Sturgeon’s Law Ninety percent of everything is crap.
Derived from a quote by science fiction author Theodore Sturgeon, who once said, “Sure, 90% of science fiction is crud. That’s because 90% of everything is crud.” Oddly, when Sturgeon’s Law is cited, the final word is almost invariably changed to ‘crap’.
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Every year the company holds a service awards banquet and the employees who are celebrating any 5 year increment anniversary get a gift, plus a nice steak dinner for them and their spouse, followed by a DJ with dancing.
Donna and I went for our 5 year anniversary and have not gone back for the past three. The main reason is the building where they hold it allows smoking in the bar area where you have to go to get your alcoholic or non-alcoholic beverages. The bar is a separate room, but with all the traffic in and out for drinks, you might as well leave the door open. Another reason is the food, it is the usual fare for 150 people, fatty rib-eye steaks, baked potatoes in aluminum foil and a green over cooked vegetable. The HR department does a nice job with all the work that goes into something like this and a lot of people really enjoy the event, but it is just not our cup of tea.
The gifts are chosen from a catalog from a company that specializes in just that thing and is approved by the corporate office, everybody in Emerson chooses from the same catalog. The gifts increase in value as you advance through the 5-year increments. At five years I selected a wooden pen & pencil set, at 10 years I got a nice looking gold plated plastic wall clock (that is keeping perfect time in the garage) and for the life of me I don’t remember what I got at fifteen years. This year I was probably going to end up with anther forgettable gift as well, there were probably 2 dozen items to choose from, but like the event itself, there was nothing in there that was my cup of tea. Then I had an idea. Why not get the camcorder and give it to Donna’s brother and his wife. They have a new baby and it would be perfect for them to capture those precious moments.
When we visited them in May I asked them if they had a camcorder. To which I got the unexpected reply of, “Yes.” It was too late to change my gift choice, I was getting a camcorder. This year’s award banquet was last Saturday night, so Monday morning I got a letter of congratulations and a small box containing a JVC GR-D770. Great, now what am I going to do with this thing, I certainly have no need (or desire) for a camcorder. Giving it as a gift to a relative seemed OK, but somehow selling it on eBay seems ungrateful.
Whatever happens, I will remember my 20-year award unlike the forgotten fifteenth.
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Tonight was the August MMC meeting and we met at a Chinese place in Augusta. The Club has met there before, but Donna and I must have missed that meeting because we have never eaten there before. It was a sit down place, not a buffet, but they had a separate room we could be in so as to not disturb the other patrons or vice versa. They/we needn’t have worried, there were like two other people in the whole restaurant, 4 when we left.
We each had a bowl of Won Ton Soup and split the Ultimate Shrimp which turned out to be just like sweet & sour shrimp, but with a bite.
Meal Cost: $17.65
Tip: $3.35
Desert: $4.90 (ice cream in Aiken)
Spent Today: $25.90
Year to Date: $1651.34
Meals out, 96 of a possible 636.
Donna ordered 2 egg rolls, but we never got them. Probably paid for them too, but realized it once we were in the car out in the parking lot. I talked her out of going back in and getting our four bucks back, because I didn’t feel like waiting around.
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No, not the 30 foot long diesel powered belching black smoke kind, but the tandem bicycle. The morning wasn’t half bad, but the fog had us riding through a cloud on a couple of occasions. The ride home was very warm, but not unbearable. We made a stop downtown for lunch at the Stoplight Deli. On our Friday afternoons off we like to hit the Deli first thing to beat the crowds, but today because of the time required to change into cycling attire and pedal there instead of drive, we hit it at peak lunch crowd. The line was at least 8 deep at the counter, but the food was fairly quick in arriving and, as always, tasty enough to make us forget the wait.
Meal Cost: $13.38
Tip: None
Spent Today: $13.38
Year to Date: $1664.72
Meals out, 97 of a possible 639.
The four shocks did only take four days to get here from California. I thought I was so smart to have them delivered to work, but the joke was on me as they showed up on the day I didn’t have a car. So when we got home I jumped in the Miata and drove right back where we came from to pick up my two boxes that weighed 30lbs and were too heavy and to large to fit in our panniers.
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What the heck is this?
Another Carolina Car Trek car. This is one of two in the thriving megalopolis of Society Hill, SC.
Somewhere north of Chesterfield, SC the Emperor drove through the 64,000 mile mark. We have eaten out twice today, but I can’t talk about it because I just got through watching Feasting on Asphalt II. They spent two days around New Orleans and what they got to eat made anything I had today look and taste like soggy Ritz crackers.
Spent Today: $49.70
Year to Date: $1713.42
Meals out, 99 of a possible 642.
