Sturgeon’s Law

Ninety per­cent of every­thing is crap.


Derived from a quote by sci­ence fic­tion author Theodore Stur­geon, who once said, “Sure, 90% of sci­ence fic­tion is crud. That’s because 90% of every­thing is crud.” Oddly, when Sturgeon’s Law is cited, the final word is almost invari­ably changed to ‘crap’.

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KFC & Dr. Pepper

Ken­tucky Fried Chicken, oops, excuse me KFC, has hired George Costanza as a pitch man. This per­son is sooo mem­o­rable that I can’t even come up with his real name. George was lazy, sneaky and not really the bright­est star in the con­stel­la­tion that was Sein­feld and this is the guy we want to try and con­vince Joe Pub­lic to eat our food? I can’t even remem­ber the last time I ate at a KFC, but it has been so long that they were still call­ing them­selves Ken­tucky Fried Chicken and trust me, George ain’t bring­ing me back.

OK, every­one out there who drinks Dr. Pep­per raise their hand. That’s what I thought, 6% of you. About the same as it has been since the 80’s. Could it be the lame singing & danc­ing com­mer­cials they run? Dif­fer­ent tune depend­ing on era, but about the same — lame. Coke is num­ber one because of their mar­ket­ing or maybe it is because they learned a trick from the cig­a­rette guys and Coke is engi­neered to be addictive.

It must be Wednes­day, because he is off on TV com­mer­cials again. Wednes­day is only one of 3 days I actu­ally leave the front of my PC and watch TV. Ed is sort of cute, must see West Wing and always tape Law & Order. The other 2 days are Mon­day, Every­body Loves Ray­mond and Sun­day for the X-Files. Although I won’t be watch­ing on Sunday’s much longer as there are only like three episodes of the X-Files left. The only rea­son I’m even still watch­ing it is because the same rea­son I still read Bea­tle Bai­ley in the comics, habit.

That Hosting Company

Tues­day the 30th I emailed the OR DOJ about the mixup:

AWOL T-shirts

Tonight was the monthly Miata Club meet­ing. We met at Dav­en­ports in North Augusta. The food was OK, the ser­vice was so-so, we ain’t goin’ back. Next month we are going to try the new Grand Buf­fet. It just opened up in the same spot as our old meet­ing place was, the Old Coun­try Buf­fet, except this is Chi­nese plus other stuff. I can hardly wait ;-) . The Club T-shirts are still AWOL, Rudy sez he’ll check on them tomor­row. The fact that it might cost more money to find a new web host and pay for a domain name didn’t sit too well with the pop­u­lous, so we will be stay­ing at Geoc­i­ties for a while. I can’t get worked up about design­ing a spiffy site that is going to have a java pop up on top and pop under ads. I think I’ll change the site to be text based and just update the calendar…

I won­der if the M2 own­ers would object to hav­ing a www.barndoorfanclub.org/masters_miata URL?

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Senator Strom Thurmond Endorses Cloning

Just passed by the TV, my wife had on CNN and I noticed a scroll that said, “Sen­a­tor Strom Thur­mond Endorses Cloning.” I’m not a fol­lower of pol­i­tics, news or much of any­thing, so I’m sure there is lot more to the story, but all I could think was, “Of course he endorses it, he’s like 100 and on the way out and he never did get to be president!”

Grape Sized Hail

Wuzzed out. Saw a dark sky when pass­ing a win­dow at work this morn­ing, checked the radar and saw a line of green headed our way so I went into the park­ing lot and put the top up. All the while I was doing it was sprin­kling. Rained for about 1 minute then quit. Oh well. Put it down for the trip home and it sat in the garage while we had grape sized hail fall for about 5 min­utes this evening when a big ol’ storm bar­reled through town. How do peo­ple who have to keep their cars out­side deal with that? Had to run to the store tonight and we were still on the fringes of the rain so the top went up, although as it worked out, it prob­a­bly didn’t need to be.….

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Please Learn How To Work All The Do-dads Before Leaving the Lot

Made a lit­tle trip to Augusta this evening. Din­ner out at Damon’s, our favorite place for ribs. While dri­ving on the by-pass on the south­ern side of Aiken, I got behind a Sub­ur­ban that seemed to be a lit­tle late on the brakes and a lit­tle late on the start from a light, plus he did a lit­tle lane drift­ing as well. When I stopped behind him at the next light I noticed the dri­vers arm explor­ing the over­head con­sole area, a light went on, then off again, and of course we were a lit­tle slow leav­ing that light because we were busy futz­ing with some­thing else. It was then that I noticed the paper dealer plate on the back. It was start­ing to sprin­kle and the sun was going down, I hope he/she knew where the wiper and light switches are. For­tu­nately they turned right when I turned left so I wasn’t behind them when they started look­ing for the switches.

