Sturgeon’s Law Ninety percent of everything is crap.
Derived from a quote by science fiction author Theodore Sturgeon, who once said, “Sure, 90% of science fiction is crud. That’s because 90% of everything is crud.” Oddly, when Sturgeon’s Law is cited, the final word is almost invariably changed to ‘crap’.
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Episode 51 of 82 finds Sawyer in the past, conning a convict to get his sentence shorted, that he is serving for a failed con on a woman, who visits him in the slammer to say they have a child together (is this her trying to con him?) Sawyer in the present is still a convict of sorts (he and Kate are still locked in separate cages) and his attempted con to aid an escape fails, leading to him being on the receiving end of con.
The Engineering Department at ASCO has decided to adopt a needy kid from a list provided by Helping Hands through our HR Department. There were 6 kids on the list given to our company and each child had made out a wish list, plus we were provided with sizes so clothes can be purchased too. Yesterday we went to Wally World and bought a pair of sneakers and a football. Today we stopped at a bookstore and bought a half dozen mystery/educational books.
I also signed up as a Secret Santa on RoadsterChat, a place I do a lot of lurking and very little posting. I went and read up on some of the recent posts by my secret recipient and I know the place I’m going to shop, but I’m having a tough time narrowing down just which “gift” to give.
And for those of you who have been naughty and not nice this year, you will really wish you got a lump of coal in your stocking instead of this cookbook: Natural Harvest– A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes.
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A husband in his back yard is trying to fly a kite. He throws the kite up in the air, the wind catches it for a few seconds, then it comes crashing back down to earth. He tries this a few more times with no success.
All the while, his wife is watching from the kitchen window, muttering to herself how men need to be told how to do everything. She opens the window and yells to her husband, “You need a piece of tail”
The man turns with a confused look on his face and says, “Make up your mind. Last night, you told me to go fly a kite.”
Fifty-two of eighty-two is Mr. Eko centered. Off island flashbacks show him in his first days taking over as priest from his now dead brother. The former “bad man” has a very hard changing ways when faced with the black market, medicine and the “militia” in his African village. On island in the present day he is still recovering from the effects of the hatch explosion and sees his brother in a vision. In the end he is killed by the mysterious black cloud. I’m ging to miss Mr. Eko, he was the most interesting character both on and off the island.
Ninety percent of everything is crap.
Derived from a quote by science fiction author Theodore Sturgeon, who once said, “Sure, 90% of everything on the SciFi Channel is crud. That’s because they are now showing wrestling and Mork & Mindy.” Oddly, when Sturgeon’s Law is cited, the final word is almost invariably changed to ‘crap’.
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Episode 53 of 82 centers around Kate and central part in the on island love triangle of her, Jack & Sawyer. Kate is taken to where Jack is being held and tells him he has to operate on Ben to save him or they will kill Sawyer. Jack refuses. She figures out a way to climb out of her cage and breaks into Sawyer’s. They end up doing the deed, but Jack “happens” to see them on a security camera. Thinking that Kate cares for Sawyer he agrees to operate to spare Sawyer after all. Very soap opera-ish episode in that regard.
In the off island flashback Kate, or Monica as she known here, falls in love with a cop named Kevin while still a fugitive and on the run. Our groom is played by none other than Captain Tightpants, Nathan Fillion from Firefly. In the end Monica can’t really stay married, so she has to leave. She drugs Kevin’s iced tea and runs from him. I can only hope that the producers just thought of trying to work in a way for Kate to have the knock out drugs on her lips and kiss him, like Mal had Saffron do to him in the Firefly episode “Our Mrs. Reynolds”, before dismissing it.
Number 54 of 82 concerns how Juliet ended up on the island, she was recruited by a company called Mittelos Bioscience that wants her for her fertility research, but as with all things Lost, that doesn’t end up exactly what she does. My favorite bit is where she tells the folks recruiting her that her husband would never agree to let her go, the only way that’ll happen is if he gets hit by a bus. Guess what happens…
We are less than 7 weeks to the Season Five premier of TDTVS and ABC has started tossing out promotional photos. Here is one that shows all the main cast members. Where is Jin? Was he left off because he actually did die on the freighter? None of the other main dead people are in there either (if you don’t count Locke who was in the coffin in the final scene of Season Four), Christian, Claire (of course there is some speculation that she isn’t actually dead) and Charlie.
Here is the link to the full resolution image — clickee — just look at the faces, smooth as babies bottoms.
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(55/82) This was considered a odd departure because we get a flashback that happens during a flashback, but is it really? When Desmond turned the fail safe key and destroyed the hatch he was sent back 5 years earlier when he was dating Penny. He can remember some of the things that happened, a sort of deja vu, and he stumbles on Charlie as a street musician and remembers him from the island, but Charlie doesn’t know him.
On island in the present Desmond can see the future, not all of it and not at will, but he gets random bits at random times. Right now he can see how Charlie dies. He can prevent it, but the universe will course correct, and eventually it will happen.
