Sturgeon’s Law Ninety percent of everything is crap.
Derived from a quote by science fiction author Theodore Sturgeon, who once said, “Sure, 90% of science fiction is crud. That’s because 90% of everything is crud.” Oddly, when Sturgeon’s Law is cited, the final word is almost invariably changed to ‘crap’.
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Changed the oil in the Emperor and rotated the tires. I did it a little early in preparation for our driving trip to the northeast starting next weekend. Then later in the day we changed our plans for the trip for the 8th and final time. We’re now flying into DC and renting a car. I say final because we are now locked in to some non-refundable airplane tickets. Two days in our nation’s capital, two days of who knows what, two days visiting my family in CT and two in NJ, before driving back to DC to get on a plane for SC.
I may get a second chance to sign the Ultimate Drive northern fleet’s signature vehicle that I forget about last Thursday in Columbia because they will be in Sterling, VA on Monday, April 8th. Its a mere 30 miles from where we are staying in DC.
We went for a tandem ride after I got done with the car. Cruised through some neighborhoods and hit a couple places to shove some bills into slots and then the Post Office to mail the rest. We ended up tallying over 15 miles, which is about 5 more than the last few rides and it felt pretty good. A few more weeks of 2 rides per and we’ll be ready to tackle a 25 mile loop. We have gone so far as thinking of adding some rack to the tandem so we can try to ride it to work some Fridays.
I re-upped for citizenship in the Red Sox Nation tonight. It was supposed to happen automatically, but they had the number on file of my comprised card that is no longer valid, so it didn’t happen. Tomorrow is opening day for the FRS in Kansas City, but the real season doesn’t start until Friday the 20th when the Bronx Bombers come to Fenway.
At approximately 9:40 PM my wife made the mistake of flipping through the channels and pausing long enough on USA for me to recognize what was showing — TDPM.
Will Turner: This is either madness… or brilliance.
Jack Sparrow: It’s remarkable how often those two traits coincide.
In other exciting news, with the 20% off coupon from Bed, Bath & Beyond that was in today’s paper, I got a new pillow for sleepy time. We bought a new one for Donna too.
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Someone forgot to tell the FRS that it wasn’t spring training anymore. They lost big time to the KC Royals today on opening day. I was listening to the game on the net until I stumbled onto the ESPN broadcast. Kind of wish I hadn’t. Plus the Yankees won meaning we are already a game back…
The only thing that saved the evening was my after game channel surf discovered TDPM on USA Network again. I came in almost exactly in the same spot as last night too.
Jack Sparrow: I really rather hope we were past all this.
Barbossa: Jack… Jack! Did you not notice? That be the same island we made you the governor of on our last little trip.
Jack Sparrow: I did notice.
Barbossa: Perhaps, you’ll conjure up another miraculous escape, but I doubt it. Off you go.
Jack Sparrow: The last time you left me a pistol with one shot.
Barbossa: By the powers, you’re right. Where be Jack’s pistol? Bring it forward.
Jack Sparrow: Seeing as there’s two of us, a gentleman would give us a pair of pistols.
Barbossa: It’ll be one pistol as before, and you can be the gentleman and shoot the lady; and starve to death yourself.
This time I watched it all the way to the end and when I did I noticed that they added a little bit there to perhaps explain the very end of movie #2. The original movie ends with Jack at the helm of the Black Pearl, tonight it cut back to the cave and showed the monkey (Jack) swimming past the apple Barbossa drops when he dies. It hops up on the Aztec treasure chest and picks up a piece of gold, thereby turning into a skeleton. He hisses at the camera as we fade to black. I guess we are to assume that the monkey then puts the coin in Captain Barbossa’s pocket and that is how he shows up in the end of Dead Man’s Chest. Did we need this to explain his resurrection? I was perfectly happy to believe that Tia Dalma had brought him back to “life” by using some voodoo magic.
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Miata Top Transitions since 01/01/07: 106
Warning, those of you with a low threshold for stupidity may want to skip this post.
While wiling away some time on the Miata Forum I came upon a post in the NC forum from a woman about getting the exact car she wanted. It is a new MX-5 in Galaxy Gray which is a fairly dark gray with blue undertones. When the folks in that section put their car color in their signatures this color is abbreviated GG. I don’t remember exactly what she had to say, but I really did like her forum name — Galaxy Girl (which could also be abbreviated GG.) I could readily imagine the costume a superhero called Galaxy Girl would have, all dark blue with small silver stars throughout and a big ringed planet on her chest. A chrome silver cape and boots with a dark blue strap mask that had star shaped cutouts to see through.
It was almost enough to make me want to buy a Galaxy Gray MX-5 in 1336 days just so I could change my forum name to Galaxy Guy. Wait, can’t I just change it now to something like Garnet Guy or maybe just Garnetman. Let’s see, dark maroon uniform with a faceted GG or G on the chest in shiny bright red. Red boots and cape with gold piping. For a mask, maybe something like Geordi from ST:NG.
I have commissioned a caricature for the last two Miatas, maybe I could get an artist to draw up Garnetman for me. A Google search led me to a few possibilities, including this one: The Art of Andy Smith.

The guy has done work for Marvel comics, so his work probably wouldn’t come cheap. I may go ahead and ask anyway. I kind of like this pose of Superman or this other one of Quasar from his Commissions page. Boy if I did get my very own superhero alter ego, you could bet that this web page would get a redesign…
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All Donna could do after reading last nights post was shake her head. (Wait’ll she sees this one.) What’s a good superhero without a sidekick? While Garnetman can drive like the wind, spot the apex of a curve in a flash, the big picture of proper course is his Achilles heel. He needs direction, so who reads the maps that keep him on trajectory? NaviGirl, that’s who.
