Derived from a quote by science fiction author Theodore Sturgeon, who once said, “Sure, 90% of science fiction is crud. That’s because 90% of everything is crud.” Oddly, when Sturgeon’s Law is cited, the final word is almost invariably changed to ‘crap’.
Why won’t my DVD player remember where I stopped watching the disc?
Why is the intro Universal theme music at the DVD start up so much louder that the one before each episode of Law & Order?
Why does the control panel in Windows almost always open up as large icons as I like, but will randomly appear in the detail view?
Why when renaming a file in an Windows file explorer will the file jump to the bottom of the list instead of staying put?
Why can’t I get into writing on this blog?
And now for something I don’t need to ask why about:
A coalition of medical marijuana advocates came out Tuesday against a California ballot initiative that would legalize the drug for recreational use and tax its sales.
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Yesterday while on our morning break walk, with me wearing my new V-neck T-shirt birthday present, I mentioned that I had an idea of what I wanted for Christmas. A new pair of hiking boots. My old faithful pair of Hi-Tec’s were starting to look a little ratty and the soles were getting kind of worn down. I figured new boots were the perfect gift, something that I didn’t really need, but wanted and are reasonably priced (unlike most things that make my usual Christmas list.)
This morning Donna asked if there was any place locally that I might be able to buy those hiking boots. I told he possibly Academy Sports over in Augusta. She then asked, “Do you want to go over and see?” It took a couple of seconds before I finally realized she was offering not to just look, but let me buy some.
My mom didn’t raise no fool (I left home too early), so I said,“You know, there is a place here in Aiken that sells Merrell shoes, they might have something.” Not too much later I was the proud new owner of a pair of size 11 Moab Mid GORE-TEX XCR in Dark Earth.
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Oh, about a month or so ago, we had visitors and one of those visitors was a 3 year-old nephew named James (Hi James.) One of the things we had to amuse said 3 year-old was a book about airplanes. It wasn’t just any ol’ static book about airplanes, it came with little cardboard replicas of planes that needed to be put together and had the advantage of being capable of flight. Not real aerodynamic flight mind you, but by brute force. Each plane replica had a small notch on the bottom of the “fuselage” that you hooked the rubber band of the included primitive slingshot thingie into and then pulled back as far as your mighty 3 year-old arms would go before letting loose launching the plane into the wild blue yonder.
James and uncle Brian spent a few enjoyable hours over the course of a couple of evenings “flying” planes in the back yard. One evening James launched the B-2 bomber with a mighty tug and it soared off in the direction of our mimosa tree and I didn’t see it come back down. He said it was stuck in the tree. I couldn’t see it, so I figured it had come down in the neighbor’s yard. James insisted that he could see it and wanted me to go up and get it. I just knew it wasn’t there, so told him I would get it, but I couldn’t, because I didn’t have a tall enough ladder.
Tonight as I walked underneath the mimosa tree on the way to the shed to get out the lawn mower and leaf blower so Donna and I could do a little lawn maintenance, I looked down on the ground and this is what I saw:
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Apparently Kia’s design chief has a soft spot for the Miata and possibly hinted that a two-seat rear-wheel drive drop-top sports car might be in the company’s future: Autoblog article. Maybe we will just wait until 2012 to buy a new car. By then we should have the next generation Miata , possibly VW’s Bluesport roadster and a Kia to choose from.
Or maybe next November we will just plunk down 3 grand more than we we planning on spending for the Hyundai Sonata and get the Turbo version: Autoblog article.
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To help foster communications the Director of Operations (AKA the Big Kahuna, the Head Cheese or Plant Manager) meets with representatives from the various departments roughly each month. He has one for the hourly employees and one for the salaried folks as well. Each month, persons are picked at random to attend and they are supposed to solicit from their surrounding fellow employees questions that are bothering them so management might be aware of outstanding issues.
Every month there are always questions about pay: 1. Are we getting a raise this year? The wage package is currently in St. Louis being reviewed by Emerson corporate. The expectation is there will be a raise increase this year. An announcement will be made as soon as possible following Emerson’s response.
The Director of Operations hates questions about the parking lot and I think word got around that he did, so someone usually sneaks on in: 3. Why are the shifts putting their motorcycles in the parking lot instead of where they are supposed to park? * A motorcycle is a vehicle and can park in any space they choose.