When we got home from work tonight, we noticed that someone had raked the front yard. Didn’t clean the driveway or do the small side strip on the other side of the driveway, just the front part. It is not much because about half the yard is landscaped as a natural area, but it would take a person a half hour or so to do the job. There was a nice neat pile of the raked leaves in the street. Very strange. No other yard on either side of us was clean, nor across the street either. Did someone get that far before realizing they were at the wrong house on the wrong street? Is it like those wash your windshield shakedowns at intersections, is someone going to knock on our door tomorrow and want $20?
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If you have small children it may be best if you don’t let them check the mail for the next few weeks, unless of course, unlike me, you don’t think this year’s Christmas Nutcrackers Stamps are creepy.
We went out this afternoon and cleaned the rest of the leaves off the driveway and sidewalks and such. Afterward I pulled the car out of the garage and gave it a washing. It was pretty dirty from the rains of a couple weeks ago and the drenching it got last Saturday on the trip back from HHI. Maybe tomorrow I’ll pull it back out and give it a wax.
For the first time in a while we went for a bike ride today. At first we were going to ride our single bikes this afternoon, but changed it to the tandem tonight. We went out around 7 PM when it was fully dark and cruised a couple neighborhoods looking at Christmas lights.
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We almost didn’t go out at all today, except for me walking into the front yard early to get the paper.
We threatened a walk in the woods…
But didn’t. The picture above is from yesterday’s running around, the photo is not the best as I only had time to take 3 shots before he hid on me and plus I was using the digital zoom to get close.
Finally around three o’clock I decided to back the Emperor out of the garage and wax him. With me out of her hair Donna got down to writing out most of the rest of the Christmas cards. When I was done waxing I put the MAZDA & MIATA badges back on the car, it was easier than having to get the wax residue out of the little holes in the bumper. In the fading daylight we took a short drive around town to naturally blow off the rest of the wax dust that had adhered to the car due to the static charge created by rubbing a cotton cloth on a metal object in low humidity air. We mailed the Christmas cards, so go ahead and wait by your mailbox.
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Episode 9 of Season 3 is number 56 of 82 and is a Jack episode. In the off-island flash back we see him vacationing in Thailand where he meets a mysterious (is there any other kind on this show?) local woman who helps him fly a kite, has sex with him, looks into his soul and she tells him he is a leader and a great man, but this makes him lonely, frightened, and angry and he makes her tattoo Chinese characters on his arm to that effect.
On island he strikes a bargain with Ben that he will help doctor his now infected back to prevent further damage he is prevents Juliet from being executed for killing someone while helping Sawyer and Kate escape. One of he others who speaks Chinese tells Jack his tattoo means, “He walks amongst us, but he is not one of us.”
We have been watching a British TV show called William & Mary. Cute little show that is about a widower with two kids that meets a single mom with two kids through a dating service. They have a complicated life full of mirth and pathos, partly because he is a mortician and she is a midwife, party because all the kids are teen aged and partly because, well that’s life.
Netflix has 3 discs available with 4 episodes on each which encompasses 2 seasons. They don’t call them seasons tough, kind of hard to when there are only 6 episodes for each one. They call them series. Trouble is the all that is available from Netflix is Series 1 and 2, not the third and final one, you can get it in England though. I could buy it and have it shipped here, but $30 seems a bit much to spend for something that I will have to rip to remove the region coding and rerecord to a DVD to watch it here. May still do it…
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The number 57 is my favorite number and episode 57 of 82 has to be my favorite LOST episode. And that is partly because my favorite character is Hurley and this episode is about him. The first thing we get is a flashback that shows Hurley suffers from the same fate as most our our survivors do, father issues, to wit, he leaves him and his mother at an early age. Off-island we get a bribed psychic and a meteor destroying a fast food restaurant.
While on-island Hurley, with Vincent the dog’s help, discovers an overturned VW van leftover from Dharma. The van’s mummified driver is removed, along with some flat, warm Dharma beer, and Hurley tries to start it — no go, dead battery. But with Charlie riding shotgun, he get Sawyer and Jin to push them down a steep hill to get the van started. It does, and when it does, the 8-track player does too and Three Dog Night’s Shambala blasts from the speakers.
Believe it or not this is a modified Miata. An enterprising Japanese firm has created this Morgan inspired conversion of a 3rd generation MX-5. You can see it in the interior and the doors. There are a bunch more photos of the $50,000 Himiko (along with links to a couple more interesting cars made by the same company) over on the Jalopnik post where I stumbled on this.
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Episode 58 of 82 is jammed full of excitement on-island. Hurley whoops up on Sawyer in a game of ping pong and because he lost he can’t use his trademark nicknames when talking to or about the rest of the survivors. Elsewhere a cowbell leads Sayid, Kate and Locke to a new Dharma station, the Flame. The Flame is run by the man with an eye patch, Mikhail and we get Sayid shot in the arm, fist fights between Mikhail and Sayid, Kate and an Other, Ms. Klugh, in the basement, Locke playing chess aganst a coupter and finally a giant ass explosion.
