Sturgeon’s Law

Ninety per­cent of every­thing is crap.


Derived from a quote by sci­ence fic­tion author Theodore Stur­geon, who once said, “Sure, 90% of sci­ence fic­tion is crud. That’s because 90% of every­thing is crud.” Oddly, when Sturgeon’s Law is cited, the final word is almost invari­ably changed to ‘crap’.

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Round 1

They finally set the sched­uled times for the first round play­off games. This is the only one that counts, but I’ll prob­a­bly have one eye on the Cleve­land — New York series. As much as I’s hate to have the FRS knocked out of a chance at a World Series win by the Yan­kees, it would be so much sweeter to trounce the MFY on the way to it.

Game 1 LAA @ BOS Wed Oct. 3 6:30 pm TBS
Game 2 LAA @ BOS Fri Oct. 5 8:30 pm TBS
Game 3 BOS @ LAA Sun Oct. 7 3:00 pm TBS
Game 4* BOS @ LAA Mon Oct. 8 9:30 pm TBS
Game 5* LAA @ BOS Wed Oct. 10 8:30 pm TBS
* If Necessary

My prize for the David Ortiz Walk Off Con­test on The Joy of Sox showed up in the mail today — Big Papi — My Story of Big Dreams and Big Hits. There are a few pic­tures in the book and one is of David when he played for the New Britain Rock Cats in the sum­mer of ’97. I can’t remem­ber if we vis­ited my old home town that sum­mer and if we did, did we take in a game and if we did, did we see “Lit­tle” Papi.

Also one of the Spenser books I ordered came too, so I’ve got plenty to read for Mon­day, Tues­day, Thurs­day and Sat­ur­day between games.

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The Speed Of Light Is Much Faster Than The Speed Of Sound

LightI know the post sea­son starts tomor­row, but tonight it just seems so over, there is no base­ball game on the radio. Prac­ti­cally every night for the last six months I’ve sat in front of my PC and wasted sev­eral hours muck­ing about and lis­ten­ing to the FRS on WEEI and I miss it already.

Now the play­offs begin, with all the games on TV and I’ll feel com­pelled to watch, even though I will more than likely cringe at lis­ten­ing to the mon­keys in the booth fill every sec­ond of air with truly inane stats and state­ments. I would much rather lis­ten to the radio announc­ers call the game and watch the TV pic­tures, but that is impos­si­ble to take because of the time dif­fer­ence. There is a 5 or so sec­ond delay between the TV pic­tures and the radio sound (I have no clue as to what the rea­son for this delay is) and it made me crazy the one time I tried it.

Oooooh, I won­der if you had TIVO and hit pause until the radio sound caught up to the TV, then restarted the video?

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Take Your Gnome To Work Day

It all started on Octo­ber 6th, 1969, the third day of the ses­sion, when the Chief Jus­tice War­ren Burger had a gar­den gnome deliv­ered to the Supreme Court build­ing. His wife Elvera had ordered it from a mail order cat­a­log, but wasn’t going to be home, so she had it sent to her husband’s work. Jus­tice Berger’s head clerk, not know­ing about the pack­age arraing­ment, opened it up. Since then it has become sort of a run­ning joke among the mem­bers to bring in a small gnome statue to court on the first Wednes­day of October.

Know­ing this, I took Gnorm into work with me today. The thought was to take his pic­ture in var­i­ous spots around the plant, so I could post some on the web. I got busy and never did take the time to do that. Gnorm spent almost the whole day on the lit­tle counter at my cubi­cal greet­ing vis­i­tors and giv­ing me a chance to explain the whole “Take Your Gnome To Work Day” thing. Maybe next year more of my co-workers will join me in celebrating.

Gnorm Visits The Barber Gnorm also made the trip this after­noon to our every four weeks hair­cut appoint­ment. Our styl­ist was so enam­ored with Gnorm that she offered him a free beard trim. He prob­a­bly could have used a booster seat, but man­aged with just a small pil­low. Note the cur­tain in the back­ground, Sheri’s Hair Affair has a cow motif going on and after get­ting his spruc­ing up decided to cut up with a cou­ple of the res­i­dent cows: Suprise!

