Sturgeon’s Law

Ninety per­cent of every­thing is crap.


Derived from a quote by sci­ence fic­tion author Theodore Stur­geon, who once said, “Sure, 90% of sci­ence fic­tion is crud. That’s because 90% of every­thing is crud.” Oddly, when Sturgeon’s Law is cited, the final word is almost invari­ably changed to ‘crap’.

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Robbinsville

Fun drive up. We stopped a cou­ple times and took short walks. Once at White­wa­ter Falls which we have vis­ited before and once in Gorges State Park which we hadn’t. Took our usual Wyah Bald Road from Franklin to Nan­ta­hala. Instead of fight­ing the expected crowd at the NOC restau­rants, we stopped at a road­side place and had a pretty darn good BBQ sand­wich and some nachos.

By the time we got to Rob­binsville we were pretty worn out, so we did a lit­tle shop­ping at Ingles and headed up to the Inn. The Blue Boar now has wire­less inter­net, so I could blog and lis­ten to the FRS beat up on the Mar­lins. I took a few pic­tures today and about the only thing miss­ing in my mobile office now is a way to trans­fer images from the cam­era to the lap­top. Kodak had an Easy Share cam­era sim­i­lar to the one I bought with wire­less con­nec­tiv­ity, but it lacked a cou­ple things I really wanted, so I didn’t get it. While look­ing around on the net for a sort of mul­ti­func­tion USB thumb drive and SD card reader I found the per­fect solu­tion. Behold, the trans­form­ing SD card that folds to reveal a USB con­nec­tion — San­disk 1 GB Ultra II SD Plus.

Later tonight we plan on a quick trip up to the Chero­hala Sky­way for some star gaz­ing. We get up to almost 5000′ and far enough from any lights that, weather per­mit­ting, we can see the milky way. Break­fast at the Inn is from 8 to 9AM, so tomor­row morn­ing we plan on an early rise to get in a out and back run through the Gap and then get breakfast.

Started up, went down, went up, back down, back up, still up.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 01/01/06: 239

Robbinsville Part II

We did go up on the Cheo­hala Sky­way last night, but the Milky Way was a no show. It wasn’t cloud cover it was the moon. Amaz­ing the amount of light gen­er­ated by the 1st Quar­ter Moon when there is no other ambi­ent light present.

And we did do an out and back Gap run before break­fast. Donna nor­mally loves rid­ing through the twisties as much as I love dri­ving them, but the chemo has made her a lit­tle more sen­si­tive to jostling around. I ran through the 318 turns at about 3/4 speed and it went good as we had an unin­ter­rupted run. On the way back I dialed the speed up a lit­tle bit and she was a real trooper about it. We got about 9 miles of free run­ning before I caught the tail end of a 3 cruiser motor­cy­cle group. When we fin­ished she told me that that was quite enough Gap­ping for awhile. We made it back in near per­fect time for breakfast.

As always the food was fan­tas­tic, but way more than we nor­mally eat. So instead of going for a hike after break­fast we returned to our room and laid on the bed like lizards in the sun digest­ing. At 11AM we finally got in the Miata for a trip all the way across the Chero­hala Sky­way to recon­noi­ter lunch or din­ner spots for a future MMC visit. When­ever we have gone over there in the past we have always eaten at the same ol’ place and while the food is good it is kind of pricey. Guess what? other than that place the pick­ing are extremely thin. A Sub­way, a Hardee’s (where we ended up and were sorry we did), a pizza place and a lit­tle fam­ily restau­rant. The most inter­est­ing thing about Telico Plains was that the natives spoke an entirely unin­tel­li­gi­ble form of Eng­lish. The accent was 1/2 moun­tain south and 1/2 mum­ble. One women in the Hardee’s park­ing lot spoke to us and we had to say what twice in an effort to under­stand her and we finally just shrugged our shoul­ders and moved on. The nicest part about Telico Plains was leav­ing it.

