Sturgeon’s Law

Ninety per­cent of every­thing is crap.


Derived from a quote by sci­ence fic­tion author Theodore Stur­geon, who once said, “Sure, 90% of sci­ence fic­tion is crud. That’s because 90% of every­thing is crud.” Oddly, when Sturgeon’s Law is cited, the final word is almost invari­ably changed to ‘crap’.

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Welcome to South Carolina

US 301, before I-95, was a pretty main north/south route, but since, not so much. But if you do decide to get off the Inter­state and travel 301 through South Car­olina into Geor­gia when you get across the Savan­nah River there you will find one of the last remain­ing state Wel­come Cen­ters not on an Inter­state. Com­ing north from Geor­gia, you will be wel­comed to the Pal­metto State by this odd lit­tle rep­re­sen­ta­tion of the South Car­olina flag and 50 yards later our aban­doned coun­ter­part to the remain­ing Geor­gia Wel­come Center.

– my favorite com­ment spam from the last week or so –
My brother rec­om­mended I would sim­i­lar to this web site. He was appro­pri­ate. This truly built my day. You are able to not con­sider just how much time I had spent want­ing for this.

Started down, went up, back down, up again, still up.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 10/24/08: 1097

Trophy

We have dri­ven the Miata to work the last cou­ple of days and it is all because of the weather. No, it has not been warm enough to ride with the top down, just the oppo­site, it has been in the 20’s for morn­ing lows. We took the Emperor because he spent the night in the heated garage so it was nice and warm inside to start the drive, unlike the Pur­ple Pop­si­cle would have been.

Started up, still up.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 10/24/08: 1097

Title Block

Finally feel like writ­ing some­thing, but I can’t think of title…

We drove the Miata to work on Thurs­day because we *could* ride home with the top down. But we didn’t drive it today even though it was warmer than yes­ter­day. We rode the tandem.

I found a fool proof method on how to get your wife to agree to let you buy a new com­puter: While she is in the mid­dle of shuf­fling the con­tents around in the kitchen cab­i­nets (for who knows what rea­son other than to con­fuse me) just walk in and ask if you can spend $425. Well, that and the fact that I have been moan­ing about it’s slow­ness for a cou­ple years (it was pur­chased just shy of 9 years ago.)

Like the plethora of fra­grance com­mer­cials that show up on TV before Christ­mas, you can tell it is Jan­u­ary because of all the ads for diet plans and gym memberships.

Which leads us to: “A gym is not designed to make you feel instantly bet­ter about your­self. If a gym wanted to make you feel instantly bet­ter about your­self, it would be a bar.” which is Rule #1 for Con­quer­ing the Gym, go read the other 26.

Started up, went down, still down.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 10/24/08: 1098

Chalk Cliffs

Goodbye Red Envelope, Hello Redbox

Our Net­flix account has been on hold for a while…and we have not missed it at all. We were cer­tainly not get­ting our mon­eys worth from the $8.55 a month we were pay­ing them because we barely watched a movie a week.

:) BTR & D2! found [Unknown Cache] Right of Way QR
We walked over from Right of Way Med­ical after we couldn’t find it first off. We just fol­lowed the RoW and it led us on a loop­ing path to near GZ, but it didn’t seem *too* long because we took turns kick­ing a half dead exer­cise ball that we stum­bled on behind Hitch­cock Rehab/Family Y.

We made the find rather quickly here. Thanks to the pre­vi­ous find­ers who left behind a buck and some change, which we took, and who left behind a band aid, which we didn’t take, but will cer­tainly be use­ful to some­one in the future with all the thorns sur­round­ing the hide. TFTH

A few weeks ago I opened up an account on Red­box think­ing that, that might be an option. At a buck (actu­ally $1.30) a night, the price is right, about 5 bucks for those same 4 rentals a month. But that buck a night counts for every night you keep it, so there is a big incen­tive to watch it now, instead of leav­ing it on the cof­fee table while we wait for a good time. There is one right in the entry at our favorite store, so it is con­ve­nient. But we have yet to try it.

:) BTR & D2! found [Tra­di­tional Cache] Right of Way Med­ical
After find­ing Right of Way QR we came back for another try on this one. I made the find, but truth be told, I got lucky. We left a small neck­lace and took a quar­ter. With that 25 cents and the buck we got at RoW QR we had now com­pletely paid for the Crazy Stu­pid Love DVD we rented just a lit­tle while ear­lier this morn­ing at the Red­box in front of Walgreens…TFTC

Until now.