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Miata Club Meeting

Gnorm Enjoys A MargaritaThis being the first Thurs­day of the month it was time for the MMC to hold a meet­ing. Not usu­ally much of a meet­ing, brief recap of the last cou­ple of events, brief recap of the next few events and we pick a place to “meet” next month. At least tonight it was at Mi Ran­cho (guess what kind of restau­rant it is) here in Aiken, so Donna and I didn’t have far to drive.

Tues­day night I went over to the cable com­pany office and swapped out my modem. Came home, hooked up the new one and we have been online 5 by 5 ever since.

Fin­ished Spenser book #17, Star­dust, with nary a peep about crime stop­per rules. My present home town, Aiken, South Car­olina, got a brief men­tion as the home of a mother of some­one who was not the some­one he was look­ing for.

A few weeks back Net­flix added the abil­ity to drag and drop movies in your queue to orga­nize it. This is prob­a­bly a great thing for most peo­ple, but it really screwed me up, because it killed the way I orga­nized my queue, ran­dom shuf­fling. Today I dis­cov­ered on my account page that I could dis­able this drag and drop func­tion. Who knows, maybe you could always do this and I’m just late to the party. A check in a lit­tle box and woohoo, shuf­fling works again.

The MFY are los­ing (big time.)

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Meet the Beatles

Meet the BeatlesLast night Gnorm went home with his par­ents, so here is one last photo from when he went it to work with me the other day. Gnorm was totally cap­ti­vated as the Fab Four played “I Want to be Your Gnome”, “The Gnome on the Hill” & “Hey Gnome” for him.

Three more Spenser paper­backs came in the mail today and I already fin­ished one, The God­wulf Man­u­script. It is the first in the Spenser series and while not as pol­ished as the later books, you can def­i­nitely see the char­ac­ter in his rough form. Sort of like a wood carv­ing Spenser is work­ing on a cou­ple times in this story.

The MFY lost their sec­ond game to the Indi­ans today, dig­ging a big hole for them­selves where they will have to win the next three games to advance. As I type this the FRS are trail­ing 3–2 in the 5th inning to the Angels, and if I had to guess by the way the breaks are going they will end up on the los­ing side of this game, but I hope I’m wrong.

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California Here We Come

I wasn’t going to blog tonight. I didn’t need to write any­thing just so I could append it with the top count, because the car hasn’t moved all day. I didn’t really have any­thing pro­found to say. I don’t have any more cute gnome pic­tures to post.

So what prompted me to write this post, three things:

1) Read­ing this on TechDirt: If You Play Your Radio Loud Enough For Your Neigh­bor To Hear, Is It Copy­right Infringement?

2) See­ing the phrase that is the title of this post on the Boston Dirt Dogs web site per­tain­ing to the FRS and their trip to LA for game 3 of the ALDS after Manny’s walk-off homer last night.

C) And hav­ing the phrase that is the title of this post become applic­a­ble to me because it looks like our 2008 trip to the north­west will start and end in San Fran­cisco with a trip up the coast to Vic­to­ria, BC in between.

Oh, yeah, for what its worth.

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Not Spiced Ham

Recently Yahoo updated / changed their email and it has resulted in a cou­ple hun­dred per­cent increase of spam deliv­ered to the MMC mail­box. So much so that I won­dered if I had unin­ten­tion­ally shut off their “Spam Guard”, I hadn’t. What is most annoy­ing is that the Club gets so few mails of impor­tance to begin with…

Also, I think I will go ahead and kill the brian@mr-miata.net address as it has been attract­ing lots of spam lately too. I rarely used it any­way. I was going to get cute and try to obfus­cate that email address, but what does it mat­ter if it will no longer exist after tonight. So if you have that email in your address book go ahead and delete it. Try Brian_the_Red with the domain, OK?

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Be Careful What You Wish For

Lucy In The Sky With DiamondsI’m sit­ting here on the couch watch­ing the MFY play the Indi­ans in the Amer­i­can League Divi­sion Series. Because I would rather have the Red Sox lose, if they were to lose, to Cleve­land than to New York in the League Cham­pi­onship Series, I am root­ing for the Indi­ans. Not only for that rea­son, but there is the usual one too, I always root for who­ever is play­ing against the Yankees.

It is not entirely over just yet, but the Indi­ans have a five run lead in the 5th inning and are lead­ing the series 2 games to 1, so it is look­ing good for them. But the way the Indi­ans are play­ing right now, maybe, just maybe, I don’t really want them to win…

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Which Day Should I Choose?