At Cousin Laurie’s house we meet up with some of the same cast of characters as you can see in this photo, AKA the Midlothian McGraths, who were visiting as well. I found out that I had mislabeled the oldest and middle daughters in the photo. I’m pretty sure I’ve got them correct now.
We snagged 4 Post Offices this morning on the way up to Chesterfield; Hopkins, Gadsden, Eastover and Horatio. The first three have been at the top of our Most Wanted List for a couple months now, but because of where they are located (in the middle of, and on the way to, nowhere) it took a concerted effort to get them photographed. We are planning on an even dozen for on the way home tomorrow because if we get that many our captured total would be a nice round 200.
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We hunted loads of Post Offices today while coming back from Florence. Found all 17 locations we were looking for, but it turns out one place wasn’t a PO anymore. At the intersection of US15 and SC261, AKA Paxville, SC, there was a convenience store at the correct address with a really cool mural on the side, but the only remnants of postal activity was a faded Blue Mail Box out front squeezed between an empty newspaper box and an overflowing trash can. There was no outward signs proclaiming that is was a Post Office. I went inside and looked around, there were no internal signs either, not even a “Buy Stamps Here” sticker on the cash register. Other than that, we had quite the productive day. We traveled around 250 miles to go the 130 miles between Florence and Aiken because of all the zig-zagging around.
Even though it was only 11:30 we decided to eat lunch in Santee because it was probably the last civilization we would see until we got back to Aiken. We actually pulled into the Cracker Barrel parking lot before making a hasty retreat to a Maurice’s BBQ next door. Donna kind of wanted soup, but I didn’t really want to eat at the CB at all. I guess she took pity on me. I had a Little Joe Basket and she had a Garden Salad and a side of Chicken Tenders. She had water to drink while I sipped some southern nectar, Sweet Ice Tea.
Meal Cost: $17.36
Tip: $2.00
Spent Today: $19.36
Year to Date: $1732.78
Meals out, 101 of a possible 645.
We had breakfast out to, but it was free. Donna had Biscuits & Gravy with a couple of mini blueberry muffins and I had a bowl of Raisin Bran and a Cinnamon Bun for dessert. That’s right, we Stayed Smart©.
I’ve got Saturday’s four Post Offices up in the gallery, but it will probably take me a few days to get today’s online.
When I got home I gave the Emperor a well deserved bath.
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Is Donna saying, “Hey look at me.” or “Come on, take the picture already.” ?

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With this past weekend’s excursion we now have 204 Post Offices. Not yet half but getting there. I have them all up in my gallery, but I don’t have any captions for the last dozen or so (yet.) I have also been posting the photos on Flickr! to give them a little more exposure and they have that neat-o map thing. Plus there is a group dedicated to just U.S. Post Offices that I’ve been adding too.
When I uploaded the last of the photos to Flickr! today I went over the limit, seems that all you get is 200 photos with the free membership. When you add a new picture, one falls off the back. The photos are still there on the site, but you can’t see them unless you know the photo’s URL. They also don’t display on my map anymore (I really liked that feature), but remain visible in the U.S. Post Office group.
The cost to upgrade to the Pro level is $24.95 a year. If it was more like ten bucks I’d jump at it, but I’m not so sure I want to spend that much. I’ll probably just quit uploading the Post Office photos there. There is the option of adding another free account, but I’m going to have to end up with 3 of them to do all the 460 South Carolina Post Offices. Of course if some one were to give me a Gift Upgrade…
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This afternoon while cutting through a department in the back to get up to my office I got an owee. There was a stack of palettes in the “aisle” and I dodged left to go around them. I moved a little too far left and scrapped my arm on the wall. After about 10 step further along I thought to myself that hurt. When I looked down I was bleeding pretty good from a silver dollar sized scrape on my left forearm. I stopped in the next restroom I passed and ran it under a faucet. Ooooh. Wet some paper towels and pressed hard for a while. Still bleeding, I guess I better go see the nurse.
She took a look, hmmm’d, donned the rubber gloves and spent the next 5 minutes spraying on some sort of “Stop Bleeding Powder” and did manage to get it down to just weeping. Covered the crater with a big gob of antibiotic cream and wrapped it in gauze, all held in place by a magenta piece of that crinkly stretch bandage. It took about 40 minutes before the red spot on the gauze stopped expanding.
Because it happened at work there were forms to be filled out and now because I admitted that I hadn’t had a tetanus shot since sometime in the 80’s I get to have her drive me to the “company” doctor tomorrow for said shot.
We went out to Chinese buffet for lunch today.
Meal Cost: $12.31
Tip: $1.69
Spent Today: $14.00
Year to Date: $1746.78
Meals out, 102 of a possible 654.