*There are 2 designated motorcycle parking areas and I guess it upset someone to find a motorcycle in a regular parking spot when they couldn’t park in the much closer to the door motorcycle spots.
Questions about the break area and cafeteria are always popular: 14. Could there be a border placed around the snack machines to prevent your money from rolling beneath the machine? I really don’t think so. If we put something around them we would not be able to clean under the machines.
There is at least one bathroom question each month: 34. In the ladies bathroom down below Joey Marshall office we don’t have any hot water. Each sink in the specified bathroom was checked and all had hot water.
There were at least 6 or 8 questions referring to a particular job that came open when someone moved to a different department recently. Several of them felt that race was a determining factoring in who they hired: 56. A lot of us black people bid on calibration job. No one got it. Someone doing the job that only has nine months (job requires 3 years). This question is a good example of how rumors and false information get circulated and employees end up frustrated and upset by false information. Note the following misstatements and errors: no one except HR knows with certainty how many people bid on a position, including how many from any particular race, nor does any one else know who was tested, or who was or wasn’t qualified to even be considered. At the time this question was asked in the Communication meeting, a determination if any internal bidders would be awarded the position had not been made, so the statement “no one got it”was a false assumption. As for the experience of “someone doing the job,” again no one knows for sure someone else’s past experience. Rest assured that HR — through a third-party entity – verifies the experience and qualifications of every employee before hiring during pre-employment background screening.
My pick for question of the month goes to: 21. When is the next Opinion Survey? I do not know. Emerson schedules the Opinion Survey.
Every 3 years or so, corporate does an Opinion Survey. This is a way for the employees to “communicate” their dissatisfaction further up the ladder than the monthly meeting with the local top guy.
Corporate takes these very seriously and in the past it has led to several of our management team taking early retirement or moving to another corporate locale in a “promotion.” Management always denies that they know when the survey is coming, but there has been very strong circumstantial evidence over the years that points to them knowing. Steak cook outs, t-shirt and jacket giveaways seem to occur at very coincidental times.
My guess is they are not told the actual date for deny-ability purposes, but do know what two week period it will happen in. And my guess is we are in for one soon. The other day as Donna and I went for one of our walks on our break we got stopped in the hall outside HR by the guys from the stockroom pulling pallets stacked with boxes. Each pallet probably had 20 boxes, each had “10 each” hand written on the outside with a Sharpie and the UPS shipping label was addressed to the HR manager. I think we are getting an unexpected gift which will lead directly to an expected Opinion Survey.
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Donna and I finally made a day trip to the northwest part of SC to get the final 5 caches we needed to complete the South Carolina DeLorme Challenge [GCVG6Y] (Pages 16, 22 & 23) and the South Carolina County Challenge [GC1ACWC] (Oconee & Pickens). Now we just await approval from the cache owners that we have completed them to their satisfaction and they will send us the coordinates for the extra special bonus cache associated with the challenges. The County Challenge one is less than 10 miles from here, but I have no idea where the Delorme one is.
All top transitions occurred today because the Emperor sat in the garage all day on Friday as Donna and I rode the tandem to work…
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This year is the 10th anniversary of geocaching and as a way of celebrating:
The geocaching community is attempting to break the record for number of accounts that logged caches in a single day. Currently that number stands at 56,654. Even one log on 10–10-10 counts since we are tallying how many accounts log a cache, rather than the number of caches logged.
There were gobs of events around the world and probably one or two locally to help get folks out caching and logging. Donna and I planned to do a little caching today, in the manner in which we usually cache, by ourselves. But after yesterday’s trip we decided to scratch our grandiose plans of finding 10 caches on 10/10/10 and figured we would just go get one. We had no clue which one, but wanted something close by.
Last night as I sat in front of the PC logging yesterday’s geocaching adventures an email alert came in of a new cache. I opened it up expecting to that it was 18 or 19miles away in Augusta, it wasn’t, it was .5 miles away. After briefly toying with the idea of trying to be the First To Find, we opted to use this cache as our 1 for ten-ten-ten.