For our evening meal we ended up in Rob­binsville at a BBQ we had eaten at before. Last cou­ple of times we had been in there we won­dered how they stayed in busi­ness as the cus­tomers were nearly non-existent. This night the joint was jump­ing, it was jammed with motor­cy­clists and we had to finally wave over a wait­ress and demand she take our order. After din­ner I wanted to go to the start of the Gap once again to get a sticker for the trunk lid to replace the one that used to be on the old trunk. Strangely enough the Cross­roads of Time was closed this morn­ing at 6:30 when we went by. When I hung a left out of the BBQ place Donna asked why. She thought we we going the long way, over the Ste­coah Gap and up NC28. I said I didn’t think you wanted any more really windy roads, but she said 28 is so pretty a drive and even though it is very twisty, the curves are not as densely packed as the Gap itself. So we went that way turn­ing a 12 mile return trip into 60 miles…cool.

Tomor­row we are going for today’s sched­uled hike before the huge and deli­cious break­fast so we won’t have any excuse not to go for a walk in the woods.

Started up, went down, went up, back down, back up, down once more, and back up, still up.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 01/01/06: 245

828 Miles Later…

828 Miles Later……we are home again. Maybe 275 of that was today (I didn’t keep track) on the way home. Half the trip back was moun­tain­ous twisty and only about 1/3 of that was spent at “speed.” It is dur­ing the 4th of July week and high tourist sea­son in the moun­tains. Most of the time I was stuck behind a car from Florida or an old man in a hat dri­ving a Camry. Secretly there were times when Donna was happy to have a slow poke in front of me for some of the trip, by mid-morning she had had just about enough of being tossed around, bless her heart.

The Blue Boar Inn is a mile and a half into the woods on a dirt road and after about 8 trips on that sur­face, the car was ugly dirty, so I washed it this evening. Much better.

One last story from the trip. On Fri­day when we went out to see the Milky Way, but were thwarted by the bright moon, we did get a sub­sti­tute show. Right across the Sky­way from the over­look we stopped at was a big old hill full of trees that spread from left to right tra­vers­ing our whole view. The hill side was alive with fire­flies. It reminded me of peo­ple flick­ing their lighters at an out­door sta­dium rock show. We sat on a lit­tle wall and watched for about 10 min­utes oohing and aahing, until some ani­mal snorted in the woods behind us. Being city folks this noise made us get up quickly, dust off our butts, walk to the car and head back to the Inn.

Started up, went down, back up, back down, up to wash, down again, still down.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 01/01/06: 250

10 Miles

In honor of the 4th of July we rode 4 miles on the tan­dem, 2–1/2 times this morn­ing. And as always in the sum­mer, we did a dawn launch to avoid the heat of the day, plus it is always nice to be out on the roads when traf­fic is light too.

Another mean­der­ing thru sub­di­vi­sion ride, but I think we are get­ting ready to start extend­ing the miles and routes into the sur­round­ing coun­try­side. Donna is get­ting stronger by the day and now the only hold up on doing slightly longer rides is our pos­te­ri­ors. Donna has been using the seat that came on the bike and because she has the soft­ride beam as a shock absorber hasn’t really com­plained, but after today’s ride she asked about a dif­fer­ent seat. Guess we will be going shop­ping…

Can We Go Back To Interleague Play?

The FRS were 16–2 against the National League East and now that inter­league play has ended, they have lost the last 2 games to the Tampa Bay Devil Rays who are in last place in the Amer­i­can League East 14–1/2 games behind Boston. The only sav­ing grace is the Yan­kees have lost the last 2 games against Cleve­land, so they are still 4 games back.

Washed the car yes­ter­day and I waxed it today. If it wasn’t for a last minute night-time drive for a Micky D’s Hot Fudge Sun­dae, the Emperor wouldn’t have left the dri­ve­way today.

Started down, still down.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 01/01/06: 250

Finished With Phase Two

We had a “final” meet with the Hemo Oncol­o­gist this after­noon and got the pass off to the Radi­a­tion Oncol­ogy side of the build­ing. Final is in quotes because there is a con­tin­u­ing rela­tion­ship between Donna and Dr. Ergul because there will be quar­terly blood test­ing for a year to be sure noth­ing pops up, then semi annu­ally for the fol­low­ing 4 years while she is tak­ing the hor­mone pre­ven­ta­tive med­i­cine, Tamox­ifen (AKA, Phase Three.)

First meet­ing with the radi­a­tion doc will be next Thurs­day which I guess he will out­line Phase Two of Donna’s treat­ment, six weeks of 5 days a week of microwav­ing breast tis­sue. I’m sure there will be pre­treat­ment tests of some sort before that can begin. As it is they won’t start treat­ments until at least 4 weeks after ces­sa­tion of the chemo and this Fri­day will only be 2 weeks.

