Sturgeon’s Law

Ninety per­cent of every­thing is crap.


Derived from a quote by sci­ence fic­tion author Theodore Stur­geon, who once said, “Sure, 90% of sci­ence fic­tion is crud. That’s because 90% of every­thing is crud.” Oddly, when Sturgeon’s Law is cited, the final word is almost invari­ably changed to ‘crap’.

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Wasted Leap Second

Changed the oil and rotated the tires today at 38,500ish, or about a hun­dred miles over­due. And for the sec­ond time in approx­i­mately 50 Miata oil changes I used a non-OEM fil­ter. I real­ized I needed to change the oil some­where on the road home from FLA last week­end, but the fact slipped my mind until like Fri­day night. By then it was too late to order it from my usual on line haunt and I just can’t bear to travel the 50 mile round trip to the near­est dealer (for sev­eral rea­sons) to buy one. On our Sat­ur­day morn­ing shop­ping trip we went in to Advanced Auto and picked up 4 quarts of 10w30 Pen­zoil and a fil­ter. Some schmo was monop­o­liz­ing the jumbo book of fil­ter com­pat­i­bil­i­ties, so I asked at the counter. I gave the man the par­tic­u­lars and he asked which brand I wanted, “Fram, Purala­tor, Mobile1…” I said, “What­ever, they all fil­ter oil, right?” I got a Fram, I think because it was first alphabetically.

After the Miata ser­vic­ing we had just the right amount of day­light for a walk in the Woods. To change things up we drove to the other side of town to enter at a dif­fer­ent spot. We had walked this par­tic­u­lar sec­tion a cou­ple times or more, but when the trail turned right to head fur­ther into the woods, Donna said, “Let’s go straight.” To which I replied, “That’s no a real trail, it ends right there.” But as I spoke she kept walk­ing and I had no other choice but to fol­low her down the rab­bit hole. The map I carry showed no trail, but sure enough, what looked like the end, merely resem­bled one as it turned into a nar­row, windy, lit­tle used path down a hill. I was no too wor­ried about get­ting lost as we were trav­el­ing along one edge of the woods and the rail­road bed that was to our left was still there, just that it was now 30 feet above above trail level when it was once slightly below it. The map showed if we con­tin­ued only this route we would come to a trail spur that would lead us back into the woods proper or if we con­tin­ued past that we would come to the east­ern edge of them and sev­eral offi­cials trails. When we hit the spur we thought in for a penny, in for a pound and con­tin­ued along in the uncharted ter­ri­tory. Unfor­tu­nately after only 50 yards or so we were con­fronted with an ugly 20–25 foot drop-off to a stream with a cor­re­spond­ing steep climb out on the other side. We quickly returned to the spur trail and fin­ished our walk in a civ­i­lized manner.

Had I real­ized the Top Tran­si­tion count was going to end where it did I just might had gone out in the garage and put it up before call­ing it a night.

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Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 01/01/05: 399

New Year’s Eve Eve

Fam­ily Circus

Family Circus

We took the Christ­mas dec­o­ra­tions down though…

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Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 01/01/05: 397

Smart Marketing

Part I:
Bought a lap­top from Dell recently. They are for­ever run­ning spe­cial pro­mos; free this or that or free upgrades in an effort to entice a sale. I bit on the slightly above basic lap­top and what con­tributed to it was $150 sav­ings, free printer, free inter­nal wire­less and upgraded ship­ping. The same unit is $100 more with­out the printer or wire­less right now, but maybe cheaper next week or at the small busi­ness store or by check­ing the /tv store.

I hooked up the free Dell 720 color ink jet printer tonight to replace my old Lex­mark Z12 which was like $30 when new sev­eral years ago. Of course the free printer included the trial size ink car­tridges which made me leery about run­ning the align­ment test and sam­ple page for fear of using most of the ink up. Dell was nice enough to include some soft­ware that will let you know when your ink is low and instead of just pop­ping a warn­ing from the task tray it will launch IE and take you to the Dell sup­ply page…

Part II
Last cou­ple of years at tax time I have used H&R Block’s Tax Cut. I used to use Turbo Tax but switched after read­ing about Intuit’s dig­i­tal rights man­age­ment fea­tures that were crash­ing PCs of a cou­ple years ago. I am happy with Tax Cut and was think­ing about get­ting it again this year. But I don’t have to think any­more, in today’s mail was a sil­very look­ing DVD sized case with Tax Cut Deluxe and one stan­dard state pro­gram. Plus all the usual free with rebate soft­ware and/or elec­tronic fil­ing you nor­mally get. I just have to load the CD and give them $29.95 off of my charge card. No going to the store and maybe choos­ing a competitor’s product…

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Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 01/01/05: 395

I’m Free, I’m Free

Wire free that is. I have man­aged to mud­dle my way through set­ting up my own wire­less net­work at home. I got the cable inter­net into and through the router no prob­lem, but was hav­ing trou­ble get­ting the lap­top to connect.