X-Files IV

Only two episodes left. Tonight we wrapped up the mys­tery behind John Doggett’s son’s mur­der. Seemed a lot like the sup­posed con­clu­sion of the dis­ap­pear­ance of Mulder’s sis­ter, too neat, a “ser­ial killer” leads them to the answer.

No scenes with lit­tle William this week. Was last week’s episode to be believed, Scully gave him up for adop­tion to some mid-western cou­ple to pro­tect him? Sounds a lot like the plot line of Star Wars, mother hides child in a lit­tle vis­ited part of the country/galaxy to pro­tect it from the dark side… Of course a really edu­cated per­son would be able to tell me that that same plot line was invented Shake­speare or Plato or ear­lier. Not much chance of that hap­pen­ing though, as a really edu­cated per­son would be read­ing this. :-)

Hidden Source Of Light

Just another bor­ing day in con­vert­ible par­adise, but with­out the lunchtime drive.

I’m get­ting mod with­drawals, I haven’t changed any­thing on the Miata since I did the shift knob trans­mo­gri­fi­ca­tion eleven days ago. I think hook­ing up the garage remote to one of the tog­gle switches is next. That means once again dis­as­sem­bling the dash. While I’m in there I am going to try one more time too move the CD/MP3 player for­ward a bit so it doesn’t hit on the trim ring every time I pull the face­plate down. May even try and locate the source of light for the A/C but­ton and turn it red. Right now I’ve got a piece of black tape inside the but­ton so no light shows.

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The Harder They Come

One hour and 14 min­utes in and the pic­ture just froze. Couldn’t fast for­ward, noth­ing. Tried going to the main menu and pick­ing the next chap­ter, nope. After a few other attempts I took the movie to the PC and played it there, but only got 5 min­utes fur­ther in before it froze up the PC. In my 2 year his­tory of rent­ing DVDs from Net­flix, this was only the sec­ond DVD that crapped out in viewing.

Set in Jamaica in the early 70’s it tells the story of a rural “kid” that trav­els to Kingston to make it big in the music biz. He gets the fame he wanted, but not in the way he orig­i­nally intended. Half the dia­log is in such a heavy accent that it is hard to make out what they are say­ing, but for­tu­nately the story is easy enough to fol­low. I’m going to have them mail me another one so I can see what hap­pens in the final 25 min­utes. I may watch it from the start though just to lis­ten to the music again or maybe I’ll just go lis­ten to the sound­track CD…

Fuji FinePix 2600

I’m not sure it is all together act­ing cor­rectly. When you have the cam­era on to take pic­tures it goes to “sleep” after two min­utes. The lens retracts and to take a pic­ture you have to turn it back on. There is a sleep mode set­ting, but it has no effect on when this hap­pens. I read the man­ual it seems the sleep thing just shuts off the LCD dis­play after 30 seconds.…hmm I won­der if I use the LCD would it go to sleep and not have to be turned back on. I’ll experiment.

I’m back. With the Sleep mode on the LCD goes blank at 30 sec­onds and then after 2 min­utes the lens retracts and off the cam­era goes, no won­der they are so proud of their power con­sump­tion on the web page, it’s built in. I think I need to start sav­ing my scheck­les for a dif­fer­ent one.

Guess Who’s Coming To Dinner

Tonight is music down­load night. I’m way early for this month’s mix, but I’d rather be doing this than some­thing I should be doing. This month’s theme is “Let’s Eat.” I was lis­ten­ing to the sound­track to the movie “The Mighty Quinn” and on it is a song that I really like called Guess Who’s Com­ing to Din­ner, so I thought to myself I’ve got to include that on the CD. Which led to look­ing for songs with din­ner in the title. I came up with a few, but not enough. From there I went hunt­ing sup­per, then lunch and finally break­fast. I’ve cor­ralled about 30 songs from which I will pick the 15 or 16 that will go on the CD.