All in all for just 12 days post chemo Donna is doing pretty well. No more nau­sea, but she has some mouth sores that are lim­it­ing what tastes good. Her energy level is pretty good and she is want­ing to start back work­ing eight hour days, I talked her into wait­ing until next week before try­ing that.

Started down, went up, still up.
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Looking Shaggy

As far back as I can remem­ber Donna and I have been get­ting our hair cut every 4 weeks. At the last one each year we sit down with the stylist’s appoint­ment book and mapped out our hair­cut sched­ule for the com­ing year.

The other day I asked Donna was it time for our hair­cut soon as I thought that mine was get­ting a lit­tle shaggy. She looked in her lit­tle cal­en­dar and said, “Nope, we aren’t due until July 25th.” “Wow, that is nearly three weeks way,” I said, “my hair is get­ting long enough that I might have to start car­ry­ing that comb again.” That’s when she looked back­wards and real­ized we were sup­posed to go on June 27th. We had missed an appoint­ment. That was 4 days after chemo #4, so she wasn’t exactly pay­ing atten­tion to those mun­dane details. Besides, it is not like she noticed need­ing a hair­cut, she balder than a new born.

Although, Donna’s head has been itch­ing some­thing fierce and we could swear that some places that were smooth a week ago, so maybe the hair is start­ing to make a comeback.

Just Brian Being Brian

We went for another tan­dem ride this morn­ing. We did the old Aiken Bicy­cle Club pre-meeting loop of out Rush­ton and back in Wright’s Mill, a nice 12 miler of smooth roads, lit­tle traf­fic and a nice vari­ety of ele­va­tion changes.

The FRS were on TV last night on ESPN and this after­noon on FOX, so I’ve been glued to the TV so far this week­end. The announc­ers on ESPN are less annoy­ing than the yutzes on FOX, but in both cases I would rather lis­ten to the Red Sox radio guys call the game. The only prob­lem is I can’t do it, the radio broad­cast on MLB.com is about a pitch and a half behind the TV. I don’t know what the rea­son for the delay, it is not like it is the MTV Music Awards or the Super Bowl half­time show…

Part of today’s non play by play chat has con­cerned the fact that the Amer­i­can League’s top vote get­ter will not be appear­ing in the All Star game this com­ing Tues­day. Boston’s Manny Ramirez has begged off because of a right knee sore­ness. Tim McCarver felt that maybe even if he wasn’t going to play, he should at least make an appear­ance at the game. But Manny is going home to spend three days rest­ing, this being attrib­uted to “Many Being Manny.” This phrase is used quite often to explain his erratic or odd behav­ior both on and off the field. Because he is such a great hit­ter he gets cut a lot of slack. I thought, cool say­ing, it’d make a nice T-shirt, maybe I would add it to my Cafe­Press shop, but some­body had beat me to it.

Well I para­phrased a Lance Arm­strong T-shirt for myself by sub­sti­tut­ing Brian for Lance, why not do it for Manny? Look for a Brian Being Brian T-shirt on Cafe­Press soon.

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Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 01/01/06: 254

43,000 Names on the Wall

43,000 Names on the WallSince last Thurs­day a 1/2 scale ver­sion of the Viet­nam Vet­er­ans Memo­r­ial has been set up in a park not to far from our house. The Wall That Heals trav­els around the coun­try allow­ing folks who can’t or won’t make the trip to the actual memo­r­ial in Wash­ing­ton DC. Donna and I vis­ited the actual Wall way back in the early 80’s when it had not been open for very long, so we thought it might be cool to see this ver­sion too. Because the trav­el­ing wall, like the orig­i­nal, is open 24 hours a day, we decided to wait until 10PM or so last night to visit, so we could take advan­tage of the cool night air. Plus there is some­thing about the memo­r­ial that makes a visit in dark­ness more fitting.

I know, there are actu­ally over 58,000 names engraved on the Wall, but 43,000 works bet­ter for me here because that is the amount of miles the Emperor has trav­eled in it’s life­time. Passed through that mark on the way home from Augusta this morning.