The off island Sayid flashback seemed almost an afterthought to add drama and plot to the on island shenanigans at the Flame Station with some help from a creepy cat.
Just about 5 miles outside the touristy St. Augustine, Florida the Emperor passed by 85,000 miles. We stopped in for a brief visit and all those ubiquitous trolleys were nearly empty of tourists. We parked in the lot of the Fountain of Youth, but were too cheap to spend the $7.50 each to get in, so we asked for a tourist map of the town so we could find our way around. We parked at the visitor’s center and the next place we were too cheap to pay admission ($6 ea.) into was the famous Castillo de San Marcos. We did take the walk all the way around the perimeter of the fort and that was good enough for us.
We then wandered the old city and almost didn’t need to eat lunch as a couple of the restaurants had people handing out free samples to entice us into eating there. The pizza nearly had us, but we ended up at Casa Maya and we’re glad we did, the food was fantastic.
Tonight we are staying at the Longboard Inn, a B&B in New Smyrna Beach (I wonder where the old one went?) It is only a few dollars more expensive compared to the Holiday Inn Express outside of Savannah we stayed at last night, but the breakfast will be leaps and bounds better (cinnamon bun excepted.)
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(59/82) Claire-centric. In the off island flashbacks we learn that her mother was left in a vegetative state from a car accident she caused. Her mother gets an American doctor as a visitor who shocks Claire by telling her he is her father (of whom her mother has told her is dead.) The audience gets shocked to realize that the American doctor is none other than Christian Sheppard, making Claire and Jack half brother and sister.
On island Claire concocts a harebrained plan to the catch a migratory bird and attach a message to it to facilitate their rescue. Desmond initially tries to prevent this because he needs to prevent Charlie’s death, but eventually Desmond captures a bird, alone, for her to use. The bird looks suspiciously like a plain ol’ seagull.
I found Claire in her Australian Goth Period with the dark hair much more attractive than her on island blonde hair.
Red sky at night, sailor’s delight. Red sky in morning, sailor’s take warning. This picture of the sunrise behind the south causeway bridge in New Smyrna Beach foretold the storms that traveled across Florida today. On our drive down to Palm City we managed to stay ahead of the heavy rains and even got to drive the first 30 or so miles with the top down.
We did get wet pretty good this afternoon after we got to Donna’s sister’s place. To kill a couple hours Sandy took us for a drive around to see some local sights. When we walked out to the beach near the Hutchinson Island Marriott Resort (where this picture was taken) and stood for a few seconds admiring the surf, the rain started to come down. We were less than 50 yards from the car and by the time we got back in it we were pretty wet. My back seat companion, Desdemona, decided to dry herself off by rubbing her face along the side and back of my shirt while I sat there. Don’t worry, my wife was in the front seat and thought it was fine, Desi is Sandy’s dog.
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Number 60 of the 82 episodes of TDTVS so far’s main protagonist is John Locke.
Off island we see him reluctantly reunited from his con man father who “stole” his kidney a while back. John’s father is conning a woman and her son finds John to get him to help spoil the plan. As usual John is powerless to stop dear old dad and as a consequence of his actions gets tossed out an eight story building, breaking his back which is how he ended up in the wheelchair.
When he started out with Sayid and Kate their goal was to rescue Jack from the Others, but some time after their visit to the Flame Station it changed drastically. A liberated package of C4 is put to “good” use in blowing up the Others link to the outside world, a small submarine.
One of the best bits of dialog on the show ever comes from this episode. Locke is in Ben’s cabin holding Ben’s daughter Alex hostage, when unexpectedly, a group of Ben’s friends show up. Locke takes Alex into a closet. Richard Alpert comes into view and Ben says, “I want you to bring me the man from Tallahassee.” After Tom leaves and Locke and Alex emerge from the closet, Locke asks about the man from Tallahassee and asks if that is a codeword. Ben replies that they have no secret codes, although perhaps they should have one for “a man with a gun is holding my daughter hostage in the closet”.
Breakfast was in Stuart, Florida with Donna’s sister, her husband and his mother. Their traditional Saturday morning breakfast is eaten out at a cool little place called the Sunset Diner. We got them to deviate from normal today, first by eating with us and secondly by doing it an hour earlier so we could start our trip back. Felt a little weird ordering the Sunset Breakfast, but I managed to eat the two pancakes, two eggs and two sausage links (I gave Donna the two bacon strips.)
If you tell Google Maps you want to go from Stuart, FL to Aiken, SC it will tell you that it is 505 miles following a route of I-95 until you get just inside South Carolina, then take US321 to US278 and it should take you less than 8–1/2 hours (that is kinda the way we went down, but for some reason it took us almost 2 days.) We despise I-95 because it is usually very busy (it is the shortest way north to south) and are willing to go to great lengths to avoid it. We took the Florida Turnpike diagonally northwest towards Ocala, joined up with I-75 to Lake City where we had lunch. We split 3 Krystals, 3 Krystal Chicks and a side salad.