11,000 Episodes

100 episodes is the usual limit that once a TV show passes, it becomes eli­gi­ble for syn­di­ca­tion, and appar­ently, The Big Bang The­ory has recently crossed that thresh­old, because it is on all over the place.

Being a minor geek, I of course had heard about the show, but never watched it. Until now.

BBT has now replaced Two and a Half Men as our 7 to 8 PM must see TV as it airs then on the local CBS affil­i­ate. It is also on TBS, where if desired you can waste all of Tues­day night away watch­ing back to back episodes for 3 solid hours.

The Pur­ple Whale crossed the eleven thou­sand mile thresh­old on Sunday.

Yo te Mostraré el Mío

We rode the tan­dem to work today and had the after­noon off, so as I gath­ered up Donna to go change for the ride home, I over­heard Trina, another plan­ner in the cubi­cle behind her, say to Ian, “You show me yours and I’ll show you mine.”

Now, taken out of con­text in an office envi­ron­ment, you just might won­der what was going on there…

Fri­days at ASCO for lunch we get Mex­i­can brought in. We don’t have a cafe­te­ria, but the sis­ter of a woman who works on a Assem­bly line fixes the food for deliv­ery to the Valve Store®. It started small, just the folks that work on her line, but once word got out how good the food is, espe­cially the green chile sauce, it has branched out to all around the plant.

Us office types give our order to Ian, one of the Assem­bly Engi­neers, who gath­ers the money and gives the order sheet to the woman. I was kind of bummed that I missed out on the Mex­i­can this week as one of the offer­ings was a bur­rito with white rice and the green chile sauce on the side and this is my favorite. Appar­ently Trina is fond of the sauce as well, because her con­tainer was not full to the top. She was com­plain­ing to Ian about the quan­tity of it and he must have been dis­mis­sive of her con­cern. So that is why she said, “You show me yours and I’ll show you mine.”

Hard Drive Suicide

With the new PC in hand and all my files trans­fered over to it, it was time to wipe the hard drive so I can pass it along to a co-worker.* I use a pro­gram called KillD­isk to over writes every­thing on a drive with zeros, then re-install the oper­at­ing sys­tem, so that the next per­son starts with a clean slate.

*I was going to donate it to Good­will, but found some­one here at work who is start­ing a Tax Prep busi­ness and needed to keep that stuff sep­a­rate from the house­hold PC.

I made a bootable USB drive to erase the hard dri­ves, but for some rea­son the PC wouldn’t start up using it. So I installed the Win­dows ver­sion and it wiped the sec­ondary hard drive and it wiped the sec­ond par­ti­tion on the main drive, but would not com­mit sui­cide by wip­ing the drive it was installed on. Not unex­pected, the com­puter was just obey­ing the 3rd Law of Robot­ics: A robot must pro­tect its own exis­tence as long as such pro­tec­tion does not con­flict with the First or Sec­ond Law.

I ended up burn­ing a CD to kill the main drive.

Demise of the Tin Man

We dined at our favorite break­fast joint (DD) this morn­ing and when we were done eat­ing, instead of dri­ving through town like nor­mal, we took the bypass. This took us right by the loca­tion of one of our geo­caches, Tin Man.

He wasn’t there! Dorothy, he and the Scare­crow must have con­tin­ued on their way to the Emer­ald City.

The build­ing he stood in front of has been empty for a few months now, but it has housed sev­eral busi­nesses in its lifes­pan, most recently a Cow­boy Church. All I can think of is that the owner may be try­ing to find a new ten­ant or even sell it, so the “eye­sore” that was a muf­fler man had to go.

Fledgling Snowbird

Dad was an only child and Mom had one sis­ter, so the sum total of my first cousins is quite small. The woman on the right in the photo above rep­re­sents exactly one half of them, meet Cousin Louise, fledg­ling snowbird.