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Some People Are Wurse Spellers Than I Am

Look­ing for songs for my May CD Mix. I started look­ing for songs with the word din­ner in it. Searched far and wide into the nooks and cran­nies of the inter­net using Bear­share. There was one song I was inter­ested in that seemed elu­sive. It was a Suzanne Vega song enti­tled “Tom’s Din­ner.” I finally snagged not one, but two ver­sions. When I played it, much to my sur­prise I rec­og­nized it, cool, I even liked it. But tragedy struck when I paid atten­tion to the words.…it was Tom’s Diner, the restau­rant type, not the meal, sheesh.

A Longer Drive

Donna and I used to go out to eat once a week. It was a change of pace from sit­ting in my cube, but there are like only 4 “fast” food places close enough to get a lunch in and leave time for a lit­tle drive after­wards. Well after last Wednesday’s dis­ap­point­ment at Popeye’s we decided to just skip the lunch part alto­gether and just go for a drive. Now it can be a longer drive too. Today we ate lunch at our desks a lit­tle early and then went dri­ving for about 45 min­utes. Much nicer, drive and no more big­gie siz­ing the com­bos and then want­ing to do noth­ing but nap for the afternoon.

The CD Mix of the Month care pack­age came in the mail today. wOOt. Josh had a lit­tle CD burner set­back so they were late this month, but defi­nately worth it. Really enjoyed Josh’s disc this month. The sec­ond disc comes from va spi­der which also rocks (I’m on the sec­ond lis­ten­ing already.) After lis­ten­ing to these two I am def­i­nitely get­ting an infe­ri­or­ity com­plex, my April mix seems lame.

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Hollywood

I can’t remem­ber why I rented it, must have been a fawn­ing review on some site or some­thing, but Rock Star has been sit­ting on my cof­fee table for about a month. This is a bad sign, since it has been lay­ing there ready to be watched, The Harder They Come, Apoc­a­lypse Now, Heist, Blaz­ing Sad­dlesand The Cen­ter of the World have been watched and returned to Net­flix. See­ing as it was the only one in the house at the moment, I decided to watch it. I watched the lit­tle 10 minute behind the scenes thing while I waited on Donna to join me. I almost didn’t watch the movie — Wednesday’s Law & Order was cued up in the VCR — but I said I’ll give it 15 min­utes. Mark Wahlberg with long hair seemed to old for the part, and in spite of my eager­ness to bail, we watched the whole movie. Hints of Spinal Tap, com­bined with a heap­ing dose of irony and lots of 80’s metal music over­came the tired ass plot line. In the end I enjoyed the 103 min­utes spent with it.

I feel so cheap, so used. Manip­u­lated by the Hol­ly­wood machine. I should have been watch­ing IFC Fri­days on Bravo, but instead I watched a lamo movie and liked it.

Hollywood II

I was 1 for 2 against them Sat­ur­day night. It was our yearly trip to the Big-Mo Drive In and the dou­ble bill was Show­time with Robert DeNiro and Eddie Mur­phy and Mur­der by Num­bers with San­dra Bullock.

I was suck­ered in by Show­time. I think I was suck­ered in because the movie didn’t try to be some­thing other than exactly what it was. It was a silly lit­tle plot lit­tered with holes and full of clich?s, but I still was enter­tained — here’s why: Eddie played a car­i­ca­ture Eddie, DeNiro play a meld of every DeNiro char­ac­ter since, well, the begin­ning. William Shat­ner played him­self or what we have come to believe is him­self and he is just like that in real life or he is as bril­liant an actor as Andy Kauf­man was. I laughed and I wasn’t even upset like I usu­ally am by the every-car-in-the-sector police chase/blow ‘em extravaganza.

And I almost bought into Mur­der by Num­bers, but it tried to take itself to seri­ously. I’m sure when San­dra took the role it was because the char­ac­ter she was to play appeared to have depth because of her tor­tured past. For what­ever rea­son it just didn’t come out that way. The col­laps­ing bal­cony fight scene and sub­se­quent res­cue thing looked like it was thrown in because every­one involved knew it was a dog of a movie and felt that it would punch it up. Then when we got our now Hol­ly­wood stan­dard triple twist in the end about the actual killer nobody really cared.

The Harder They Come II

Deja Vu all over again. Got a sec­ond copy of THTC from Net­flix today and sat down to watch it. Started at chap­ter 17, a lit­tle before it crashed last time. Got to 18 and it hap­pened again, same spot, one hour and 14 min­utes in and the pic­ture just froze. Couldn’t fast for­ward, noth­ing. Tried going to the main menu and pick­ing the next chap­ter, nope. After a few other attempts I took the movie to the PC and played it there, and it stopped at the same spot as the Tosi­hba in the liv­ing room.