Just north of I-10 we got off the Interstate and Donna guided us on a mixture of county roads, state highways and US highways to home. Through White Springs & Benton, Florida. Through Fargo, Homerville, Argyle, Waycross, Blackshear, Surrency, Glennville and Claxton (fruitcake anyone?) before we stopped in Statesboro, GA for dinner at JaMaN Caribbean Cafe for dinner. I had the Jerk Pork with Black Beans and Rice, Donna had the Chick Pea Soup.
From Statesboro we kept north on US301 through Sylvania and into South Carolina. From there we took the ol’ familiar route home of SC3 to SC125 through the bomb plant and up Whiskey Road. If you plot the way we went using Google maps it will tell you it is a little over 600 miles and should take 12 and a half hours. I didn’t keep track of the miles, but the clock was dead on as we left Florida around 9:00 AM and we pulled into our driveway about twenty after nine at night.
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Last Monday night Donna and I raked up the front yard. We usually do it on Sunday or Monday because the city comes around and picks up the yard waste the same day as the trash, which in our case is Tuesday. Judging by the leaves left on the trees we still had at least a couple more rounds of raking to go before this season was over.
On last Wednesday a line of thunderstorms passed across the southeast, which we fortunately dodged on the drive down to Florida, but unfortunately it knocked a ton of leaves off the trees in the Aiken area. When we pulled into the driveway last night I felt lucky to be able to pick it out from the rest of the yard, there was a thick blanket of fallen leaves covering everything. So today Donna and I raked the leaves up in the front yard again. The only upside to this is that the storm knocked nearly every remaining leaf off the trees, so we may not have to do this again.
At least not in the front yard…
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A woman comes home and tells her husband, “Remember those headaches I have been having all these years? Well, they’re gone.”
“No more headaches?” the husband asks,” What happened?”
His wife replies,” Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat, I do not have a headache, I do not have a headache, I do not have a headache.”
“It worked! The headaches are all gone.” His wife then adds, “You know, you haven’t been exactly a ball of fire in the bedroom these last few years. Why don’t you go see the hypnotist and see if he can do anything for that?”
The husband agrees to try it.
Following his appointment, the husband comes home, rips off his clothes, picks up his wife and carries her into the bedroom. He puts her on the bed and says, “Don’t move, I’ll be right back.”
He goes into the bathroom and comes back a few minutes later and jumps into bed and makes passionate love to his wife like never before.
His wife says, “Boy, that was wonderful!”
The husband says, “Don’t move! I’ll be right back.”
He goes back into the bathroom, comes back, and round two was even better than the first time. The wife sits up and her head is spinning.
Her husband again says, “Don’t move, I’ll be right back.” With that, he goes back in the bathroom.
This time, his wife quietly follows him and there, in the bathroom, she sees him standing at the mirror and saying, “She’s not my wife. She’s not my wife. She’s not my wife!”
Episode 61 of 82 was kind of a departure as we have a show centered around characters that first appeared as background characters in Season 3. And I have to speculate that from the very beginning of the season the writers knew they were going to do this show. To make us believe that Nikki and Paulo have been around for the whole show their on island flashbacks include them in several re shot scenes from each of the previous seasons. In the end they get buried alive because the survivors think they are dead when they are really just paralized by a bite from the Latrodectus Regina, a fictitious Medusa Spider.
Got my letter from the Doctor today. Now I just have to remember to drink it slow.
In spite of my washing the car just 8 days ago, the Emperor got another washing tonight. Had to clean the Florida off him.
There are now two Miatas in the parking lot at work. The Assembly Engineering Supervisor finally pulled the trigger. He really liked the new body style Miatas when they came out in 2005 and has talked about getting one since 2006. Last week he found one he just had to have, a 2006 Grand Touring model in silver with black interior that had 45,000 miles on it.
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This was episode fifteen of season three meaning we are about 3/4 of the way through its 22 episodes. It was also episode 62 of 82 meaning we are about three quarters of the way through all 4 seasons.
On island Kate wakes up in the woods handcuffed to Juliet and in their little adventure they are drenched in a downpour, have a wrestling match and fall into a mud puddle while avoiding the smoke monster not once, but twice. Loce has disappeared with the Others and in the end Jack, Kate ans Sayid are reunited and head back to the beach camp. Much to the chagrin of kate and Sayid, Jack insists the they take Juliet along.
The off island flashback shows Kate trying to contact her mother to find out why she turned her into the Feds. She gets unexpected help from another woman, who unbeknown to her was conned by Sawyer and is carrying his child. Unfortunately for Kate, mom loved her abusive husband, so when Kate thought she was protecting her from him by torching the house he lay passed out in, she was really hurting her.