When we received her annual Christ­mas let­ter this year she men­tioned that she was tired of the win­ters in Maine, so she was going to rent a house in Florida from a friend for the months of Jan­u­ary, Feb­ru­ary and March. She had got­ten her nurse’s license for FLA and planned on find­ing some work to keep her kind of busy and recoup some of her rent money. Turns out the town she was rent­ing in was a mere 15 miles from where Donna’s sis­ter Sandy lives, so we told her we were going down in Feb­ru­ary to visit Sandy and some of Donna and her cousins when they returned from a cruise* and we would stop in and visit. We also offered up a free night of room and board at Casa de Bog­a­r­dus if her drive down brought her our way.

*Maybe we should check on those plans, as they may have decided on some­thing dif­fer­ent after the Costa Con­cor­dia thing.

And at the begin­ning Louise was going to pass right by here as she trav­eled from Vir­ginia Beach to Atlanta vis­it­ing friends, but when we checked in with her the day before her sched­uled arrival, she men­tioned that she was get­ting anx­ious to get to her des­ti­na­tion and was going to keep the car pointed south instead of jog­ging west our way. See­ing as she was going to have to pass right through South Car­olina on the way. We plot­ted a likely point for her overnight stay on Fri­day and because we had that after­noon off we’d drive over and meet her for dinner.

Serendip­i­tously, it turned out to be a town that we are inti­mately famil­iar with meet­ing cousins in. It is the same city where we usu­ally meet Donna’s cousin Lau­rie at a Cracker Bar­rel in Flo­rence, SC. So we made some reser­va­tions at a hotel that fit our one impor­tant cri­te­ria, be within walk­ing dis­tance of a restau­rant that served wine. We each agreed to ask at the front desk to see if the other had checked in yet so we could get together.

Donna and I took our time on the way east on I-20 doing a few a few park & grab geo­caches. When we got to the hotel I told Donna we would first cir­cle the lot look­ing for a car with Maine plates before check­ing in. We didn’t get very far, there was a red Toy­ota Prius under the entrance awning. We did some catch­ing up, then a lot more fam­ily sto­ries over din­ner. There was a bit more chat­ting at break­fast on Sat­ur­day in the hotel before Louise con­tin­ued fly­ing south for the win­ter and we geo­cached home vow­ing to meet again in February.

Bye Bye Powerball

Early on after we moved south, Retire­ment Plan B has been try­ing to win mil­lions in a lot­tery draw­ing. At first we had to drive all the way to Geor­gia to buy our $1 Mega Mil­lions ticket. Because we were over there at least once a month with the Bike Club and/or Miata Club we would buy a ticket for the next 4 weekly drawings.

Some­where along the line they increased the num­ber of draw­ings to twice a week, dou­bling our monthly expense to eight bucks. Then in 2002 South Car­olina started sell­ing tick­ets to the other multi-state lot­tery Power­ball.
it was also a twice a week draw­ing mean­ing we were dou­bling our “invest­ment” again.

Then two years ago we started sav­ing gas because SC started sell­ing tick­ets to both of the multi-state games and we could get them both on our weekly shop­ping trips. We would get a fresh Andrew Jack­son as cash back at the check out and step over to the Ser­vice Desk and buy 5 weeks worth of plays in both lotteries.

Through all this time of buy­ing tick­ets we never had a pay­out that amounted in the two fig­ures. That’s right, we prob­a­bly had about a dozen win­ning tick­ets of either 3 reg­u­lar ball num­bers or 1 reg­u­lar num­ber and the money ball, net­ting us about $100 total return.

This last time we went to get our group of tick­ets we were told that we couldn’t go past 3 weeks on the Power­ball draws. Later we found out why, they were chang­ing the game to make it eas­ier to win. The total num­ber of money balls were being reduced from 39, all the way down to 35, thereby reduc­ing the odds of win­ning from 1 in 195 mil­lion to 1 in 175 mil­lion. But the buy in was increased to $2 of a draw.

We have decided that that was the straw that broke Brian’s wal­let and have opted to just start buy­ing just the MegaMil­lions tickets.

Started down, went up, still up.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 10/24/08: 1099

Off The Hook

While sit­ting on the couch last night using the lap­top to plan today’s geo­caching adven­ture to Colum­bia, Donna was watch­ing Din­ers, Drive-In and Dives. We were think­ing of eat­ing lunch at Cal­i­for­nia Dream­ing, but our plans were changed by the 10:30 episode of Triple D, which fea­tured a place called Pawley’s Front Porch.