We went over to see the new Pirates of the Caribbean movie at an early morn­ing show­ing in a the­ater with sta­dium seat­ing. I enjoyed it more than Donna did, but we still felt it was worth the time, money and effort to see it in an actual movie the­ater instead of wait­ing for the DVD. Not as much humor and not nearly as many quotable lines. There was a lot more action, some of it bor­der­ing on the unbe­liev­able. I say bor­der­ing, because after all, if you can except that Davy Jones has the head of an octo­pus, one hand that is a lob­ster claw and his still beat­ing heart is locked in a buried chest miles away on a dessert isle, how can three men car­ry­ing out a rag­ing sword fight on a 25′ water wheel as it rolls down a hill be unbelievable?

Started down, went up, back down, still down.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 01/01/06: 256

Thank Goodness For The Mountains

Cer­e­mo­nial start.
Early attack by lower GC rid­ers.
Break­away gains huge time on pelo­ton.
Non breakaway’s teams come to the front.
The break­away is caught in the final kilo­me­ters.
Mass sprint finish.

Except for the two time tri­als, that is pretty much how the first half of this year’s Tour de France has gone, but tomor­row we sep­a­rate the mere men from the super­men as the ride enters the Pyre­nees. Who will emerge as the tour leader? Hard to say with all the big guns silenced,
Lance Arm­strong — retired
Jan Ull­rich — sus­pended for dop­ing con­nec­tions
Ivan Basso — sus­pended for dop­ing con­nec­tions
Ale­jan­dro Valverde– crashed, bro­ken col­lar bone
Alexan­dre Vinok­ourov — team sus­pended for dop­ing
Bobby Julich — crashed, bro­ken wrist
Maybe it will one-hip Flyod Landis?

Donna and I went for a dusk ride on the tan­dem this evening. A lit­tle less than 10 miles, but we aver­aged 14–1/2 MPH, which is a few more MPH’s than we’ve been doing and coin­ci­den­tally, about half the aver­age speed of the pelo­ton in today’s 105 mile stage from Bor­deaux to Dax.

Started down, went up, back down, up again, down again, still down.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 01/01/06: 260

Because There Is Nothing On TV

I used to think it was the lack of enter­tain­ing shows on TV that kept me from watch­ing, but I now real­ize that it has to be me. Because we have added the dig­i­tal pack­age to our reg­u­lar cable, so we can watch le Tour, I now have at my dis­posal prob­a­bly twice the usual 60 chan­nels. Includ­ing 16 Starz/Encore movie chan­nels (none of whom were show­ing “The Incred­i­bles”), 10 dif­fer­ent chan­nels devoted to reli­gion, a dozen fla­vors of music video chan­nels (a cou­ple of which are reli­gious themed, even one called, no lie, JCTV), a half dozen fla­vors of ESPN, BBC Amer­ica, etc., but there was noth­ing to watch. The clos­est thing to hold­ing my inter­est was an Every­body Loves Ray­mond repeat on TBS. So here I am lis­ten­ing to RadioPar­adise and surf­ing the web look­ing for entertainment.

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Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 01/01/06: 262

Uh-Oh!

I’m get­ting bored.

Time to change the look of the blog maybe? Prob­a­bly not, as I do like the look and the scheme goes well with the car color…that’s it, I just need a change of the header image. Wait, I know, I need to run another photo contest.

Last year I did one called “My Favorite Miata Pic­ture” Con­test and got 44 entries. I think I want to call it a “Capi­tol Idea” Photo Con­test. A pic­ture of a Miata with a capi­tol in the back­ground. I can’t seem to find it, but the inspi­ra­tion for for this is a photo I’ve seen a cou­ple of times on the Miata.net Forums (and I can’t seem to find right now) of a 10AE in a park­ing garage at night with a lit up dome in the back­ground. Found it! Now I real­ize that lim­its the back­grounds to 51 (states & DC), so maybe I’ll let them use any sort of domed build­ing, county cour­t­houses, churches, etc. Heck, how about any busi­ness with capi­tol or cap­i­tal in the name.

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Bicyling, Bills and Bagels

Another lit­tle 10 mile tan­dem trip, we did the monthly pay some bills thing. Because the power com­pany and the water works are down­town we decided to eat some break­fast there too. Lucky for us our favorite break­fast place is down­town too. Mmmmm, Rasp­berry Sour Cream Muf­fin. Donna snagged a bagel for today and we picked up an extra pair of Yan­kee Dough­nuts for Sunday’s breakfast.