Why Garnetman might have starved this very evening had not NaviGirl led him to the golden doors of the China Palace. Sizzling Rice Soup for two and a serving of Double Fried Pork split down the middle. Water to drink.
Meal Cost: $13.50
Tip: $2.50
Spent Today: $16.00
Year to Date: $834.49
Once again I “borrowed” the superhero images from The Art of Andy Smith. I did email him to see what he’d charge for his You be the Superhero! program. We’ll see what he says. Of course if he finds this site first and sees the liberties I’ve taken with his art, I may hear from his lawyers instead of him.
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Miata Top Transitions since 01/01/07: 110
I was all set to listen to the Red Sox game on the Internet tonight when I found out they played an afternoon game. On the mound was their new acquisition, Daisuke Matsuzaka (AKA Dice-K) that they paid around 50 million bucks just for the rights to try and sign him to a contract. Then they spent 50 more to sign him. So far he looks like he may be worth the money, giving up just one run on six hits while striking out 10 in seven innings. Twenty more games like that this year and I may take up learning Japanese.
Tomorrow is a holiday for ASCO, so Donna and I will probably sleep late and take a hike in the woods. Saturday we will probably sleep late and try a bike ride. Sunday we will get get up at 4AM to drive to CAE and hop a plane to our nation’s capital. We are off to visit Donna’s friend Sally for a couple of days. She is back from Africa for a few months and learning Spanish now, because her next Embassy assignment is Tegucigalpa, Honduras. After DC we will head up the the ex-Hardware Capital of the World (New Britain, CT) for a brief visit with my family. After that, next Friday and Saturday we will be in NJ for a memorial service for Donna’s aunt Mary who passed away in January. Should be interesting, Mary had 4 daughters, three talk to each other, but two of them aren’t talking to one.
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Today was chillier than normal (I won’t say “here” because it seems like that most everywhere), so we waited until after lunch to go for our walk in the woods. Nearly everything is green now (except for the dead trees) and the sky was a bright blue with nary a cloud in sight.
Donna had to donate a couple of vials of blood for a cholesterol test this morning. She had to fast for it, so we went out afterwards to get breakfast. That’s right a return to the New Moon was in order. Another Cranberry Pecan Muffin for hijm. Everything Bagel with cream cheese for her. A bottled water to split.
Meal Cost: $3.98
Tip: $1.02
Spent Today: $5.00
Year to Date: $839.49
After breakfast we walked across the street to put a five dollar bill in a pink bucket. The Zeta Tau Alpha sorority at USC Aiken were holdiing their 4th annual Rock-A-Thon to raise awareness of breast cancer and to collect money for research. Members of the sorority took turns sitting in rocking chairs in front of the Plum Pudding for 24 hours. They had less than 4 hours to go. Last year they raised $1,500 and their goal for this year was $3,000. All the money raised goes to the to the Susan G. Komen Foundation.
The Garnetman Project has hit a major roadblock. Andy Smith replied to my email and his price for an 11x17 B&W image and a 8–1/2x11 colored version is $300. I’m not saying that it is not worth that much, because it probably is, but it is more than I wanted to spend. I think I was hoping would have come back with $100, that I could have justified to myself.
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Seeing as we are vacationing in the northeast next week and the temperatures there probably won’t get as high as the mid-fifties, we were not going to let the cold weather here stop us from having a nice day outdoors. Note to would be burglars: Our neighbor’s 75 lb pit bull is spending the week at our house and we are only leaving him two days worth of food.
Our excursion began with lunch out at the Stoplight Deli in downtown Aiken. We both had a cup of chili to start. Then we split a Rachel sandwich (corned beef, ham, swiss cheese, cole slaw, russian dressing on wheat.) We both finished off the meal with a cookie, oatmeal raisin for her, peanut butter for him. The usual water was to drink.
Meal Cost: $11.87
Tip: None
Spent Today: $11.87
Year to Date: $851.36
After lunch we drove to Ridge Spring’s Nut House to pick up a gift sampler for our Easter dinner hosts. While we out we headed over towards Columbia to fill in a Post Office hole. Gaston and Swansea were first and then we were headed to two towns that I originally marked with red dots (meaning no PO) on the map, North and Norway. Between the two pairs of towns, I spotted a sign directing folks to a Post Office in the town of Neeses, so I followed it. We ended up getting photos of five places even though according to map map there should have only been two.
Please tell me why two people who don’t golf (unless you count a bi-annual stab at putt-putt), aren’t really interested in golf and probably can’t name 5 current golfers, will spend 4 evenings at the end of the first week in April glued to the tube watching the Masters?
While I’m asking questions, why in the world would the History Channel be showing The Planet of the Apes?
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We were up at 4:00AM to drive to Columbia. The flight and all about it went smoothly. The only hitch was that Donna told her friend Sally to meet us at the Alamo counter at Dulles, trouble being there is no counter at the airport, Alamo is off-site. Fortunately, by the time we figured out where Sally’s Metro bus would stop, it was just arriving. We picked out our Pontiac G6 and headed west.
Brunch was at the Cindy-Dee Restaurant just over the Potomac River into Maryland in a small town called Knoxville. The food was pretty good, but I wouldn’t recommend you drive out from DC just to eat there. (As a side note, I won’t be keeping track of the money spent eating out during our trip, can’t really count it as eating out because we have no choice in the matter.) We were on our way to Sally’s sister’s house for Easter lunch, but Sally informed us that lunch meant 2 to 3 PM so topping off the stomach at 9:30AM was a good idea.
