Sturgeon’s Law

Ninety per­cent of every­thing is crap.


Derived from a quote by sci­ence fic­tion author Theodore Stur­geon, who once said, “Sure, 90% of sci­ence fic­tion is crud. That’s because 90% of every­thing is crud.” Oddly, when Sturgeon’s Law is cited, the final word is almost invari­ably changed to ‘crap’.

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Out With The Old

We’re spend­ing a quiet, well inside at least, New Year’s Eve at home. No par­ties requir­ing bean dip for us. Me in front of the PC watch­ing a fuzzy ESPN stream of Clem­son vs. LSU from a Euro­pean server and Donna on the couch read­ing a Daniel Steele novel with the movie Enchanted on as background.

With the Leaf antenna screwed into the ded­i­cated UHF port on the pre­amp and the rab­bit ears con­nected to the VHF port over the air free TV was just fine watch­ing the NFL on the 3 chan­nels that it shows on. Includ­ing the pre­vi­ously pesky FOX54. The real test will come next time we are in the mid­dle of a rainstorm.

The End Zone Entourage League’s sea­son fin­ished up yes­ter­day. I made the play­offs with my mediocre 7–6 record because unlike last year when only the top 4 teams got in, this year every­one got in. I’m pretty sure that the own­ers of the top four reg­u­lar sea­son teams are not happy with me as Com­mis­sioner because one of the changes I made was that all 12 teams made the play­offs. Those top 4 did get a bye-week, but three of them promptly lost their first game to the under­dogs. And the under­dogs had their day in the Cham­pi­onship game as the 4–9 reg­u­lar sea­son #12 seed beat the 5–8 #10 to take home the cov­eted Tro­phy To Be Named Later.

Started up, went down, still down.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 10/24/08: 1188

We’re Gonna Need A Bigger Antenna

Our Leaf antenna man­ages to out per­form the cheapo rab­bit ears. The sig­nal is some­what bet­ter and we now get the SCETV’s 3 chan­nels, but FOX chan­nel 54 and it’s sec­ondary chan­nel are no bet­ter. When it is cloudy and windy, all except for the NBC sta­tions chan­nel can get pix­e­lated. So I ordered a pre-amplifier.

It arrived Fri­day and when I came home from work the first thing I did was hook it up. Wow, waste of 20 bucks. Maybe it helps on some chan­nels, but it didn’t improve the one chan­nel, UHF 54, that we really needed the help with. Sigh. How much is my time and has­sle worth to ship this item back?

What is really odd that the folks at TV Fool.com say I should have no issue with chan­nel 54…

Started down, went up, still up.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 10/24/08: 1187

Tetralogy

For Christ­mas in 2007 I asked for the Bourne Tril­ogy as one of my gifts. Almost every year since it has been a hol­i­day tra­di­tion here on Board­man Road, Dun­bar­ton Oaks, Aiken to watch the three movies. This year was no excep­tion, but with one exception.

The Bourne Legacy came out on DVD on Decem­ber 11th so we watched the “4th movie” of the tril­ogy. I’m pretty sure that next year we will stop at #3 The Bourne Ulti­ma­tum. I don’t know what to think, it wasn’t a bad movie, I don’t regret the 2 hours spent watch­ing it, but it wasn’t very good either and being a BIG fan of the first three movies cer­tainly didn’t help. The end­ing was very abrupt, almost like they are expect­ing to make another movie with these two char­ac­ters on the run, but judg­ing by the money fig­ures on IMDB that’s just not going to happen.

A Holiday Message From The Life Of Brian Staff

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Please accept — with no oblig­a­tion, implied or implicit — my best wishes for an envi­ron­men­tally con­scious, socially respon­si­ble, low stress, non-addictive, gen­der neu­tral cel­e­bra­tion of the win­ter sol­stice hol­i­day, prac­ticed within the most enjoy­able tra­di­tion of the reli­gious per­sua­sion of your choice, or sec­u­lar prac­tices of your preference.

In addi­tion, please enjoy a fis­cally suc­cess­ful, per­son­ally ful­fill­ing and med­ically uncom­pli­cated recog­ni­tion of the onset of the gen­er­ally accepted cal­en­dar year 2013.

Who Knew?

All,

Last year after Christ­mas we picked out our Christ­mas cards for this year, sue us, we’re fru­gal. We found them at Kroger and there were 4 dif­fer­ent sized cards in each box all with the same style. Donna sat down as she does every year writes out the cards and I place the stick­ers and stamps on each envelope.

Turns out there is a min­i­mum size enve­lope that can be run through the auto­mated sorter machines at Post Offices and one of the four sizes we mailed was too small. So over the last 4 days, we have got­ten your cards returned to us with var­i­ous notes attached on the envelopes from “This is too small and unde­liv­er­able” to “Addi­tional 20¢ postage required.”

Instead of trust­ing the addi­tional 20¢ we opted to buy reg­u­lar stamps and place your cards in reg­u­lar sized envelopes, so sorry for the late­ness of our Christ­mas greetings.

We got back 9 cards and we think there was a total of 10 of the small sized envelopes. The miss­ing one might have gone to Canada where we hope the nat­ural polite­ness of the Cana­di­ans applies to their postal ser­vice and it will get deliv­ered any­way. If it ends up going to some­where in Amer­ica, some­one on our list will be greeted by a USPS deliv­ery per­son ran­som­ing the Christ­mas card for 20¢

Merry Christ­mas,
Brian & Donna

Sticker Shock

Another hour in a Lowe’s shuf­fling cab­i­nets around on a com­puter screen. We set­tle on a counter top, man-made quartz for the great­est heat resis­tance (because we are so used to plop­ping pots from the stove onto the cur­rent tile) and some floor tile ideas. Now we have some video game look­ing ren­der­ings and a price sheet.


I showed the guy how to copy the image file on his screen and paste it into an email, but the 2Meg file size exceeded the limit Lowe’s would let him send per mes­sage, so these are cell phone pic­tures of the com­puter screen. I adjusted the white bal­ance and per­spec­tive as best I could to get them to look like I remem­ber them look­ing like in the store.

The cost of just the cab­i­nets, no instal­la­tion, and counter top with instal­la­tion came to 80% of our ideal bud­get and 60% of our max spend­ing limit. Yikes!

Started up, went down, still down.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 10/24/08: 1186

Infomercial Math

If you took advan­tage of the Buy 1 Set, Get 1 FREE! offer on the Half Time Drill Dri­ver would you then have a Full Time Driver?