Sturgeon’s Law

Ninety per­cent of every­thing is crap.


Derived from a quote by sci­ence fic­tion author Theodore Stur­geon, who once said, “Sure, 90% of sci­ence fic­tion is crud. That’s because 90% of every­thing is crud.” Oddly, when Sturgeon’s Law is cited, the final word is almost invari­ably changed to ‘crap’.

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Every Man for Himself

Episode 51 of 82 finds Sawyer in the past, con­ning a con­vict to get his sen­tence shorted, that he is serv­ing for a failed con on a woman, who vis­its him in the slam­mer to say they have a child together (is this her try­ing to con him?) Sawyer in the present is still a con­vict of sorts (he and Kate are still locked in sep­a­rate cages) and his attempted con to aid an escape fails, lead­ing to him being on the receiv­ing end of con.

I’m A Secret Santa

The Engi­neer­ing Depart­ment at ASCO has decided to adopt a needy kid from a list pro­vided by Help­ing Hands through our HR Depart­ment. There were 6 kids on the list given to our com­pany and each child had made out a wish list, plus we were pro­vided with sizes so clothes can be pur­chased too. Yes­ter­day we went to Wally World and bought a pair of sneak­ers and a foot­ball. Today we stopped at a book­store and bought a half dozen mystery/educational books.

I also signed up as a Secret Santa on Road­ster­Chat, a place I do a lot of lurk­ing and very lit­tle post­ing. I went and read up on some of the recent posts by my secret recip­i­ent and I know the place I’m going to shop, but I’m hav­ing a tough time nar­row­ing down just which “gift” to give.

And for those of you who have been naughty and not nice this year, you will really wish you got a lump of coal in your stock­ing instead of this cook­book: Nat­ural Har­vest– A Col­lec­tion of Semen-Based Recipes.

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Go Fly A Kite

A hus­band in his back yard is try­ing to fly a kite. He throws the kite up in the air, the wind catches it for a few sec­onds, then it comes crash­ing back down to earth. He tries this a few more times with no success.

All the while, his wife is watch­ing from the kitchen win­dow, mut­ter­ing to her­self how men need to be told how to do every­thing. She opens the win­dow and yells to her hus­band, “You need a piece of tail”

The man turns with a con­fused look on his face and says, “Make up your mind. Last night, you told me to go fly a kite.”

The Cost of Living

Fifty-two of eighty-two is Mr. Eko cen­tered. Off island flash­backs show him in his first days tak­ing over as priest from his now dead brother. The for­mer “bad man” has a very hard chang­ing ways when faced with the black mar­ket, med­i­cine and the “mili­tia” in his African vil­lage. On island in the present day he is still recov­er­ing from the effects of the hatch explo­sion and sees his brother in a vision. In the end he is killed by the mys­te­ri­ous black cloud. I’m ging to miss Mr. Eko, he was the most inter­est­ing char­ac­ter both on and off the island.

Sturgeon’s Law Re-Explained

Ninety per­cent of every­thing is crap.

Derived from a quote by sci­ence fic­tion author Theodore Stur­geon, who once said, “Sure, 90% of every­thing on the SciFi Chan­nel is crud. That’s because they are now show­ing wrestling and Mork & Mindy.” Oddly, when Sturgeon’s Law is cited, the final word is almost invari­ably changed to ‘crap’.

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I Do

Episode 53 of 82 cen­ters around Kate and cen­tral part in the on island love tri­an­gle of her, Jack & Sawyer. Kate is taken to where Jack is being held and tells him he has to oper­ate on Ben to save him or they will kill Sawyer. Jack refuses. She fig­ures out a way to climb out of her cage and breaks into Sawyer’s. They end up doing the deed, but Jack “hap­pens” to see them on a secu­rity cam­era. Think­ing that Kate cares for Sawyer he agrees to oper­ate to spare Sawyer after all. Very soap opera-ish episode in that regard.

In the off island flash­back Kate, or Mon­ica as she known here, falls in love with a cop named Kevin while still a fugi­tive and on the run. Our groom is played by none other than Cap­tain Tight­pants, Nathan Fil­lion from Fire­fly. In the end Mon­ica can’t really stay mar­ried, so she has to leave. She drugs Kevin’s iced tea and runs from him. I can only hope that the pro­duc­ers just thought of try­ing to work in a way for Kate to have the knock out drugs on her lips and kiss him, like Mal had Saf­fron do to him in the Fire­fly episode “Our Mrs. Reynolds”, before dis­miss­ing it.

Not In Portland

Num­ber 54 of 82 con­cerns how Juliet ended up on the island, she was recruited by a com­pany called Mit­te­los Bio­science that wants her for her fer­til­ity research, but as with all things Lost, that doesn’t end up exactly what she does. My favorite bit is where she tells the folks recruit­ing her that her hus­band would never agree to let her go, the only way that’ll hap­pen is if he gets hit by a bus. Guess what happens…

Holy Airbrush Batman

We are less than 7 weeks to the Sea­son Five pre­mier of TDTVS and ABC has started toss­ing out pro­mo­tional pho­tos. Here is one that shows all the main cast mem­bers. Where is Jin? Was he left off because he actu­ally did die on the freighter? None of the other main dead peo­ple are in there either (if you don’t count Locke who was in the cof­fin in the final scene of Sea­son Four), Chris­t­ian, Claire (of course there is some spec­u­la­tion that she isn’t actu­ally dead) and Charlie.

Here is the link to the full res­o­lu­tion image — clic­kee — just look at the faces, smooth as babies bottoms.

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Flashes Before Your Eyes

(55/82) This was con­sid­ered a odd depar­ture because we get a flash­back that hap­pens dur­ing a flash­back, but is it really? When Desmond turned the fail safe key and destroyed the hatch he was sent back 5 years ear­lier when he was dat­ing Penny. He can remem­ber some of the things that hap­pened, a sort of deja vu, and he stum­bles on Char­lie as a street musi­cian and remem­bers him from the island, but Char­lie doesn’t know him.