On our trip down I-95 in Florida on last Thursday I saw a most interesting car. I was in the center of the three lanes when I noticed a small black sedan with dark tinted windows approaching fast. In the center of the grill was a shiny oval badge with a large L in the center. The car was a Lexus. It looked smaller than their smallest cars the IS and as it passed by I didn’t recognize it. Now I’m a car guy, I read practically every major car magazine and check AutoBlog every day, so if Lexus has a car below the IS I would known about it. Once the car was past me I could see the back of the car and right there on the left of the trunk was a chrome Lexus badge, in the center of the rear panel was another oval Lexus logo where they were supposed to be. On the right side of the trunk was the clincher, a chrome IS250. A neighbor used to have an IS250 and this was definitely not one.
I wasn’t real sure what it was, but I had an idea and it was confirmed after I had internet access, it was a Toyota Yaris sedan. Props to the owner for a nearly thoroughly convincing job, he even stayed in the family so to speak. If he had just combined two badges on the back to give the car two letters that weren’t on a known model, like say IC250, I might have actually though I spotted a prototype.
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Sixty-three of eighty-two was a Juliet episode where we find out how she gets to the island (via the now blown up submarine) and her failure to accomplish what she was recruited for (fix the fact that the island women die during pregnancy.) She arrives back at the Losties beach and faces an inquisition about her “otherness” which she won’t answer. New mother Claire falls ill and Juliet conveniently knows how to help her. In the final scenes we she that it is too convenient as it is all a set up orchestrated by Ben to help her be accepted, not an “Other”, but as Jack tells her, “You’re one of us.”
In my email today I received a politically incorrect Ghetto version of Clement Moore’s ‘Twas The Night Before Christmas. I decided to reply with a different version and a quick Googling led me to just the right one. Yesterday I had read a very legal version over on The Rambling Photos Of A Life Lived. I know somebody over on Miata.net made up a Miata themed one that I though about posting here, but I’ll probably wait until next Wednesday for that if I do it.
All this got me thinking about how it seems that just about every segment of the population has it’s own variation. Turns out a fellow named Matthew Monroe collected as many as he could find back a couple years ago and came up with 849 (and that doesn’t include the ghetto or Miata versions.) Find your favorite to pass amongst yourselves HERE.
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Will you still need Desmond, will you still feed Desmond, when it’s episode sixty-four?
Off island, Desmond is in a monastery, but just as he is getting the hang of it, he gets punched by the brother of the woman he left at the alter to become a monk, he get drunk on the monks wine and gets fired. As he is leaving the monastery he bumps into a beautiful woman who needs a litle help, sparks fly. Her name? Penny.
On island he has this elaborate future vision that involves someone parachuting on the island and Charlie getting an arrow in the throat. He is sure that the person who lands on the island is Penny, his long lost love and to have his vision come true he thinks that all the flashes he sees must be allowed to happen, including the arrow in the throat. In the end he saves Charlie and the parachutist isn’t Penny. Related?
According to a college student I know, carbon monoxide is a dangerous gas because it displaces oxygen, is odorless, tasteless and sightless.
The gift from my Roadsterchat Secret Santa arrived today and it came all the way from Switzerland (not the one in South Carolina either.)
The gift from my Regions Bank (née AmSouth) Secret Santa arrived day before yesterday, the title to the Emperor.
I can imagine the tiny little gas molecules with their tiny little hands feeling their way into my lungs…
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The title of episode 65 (of 82) is an abbreviation for Date Of Conception and it centers around the pregnant Sun. Did she conceive the baby off island with her extramarital lover or did she conceive on island with the previously sterile husband Jin. Juliet on the spot sees another chance to help out and volunteers to do an ultrasound to find out just when Sun’s baby was conceived.
The off island flashback concerns Sun being blackmailed by a woman or she will reveal something that will cause Jin great shame. He has told Sun that his parents are dead, but she manages to track down his father, a poor fisherman from a remote village (pictured above, who looks like he has a hell of a dental plan) and will that might seem shameful, what the father reveals is even worse, his mother “had been with many men.” She of course pays off he blackmailer who it turns out is Jin’s mother.
While we were riding the tandem to work this morning I saw something or thought of something that I should blog about tonight. Of course I didn’t write it down. On the way home from work the same idea reoccurred, once again I didn’t write it down, so you won’t get to read about it.
It’s holiday time, so there are goodies around practically every corner at work and because I have no self control, I eat something each time I pass something. On Tuesday I started keeping track of all the handfuls of whatnot I consumed, retroactive to Monday, with the though of blogging about that today, but after writing it all down the totals weren’t nearly as spectacular sounding as I imagined, so I scratched that idea.
Even though they play the song That Thing You Do about 10 times in the 1–3/4 hours the movie runs, I still like watching it. And I did again tonight.
One of Ron White’s bits contains this quote: “…once you’ve seen one woman naked, you… wanna see the rest of ‘em naked.” I’m not sure what he’d think of these women, or these…
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It isn’t feeling like Christmas around here, the past 4 days it has been in the middle to upper 70’s which is about 15 degrees above normal. A front is passing through tonight which will bring cold weather, for a day, then it creeps back up so that by Christmas Day it will be back in the 70’s.