We slept in a little this morning and had pancakes for breakfast. I checked the cache and sure enough, a couple of folks claimed the first to find last night at 9:20,so we grabbed the GPS on our way out to do some grocery shopping, thinking that we would get the Kissing Your Sister prize of Second To Find. We arrived at ground zero and started to search around. I had left the PDA at home so we had no idea what size container we were looking for, nor any clues if available. So we only gave a half-hearted 5 minute hunt before leaving empty handed.
Well, the record attempt requirements didn’t say anything about finds, just logs, so a DNF was just as good.
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Where does your supermarket keep the grated parmesan cheese? We went grocery shopping this evening and that item was on the list. The most logical place to have it, we thought, would be on the same aisle as the pasta and spaghetti sauces, but it was nowhere to be found there. We did eventually find some, there was a display of the store brand stuff on an island near the refrigerated cheeses. Oddly enough there was another small display of parmesan cheese in the frozen food section on the aisle with the ice cream and frozen desserts.
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Unlike a year and a half ago, this version of Ubuntu (10.10) recognized my laptop’s wireless card right off. Might have been because it is a new laptop, but there were a lot of advances in the software too. The Software Center is great, taking out almost all the geekiness needed to load programs under Linux and it came preloaded with most anything anyone would need. My big problem was the stuff required to do geocaching was sparse and what of it that was available, didn’t work as well as GSAK and it required a healthy dose of that previously mentioned geekiness.
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Another weekend, another lake in another state park, this time it’s Lake Murray at Dreher Island State Park. We were in this neck of the woods doing the final bonus cache in the SC DeLorme Challenge. When we left the state park we were 9 finds for the day and I told Donna we needed 1 more for 10 and that would give us a total of 525. We stopped outside of Saluda and grabbed #10. When I got home and logged all our finds, i turned out I miss counted, we now have a total of 526. Ooops.
I’m not sure exactly how many gallons of water are in Lake Murray, I bet it is a lot, but I do know that the Emperor passed the 113,000 mile mark on our way out of town this morning.
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I almost hate to tell you about these because if you enter you are decreasing my chance of winning, but I’m feeling magnanimous. The state of Florida is giving away Miatas to get you to vist there, fish there or vote for your favorite beach picture from there.
If you send someone an email video postcard (there are several to choose from) between October 1st and December 30th you are entered. You can enter as many times as you like as long as you use sent it to a different valid email each time. Share A Little Sunshine
This one has been running since the end of July and closes on November 1st, so hurry. Not only do you win a Miata, but a free three day fishing trip to Miami. All you need to enter is a valid email address, a drivers license and be over 25 years old. I’ve been entering this one every day at work for a couple weeks now and I even signed up once for the Great Florida Getaways electronic travel newsletter, but haven’t received on yet. Florida Fishing Vacation Package
Between sunrise and 11:00AM on Saturday, November 6th volunteer walkers will walk a single mile of one of Florida’s 825 miles of beach and take a photo. The photos will be uplaoded and displayed on an interactive web map for voting on. When you vote on your favorite photo between November 6th and December 6th you will be entered in a drawing for a Miata & $5,000. The Great VISIT FLORIDA Beach Walk
If I don’t win, I hope you do.
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The MMC is exploring different ways to boost it’s meager membership rolls. The president came up with the idea to put a coupon inside one of those packets that show up at random times in your mailbox. This turns out to be more expensive than you might think.
Because we’ve been watching the baseball playoffs lately we have been exposed to a lot of commercials and the majority of them have been political in nature due to Georgia electing a governor early next month. Which got me thinking today, just how much would it cost to have some political style yard signs made up. Not that much really, 50 (the minimum order), 23 x 14.5 inch, 2 sided, 2 color, including the metal stands would set us back a little over three hundred dollars.
Too bad I didn’t think about this a couple months ago, so our signs would fit right in with the rest of the election signs and could stay visible for several weeks. Now, by the time we got them, and placed them, they might be the only ones out there and stick out like a sore thumb and be ripe for quick removal. Not wanting to let a good design opportunity slip by, this afternoon I mocked up a couple ideas.
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Is it just me or has Barrack Obama gone a little overboard on the guest starring on TV show thing? The only place we should see the President on TV is when he is doing a press conference from the White House, on the evening news greeting heads of state or on the tarmac boarding Air Force One. OK, maybe throwing out the first pitch on baseball’s opening day.
Mythbusters? Come on. What’s next? Glee?