On island in the present Desmond can see the future, not all of it and not at will, but he gets ran­dom bits at ran­dom times. Right now he can see how Char­lie dies. He can pre­vent it, but the uni­verse will course cor­rect, and even­tu­ally it will happen.

Thanks, I Think?

When we got home from work tonight, we noticed that some­one had raked the front yard. Didn’t clean the dri­ve­way or do the small side strip on the other side of the dri­ve­way, just the front part. It is not much because about half the yard is land­scaped as a nat­ural area, but it would take a per­son a half hour or so to do the job. There was a nice neat pile of the raked leaves in the street. Very strange. No other yard on either side of us was clean, nor across the street either. Did some­one get that far before real­iz­ing they were at the wrong house on the wrong street? Is it like those wash your wind­shield shake­downs at inter­sec­tions, is some­one going to knock on our door tomor­row and want $20?

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Creepy Nutcracker

If you have small chil­dren it may be best if you don’t let them check the mail for the next few weeks, unless of course, unlike me, you don’t think this year’s Christ­mas Nut­crack­ers Stamps are creepy.

We went out this after­noon and cleaned the rest of the leaves off the dri­ve­way and side­walks and such. After­ward I pulled the car out of the garage and gave it a wash­ing. It was pretty dirty from the rains of a cou­ple weeks ago and the drench­ing it got last Sat­ur­day on the trip back from HHI. Maybe tomor­row I’ll pull it back out and give it a wax.

For the first time in a while we went for a bike ride today. At first we were going to ride our sin­gle bikes this after­noon, but changed it to the tan­dem tonight. We went out around 7 PM when it was fully dark and cruised a cou­ple neigh­bor­hoods look­ing at Christ­mas lights.

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Lazy Sunday

We almost didn’t go out at all today, except for me walk­ing into the front yard early to get the paper.

We threat­ened a walk in the woods…

But didn’t. The pic­ture above is from yesterday’s run­ning around, the photo is not the best as I only had time to take 3 shots before he hid on me and plus I was using the dig­i­tal zoom to get close.

Finally around three o’clock I decided to back the Emperor out of the garage and wax him. With me out of her hair Donna got down to writ­ing out most of the rest of the Christ­mas cards. When I was done wax­ing I put the MAZDA & MIATA badges back on the car, it was eas­ier than hav­ing to get the wax residue out of the lit­tle holes in the bumper. In the fad­ing day­light we took a short drive around town to nat­u­rally blow off the rest of the wax dust that had adhered to the car due to the sta­tic charge cre­ated by rub­bing a cot­ton cloth on a metal object in low humid­ity air. We mailed the Christ­mas cards, so go ahead and wait by your mailbox.

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Stranger in a Strange Land

Episode 9 of Sea­son 3 is num­ber 56 of 82 and is a Jack episode. In the off-island flash back we see him vaca­tion­ing in Thai­land where he meets a mys­te­ri­ous (is there any other kind on this show?) local woman who helps him fly a kite, has sex with him, looks into his soul and she tells him he is a leader and a great man, but this makes him lonely, fright­ened, and angry and he makes her tat­too Chi­nese char­ac­ters on his arm to that effect.

On island he strikes a bar­gain with Ben that he will help doc­tor his now infected back to pre­vent fur­ther dam­age he is pre­vents Juliet from being exe­cuted for killing some­one while help­ing Sawyer and Kate escape. One of he oth­ers who speaks Chi­nese tells Jack his tat­too means, “He walks amongst us, but he is not one of us.”

William & Mary

We have been watch­ing a British TV show called William & Mary. Cute lit­tle show that is about a wid­ower with two kids that meets a sin­gle mom with two kids through a dat­ing ser­vice. They have a com­pli­cated life full of mirth and pathos, partly because he is a mor­ti­cian and she is a mid­wife, party because all the kids are teen aged and partly because, well that’s life.

Net­flix has 3 discs avail­able with 4 episodes on each which encom­passes 2 sea­sons. They don’t call them sea­sons tough, kind of hard to when there are only 6 episodes for each one. They call them series. Trou­ble is the all that is avail­able from Net­flix is Series 1 and 2, not the third and final one, you can get it in Eng­land though. I could buy it and have it shipped here, but $30 seems a bit much to spend for some­thing that I will have to rip to remove the region cod­ing and rere­cord to a DVD to watch it here. May still do it…

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Tricia Tanaka is Dead

The num­ber 57 is my favorite num­ber and episode 57 of 82 has to be my favorite LOST episode. And that is partly because my favorite char­ac­ter is Hur­ley and this episode is about him. The first thing we get is a flash­back that shows Hur­ley suf­fers from the same fate as most our our sur­vivors do, father issues, to wit, he leaves him and his mother at an early age. Off-island we get a bribed psy­chic and a meteor destroy­ing a fast food restaurant.

While on-island Hur­ley, with Vin­cent the dog’s help, dis­cov­ers an over­turned VW van left­over from Dharma. The van’s mum­mi­fied dri­ver is removed, along with some flat, warm Dharma beer, and Hur­ley tries to start it — no go, dead bat­tery. But with Char­lie rid­ing shot­gun, he get Sawyer and Jin to push them down a steep hill to get the van started. It does, and when it does, the 8-track player does too and Three Dog Night’s Sham­bala blasts from the speakers.

Mitsuoka Himiko

Believe it or not this is a mod­i­fied Miata. An enter­pris­ing Japan­ese firm has cre­ated this Mor­gan inspired con­ver­sion of a 3rd gen­er­a­tion MX-5. You can see it in the inte­rior and the doors. There are a bunch more pho­tos of the $50,000 Himiko (along with links to a cou­ple more inter­est­ing cars made by the same com­pany) over on the Jalop­nik post where I stum­bled on this.