Brian Buys .06 Gallons Of Gas

We wanted to do our weekly gro­cery shop­ping late tonight to avoid the heat, so we left the house at 10PM mainly because that is when the Trad­ing Spaces Donna was watch­ing ended. We shop at Kroger because it is con­ve­nient and they sell gas too. Because we have a cus­tomer loy­alty card I get to save an extra dime off the per gal­lon cost of their gas. This is usu­ally a good deal as most times their price per gal­lon is a nickel or so less than the sur­round­ing sta­tions to begin with.

I dropped Donna in front of the store, so she could start shop­ping while I went and filled up the tank. When I got around the side of the store where the gas is it looked kind of dark. The over­head lights of the gas sta­tion were off, but the pump lights were on bright, so I went over. As I pulled in there was an atten­dant in the booth, so I stopped and opened the gas cap. I scanned my loy­alty card and then inserted my debit card. When it told me to lift the noz­zle and select a grade, I did just that. I started pump­ing and it was com­ing out really slow and then stopped at 17 cents. Hmmm. maybe they are out of pre­mium. I walked over to the win­dow and asked the atten­dant if they were out of gas or some­thing, when she told me they were closed and that must have been all that was left in the hose.

I went back to the pump replaced the noz­zle and closed my gas cap. The lit­tle LCD win­dow on the pump asked if I wanted a receipt and I replied yes, to which it told me to see the cashier. Back to the win­dow I go. The atten­dant said that she couldn’t get me a receipt because she had already closed the reg­is­ter. When I asked her, “If you are closed, how come the pumps would let me even attempt to pump some gas?” Her response was typ­i­cal min­i­mum wage earner, “I don’t know.”

Started up, went down, went up, back down, up again, down again, still down.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 01/01/06: 268

Should Have Picked Murals

Should Have Picked MuralsAs I men­tioned Thurs­day, I did start a photo con­test over on Miata.net called Capi­tol Idea. I got it all setup and ready to go late Fri­day evening. I posted the announce­ment even though I didn’t even have my usual exam­ple entry up. I didn’t have one.

This morn­ing Donna and I drove up the Colum­bia to snap some pho­tos of the Miata with the SC State Capi­tol in the back­ground. First we tried to shoot from the east side so that the sun was behind us. There was no clear van­tage point. The cou­ple of pic­tures I tried were awful with just a glimpse of the dome behind trees. The east side views are nearly non exis­tent period. The west side views were slightly more acces­si­ble, but the sun was such that the extreme back light­ing made good expo­sure impos­si­ble. The best views and light­ing were with the north side views. Of course there was road con­struc­tion going on such to pre­vent any stop­ping for pic­ture taking.

I ended up with noth­ing for a con­test entry. While dri­ving around we passed one of my favorite photo spots, the park­ing area that has the hay rolls mural and the tun­nel mural. We found a new place with some rail­road themed murals, a night club with a nice park­ing lot out front. The sun didn’t really coop­er­ate here either, but I did get the one attached, that isn’t too bad.

After the “Capi­tol” dis­ap­point­ment I logged on to Miata.net and can­celled the con­test. I hadn’t received any entries any­way. Still in the mood to run one of these things, I renamed the con­test “My Favorite Miata Pic­ture” Con­test 2 and relaunched it over on Miata.net.

Started down, went up, still up.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 01/01/06: 269

Ripple Effect

Every year ASCO has one of Augusta hos­pi­tals bring over their mobile mam­mo­gram unit. It isn’t free, but the com­pany pro­vides a $200 well­ness ben­e­fit to off­set most or all the cost of the test. Donna always goes to her doc­tor, but you can see where it might be pop­u­lar for the hourly employ­ees, they can get that lit­tle bit of diag­nos­tics taken care of on com­pany time, they don’t have to take vaca­tion or an atten­dance point. Each year they get an aver­age of 35 women to sign up.

This year, with Donna’s diag­no­sis, her open­ness to talk about her dis­ease and vocal urg­ing to peo­ple to get a mam­mo­gram, they have 74 sign-ups.