Finished my tenth Spenser book today, Playmates, and didn’t find any Crime Buster Rules. Although in chapter 13 there is a statement that might have been called one: When in doubt do something, and hope if you keep doing it you’ll come to understand what it is. Later in the book Spenser gets called into the Boston Police station where there are an assortment of agencies represented (a couple being reoccurring characters) and is asked if he knew why he was called in. To which he replies,“I assumed you were holding a crime stoppers seminar and wanted me to lecture.”
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Yesterday at 2:35 PM I scraped my arm.The nurse and I spent 20 minutes treating it. We then spent the next 15 minutes examining the scene of the crime and recreating the event. We then called in the maintenance supervisor to have him look at the offending junction box cover and he then got a maintenance guy to remove the cover, smooth off the sharp edge and then replace it. Another 30 minutes used up. From there we ended up in my boss’s office while he, the nurse, and I filled out the accident report, spending another half hour. Pretty much killing the rest of the work day.
Today the nurse spent almost 2–1/2 hours with me, driving me to two different doctor’s offices, so I could get my tetanus shot. (At the first place we went, the front office person “couldn’t get me in the computer”, so we left after an hour.) Back at the plant we spent the next 45 minutes together to 1) re bandage the cut because the doctor did a lackluster job after he spent all of 10 seconds looking at it, 2) filling out the appropriate paperwork to have me take a drug test and 3) me peeing in a cup and her testing it. Later my boss brought around the accident report for me to sign (anther 2 minutes, but who knows how long it took to complete it.)
Next week the Director of Operations, the Facilities Manager, the HR Manager, my supervisor, his Manager, the supervisor of the department I was passing through and his manager will meet to discuss how to prevent this from happening again. More than likely after all of these folks spend an hour in a room, a maintenance man will be dispatched to reroute the offending junction box and it’s associated conduit, another maintenance man will be dispatched to place yellow tape on the floor to designate an official aisle and the department supervisor will spend a half an hour instructing his people not to place pallets in the new aisle.
This was not considered a lost time accident, even though over 8 man hours have been spent on it so far, with lots more to come, because I did not “miss” any work.
As a bonus, as far as OSHA is concerned it is not a recordable accident because I did not require stitches, x-rays, or antibiotics (tetanus shots don’t count) so our company’s accident free hours numbers don’t get reset.
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Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place:
First guy: “You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I would paint every room in the house next weekend.”
Second guy: “That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that I would build her a new deck for the pool.”
Third guy: “Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I would remodel the kitchen for her.”
They continue to fish. When they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word, they asked him. “You haven’t said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What’s the deal?”
Fourth guy: “I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a slap on her butt and said, “Fishing or Sex?” and she said, “Wear sun-block.”
I sold the Camcorder to a co-worker.
Finished my 11th Spenser book and didn’t find anything resembling a Crime Buster Rule.
The cut on my arm doesn’t look nearly as bad as I thought.
Added another old chestnut to the Joke Page.
Got 30 seconds of very loud belt squeal backing out of the garage this morning (and the A/C wasn’t even on.)
I have finished burning all the commercial CDs of my collection (probably have 30 homemade mix discs yet to do.)
I should be writing up the MMC Meeting Minutes, but instead I’m writing this trumpery.
Due to popular demand I will no longer be keeping track of our meals out. If we interpolate, the totals for 2008 would be $2898.07 spent on 170 meals eaten out of 1095 possible.
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Fortunately for us a thunder storm blew through town this afternoon and cooled our temperatures way down into the lower 90’s so we could go out this evening. Because…
…tonight was ASCO Valve Mini Bat Giveaway night and everyone in the company who wanted to go got two free tickets to the game. Getting in was free, but we spent $22 on concessions. The home team Foxhounds were winning over the visiting Charlotte County (FL) Redfish 5–3 when we left in the top of the 9th.
We went for a short bike ride this morning and ended up for breakfast at the same old place. Brought some bagels home for Sunday’s morning meal too.
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The FRS’s lead in the east has shrunk to 4 games with today’s loss and Yankee win, but I’m not worried, there are only 45 games left in the season so there is no way the Yankees can catch them. Right. Their Magic Number is just 42.
I predicted that the lead would be down to 5 at the end of last month, I was wrong, but I don’t think I’ll be wrong this time when I say this, “The Red Sox will not be in first place in the Eastern Division of the American League on September 1st.”
Maybe if we had more games against the Aiken Foxhounds…
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I’ve only had it since the beginning of last April and have shot a little over 2800 photos, but my desire for something with a longer zoom and some image stabilization has led me to pull the trigger on a DMC-TZ3A. It’s blue, so you know it will be taking more colorful pictures than the ones you are used to seeing around here.