This morning when we got in the car to head off to the woods for a nice little hike, I looked down at the odometer and it was square on eighty-six thousand miles. Because we rode our bike on Friday it must have turned over to that mark as I pulled into the garage on Thursday after work.
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In the continuing quest for another TV series to start watching, this weekend we auditioned NUMB3RS. Almost. I like most of the actors in the show, separately, but for some reason not together. Did they cast the the super smart mathematician first and then start thinking about who should play his father? One of the producers said I have the perfect person, remember the movie Independence Day? Didn’t Jeff Goldblum play a math genius? Get that guy who played his dad. Did he have a father in those dinosaur movies?
I found the cases, so far, interesting, but, and I know they only have 41 minutes to do it in, the investigative procedures seem to take giant leaps only in the right direction.
And for a show that deals with math and logic why, oh why, would they number the four shows on disc one of season one: 101, 103, 104 & 105?
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Number 66 of 82 is Locke-centric that involve short range flashbacks that don’t involve leaving the island. Ben tells Locke that to be really free he needs to kill his father, but he can’t. Fortunately, the Others have files on every 815 survivor and it just so happens that there is someone who has a motive to do the job for Locke. Turns out Lockes’s father is the very same man who conned Sawyer’s parents when he was a kid leading to their murder suicide.
The engineer in the cube across from me is working on something for the company’s web site that will allow customers to specially configure the valve they want. Right now you can buy stock valves from the site, but you have to know what you want, this new way will walk you through getting the right product for the right application. Internally this thing is referred to as the configurator, I’m sure marketing will coin some fancier term for it later. He is working with an outside vendor that is doing all the programing and they are not too prompt with their updates and corrections.
This morning I heard him discussing his woes dealing with the programmers and the configurator with another engineer in NJ, when I heard him say, “It never gives you the same answer twice.” Maybe this program has a mind of its own and it gives a different answer depending on its mood.
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(67/82) Except for the first couple of minutes where we witness a mother dying in childbirth, this episode takes place entirely on island. In flashbacks we meet a young Ben in his early days as a member of the Dharma Initiative. As with nearly all our main characters, Ben has daddy issues, so much so that he arranges to be the one to actually kill him when the original inhabitants of the island rise up and purge Dharma from their home. In current island time Ben takes Locke to an old cabin in the woods that is home to the only person that Ben answers to, the mysterious Jacob. At first Locke can’t see anyone, but he hears him and then gets a flash of a person in the previously silent and empty chair.
Even if you have forgotten about my cholesteral, my doctor hasn’t. As you can see from the most recent numbers I’m pretty much OK.
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Chol |
HDL |
LDL |
Trig |
| Goal |
<200 |
>31 |
<100 |
30–150 |
| 12/15/08 |
167 |
41 |
92 |
171 |
| 03/21/08 |
164 |
37 |
104 |
115 |
| 12/12/07 |
175 |
38 |
104 |
165 |
| 07/17/07 |
185 |
36 |
117 |
162 |
| 03/05/07 |
195 |
39 |
123 |
167 |
| 09/19/06 |
167 |
37 |
103 |
135 |
| 04/06/06 |
168 |
37 |
106 |
126 |
| 12/08/05 |
182 |
35 |
120 |
137 |
| 07/28/05 |
177 |
30 |
113 |
169 |
| 06/17/05 |
164 |
31 |
85 |
238 |
| 05/06/05 |
174 |
27 |
108 |
194 |
| 01/10/05 |
176 |
33 |
110 |
167 |
| 09/21/04 |
209 |
24 |
131 |
271 |
But it sure was a good thing they took blood early last Monday before last week’s high fat, high calorie snack overloading (which by the way has continued unabated these last two days) because I would be willing to bet my current numbers are a lot higher.
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Randy over on A Voice Wandering In The City asked what your favorite “unusual” Christmas song is and here is mine, Somebody Stole My Santa Claus Suit by the Christmas Jug Band.
Somebody stole my Santa Claus suit.
Somebody ripped off my beard, hat and boots.
Some little fatso is all dressed in red.
He even had the gall to swipe the pillow off my bed.
Now what’s my kids going to think,
If Santas a no-show, well boy, they’ll raise a stink.
But, deck the halls and what the hell,
I still got my jingle bell.
So sucker you can keep the suit,
’Cause frankly, I don’t give hoot.
Somebody stole my Santa Claus suit.
Somebody ripped off my beard, hat and boots.
Some little fatso is all dressed in red.
He even had the gall to swipe the pillow off my bed.
Now what’s my kids going to think,
If Santas a no-show, well boy, they’ll raise a stink.
But, deck the halls and what the hell,
I still got my jingle bell.
So sucker you can keep the suit,
’Cause frankly, I don’t give hoot.
But, where oh where is my Santa Claus suit?
That get-up set me back a bundle of loot.
The beard alone was four ninety-eight.