This time I wrote a blurb to the cus­tomer ser­vice folks, instead of just click­ing on the unplayable link. We’ll see what hap­pens. While I was there I noticed that they still list a movie I sent back 1–1/2 to 2 weeks ago. Hope another one hasn’t got lost in the mail, they’ll think I’m keep­ing them. :-(

Really Nice Leg Warmers

Cool time at the drive in on Sat­ur­day. Eight cars made the trip to the Big Mo and 7 stayed for the movie. We moved the time for leav­ing the Sonic up a half hour and it paid off. We got there before the gates opened and were like 4 cars back from the ticket booth. The last 3 times we have gone we have been stuck in the back row or split up. This time we got in the 3rd row and all in a line. Actu­ally, after a close call with a mini­van park­ing nearly in front of us, Stacey Tim­mer­man and I moved our cars into the row right in front of the other 5. There surely wasn’t going to be any prob­lems block­ing the screen with a Miata. The dozen of us pulled out the fold­ing chairs and chat­ted and snacked away the hour before show time (pun not intended.)

Dur­ing the day on Sat­ur­day it was nearly 90, so quite few of us were unpre­pared for the cool­ness that arrived after sun­down. A decent breeze made it seem even colder. It was a good thing that Rudy finally picked up the Club T-shirts and brought them to the Sonic. He passed them out to those who had ordered them and a cou­ple of them made really nice leg warm­ers for those bare legs.

In between movies we lost 3 cars to early depar­tures. Too bad too, as they missed the high­light of the whole evening, a mar­riage pro­posal over the PA sys­tem. Seems a cou­ple had their first date at the Big Mo one year ago to the night. (Coin­ci­den­tally the Miata Club was there too.) They decided to come back on the anniver­sary to see another movie. The guy had a plan. In between the usual announce­ments and trivia con­tests, the owner asked this fella’s girl friend over the PA would she marry him. After a few min­utes the answer was announced, she said yes.

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The T-Shirt Shoppe

Just on the infin­i­tes­i­mal chance that some­one who is read­ing this, is con­sid­er­ing hav­ing some screen print­ing done and is think­ing of hav­ing The T-Shirt Shoppe in Aiken, South Car­olina do the work, DON’T.
Two rea­sons:
1) He will put a lit­tle change, barely notice­able twist on your design. The only per­son who will see it will be the designer of the shirt. I can’t be sure of this, but know­ing this type of indi­vid­ual, it is prob­a­bly so that if for what ever rea­son this design takes off and sells mil­lions, he can come back and demand a cut of the prof­its, because, he’ll claim it wouldn’t have sold as well if his twist was not there.
2) He will con­vince you to pay up front by offer­ing a “dis­count” and once he has the money he will only print the shirts under pres­sure. Gen­tle reminders don’t work, you have to go and demand your shirts on such & such day. Then when you go to pick them up, he will invari­ably be print­ing right then and you’ll end up watch­ing him print the last of your shirts.

I know this because I was a first hand expe­ri­ence of #1 twice and #2 once and now the Pres­i­dent of the Master’s Miata Club can say he has expe­ri­enced #2.

Embroidered Shirts

Excit­ing time to be in the Master’s Miata Club, we’ve got­ten T-shirts, yes­ter­day I ordered the new club win­dow decals and tonight we got an email from John Haff’s sec­re­tary about choos­ing what kind/color of polo shirt we want to get the Club logo embroi­dered on. Gonna go surf­ing and try and find each style shirt (3 dif­fer­ent ones from 3 dif­fer­ent man­u­fac­tur­ers) and make a choice.

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WebSticker.Com

This is a rant on them as well as myself. I tooted my own horn yes­ter­day about how I learned my The T-Shirt Shoppe les­son, well I hope I have learned my WebSticker.com les­son. I went to them to pro­duce the Barn­door Fan Club sticker a few month’s back for the price. Their quote was 15% less than my ol’ faith­ful in town. I went with it. It took like a week and a half of emails cor­rect­ing proofs until I thought we had it right. When I got the stick­ers the logo was smaller than the proof and it was slightly off cen­ter. I called and com­plained and it turns out the designer for­got to men­tion that an 1/8″ of unprint­able are was required all around. The off cen­ter was slight and I was told “it was within accept­able indus­try stan­dards.” They knocked a 1/3 off the price, so I kept them. It took over 2 weeks of email to get the right proof this time and I even sent them the Adobe Illus­tra­tor file of the logo! We’ll see what hap­pens when I get them.