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We went for a nice walk in Hitchcock Woods this morning after a surprisingly uneventful breakfast at Dunkin’ Donuts. For most of the second half of the walk we could could hear the baying of dogs from the Aiken Hounds out for their weekly drag hunt. At one point they were so close that when a rider came around a corner ahead of us we jumped off the trail expecting a dozen dogs and a group of more riders, but it was just the one.
I took a few hand held bracketed shots while out on the trail and when I got home this evening I used the the built in High Dynamic Range function built into Paint Shop Pro to combine them. In the image above I forgot to hit the Align Images button and I kind of like the surreal quality it gave the scene. Click on the photo to see what it looks like when the HDR is done “properly.”
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Seeing as we have completed the South Carolina DeLorme Challenge and have in our hot little hands the coordinates for the final cache in the South Carolina County Challenge we were looking for a new adventure. The Georgia State Parks Geo-Challenge looks like a winner. There is a geocache in 42 of Georgia’s 48 State Parks and we are setting off to find them all. Today we bought a yearly pass to Georgia State Parks creating an October 31, 2011 deadline for us to finish this challenge.
Seeing as we were also scouting routes for the MMC’s Leaf Peeping run in two weeks we headed up to the northeast Georgia mountains to start the Challenge. Here is the log I wrote for our first successful find in the series:
We arrived at the park office to get a trail map and stumbled on a small group of Augusta area geocachers. We chatted for a bit then hopped in our respective cars for the drive to the cache. I headed out first with them in hot pursuit. At a fork in the road, I went right, while they, after hesitating went left. Donna and I had plugged in the trailhead parking coords and attacked it from that way. The other 4 used the “drive on the road that will take you nearest the cache” approach. Amazingly enough both teams converged on ground zero at the same time.
Using the hint, I walked right to where I suspected the ammo can would be. It wasn’t. I then did a quick 360 scan and spotted a UPS. Headed over to where I was sure the cache would be, only to be foiled again. Another horizon scan and another UPS, this better be it. On our way over there my wife tripped on a branch, falling down as a distraction, so I could make the find before the Augusta group. Way to go girl! (OK, I’m kidding about the distraction thing. But she really did take an accidental fall as we approached the cache. Total damages, a bit of wounded pride, one scraped knee and probably have a black and blue patella tomorrow.)
We all signed the log, rifled through the schwag, trading nothing, and each group dropped in a Travel Bug. The Augusta folks that needed to stamp their GA Park Geo-Challenge passport thingie did and then each group headed off in opposite directions, back off to their cars. We had left our passport back in the car, which was par for pretty much the way our day was going, so when we got back to the car, we grabbed the paper and walked back to the cache again to stamp it.
After stamping the page, yippee, one down forty-one to go, we grabbed up the TB that one of the Augusta cachers had just dropped off, to make the trip back doubly worth it. I hope the rest of the State Park finds are this interesting…
It wasn’t the first one we tried though, we missed out on the cache in Tallulah Gorge State Park, but that is a story for another day, and do I mean story.
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When we arrived at Tallulah State Park I selected the cache on the GPSr and on the PDA (right here is where the paying attention part was needed.) I read the description on the PDA and it said the cache was accessible from the North Rim Trail and was an easy .25 mile hike. We decided to head to the opposite end of the trail first to view the gorge from Inspiration Point and then work our way backward stopping at each overlook to oooh and aaah before making the find. The place was full of people being as it was Sunday and the leaves are changing, so we were worried about finding the cache with all these muggles about, but were confident we would find it, because after all it was an ammo can, how could we miss.
We stopped at a couple places and I took a few pictures, I’m sure a photographer from National Geographic could accurately capture the magnitude of the gorge, but I couldn’t really get it. As we walked along the trail towards overlooks 3 and above the GPSr started pointing to the left directly into the gorge. It was only reading a hundred and something feet so it wasn’t telling me the cache was in the middle of the gorge, but it was right off this north rim trail. The only way we could go that direction was to head down towards the suspension bridge that connects the north rim to the south rim. At the spot where the “trail” turns to go down the gorge there is a sign stating that only the physically fit should pass this point and if you go down the 1,099 steps to the bridge, remember that you have to come back up them to go home. I say trail, but it is really nothing more than metal treaded stairs with a half dozen short wooden landings enclosed by a four foot high railing on both sides to keep you from wandering.