After they got home from church, and while the food was cooking, Donna, Sally, Sally’s brother-in-law and I went a half mile back down the road they live on, to an entrance to the Chesapeake & Ohio Canal for a walk. It was a very brisk walk, in more ways than one as the temperature was probably in the upper 30s with a good breeze. After getting back from our walk we had a wonderful free form Easter lunch, that if we had 60’s soul music playing in the background, could have almost passed for scene from the Big Chill. There was Donna and I, Sally, her sister Suzie, Suzie’s husband John, John’s sister Peg, a neighbor of theirs in Georgetown, Suzie and John’s daughter, one of her friends and her friend’s mother.
At around 5:30 Donna and I were running out of steam, so we took our leave and drove back to DC. Sally managed to direct us back to DC without incident, but after arrival, it took us three circles of the tricky roads near the Key Bridge to actually find the Holiday Inn parking entrance.
Tomorrow, the three of us will be doing some touristy stuff, you know, see some monuments, and if we get going early enough maybe we’ll see President George come out to get the Post in his bathrobe.
After a mediocre breakfast at the Holiday Inn, hey it was free, Donna, Sally and I put on our walking shoes. We walked down to the Arlington Memorial Bridge, crossed the Potomac and visited the Lincoln Memorial. Then we did the war memorial tour, Vietnam, Korean and then the Big One, the new WWII Memorial. (Wonder where the WWI Memorial is? Kansas City) We then trooped all around the tidal basin to take in the Jefferson Memorial. Even though we are midway through the 2 week Cherry Blossom Festival, the trees refused to cooperate with the festival scheduler, they peaked a couple days before. Because of last Wednesday’s rain and wind there are very few blossoms left on the trees. It is colder and windier than it should be for this time of the year which made the walk back to our hotel a very uncomfortable one. I bet we covered 5–6 miles.
We took a minor break to let our bodies get back to normal operating temperature and then jumped in the rental car to drive to Sterling, VA. Donna and I convinced Sally to come with us and drive BMWs to benefit the Susan Komen Foundation. From looking at the BMW dealer’s website I knew is was on VA28 north of Dulles Airport. We got on 28 going north and drove and drove and drove until 28 turned into VA7 and disappeared. Donna in the back spotted a couple of the Ultimate Drive cars going the opposite way, so we ambushed one and got on his tail. We hung with him until he ended up at the dealer (even with his wrong turns.) I signed up to drive, Sally was going to drive cars too, while Donna was going to do her usual navigator details. The three of us did a familiarization loop with me at the wheel of a 750, Sally sitting right seat and Donna in the back. Next, I drove a Z4 convertible and Sally drove Donna on a loop in a Z4 coupe. I went back to the rental car to get my camera and as I walked to the front, Donna and Sally went by in the Z4 I had just dropped off, shouting “Catch us if you can.” By the time I got loaded in a 335i convertible, I didn’t see them until I was finishing my loop and they were pulling out of the dealer’s lot in an X3. I hurried and got in a 335i Coupe to try and catch them. No such luck, Sally must be driving like a madwoman, because not only did I not catch them, but by the time I returned the coupe they were long gone in an X5. Deciding that I was just getting further behind, I didn’t even get another car, I just waited for them to return.
After my 4 laps and Sally and Donna’s 5 we decided to take a lunch break. Before we left though we signed up to help them ferry the cars to their next dealer in Arlington where they would be doing it all over again tomorrow. It was a little after 2 PM and they wanted us back at 5 to get prepared for the big caravan. Earlier, while we were searching for the BMW dealer, we had passed a mall and where there is a mall, there is always a variety of restaurants. Trouble was we could remember where it was. It took us about 45 minutes and once even asking directions, before we found someplace called the Dulles Place or something like that Dulles Town Center. Ended up at a Red Robin. What we all had was good, but the bill was like $40 for the three of us, which seems a little high, even for a gourmet burger place.
As if we didn’t walk enough in the morning, after lunch we walked around both floors of the mall to aid in our digestion. We then headed back to BMW of Sterling to wait until it was ferry duty time. I guess we must really be gluttons for punishment because when we got back the three of us loaded up in a 335i sedan and did a loop with me at the wheel. Quickly followed by Sally driving Donna and I around in an X3.
Seeing as we are staying in Arlington, it didn’t make much sense for us to ferry two cars to Arlington, get a bus back to Sterling, only to have to drive back to Arlington in the rental car. So Donna elected to drive the Pontiac G6 and jump in the 19 car BMW caravan and follow us in, saving about an hour and a half or two of DC driving time. Sally drove an X5 and I drove a Z4 Coupe. Donna was originally going to follow me, but when Sally went by first she just hooked up with her. I started about 6 cars back from them, but with all the traffic and stoplights there was no way to keep everyone together. As a matter of fact I got split from their group at the first light and once again never saw the ladies until I got to the end at the next dealer.
It was just a 10 minute drive back to drop of Sally at her place where we said goodbye. A quick circle of the block and we were back at the Holiday Inn. Man that was a long, but very fun day. The only way it could have been better was if it was sixty degrees instead of forty.
We started the day with a stop at the Great Falls National Park in Maryland and ended the day with a quick visit to the Grey Towers National Historic Site. There was a whole lot of driving in between.
We left our nation’s capital behind by driving out of town on the GW Parkway until we got to the Circle of Death (as Will calls the Capital Beltway I-495) where fortunately we only had to cross the Potomac River before exiting in Maryland for the drive to the Great Falls National Park. Most of the info we found on this park refers to the Virginia side, but the Maryland side has some great views of the Great Falls too. Along with another portion of the C & O Canal that we had visited on Sunday, this time around mile mark 15 at lock #17. They are refurbishing this section of the park and we had to dodge a crane putting in a temporary dock on the canal for our walk to the falls overlook. The dock is for an excursion boat that takes a little cruise up the canal, through a lock before turning around and coming back. It is seasonal and we were a couple weeks early for a boat ride, even if the dock was ready.
We then hit the road. After zigging and zagging a bit we found our way to MD27 and headed northeast. The rest of the day was spent on Interstates 83, 81 & 84.