The box it came in was an antique orange crate.
Some body took the whole shabang.
If I find that rolly-polly mother, he’s going to hang.
But gee, I guess that’s no way to be.
He might do some good with it and all, thanks to me.
So sucker you can keep the suit,
’Cause frankly, I don’t give hoot.
MP3
Sixty-eight of eighty-two is Charlie-centric and the title comes something he is told by a newcomer to the island (parachuted on after her helicopter crashes.) Naomi tells him that his old band put out a Greatest Hits album after he “died” in the crash of Flight 815. It also comes from a list he makes of the 5 greatest things that have happened to him so far after he volunteers for a possible suicide mission to shut off a jammer in an underwater Dharma station.
Tuesday we went to the local Movie Gallery to rent some flicks for watching over this 4 day weekend. We picked out 5: Kabluey, In Bruges, This Christmas, Adrift in Manhattan and Bonneville. We were off early today and TNT was showing The Bourne Supremacy, the second in the trilogy, so we watched it and then instead of watching one of our 5 rentals we dug into our own collection and watched the third installment, The Bourne Ultimatum.
Tomorrow for your Christmas gift from me to you, I’ll post a picture of my right knee. Plus I still owe a post on why we stay in Bed & Breakfasts and for Friday, December 12th from our Florida trip.
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Episode 69 of 82 is the Season 3 two hour finale. It is listed as two separate episodes on the DVD, but it was shown on TV as one long show, so it counts as just one. It is Jack centric and off island he appears with a full beard and is distraught to near suicide by his drinking, pain pill addiction and an obituary he finds in a newspaper. When he visits the funeral home for the viewing he enters a room full of empty chairs with a coffin. The funeral director appears and tells him is the only person to show up, is he friend or family? To which Jack answers, “Neither.” On island he leads all but three of the Losties to a radio tower so they can call for rescue. Those 3 are left behind to ambush a team of Others who are coming to kidnap the women, especially Sun who is pregnant. The ambush almost works, but is finished up by a returning Hurley, Sawyer and Juliet.
For the satellite phone to work they need two things to happen, the French Chick’s radio signal must be shut down at the tower and the Other’s jamming station needs to be disabled.Ben intercepts the Losties and tries to manipulate Jack into not calling for rescue, but it just earns him a fist beating. Charlie and Desmond are tasked with turning off the jamming. Charlie knows it is a suicide mission for him because of Desmond’s ability to see the future and sure enough it works out that way, but not before Charlie realizes that maybe the rescue boat is not that after all. The show ends off island with Jack meeting Kate at an airport where he tells her, “We should have never left, we have to go back.” Those tricky producers, instead of the off island scenes being flashbacks they were flashforwards.
I thought I was through with my Christmas gifts, but after yesterday morning, turns out I needed 2 more.
The Cateye LED headlight we bought a couple months ago does a decent job of lighting the road in a 4 foot diameter circle about 20 yards ahead of the bicycle. That, along with the ailing Nite Hawk incandescent headlight filling in the gap between the front tire and the LED spot, forward travel is pretty well illuminated. But turning corners is tricky because the lights are on the handlebars, they only see what’s around the corner once the bike is actually turned.
Yesterday morning about two miles into our 6–1/4 trip to work I turned onto a street that turned out to to be covered with leaves. Because of the lighting setup I didn’t know there were leaves there until we were crossing over them. Coasting at about 10–12 miles an hour the front tire slipped out from under me. Before I could even get out the O in OH SHIT, we were down and skidding to a stop on the ground. What took the brunt of the impact was the right front pannier that was loaded with my clothes and I think that saved both of us from a rougher landing. We got up, checked for any serious damage to us or the bike, I reattached the pannier and we pedaled slowly up the street. Because we less than half way to work we opted to turn around, pedal home and then drive the car in.
The bike appears fine except for scrapes on the right pedals and the tape on the right side of the handlebars where they skidded on the pavement. The attachment hook on that right front pannier needed to be rebent back into its natural shape. The captain has some road rash on the right knee that makes wearing pants uncomfortable, a sore left thigh that probably got poked with the handlebar and a tender right wrist from hitting who knows what. The stoker got a small cut on her right leg and a fairly sore shoulder. Both probably have bruises that will materialize in a couple days.
The right knee of my tights was shredded in the fall so I had to order a set online today. I also ordered another LED headlight, but this one has a helmet light so that I can aim it around corners by looking that way so as to avoid nasty surprises like yesterday.
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The first show of Season 4 is number 70 with an even dozen left to go. We will finish watching all the previous shows a week and a day before Season 5 starts. It would have been perfect, finishing up the day before, had ABC not moved the season premier on me.
This flashforward (which becomes the theme for this season) concerns Hurley and the fact that he keeps seeing his dead friend Charlie from the island. Charlie has something to tell Hurley, but Hurley doesn’t want to hear it, he has to go back to the island.
