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Indian Summer?

If it is in the upper 80s and it is Novem­ber, is it too late to refer to it as Indian Sum­mer? Beau­ti­ful day. We spent a big chunk of it blast­ing hither and yon on Lake Thur­man with friends from the Miata Club. To and from the lake were spent enjoy­ing the beau­ti­ful day.

When I got home I peeked under the car to see if I could see where the leak is com­ing from. It doesn’t look like it is at either the fill or drain plug. Must be com­ing from the front seal. If that is the case, I may have to go back to plain ol’ oil. Tomor­row after work I’ll put the car on jack stands and clean it all off, then check again in a cou­ple of days.

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Simple Green

The garage smells of Sim­ple Green. Tonight after work I put the car up on jack­stands and squirted the stuff every­where on the dif­fer­en­tial and trans­mis­sion (and the bot­tom of the engine for good mea­sure.) After about 10 min­utes I sprayed it all off using a gar­den hose. Dur­ing those 10 min­utes I took the time to sweep out the dust, acorns, leaves and dead roaches from the garage. The bot­tom of the car is clean and now I will check it on the week­end and see where my leak(s) is com­ing from. I say it like that because I noticed that there were some oily drops on the floor near the mid­dle of the car to go along with the ones at the rear.

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This May Be It

This may be the rant I’ve had flut­ter­ing around inside my head for the last few days. I could have sworn I used it before, but a search of my site reveals noth­ing like it. I may have actu­ally ver­bally ranted to some­one and that is why it seems familiar.

I don’t need a TV to eat my meal. Really. I must be in the minor­ity though, as it seems like every restau­rant I have eaten in, in the last month has had mul­ti­ple boob tubes hang­ing all around. Out­back, Tony Roma’s and Krys­tal to name some chains. Vinny’s Pizze­ria, Ferrando’s Ital­ian Restau­rant and Acrop­o­lis to name some local places. The only places I’ve been that didn’t have any were Burger King and Popeye’s. Can they be far behind?

OCM Phobia

I can’t prove it, but I think Donna feels threat­ened by Alexan­dra Steele. She is an On–Camera Meterol­o­gist at he Weather Chan­nel and seems rel­a­tively new. I think she is on mostly week­ends, but has occa­sion­ally showed up in the morn­ings. When­ever Alexan­dra Steele comes on Donna picks that time to change the chan­nel. I know it might be coin­ci­dence, but my Man’s Intu­ition tells me otherwise.

While Alexan­dra is an attrac­tive woman, Donna has noth­ing to fear from her. Now, Kristina Aber­nathy or Sharon Resul­tan, that’s a dif­fer­ent story.

Hey That’s Wet

Tonight was the Master’s Miata Club meet­ing. It was unusu­ally warm for a Novem­ber evening and we had the top down and com­fort­able is just T-shirts. We were inside Vinny’s Pizze­ria for about an hour and a half and when we came back out, con­den­sa­tion had formed all over the inte­rior of the car. For­tu­nately I keep some paper tow­els in the trunk, so we could dry off the seats before plop­ping back down in them.

Vinny’s Part Deaux

The Miata Club met at Vinny’s tonight. After last weeks visit to the place and see­ing what room was promised and sam­pling the food I didn’t have high hopes. Well boy was I dis­ap­pointed. They gave us a big long table in the cor­ner instead of the room with the pool table. The pizza was excel­lent instead of just so-so. Please we had a large (for us) crowd in atten­dance. Too bad we didn’t have any real busi­ness to attend to…

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Still Leaking

Last night I looked in on the hot water heater that for rea­sons unknown had started to drip at drain out­let and just as mys­te­ri­ously as it started, it stopped. Tonight, hop­ing that that same magic might have worked on my leak­ing dif­fer­en­tial, I didn’t pull into the garage, but got out and checked the floor. Still leak­ing. Maybe I’ll get some reg­u­lar oil and start adding it a bit at a time until the leak stops.

Yeah, I know, don’t be so cheap, drain the $10 a quart syn­thetic and fill it back up with dino, already.

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Lunchtime Fun

I haven’t ranted about Popeye’s for a while (almost 2 years) so either I have got­ten used to the crappy ser­vice or I’ve stop going and just don’t remem­ber. Today we went for lunch there and there were only two peo­ple in front of us. Didn’t think it would take too long, but boy was I wrong. Cus­tomer #1 fin­ished up in a jiffy, but No.2 was a lit­tle old lady. She couldn’t hear to well and prob­a­bly wished for a trans­la­tor as the counter per­son spoke mostly black­lish. If I hadn’t lived in the south so long, I would prob­a­bly also had trou­ble under­stand­ing her. After wait­ing on those two peo­ple, the counter per­son went over to help dish out food. Donna and I stood at the reg­is­ter for the next 5 min­utes watch­ing her fill orders for these peo­ple and the drive-up ones too. All the while she never looked back to even acknowl­edge us. Finally we just turned and left. I guess maybe she was wait­ing for a longer line to form so as to make it worth her while to come over there.