Breakfast Songs

Den­tist appoint­ment for both of us this after­noon. It is 6 month clean­ing and check-up time, we sched­ule them at the same time so we can leave work at the same time. Our appoint­ments were for 3:00 PM, so we left at 2:30 to take a bit of a drive before end­ing up at the Dentist’s office.

Finally burned the CD’s for May’s Mix of the Month Club going to print out the cover and label at work tomor­row so I can use the color “laser” printer. Up until this evening I had 2 ver­sions of Break­fast in Bed on the CD, but tonight I snagged a cou­ple of more songs in my bear trap and I took one off. I really liked both ver­sions, but because I couldn’t find 60 min­utes of just break­fast songs, one had to go.

Picked out the shirt to have the Miata Club Logo embroi­dered on — Jerzees 447M. Going to get it in Birch, kind of a gray color. My first thought was white, but I just don’t know if I’d wear it. Plus I’d get the white dirty in an instant.

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Decalcification

6 month den­tist clean­ing and check-up today. I’ve got another cav­ity on #5. Had one last time on the same tooth. Delores the hygien­ist said that I have a line of decal­ci­fi­ca­tion and as that hap­pens the enamel gets soft and cav­i­ties form. Oh goodie. The den­tist came in and started pok­ing around, while he had his hands in my my mouth he was giv­ing the hygien­ist com­ment to write in my file. He was using words like buckle and mar­gin, was he talk­ing about teeth?

Distance To The Moon

Top hasn’t moved since very early last Sun­day morn­ing, been under the boot all week. Might change tomor­row though, pre­dict­ing rain. If I had only brought a coat to the drive-in last week­end it would be a streak of 12 days with out chang­ing position.

Going to take the dig­i­tal cam­era when I go out tomor­row. I have to stop and take a pic­ture of the odome­ter when it rolls over to 100,000 miles. Sit­ting at 99,987 right now. It has taken 5 years and 5 months to get there. I traded my first Miata in with 118,000 miles on it, so since Novem­ber 1989 I have dri­ven nearly the dis­tance to the moon in a Miata.

The Barn­door Fan Club Spring Photo Con­test is over, go and vote for the People’s Choice Award.

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100,000

Donna had an eye doctor’s appoint­ment at 9:00 this morn­ing. It started to mist on the trip over and by the time we pulled into the park­ing lot it had started to sprin­kle. She went inside and I stayed out to remove the boot and raise the top.

The Optometrist is only a cou­ple of miles away, so when we got home we were still 8 miles shy of the magic num­ber. Good thing too, as I for­got the cam­era. The rain finally passed com­pletely about 6:30 PM. After din­ner we both had cabin fever, so we went for a drive and needed coats as it was in the 60s (unusual for us this time of year, it should have been 10 degees warmer.) We made a big 25 mile loop of the trip to the gro­cery store for OJ. Pulled over at a sub­di­vi­sion entrance along the way and took the pic.

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Hollywood 2, Brian 2

Today’s fea­tured film in the cin­ema that is the Bog­a­r­dus liv­ing room, Ban­dits.

In what is now almost cliched movie mak­ing, the story is told with a non-linear time­line. It starts with our “heroes” sur­rounded in an LA bank and argu­ing about how thing would have not turned out so badly if it wasn’t for the girl. Not long into it we real­ize that this is the end of the movie, as we are whisked back a cou­ple months to the spur of the moment prison escape of Joe Blake (Bruce Willis) and Terry Collins (Billy Bob Thorton.)

Bruce and Billy are good together in this movie, sort of like the Oscar Madi­son & Felix Unger of the crim­i­nal set. The bank rob­beries were done using an inter­est­ing M.O. and with the com­bi­na­tion of the 2 character’s per­son­al­i­ties and how they reacted to each unique sit­u­a­tion would made for a good movie, if they had just stuck to that. But the woman who brings about the demise of our bank rob­bers also brings about the demise of the movie. Don’t get me wrong, Cate Blan­chard is good in her part but the sub­plot of the love tri­an­gle is so strong that it detracts from the movie’s “real” plot.

The only rea­son this gang of “Sleep­over Ban­dits elude the Ore­gon cops for so long is that they seem to be oper­at­ing with an inep­ti­tude nor­mally reserved for the law enforce­ment pro­fes­sion­als from back woods Alabama. Right off the bat they can’t hit the broad side of a full-size cement truck as it dri­ves through the gates of the prison and then lose it trail in min­utes as they drive right by where the truck plowed through a small fence into a field.