I’m think­ing of pick­ing back up with a photo meme to get me to take pic­tures of some­thing besides the Emperor and Post Offices. At one time, back in the day when I had three blogs, one just for the pho­tos, I was par­tic­i­pat­ing in four:

  1. Pho­to­time Tuesday
  2. Lens­day Wednesday
  3. Theme Thurs­day
  4. Photo Fri­day

The only rea­son that I did not do any­thing for Sat­ur­day, Sun­day or Mon­day is there wasn’t one for me to do (at least then.) Let me poke around a bit before I decide, but right now I’m lean­ing towards Thurs­day because, at least before, they sent out an email on the Fri­day before to give you the theme for you to work on over the week­end and the next week.

The Wednes­day site is “spon­sored” by a T-shirt com­pany and while wan­der­ing the aisles of their e-store I found a bunch of shirts I’d like to wear, but I’m too grown up to get away with them, but there is one I found that is a must have: Nerf Herder.

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Postal Withdrawl

We have hung around the house the last two week­ends and couldn’t stand it any­more, we made some reser­va­tions in Ander­son for Sat­ur­day night. We have two mis­sions, 1) to take pic­tures of the last 8 Post Offices in the north­west cor­ner of the state and 2) check for fall col­ors in advance of next weekend’s visit from the Florida branch of Donna’s family.

We have pho­tographed 290, leav­ing us 170 to go. Of the 170, I have printed out 131 maps and of those I have placed 86 on the Google map below.


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I may go back and add all the Post Offices I have done and use a dif­fer­ent color icon. I would def­i­nitely do it if I could link to my Flickr images (see­ing as Flickr has me cut off at 200 on their map.) here are a cou­ple of Flickr add-ons to the map, but not one that would limit it to just my photos…

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Isn’t That Special?

At work there are 4 of us in the “Car Guys” group. We each sub­scribe to a car mag­a­zine and then pass it around among us. Thank good­ness the mag­a­zine peo­ple don’t have a RIAA like group look­ing out after them, we’d be in trouble.

Today the lat­est Motor Trend was sit­ting on my desk. You couldn’t see the cover because of the card stock over­wrap announc­ing your chance to get two sub­scrip­tions for the price of one, your renewal and a gift sub­scrip­tion for some­one, just in time for the holidays.

The tear out card has the cur­rent sub­scribers name already on it, it served as the mail­ing label, so all you have to do is fill out the blanks for your friend and send it back, just check the box marked bill me later. To the left of the address area is the text read­ing, “Yes, I accept! Extend my sub­scrip­tion for 1 year (12 issues) at the pre­ferred sub­scriber rate of only $20 and enter my 1-year gift sub­scrip­tion to the per­son listed above — that’s two sub­scrip­tions for the price of one!”

Sounds great, until you real­ized that you can sub­scribe to Motor Trend for $10 a year from a bunch of places, includ­ing the Motor Trend site itself…

I won­der what their non-preferred rate is?

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What?

I’m not blog­ging tonight. You can’t make me. So if you’ve come here to read about my ‘excit­ing’ day there will be noth­ing here for you.

I didn’t go out to eat with friends tonight. So there will be no sto­ries of how my Fil­let Gor­gonzola was very tasty, but the pasta and veg­gies that served as side dishes were not palate pleasers. Or how Donna’s Veal Saltim­bocca while not visu­ally appeal­ing was very good.

The FRS didn’t win their play­off game. So there will be no trum­pet­ing about the 10 runs the Bosox scored nor Beckett’s 6 inning mas­tery of the Indi­ans only allow­ing one run with the bullpen fin­ish­ing the game allow­ing only two more.

I am def­i­nitely not going to tell you about our drive to work this morn­ing with the top down, but the win­dows up because it was down right chilly, nor, how on the way home from the restau­rant we didn’t eat at this evening we put the win­dows up again, but not the top.

Nope, not going to do it.

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It’s Saturday, Let’s Go To Town

As we hit the out­skirts of Ander­son the road turned to four lanes, we pulled up to a stop­light first in line in the right lane. Next to us, block­ing out the sun, stopped a full-size Chevy panel van. The pas­sen­ger looked over and down at us, gave us the V sign with his fin­gers and then mum­bled some­thing unin­tel­li­gi­ble in a heavy rural south­ern accent with a big smile on his face. The light turned green and they lurched for­ward try­ing to get the jump on me. I accel­er­ated at my usual brisk pace and as their out of tune van bucked and stum­bled, the Emperor pulled away. As the van reached speed it smoothed out and tore right by. Until the next light.