We went up the street a hun­dred yards to Burger King. tired of get­ting burg­ers that have been sit­ting in the rack too long, we have a plan. When we order we always tell them to hold the mayo, this ensures that we get a freshly made sand­wich. It has worked pretty good up until today. The sand­wich was freshly made, but it was made with a patty that had been sit­ting around, it was just barely hot enough. Not only that, along with hold­ing the mayo they skimped on the cat­sup mak­ing for a very dry meal. The only thing that remotely saved our lunch was that we had to wait a bit and got fries right out of the bub­bling hot oil — mmmm.

It’s Funny Now

Today was the Miata Club’s Photo Scav­enger Hunt. We only had 4 cars show up to play, the absolute min­i­mum needed. Those who played had fun and lis­ten­ing to their sto­ries over lunch was worth putting it on for us.

When we gave the teams their instruc­tion sheets, Donna and I headed off to do the prize shop­ping. As is our usual prac­tice we parked far out in the shop­ping cen­ter lot. This has two ben­e­fits, first we get a nice walk in and sec­ond there is less chance of door dings. Because it was cloudy with a chance of sprin­kles we put on the cock­pit cover. Boy did that turn out to be a good idea. We went into we went into 5 sep­a­rate stores hunt­ing just the right prizes. We wanted to get some­thing nice, but not too expen­sive. Store num­ber 6 was the win­ner, Michael’s had pic­ture frames on half price sale. We snagged 8 nice wood pic­ture frames for $30. Four 4x6 for sec­ond place and four 5x7 for first. When we got back to the car parked near the edge of the lot, we noticed that the sprin­kler was on and was spray­ing all over the car. The cock­pit cover had done its job as the inte­rior of the car was dry, until I uncov­ered it in an attempt to put the top up. Donna didn’t want to get wet, so she refused to help. I man­aged to get the cover off with­out spilling too much of the pooled water into the inte­rior. I timed it right and raised the top real fast. Unfor­tu­nately the spray was com­ing in the low­ered pas­sen­ger side win­dow. It made two sweeps into my face as I fum­bled to raise the power win­dows. It made two more passes before I got my key out of my pocket and turned the igni­tion to ON and could actu­ally get the win­dow up. I got the roll of paper tow­els out of the trunk and wiped up as good as I could. I spent the rest of the morn­ing with wet jeans.

It is funny now that I look back on it and if any­one was watch­ing I bet they got a good laugh. And now that I have had a while to look at the prob­lem, I prob­a­bly could have avoided get­ting wet at all by get­ting Donna to come up from behind the sprin­kler head (it was only sweep­ing 180 degrees) and just hold it in one spot away from the car.

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Weeklong Day

Let us tell today’s story by recap­ping all the posts this week so far by mak­ing some cor­rec­tions and/or observations.

Fri­day, Novem­ber 07, 2003 — Lunchtime Fun
At lunch today Bob Smith was the last per­son to get his salad deliv­ered to the table. This led to him recount­ing a meal out with friends in the past where he never actu­ally his meal. This led to, you guessed it, he didn’t get his ham­burger today.

Thurs­day, Novem­ber 06, 2003 — Hey That’s Wet
The inte­rior of the car got soaked today. Read about it over on the Diaries and then come back.

Wednes­day, Novem­ber 05, 2003 — OCM Pho­bia
While watch­ing the Weather Chan­nel to get the fore­cast for today I real­ized that I was wrong about the name of the On–Camera Meterol­o­gist. It is Hillary Andrews not Alexan­dra Steele. Hillary is so new she doesn’t have a bio page over on their site yet, so I can’t link a pic­ture. While watch­ing Hillary do the fore­cast for the north­east Donna came in and changed the chan­nel to a local sta­tion say­ing that their weather would be more accurate.

Tues­day, Novem­ber 04, 2003 — Maybe I Need To Write This One First
True to form, I wrote the Diaries story first tonight and now I’m resort­ing to this cheap trick to gen­er­ate a post.

Mon­day, Novem­ber 03, 2003 — This May Be It
There was a TV in Salsa’s, our lunchtime restau­rant, today. To be fair it was aimed at the bar and not the reg­u­lar seat­ing area.