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Enter 77

Episode 58 of 82 is jammed full of excite­ment on-island. Hur­ley whoops up on Sawyer in a game of ping pong and because he lost he can’t use his trade­mark nick­names when talk­ing to or about the rest of the sur­vivors. Else­where a cow­bell leads Sayid, Kate and Locke to a new Dharma sta­tion, the Flame. The Flame is run by the man with an eye patch, Mikhail and we get Sayid shot in the arm, fist fights between Mikhail and Sayid, Kate and an Other, Ms. Klugh, in the base­ment, Locke play­ing chess aganst a coupter and finally a giant ass explosion.

The off island Sayid flash­back seemed almost an after­thought to add drama and plot to the on island shenani­gans at the Flame Sta­tion with some help from a creepy cat.

85,000 Tourist Trolleys

Just about 5 miles out­side the touristy St. Augus­tine, Florida the Emperor passed by 85,000 miles. We stopped in for a brief visit and all those ubiq­ui­tous trol­leys were nearly empty of tourists. We parked in the lot of the Foun­tain of Youth, but were too cheap to spend the $7.50 each to get in, so we asked for a tourist map of the town so we could find our way around. We parked at the visitor’s cen­ter and the next place we were too cheap to pay admis­sion ($6 ea.) into was the famous Castillo de San Mar­cos. We did take the walk all the way around the perime­ter of the fort and that was good enough for us.

We then wan­dered the old city and almost didn’t need to eat lunch as a cou­ple of the restau­rants had peo­ple hand­ing out free sam­ples to entice us into eat­ing there. The pizza nearly had us, but we ended up at Casa Maya and we’re glad we did, the food was fantastic.

Tonight we are stay­ing at the Long­board Inn, a B&B in New Smyrna Beach (I won­der where the old one went?) It is only a few dol­lars more expen­sive com­pared to the Hol­i­day Inn Express out­side of Savan­nah we stayed at last night, but the break­fast will be leaps and bounds bet­ter (cin­na­mon bun excepted.)

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Par Avion

(59/82) Claire-centric. In the off island flash­backs we learn that her mother was left in a veg­e­ta­tive state from a car acci­dent she caused. Her mother gets an Amer­i­can doc­tor as a vis­i­tor who shocks Claire by telling her he is her father (of whom her mother has told her is dead.) The audi­ence gets shocked to real­ize that the Amer­i­can doc­tor is none other than Chris­t­ian Shep­pard, mak­ing Claire and Jack half brother and sister.

On island Claire con­cocts a hare­brained plan to the catch a migra­tory bird and attach a mes­sage to it to facil­i­tate their res­cue. Desmond ini­tially tries to pre­vent this because he needs to pre­vent Charlie’s death, but even­tu­ally Desmond cap­tures a bird, alone, for her to use. The bird looks sus­pi­ciously like a plain ol’ seagull.

I found Claire in her Aus­tralian Goth Period with the dark hair much more attrac­tive than her on island blonde hair.

Rain Dodging

Red sky at night, sailor’s delight. Red sky in morn­ing, sailor’s take warn­ing. This pic­ture of the sun­rise behind the south cause­way bridge in New Smyrna Beach fore­told the storms that trav­eled across Florida today. On our drive down to Palm City we man­aged to stay ahead of the heavy rains and even got to drive the first 30 or so miles with the top down.

We did get wet pretty good this after­noon after we got to Donna’s sister’s place. To kill a cou­ple hours Sandy took us for a drive around to see some local sights. When we walked out to the beach near the Hutchin­son Island Mar­riott Resort‎ (where this pic­ture was taken) and stood for a few sec­onds admir­ing the surf, the rain started to come down. We were less than 50 yards from the car and by the time we got back in it we were pretty wet. My back seat com­pan­ion, Des­de­mona, decided to dry her­self off by rub­bing her face along the side and back of my shirt while I sat there. Don’t worry, my wife was in the front seat and thought it was fine, Desi is Sandy’s dog.

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The Man From Talahassee

Num­ber 60 of the 82 episodes of TDTVS so far’s main pro­tag­o­nist is John Locke.

Off island we see him reluc­tantly reunited from his con man father who “stole” his kid­ney a while back. John’s father is con­ning a woman and her son finds John to get him to help spoil the plan. As usual John is pow­er­less to stop dear old dad and as a con­se­quence of his actions gets tossed out an eight story build­ing, break­ing his back which is how he ended up in the wheelchair.

When he started out with Sayid and Kate their goal was to res­cue Jack from the Oth­ers, but some time after their visit to the Flame Sta­tion it changed dras­ti­cally. A lib­er­ated pack­age of C4 is put to “good” use in blow­ing up the Oth­ers link to the out­side world, a small submarine.

One of the best bits of dia­log on the show ever comes from this episode. Locke is in Ben’s cabin hold­ing Ben’s daugh­ter Alex hostage, when unex­pect­edly, a group of Ben’s friends show up. Locke takes Alex into a closet. Richard Alpert comes into view and Ben says, “I want you to bring me the man from Tal­la­has­see.” After Tom leaves and Locke and Alex emerge from the closet, Locke asks about the man from Tal­la­has­see and asks if that is a code­word. Ben replies that they have no secret codes, although per­haps they should have one for “a man with a gun is hold­ing my daugh­ter hostage in the closet”.

Home

Break­fast was in Stu­art, Florida with Donna’s sis­ter, her hus­band and his mother. Their tra­di­tional Sat­ur­day morn­ing break­fast is eaten out at a cool lit­tle place called the Sun­set Diner. We got them to devi­ate from nor­mal today, first by eat­ing with us and sec­ondly by doing it an hour ear­lier so we could start our trip back. Felt a lit­tle weird order­ing the Sun­set Break­fast, but I man­aged to eat the two pan­cakes, two eggs and two sausage links (I gave Donna the two bacon strips.)