Even again, my rural friend leaned out the win­dow and said, “We fig­ure with this curve up ahead we’ll take you easy.” and smiled big to let me know he was kid­ding. Then he said, “Look behind us.” I thought he was going to point out an LEO, but no, I could see a red and white two-tone mid 50’s Chevy. “Fifty-five,” my new best buddy says. I ask, “Won­der if he’d trade me straight up?” The pas­sen­ger just rolls his eyes and the dri­ver says, “Depends on how much money you got in your pocket.” The light changes and off I go.

At the next light, the van is in the right lane next in line behind me and they are directly across from the ’55 Chevy. I can’t hear what they are say­ing, but everybody’s jaws are mov­ing. I can bet our rural friends are not ask­ing if the guy in the ’55 Belair wants to swap cars with me. And if they are, guar­an­teed there will not be a swap­ping of pink slips at the next light.

The next light is a long way off and by the time I get stopped at it, both the van and the ’55 are long gone.

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290 + 9 = 68,000

Caesar's Head LookoutWe set out to get the remain­ing eight Post Offices in the north­west part of the state and ended up with 9. Mid­way between Trav­el­ers Rest and Lib­erty we passed right by a mys­tery CPU. I did a u-turn and went back to get a photo. The clos­est town to us then was Dacusville, but it didn’t have a Post Office. Donna wrote down the address and this evening when we got home I looked for a Post Office in that town, none was listed. There was a new CPU for Easley that wasn’t on my orig­i­nal spread­sheet, the addresses matched. We have 299 PO pho­tos taken, but we now have 162 to go as the state total just got kicked up a notch. About halfway through our loop we detoured up to Caesar’s Head State Park to see if any of the leaves were chang­ing, they weren’t. The photo above is the view from the look­out near the ranger sta­tion, that gran­ite faced moun­tain off in the dis­tance is Table Rock Moun­tain with Pin­na­cle Lake in front of it.

Some­where south of Cal­houn Falls on SC81 the Emperor passed through the 68,000 mile mark.

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Sunset Photo

Sunset, SC 29685 Most folks are suck­ers for a nice sun­set photo, this one prob­a­bly won’t won’t be on a lot of favorite list.

Our orig­i­nal plan was to take a cou­ple of PO pho­tos on Sat­ur­day evening before check­ing into the hotel. I thought that maybe if we timed it right it would have been cool if we took the Sun­set, SC Post Office at sun­set. We didn’t do any pho­tographs before set­tling in for the night and it was no great loss as the sun would have been set­ting at the wrong angle to have shown in the pic­ture anyway.

I’m down to my last three Spenser books, hav­ing fin­ished “The Judas Goat” this after­noon. No Spenser Crime Buster Rule, but I did get, for the first time in sev­eral books, a ref­er­ence to a Dick Track Tracy Crime Stop­per. I added it to the page, but I think it is going to have to be re-thought out. Might just change the title to “The Pri­vate Eye’s Ref­er­ence Room” or “Direc­tions for Detec­tives” or some other thing with shamus in it and just list all the tips whomever said them.

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Tuesday Challenge

I think I’ll try the Tues­day Chal­lenge for awhile. Mainly because I don’t have any­thing to blog about tonight, so I thought I would just post a pic­ture. Being as it is Tues­day I picked a Tues­day meme. Then I decided I didn’t want to limit the size to just 500 wide so I went and made a sep­a­rate gallery for my entries.

So far so good, I had a photo I could use. So far so bad, when I entered my blog name I left out the f in life, so my first entry is listed as “Lie of Brian.” Also on the down side is I don’t get a reminder email. I’m guess­ing I will prob­a­bly keep at it so I don’t end up with a gallery that only has one photo in it. Bet­ter put a link for the chal­lenge on the sidebar…

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One Cheek Landing Redux

Unlike a year ago, I wasn’t on rollerblades his time. I was on a lad­der, so my fall was from 5–6 feet instead of 3.