When we ran out of driving steam it was in the small town of Milford, which is just about the last town in Pennsylvania on I-84. As we drove into to town looking for lodging and a meal we saw signs for the Grey Towers National Historic Site, so we followed the signs up a hill to a great stone house. It was closed for the season, so we couldn’t tour it, but did walk a bit about the grounds. It was the home of Gifford Pinchot who is the great grandfather of Bronson Pinchot who played Balki Bartokomous on the TV show Perfect Strangers. Just kidding, he was a conservationist, a Pennsylvania governor and America’s first chief Forester. It is built in the manor of a French chateau, but if I was casting a movie and needed a place to stand in for an insane asylum, this would be it.
Tomorrow we take I-84 all the way to my old home town of New Britain, CT. Wednesday isn’t supposed to be half bad weather-wise, but they are calling for snow/freezing rain on Thursday. OH, BOY! We are never coming up north again until it is at least mid May.
Sally took that picture of me as I tried, in vain, to get a different vantage point to capture the Lincoln Memorial.
The battery in my digicam is getting tired. After taking only a couple dozen exposures it is starting to shut down and it has always been doing 2–3 times better than that. Yesterday, somewhere in Maryland, after striking out in a Radio Shack and a camera store, we ended up at a Best Buy. They didn’t have a Kodak labeled battery, but they did have a generic. For $20.99 I was out the door.
When we stopped last night I opened, with great difficulty, the plastic oyster shell and put the battery in the camera. All three lights on top of the camera started blinking, meaning that the battery was fully discharged and would be a while before it would be ready for use. In the morning all three lights were still blinking. Bad news.
Today on arrival in New Britain, Donna wanted to got to Friendly’s and I wanted to go to Best Buy. My brother knew just where to go, a shopping center on the Berlin Turnpike. We started at Friendly’s where we were seated and promptly ignored. After waiting 5–6 minutes and no one even acknowledged our presence, we walked out.
In Best Buy I went over to the Service Desk and explained that I purchased this battery at a different store in a different state and that it wouldn’t charge. The CSR started entering stuff in a terminal from my receipt, mid type another employee walked up with a phone and handed it to my CSR saying, “This person wants to speak to someone in customer service.” The CSR stops what he’s doing and starts to talk on the phone. After a half minute or so when it is apparent he isn’t wrapping up the conversation, Donna looks at him and says, “We were here first.” He takes the hint and tells the person on the phone to hold on a second. More typing and then he hands me a paper voucher and says go to the cashier and they will give me my refund.
The cashier takes one look at the papers and says, “I’m not normally at a register, I don’t know how to do this.” She gets on her radio and asks for help. After some non essential chatter we finally see another CSR head our way. She tells our cashier this is how you handle a suspended transaction and proceeds to hit an 8 or 10 sequence of keys so fast I don’t know if anyone could follow. When she gets to the end, she goes, “Uh-oh. Did you buy this in another state?” “Yep,” I tell her. “Must be the tax messing it up.” Off she goes with our cashier in tow.
After another couple minutes the original CSR walks over and hands me $21. I guess the extra penny was because I had to wait so long.
Even though it was supposed to be cold, rainy, and maybe sleety (if that is a word), Donna and I decided to get out and see the sights. I Googled for “Central CT Attractions” and the 6th link on the 2nd linked page was a list of covered bridges. Connecticut has a whopping 5 of them and there were three that were located no too far from each other in the northwest corner of the state. A plan was hatched. We stopped in and asked my mom if she wanted to go, fully expecting her to say no, but she was up for the ride, so the three of us piled in the rental car.
Today’s high was a low 40s, but that was this morning before the precipitation started, and it went downhill all day. Our helpful little Pontiac G6 reminded us, every time I started it up, that the road might be icy. There were several times that the thermometer read 32 degrees, but it was always rain coming down. Maybe it was sleet those couple of times that the sound of what splattered on the windshield deepened or maybe not, but we did see a thin coating of ice on some of the trees at the higher elevations.
Of the three bridges, two were built in the middle 1800s and still in operation, you could drive right over them. The third was built in the middle 1970s in Kent Falls State Park and was erected as a point of interest for the park. The falls looked interesting, but because of the weather we will save them for a different day.
We had pizza for lunch in the town of Kent at a place called Paisans, it was good, but I won’t recommend you go out of your way to eat there, unlike yesterday morning’s breakfast spot.
If you ever find yourself in Port Jervis, NY seek out Cafe Roxanna. We had breakfast, but from looking at the menu their lunch would be worth the stop as well. Eclectic food served on funky dinnerware, photographic art from locals hanging on the walls and laid back jazz on the sound system, the only thing missing was the word Moon in the restaurants name.
Tomorrow we shift the show to the Garden State…
It is great when families get together to talk and compare notes from the past. We gathered around the kitchen table at Donna’s cousin Mary’s (3rd from the left.) Her other cousin Susie, is 2nd from the left. Susan’s husband Alex is, well, the only guy in the photo. Mary’s daughter is next to her, stage right and the other three girls belong to Susie and Alex. Mary’s husband Jim is off stage left and their son was on the couch in the background just a second ago. Donna is under the camera and I’m behind it to complete the cast.
One thing that surfaced was a strange food concoction called Egg Wiggle from the cousins’ past. An internet search was of no help, but the best I could gather from them was that it was sliced hard boiled eggs and canned peas in a cream sauce served over toast. I wonder if Rachel Ray would have a recipe?
