Sturgeon’s Law

Ninety per­cent of every­thing is crap.


Derived from a quote by sci­ence fic­tion author Theodore Stur­geon, who once said, “Sure, 90% of sci­ence fic­tion is crud. That’s because 90% of every­thing is crud.” Oddly, when Sturgeon’s Law is cited, the final word is almost invari­ably changed to ‘crap’.

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1.6% of Our Fame

Banksia SkyThe pic­ture in last Wednesday’s post was on TV. After I showed the image to a cou­ple folks at work I was told I should sent it in to the local morn­ing weather guy because every morn­ing he shows a pic­ture that a viewer has sent in. I emailed it to him on Fri­day and he replied that it would get shown on Mon­day at 5:15 and 6:15AM. When Donna asked if I wanted to get up a lit­tle ear­lier so I could see the pic­ture, I told her no, I’d already seen it.

There are a lot of peo­ple at work who get up early and must get their weather in the morn­ing from Matt Mon­roe because I had a whole lot of peo­ple catch me Mon­day (and a few on Tues­day) and tell me they saw my pic­ture on Chan­nel 6. One per­son tells me I won a cof­fee cup with some ground cof­fee. Another tells me I will prob­a­bly get an umbrella. I think both of those are pro­mo­tions from other sta­tions or pre­vi­ous weather peo­ple, but never hav­ing watched the local morn­ing news, who knows. I vow to watch on Tues­day morn­ing to see what actu­ally hap­pens dur­ing the viewer photo segment.

I of course for­get all about it. Then last night a friend from the MMC emailed me to say she saw my photo on TV on Mon­day and I should watch this morn­ing to see one of hers, so I rolled out of bed about 10 min­utes ear­lier than nor­mal and watched the morn­ing weather. Matt did the weather and then went to a com­mer­cial. Huh? No pic­ture? When they came back from the break, there was Carol’s photo of some high moun­tains and blue sky. Oooh and aaah from Weather Guy, cheery com­ment from Anchor Woman and back to the news. No men­tion of a cof­fee mug. No umbrella. Noth­ing but using up about fif­teen sec­onds of our 15 minutes.

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I’m Glowing

We got to the shop­ping cen­ter early where the restau­rant was for the MMC monthly meet­ing, so we decided to kill a lit­tle time tak­ing a walk around. We got about halfway down the strip when we decided to duck into Cir­cuit City for a restroom break. They were in the back of the store and when I came out I was fac­ing the key­board & mouse area. The OEM Dell key­board has a cou­ple of sticky and or hard to hit keys that have become annoy­ing. The biggest cul­prit is the space bar.

Plenty to choose from rang­ing in price from $25 to $75. The one that intrigued me the most was one that had back lit keys. The com­puter sits in a dark room with one light aimed at the back of the desk behind the mon­i­tor for that indi­rect light­ing effect. Because I have to look at the keys to type this thing was made for me. Sev­enty bucks later I was the proud owner of a Saitek Eclipse II Key­board.

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Hey! We’re At The Beach!

Hey! We're At The Beach!Last week the moun­tains, this week the shore. We are down in Hilton Head for a lit­tle busi­ness and a lot of fun.

Took the after­noon off and got to ride here with the top down (win­dows and wind­blocker up.) Traf­fic was pretty good except for both ends of the drive. Fri­day mid­day in Aiken must bring out the grannies and Fri­day late after­noon brings out the crowds, even in the off-season, in Hilton Head. After unpack­ing in our condo by the beach we went back out to get some din­ner. It was a toss up between Japan­ese and pizza. We were lean­ing towards the pizza and the clincher was the Japan­ese place wasn’t even going open for another 45 min­utes. There were two pizza places I had picked out of the restau­rant guide and we missed the first because I never spot­ted the land­mark (Fudruck­ers) that they said they were behind. We found the sec­ond one and were not really glad we did.