Tonight to make sure there was noth­ing wrong with the laptop’s wire­less card we cruised down­town Aiken look­ing for unse­cured net­works. The Hotel Aiken was wide open, but the sig­nal strength was not too hot. Con­nected to their net­work no prob­lem, but inter­net access was iffy at best. The Hol­i­day Inn Express near my house house was much bet­ter, wide open and could surf the net bet­ter. Using the Hol­i­day Inn Express net­work they start out IE with it going to the main Hol­i­day Inn web site, but after that you can go where you want to go.

When we got home I dis­abled the secu­rity on the router and sure enough I could con­nect. I really didn’t want to live that way, so I re enabled secu­rity with dif­fer­ent set­tings and BINGO we were in.

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Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 01/01/05: 394

That Wasn’t Easy

Decided to spend the last of the Christ­mas cash on some newly required essen­tials. The new $500 lap­top has beget a cou­ple of required pur­chases, a car­ry­ing case/bag and a wire­less router.

I started at staples.com and quickly filled my shop­ping cart. A cheap-o poly­ester com­puter case for $29.99 and a Linksys Wireless-G Broad­band Router (Model# WRT54G) $57.94. The router came with an instant $3 off coupon and a $15 mail in rebate bring­ing its cost to under $40.

Six hours later I received an email:

Please be advised that due to the high demand and cur­rent “Spe­cial Buy” our stock has been depleted and can­not be re-ordered, back ordered and no sub­sti­tute is offered. The quan­tity ordered will not be shipped and please note that you have not been charged for this item. The item may not be return­ing to stock. We apol­o­gize for any incon­ve­nience this may have caused.

So I fig­ured see­ing as I was actu­ally hav­ing to leave my house and go shop­ping, I’d can­cel the com­puter bag too. There is no way to do that online, you have to dial the 1–800 num­ber (how so last cen­tury.) The CRS who answered after a short wait was friendly, effi­cient but no so help­ful. Through no fault of his own, mind you, but because the com­puter bag was direct ship from the man­u­fac­turer he said he would try to put a stop order on it. Because the order might be to far along to stop, I’m think­ing that is doubt­ful because the esti­mated deliv­ery date was 1/9, I had two options; refuse deliv­ery when it arrives or accept deliv­ery and return it to the clos­est Staples.

On a whim and because we were going out to get a gal­lon of paint for the bath­room tonight we swung by Sta­ples the store. I thought for sure they would be out of the router as well, but there were 4 on the shelf. I picked one up and headed for the check-out fig­ur­ing the worst could hap­pen was I was going to miss out on the $3 instant coupon, but when the cashier rang me up it came to the same price as I had online. The three bucks off was listed right there on the receipt. Now I just have to fill out the rebate form online — again.

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Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 01/01/05: 393

I Figured It Out

All I had to do was reboot the cable modem.…

Almost for­got to post that I washed the car today.

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Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 01/01/05: 392

Santa Must Have Copped a Plea

Or he had a very good lawyer because my lap­top was deliv­ered on Fri­day morn­ing. I had it deliv­ered to work because a sig­na­ture was required and chances were no mat­ter when it arrived I would not be home to sign for it. The plant was tech­ni­cally closed on Fri­day, but when that hap­pens the Secu­rity Offi­cer does the signing.

This morn­ing after we had some muffins from the New Moon Cafe in down­town we drove out to the plant to pick up the packages.

First thing I did when I got it home was spend about 2 hours delet­ing all the extra crap that Dell tosses on the hard drive. Knocked the sys­tem tray icon tally from a dozen down to 4. It came with a built in wire­less 802.11 b/g card. I guess my next pur­chase will be a wire­less router so I can surf the web on the screened porch in the spring. It also had built in NIC so hook­ing up to a high speed con­nec­tion in a hotel should be a snap. Should.

When Donna’s fam­ily was here over Thanks­giv­ing one of her broth­ers brought his lap­top, so he could check email, etc. When he plugged in the cat5 cable from my cable modem to his lap­top he couldn’t get con­nected. I couldn’t fig­ure out why it wouldn’t work. He spent 3 hours try­ing all sorts of shenani­gans and couldn’t make it con­nect. After a 2 hour din­ner break he went back at it, while the rest of us watched “A Christ­mas Story” in the liv­ing room, after about another hour or so he man­aged to get it hooked up. I snick­ered to myself, think­ing it couldn’t have been that hard, because he is some sort of com­puter geek in his own right. Well the jokes on me. Plugged the cable into my new lap­top this after­noon and I can’t get it to con­nect either.

Checked all the obvi­ous set­tings and can’t for the life of me see what is wrong. Guess I’m going to have to email my brother-in-law and see if he remem­bers what he did to get it to work…