Donna and I are staying at the Newark Airport Marriott courtesy of her brother’s reward points. Thanks Jimmy! Jim is coming in for the service as well, and Donna bartered the room stay for the Deluxe Bogardus Limo Service. He is coming in from California on the red-eye and will catch a few hours of snoozing before we chauffeur him to the memorial service for Aunt Mary in Rutherford. After the service we will then hightail it south to the grave site in New Brunswick. After that ceremony there it is a dinner planned about half way back up in the town of Summit. After dinner we will return to the Marriott where we spend a second night. Sunday Jim flies back to California and Donna & I drive to DC to fly back to SC.
Why is it that you can stay at the $75 a night Quality Inn off the interstate and you get free wireless high speed internet, but spend the night in the $250 a night Newark Airport Marriott and it costs you $9.95 (plus applicable taxes) a day?
The previous two nights were spent in a New Britain, CT extended stay hotel that caters to business folks and it cost me $4.95 a day for high speed web access. Yet the local Motel 8 was giving it away.
Not only is is fast and free at the national chain places, I have never had an issue hooking up. Tonight at the Marriott I successfully managed to log in, agree to the conditions, check yes to the fee and get to view one page of the Weather Channel web site for losing connectivity. I rebooted, I swapped out for my cat5 cable and rebooted again with no luck. I ended up having to call the 1–800 number to get a help desk person. A five minute wait and we did a couple of things, including disabling the wireless (remind me to turn that back on later huh) and disabling the wired NIC and re-enabling it so I could get back on line.
That time I managed to stay connected for about 2 minutes before being dumped off. Back to the 1–800 number. This time we ran over a few other things and the CSR tried a couple of resets on her end. I am automatically getting an IP address, but I’m not getting a DNS address. The CSR said she would report this up the food chain and see if they could figure out what the problem is, but for now we left it alone as I’m back online. I just don’t have a high confidence that I’ll stay connected.
This is the sun coming up over Manhattan as seen from the 8th floor of the Newark Airport Marriot was pretty much the bright spot of the day (if you don’t count the fact that the guest laundry is free.)
The church service for Donna’s Aunt Mary was today, but the interment had to be canceled. Cousin Laurie (the one in SC that we visit) was bringing the ashes, but her husband had some medical issues and had to be rushed to the hospital in Harrisburg, PA. The repast still went on, just with two empty chairs.
I would love to write some more. but this internet connection keeps dropping and it is frustrating. To only way to restart it is to crawl under the desk and “reboot” the modem/router by unplugging it, counting backwards from 100 by sixteens and replugging it back in.
And boy are my arms tired. Bada-boom.
Good to be home. On the 60 mile drive home from the airport this evening we saw maybe a couple dozen cars, in the northeast if you go 6 miles you see a couple thousand cars.
Just realized that last Sunday I forgot to change the the top count, I didn’t leave the top down all week while the car was at the airport, it actually went up before last Sunday’s drive to Columbia. Tonight when we landed back in South Carolina it was just about as cold as it was when we left Jersey this morning, so although we wanted to ride home with the top down, we didn’t want to that bad. It stayed up.
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Today at work wasn’t too bad, managed to get one thing off my desk that popped up hot. Tomorrow I’ll see if any others showed like it in the week I was gone and if not, it’ll be reaching in to the pile and picking something.
Catching up on our household chores tonight and by Wednesday it will probably be like we never left. But I have about 4 or 5 little vacation stories to tell over the next few days. Then there is the weeding out of the 132 photos I took last week into at least one gallery page of 24. It may be more but not by much. There are 17 BMW Ultimate Drive photos that will come out of that 132 for sorting and thinning to be added to that gallery. This one won’t make the cut in either gallery.
I always have one of those “one day at a time” desk calendars at work as a conversation starter. Last year it was a Jeopardy! and this year it is Spot the Big Fat Lie. You are giving two different statements and it is your job to pick the false one. I’m usually pretty good at it, but today’s was easy because I knew the true one right off: One of P.T. Barnum’s famous “oddities” on display was the Fiji Mermaid, which was really the top half of a monkey sewn to the bottom half of a fish.
And how did I know? Episode 20 of Season 2: Humbug.
MULDER: Mister Helm, I wanted to ask you about this menu illustration. I recognized most of the historical portraits you’ve drawn here, but what’s this here?
(Scully rolls her eyes at the words “historical portraits.”)
HEPCAT HELM: It’s the Fiji Mermaid.
(He walks back to his desk carrying the menu.)
HAMILTON: Is that what that thing is?
SCULLY: What’s the Fiji Mermaid?
HEPCAT HELM: The Fiji Mermaid. It’s, it’s the Fiji Mermaid!
HAMILTON: It’s a bit of, uh… humbug Barnum pulled in the last century.
HEPCAT HELM: Barnum billed it as a real live mermaid but when people went into see it, all they saw was a real dead monkey sewn on the tail of a fish.
Who said watching the X-Files wasn’t educational.
The lie: P.T. Barnum owned more than 200 famous pairs of dentures, including the falsies worn by George Washington, Marie Antoinette and Robespierre.
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Two very elderly friends, Max and Ralph met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems. One day Ralph didn’t show up. Max didn’t think much about it, figuring maybe he had a cold or something.
But after Ralph hadn’t shown up for a week or so, Max really got worried. However, the only time they ever got together anymore was at the park, and Max could not remember where Ralph lived so he was unable to find out what had happened to him.
A month passed and Max figured old Ralph had gone to his heavenly reward. But one day Max went to the park and, lo and behold, there sat Ralph. Max was very excited and happy to see him and told him so. Then he said, “For crying out loud Ralph, what happened to you???”
Ralph replied, “I have been in jail.”
Jail???,” cried max! “What in the world for???”
“Well,” Ralph said, “you know Sue, that cute little blonde waitress at the coffee shop where we get coffee sometimes?”
“Yeah,” said Max, “I remember her. What about her?”
“Well, one day last month she got mad at me and to get even, she charged me with rape. I was so proud of what everyone would think an old fart like me could still do, that when I got into court, I pled ‘guilty’.”