If you ever find your­self here, don’t eat at Pizza Roma in Col­igny Plaza. We were the only ones in the place and maybe we should have taken the hint. The salad was good and plen­ti­ful, but the pizza was noth­ing spe­cial. We would have been bet­ter off get­ting a DiGiornos at Bi-Lo and heat­ing it up in the oven at the condo. I have always said that pizza is like sex, there is no such thing as bad, just dif­fer­ent. Well now I cer­tainly hope that I never get to expe­ri­ence the sex that is the par­al­lel to tonight’s pizza…

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Rearranging Sand

Sand PipesThese pipes are part of a $16 mil­lion dol­lar “beach renour­ish­ment pro­gram on the south and east coast of HHI. They dredge up sand from the bot­tom of the sea a 1/4 mile off­shore and pump it to the beach to widen the slowly retreat­ing beach. They’ve fin­ished the sec­tion in front of the resort and have moved fur­ther along the shore which is closer to the dredg­ing area so these lengths of pipe are not needed right now.

Morn­ing walk on the beach, hhicondo.com busi­ness, lunch at Gruby’s NY Deli, washed the min­eral encrusted water spots off the Miata (parked under a sprin­kler here at the resort), read some on the bal­cony in the sun­shine, vis­ited Jerry the Condo King and his bride Donna before they treated my Donna and I to din­ner at Julep’s where we eat for the tri­fecta (appe­tizer, entree & dessert), short walk on the golf cart path and write a lit­tle blog post.

Full freak­ing day.

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POS Racing Fan Club

POSAfter break­fast in the condo Donna and I drove over to Roe­bling Road Race­way out­side of Savan­nah, GA to see a cou­ple of friends race in an SCCA Solo1 event.

John is a heck of a dri­ver that I hate fol­low­ing through the twisty roads on MMC events, because I know if I try and keep up with him I’ll end up get­ting in trou­ble. On the road he dri­ves with what seems like aban­don, but he always keeps in on the pave­ment. On the track he is a ter­ror and usu­ally once an event he man­ages to find the dirt, but he still has wrapped up first place in the south­east region in the CSP class. The car he dri­ves, and con­se­quently the race team, was chris­tened by his wife the day he brought the well used red early model Miata home from the dealer, POS (and I’m bet­ting you can fig­ure what those three ini­tials stand for.) After these last few years POS now has an alter­nate nick­name, the Money Pit. Hey, it keeps John off the streets, literally.

Today when we got to the track John made me an hon­orary pit crew mem­ber by giv­ing me a ball cap embroi­dered with the words POS Rac­ing and a small red Miata com­plete with his car num­ber in the white meat­ball on the door. I’m not sure if you get to pick your own num­ber, but John’s is 54 and I won­der if it has any­thing to do with his propen­sity to leave the track and Offi­cers Toody & Muldoon.

When we got back from watch­ing rac­ing this after­noon I changed the oil and rotated the tires on the Emperor. At 48,840 the car was about at the halfway point between Mazda’s rec­om­mended ser­vice points of 45,000 and 52,500.

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The Democratic Process

Tomor­row is elec­tion day and while I just love the bumper sticker, “I don’t vote, it just encour­ages them.” I usu­ally do just the oppo­site, I vote to encour­age them. In my own lit­tle protest against main­stream politi­cians, I typ­i­cally vote for the Lib­er­tar­ian, the Green Party guy or some other third party candidates.

This elec­tion my vot­ing will be guided by another bumper sticker I saw just the other day, “It’s broke, so let’s fix it. Vote Democratic.”

I mean what have I been think­ing all these years, vot­ing that way. The Demo­c­ra­tic party is the way to go, always was, I mean the don’t call vot­ing “The Repub­li­can Process” do they?

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I’ve Fallen Off The Wagon

Garnet, SC 29922I’ve been dri­ving by a lot of cute lit­tle ones lately. They have been call­ing out to me, “Take my pic­ture. Take my pic­ture. Come on, you know I’m cute. The light is right and the car is clean. What are you wait­ing for?” We have dri­ven by this lit­tle Post Office numer­ous times on our trips to, and from, Hilton Head and every time I see it I note the name and it’s cor­re­la­tion to the Emperor’s “offi­cial” color name. And every time I see it I am tempted to stop. This time I did. A Gar­net Red Mica Miata in front of the Gar­nett, SC 29922 Post Office.

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Over 49,000 Dead Leaves

Blue Z CarIs how many lit­ter our front yard after the last few days of wind and rain.

It is also the amount of miles on the car. We must have hit the 49k mark late last night because after I made the 6 mile trip to work this morn­ing the odome­ter read 49008. The Miata when new came with a 50,000 mile/3 year war­ranty and it looks like we are going to be a lit­tle shy of the mileage mark when we pass thru the time limit in 16 days.