I was on the roof of the house blow­ing off the lit­tle branches shed from the trees and the hick­ory nut car­casses left behind from squir­rel meals with a leaf blower. When it was time to come down, I got on the lad­der care­fully, as always, to keep my weight cen­tered so as not to tip side­ways. After two steps down the lad­der feet slipped back­wards and the next thing I knew I was sit­ting on the deck on top of the now hor­i­zon­tal alu­minum exten­sion lad­der. My left cheek hit the I-beam stile and took the full force of the land­ing. Oooouch!

I sat, mostly lean­ing right cheek way, for a few min­utes col­lect­ing my thoughts on a chair on the porch. I then got up and fin­ished blow­ing off the deck and then the dri­ve­way (company’s com­ing you know.)

It hurts to sit on it (nat­u­rally) and 90 degree bends are not real com­fort­able, but I’m prob­a­bly alright. Stand­ing and walk­ing feels nearly fine. But that side is pretty swollen right now, so I’m sit­ting on a pack of ice while I type this. We’ll see what it feels like in the morn­ing, and what­ever hap­pens, I know that area will be look­ing multi-hued from the shorter wave­length of the vis­i­ble light spec­trum in a cou­ple days.

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Hoodwinked

Which accord­ing to dictionary.com means — To take in by decep­tive means; deceive.

The movie was listed over in my Net­flix rental queue in the side­bar for about a week before it came my way. While it sat there, why didn’t one of you warn me that “Hood­winked” was a stu­pid movie? Nobody has seen it yet? Or were you fooled into watch­ing it and because you suf­fered through it felt I should too? We only made it 7 min­utes in before we hit the eject button.

The ani­ma­tion looked liked a Nick­elodeon show, so maybe the kid­dies liked it, but we felt it off putting. Mostly though the cops talked too fast so we never got a hold on what was hap­pen­ing. Back in the enve­lope it went. My only regret is, because of the base­ball play­offs, it sat on the cof­fee table a long time just wast­ing movie rental opportunities.

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Company’s Here

Donna’s sis­ter, her hus­band and his mom are in town for a week­end visit. We spent the evening sit­ting on the screened porch, drink­ing wine, con­vers­ing and play­ing Liv­er­pool Rummy. I only had slight pangs of with­drawal from my usual time hang­ing out on the internet.

The visit up was to see us and to see some fall color, which is non exis­tent in their native Florida. Trou­ble is with this year’s drought, and the lack of cold nights, that fall spec­ta­cle, right now, is only avail­able after about four hours of dri­ving fur­ther north. Not want­ing to spend that much time in the car after spend­ing so much time in it on the way up, we have opted for a visit to the River­banks Zoo in Colum­bia tomor­row which is only a lit­tle less than an hour up the road. Expect pic­tures of pink flamin­gos or red-ruffed lemurs in the Sat­ur­day Evening Post.

I am up later than usual blog­ging tonight because I need the prac­tice stay­ing awake for tomorrow’s ALCS game 6.

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You’re Killing Me

Game 7. Ack.

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How’s Your Butt?

Butt Memorial BridgeWe did go to the zoo yes­ter­day, beau­ti­ful day and a nice time was had by all.

Today we went over to Geor­gia and took a boat tour on the Augusta Canal. We rode in an elec­tric pow­ered replica of a Peters­burg Boat and passed under sev­eral bridges, includ­ing this 93-year old span that is a memo­r­ial to a vic­tim of the Titanic dis­as­ter and Augusta native, Major Archibald Will­ing­ham Butt.

By the way, mine is hasn’t turned col­or­ful enough to war­rant a pic­ture post­ing, but its still pretty sore.

Its Finished

Got done read­ing book #11, Vale­dic­tion, this evening, thereby com­plet­ing my quest to read every one of Robert Parker’s Spenser nov­els. I’ve got all 34 books on a shelf and maybe in a cou­ple years I’ll read them through in order, instead of ran­domly like this time. It was never required, but it might make some of the ref­er­ences fit together better.

This book didn’t have any crime buster secrets, but it did have one of Spenser’s Laws of Dining:

In high restau­rants the food never lives up to the view.

The sec­ond to last book I read, A Sav­age Place, did have a Dick Tracy Crime-Stopper reference:

I had a full file of Dick Tracy crime-stoppers at home, but none of them that I could remem­ber cov­ered this. What would Allan Pinker­ton do? What would I tell the Bel-Air Patrol if they put the arm on me here in the bushes? My palms felt a lit­tle sweaty. I squinted a lit­tle to blur things and took a quick peek. They were still at it. Pri­vate eye was one thing, Peep­ing Tom was another. I headed for the car.