Financed through the sale of the camcorder and the fish I have on the line for the V570. I say fish, but actually he is getting a great deal because new that camera is still selling in the mid two hundred range, with refurbs going for $60 bucks more than what I want for it.
ETA next Tuesday.
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Had some new shock absorbers installed today. At 63k miles they were not entirely shot, they were definitely worn, judging by the improved feel on the drive home. They were yellow Koni Sport adjustable shocks, so they were not an equal swap, but more of an improvement.
When the shock replacement was being planned I considered purchasing some lowering springs to get rid of the fist sized gap between the tire and fender lip. After copious reading in the Miata Forum Suspension and Handling section I decided that because this is the “family” car and it is already a close call clearing dead possums in the road that I would choose function over style and keep the stock springs and their “high” ride height.
When I picked up the car after the install it actually looked like the ride height had increased. When I got home I measured it and sure enough the gap was now a 1/2″ more than it was before. Because that dimension is determined by the spring not the shock I was curious. So I asked over on the forum and got a reassuring response that that is normal and the car will settle back down to where it was in short order.
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A crusty old man walks into the local First Baptist Church and says to the Secretary,” I would like to join this damn church.”
The astonished woman replies, “I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?”
“Listen up, damn it. I said I want to join this damn church!”
“I’m very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this Church.”
The secretary leaves her desk and goes into the pastor’s study to inform him of her situation. The pastor agrees that the secretary does not have to listen to that foul language.
They both return to her office and the pastor asks the old geezer, “Sir, what seems to be the problem here?”
“There is no damn problem,” the man says. “I just won $200 million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to join this damn church to get rid of some of this damn money.”
“I see,” said the pastor, “and is this bitch giving you a hard time?”
Oak Alley Plantation, an antebellum Mississippi River mansion in Vacherie, LA. From an old slide of mine I scanned. The slide was so dusty that the only way to make a presentable image was to run PSP’s dark scratch removal tool which made the image look painted, so I just enhanced that thought with a Paint Engine filter.

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A koala is sitting up a gum tree smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says “Hey Koala! What are you doing?”
The koala says: “Smoking a joint, come up and have some.”
So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few tokes.
After a while the little lizard says his mouth is ‘dry’ and is going to get a drink from the river. The little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.
A crocodile sees this, swims over to the little lizard, helps him to the side and asks the little lizard, “What’s the matter with you?”
The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.
The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says, “Hey Koala!”
So the koala looks down at him and says: “Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude.…..how much water did you drink???”
Because the FRS have the evening off I had nothing better to do than watch a little tube. We started to watch Fever Pitch and made it a whole 34 minutes before shutting it off. Part of the problem was the whole language problem you see, it was not the Drew Barymore / Jimmy Fallon American version, but the original British movie. Maybe if they had American English sub-titles…
From there I started to watch a Law & Order episode that was about 5 minutes in. I had seen it before, but as usual didn’t remember the ending, so I watched it through. Beautiful thing of it is, that in another year or so if I stumble on that episode again, I’ll have forgotten it again, so the ending will be a surprise. Again.
Right after that, TNT segued right into another L & O episode. This one I hadn’t seen, so I watched it for the first time. It started out with a thinly disguised re-hashing of that poor Cubs fan in 2004 who tried to catch a foul ball and was then subsequently blamed for them not making the playoffs. It later turned into a whole corrupt police officer and DNA clearing a wrongly accused murder, yada, yada, yada. Beautiful thing of it is that in another year or so if I stumble on that episode again, I’ll have forgotten it, so the ending will be a surprise. Again.
Two hours of TV was enough, even when it is “good” TV, so I handed the remote to Donna and picked up a book. She started channel checking while I read with one eye and watched the flashing images with my other. She paused on something I didn’t recognize, (The TV listings say it was Supernatural, but I can’t confirm or deny that because I am not familiar with the show.) and I looked up for a second and said that I thought that a couple of the people in it looked familiar. She tired of whatever it was and clicked to the next channel. Two people were salsa dancing? It was Fox’s So You Think You Can Dance? I made a smart aleck crack like, “There’s something I *don’t* want to be familiar with.” She laughed and changed the channel. Wouldn’t you know it but the next channel was PBS and they were showing Live From Lincoln Center : “Mozart Dances” The Mark Morris Dance Group performs… We both looked at each other and thought the same sarcastic thought, only I voiced it, “Now there is something I *want* to be familiar with.”
Next up, was the Weather Channel. There was a meteorologist in a parking lot in San Antonio standing in a dry parking lot waving his hands vaguely stage left telling us how much water used to be there. Riveting. That’s when I left the room.
With apologies to Men Without Hats: We Can’t Dance If We Want To
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Technically we still have over a month and here in Aiken we have more like two months before the summer like weather is gone, but today was the last week day before school starts. Come Monday morning the commute to work be 20x more aggravating as harried moms or dads drive their progeny to the hallowed halls of learning.