In an attempt to wipe out the mem­ory of the lousy “pizza” we ate last Fri­day on HHI we went to Ferrando’s in the Alley. It worked. Lou and com­pany serve up an excel­lent pie and as Rachel Ray would say, “Yummo!” Best part is we only eat half of the 14“er in one sit­ting, so we have the other half for, let’s say, Sat­ur­day lunch. It’s all I can do from raid­ing the fridge right now.

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Yellow Leaves

LeavesAfter I got back from rollerblad­ing Donna had fin­ished clean­ing off 2/3 of the dri­ve­way and 1/2 of the front lawn. She fin­ished the lawn while I swept off the rest of the dri­ve­way. As you can see from this hick­ory there are still a lot of leaves to come down yet.

We couldn’t stand it, the left­over pizza was eaten for sup­per tonight.

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Once A Week

Wet HoodWashed the Miata tonight and my next door neigh­bor is prob­a­bly think­ing I wash the Miata once a week. For the last month or so, he’d be right, this was the fourth time since Octo­ber 5th.

Today’s bath was to get the red dirt off the inside (and out­side) of the wheel wells because tomor­row is a MMC event and I want to look pretty. On Tues­day Donna and I deliv­ered din­ner, from her depart­ment, to a coworker who is home recu­per­at­ing from surgery. This per­son lives down a dirt road and it had rained most of Tues­day, so the dri­ving sur­face was eas­ily trans­fered from ground to car as we slid pre­car­i­ously around a cou­ple bends in the road.

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Weekend Wrap

Burning TreeOn the way home from Saturday’s lunch at the Stop­light Deli and much to the cha­grin of my wife I drove onto the median in the his­toric dis­trict to take a pic­ture of the car near this small bright red tree. I have had my eye a one with bright yel­low leaves, but some­one was thought­lessly hold­ing some sort of party or wed­ding recep­tion at the house on the cor­ner near­est the tree and there were all kinds of cars and such in the way. A backup was spot­ted a block away and Donna was only mildly uneasy until I got back in the car and moved it a few feet to try a dif­fer­ent angle, then, well…

Driving Miss Daisy Later that after­noon was the MMC’s semi-annual Elm­croft Senior Drive where we go over to a local Assisted Liv­ing, don’t call me a nurs­ing home, Cen­ter and take some of the res­i­dents for a lit­tle drive. We had 7 cars and seven rid­ers, so we took a nice 35 mile drive up to and over the dam at Lake Thur­mond. We had one Miata with a Porsche Boxster kit and a rep from the local dealer brought a 3rd gen Miata (unfor­tu­nately not the retractable hard top ver­sion) for us to use if we needed.

NBRIEDLater that evening was another MMC event, Game Night. A dozen of us gath­ered at the Butler’s to played games and eat fin­ger foods. Four of us played a game of Scrab­ble while the other eight, in 2 groups of four, played domi­noes. After a few games or so, a call went up to play some­thing that all of us could par­take in together. A cou­ple peo­ple voted for cha­rades, but two peo­ple, one of which was me, vowed to go stand out­side in the rain rather than play that. We ended up play­ing Triv­ial Pur­suit, the orig­i­nal Genus Edi­tion which caused quite a few of us to have to relive the 80’s.

Yellow TreeToday we started our day with a leisurely break­fast of bagels at the Atlanta Bread Com­pany fol­lowed by gro­cery shop­ping. We then drove over to Augusta because you can buy stuff ear­lier there than you can here on Sun­days. We bought a wed­ding gift, some Christ­mas gifts for sib­lings that need to be tweaked and mailed around the coun­try later and just shopped, not bought, gifts for a 3-year old who will be spend­ing the hol­i­days in a fam­ily shel­ter. He is one of sev­eral kids that peo­ple from ASCO are going to help out this year as we usu­ally do. We then got a chicken salad sand­wich to go from the Atlanta Bread Com­pany that we ate over­look­ing the same dam I passed over yes­ter­day. On the way home I passed by my yel­low tree and the pho­tos I took were kind of dis­ap­point­ing, not at all like I envi­sioned them. For the record we ate din­ner at home, not the Atlanta Bread Company.

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Wow, Thanks

They always have a yearly on-site visit from the mam­mo­gram bus, so…last week at ASCO the Plant Nurse had some rep­re­sen­ta­tives from a local hos­pi­tal come in and offer PSA test­ing for us guys.