If you tell Google Maps you want to go from Stu­art, FL to Aiken, SC it will tell you that it is 505 miles fol­low­ing a route of I-95 until you get just inside South Car­olina, then take US321 to US278 and it should take you less than 8–1/2 hours (that is kinda the way we went down, but for some rea­son it took us almost 2 days.) We despise I-95 because it is usu­ally very busy (it is the short­est way north to south) and are will­ing to go to great lengths to avoid it. We took the Florida Turn­pike diag­o­nally north­west towards Ocala, joined up with I-75 to Lake City where we had lunch. We split 3 Krys­tals, 3 Krys­tal Chicks and a side salad.

Just north of I-10 we got off the Inter­state and Donna guided us on a mix­ture of county roads, state high­ways and US high­ways to home. Through White Springs & Ben­ton, Florida. Through Fargo, Home­rville, Argyle, Way­cross, Black­s­hear, Sur­rency, Glen­nville and Clax­ton (fruit­cake any­one?) before we stopped in States­boro, GA for din­ner at JaMaN Caribbean Cafe for din­ner. I had the Jerk Pork with Black Beans and Rice, Donna had the Chick Pea Soup.

From States­boro we kept north on US301 through Syl­va­nia and into South Car­olina. From there we took the ol’ famil­iar route home of SC3 to SC125 through the bomb plant and up Whiskey Road. If you plot the way we went using Google maps it will tell you it is a lit­tle over 600 miles and should take 12 and a half hours. I didn’t keep track of the miles, but the clock was dead on as we left Florida around 9:00 AM and we pulled into our dri­ve­way about twenty after nine at night.

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Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 10/24/08: 68

Pelcan On A Post

Last Mon­day night Donna and I raked up the front yard. We usu­ally do it on Sun­day or Mon­day because the city comes around and picks up the yard waste the same day as the trash, which in our case is Tues­day. Judg­ing by the leaves left on the trees we still had at least a cou­ple more rounds of rak­ing to go before this sea­son was over.

On last Wednes­day a line of thun­der­storms passed across the south­east, which we for­tu­nately dodged on the drive down to Florida, but unfor­tu­nately it knocked a ton of leaves off the trees in the Aiken area. When we pulled into the dri­ve­way last night I felt lucky to be able to pick it out from the rest of the yard, there was a thick blan­ket of fallen leaves cov­er­ing every­thing. So today Donna and I raked the leaves up in the front yard again. The only upside to this is that the storm knocked nearly every remain­ing leaf off the trees, so we may not have to do this again.

At least not in the front yard…

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His Funeral Service Will Be Held On Saturday

A woman comes home and tells her hus­band, “Remem­ber those headaches I have been hav­ing all these years? Well, they’re gone.”

No more headaches?” the hus­band asks,” What happened?”

His wife replies,” Margie referred me to a hyp­no­tist. He told me to stand in front of a mir­ror, stare at myself and repeat, I do not have a headache, I do not have a headache, I do not have a headache.”

It worked! The headaches are all gone.” His wife then adds, “You know, you haven’t been exactly a ball of fire in the bed­room these last few years. Why don’t you go see the hyp­no­tist and see if he can do any­thing for that?”

The hus­band agrees to try it.

Fol­low­ing his appoint­ment, the hus­band comes home, rips off his clothes, picks up his wife and car­ries her into the bed­room. He puts her on the bed and says, “Don’t move, I’ll be right back.”

He goes into the bath­room and comes back a few min­utes later and jumps into bed and makes pas­sion­ate love to his wife like never before.

His wife says, “Boy, that was wonderful!”

The hus­band says, “Don’t move! I’ll be right back.”

He goes back into the bath­room, comes back, and round two was even bet­ter than the first time. The wife sits up and her head is spinning.

Her hus­band again says, “Don’t move, I’ll be right back.” With that, he goes back in the bathroom.

This time, his wife qui­etly fol­lows him and there, in the bath­room, she sees him stand­ing at the mir­ror and say­ing, “She’s not my wife. She’s not my wife. She’s not my wife!”

Expose

Episode 61 of 82 was kind of a depar­ture as we have a show cen­tered around char­ac­ters that first appeared as back­ground char­ac­ters in Sea­son 3. And I have to spec­u­late that from the very begin­ning of the sea­son the writ­ers knew they were going to do this show. To make us believe that Nikki and Paulo have been around for the whole show their on island flash­backs include them in sev­eral re shot scenes from each of the pre­vi­ous sea­sons. In the end they get buried alive because the sur­vivors think they are dead when they are really just par­al­ized by a bite from the Latrodec­tus Regina, a fic­ti­tious Medusa Spider.

Thanks Axl

Got my let­ter from the Doc­tor today. Now I just have to remem­ber to drink it slow.

In spite of my wash­ing the car just 8 days ago, the Emperor got another wash­ing tonight. Had to clean the Florida off him.

There are now two Miatas in the park­ing lot at work. The Assem­bly Engi­neer­ing Super­vi­sor finally pulled the trig­ger. He really liked the new body style Miatas when they came out in 2005 and has talked about get­ting one since 2006. Last week he found one he just had to have, a 2006 Grand Tour­ing model in sil­ver with black inte­rior that had 45,000 miles on it.

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Left Behind

This was episode fif­teen of sea­son three mean­ing we are about 3/4 of the way through its 22 episodes. It was also episode 62 of 82 mean­ing we are about three quar­ters of the way through all 4 seasons.

On island Kate wakes up in the woods hand­cuffed to Juliet and in their lit­tle adven­ture they are drenched in a down­pour, have a wrestling match and fall into a mud pud­dle while avoid­ing the smoke mon­ster not once, but twice. Loce has dis­ap­peared with the Oth­ers and in the end Jack, Kate ans Sayid are reunited and head back to the beach camp. Much to the cha­grin of kate and Sayid, Jack insists the they take Juliet along.

The off island flash­back shows Kate try­ing to con­tact her mother to find out why she turned her into the Feds. She gets unex­pected help from another woman, who unbe­known to her was conned by Sawyer and is car­ry­ing his child. Unfor­tu­nately for Kate, mom loved her abu­sive hus­band, so when Kate thought she was pro­tect­ing her from him by torch­ing the house he lay passed out in, she was really hurt­ing her.