See­ing as no spe­cific rule is men­tioned it didn’t make the cut.

In case you missed it the FRS didn’t lose to the Indi­ans in game seven of the ALCS, like I expected, so they are on to the World Series (or more appro­pri­ately the MLB Cham­pi­onship Series.) They now get the priv­i­lege of play­ing the Col­orado Rock­ies of the National League who have won 20 of their last 21 games and swept through both of their play­offs series. I hope Mark is right in that if the Rock­ies ever lose one, they’ll col­lapse and not win another until next year some time and that the FRS can win the first game on Wednes­day to start that slide.

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T Plus Six Days

Close up of the MoonA lit­tle more than six days into the Luminix mis­sion we received some pho­tos back of sur­pris­ing clar­ity from the sunny side of Planet 52’s moon Bownce. The sur­face is fairly smooth with lit­tle cra­ter­ing. At this point we are not sure what to attribute the unusual col­or­ing to.

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Magic Mirror

After liv­ing in the remote wilder­ness of West Vir­ginia all his life, an old hill­billy decided it was time to visit the big city.

In one of the stores he picks up a mir­ror and looks in it. Not ever hav­ing seen one before, he remarked at the image star­ing back at him, “How about that! Here’s a pic­ture of my daddy.”

He bought the mir­ror think­ing it was a pic­ture of his daddy, but on the way home he remem­bered his wife, didn’t like his father. So he hung it in the barn, and every morn­ing before leav­ing for the fields, he would go there and look at it.

His wife began to get sus­pi­cious of these many trips to the barn. One day after her hus­band left, she searched the barn and found the mir­ror. As she looked into the glass, she fumed, “So that’s the ugly bitch he’s run­nin’ around with!”

Liquid Sunshine

May not be big news where you are, but it rained here today.

Its rain­ing in Bean­town too, mak­ing for a messy game one of the MLB Cham­pi­onship Series. Post­ing may be light for the next 5 to 9 days as my nor­mal blog­ging time coin­cides with the TV broad­cast­ing of the FRS and the Col­orado Rock­ies. Plus I can barely con­cen­trate long enough to post some­thing with­out any distractions…

As much as I’d like to see the Red Sox score tons of runs and win a World Series game, I don’t really want that to hap­pen so in the morn­ing I’ll see a sports head­line that reads, “Sox Rocks Rox.” What­ever the score of a Boston win, I can bet some­where, that that will appear in print.

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And If The Band You’re In Starts Playing Different Tunes

Dark Side of the MoonPlan­e­tol­o­gists at the Jet Propul­sion Lab­o­ra­tory study­ing this photo from the dark side of the moon Bownce, believe that the red areas are large deposits of cop­per and the faint yel­low indi­cates that there might be sul­phur just below the surface.

May not be big news where you are, but they opened a new Wal-Mart Super­center here today.

They may have opened a new Wal-Mart in Bean­town today, but I wouldn’t know because I don’t sub­scribe to the com­pany newslet­ter. I know they opened one here because it was front page news in the local paper. If they did open one in the Boston area I bet they did a box office busi­ness in Red Sox paraphernalia.

I got exactly what I didn’t want last night, the FRS scored a baker’s dozen worth of runs, so although I didn’t see it, I bet some­where in Amer­ica a sports page head­line read, “Sox Rock Rox.” I’m afraid to men­tion that I don’t want to see the Rock­ies score a bunch of runs on the Red Sox, so that some­one can get to write the oppo­site, for fear of it hap­pen­ing, so mums the word.

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Sixty Eight Two Seventy Eight

At 23:30 hours last night, 68,278 miles from Earth, we lost con­tact with the Luminix probe after it’s last pass of the moon Bownce. All attempts to re-establish com­mu­ni­ca­tions have failed. It is a great loss for the sci­en­tific com­mu­nity and we won’t be see­ing any more of those cool photos.

Tonight in my dri­ve­way, just beat­ing the dark­ness, I trans­fused the Emperor’s oil and did a kid­ney trans­plant. I also swapped his gloves with his shoes. Coin­ci­den­tally the car’s odome­ter read 68,278.

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You Talkin’ To Me?