I had it done about 5 months ago at my annual visit to my Urol­o­gist, but to help sup­port the cause I signed up to do it again at work. At nine bucks for my par­tic­i­pa­tion, I fig­ure it is cheap insur­ance that they keep the pro­gram going next year by hav­ing plenty of takers.

My results came in the mail today. At the bot­tom of the sheet was the fol­low­ing note:

Het­erophilic anti­bod­ies in human serum can react with reagent immuno­glo­bins, inter­fer­ing with in vitro immunoassays.

I’m not a doc­tor, so I don’t know the exact mean­ing of sev­eral of those words. I’m not a lawyer, but I bet I do know the exact mean­ing of that note — In no way can you blame us if the test results aren’t accurate.

Wow, thanks for doing the test for me.

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Red Sky At Night, Sailor’s Delight

Red sky in morn­ing, sailors take warn­ing. Then what the heck does an orange sky in the morn­ing mean?

As we were get­ting ready for work this morn­ing I passed by the kitchen win­dow and noticed a strange glow out­side. On my return trip the other way it was still very orange look­ing, so I went out into the garage and opened the door. Wow, very eerie. I’ve got to get a pic­ture of this. Popped the trunk and got out the cam­era. By the time the cam­era booted and I stepped into the dri­ve­way the effect was fad­ing fast. As I won­dered whether to try and cap­ture the tail end it was over, back to a reg­u­lar look­ing morning.

!INCREDIBLE SIMULATION!
Orange You Glad To See Me?
!INCREDIBLE SIMULATION!

 

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10 Tangible Things Each Of YOU Can Do Do Make Traffic Better

All of these fit a theme. Which is: It’s not all about YOU out there. You are part of a col­lec­tive. If every­one did these unselfish things, traf­fic would be much better:

1. Don’t tail­gate. When you tail­gate, you have to tap your brakes at the slight­est speed change. You tap for a sec­ond, the guy behind you taps for two, the guy behind him for four, and so forth. Rip­ple effect that equals slowdown.

2. Use on ramps cor­rectly. ACCELERATE! Get up to a speed that matches over­all traf­fic, then merge seam­lessly. Too many peo­ple here merge into 60 mph traf­fic at 40 mph. Peo­ple hit their brakes, and again you get a rip­ple effect.

3. Honor the left lane. Move over when not over­tak­ing cars. Yes, we’ve talked this one to death. Just do it.

4. Pick a lane and try to stick with it. Inces­sant lane changes for lit­tle real gain can cause slow­downs for much the same rea­son as the on ramp exam­ple above. Think ahead: Will the lane you’re in peter out soon, or turn into an exit-only lane? Get your­self in one that will see you through to your destination.

5. At stop­lights, pay atten­tion. If you’re first in line wait­ing at a light, be sure you’re pulled up far enough, as some­one here already noted. Then PAY ATTENTION! Watch the light. When it changes, go! Dri­ving is war, and you’ve got the point — so stay alert! That goes for every­one in the back of the line too, but we have way too many peo­ple at the front who use stop­light time to apply makeup, read the paper, change the radio sta­tion or eat french fries off their car’s floor.

6. Step on it. If traffic’s going 60 in your lane, why aren’t you keep­ing up with the guy ahead of you? Why do you feel the need to go 57? Again, you’re part of a col­lec­tive out there. Join in, please.

7. Don’t go so fast you get pulled over. Because every time some­one gets pulled over, it gums up traf­fic for the rest of us. Peo­ple rub­ber­neck and irra­tionally brake (like the trooper’s gonna drop you to go after them), and the afore­men­tioned rip­ple effect ensues. So drive briskly, but don’t risk a ticket. If you’re going over 70 in a 60 mph zone, you’re risk­ing it.

8. Look way down the road. I get on I-5 north­bound every­day from Fairview at Mer­cer. Two lanes from Fairview are on ramp only. Invari­ably some­one is sit­ting in the mid­dle, on ramp only lane who wants to go straight. And he just sits there, and peo­ple are stuck behind him. It hap­pens at every sig­nal, because the mope didn’t READ THE SIGNS. Look ahead. Look far ahead. Look way past that big hurkin’ SUV you’re behind, if you can. The sooner you see signs and the sooner you see trou­ble, the sooner you can avoid mess­ing up in a way that affects the rest of us.