Identity Crisis

On our trip down I-95 in Florida on last Thurs­day I saw a most inter­est­ing car. I was in the cen­ter of the three lanes when I noticed a small black sedan with dark tinted win­dows approach­ing fast. In the cen­ter of the grill was a shiny oval badge with a large L in the cen­ter. The car was a Lexus. It looked smaller than their small­est cars the IS and as it passed by I didn’t rec­og­nize it. Now I’m a car guy, I read prac­ti­cally every major car mag­a­zine and check Auto­Blog every day, so if Lexus has a car below the IS I would known about it. Once the car was past me I could see the back of the car and right there on the left of the trunk was a chrome Lexus badge, in the cen­ter of the rear panel was another oval Lexus logo where they were sup­posed to be. On the right side of the trunk was the clincher, a chrome IS250. A neigh­bor used to have an IS250 and this was def­i­nitely not one.

I wasn’t real sure what it was, but I had an idea and it was con­firmed after I had inter­net access, it was a Toy­ota Yaris sedan. Props to the owner for a nearly thor­oughly con­vinc­ing job, he even stayed in the fam­ily so to speak. If he had just com­bined two badges on the back to give the car two let­ters that weren’t on a known model, like say IC250, I might have actu­ally though I spot­ted a prototype.

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One Of Us

Sixty-three of eighty-two was a Juliet episode where we find out how she gets to the island (via the now blown up sub­ma­rine) and her fail­ure to accom­plish what she was recruited for (fix the fact that the island women die dur­ing preg­nancy.) She arrives back at the Losties beach and faces an inqui­si­tion about her “oth­er­ness” which she won’t answer. New mother Claire falls ill and Juliet con­ve­niently knows how to help her. In the final scenes we she that it is too con­ve­nient as it is all a set up orches­trated by Ben to help her be accepted, not an “Other”, but as Jack tells her, “You’re one of us.”

{field a} Night Before {field b}

In my email today I received a polit­i­cally incor­rect Ghetto ver­sion of Clement Moore’s ‘Twas The Night Before Christ­mas. I decided to reply with a dif­fer­ent ver­sion and a quick Googling led me to just the right one. Yes­ter­day I had read a very legal ver­sion over on The Ram­bling Pho­tos Of A Life Lived. I know some­body over on Miata.net made up a Miata themed one that I though about post­ing here, but I’ll prob­a­bly wait until next Wednes­day for that if I do it.

All this got me think­ing about how it seems that just about every seg­ment of the pop­u­la­tion has it’s own vari­a­tion. Turns out a fel­low named Matthew Mon­roe col­lected as many as he could find back a cou­ple years ago and came up with 849 (and that doesn’t include the ghetto or Miata ver­sions.) Find your favorite to pass amongst your­selves HERE.

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Catch 22

Will you still need Desmond, will you still feed Desmond, when it’s episode sixty-four?

Off island, Desmond is in a monastery, but just as he is get­ting the hang of it, he gets punched by the brother of the woman he left at the alter to become a monk, he get drunk on the monks wine and gets fired. As he is leav­ing the monastery he bumps into a beau­ti­ful woman who needs a litle help, sparks fly. Her name? Penny.

On island he has this elab­o­rate future vision that involves some­one para­chut­ing on the island and Char­lie get­ting an arrow in the throat. He is sure that the per­son who lands on the island is Penny, his long lost love and to have his vision come true he thinks that all the flashes he sees must be allowed to hap­pen, includ­ing the arrow in the throat. In the end he saves Char­lie and the para­chutist isn’t Penny. Related?

Sightless Gas

Accord­ing to a col­lege stu­dent I know, car­bon monox­ide is a dan­ger­ous gas because it dis­places oxy­gen, is odor­less, taste­less and sightless.

The gift from my Road­ster­chat Secret Santa arrived today and it came all the way from Switzer­land (not the one in South Car­olina either.)

The gift from my Regions Bank (née AmSouth) Secret Santa arrived day before yes­ter­day, the title to the Emperor.

I can imag­ine the tiny lit­tle gas mol­e­cules with their tiny lit­tle hands feel­ing their way into my lungs…

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D.O.C.

The title of episode 65 (of 82) is an abbre­vi­a­tion for Date Of Con­cep­tion and it cen­ters around the preg­nant Sun. Did she con­ceive the baby off island with her extra­mar­i­tal lover or did she con­ceive on island with the pre­vi­ously ster­ile hus­band Jin. Juliet on the spot sees another chance to help out and vol­un­teers to do an ultra­sound to find out just when Sun’s baby was conceived.

The off island flash­back con­cerns Sun being black­mailed by a woman or she will reveal some­thing that will cause Jin great shame. He has told Sun that his par­ents are dead, but she man­ages to track down his father, a poor fish­er­man from a remote vil­lage (pic­tured above, who looks like he has a hell of a den­tal plan) and will that might seem shame­ful, what the father reveals is even worse, his mother “had been with many men.” She of course pays off he black­mailer who it turns out is Jin’s mother.

I Led You Here, Sir, For I Am Spartacus

While we were rid­ing the tan­dem to work this morn­ing I saw some­thing or thought of some­thing that I should blog about tonight. Of course I didn’t write it down. On the way home from work the same idea reoc­curred, once again I didn’t write it down, so you won’t get to read about it.

It’s hol­i­day time, so there are good­ies around prac­ti­cally every cor­ner at work and because I have no self con­trol, I eat some­thing each time I pass some­thing. On Tues­day I started keep­ing track of all the hand­fuls of what­not I con­sumed, retroac­tive to Mon­day, with the though of blog­ging about that today, but after writ­ing it all down the totals weren’t nearly as spec­tac­u­lar sound­ing as I imag­ined, so I scratched that idea.

Even though they play the song That Thing You Do about 10 times in the 1–3/4 hours the movie runs, I still like watch­ing it. And I did again tonight.