Bagel Run

I requested bagels for break­fast, so Donna requested I go get them. After I got home from Best Bagels & Deli, she said, “I for­got to tell you we are out of cream cheese.” Back out I went to Bi-Lo. Both trips I had the win­dow down for only part of it as win­ter­time arrived today. for­tu­nately it is only for today as by Mon­day it will be back in the 70s again. Good thing too, dri­ving around in the cold with the top up I can hear the dash rat­tle in two dif­fer­ent spots at two dif­fer­ent RPMs.

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Christmas In November

On this morning’s errands I tired of con­stant clas­si­cal music from my MP# player, so I ven­tured onto the radio dial. One of the local sta­tions was hav­ing a con­tin­u­ous Christ­mas music week­end. There are almost 3 weeks until Thanks­giv­ing already! It was only a mat­ter of time I sup­pose, we are now used to see­ing Christ­mas mer­chan­dise make lim­ited appear­ances on store shelves along side the Hal­loween dec­o­ra­tions. There is already a “hol­i­day movie” play­ing at the­aters near you, Elf.

Mak­ing mat­ters worse is that today I com­piled and burned a Christ­mas Music CD for a swap…

I Forgot My Anniversary

My 14th anniver­sary was last Fri­day. I didn’t buy any gifts, I didn’t even acknowl­edge it at all. I hope I can be forgiven.

On Tues­day, Novem­ber 7th, 1989 I drove home in a Miata for the first time. 1990 Mariner Blue with the A Pack­age, A/C and mats. Paid list price (around $15,500 total) when oth­ers were being charged premiums.

Kept that car for 6 years before trad­ing it in on the 1995 Laguna Blue in Decem­ber 1995. I guess that is why I got away with for­get­ting, Fri­day was my anniver­sary of being a Miata owner not the owner of this car.

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I’ve Lost That Loving Feeling

This week­end I did not watch a DVD all the way through of the five attempted.

1) The first of the Sopra­nos, Sea­son 4 discs was ejected after 2 of the 3 episodes it con­tained. Maybe it was the long lay­off between sea­sons or maybe I finally fig­ured out it was just a soap opera with cuss words, killing and an occa­sional naked breast. The rest of Sea­son 4 discs were then removed from my Net­flix queue.

2) The Lord of the Rings: The Two Tow­ers was turned off after 47 min­utes. I con­sider this a major fail­ure in my Sci­ence Fic­tion fan­hood. I could never read past the first cou­ple of chap­ters in the books. I tried sev­eral times in my youth to do it, but failed. I did man­age to watch the first movie all the way through and fig­ured now that I got all the char­ac­ters down and was some­what inter­ested in them I would make it through the whole series. Nope.

3) The Emperor’s Club lasted 16 min­utes, 17 sec­onds. I went into this with a bad atti­tude. I can’t stom­ach Kevin Kline, I’ve almost never liked him, A Fish Called Wanda was the excep­tion. And I knew that it was going to be some­thing like The Dead Poet’s Soci­ety going in, but I just couldn’t get into the story.

4) Read My Lips. This one was the third movie I attempted to watch Sun­day after­noon and it stayed play­ing the short­est 5:25. Per­haps if I had given it more time…I cringed at what was hap­pen­ing to this poor woman in the begin­ning, but for what ever rea­son I didn’t really care. I didn’t find her lik­able, sorry. I started paint­ing the kitchen cab­i­nets instead.

5) I did eject The X-Files Sea­son 1: Disc 4, but that was after watch­ing Episode 1x14, Lazarus and this disc will go back in next Sun­day to watch the 4th and last episode on it. Disc 5 is #2 in the queue and will be here shortly.

Dang, It’s Dark

This is our extra hour a day week, so we can get Fri­day after­noon off. After work tonight we went to do a short work­out at the health club, about 30 min­utes of weights, and when we got home had spaghetti for sup­per. When we were done eat­ing it was only 6 o’clock, but it was as dark as mid­night out­side. I can barely muster the energy to post and as you can see I can’t think of any­thing con­struc­tive to rant about…

I think I have a slight case of Sea­sonal Affec­tive Dis­or­der.

Sawft

Our old tow­els had turned to sand­pa­per these last few months, so last night when we went to replace them I insisted we get some real soft ones. Donna had some nice ones in the cart when I joined them, but I thought we could spend a lit­tle more than the $10 each and get some­thing more cushy. I jok­ingly said let’s spend dou­ble that oughta do it. Lit­tle did I sup­pose that they actu­ally had $20 each bath tow­els. Well we picked up 2 a piece and that shot pretty close to a whole Ben Franklin. But man, they are soft as velour and suck up the water bet­ter than a Bounty paper towel.