“The judge then took a good look at me and gave me 30 days for perjury.”
Chewie is so excited he wants to blast something. His Red Sox Nation membership card came in the mail today. There is a small bumper sticker that goes along with it and he’s going to put it on the Millennium Falcon when Han isn’t looking.
While in DC the other week, after we walked to a lot of the war memorials in West Potomac Park we headed over to the Tidal Basin to see if we could find any cherry trees that still had blossoms on it. Unfortunately there were only a few. There are about three or four varieties of cherry trees planted around the basin so that some of them bloom at different times, but during our walk we only came across about three trees that looked like they were at their peak. Because of the great distances between bloomed trees, my dream of a sweeping panorama of blooming trees with the Jefferson Memorial in the background (very postcard-like) was squashed. I did take a couple of close ups of one blooming tree. As we strolled along I was looking down reviewing my last pictures when — SMACK –my head hit a low hanging branch. I know now why George Washington chopped down that cherry tree. It wasn’t bad enough to make me see stars, but I did decide from then forward that I would wait until I was stopped to look down at the camera’s LCD.
Our free Chargrilled sandwich from Chick-Fil-A cost us $8.09. We used the coupon from the Chick-Fil-A calendar, but to get the sandwich you had to buy a small fruit cup and a medium soda. We sometimes split a meal when we go out, but that amount wouldn’t be enought so we added a Chicken Strip Salad to the tray.
Meal Cost: $8.09
Tip: None
Spent Today: $8.09
Year to Date: $859.45
I’ve added a forwarded email joke to the Joke Page.
Also added 8 photos from the Sterling, VA BMW Ultimate Drive. No captions yet, probably tomorrow.
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Princess Leia’s Red Sox Nation membership card came in the mail a day after Chewbacca’s. She’s not sure where she will put her bumper sticker yet, but right now she is leaning towards placing it on C3PO’s back just out of his reach in hopes of sending him into an infinite feedback loop of fastidiousness.
It is supposed to be a glorious spring weekend here and we are not exactly sure what to do with it:
Option #1, and the most unlikely, is to drive 250 miles to Columbus, GA and do one last BMW Ultimate Drive before they are entirely out of reach. (+) it sure is fun to drive BMWs. (–) 3 times a charm, but 4 is slightly obsessive. (–) it would mean another hotel room and another mediocre breakfast buffet.
Option #2, and slightly more probable, would be a drive of 125 miles to go to Beaufort, SC to see the Blue Angels. (+) air shows are cool. (+) there would be the chance to get a picture of the Post Office on the Marine Corp Air Station where the show is. (–) big crowds of people and we just left that party in NJ. (–) we really don’t want to go anywhere having been traveling the last two weekends. (+) a meal of crab cakes at Barbara Jean’s might be just the enticement to tip the scales towards going down there.
Option #3, and most likely, is dinner out in Augusta with friends on Friday and staying around the house. I really need to to clean all the pine pollen off the tables and floors on the screen porch. The furniture cushions need vacuuming too. It is spring and this is the best time to enjoy our meals, etc out there, but the porch needs some sprucing up first. And if we get restless we could always drive to Columbia on Sunday morning and take some Post Office pictures.
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Time is running out for US based independent web radio streams. From the savenetradio.org website:
On March 2, 2007 the Copyright Royalty Board (CRB), which oversees sound recording royalties paid by Internet radio services, increased Internet radio’s royalty burden between 300 and 1200 percent and thereby jeopardized the industry’s future.
At the request of the Recording Industry Association of America, the CRB ignored the fact that Internet radio royalties were already double what satellite radio pays, and multiplied the royalties even further. The 2005 royalty rate was 7/100 of a penny per song streamed; the 2010 rate will be 19/100 of a penny per song streamed. And for small webcasters that were able to calculate royalties as a percentage of revenue in 2005 – that option was quashed by the CRB, so small webcasters’ royalties will grow exponentially!
These exorbitant rates go into effect on May 15 (retroactive to Jan 1, 2006!). Without Congressional action the majority of webcasters will go bankrupt and silent on this date. We need your help. Please take a moment to send a letter to your member of Congress to keep Net radio from being silenced.
Go to the Act Now! page on the Savenetradio.org and fill out the form to email your legislators and ask them to stop this huge rate increase on webcasters. Don’t know who your representatives are? Neither did I, but by filling out your address information you will get their names and a mugshot so you can recognize them on the street or CSPAN.
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The 2007 Major League Baseball season has been in process for a couple of weeks now, but tonight is really opening day. The dreaded Yankees are in town for a three game set. I am apparently not the only one excited by this series of games this early in the season, tonight’s game is on ESPN, tomorrow’s is on Fox and Sunday night it’s ESPN again.
So far it looks like the Sox are playing like I feel, a little out of it. Woke up this morning with a sore throat and a runny nose. Of course the reason they are losing 5–3 in the seventh could be those ugly green uniforms they are wearing tonight (supposedly a Boston Celtic / Red Auerbach tribute.)
Or it could be some bad karma I caused with my little phone call prank on my boss the Yankee fan this morning. Thanks to XM Radio I sent him a voice mail from Big Papi, David Ortiz, telling him about MLB on XM and I customized it so David would call him a Red Sox fan.
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When I blogged last night things looked grim for the Sox and they were trailing the Yankees 6–2 when they came to bat in the bottom of the eighth, but they scored 5 times to end up winning the game. In this afternoon’s contest they were back and forth until the FRS scored three in the bottom of the fourth and kept the lead until the end.
While I, on the other hand, if anything, got worse. The sore throat peaked this morning and is going away, but I’m in full blown (pun intended) running nose, watery eyes and body aches. I’m hitting the showers as soon as I’m done typing this and going to bed.