One of Ron White’s bits con­tains this quote: “…once you’ve seen one woman naked, you… wanna see the rest of ‘em naked.” I’m not sure what he’d think of these women, or these

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86,000 Clumps Of Spanish Moss

It isn’t feel­ing like Christ­mas around here, the past 4 days it has been in the mid­dle to upper 70’s which is about 15 degrees above nor­mal. A front is pass­ing through tonight which will bring cold weather, for a day, then it creeps back up so that by Christ­mas Day it will be back in the 70’s.

This morn­ing when we got in the car to head off to the woods for a nice lit­tle hike, I looked down at the odome­ter and it was square on eighty-six thou­sand miles. Because we rode our bike on Fri­day it must have turned over to that mark as I pulled into the garage on Thurs­day after work.

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NUMB3RS

In the con­tin­u­ing quest for another TV series to start watch­ing, this week­end we audi­tioned NUMB3RS. Almost. I like most of the actors in the show, sep­a­rately, but for some rea­son not together. Did they cast the the super smart math­e­mati­cian first and then start think­ing about who should play his father? One of the pro­duc­ers said I have the per­fect per­son, remem­ber the movie Inde­pen­dence Day? Didn’t Jeff Gold­blum play a math genius? Get that guy who played his dad. Did he have a father in those dinosaur movies?

I found the cases, so far, inter­est­ing, but, and I know they only have 41 min­utes to do it in, the inves­tiga­tive pro­ce­dures seem to take giant leaps only in the right direction.

And for a show that deals with math and logic why, oh why, would they num­ber the four shows on disc one of sea­son one: 101, 103, 104 & 105?

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The Brig

Num­ber 66 of 82 is Locke-centric that involve short range flash­backs that don’t involve leav­ing the island. Ben tells Locke that to be really free he needs to kill his father, but he can’t. For­tu­nately, the Oth­ers have files on every 815 sur­vivor and it just so hap­pens that there is some­one who has a motive to do the job for Locke. Turns out Lockes’s father is the very same man who conned Sawyer’s par­ents when he was a kid lead­ing to their mur­der suicide.

Skynet Precursor?

The engi­neer in the cube across from me is work­ing on some­thing for the company’s web site that will allow cus­tomers to spe­cially con­fig­ure the valve they want. Right now you can buy stock valves from the site, but you have to know what you want, this new way will walk you through get­ting the right prod­uct for the right appli­ca­tion. Inter­nally this thing is referred to as the con­fig­u­ra­tor, I’m sure mar­ket­ing will coin some fancier term for it later. He is work­ing with an out­side ven­dor that is doing all the pro­gram­ing and they are not too prompt with their updates and corrections.

This morn­ing I heard him dis­cussing his woes deal­ing with the pro­gram­mers and the con­fig­u­ra­tor with another engi­neer in NJ, when I heard him say, “It never gives you the same answer twice.” Maybe this pro­gram has a mind of its own and it gives a dif­fer­ent answer depend­ing on its mood.

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The Man Behind The Curtain

(67/82) Except for the first cou­ple of min­utes where we wit­ness a mother dying in child­birth, this episode takes place entirely on island. In flash­backs we meet a young Ben in his early days as a mem­ber of the Dharma Ini­tia­tive. As with nearly all our main char­ac­ters, Ben has daddy issues, so much so that he arranges to be the one to actu­ally kill him when the orig­i­nal inhab­i­tants of the island rise up and purge Dharma from their home. In cur­rent island time Ben takes Locke to an old cabin in the woods that is home to the only per­son that Ben answers to, the mys­te­ri­ous Jacob. At first Locke can’t see any­one, but he hears him and then gets a flash of a per­son in the pre­vi­ously silent and empty chair.

Good Thing It Was Last Monday

Even if you have for­got­ten about my cho­les­teral, my doc­tor hasn’t. As you can see from the most recent num­bers I’m pretty much OK.

  Chol HDL LDL Trig
Goal <200 >31 <100 30–150
12/15/08 167 41 92 171
03/21/08 164 37 104 115
12/12/07 175 38 104 165
07/17/07 185 36 117 162
03/05/07 195 39 123 167
09/19/06 167 37 103 135
04/06/06 168 37 106 126
12/08/05 182 35 120 137
07/28/05 177 30 113 169
06/17/05 164 31 85 238
05/06/05 174 27 108 194
01/10/05 176 33 110 167
09/21/04 209 24 131 271

But it sure was a good thing they took blood early last Mon­day before last week’s high fat, high calo­rie snack over­load­ing (which by the way has con­tin­ued unabated these last two days) because I would be will­ing to bet my cur­rent num­bers are a lot higher.

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Somebody Stole My Santa Claus Suit

Randy over on A Voice Wan­der­ing In The City asked what your favorite “unusual” Christ­mas song is and here is mine, Some­body Stole My Santa Claus Suit by the Christ­mas Jug Band.

Some­body stole my Santa Claus suit.
Some­body ripped off my beard, hat and boots.
Some lit­tle fatso is all dressed in red.
He even had the gall to swipe the pil­low off my bed.
Now what’s my kids going to think,
If San­tas a no-show, well boy, they’ll raise a stink.
But, deck the halls and what the hell,
I still got my jin­gle bell.
So sucker you can keep the suit,
’Cause frankly, I don’t give hoot.

Some­body stole my Santa Claus suit.
Some­body ripped off my beard, hat and boots.
Some lit­tle fatso is all dressed in red.
He even had the gall to swipe the pil­low off my bed.
Now what’s my kids going to think,
If San­tas a no-show, well boy, they’ll raise a stink.
But, deck the halls and what the hell,
I still got my jin­gle bell.
So sucker you can keep the suit,
’Cause frankly, I don’t give hoot.

But, where oh where is my Santa Claus suit?
That get-up set me back a bun­dle of loot.
The beard alone was four ninety-eight.
The box it came in was an antique orange crate.
Some body took the whole sha­bang.
If I find that rolly-polly mother, he’s going to hang.
But gee, I guess that’s no way to be.
He might do some good with it and all, thanks to me.
So sucker you can keep the suit,
’Cause frankly, I don’t give hoot.