9. Live the golden rule. Let peo­ple in. Wave when some­one lets you in. I wish I had a buck for every time I’ve sig­naled to enter a gap in a lane, and the car that’s far back in that lane guns it to try to keep me from mov­ing over. No wait, I don’t wish I had a buck, I wish I had his head on a pike. But you’ve gotta check that impulse too. Do unto oth­ers … you know.

10. Devote your­self to the task. This is cov­ered in many of the points above, but dri­ving is not sim­ply some­thing you do to pass the time while lis­ten­ing to the radio. Dri­ving is the all-consuming task at hand.

So DO it — briskly, effi­ciently and com­pe­tently. So that we can all get out of each other’s way.

Thank you.

2007 Miata Calendar

Old NewspaperFor the past cou­ple of years I’ve made up a nifty wall cal­en­dar using images of the Emperor I have taken over the pre­vi­ous year. You can see the images I have used by click­ing on the appro­pri­ate link under Pho­tos in the sidebar.

This year I haven’t been tak­ing that many pho­tos of the car, so I don’t think I’ll have 12 that will be cal­en­dar wor­thy. I do have about half enough, but even then, that is stretch­ing the suit­abil­ity enve­lope. While mon­key­ing around with some of the pos­si­bles I hit upon a strat­egy that might work for 2007 — pho­to­shopped images. This way I can go back and maybe use some out­takes from ear­lier pho­to­shoots. I can pos­si­bly turn a sow’s ear into a silk purse. Well, I’ll be the judge of that…

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Cars

The DVD, cour­tesy of Net­flix, is sup­posed to be here tomor­row. Most every­body over on Miata.net is gush­ing praise. It seems as if you are a car guy, and I con­sider myself one, you have to love this movie. Hummph.

I am all pre­pared to hate this movie. Why? I ranted a bit about that back in June, but mostly I think I’m tired of com­puter ani­mated movies. No spe­cific rea­son I can put my fin­ger on either.

Of course I could be wrong, I avoided the movie Elf, because of the star, it’s premise, etc. Tonight it was on one of the cable chan­nels and Donna paused dur­ing her surf­ing on it and we watched about 10 min­utes worth. It was funny, may toss it in the rental queue.

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Nice Day

Morgan's CutEven though it was only around 40 degrees when we started out this morn­ing, it was per­fect weather for a lit­tle hike in Hitch­cock Woods. Just cool enough to give that fall feel­ing, but not so cold that you were uncom­fort­able. We walked on a few famil­iar trails, along with a few lit­tle traveled.

We then did our Christ­mas shop­ping for our “adopted” child, fol­lowed by lunch at Sub­way before retir­ing to the couch for the rest of the day.

Cars wasn’t too bad, we did man­age to watch the whole thing through.

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We’re Sorry Rudy & Patti

Charleston AquariumAlter­nate title: We Drove All The Way Here For That?

We have the week off and the plan is to go see Donna’s sis­ter and fam­ily in Palm City, FL for Thanks­giv­ing. Orig­i­nally we were going to leave on Sat­ur­day and take the real slow way down, but then friends from the MMC decided to hold their wed­ding recep­tion on Sun­day (they got hitched in Vegas a cou­ple weeks ago), so we post­poned leav­ing until Mon­day morn­ing to take the just plain slow way down.

Well, we did OK on Sat­ur­day, but by this morn­ing the call of the road was too great. At 7:30AM we got out of bed, by 8:45 we were packed and on our way. Sorry Rudy & Patti, we’ll give you our wed­ding gifts next week at the MMC Hol­i­day Party, hope­fully you’ll be able to end up with them after the swap­eroo gift exchange.

Break­fast at the New Moon and then US78 East, des­ti­na­tion Charleston and it’s aquar­ium which opened in 2000 and we have yet to visit. I had checked the SC Aquarium’s web page for times and ticket prices, but neglected to get direc­tions. How hard can it be? Bound to be signs direct­ing vis­i­tors to it when com­ing into town, right? Wrong. After dri­ving around town in frus­tra­tion we decided to head out of town on I-26 and see if we could find a sign for it or a visitor’s cen­ter. Nope. After about 10 miles we got off at an exit and turned back around towards Charleston. Guess what? There are signs direct­ing you to the aquar­ium if you come into the city on the Interstate.