Arriving at the level of the bridge the GPSr was reading 70′ and pointing towards the end of the bridge. We wondered where you could hide an ammo can there. As we got closer the “trail” split and one way led under the bridge. Ah Ha! It was a small landing giving you a view of the underside of the bridge. You really can’t get off of the “trail”, so the only place the cache could have been was right under the bridge near where the beams were anchored into the rock or underneath the bench. There wasn’t an ammo can in either spot. I looked at the GPSr and it was now pointing 75′ across the gorge, maybe it is on the other side after all. When we reached the other side, the GPSr was now pointing back towards the side we just came from, 135′ away. The tree cover and being 800 feet down in a canyon was wreaking havoc with satellite reception. We walked back over to the north side thoroughly disgusted. Donna read some of the past logs and no one was complaining about how hard it was to find. When she read one that said, “Clever hide,” we rethought our search parameters, maybe the ammo can was tied to a rope and dangling from the walkway some where. We looked all along both sides of the “trail” and found no sign of rope, string or chains. Time to give up.
All the while we climbed those 1,099 steps we were thinking to ourselves (mainly because we didn’t have the breath to waste on the uphill slog) that they surely didn’t expect anyone to climb over the railings to search for the cache and where did they come off with that .25 mile easy hike thing.
An hour or so later when we ran into some other cachers at Tugaloo State park and they told us the people they know who have found the Tallulah Gorge cache described it as being easy and right off the trail, just as the description outlined. An idea started to form in my pea sized brain. When we got back to the car after finding this cache I had the eureka moment about that earlier State Park miss — I had the wrong cache loaded into the GPSr while reading the correct description on the PDA.
Because we not only had the State Park caches loaded, but also 40 or so along our intended route, I had inadvertently picked up the coordinates for an Earth Cache that was in the park, not the cache that was part of the Geo-Challenge. Doh! (insert sound of Homer Simpson style head slap here.) Because I didn’t read the requirements for the earth cache while we were on site we didn’t have the required knowledge to “find” that one either, thereby chalking up two DNFs simultaneously.*
* I didn’t log them as DNFs on gecaching.com though because I had the coordinates loaded of something that didn’t have a actual container not to find, so how could I have not found it.
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I’m watching Game 2 of the World Series with the TV sound muted and listening to the Texas Ranger’s radio broadcasters through MLB Gameday Audio. Unlike when I tried this trick with the FRS a couple of times during the regular season the audio and video are very close to matching up, probably less than a second, so it is entirely bearable.
There is an article on Deadspin on how to sync up the audio and video. In my case the video is slightly ahead of the audio, so my fix to perfectly sync them up is to use a DVR, which I don’t have (good thing it is close.) If your audio is ahead of the video there are several ways to sync them up using some software and maybe some cabling depending on your audio setup requirements.
As a bonus, the juxtaposition of the audio from one commercial over the video of a different one makes the between innings gaps a lot more interesting.
There is a Forrester commercial out entitled Reunion and the tag line is so true:
My mother-in-law bought a Subaru back in the early 80’s and that thing was a piece of crap with many issues that repeated trips to the dealer never really ever permanently fixed. To top things off it started to rust around doors and both front and rear quarter panels after 5 years, in New Orleans! I’m sure the cars are much better 20 years hence, but because of that one car I would never own a Subaru…
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Two Georgia State Parks down, forty to go. We had a very good day caching, percentage-wise, going 7 for 7, on quite a variety of container types, an ammo can, a gold painted ammo can, a test tube thing, a waterproof match box, a fake sprinkler head, a cammo wrapped pill bottle and a plastic pigeon.
Tomorrow we are going to go do the SC County Challenge (and maybe a few more, time permitting.)
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After countless miles and countless hours of crisscrossing the state of South Carolina finding a geocache in each and every county we took a short 1/2 mile hike in Boyd Pond Park, which is less than 7 miles from home, to grab the Challenge’s bonus cache. We also found 4 others and DNF’d one while we were out & about.
You know, if we were smart, we would start seriously working on the Georgia DeLorme Challenge (we have 14 of 60 already) and Georgia County Challenge (16 of 159) as we do the 42 state parks…
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