To celebrate the last work day of light traffic roads we rode the tandem to work today.
We’ll still ride the bike to work occasionally because we only have to share the school road with cars for about 30 yards (although it is uphill and seems like 50.) But we will now be alternating our car drive to work. On the weeks we go in early we will drive the more rural route because we are earlier than the school traffic, but the other week we will alter the route to include the four lane US 1 avoiding that traffic nightmare.
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I missed you?
At somewhat the last minute we decided to head south to take some Post Office pictures. Found a HI Express in a town called Yemassee and made a reservation. It wasn’t until we got there that I wondered if they had Internet access in the rooms. If it didn’t I’d be fine with that, I brought a book. Well, it turns out that there was wireless access, but because we were at the end of the hall it was weak as a kitten. After I gave up, Donna got the Weather Channel to load, but it appeared as if we were on a 14.4 modem (and then wouldn’t stay connected.) So we gave up.
Posting this on Sunday, but dating it Saturday for historical top transision data.
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We are at 221 South Carolina Post Offices. About half. I say about because when I started this and made up my spreadsheet of all the POs in the state I came up with 460. How accurate that total will turn out to be is not clear. Ther are 9 military bases that I’m not sure I will be allowed to waltz onto to just take a picture. There is a Greenwood Post Office I know exists, but isn’t on the list because it is not listed on USPS.com. How many more are there that I don’t know about? How many are listed and aren’t there anymore?
So far, four are MIA, including the one that is supposed to be at 4708 Sandy Run Road (see attached photo) that we tried to find today. On the USPS web site this is called a Hampton Post Office, with a name of Crocketville. As you can see it doesn’t look much like a Post Office. Probably was one when Crocketville was a real town and not just a marked section on SC63 east of Hampton, but no more.
There are 3 Post Offices listed for Walterboro, two of which are north of town and not too far off I-95, so it was decided to get these two before getting the downtown PO. The best laid plans… We got on I-95 heading north and after a 1/2 mile there were orange signs warning of an accident ahead. Then we got one of those display boards that said there was a detour around the accident at the next exit. Then with three miles to go to the exit, traffic came to a standstill. We crept along with 65,000 other cars to the next exit. Donna suggested we give up on this PO because of the traffic, so we got off the northbound exit, looped right back on the southbound and shelved those Post Offices for another time.
Our other failure this weekend occurred in Beaufort on Lady’s Island. We couldn’t find the address of 10 Sams Point Rd. There was a shopping center with a Publix that might have been it, but there was not any USP signage out front (nor an address either.) There was a shopping center kind of parallel but it was on a different road. We looked there and didn’t find anything either. Now that we are home and see that that road is called Sams Point Parkway it may need another visit. This is not a hardship in any way because this is just a stone’s throw away from the other reason we went south to Beaufort besides Post Offices, Barbara Jean’s crab cakes.
About 10 miles from home the Emperor passed through 65,000 miles.
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A man returning home a day early from a business trip got into a taxi at the airport. It was after midnight. While en route to his home, he asked the cabby if he would be a witness as he suspected his wife was having an affair and he intended to catch her in the act. For $100, the cabby agreed.
Quietly arriving at the house, the husband and cabby tiptoed into the bedroom. The husband switched on the lights, yanked the blanket back and there was his wife in bed with another man.
The husband put a gun to the naked man’s head.
The wife shouted, “Don’t do it! This man has been very generous! I lied when I told you I inherited money. He paid for the new golf clubs I bought you. He paid for the Corvette I bought for you He paid for our new cabin cruiser. He paid for our house at the lake. He paid for our country club membership, and he even pays the monthly dues!”
Shaking his head from side-to-side, the husband slowly lowered the gun. He looked over at the cab driver and said, “What would you do?”
The cabby said, “I’d cover him up with that blanket before he catches a cold.”
Back at the end of April the badges on the back of the Emperor came off or were removed and I have never done anything about it. I tossed around a couple of ideas, like stickers or custom lettering, but a couple of weeks ago I hit on an idea that seemed just offbeat enough for me to try, Pontiac Solstice badges. I figured with all the Miata enthusiasts taking their badges off, there were bound to be a few Solstice owners doing the same. Off to the nation’s flea market, eBay.
There were no Pontiac Solstice badges for sale, but I did find some old script style badges that say Ford & Deluxe. Hey, Ford owns a controlling interest in Mazda… And for 98¢ plus shipping, how could I go wrong?