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Small” Car

Some­how the other day I got in a dis­cus­sion about the Dodge Cal­iber with my cur­rent cubi­cal­mate and sum­mer hire. He told me it was a small car. I told him he was nuts, I had seen one in a motel park­ing lot on Donna and my last road trip. It was parked right next to a last gen­er­a­tion Mus­tang and the Cal­iber seemed to dwarf the ‘Stang. From my van­tage point, a sec­ond story bal­cony, it looked taller, wider and longer. I coun­tered with, “The Neon, the car the Cal­iber is replac­ing was a small car.” Adam coun­tered with, “The Cal­iber is smaller than the Neon.” The gaunt­let was thrown down. Off to the inter­net for some research.

The fol­low­ing are from Automotive.com:
2005 Dodge Neon
– Over­all length (inches): 174.4, over­all width (inches): 67.4, over­all height (inches): 56, wheel­base (inches): 105, cargo vol­ume (cu. ft.): 13.1 trunk, curb weight (lbs) 2,582.
2007 Dodge Cal­iber
– Over­all length (inches): 173.8, over­all width (inches): 68.8, over­all height (inches): 60.4, wheel­base (inches): 103.7, cargo vol­ume (cu. ft.): 18.5 w/seats up, curb weight (lbs) 2,996
2004 Ford Mus­tang
– Over­all length (inches): 183.2, over­all width (inches): 73.1, over­all height (inches): 53.2, wheel­base (inches): 101.3, curb weight (lbs) 3,254

Boy do I feel like a fool, some­what. The Caliber’s length and wheel­base is shorter than the Neon, but it is 1–1/2″ wider and nearly 4″ taller with 5 more cubic feet of stor­age (35 if you fold the back seats down.) The only thing big­ger about the Cal­iber over the Mus­tang is height. Must have been par­al­lax error or maybe too many refresh­ment from the mini-bar.

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Another Dusk Ride

Donna’s new seat came in the mail today, a Terry Lib­er­a­tor X Gel, so I mounted it up and off we went. I didn’t have time to adjust the beam down to com­pen­sate for the 1/2 taller sad­dle and Donna noticed it before we got to the end of the dri­ve­way. I fig­ured we’d take a lit­tle ride and when we got back I’d adjust it.

We ended up doing 10 miles and arriv­ing home just as dark­ness set in. I asked how the seat felt and she liked it. “Do I need to lower it?” I asked. To which she replied, “Nope.”

We’ll do another ride this week­end and see…

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Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 01/01/06: 275

I Feel So Much Smarter Now

My $500 lap­top is now a $560 lap­top. Added 512M of RAM and now it does every­thing quite a bit quicker. Shouldn’t have been too dif­fi­cult con­sid­er­ing it started out with only 256Meg and it had to share 8 of that with the video card…

Should I reload the Win­dows Vista Beta 2 again?

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Dirty Joke Friday

A lit­tle boy walks into his par­ents’ room to see his mom on top of his dad bounc­ing up and down.

The mom quickly dis­mounts, wor­ried about what her son has seen, dresses quickly and goes to find him. The son sees his mom and asks, “What were you and dad doing?”

The mother replies, “Well, your dad has a big tummy and some­times I have to get on top of it to help flat­ten it.”

You’re wast­ing your time.” says the boy.

Why is that?” asked his mom, puzzled?

Well when you go shop­ping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up!”

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RAT TOES!

Thanks to the cloudy day we man­aged to keep the top down the whole way from Aiken to Chester­field. We had a nice visit with Donna’s aunt, cousin and spouse of cousin. The cousins had just this year retired from the New Jer­sey, actu­ally east­ern PA, rat race and moved to South Car­olina. After get­ting a tour of the new house we set­tled in for some rem­i­nisc­ing. We thought for lunch we could all go into down­town Chester­field and find a nice local restau­rant to eat at. But appar­ently din­ing options are lim­ited in the town of 1,338, so lunch was had at the local Subway.

After lunch we said good­bye and instead of turn­ing left and head­ing home we went right and headed north to Con­cord, NC. That’s right, Razzoo’s for din­ner. The wait for a table was 15 min­utes, but def­i­nitely worth it, although after we were seated we couldn’t fig­ure out why the wait because there were still plenty of empty tables and it looked like there was plenty of wait staff. Speak­ing of servers, my buddy Mark asked me to pat ours on the butt because every­one of the females that ever waited on us were very young and attrac­tive. I think Mark thought I would get in trou­ble with my wife if I did, well the joke is on him. It didn’t bother Donna at all, but Spence was a lit­tle weirded out by it.