The end­ing was way too Hol­ly­wood happy end­ing. I was actu­ally dis­ap­pointed to learn that he upcom­ing shoot out was going to part of the trick end­ing. I would have been to have these two idiots actu­ally kill each other.

One thing I really liked about this movie was the sound­track, not the part where Cate & Bruce sing a duet of Total Eclipse of the Heart, but the gen­eral back­ground tunes, which included my favorite late 80’s tune, Tanita Tikaram’s Twist In My Sobri­ety.

Brian 3, Hollywood 2

I hap­pened to catch just a part of this movie on one of the cable chan­nels a month or so ago and my wife and I decided to rent it. George Clooney for her, Nicole Kid­man for me. That’s right, The Peace­maker and as it turns out we saw the best 10 min­utes on TV. (The part where our main char­ac­ters are intro­duced to each other.) I stopped believ­ing when they start pass­ing around pic­tures of the train wreck taken from a satel­lite. If we have pic­tures being taken of every square inch of the coun­try of Rus­sia to be able to pick out this par­tic­u­lar bit of train track, why don’t we have pic­tures of the rob­bery train and work back from there to track the truck with the nukes? George and Nicole out­run, not just one, but two explo­sions. We are treated to the usual red LED count­down clock as they try to dis­arm the bomb. The only action movie clich? we missed was the Fruit Cart. Then again, that might have been in there while they were tear­ing up down­town Vienna and I had glazed over and missed it. Oh, and I fell sorry for the cit­i­zens of Vienna as it appears they have no police force at all.

The only movie left on the cof­fee table to watch now is Pur­ple Noon. 1960 French film based on The Tal­ented Mr. Rip­ley books. I actu­ally liked the Matt Damon — Jude Law flick based on these char­ac­ters, so we’ll see.

X-Files V

Last night was the big 2 hour series finale. Yeck, I’m glad that is over with. Sunday’s are free again. I was going to rehash the episode and dis­sect it’s inad­e­qua­cies, but it would take to long and I just want to for­get it. Best line of the whole episode comes from the pros­e­cu­tor, after a litt­tany of wit­nesses tes­ti­fy­ing to their lit­tle bit of knowl­edge of the Mul­der story and the alien mythol­ogy, he objects by say­ing, “This tes­ti­mony is irrel­e­vant, we didn’t come here for a trip down mem­ory lane. We are here to try Agent Mul­der for mur­der.” I wanted to stand up and cheer. I only wished he had said it sooner.

Let’s just say I would have had a bet­ter time watch­ing the Cosby reunion on the channel.

Bat Cave

Finally hooked up the garage remote to the “Bat Cave” tog­gle switch. Works OK. You have to have the key on and you can’t hold the switch up or the garage door stops trav­el­ing. It’s a momen­tary on type switch, but that just means it is spring loaded, you can hold it too long and it con­fuses the opener. I’m sure with a lit­tle prac­tice I will get the hang of it. :-)

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Why do you think they call it a practice.

Missed rat­ing last night. Had a good one worked up about movies again. Couldn’t fin­ish Pur­ple Noon on Mon­day after­noon and tried to watch Mul­hol­land Dr., but bailed about 45 min­utes in. But when I sat down to write it all out I couldn’t concentrate.

About 3 o’clock yes­ter­day after­noon I felt flush and light headed, out of sorts. I had the nurse at work check my blood pres­sure, it was 176/102. She sug­gested I see my doc­tor. I called and they could give my an appoint­ment at 9 the next morn­ing. On the way to the car, my wife said lets just go over there. I got to see the Physician’s Assis­tant. Took my blood pres­sure and it was still like 170/110. My pulse was 78. Both high for me. I am usu­ally right around 130/90 and my pulse is usu­ally 55. She lis­tened to my heart and went and got me a Hytrin (a blood pres­sure drug), said take one tonight, go to the lab and get some blood work and keep the 9 AM appoint­ment tomor­row. Last night I hardly slept, I could feel every heart­beat and they seemed to be com­ing twice a sec­ond. Some­where around 2 AM things seemed to slow enough that I got some bits of sleep in.

I got to the lab first thing and they took some blood and I made it to the doctor’s office a bit early. The nurse took my pres­sure and it was 160/100 with my pulse still 78. She said lets run an EKG. After that The PA came in and did the pres­sure thing — 156/96. The EKG showed noth­ing too abnor­mal, she said there was some indi­ca­tion of elec­trolyte imbal­ance, but need the blood work results before mak­ing any com­ments. That will take 24 hours (don’t get me started on why that is like that) and I should go back to work. I hadn’t slept so I went home and took a 2 hour nap.