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The end of the driveway is as far as I’ve been all day. A close second was I retrieved a load of laundry from the garage, but that nearly wore me out. I’ve taken at least four 1 to 1–1/2 hour naps. Baring a miracle cure over night I plan on spending tomorrow in the same manner while my co-workers toil away at the valve store.
The bad news is that while Donna has been an angel in taking care of me, this afternoon she started to get a little sore throat which is how this whole thing started for me.
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Took the day off from work and laid out to help get over the yuck I got somewhere. Snagged a couple of major naps and now I starting to feel better. The body aches are now mostly gone and the fever appears to be history, but I now have a icky little cough. I took some Vicks 44 this morning and it helped, but this afternoon I took a tablespoon of some of Donna’s leftover prescription stuff that is laced with codeine. Big mistake, that stuff made me stupid.I set out to finish up tweaking and posting our vacation photos from the other week. I had 48 selected and only managed to 34 done. I uploaded them and managed to get captions on 8 or 9 before I couldn’t maintain the intense concentration required post pictures on the internet…
Couple of random thoughts after watching the FRS on TV three straight days;
a) the new style hats the big leaguers are wearing this year look like a truckers hat, you know the kind with a foam front and a mesh back.
b) The green shirts they wore on Saturday looked very elfish with the red long sleeve undershirts.
1) but I do like the green hats and may get one…
c) when you put a batting helmet on Willie Moe Pena it looks like he has to squeeze his head to get it in there.
While we are talking baseball and blogs: Curt Schilling’s got one.
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We had Chinese take out for dinner. Two Egg Rolls, Wonton Soup for 2, Beef & Broccoli with some Shrimp Fried Rice for Donna’s lunches this week.
Meal Cost: $21.45
Tip: None
Spent Today: $21.45
Year to Date: $880.90
Left over story from our northeast visit: After the service for Donna’s aunt the family gathered at a nice Italian restaurant in Summit, NJ, where we were served a five course meal. Donna and I sat at kind of the “kids” table with the youngest cousin, her husband and their young daughter, a couple of family friends and the daughters of the middle two cousins, Susan’s two girls Meghan 14, Jessica 12 and Mary’s 14 year-old Kristen. When they came around taking drink orders those three girls to my right ordered Shirley Temples, I had a glass of red wine and for fun Donna ordered a Shirley Temple too. I’m not to sure who started it, might have been Jessica, but the girls decided to see if they could take their cherry stems and tie them into a knot in their mouths using just their tongues.
Meghan was the only one of the three to actually accomplish the feat, we of course applauded her success. If I was her father I’m not so sure that I’d have been that proud and I would have definitely instructed her not to demonstrate that talent on a date with a hormonally charged teenager.
Arri’s Grill for supper. Two 1/3 lb hand formed patties of ground chuck served with lettuce, tomato, onions, pickles, mayo and mustard. We split an order of fries.
Meal Cost: $10.37
Tip: None
Spent Today: $10.37
Year to Date: $891.27
I’ve got a 485 CD collection that is rarely used anymore. Matter of fact, if it wasn’t for the rental car the other week and the one we’ll be driving out west in another month they wouldn’t ever leave the shelves they sit on. So I have decided to rip them all into MP3s and store ‘em on my hard drive. I’ve done about 30 so far, but I haven’t really been applying myself to the project. I mean if I do get them done, what do I do with all that plastic? Maybe I can find somebody to wholesale ‘em to about 50¢ a piece…
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I ran into something I had never seen before at that Italian restaurant in Jersey from last night’s post. My wife tells me she has seen a bunch of them, but maybe because most of the time I’m using a different appliance and there is no need for something like that for what I use.
Didn’t use it here either, but the door was open so I noticed the device and was intrigued. I just had to try it out. Wave your hand over a sensor and a fresh tube of plastic wrap is automatically pulled out of one side and dragged around to the other side, covering the toilet seat. Just a whirring noise and it looks like a snake molting its skin or something.
Ladies, I guess you have already seen this thing, but guys maybe pictures are better than my stumbling words: Sani-Seat.
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“You may say I’m a dreamer, but I’m not the only one. I hope someday you’ll join us and the world will live as one.”
Right now I’m working at my ripping CDs project and listening to the FRS come from behind to whoop up on the Baltimore Orioles. I’ve almost got one shelf of the ten total done and I’m up to Bogguss, Suzy.
I’m still leaking copious amounts of Brain Lubricant, but I made it all the way through the work day without the overwhelming desire to take a nap. I made it all the past dinner before having to catch 20 winks.
When I woke up Fox News was in the middle of wall to wall coverage of a low speed chase in LA, some knucklehead in a stolen car was leading cops and news helicopters around town. At one point, riding on nothing but the rims, the “suspect” did several doughnuts in the middle of an intersection leaving nicely marked up asphalt in his wake. When they finally stopped him, he immediately hit the ground flat and about 20 LEOs pounced on him. I’m sure it would have caused a big uproar in the media, but I was actually hoping they would beat the crap out of him for being so stupid.
Uploaded the other 24 photos from the northeast trip, but I’ve still only got captions on about eight. I’d better get busy because 4 weeks from tomorrow we are off to the other side of the country for 10 days.
The screened porch is still covered in a layer of pine pollen and my hope is to get out there after work tomorrow and wash it off.
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Finally hosed off the screened porch this evening. Even with a good vacuuming, the cushions on the patio furniture still looked a little yellow. Plus they were also getting a little tired looking. Hey, this is the furniture we have had out there since we built the deck back in 2000. A command decision was made to go to Lowe’s and buy some new cushions.
We got about a 1/4 of the way there when Donna asked had we determined whether we needed mid back or high back cushions. I made a U-turn and we came back home to measure our existing cushions. They were 46″ long, high back.