Well, shipping was $6.40 for Postal Service Priority Mail 2–3 day delivery and maybe I wouldn’t have taken umbrage with how long it took the items to get to me if the item and shipping prices were reversed:
Auction Ended, 3:16 pm, August 05, 2007
Paypaled Seller, 10:43 am, August 06, 2007
Electronic Shipping Info Received, August 09, 2007
Mailed, August 10, 2007, MURRIETTA, CA 92653
Enroute, August 13, 2007, 11:57 pm, BELL, CA 90201
Enroute, August 18, 2007, 9:28 am, ATLANTA, GA 30369
Package arrived, August 20, 2007 4:30 pm
My new camera is doing some traveling too.
MISSOULA, MT — 8/15/2007
BILLINGS, MT — 8/16/2007
MINNEAPOLIS, MN — 8/17/2007
INDIANAPOLIS, IN — 8/20/2007
LEXINGTON, KY — 8/21/07
GREENSBORO, NC — 8/21/2007
WEST COLUMBIA, SC — 8/21/2007
AIKEN, SC — 8/22/2007
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I was tempted to use this for the Hampton Post Office, but in the end decided to go conventional. I’ve got all last weekend’s PO photos up in the gallery and on Flickr!, but no descriptions yet. Except for the Port Royal one where I couldn’t resist a TDPM quote.
In our back road travels we pass a bit of road kill now and again, sometimes the turkey vultures are circling and others they are already gathered around the “meal.” This Sunday was a new one though. A hundred yards ahead of us there was one big black bird off the side of the road in a half a foot tall grass. As we approached him his head ducked down and he started to back out into the road. At 50 yards away with a mighty backwards hop the vulture drops something big and flies up into a nearby tree. At 25 yards away we can see that the bird’s prize, now laying about a foot into our lane, is a very dead, but intact armadillo. I’m guessing that he/she couldn’t get at the good stuff, so it dragged the hard shelled animal into the traffic lane so a car would come by and hit it creating instant Armadillo on the Half Shell.
I swerved to avoid the armadillo and thereby foiled it’s plan.
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One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
He asked one man, “Why are you eating grass?”
“We don’t have any money for food,” the poor man replied, “We have to eat grass.”
“Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I’ll feed you,” the lawyer said.
“But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree.”
“Bring them along,” the lawyer replied.
Turning to the other poor man he stated, “You come with us, too.”
The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, “But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!”
“Bring them all, as well,” the lawyer answered. They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was.
Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, “Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you.”
The lawyer replied, “Glad to do it. You’ll really love my place. The grass is almost a foot high.”
Carolina Car Trek has fallen back a notch and Beaufort’s Big Swim is now in second place on the Bogardi must-see-‘em-all list (right after SC Post Offices.) And not just because the Mermaids are sans clothing, but mostly because the base of the cars is a 55 gallon drum that makes the whole thing look like a public trash bin with a funky top.
The new camera is here and I’m busy monkeying with it. I’ve taken about 20 pictures trying stuff out and so far absolutely none are worth saving, let alone posting here. Too bad I’ve stopped keeping score on the meals out thing because now I could have posted marvelous pictures to go with the prices because this camera has a special “Food” setting.
As much as I hated the Kodak Easyshare software, it made short work of transferring pictures from the camera to the PC. This camera came with a couple different programs for camera to PC connection and I hated the first one I tried, Lumix Simple Viewer, but the second one, Photo Fun Studio, seems a little better. One other thing the Kodak camera made simple was keeping the batter charged, it happened automatically every time the camera was in the dock. The Panasonic came with a separate battery charger, but you have to remove the battery from the camera to charge it. There is an optional AC adapter (DMW-AC5PP), but it doesn’t even charge the battery, it just runs the camera. Definitely won’t be getting that because they want $80 for it.
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This is obviously Walterboro’s old Post Office just from the architecture of the building and it must still be mistaken for an active one, even though the “new” PO looks about 10–15 years old, because there is a sign in one of the windows of the door that says, “Post Office Is Three Doors Down!” with an arrow pointing to the right.
I just finished “Sudden Mischief” (my 14th Spenser novel, 21 to go) and got another Crime Buster Tip. It is actually called:
Spenser’s Tips For Successful Gumshoe-ing #6: If nothing is happening and you haven’t any idea what you’re doing, go someplace and sit and look at something and await developments.
Subparagraph A: Most good detectives bring some coffee and a few donuts with them.
There was already one numbered #6, “Go with the flow.” from Bad Business, but it was called #6 on the Spenser Crime Stopper List.
We have had an Amazon.com credit card for awhile now, we got it because we got 30% off a purchase if we opened an account, but never used it again after that purchase. Recently we started using it again because they offered a really low rate on balance transfers until they are paid off. We took our normal CC with a higher interest rate and paid it off with the Amazon one. As with most cards there is some sort of rewards program, but I never paid attention to it because it was a non-factor in choosing the card, plus I never expected to use it again.