I had Rat Toes for appe­tizer (I saved you 3 Mark) and Donna got the Craw­daddy Fon­due Dip. For din­ner we split a Li’l Side Salad and the Cajun Combo Skil­let. We were so full we skipped desert…for about 60 min­utes. After we got back to the hotel we walked across the street to a Sonic for a Sun­dae and a Blast.

In an effort to burn off a por­tion, a very small por­tion, of the calo­ries con­sumed at Razzoo’s we risked life and limb walk­ing across the huge park­ing lot from the restau­rant to the Con­cord Mills Mall. We then risked our charge card bal­ance by walk­ing all the way around the 1.4 mil­lion square foot shop­ping mall. We actu­ally showed some restraint there, I bought the movie Grand Prix on DVD at FYE and Donna bought a cou­ple of bracelets at a kiosk called Be Unique.

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Can’t Turn ‘Em Off

I need a catch phrase or a nifty acronym for the movies that no mat­ter what, no mat­ter where I come in, I can’t turn them off until I’ve watched them all the way through.

Today on Encore I stum­bled onto Die Hard about half-way through and I just had to fin­ish it.

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Physics Problem

Ques­tion: You are dri­ving in a car at a con­stant speed. On your right side is a steep drop off and on your left side is a fire engine trav­el­ing at the same speed as you. In front of you is a gal­lop­ing pig which is the same size as your car and you can­not over­take it. Behind you is a heli­copter fly­ing at ground level. Both the giant pig and the heli­copter are also trav­el­ing at the same speed as you. What must you do to safely get out of this highly dan­ger­ous sit­u­a­tion?
Con­tinue read­ing Physics Problem

It’s a key!

Jack Spar­row: No! Much more bet­ter. It is a draw­ing of a key. Gen­tle­men, what do keys do?
Marty: Keys… unlock… things?
Gibbs: And what­ever this key unlocks, inside there’s some­thing valu­able. So, we’re set­ting out to find what­ever this key unlocks.
Jack Spar­row: No! If we don’t have the key, we can’t open what­ever it is we don’t have that it unlocks. So what pur­pose would be served in find­ing what­ever need be unlocked, which we don’t have, with­out first hav­ing found the key what unlocks it?
Gibbs: So… we’re going after this key?
Jack Spar­row: You’re not mak­ing any sense at all.

Can you tell I have noth­ing much to say lately? Two out of the last five day’s posts have been lame jokes and tonight’s is a snip­pet of dia­log from TDPM2.

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44,000 Calories…

…in a sin­gle scoop of Gold Rush ice cream.

Not really, but there are now 44,000 miles on the Emperor. The odome­ter rolled past that fig­ure as I rolled over about 44,000 pieces of crushed stone in the gravel dri­ve­way of Flanigan’s Ice Cream Parlor.

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Radiation Treatment #4

Today I got to see first hand what those four lit­tle cross-hairs that are stuck on Donna’s chest are for. She asked the techs yes­ter­day if it was OK to bring me in and watch a treat­ment so I would know what was hap­pen­ing and they said OK. Plus then I could describe the process to her, because she has to remove her glasses and then can’t really tell what is going on.

Upon arrival she goes into a chang­ing room to swap her upper clothes for a hos­pi­tal gown. After a short wait Donna gets called back into the treat­ment room where she lays on the a table that has her per­son­al­ized molded foam pad on it. The pads are blue and everyone’s is hang­ing on a rack on the left side of the room like so many over­coats in a hat check room. The pad is prob­a­bly the same tech­nol­ogy as used in the cus­tom seats F1 dri­vers use. At work we use some­thing sim­i­lar for pack­ing things for ship­ping, a reac­tion between two chem­i­cals in a bag makes a foam that expands to fit tightly around an object.

Once she is sit­u­ated, they raise the table to shoul­der height and move it into the cen­ter of the room. Here is where another famil­iar tech­nol­ogy is used in a dif­fer­ent man­ner. On two walls of the room are some­thing resem­bling those fancy laser lev­els from Home Depot. Four bright green lines cross in the mid­dle of the room and then Donna is inched and nudged so that these lines cross exactly through the cross-hair stick­ers on Donna’s torso. She is told to hold still and the tech leaves the room clos­ing the one foot thick bank vault look­ing door behind her.