Mini Mania

The Miata is get­ting long in the tooth (I know some will feel it is just get­ting bro­ken in at 124k) and this is the longest we’ve gone with­out own­ing a “New” car, so I’ve been con­tem­plat­ing replac­ing the Miata with one of the new Mini Coop­ers. They are about the same size in wheel­base and track, but the Mini is a foot shorter over­all. Not a con­vert­ible obvi­ously, but they are avail­able with a big ol’ sun­roof. Trou­ble is they are still a rare bird after two years in pro­duc­tion. You can go to the MiniUSA site and build one to suit you, but then there is the cou­ple three months wait (some say a lot longer.) We have sched­uled a test drive next Sat­ur­day in Charleston, SC. I’ll let you know my impressions.

I wanted to go to Greenville, SC to test one but I had a bad expe­ri­ence try­ing to arrange a test drive over the inter­net. Maybe I’ll detail it tomor­row, because it is def­i­nitely rant-worthy, but I don’t want to do it tonight, I’ve got to go wash the old beast for a Miata event tomorrow…

Mini Mania II

Ear­lier in the week I signed up on the web­site for them to send me a Mini brochure. It arrived in the mail today. I am begin­ning to think these guys are too cute. The brochure was about the Mini, but it was also a mini brochure. It mea­sured 3–1/2″ by 3–1/2″. When unfolded, its 10 pan­els mea­sured over 3′ long.

I also have been check­ing out the Miata.net equiv­a­lent for the car, Mini2.com. They even have an active forum for shar­ing the love with other Mini nuts.

After a bit of read­ing in the forum it seems that the path to Mini own­er­ship is fraught with obsta­cles. A lot of the same things tran­spired when the Miata came out in 1989. Things set­tled down for the Miata in a year or so, but the Mini has been for sale since Feb­ru­ary 2001 and the car is still not that read­ily available.

It’s Summer!

Not really. If you stood out of the wind in the sun dur­ing the mid after­noon you might believe it was a cool sum­mer day.

It was a nice day for the “Mem­ber­ship Drive.” We actu­ally did get a new mem­ber. A fel­low who had pur­chased a new Miata from Rader back in the real sum­mer, showed up to claim his free mem­ber­ship. He had to leave early, so he said, I hope we didn’t frighten him off.

It also became com­mon knowl­edge among the group that I am flirt­ing with leav­ing the Miata fold for Mini-dom. When I blamed it all on Mazda for not hav­ing a decent blue col­ored car, Scott hus­tled off and got the hot-off-the-presses 2004 Miata brochure. It con­tained this sharp look­ing pic­ture of a bright blue Miata. Seems a new color for ’04 is Strato Mica Blue. I never trust the col­ors depicted in Mazda pho­tos as they have been way far apart from the actual appear­ance in the past. Good thing, because it turns out Strato is the same color as one of 2003’s Spe­cial Edi­tion col­ors which is much darker than the brochure (or web page) shows and when I saw one in Rader’s show­room sev­eral months ago it looked almost PURPLE!

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Parts Is Parts

Blew out a turn sig­nal bulb yes­ter­day. We were on our way to a Miata event at our spon­sor­ing dealer, so when the first parts store I stopped in didn’t have what I needed I fig­ured I could get it at their parts counter. The bulb is a pretty stan­dard auto­mo­tive bulb, an 1157NA. 1157 is the type, 12 volts, two fil­a­ments, one brighter than the other and the NA means it is amber. The parts store had plain 1157s, but because the Miatas turn sig­nals are mounted in a clear lens I needed the yel­low bulb.

When I asked the parts counter guy for two 1157NAs he didn’t move, he just looked at me like he was wait­ing for more infor­ma­tion. None was needed, but he asked any­way, “What kind of car is it for?” I sighed inter­nally and said out loud, a Mazda Miata. Off he went to the bulb draw. He rum­maged around for a few min­utes and came back with two bulbs. When he put them on the counter they were clear. I said, “I wanted NAs, I need them to be amber.” Back to the drawer he went. More rum­mag­ing, lots more. Finally after what seemed like 5 min­utes he returns with two yel­low bulbs. I checked the part num­ber just to be sure. As I’m walk­ing away I heard him say to him­self, “I always won­dered what NA meant.”

I guess basic auto­mo­tive knowl­edge isn’t a pre­req­ui­site of work­ing at a part depart­ment in a car deal­er­ship. To be some­what fair, this deal­er­ship sells both Mercedes-Benz’s and Mazda’s so maybe he needed to know how much to charge me. I paid $2.87 for the pair, I won­der if a Benz owner would have had to fork over $8.59 for his?

The Italian Job

Watched the 1969 ver­sion with Michael Caine tonight. For those of you who have seen a lot of 60’s movies, this thing would strike you as extremely odd. For those of us who have seen a bunch of movies (or pos­si­bly lived in) that time frame, this movie is still quite odd. I think it must be the strong British influence.