Of the half dozen or so major aquar­i­ums Donna and I have vis­ited this one ranks at the bot­tom. It was nice and all, but the big tank wasn’t that inter­est­ing and all the side exhibits didn’t really flow right. Every­thing seemed small, except for the gift shop, and some of the best things about the aquar­ium were the out­side over­looks fac­ing the new Cooper River bridge and the USS York­town at Patriot’s Point.

After our aquar­ium visit we walked the 6–8 blocks down to Mar­ket St and the main touristy sec­tion of town for a late lunch. The first place we came to was the Noisy Oys­ter and in we went. The food was good and it might b worth another visit if we ever get back this way just to see if they can get the food uni­formly hot.

Our drive out of town was sim­i­lar to the drive in as we made sev­eral wrong turns before find­ing our was back to I-26. I could have sworn Donna said she wanted to see the Citadel…

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Pachyderms on Parade

Pachyderms on ParadeAfter a cold start the day warmed up nicely and the top stayed down from Savan­nah until we got to St. Simon’s Island.

We stopped in Savan­nah to look at the Round­house Rail­road Museum. Very inter­est­ing place, but def­i­nitely a work in progress. See­ing as it only cost $4.25 per to get in we agreed that even though a lot of stuff is unfin­ished and you can’t get in any of the dis­play rail­road cars it still offered more bang for your buck than yesterday’s aquarium.

Lunch was a killer Greek salad and two slices of pizza at The Upper Crust in Rich­mond Hill, GA. Boy once you get 15 miles south of Savan­nah it is pretty much trail­ers and marsh along US17.

Saint Simon’s Island is kind of a quaint Hilton Head with­out all the golf course/plantation hous­ing areas. It has a charm all it’s own and in what seems it’s best efforts are fail­ing to hold on to it. There are creep­ing pock­ets of national chains of hotels and fast food with a lot of 3 story beach view block­ing mil­lion dol­lar homes. We are stay­ing at the Vil­lage Inn & Pub and it is nice and at this time of year quite empty, there are 5 cars in the park­ing area, count­ing the Emperor. With a rec­om­men­da­tion to it from a co-worker and the desk clerk here, din­ner was a small place called Bar­bara Jean’s. Good call. Food & ser­vice was excellent.

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50,000 Pieces of Wood

Johnny LawSome­where just north of St Augus­tine the Emperor glided past the 50k mark. I guess I was wrong the other day when I said there would be miles left to travel on the war­ranty when we ran out of time. Just the oppo­site, the 3 year/50k war­ranty has expired with three days left.

We drove out of Geor­gia on I-95, but 36 miles was all we could take. Just after stop­ping and get­ting some free OJ at the wel­come cen­ter, we got off the ugly Inter­state and picked up A1A. We then drove the whole way down to New Smyrna Beach fol­low­ing the coastal road. Some­times beau­ti­ful, some­times tacky, some­times crowded and some­times nearly empty, tak­ing the slow road, if you have the time, is the way to go. It helped that it is off-season which kept the crowds way down. The big trou­ble for us was that the weather was way off-season. Aver­age high this time of year along the mid­dle Florida coast is is 75, but today is wasn’t even 55. Com­bined with the 10–20 MPH mean that the top was up all day and any ven­tures out to look at the beach and waves was very brief.

Even though I was run­ning right at the speed limit, Johnny Law shad­owed me for a cou­ple mile when we drove through Day­tona Beach.

Before din­ner tonight we took a walk around a mile and a half cir­cu­lar board­walk that is at the north end of New Smyrna Beach’s coast. It was a quick walk over about 50,000 pieces of treated wood. The sun had finally popped out from under the clouds, but it was too late to raise the tem­per­a­ture any as it tra­versed the last 10 degrees of it’s arc before dis­ap­pear­ing beneath the horizon.

Food for today con­sisted of the “deluxe” con­ti­nen­tal break­fast at the Vil­lage Inn, bah. Lunch at another Bar­bara Jean’s (which turns out to be a mini chain of about 6 restau­rants), very good, but fin­ished off any pos­si­ble crab cake crav­ings for a month or so. Din­ner was at Vincente’s in New Smyrna Beach, a small Ital­ian place whose baked ziti was just the right amount to split and very satisfying.