Yesterday I got a $25 Amazon.com reward certificate in the mail for passing some milestone of consumerism and promptly spent it (plus $8 more) on 6 used Spenser novels in a mix of hardcover and paperbacks. That will bring my total Spenser library to 20. I had better hurry and get those last 15, because on October 23rd I’ll get one more book behind when the next Spenser story, Now & Then is published. (source Robert B. Parker’s Blog)
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Almost, we still have to drive over there and capture it, but I have directions to the long lost Hilda Post Office.
After not being able to find the one in Paxville three weeks ago, my more intelligent half suggested that I go ahead and write to the Postmaster of the missing POs and ask where they are. I didn’t figure it would work but what did I have to lose, but a couple 41¢ stamps. Two weeks ago I addressed a short note requesting directions to the Post Offices in Paxville and Hilda. I addressed the envelopes simply Postmaster, name of town and zip code. Inside the envelope was that short note and a SASE. Two days ago I received a reply from Hilda. There was a crude but effective map added to the bottom of my note along with these instructions: “The Hilda Post Office is located inside a car garage store.”
I remember the building and it has no outward sign that it is in fact a Post Office. We may ride over there tomorrow during the morning when they should be open and see what we can see.
Rode the tandem to work today, now 2 Fridays in a row, and about halfway there the headlight started to fade fast. Fortunately it was light enough to see, but unfortunately it was worthless in letting oncoming traffic know we were there. We have had the Night Hawk Dual w/SLA for a half dozen years or so and I afraid the batteries are shot because they no longer stay bright for even the 30 minute commute. They sell replacement batteries for $50 each, but that sounds steep when you can get new, brighter and lighter technology for around twice that. Of course $50 is pretty cost effective if we can get another 6 years out of that investment…
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Didn’t post last night, not because the wireless connection was crap in my room like last week, it was fine because we were home, but because it was such a full day and we got home too late to blog about it.
In the morning Donna and I went on a drive to photograph a half dozen Post Offices. In one I had to use the Emperor’s Mini Me because it was inside a building with no outside indication it was a PO and another that will have to be re shot on another trip that way because there were too many people in lawn chairs in front waiting for a parade.
True to the Postmaster’s letter the Post Office in Hilda was inside a car garage store. There was little section just inside the front door on the left that was set aside for that official function. If you look towards the bottom of the photo right next to a fuel filter is the Matchbox Garnet Red Miata. The other side was the cashier for the garage. Coincidently when we pulled up there was a white 1st Gen Miata just outside one of the garage doors with it’s hood up being worked on.
When we entered the town limits of Ehrhardt, SC the town sign said “Home of the Schuetzenfest.” I wondered to my self what that might be and when they held it. The answer to the second question was answered when we got to the intersection of US601 & SC64. There were people everywhere. The road was not blocked yet, but you could tell that people were staking out spots to watch a parade. The Schuetzenfest was today. How lucky could we be? Well, not so lucky, the Post Office was nowhere near the south end of town where the Google map thought it should be. We parked the car on a parallel street to the parade route and did a walk through. Found the PO and it was 100 feet from the center of all the action. This photo would have to wait for another day. The answer to the second question had to wait until we got home and checked Wikipedia. Leave it to South Carolina to misspell it and homogenize it to look like another “festival” with blow-up kids entertainment thingies, crafts for sale and deep fried dough.
When we got home we had some lunch and I went outside to wash the car for a couple of Miata events for that afternoon & evening. First up was the annual Sno-Cap Drive-In Anniversary hang out in the parking lot. Donna stayed home from this one as it was hot as the dickens and there is little place to hide from it over there, plus it is just a bunch of cars with a bunch of car guys standing around talking about cars. On the way over I found out how it looks to have a waterfall cascade over the windshield header. It looked a little hazy ahead and I didn’t didn’t see any oncoming cars with wipers on, so it couldn’t be rain. Wrong oh. It was a pop up thundershower and it happened so fast I had no time to prepare. Most times if you hit a shower and it is not too heavy the best defense is to roll up the windows and keep moving. This was no one of those times. Traveling at 60 MPH in a deluge just results in there being enough water and force behind it to make it come rolling over the windshield. After about a minute or so it was safe to pull over so I could get the top up, of course I had the boot on which just caused more of a delay in getting every thing closed up. The interior and myself were soaked. Almost turned around and went home, but seeing as I was halfway to the Cap I went anyway. About 2 miles later the storm was gone and the skies were blue so I dropped the top again hoping the sun would help dry everything out. Five miles later when I got to the Drive-In the only way to tell I had gotten drenched was the puddle of water surrounding the shift boot and the damp side of my clothing that I was sitting on. The whole hour and a half I was at the Sno-Cap it didn’t rain a drop, but wouldn’t you know it, a couple miles into the drive home it started to rain again and it kept it up for the rest of the trip. This time I was ready, I put the top up before I even left the Cap’s parking lot.