There can only be one rea­son for the remak­ing this flick — BMW. I know noth­ing has been said and maybe I am a bit of a con­spir­acy the­o­rist, but they had to be behind it. The 2003 ver­sion is noth­ing more than a 111-minute com­mer­cial for the new MINI Cooper. Hey it worked I’ll be in Charleston this week­end dri­ving one.

Cross Another One Off The List

After a week and a half ago’s lunch fiasco we will no longer be vis­it­ing the only Popeye’s in town, nor will we ever set foot inside the north­side Burger King again. There are just too many choices of places to eat that we need to sub­ject our­selves to sub-standard ser­vice or food. Tonight we have to cross another place of the Bog­a­r­dus Din­ing Out List. What is usu­ally a nice place to get chicken fin­gers, dis­ap­pointed us big time. First clue was when we were stand­ing in line to order the counter per­son started mut­ter about hav­ing the answer the phone and tak­ing those orders. The wait for our meal was way out of pro­por­tion to the busy­ness of the joint. The fin­gers were barely warm enough to eat, the corn­bread was stale and the mashed pota­toes were pretty cold. I guess they must have put the plate in the freezer while wait­ing on the green beans. The beans were pip­ing hot. We didn’t eat the corn­bread and I did take the mashed pota­toes back up and asked if it wasn’t too much trou­ble, could I get some hot mashed pota­toes. The poured a lit­tle more gravy on them and nuked ‘em. Unfor­tu­nately now they were as hot as the beans thereby mak­ing the warm chicken seem less so. So long Wife Saver, Zaxby’s here we come.

New Car Fever

Ever since I drove that Sea Foam Green Miata about a month ago I’ve had the itch to get a new car. This one is the old­est and high­est mileage car I’ve owned at 8 years and 124k miles. Ever since we have been mar­ried we have always had a nice auto­mo­bile that we bought new. Although there is noth­ing really wrong with the Miata, I think I’d like the feel­ing of a new taught car.

The trou­ble is that in the past eight years Miatas have crept up into the mid­dle 20’s and that just seems like too much money for, in essence, a small car. On the plus side, Mazda is offer­ing 0% inter­est on 2003 mod­els and they might be will­ing to deal some to clean the lot of these “old” cars. The bad news is that the Miata doesn’t come in, what I con­sider, a decent shade of blue.

On the other hand I am intrigued by the new Mini. A brand new Mini Cooper can be had for around $20k and a super­charged S for only three thou­sand more. On the plus side for them is they have two shades of blue that appear accept­able and they are a excel­lent han­dling car for a front-driver. The down side is they aren’t con­vert­ibles and from what I’ve read on the MINI2 forums the qual­ity in cer­tain areas is suspect.

I guess there is option #3 to con­sider, take an antibi­otic to squash the fever. I may need heavy doses after Sat­ur­day, we are going to Charleston to test drive Minis.

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50 Year Old Cabinets

We are in the mid­dle of a kitchen spruce-up. Fresh paint on the cab­i­net doors and new shiny sil­ver hinges and knobs to match. We have a yel­low tile counter top which was stan­dard in that era and the cab­i­nets were painted a pale yel­low to get every­thing to blend in. This time we have decided to embrace the fifties in some spirit by paint­ing the bot­tom cab­i­net doors in what could only be called glossy avo­cado. The top ones will be painted in another 50’s inspired color, glossy mus­tard. Tonight we got the bot­tom por­tion fin­ished, some­what. Although the hinges were the same style as what was removed, when reusing the pre-existing holes a few of the doors don’t close nicely any­more. And with the extra coats of paint a few of the draw­ers don’t slide as well as they used to…

This Means War

Brother agin brother! Father agin son! Fam­i­lies torn asun­der in South Car­olina! No, I’m not talk­ing about the Civil War, but some­thing almost as impor­tant to folks around here, USC plays Clem­son in foot­ball tomor­row for statewide brag­ging rights for the next year.

The first win­ter after we moved to South Car­olina I bought a new sweat­shirt. I picked it up because it was a nice shade of maroon and had the words SOUTH CAROLINA in white block let­ters embroi­dered in an arc across the front. I didn’t real­ize until a cou­ple years later that it sym­bol­ized the Uni­ver­sity of South Car­olina because of its col­ors, etc.