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CleanThe trip from New Smyrna Beach to Palm City was rougher than we expected. To make some time and arrive early enough to go to the air­port with sis­ter Sandy to pick up brother Steve, we just went ahead and got on I-95. It went pretty well for a while, but then the traf­fic den­sity picked up as the morn­ing wore on, so we decided to get over and fin­ish the last 30 miles on US1. Big mis­take, traf­fic was worse. It ended up tak­ing us 3–1/2 hours to go the last 130 miles of our trip.

We are here now and the sec­ond order of busi­ness (after lunch) was to wash some clothes. Sandy and Paul have a nice super capac­ity front load­ing washer that we could stuff all of the last three days worth of dirty laun­dry in in one load. And when the cycle is done you know your clothes are clean because the machine tells you so by illu­mi­nat­ing this handy lit­tle light.

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Great Uncle-in-Law?

Where's the Bird?Happy Thanks­giv­ing. This morn­ing we went to a lit­tle local park to watch Kyle & Lee play in the sand and use the vacant half-pipe of the skate park as a slide. Brian mar­ried Donna. Donna has a sis­ter Sandy. Sandy mar­ried Paul. Paul has an older brother Charles. Charles has a son named Tom. Tom is the father of Kyle & Lee. Does that make me Kyle & Lee’s great uncle-in-law?

In the great Amer­i­can tra­di­tion of eat ‘til you drop on this day, I had break­fast of cereal and Dan­ish at the hotel and then when we got to Sandy’s house I had a sec­ond break­fast of fruit and egg casse­role. The parade was watched while nib­bling on choco­late can­dies. Now the foot­ball game is on and the veg­eta­bles with ranch dip have made an appear­ance. The turkey is sched­uled for a 3:30 date with serv­ing platter.

Enjoy.

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I Left My Pants in Stuart, Florida

I know some­one who will never get a flu shot again. Tues­day before last Donna got a flu shot at work. Every­one told her it was a good idea because even though she is long fin­ished with chemo and radi­a­tion, her immune sys­tem is prob­a­bly in a weak­ened state. Nice the­ory, lousy execution.

The two days fol­low­ing the shot she felt pretty crappy and once that kind of cleared up she devel­oped a cough. The cough is still hang­ing around 9 days later. Even with tak­ing cough med­i­cine the cough has been keep­ing her from get­ting a good night’s sleep. With­out a good night’s sleep Donna has been feel­ing a lit­tle out of it. Not feel­ing up to spend­ing 12 hours rid­ing in the car on Sat­ur­day to get home, after lunch today we decided to head back to the hotel, pack our bags and get a few hours head start.

Our north­ward momen­tum petered out just south of Ocala, FL. When we unpacked the lug­gage tonight we real­ized that I was a cou­ple pants shy a load (and a sweat­shirt and some loungewear.) Ooops, Donna had packed the suit­cases back in Stu­art by emp­ty­ing only the two top draw­ers of the dresser in our hotel room, not real­iz­ing that I had put some stuff in the bot­tom one too.

I called the hotel and explained the predica­ment to the clerk and she said she would leave a note for house­keep­ing to bring the clothes to the front desk. I then called my brother-in-law and begged him to go over to Stu­art tomor­row and retrieve the bag­gage. I expressed the impor­tance of get­ting these items back because one of them is my favorite Levi 501 jeans. These are the ones so are so bro­ken in they are get­ting holes in places that make them almost unsuit­able for pub­lic wear­ing, but the still have a long life ahead of them as “knock about the house” wear.

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Statesboro Blues

Bulloch County Courthouse After fif­teen hun­dred four­teen miles in six and a half days, we are home again.

When we left last Sun­day we ate break­fast on the way out of town at Aiken’s New Moon Cafe and as a nice book­end to the trip, our last meal on the road was a que­sadilla for lunch at States­boro, Georgia’s The Blue Moon. While I’m not really ready to call it a the­o­rem, it is def­i­nitely a pos­tu­late: Moon=Good Food — to wit, any restau­rant in the down­town area of a small to medium sized town with the word Moon in it’s name will serve good food in a funky hip kind of style.