We had pre-shopped online the other day and had picked out some cushions we liked, now we hoped that our local store had enough of what we wanted in stock. We have a big table for 6, a chaise lounge and two rocker/swivel chairs, meaning we need 8 seat cushions and one chaise cushion. We were in luck as they had just 8 of the chair cushions and a bunch of the chaise cushions. We picked this pattern because it is reversible and we could use one side for the six chairs at the table and use the other side for the chaise rocker grouping.
All those cushions take up a lot of space. Mmmm, should we call our friend with a pickup or our neighbor with a pickup. Ooops, forgot the cell phone. I am fond of saying that the Miata is as good as a pickup on a sunny day and now it is time to see just how true that is. I was disappointed. I could only get 5 chair cushions and the chaise cushion in the car, so I had to make 2 trips. If I had a couple of bungee cords I probably could have gotten all the cushions in and on the car, but I still would have had to make two trips because I would have had to go back to get the wife.
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We went for a hike in the Woods this morning. In our quest to walk on all the trails in there we entered in a different spot than usual and purposely walked on some trails that really didn’t go anywhere special, just looped and/or spurred out along the edges. We did stumble on the big field that was full of these little purple wildflowers (botanists feel free to let me know what they might be.)
For lunch Donna had a hankering for Mexican so we headed over to our new favorite place for that regional cuisine, Maria’s. We got the usual Carnitas and forgetting that we really didn’t need them, 3 hard shell tacos. Sierra Mist to drink for the lady and I had ice water.
Meal Cost: $15.27
Tip: $2.73
Spent Today: $18.00
Year to Date: $909.27
On the short 1–1/2 mile drive back from Maria’s the Emperor ticked past the 57,000 mile mark. To make up for passing that major milestone on such a short trip, tonight when we went grocery shopping we took the 28 mile longcut to the store that is only a mile away.
I found this cool place on the web that will create just the right striped background image for you, Stripe Generator 2.0, now I just wish this template wasn’t so confounded complex so I could add some stripes here.
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We bought this morning’s breakfast from the New Moon Cafe after yesterday’s hike, a low fat Blueberry muffin for her and a Raspberry Coconut muffin for him (which we ended up splitting 50–50.)
Meal Cost: $2.65
Tip: 35¢
Spent This Meal: $3.00
After breakfast we tried to make up for the last 3 weeks on non-activity in the Post Office quest by heading to the capital city of the Great State of South Carolina and getting a photo of all 13 POs. Mission accomplished. The only Post Office not accounted for that lists Columbia as the city is the one on the Army base, Fort Jackson. (They have an Open House on the 18 & 19 of May for Armed Forces Day so we might try and sneak in then.)
A few years back a favored Sunday lunch spot was an Italian fast food chain called Fazoli’s, but they closed up shop here in Aiken and we have missed eating their food quite often since then. Well, Columbia has two Fazoli’s and both are close to some of our destination Post Offices, so we thought it might be a treat to eat there for lunch. I guess our memories have been colored by time (or maybe it was this particular restaurant) because it didn’t seem worth the trip. The Twice Baked Ziti with Hearty Meat Sauce was good and the bread sticks were practically dripping in butter, but the salad and the dressing left a lot to be desired. I had a fountain Coke and Donna had water.
Meal Cost: $10.76
Tip: None
Spent This Meal: $10.76
Spent Today: $13.38
Year to Date: $923.03
Five out of six isn’t half bad. As a matter of fact it is 83% good. After looking lackluster on Fox yesterday the FRS came out swinging against the dreaded Yankees today and came out on top of a 7 to 4 score. Big Papi contributed a homer, as did the coming out of his funk Manny Rameriz, but those guys are expected to smack the long ball. A nice bonus was a homer from our utility infielder Alex Cora. Now we have 19 warm up games until we come back to the “House That Ruth Built” on the 21st of May.
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The Emperor has been surviving on sponge baths, AKA Meguiars Quik Detailer, for a while now, but today after work I gave him a proper washing. Then I decided to lay a coat of wax on there too. I used some Meguiars paste cleaning wax I had under the cabinet. Looks a whole lot better now, but the finish doesn’t feel baby butt smooth. Maybe tomorrow when I get home from work I’ll put another layer of wax on. I have a bottle of something else under there, I think it is called Black Magic and maybe that is what I used last time. If one layer is good, two have got to be better. Right?
While I was taking off the wax, getting it off around the edges of the chrome Mazda logo on the back end, it came loose and one side fell down. The badge is held on by 2 pins and one was broke, so I pulled the badge off the car. There are usually these fancy one way push washers on the pins, but there wasn’t one on the non broken pin and there was some adhesive behind the lettering holding the badge on. What the heck, I might as well take off the MX-5 Miata badge on the other side too. On my ’95 the Mazda was held on by two pins, like this one, and the Miata was just held on by double stick tape. I went in the house and got a piece of dental floss to “saw” through the adhesive. The floss broke three times in about the same spot. That is when I realized on the ’03 the MX-5 Miata badge was held on by two pins as well. I wrapped a screwdriver in a rag and pried off the badge. Turns out it was held on by no adhesive and only one push on washer.
I now have 2 small holes on both sides of the license plate. With the dark color car they are hardly noticeable, but I think I may fill them in with something and then use touch up paint to hide them better. When I debadged the rear on the ’95 I replaced both badges with hand cut replicas made of blue reflective vinyl. The blue on blue was very subtle in the day but really stood out at night when headlights hit them.
Now, as I write this, I know why the badges were held on so haphazardly. The body shop weasels did it when they repaired my little trunk bender from last year. The adjuster put in the cost of new badges when he did the estimate. Satcher Ford’s Body Shop reused the old badges and charged the insurance company for new ones.
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