Friday’s since Sep­tem­ber have been wear your school col­ors day at work. My col­lege is Del­gado Com­mu­nity Col­lege in New Orleans and they don’t sell school stuff online, so I was left out of the fes­tiv­i­ties. The only time I remotely played along is when I wore my red, white and blue rugby shirt and proudly pro­claimed the USA was the school I sup­ported. But today I broke out the maroon sweat­shirt to wear to work just to see what would hap­pen. Some good natured rib­bing, but not much as I think most peo­ple already knew I really didn’t care one way or another. Secretly, deep down inside I am root­ing for USC. For one how can any­one root for a school who’s promi­nent color is orange? And sec­ondly, you gotta love a school that actu­ally encour­ages peo­ple (even the girls) to shout, “Go Cocks!”

Mini Underwhelms

The day I’ve antic­i­pated for 2 weeks came and went. After a chilly drive down (the 1st half with the top down, until we got too cold) I drove right by the deal­er­ship. The Mini place shares the build­ing with the BMW folks and it is a new build­ing that is attrac­tively land­scaped. Unfor­tu­nately the pal­metto trees and other plants prac­ti­cally hide the place from the road unless you know it is there. I guess this is prob­a­bly OK with them because it fits more in with what I think the BMW car dealer phi­los­o­phy might be, if you want one of our cars, come find us. Not like your basic US/Japanese dealer where the cars are on spin­ning pedestals 6 inches from the road with flags and bal­loons flap­ping every­where. Really, has there been mar­ket­ing stud­ies that found a direct cor­re­la­tion to bal­loons and car buy­ing desire.

We turned into a dif­fer­ent Hen­drick dealer’s lot and tried to snake our way back as it looked all con­nected. It was not and we ended up way out back, close to the BMW ser­vice area. There were a cou­ple of Minis back there that we looked at for a few min­utes before going in the ser­vice counter and ask­ing where the Mini deal­er­ship was located (it was still not appar­ent from where we were.) On the short walk over, I dragged Donna over to see a BMW Z8 that was in for ser­vice. Donna wanted to know what the big deal was and I said, “It’s like a hun­dred thou­sand dol­lar car.” She har­rumphed and said, “It’s ugly.” In mag­a­zine pho­tos I thought it looked real sharp, but in per­son I had to agree with her.

When we arrived the place was strewn with Minis of all vari­a­tions and col­ors. We met out “Motor­ing Advi­sor” Dana and she set about lin­ing up a cou­ple of cars to drive. My only requests were to drive a base Cooper and an S, with one of them hav­ing a sun­roof. First up was the base car with no sun­roof. It had some dealer installed 16″ wheels instead of the stan­dard 15s, too bad, I had hoped to try the base in stock form so I could gage ride/road feel and han­dling dif­fer­ences when I got in the S. Didn’t really mat­ter as the MA rides with you and guides you on about a 10 mile loop. You get a half a mile of Inter­state and then just city streets. There is one patch of a road with a cou­ple of bends in it, but noth­ing to really gage the han­dling capa­bil­i­ties. Next was a drive in the super­charged Cooper S. The nor­mal S tester and the one she wanted to take us in didn’t have a sun­roof either. I reminded her that I wanted one with the sun­roof, so off she went to find one that fit the bill. Found one but I think that she didn’t want to take us in it was that hadn’t really been fully prepped. It still had plas­tic on the seats and card­board all over the inside. It didn’t mat­ter to me because all I wanted out of this was to see if I felt the extra 50 horses were worth the $3K over the base. Out for the same 10 mile loop.

When we got back I had one more request, I wanted to see some cloth seats. The base had leather and the S had the leatherette. The fake stuff was a very nice qual­ity, the feel and fin­ish would fool a lot of peo­ple, but I think cloth would be bet­ter than the vinyl and leather at $1600 was too much for too lit­tle. And if I was buy­ing a Mini I think the cloth would be the way I’d go. There was one she could show me, but Dana had to go back inside to get the key. After we stood around a bit idly chat­ting about col­ors, I thanked her for her time and asked for her card. I think we both knew that I wasn’t buying.

Here is why I’m not buy­ing: Nei­ther blue in per­son blow my skirt up, after that any color was a com­pro­mise and nei­ther Donna or I could pick one we really liked. The inside was too plas­tic feel­ing, the door pulls felt really cheap, the dash when you touched it had the feel of the side of a Bar­bie pedal car. The rear view mir­ror on the inside reminded my of a child’s com­pact mir­ror. It was small and quirk­ily shaped and sur­rounded by a 1/2 wide plas­tic frame. On the first run we started out with the A/C on and the fan seemed really loud for the amount of air it was putting out. On the sec­ond run with the roof open and both win­dows down it was really noisy, even at city dri­ving speeds. Almost as loud as the Miata with full top down and if you are going to have that much sound and fury, why not have the whole con­vert­ible expe­ri­ence. The sun­roof from the inside didn’t seem as big as it does look­ing at it in the roof. I didn’t find the dead pedal until I was sta­tion­ary back at the dealer look­ing at the cloth inte­rior. I was not impressed, Donna on the other hand didn’t like it at all. A ten mile, 15 minute drive is not enough of an expe­ri­ence to really tell if you like the car, for that length of time a new Chevy Cav­a­lier is prob­a­bly a won­der­ful car. I guess if you were meant for the car that is all it would take, but hav­ing owned a Miata, I needed to be sold and wasn’t.