I still feel crappy as I write this, but not like last night, I’m sure my heart rate and pres­sure are down, I can tell, but I’m still not right. Let’s see what they say tomor­row. Do I need to keep tak­ing the Hytrin? Am I now a high blood pres­sure per­son? Is that how it comes about, sud­denly and dramatically?

You Get What You Pay For

Our com­pany has 2 dif­fer­ent med­ical plans, the PCN (Physi­cians Care Net­work) and some­thing else. The some­thing else used to have a name, but now I think it is called the Non-PCN Plan. :-) In the PCN you have to go to the pri­mary doc­tor and get a refer­ral for any­thing he can’t han­dle. Not that they are stingy with refer­rals, but they don’t want you run­ning to the ortho guy for a hang­nail. The com­pany is try­ing hard to steer you towards the PCN by mak­ing the other one twice the cost. It is work­ing too, the last time I was chat­ting with our HR Man­ager he said there are like 20 (out of 350) left on the Non Plan. The nice thing about the PCN is that you can go to your pri­mary doc­tor as often as you need and it doesn’t cost a cent. No deductibles, no forms, no nothing.

Well if you read my Wednes­day post you know that I was not feel­ing to well. After repeated calls to the doctor’s office on Thurs­day ask­ing for results of my blood work and them say­ing they haven’t got them yet, at the very end of the day they actu­ally got them. Seems the lab’s fax machine was send­ing the results, they are just not sure where they were going, outer space per­haps. The Physician’s Assis­tant called and told me that my results were nor­mal, but if I still felt bad in the AM I should come in and see the doctor.

After a rest­less Thurs­day night I went back in to see the Doc. The Nurse took my pres­sure and pulse, 168/106 and 78, still high. The doc­tor showed me my results, every­thing was smack in the mid­dle of the OK range (except my cho­les­terol which was 203.) He also showed my 4 other copies of the report! Seems as every time I called, the recep­tion­ist called the lab and the lab faxed over a copy, but it got stuck in the pipe, but even­tu­ally came out. I got another EKG, which looked bet­ter than the one from the other day. The Doc is stumped, if some­thing bad hap­pened to make my pres­sure sky­rocket like this, it would have showed up in the blood work. He gave me a dif­fer­ent BP med­i­cine, Micardis, and said take this over the week­end and check your pres­sure on Tues­day and give us a call.

Took one of the pills at lunch and I’m start­ing to feel almost human again. I hate to brag, because I might jinx it. Shhhh!

Back To The Doctor

Left it up for the trip to work on Thurs­day, but it went right back down for the trip home. Fri­day it was upper 50’s so we drove to work with it down, noth­ing like a lit­tle brisk fresh air in the morn­ing. Back to the doc­tor this morn­ing to try another pill. Feel­ing bet­ter today, but not nor­mal. Hope I feel well enough tomor­row to make the Master’s Miata Club’s MMM…Time. We meet at 4 and there is a mati­nee show­ing of the Attack of the Clones at 5:30, I’m going to try and get them to go to the movies.

Started up, went down, still down.
Top Tran­si­tions sine 02/02/02: 119

Boll Weevil

Well my evil plan was foiled, of the like 14 peo­ple who showed up at the MMM…Time, nobody was really inter­ested in the movie. Ended up eat­ing some ice cream and going for a drive up by the lake and points west. Ended up in Thomp­son and came home via I-20. Since we hadn’t really made plans for an after drive meal before we started and nobody had a CB we ended up scat­ter­ing off dif­fer­ent exits on the way into and past town. Donna and I drove into down­town and dined at our favorite Augusta eatery, the Boll Weevil.

Started down, still down.
Top Tran­si­tions sine 02/02/02: 119

Circadian Rhythms

It is the only thing I can think of that is con­trol­ling my BP ills. I felt fine last evening, but at around 3:00 PM I woke and couldn’t get back to sleep because I felt fever­ish, pound­ing pulse, blah, blah. This morn­ing I felt pretty good. About mid after­noon I started with the symp­toms again. Here it is 10:30 and I’m feel­ing bet­ter — not 100%, but not bad. When I think back to the onset of this malaise it hap­pened around 3:00 PM and except for Wednes­day, about every 12 hours I get to feel­ing extra miserable.