MP3

Greatest Hits

Sixty-eight of eighty-two is Charlie-centric and the title comes some­thing he is told by a new­comer to the island (para­chuted on after her heli­copter crashes.) Naomi tells him that his old band put out a Great­est Hits album after he “died” in the crash of Flight 815. It also comes from a list he makes of the 5 great­est things that have hap­pened to him so far after he vol­un­teers for a pos­si­ble sui­cide mis­sion to shut off a jam­mer in an under­wa­ter Dharma station.

Christmas Eve

Tues­day we went to the local Movie Gallery to rent some flicks for watch­ing over this 4 day week­end. We picked out 5: Kabluey, In Bruges, This Christ­mas, Adrift in Man­hat­tan and Bon­neville. We were off early today and TNT was show­ing The Bourne Supremacy, the sec­ond in the tril­ogy, so we watched it and then instead of watch­ing one of our 5 rentals we dug into our own col­lec­tion and watched the third install­ment, The Bourne Ulti­ma­tum.

Tomor­row for your Christ­mas gift from me to you, I’ll post a pic­ture of my right knee. Plus I still owe a post on why we stay in Bed & Break­fasts and for Fri­day, Decem­ber 12th from our Florida trip.

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Through The Looking Glass Parts 1 & 2

Episode 69 of 82 is the Sea­son 3 two hour finale. It is listed as two sep­a­rate episodes on the DVD, but it was shown on TV as one long show, so it counts as just one. It is Jack cen­tric and off island he appears with a full beard and is dis­traught to near sui­cide by his drink­ing, pain pill addic­tion and an obit­u­ary he finds in a news­pa­per. When he vis­its the funeral home for the view­ing he enters a room full of empty chairs with a cof­fin. The funeral direc­tor appears and tells him is the only per­son to show up, is he friend or fam­ily? To which Jack answers, “Nei­ther.” On island he leads all but three of the Losties to a radio tower so they can call for res­cue. Those 3 are left behind to ambush a team of Oth­ers who are com­ing to kid­nap the women, espe­cially Sun who is preg­nant. The ambush almost works, but is fin­ished up by a return­ing Hur­ley, Sawyer and Juliet.

For the satel­lite phone to work they need two things to hap­pen, the French Chick’s radio sig­nal must be shut down at the tower and the Other’s jam­ming sta­tion needs to be disabled.Ben inter­cepts the Losties and tries to manip­u­late Jack into not call­ing for res­cue, but it just earns him a fist beat­ing. Char­lie and Desmond are tasked with turn­ing off the jam­ming. Char­lie knows it is a sui­cide mis­sion for him because of Desmond’s abil­ity to see the future and sure enough it works out that way, but not before Char­lie real­izes that maybe the res­cue boat is not that after all. The show ends off island with Jack meet­ing Kate at an air­port where he tells her, “We should have never left, we have to go back.” Those tricky pro­duc­ers, instead of the off island scenes being flash­backs they were flashforwards.

Merry Christmas

I thought I was through with my Christ­mas gifts, but after yes­ter­day morn­ing, turns out I needed 2 more.

The Cat­eye LED head­light we bought a cou­ple months ago does a decent job of light­ing the road in a 4 foot diam­e­ter cir­cle about 20 yards ahead of the bicy­cle. That, along with the ail­ing Nite Hawk incan­des­cent head­light fill­ing in the gap between the front tire and the LED spot, for­ward travel is pretty well illu­mi­nated. But turn­ing cor­ners is tricky because the lights are on the han­dle­bars, they only see what’s around the cor­ner once the bike is actu­ally turned.

Yes­ter­day morn­ing about two miles into our 6–1/4 trip to work I turned onto a street that turned out to to be cov­ered with leaves. Because of the light­ing setup I didn’t know there were leaves there until we were cross­ing over them. Coast­ing at about 10–12 miles an hour the front tire slipped out from under me. Before I could even get out the O in OH SHIT, we were down and skid­ding to a stop on the ground. What took the brunt of the impact was the right front pan­nier that was loaded with my clothes and I think that saved both of us from a rougher land­ing. We got up, checked for any seri­ous dam­age to us or the bike, I reat­tached the pan­nier and we ped­aled slowly up the street. Because we less than half way to work we opted to turn around, pedal home and then drive the car in.

The bike appears fine except for scrapes on the right ped­als and the tape on the right side of the han­dle­bars where they skid­ded on the pave­ment. The attach­ment hook on that right front pan­nier needed to be rebent back into its nat­ural shape. The cap­tain has some road rash on the right knee that makes wear­ing pants uncom­fort­able, a sore left thigh that prob­a­bly got poked with the han­dle­bar and a ten­der right wrist from hit­ting who knows what. The stoker got a small cut on her right leg and a fairly sore shoul­der. Both prob­a­bly have bruises that will mate­ri­al­ize in a cou­ple days.

The right knee of my tights was shred­ded in the fall so I had to order a set online today. I also ordered another LED head­light, but this one has a hel­met light so that I can aim it around cor­ners by look­ing that way so as to avoid nasty sur­prises like yesterday.

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The Beginning Of The End

The first show of Sea­son 4 is num­ber 70 with an even dozen left to go. We will fin­ish watch­ing all the pre­vi­ous shows a week and a day before Sea­son 5 starts. It would have been per­fect, fin­ish­ing up the day before, had ABC not moved the sea­son pre­mier on me.

This flash­for­ward (which becomes the theme for this sea­son) con­cerns Hur­ley and the fact that he keeps see­ing his dead friend Char­lie from the island. Char­lie has some­thing to tell Hur­ley, but Hur­ley doesn’t want to hear it, he has to go back to the island.