Real time on the island the Losties split into two factions, most follow Jack in his quest to get everyone rescued by the people on the freighter off shore. While some choose to follow Locke to the Others old home, the Barracks, in an effort to avoid the freighter folks because, they like Ben, think that they are coming to kill everyone.
Donna and I headed out sort of early this morning to hit the stores and do some Christmas shopping — for next year.
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I used to do it every year, but have slacked off the last couple. Lazy, I guess. But today I went ahead and did it. Formatted C: and fresh installed XP. Went fairly smoothly, but after chastising a co worker who recently reformatted C: for forgetting to save his Favorites, I remembered that, but for got the more important Firefox Bookmarks file. DOH!
I did have a copy on the laptop that was fairly recent and I’ve combined it with the older Favorites files and stirred them together, so now I’m busy deleting duplicates. To prevent this in the future I have signed up for Foxmarks, an add-on for Firefox that syncs and backs up bookmarks.
I walked to the end of the driveway and got the paper this morning and Donna walked to the end of the driveway this afternoon and got the mail, other than that we haven’t left the building.
We have finished all five movies we rented and Hancock which came in a red envelope yesterday. We only watched 2 episodes of Weeds which came yesterday too, but the disc went back in the envelope with the remaining four episodes unwatched.
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Miata Top Transitions since 10/24/08: 82
The fog and drizzle of the past 3 days finally cleared and we got in a nice couple mile walk in Hitchcock Woods this morning before the light rain returned. The day was overcast and with all the leaves of the trees the woods seemed flat, no contrast, so I manipulated the image some (better? maybe?) and when the sun did poke out for a while I discovered that two layers of t-shirts and jeans was overdressed. Could have got by on one layer and shorts.
You can tell the end of the year over eating season is over by the amount of flatten your belly schemes are being advertised on TV.
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Confirmed Dead
The Economist

Eggtown
We just got through watching Monday, Tuesday & Wednesday’s episodes, numbers 71, 72 & 73 mainly to appease my wife who sort of graciously allowed me to watch a half dozen or so episodes of House on the USA network.
The Constant
The Other Woman
We watched Episodes 74 & 75 of 82 tonight, so technically we’ve watched this whole week’s worth of shows already and the rate of two a night we will be through with Season 4 by Friday and Season 5 doesn’t start until almost 3 weeks after that.
Episode #74, The Constant, took place on Christmas Eve in Lost time, missed it by 5 days. When we started rewatching them from the beginning, I started on a Monday with the shows spaced so that we would finish up a couple days before the next season started, maybe I should have scheduled them to line up with island time, Season 1 started on September 22, 2004 and Season 4 ends on New Year’s Eve 2004. Maybe next year (as long as when Ben moved the island in time he just jumped exactly in years and didn’t shift days.)
It is almost a good thing because I have really wanted to stop writing the little episode synopsizes, because Season 4 is where the show got far out there (if that was even possible for this show that has been water skiing around a school of sharks looking for a ramp ever since the get go.) The season’s arc was intriguing, we find out that six people got rescued and we find out early on who five of them are (turns out we knew the sixth, but the producers were being cagey) and through out the episodes we see those 5 people scattered amongst several separate locations and circumstances and they are only brought together in the season finale. But several of the goings on leading up to the rescue are like jigsaw puzzle pieces that look like they came from a different puzzle.
We took the tandem out for a couple three miles as a sort of a shakedown cruise for it and us. Things worked well, mechanical and physical, and if the helmet mounted lamp arrives tomorrow as planned we are going to ride the bike to work on New Year’s Eve.
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Ji Yeon
Meet Kevin Johnson
Watched two more episodes tonight, numbers 76 & 77 of 82. In the first Ji Yeon the producers got tricky on us. We see Sun giving birth to her baby off island (the show’s title is the new born daughter’s name) and we see Jin, her husband rushing around off island frantically buying a giant stuffed panda and trying to get to the hospital. We are so used to flashforwards in Season 4 that we assume these are taking place together, but in the end we find out that Sun is a member of the Oceanic 6 and is a flashforward to post rescue while Jin is really in flashback and he didn’t get rescued, Hurley, Sun and Ji Yeon visit his grave.
In the second show we find out that Kevin Johnson is in reality Michael who left the island with his son Walt at the end of Season 2. He was my least favorite character and I would have really liked to see him shoot himself, but even though he tries, it won’t happen, he can’t die yet. The “island” won’t let him, whatever that means.
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The Shape Of Things To Come
Something Nice Back Home

Cabin Fever

There’s No Place Like Home (Part 1)

There’s No Place Like Home (Part 2)
What the heck, just finished watching the last 5 episodes of Season 4, gonna have to twiddle our thumbs for the next three weeks until Season 5 starts. I just love the photo from Cabin Fever, looks like TDTVS and TDTVS2 had a crossover episode…
For your marathon pleasure I have once again created a Best of the Year page which includes my favorite post for each month. Some months the pickings were slim and others were chock full of picks, but I stuck with one per — Best of 2008.
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