Red Sox

They are play­ing the dreaded Yan­kees this week­end and it looks like the 4 game series will end up a draw. The Sox won the first two, the Yanks won last night and are now up 8–5 in the 6th tonight. I have had my heart bro­ken by the boys who play at Fen­way a lot and I have now become fatal­is­tic that they are never going to win the World Series. Now it looks like they won’t even win the divi­sion again this year. I know you are say­ing that they are still up by 2 games over the Yan­kees, but I can feel it. This is just like last year, the Sox were on top until some­time in June then the Yan­kees went right on by and fin­ished ahead. I think that NY does it o pur­pose, they give ‘em a head start, just to make it look really bad when they over take them. Or maybe it is the Boston play­ers them­selves, they are think­ing like me, they know they can’t win it deep down and around the mid­dle of the sea­son they look around and real­ize they are in front, then remem­ber that they are losers and just collapse.

Romulan Cloaking Device

Almost didn’t drive the Miata today either. Lazed around the house all morn­ing. Friends came over for the mandated-by-law Memo­r­ial Day grilling of hot dogs and ham­burg­ers. Then after­noon nap fol­lowed by watch­ing some of the X-Files marathon on FX. Caught a cou­ple of good ones includ­ing 2 of my all-time favorites — “Bad Blood” and “Small Pota­toes.” After Small Pota­toes we went out for a drive to check the Aiken Bicy­cle Club mail, buy some CD labels and take a walk. Beau­ti­ful night for a drive, tem­per­a­ture was around 80 with low humid­ity. The only prob­lem is even though I had my lights on, I must have had the Romu­lan Cloak­ing Device going with­out know­ing, as 2 cars made me slam on the brakes to avoid hit­ting them as they pulled out in front of us.

Started down, still down.
Top Tran­si­tions sine 02/02/02: 119

152/98

Had the nurse at work take my pres­sure this morn­ing. Down a bit, but not enough, so I called the Doctor’s office and they said take 2 a day of the med­i­cine they gave me. Tomor­row I get a CAT Scan of my abdomen to see what they can see. I want to take the test so we can find out what is wrong, but then again I don’t want to know, you know.

Ron Jeremy

I guess it was just a mat­ter of time. Stum­bled onto an infomer­cial this morn­ing on cable some­where for a penis enlarge­ment pill called Extenze. Porno Old-Timer Ron Jeremy was the “Mod­er­a­tor” of a panel 3 folks who were also prob­a­bly in the adult indus­try. I guess that is per­fect demo­graphic mar­ket­ing, the folks who watch a lot of porn prob­a­bly have size issues and would be eas­ily con­vinced that this stuff would work.

At least TV hasn’t advanced so far as that we could get before and after pic­tures from sat­is­fied customers.…

138/90

Nearly nor­mal today, I guess the BP med­i­cine is doing it’s job. I even had some moments where I felt quasi-normal this after­noon. The PA called this evening with the results of my CAT scan. There were no traces of kit­ties — she said there were no abnor­mal­i­ties! OK, so why did my BP go sky high? Blood work fine, which elim­i­nated liver or kid­ney prob­lems. CAT fine, no tumors or weird inter­nal things. I have a stress/echo test sched­uled for the 18th (soon­est I could get in) to see if my ticker is mal­func­tion­ing. If that is clean, that only leaves like one thing, my head. No new stress induc­ers have been applied. So is it 46.5 years of aggra­va­tions have build­ing up to a melt­down? I would have thought that rant­ing here would be tak­ing care of that. Or male menopause? Or a gene that mutated?

NBA

Been a while since I fol­lowed b-ball. Was a big fan of the Celtics back in the day. Larry Bird, Kevin McHale, Robert Parish, Den­nis John­son & Danny Ainge, that’s how long ago. For nearly the last 2 decades the Celtics have been bot­tom dwellers and I’ve stopped watch­ing. But this year they have made the East­ern Con­fer­ence Finals, so I have jumped back on the band wagon. Well that’s not entirely true, I can’t name any play­ers and I have only started to check the score to see if they win or lose, so I’m not on the wagon but I know where it is parked.

Watched them get beat tonight by the NJ Nets in between watch­ing some of the X-Files movie on FX, oh well, next year maybe. Cou­ple of obser­va­tions: 1) Hey NJ! What’s up with gray uni­forms? Hop­ing maybe because they aren’t bright the other team will have a hard time keep­ing an eye on you? and 2) What’s that other half cir­cle in the paint? Like a hockey crease? Can only stay there for 2 sec­onds as opposed to 3?