Real time on the island the Losties split into two fac­tions, most fol­low Jack in his quest to get every­one res­cued by the peo­ple on the freighter off shore. While some choose to fol­low Locke to the Oth­ers old home, the Bar­racks, in an effort to avoid the freighter folks because, they like Ben, think that they are com­ing to kill everyone.

Christmas Shopping

Donna and I headed out sort of early this morn­ing to hit the stores and do some Christ­mas shop­ping — for next year.

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High Colonic

I used to do it every year, but have slacked off the last cou­ple. Lazy, I guess. But today I went ahead and did it. For­mat­ted C: and fresh installed XP. Went fairly smoothly, but after chastis­ing a co worker who recently refor­mat­ted C: for for­get­ting to save his Favorites, I remem­bered that, but for got the more impor­tant Fire­fox Book­marks file. DOH!

I did have a copy on the lap­top that was fairly recent and I’ve com­bined it with the older Favorites files and stirred them together, so now I’m busy delet­ing dupli­cates. To pre­vent this in the future I have signed up for Fox­marks, an add-on for Fire­fox that syncs and backs up bookmarks.

I walked to the end of the dri­ve­way and got the paper this morn­ing and Donna walked to the end of the dri­ve­way this after­noon and got the mail, other than that we haven’t left the building.

We have fin­ished all five movies we rented and Han­cock which came in a red enve­lope yes­ter­day. We only watched 2 episodes of Weeds which came yes­ter­day too, but the disc went back in the enve­lope with the remain­ing four episodes unwatched.

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Mr. Fletcher’s Ride

The fog and driz­zle of the past 3 days finally cleared and we got in a nice cou­ple mile walk in Hitch­cock Woods this morn­ing before the light rain returned. The day was over­cast and with all the leaves of the trees the woods seemed flat, no con­trast, so I manip­u­lated the image some (bet­ter? maybe?) and when the sun did poke out for a while I dis­cov­ered that two lay­ers of t-shirts and jeans was over­dressed. Could have got by on one layer and shorts.

You can tell the end of the year over eat­ing sea­son is over by the amount of flat­ten your belly schemes are being adver­tised on TV.

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Fell Off The Wagon

Con­firmed Dead

The Econ­o­mist

Eggtown

We just got through watch­ing Mon­day, Tues­day & Wednesday’s episodes, num­bers 71, 72 & 73 mainly to appease my wife who sort of gra­ciously allowed me to watch a half dozen or so episodes of House on the USA network.

It’s All Over Now

The Con­stant

The Other Woman

We watched Episodes 74 & 75 of 82 tonight, so tech­ni­cally we’ve watched this whole week’s worth of shows already and the rate of two a night we will be through with Sea­son 4 by Fri­day and Sea­son 5 doesn’t start until almost 3 weeks after that.

Episode #74, The Con­stant, took place on Christ­mas Eve in Lost time, missed it by 5 days. When we started rewatch­ing them from the begin­ning, I started on a Mon­day with the shows spaced so that we would fin­ish up a cou­ple days before the next sea­son started, maybe I should have sched­uled them to line up with island time, Sea­son 1 started on Sep­tem­ber 22, 2004 and Sea­son 4 ends on New Year’s Eve 2004. Maybe next year (as long as when Ben moved the island in time he just jumped exactly in years and didn’t shift days.)

It is almost a good thing because I have really wanted to stop writ­ing the lit­tle episode syn­op­sizes, because Sea­son 4 is where the show got far out there (if that was even pos­si­ble for this show that has been water ski­ing around a school of sharks look­ing for a ramp ever since the get go.) The season’s arc was intrigu­ing, we find out that six peo­ple got res­cued and we find out early on who five of them are (turns out we knew the sixth, but the pro­duc­ers were being cagey) and through out the episodes we see those 5 peo­ple scat­tered amongst sev­eral sep­a­rate loca­tions and cir­cum­stances and they are only brought together in the sea­son finale. But sev­eral of the goings on lead­ing up to the res­cue are like jig­saw puz­zle pieces that look like they came from a dif­fer­ent puzzle.

We took the tan­dem out for a cou­ple three miles as a sort of a shake­down cruise for it and us. Things worked well, mechan­i­cal and phys­i­cal, and if the hel­met mounted lamp arrives tomor­row as planned we are going to ride the bike to work on New Year’s Eve.

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Two More

Ji Yeon

Meet Kevin John­son

Watched two more episodes tonight, num­bers 76 & 77 of 82. In the first Ji Yeon the pro­duc­ers got tricky on us. We see Sun giv­ing birth to her baby off island (the show’s title is the new born daughter’s name) and we see Jin, her hus­band rush­ing around off island fran­ti­cally buy­ing a giant stuffed panda and try­ing to get to the hos­pi­tal. We are so used to flash­for­wards in Sea­son 4 that we assume these are tak­ing place together, but in the end we find out that Sun is a mem­ber of the Oceanic 6 and is a flash­for­ward to post res­cue while Jin is really in flash­back and he didn’t get res­cued, Hur­ley, Sun and Ji Yeon visit his grave.

In the sec­ond show we find out that Kevin John­son is in real­ity Michael who left the island with his son Walt at the end of Sea­son 2. He was my least favorite char­ac­ter and I would have really liked to see him shoot him­self, but even though he tries, it won’t hap­pen, he can’t die yet. The “island” won’t let him, what­ever that means.

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New Year’s Eve Marathon

The Shape Of Things To Come

Some­thing Nice Back Home

Cabin Fever

There’s No Place Like Home (Part 1)

There’s No Place Like Home (Part 2)

What the heck, just fin­ished watch­ing the last 5 episodes of Sea­son 4, gonna have to twid­dle our thumbs for the next three weeks until Sea­son 5 starts. I just love the photo from Cabin Fever, looks like TDTVS and TDTVS2 had a crossover episode…

For your marathon plea­sure I have once again cre­ated a Best of the Year page which includes my favorite post for each month. Some months the pick­ings were slim and oth­ers were chock full of picks, but I stuck with one per — Best of 2008.

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