Here is some of the nice things. The base car, although 15 HP shy of my Miata and 200 lbs. heav­ier, felt just as peppy. Not being a big HP guy the S ver­sion wouldn’t have been worth it. Good thing too, as the hood scoop sort of ruined the cute front end we both thought. Damn thing is cute as a but­ton. Plenty of leg room, I had the seat for­ward a cou­ple of notches. The doors opened really wide. Did I men­tion it’s cute?

Donna said it best for both of us, the inside doesn’t live up to the fun promised by the outside.

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Crap, Now What?

My quest for new car own­er­ship took a major blow today. The Mini Unde­whelmed us. Not bad, but it was no Miata.

After 3 years of no car pay­ments, when we do under­take them I would like them as small as pos­si­ble. Ide­ally $300, with 325 really being the max I feel com­fort­able with. With a Mini that was a dis­tinct pos­si­bil­ity, with a new Miata it is a lot fur­ther out of reach. Then you have to take into con­sid­er­a­tion that insur­ance will now go up for your more expen­sive car, next year’s (and hereafter’s) tax bill goes up too.

There is zero per­cent financ­ing on 2003 Miatas until next Mon­day, so for 60 months, $300 would be financ­ing a total of $18,000. Even if the dealer was gen­er­ous and gave me what KBB claims is a pri­vate party price of $4k, that only brings me to the 22 thou­sand mark. That is base Miata ter­ri­tory and if I’m buy­ing I would want the upscale L pack­age for the cruise and lim­ited slip.

The other option open is there is a rebate on Miatas of $2750 until next Mon­day, 12/1. This is more appeal­ing as in the price range we are in here and avail­able inter­est rates now it is cheaper to take the money off up front.

The real prob­lem with all of this is the same one that sent me Mini shop­ping to begin with, there is no real color Miata out there that really appeals to me. Most the ‘03s left over out there are that hideous Splash Green and the equally as repul­sive Spe­cial Edi­tion color of Strato Blue (which is more vio­let than blue.) It is almost enough to drive a man to buy a red car. Actu­ally there a few Gar­net Red (which is actu­ally more maroon­ish) cars out there and Donna kinda likes it, but I can’t abide by the tan color inte­rior I’ve seen them with and I’m not too sure they would look good with my inte­rior color of choice, black.

There just may not be a new car in my future. Small sporty con­vert­ibles are few and far between. The Toy­ota MR2 is too quirky look­ing and has less stor­age space than the aver­age women’s purse. Boxsters and SLKs are out of my league. I guess I could start look­ing at 2 year old Honda S2000s, they came in sort of an attrac­tive blue with a blue interior.

Well, I’m Ready To Deal

I think if I can get a good deal on an ’03 I may just upgrade the Miata. There is a $2750 rebate offer or zero per­cent financ­ing avail­able until next Mon­day 12/1. I think I’d like a new car and have even decided to be a big boy about hav­ing to have a blue car and if I want a Miata it just ain’t going to be blue. I spent this after­noon tak­ing some of the stuff off my car that I want to keep and return­ing it to as close to stock as I can. I put back the OEM switches for the barn­doors and haz­ards. I pulled out the tog­gle switches in the con­sole too. (I have to fab­ri­cate an alu­minum plate at work tomor­row to cover the holes.) Even if this new car thing doesn’t work out it was time for a change anyway.

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One Last Splash Green Story

After test dri­ving Minis yes­ter­day we stopped in to a Mazda dealer just down the street. We parked off to one side and started to wan­der the lot. A sales­man noticed us and asked if we needed help. We said, “No we are just brows­ing, but if you give me your card and we decide to buy, I’ll ask for you.” He saw that we had dri­ven up in a Miata, so he said, while wav­ing in one direc­tion, we have a $2750 rebate on the ’03 Miatas and we are ready to deal. We have some pre-owned, point­ing in a dif­fer­ent direc­tion, that are marked way down that we can also deal on. And if you want that one, we can really talk deal as we just can’t seem to sell it. You guessed it, he was point­ing directly at a Splash Green Miata.