JefferyThe lap­top power con­nec­tion is start­ing to act up. At first it seemed to be the power cord, but now it looks like it might be the con­nec­tion to the moth­er­board. Right now if I hold the lap­top just right on my, well, lap, the power comes from the adapter and not the bat­tery. But it is get­ting increas­ingly more dif­fi­cult to get it sit­ting right.

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Has Anyone Seen Them In The Same Room Together?

SyndromeIf you hunt around on the web you can find loads of pic­tures of the Red Sox closer, Jonathan Papel­bon, in mid gri­mace after the final out and some oth­ers of him doing his lit­tle river dance after the FRS won the ALCS, but I can’t find any of him in the dugout between the eighth and ninth innings dur­ing one of his long, 4 out saves to show you what I mean. But a cou­ple times dur­ing this World Series he has been in there sit­ting on the end of the bench with his wild-eyed look, run­ning his fin­gers through his hair ver­ti­cally to make it stick straight up. This gave him a very dis­tinc­tively dis­turb­ing look. Unfor­tu­nately for him this may have given away his evil super hero alter-ego — Syndrome!

Last night, Donna and I watched the whole freak­ing game three and it didn’t get over until like 1:00AM. Tonight we are going to bed at 11:00PM, no mat­ter what, the Red Sox will win or lose whether I’m watch­ing the game or not, because tomor­row is a work day and we won’t be able to sleep in until 8:30AM like we did today.

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New Hat?

OK, I lied to you. I did not go to bed at 11:00PM, I stayed up until 12:15AM and watched multi-millionaire kids dance for joy on a field of green on a late Octo­ber evening in Den­ver. I did not stay long enough to see if Syn­drome would do another River Dance in his under­wear again though.

Three years ago when the FRS won the Fall Clas­sic for the first time in 86 years, I bought a hat to com­mem­o­rate the event. This year I will prob­a­bly do the same, but I’m not sure yet. One, I don’t really like the looks of the hats avail­able and Two, they are kind of pricey at $29.99. The 2004 World Cham­pi­ons hat I bought was $19.99!

2007 Wild Card LoserTo rub it in I was going to buy my MFY fan man­ager a 2007 Wild Card Win­ner hat as a gag when I pur­chased my Red Sox World Series Champs hat, but even it at $24.99 is a lit­tle too much to spend on a quick gag.

Maybe I’ll just buy the Wild Card hat for myself and on the back where there is a ’07 Divi­sion Series patch I’ll have the word Loser embroi­dered there. :-)

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Bereft of Words

I had an idea ear­lier today on some­thing to blog about, but it got lonely, so it left.

Bereft

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Millinery Maneuvers

My search for a FRS WSC hat continues.

2007 WSC Ugly Blue HatThis one offered at MLB.com was too pricey at $30 for me to buy. I don’t really like the look, but if it was cheaper I might have bought it.

 

 

 

2004 WSC Blue HatA lit­tle search­ing around the web led me to dis­cover that the 2004 hat, that I had owned and liked, was still avail­able and maybe I would just buy another. It is avail­able for $20 at the Yawkey Way Store.

 

 

2007 WSC Blue HatOn the front page of the Yawkey Way Store page is a link that says World Series Cham­pi­ons Mer­chan­dise Click Here. It takes you to a sis­ter site that has the same Yawkey Way Store title and look, but the URL is www.thesouvenirstore.com. There I found a hat that looks like the 2004, but with 2007 and the word Cham­pi­ons in script. It is $30, but I’d pay that much for this one, because I like the looks.

You have to reg­is­ter with the site to buy any­thing, so I put the hat in the shop­ping cart and start the check­out process. When I get to the ship­ping page I find out that the cheap­est way they offer is UPS ground and that costs $10. So now I rethink this pur­chase because the hat is now a $40 hat. I like it, but maybe not that much.

Ten bucks doesn’t sound like too much to ship 2 hats, so I try to order both the 2004 and 2007 hats. Can’t be done. Even though they are tech­ni­cally com­ing from the same place the two web sites don’t talk to each other.

2007 WSC Khaki HatDo I get one $30 2004 hat or one $40 2007 hat or two hats for $70? Maybe I’ll call the 1–800 num­ber tomor­row and see if they will ship me the 2 hats for a total cost of $60. If I do get 2, the 2007 hat will be in khaki to dif­fer­en­ti­ate it between the 2004 hat.

Next year when the FRS win the 2008 series, I will get the hat, sim­i­larly styled, in red.

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