The FRS on on ESPN tonight and I can’t watch.

I’m sit­ting here lis­ten­ing to the game in front of the PC. This is the 3rd and final game in this series against the Tampa Bay Rays who are one of the teams ahead of them in the Sox’s road to the play­offs. They really needed to win all three of these games and they started right by win­ning Fri­day, but they lost last night. On Fri­day there were only 34 games left in the sea­son and the Red Sox were 5–1/2 games behind both the Rays and the MFY. That means they will have to win 6 more games than either one of those two teams to make the play­offs. If the Yan­kees and Rays play at the same pace they have so far this year they will fin­ish those remain­ing 34 games at a record of 21 wins and 13 loses. So to pull ahead the FRS will have to play 27–7 ball, and while that pace is not impos­si­ble, it is highly improbable.

Accord­ing to Base­ball Prospec­tus the Red Sox’s chances of mak­ing the play­offs, as of this morn­ing, stood at 18%, 13.5% or 7.5%, depend­ing on which ver­sion of their “play­ing the rest of the sea­son a mil­lion times” you believe, reg­u­lar, ELO or PECOTA. And they find them­selves in the posi­tion that either Tampa, Bal­ti­more or Toronto has been in for the last decade, play­ing good enough base­ball to make the play­offs except for the fact that the Yan­kees and them­selves were in front of them.

Update: After last night’s loss the FRS odds of mak­ing the play­offs now stand at 11%, 10% & 4.5%

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Now I Shouldn’t Be Listening

Last night the FRS had the night off and still lost ground in the stand­ings (both Tampa & NY won.) Tonight they are get­ting their butts kicked by the sec­ond worse team in Major League Base­ball. I hear the Fat Lady warm­ing up.

You can’t even notice, but I updated the theme for the blog. Tomor­row I may even update the ver­sion of Word­Press I’m run­ning. Try and con­tain yourself.

How can you still have a headache when you are tak­ing Ultra­cet for back pain?

We have pretty much decided to keep the cur­rent Emperor’s Dynasty going by buy­ing a new grown-up car next year. Take a guess what the lead­ing com­peti­tor is? And no it is not a Mini…

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