The Lesser Of Two Evils

Went ahead and traded in the 8 year old Miata on a shiny new one tonight. We briefly con­sid­ered offer­ing on the Splash Green as it had started to grow on us dur­ing the 4 days we had it. We thought if it grew that well in 4 days after about a year we would love it to death. Then simul­ta­ne­ously we went, “Nah.” More than likely we would regret it after a month as it would not have grown any nicer, but prob­a­bly would have back slid into repulsiveness.

That means we bought the maroon and tan one. Actu­ally, its more for­mal name is Gar­net Red Mica and Parch­ment, but who has time to type that all out? On Sun­day we vis­ited the Mazda dealer on the SC side of the river and he had a Gar­net car with the black top and inte­rior. It was OK, but not enough con­trast maybe. (Remind me tomor­row, as I’ve got a good rant about this place.)

Right after that we went to the GA Mazda dealer where the one with the tan inte­rior sat. On sec­ond look I real­ized it was a nicer combo than the maroon/black combo and actu­ally a very nice look­ing car.

With this move there will prob­a­bly be some changes. This site is hosted on the domain I use for the fan club for 1st gen­er­a­tion Miatas, now that I own a sec­ond gen­er­a­tion, I’ll be giv­ing up the domain, if I can find a care­taker, in Feb­ru­ary when the rights and my host­ing agree­ment expire. May move back to, shud­der, Blogspot. Got a while yet before this become a press­ing issue.

They Were Too

The num­bers at the bot­tom of the page reflect the totals for a car I no longer own. If you are look­ing for a ’95 Laguna Blue Mazda Miata with 124k and in excel­lent con­di­tion, call or email Scott Rush­ton. (800–634-7038 / s.rushton@radernet.com)

A few thing are going to change around here because of this event. First I’m going to stop count­ing top cycles. I’m also going to stop with the run­ning totals on money spent, maybe because it will jump $300 the begin­ning of the month for the next 60 and I don’t need the reminder. I think I will keep track of main­te­nance costs and at what mileage & when I do them (I’m get­ting old and it will be nice to have the ref­er­ence.) I will also keep track of the mod­i­fi­ca­tions I make to the car and what I spend on them (these will be few and far between because of that $300 thing men­tioned earlier.)

Oh, yeah, the col­ors will shift here too. I bought an ’03 Gar­net Red LS with the Parch­ment Leather inte­rior (read, maroon and tan.)

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Thanksgiving

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Have a Nor­man Rockwell-esque Thanksgiving.

Day One

The car has been ours for exactly 24 hours now and I’ve already started the per­son­al­iza­tion process. Actu­ally that started before I even turned the key. On Sun­day I returned the blue car to as stock a form as pos­si­ble, but I didn’t have my orig­i­nal shift knob, so I had to leave the Voodoo Mag­num on for the drive over. After the price was agreed on and the finance guy was look­ing for a cheaper than we had 4.09% inter­est rate, I removed the stock knob from the new car and put it on the trade-in. Then the Voodoo went on the new car.

When we got home I put the match­ing e-brake han­dle and the black leather brake boot on. Next I swapped out the 1 piece sun visors for the fold­ing ones of a early 90s Miata. They are slightly faded com­pared to the brand new ones, but they don’t cover the top latches, so they elim­i­nate two steps in the top drop­ping process.

Next was the removal of the gov­ern­ment man­dated baby seat tie down points and the seat stop bracket which kept you from impal­ing your kid­neys on the tie downs. This gave the nav­i­ga­tor an extra 2 inches of rear­ward seat travel.

While tech­ni­cally not a mod, I removed the front license plate mount and with it the plate that said Rader.

Never Pick Up Your New Car At Night

When Donna went to get in the car this morn­ing she said, “Hey, what’s this.” I went over and looked and there are about 8–10 lit­tle scratches on the top of the door. Looks like someone’s dog either rode around in the pas­sen­ger seat with its paws rest­ing on the door top or it spent a few min­utes lick­ing the face of a pas­sen­ger. We do not own a dog and when we drove the car home last night we pulled it straight into the garage. They must have been there from an ear­lier test drive. When we looked at it Sun­day on their lot when we decided to buy, it was cov­ered in dust, etc from being out­side. The car was washed but who ever did the job didn’t notice or didn’t want to say any­thing. When the sales­man or who­ever (maybe even the per­son who washed it) parked it under the awning for deliv­ery didn’t see them because they are on the pas­sen­ger side.

When I called the sales­man he was very apolo­getic and said bring it back and we’ll make it right, no mat­ter what it takes. He did say wait until Mon­day though, with the Thanks­giv­ing hol­i­day they won’t be able to get to it until at least then.

Had there only been a cou­ple or maybe if they were in any other spot besides the top of a door where it is really notice­able, I’d have said noth­ing. I mean the car is going to get a scratch or two or worse even­tu­ally, why not just be done with it.