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51,000 Flu Germs

UsAte the end of yesterday’s drive we were one mile short of 1515 for the trip and the Emperor was just two miles shy of the 51k mark. We took care of the short com­ing on the way to the store for our weekly gro­cery shop­ping. Seems like we must be dri­ving the heck out of this car recently as the mileage mile­stones are com­ing fast and furi­ous. 51,000 — 11/26 • 50,000 — 11/21 • 49,000 — 11/08 • 48,000 — 10/28 Last Novem­ber 14th we were just at 31,000…

Donna’s cough was a lit­tle bet­ter today and her voice didn’t crack but once. She still needs to talk to the doc­tor tomor­row because she should be get­ting over this by now. Of course the rea­son she might be feel­ing bet­ter is she has passed along some of those flu germs to me. Started feel­ing a lit­tle off last night and con­tin­ued on to today. No cough or fever, but body aches, headache and a gen­eral out of sorts feel­ing. We have stayed pretty much indoors all day and both of us have caught naps on the couch twice. We are going to try and get to bed a lit­tle early too.

The photo was taken by Donna’s brother Steve as we got ready to leave for home on Fri­day afternoon.

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Florida Trip Photos

I took about 114 pho­tos on our trip to Florida and back, but most of them are dreck. The ones I took inside the aquar­ium came out blurry or dark. Because a flash would just reflect back off the glass I turned it off, so in the hand held shots (I stead­ied the cam­era against some­thing) the fish appear as blurs because the lit­tle bug­gers won’t sit still. I took a few at the rail­road round­house museum, but the light was wrong or the cau­tion tape keep­ing you out of cer­tain places was promi­nent in the frame… I think if I have ten worth post­ing in a gallery I’d be lucky, so I prob­a­bly won’t bother.

Donna had a list of state parks that we were going to use as breaks by vis­it­ing on the trip down, but the weather was so cloudy, cold and windy that when we did ven­ture out of the car, it was not for very long. On the way back the weather was a lit­tle nicer, so we did take a walk around a park in north­ern Florida. The most inter­est­ing photo from that was this tree that had a whole flock of wood­peck­ers on it:
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Old Choo-Choo

Old  LocomotiveHere is a photo from the trip that with a lit­tle help almost isn’t dreck. It was under­ex­posed and not very inter­est­ing, so I cranked up the con­trast which washed out the col­ors. I then ran it through a sepia tone fil­ter and viola, an old locomotive.

Most of the pho­tos from the rail­road round­house would look improved once run through a sepia fil­ter. You know, I think if I work at it I can get 20 decent pho­tos for an online vaca­tion gallery, just don’t hold your breath wait­ing for it, OK?

It took me a cou­ple hours of star­ring at the paper­work on my desk before I could deci­pher where I left off 10 days ago, but once I got my bear­ings it was off to the races and I had a fairly pro­duc­tive day. I hope the com­pany doesn’t expect that every­day now…

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Not A New Miata…

Japanese Ricense Prate…but a new place to put my old Japan­ese license plate.

A co-worker has sort of inher­ited a Miata from a rel­a­tive. It is a ’91 or ’92 and it had a bra on the front of it when he got it. Trou­ble was the bra was right over the top of the front license plate bracket. It was that way either to try and cover up the fact that the nose had dim­ples in it from the bracket being pushed into it or it was to cover that ugly bracket and it thereby caused the dim­ples. He removed the bra, but had to leave the brack­ets on to cam­ou­flage the dents. I told him if he was inter­ested I had an idea to help cover those dents, he could have my replica Japan­ese license plate and mount it on the brack­ets. The holes I had put in the plate were non stan­dard, so he would have to drill two new ones for mount­ing. When he did he could put them in spots that raise the plate and the dents would no longer visible.

Over the Thanks­giv­ing week­end he put the plate on. For what­ever rea­son he didn’t put the holes in the right spots because the top of the brack­ets and the dents are still vis­i­ble. Sigh. I still think it looks good on the front of his car, but it would have looked a lot bet­ter if it was a touch higher. I guess if it really doesn’t mat­ter to him, who am I to whine.

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Calendar Car

Fin­ished up the images for my 2007 Emperor Cal­en­dar. It is titled Must Have Been Those 400 Acid Trips I Took because I have taken some of my pho­tos of the Miata and ran them through a few dif­fer­ent Paint Shop Pro fil­ters to give them that slightly twisted look. See the Miata — 2007 Cal­en­dar gallery on the side bar a preview.

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Heave Ho

Uncle Brian is not feel­ing too well right now. Blog­ging will be sus­pended for a short time.…

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