I had just enough time when I got home to dry off the recently washed car and listen to 4 innings of the FRS whoop up on the Chicago White Sox before heading back out the door for the MMC’s Bug Splat Rally which I run. We had a good turn out (for our little club) with 9 cars at the restaurant. Eight of which went on the run. The bugs were not so cooperative though, there were a lot of clean Miata noses at the Dairy Queen finish. There were a few large splats, but the biggest bug trophy went to a car that came back with a large mosquito plastered near their turn signal. The highlight for us was the medium M&M Blizzard we split.
This morning we went out and did a 13 mile ride on the tandem, the first 50 feet my butt protested the return of the bicycles seat so soon after Friday’s ride, but I showed it who was the boss by continuing on. In truth that was partly the reason we did go for a ride today, because all we have been doing is short and very infrequent rides the limiting factor in our enjoyment is uncomfortable sitting. Most people who start bike riding as an adult think that the reason their hiney hurts is they need a wider, cushier tractor seat, but what they really need is miles. I don’t know what really happens, but it is like forming callouses on your hands from doing manual labor. If you are sitting correctly on a modern lightly padded skinny seat after a while of riding your sit bones won’t bother you even on very long rides.
After riding we did our weekly grocery shopping and were home and in the house for good by 10:30 AM.
I was pleasantly surprised by Stranger Than Fiction that we watched this afternoon, it would have been perfect if not for the happy ending, I would have given it a 10 out of ten, had it stopped right after the bus accident part.
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…if Donna and I had had kids? Redheads Set For Extinction? (via Missives Anonymous) That’s me on the right at the age of twenty. Llighten up on the shirt OK, it was 1975.
I guess I should have saved some of yesterday’s long winded narrative for today so I’d have something to say tonight. How’s this for not so interesting: I’ve got a line on getting rid of the CD collection. A coworker is into buying at yard sales and selling at flea markets to make some extra money. He knows someone who specializes in music and I might be able to dump the whole pile of 460 CDs on him for a quarter a piece. Thats $115 (I shudder to think how much I spent to buy all those shiny plastic wheels) that will go towards buying a DVD burner and a couple of blank DVDs to back up the 25 Gigs worth of MP3s I’ve now got.
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After not having a single number on my Powerball ticket in last Saturday’s $300 million drawing, I feel I’m due to win the $250 million Mega Million drawing tonight.
If that happens I am going to hire professional authors to ghost write my blog so I don’t have to hurt my head thinking stuff up:
Mondays will be handled by J.K. Rowling
Tuesdays will be penned by Stephen King
Wednesdays will be written by Dick Francis
Thursdays will be authored by Michael Crichton
Fridays are going to be John Updike’s responsibility
and the weekends will be the domain of Robert B. Parker
Enjoy.
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Didn’t win the Mega Millions, but no one else did either. That just means more for me to win on Friday…
I have learned to live with the squeal that happens when the A/C compressor kicks in while accelerating, but now I’ve got a new noise. It’s a squeak and it comes when I hit a relatively sharp bump. It is coming from the driver’s side and I think it is from the back (you never know with sounds.) Naturally having just had the shocks changed out the inclination is to think that maybe we didn’t get everything tightened down on them. The trouble with that is when the squeak occurs. It only happens in the afternoon on the way home from work. Doesn’t happen on the trip into work and we just made trip to the store tonight and it didn’t make a peep. It seems to be getting worse, today on the way home it squeaked on smaller bumps making it sound off more often. It doesn’t make sense, temperature related?
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Tuesday, August 28, 2007: MFY 5, FRS 3
Wednesday, August 29, 2007: MFY 4, FRS 3
Thursday, August 30, 2007: MFY 5, FRS 0
The lead in the east is still 5 games, but lets hope the highly paid professional athletes that wear the uniform of the Boston Red Sox aren’t as easily depressed by these developements as I am…
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I’ve now finished 17 out of the 35 Spenser books. I’ve got two more books still on the way from my Amazon spending spree of a week ago and I’ve still got one left to read of the four I’ve already received. Today we went to 3 used book stores, one in Aiken and two in Augusta and bought 6 more books including a good find of a paperback reissue of #3 in the series, Mortal Stakes. his now leaves just 9 books in the series I don’t have.
Mortal Stakes is about Spenser and the 1975 Red Sox (with fictitious players) so it is like getting two pleasures for he price of one, even though I’m really not enamored with the FRS right now after their showing in the Bronx and tonight’s game, so far, against Baltimore.
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