First stop though was Sesqui-Centennial State Park in north­east Colum­bia that has 10 geo­caches. Look­ing at the map at home it seemed like most of them were on the shorter loop that closely cir­cles the lake. Turns out I was wrong, they were scat­tered all over the place, on and off, some of the dozen or so miles of trails. We ended up spend­ing 3 hours and walk­ing 6.4 miles find­ing 8 of 8 of the caches attempted.

After dri­ving to 5 Points in down­town Colum­bia, we cir­cled the block, asked direc­tions and still got turned around. We ended up walk­ing the last block before find­ing the restau­rant around 1:30. After a 30 minute wait we were seated and ordered our burg­ers. I had the Wad­malaw (chipo­tle BBQ sauce, fried pickle chips, apple­wood smoked bacon and ched­dar cheese), Donna had a Rockville (sauteed Vidalia onions, wild mush­rooms and gruyere cheese) and Joan opted for the Front Porch (ched­dar cheese.) The fries and onion ring sides were alright, but the burg­ers were awe­some and worth the wait. Three hours later I was still full.

Don’t Waste Your Money

On see­ing Star Wars Episode 1 in 3D, there is a bet­ter Star Wars movie that you can watch now for free. Inter­net users were asked to remake “Star Wars: A New Hope” into a fan film, 15 sec­onds at a time. Here is the “Director’s Cut” version.

Or watch on YouTube: Star Wars Uncut

125,000 Granules Of Sugar

The unsea­son­ably warm weather con­tin­ues and at the risk of hav­ing a bliz­zard hit Aiken, we really have had a very mild win­ter so far. We drove the Miata in to work today for the sec­ond day in a row. Tonight we are sup­posed to have a LOW of 51°, which is only a cou­ple degrees lower than our aver­age high for this time of year, which is why tomor­row we may even get to ride to work with the top down.

This morn­ing while stopped at the bank to take some cash out for break­fast at DD the Emperor’s odome­ter stopped at exactly 125,000. Which, coin­ci­den­tally, is the exact same amount of sugar gran­ules that Dunkin’ Donuts sprin­kles on top of my favorite break­fast item there, a Cof­fee Cake Muffin.

Started up, went down, went up, back down, still down.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 10/24/08: 1102

Daily Driver

I’m bet­ting the Emperor has thought that things have returned to the BPW (before pur­ple whale) times as he has made the com­mute to work now for three days run­ning. Today we even chanced a trip to work with the top down. The win­dows were up, but no heater was required. We didn’t make it out of the park­ing lot on the way home though.

When we exited the build­ing there was on large dark gray cloud hov­er­ing over us like one of those giant fly­ing saucers from the movie Inde­pen­dence Day. It started to lightly sprin­kle as we walked to the north forty where we park and Donna wanted the top up, but I con­vinced her that once we got mov­ing we wouldn’t get wet. We folded up cock­pit cover, hopped in and hit the exit. Within 50 yards the rain started to come down harder and I reluc­tantly raised the roof. Good thing too as about a 1/4 mile from the Valve Store® it really started to come down.

The rain is sup­posed to be over before the morn­ing com­mute and tomorrow’s high is pre­dicted at 68°, with an overnight low of 60 (5 degrees above our aver­age high for this time of year) we might even get both legs of Friday’s com­mute with the top down.

Started down, went up, still up.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 10/24/08: 1103

This Looks Familiar

Donna and I have criss-crossed the state of South Car­olina sev­eral times. First just to get acquainted when we moved here, then chas­ing every post office in the state and more recently search­ing for geo­caches in every county and on every DeLorme page. There is hardly a SC num­bered high­way tat we haven’t trav­eled, so it shouldn’t have come as a sur­prise that we had been to Lake War­ren State Park before, but it did.

We had even walked the entirety of the nature trail before on a pre­vi­ous jour­ney. This time we were here for the Caches, of which there were two. One cache, the one we were really there after, one our cur­rent obses­sion, the Sand­hills Regional Chal­lenge, was on a small loop trail near the lake. The sec­ond was on the pre­vi­ously men­tioned nature trail. The Sand­hills Chal­lenge was was a quick find, but the Savannah’s Tin Hat Trea­sure was another story:

Our GPSr has been giv­ing us fits recently. I think the Elec­tronic Com­pass is affect­ing the direc­tional arrow, when fol­low­ing the arrow to caches it has a ten­dency to sud­denly point askew, while the dis­tance slowly ticks down cor­rectly. When using the map fea­ture the pointer that rep­re­sents our direc­tion does the same thing. Twisty trails don’t help at all. This has us wan­der­ing in cir­cles quite a bit.

This trek was a fine exam­ple, we ended up get­ting turned around sev­eral times and when our dis­tance got down below 300′ we charged into the woods bush­whack­ing away, fig­ur­ing it was our only chance. For­tu­nately the water level was win­ter low or we prob­a­bly would have got­ten our feet wet.

We made the find and took a McToy Panda Bear while leav­ing a bunny and a South of the Bor­der bumper sticker. We walked the oppo­site way we came in, thereby stum­bling on the trail a mere 40′ away from GZ. We walked in the direc­tion we thought would take us back to where we parked, but as it turned out we found the trail end where the bench over­look­ing the pond is. Dang, the trail is not a loop and we had turned the wrong way. We could see our car, it was so close, but there was no way to get to it except to retrace the entire trail back. Meh, not us, I lead another bush­whack­ing expe­di­tion towards the road I could see. Prob­a­bly would have been shorter to go back on the trail…we man­aged to turn what prob­a­bly is a 1 mile walk into dou­ble that.

Thanks for the cache!

Started up, went down, still down.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 10/24/08: 1104

12,000 Men in Blue and Gray

On the way back from HHI we grabbed a cache in another State Park in the Sand­hills Chal­lenge, Rivers Bridge.

Easy walk to the cache. We swapped out a cou­ple SC Parks items for a cou­ple of McToys and a cov­eted South of the Bor­der bumper stickers.

After find­ing the cache we walked the mile straight trail to visit the bat­tle­field. I guess because we are close to the anniver­sary of the actual Feb­ru­ary 2nd & 3rd bat­tle there were a group a Civil War re-enacters tour­ing the site as well. We stopped and lis­tened as one gen­tle­man read a let­ter from a Con­fed­er­ate sur­vivor of the battle.

Thanks for bring­ing us here.

On Feb­ru­ary 2, 1865, a Con­fed­er­ate force under Maj. Gen. Lafayette McLaws held the cross­ings of the Salke­hatchie River against the advance of the right wing of Sherman’s Army. Fed­eral sol­diers began build­ing bridges across the swamp to bypass the road block. In the mean­time, Union columns worked to get on the Con­fed­er­ates’ flanks and rear. On Feb­ru­ary 3, two Union brigades waded the swamp down­stream and assaulted McLaws’s right. McLaws retreated toward Branchville after stalling Sherman’s advance for only one day.

Although his­tor­i­cally not a large bat­tle, the Bat­tle at River’s Bridge was sig­nif­i­cant because it is the last defen­sive effort of the Con­fed­er­ates against the march of Sherman’s army to Colum­bia. Actu­ally, only in total, approx­i­mately 6,200 sol­diers were involved in this bat­tle — 5,000 Union sol­diers, and 1,200 Con­fed­er­ate. 262 men were killed — 92 Union and 170 Confederate.

Some­where on I-95 North this morn­ing the Pur­ple Whale passed over the 12,000 mile mark.

Mileage Matters

The Pur­ple Whale joined our auto­mo­tive sta­ble at the end of last April, approx­i­mately 9 months ago, and since then we have put 12,000 miles on it.

From the time the Emperor was new in Novem­ber of 2003 until the Sonata showed up in April 2011, a total of 7 years and 5 months, we drove it, our only car, for 120,000 miles. If you break that down into miles per 9 month period it comes to a lit­tle bit over 12,000 miles.

So on the sur­face it looks like our dri­ving habits haven’t changed much, 12k miles around every 9 months, but not really. The Miata, in that same April 2011 to Jan­u­ary 2012 time frame, has also been dri­ven 5,000 miles. This means our cars have been dri­ven 17,000 in the past nine months. And it is not because I’m dri­ving one car and Donna is dri­ving the other, when one car is mov­ing the other is parked.

I guess I’m going to have to go back and read this blog for that time period and see if we have trav­eled more than normal.

Started down, went went up, back down, still down.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 10/24/08: 1106