Out­side two tech­ni­cians sit watch­ing two video mon­i­tors on their left show­ing the inte­rior of the treat­ment room. On the right of their sta­tion are a cou­ple of com­puter mon­i­tors that show what looks like a main­frame style ter­mi­nal pro­gram (maybe DOS, but thank­fully not Microsoft Win­dows) that con­trols the “ray gun.” I don’t know what else to call it, but it is noth­ing like you might imag­ine a ray gun in a James Bond or Flash Gor­don movie to be. It is more like a giant dough­nut cut in half or a big “C” sur­round­ing the front of the table. One side has a lit­tle win­dow in it where the focused radi­a­tion beam will exit. A sim­ple mouse click and the treat­ment begins. The C-shape rotates a lit­tle, to get to the proper angle, so it is just hit­ting the breast and not any inter­nal part of the body. Lit­tle num­bers jump around on the mon­i­tors and 48 secs later it stops. Mouse click 2 sends the ray gun rotat­ing 190 degrees on it’s axis, so the win­dow is on the other side of Donna’s body aim­ing up and once again skim­ming the body and just blast­ing breast tis­sue. We count­down 48 more sec­onds, done.

The tech then opens the vault and calls in that they’re done. The table is retracted and low­ered so Donna can hop off. Back to the dress­ing room to dis­card the gown and get redressed. The whole thing takes less than 15 min­utes. Bye, see you tomorrow.

Only 29 more to go.

Linkage Action

Decided to do a lit­tle house­clean­ing of the links on the left.

I removed a cou­ple of OTM Blogs for cause, to wit, lack of post­ing. I then added a cou­ple of replace­ments to fill those spots. One is called My Can­cer and is the story of a news reporter’s day to day life with the big C. It is hosted on the NPR site and you can sub­scribe to his pod­casts of his essays for Morn­ing Edi­tion if you are so inclined. The other is called Rob­ser­va­tons and I have been read­ing him for awhile now, but hes­i­tated to link the blog because I had a hard time believ­ing all the sit­u­a­tions he wrote about were true, they seemed to have a Pent­house Let­ters feel to them. Maybe all that stuff does hap­pen to him, either way the writ­ing is entertaining.

While I was at it I added a cou­ple more under the Miata Blog sec­tion, mainly because I can. Steve Speak is mostly tech talk from an Apple Cult mem­ber, but hey, he dri­ves a Miata, so he ain’t all bad. The writer of In Case I For­get used to own a Miata (although she may have another because at one point I read “my first Miata” in a post) until it was smushed by some­one who ran a red light. It is the story of her bat­tle with the result­ing brain injury she suffered.

On an unre­lated note, today I got entry #21 in the My Favorite Miata Photo 2 Con­test, so if you haven’t already sent in your entry, please do so Jame’s thumb­nail won’t be lonely on page two. FYI, the win­ners will be cho­sen by pop­u­lar vote, so but­ter­ing up this writer will not help any.

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Grand Prix Saturday

I bought the long awaited DVD of the movie Grand Prix last Sat­ur­day and finally watched it today, a week later. Donna had said she would be inter­ested in watch­ing it with me, but she is not to recep­tive of loud noises right now and with half the rea­son to see this movie being the sounds of mid 60’s For­mula 1 race cars, I watched it by myself. On the lap­top with head­phones on. VRRROOOOM, VRRROOOMMM.

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Not The Same Ol’ Sunday

The early morn­ing, beat the heat, bike ride with a down­town break­fast stop was as usual today. The ride was dif­fer­ent because we went for 16 miles instead of the usual 10 and rather than those fab­u­lous New Moon Cafe muffins for break­fast, we went for the Veg­gie & Egg Que­sadilla with the Break­fast Par­fait. We did get a cou­ple muffins to go for tomorrow’s break­fast though…

We ate out as usual with our usual friends today, but instead of our usual lunch it was for din­ner. And in lieu of our usual Sub­way trip, we met at Moe’s, which may become our usual.

Tonight I’m watch­ing the FRS get their butts whooped by the Los Ange­les Angels of Ana­heim and although it seems to me to be some­thing usual, the Sox have the sec­ond best record in Major League Base­ball, so it really isn’t that usual.

And on a nice sunny day…

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Hi, My Name Is Brian…

…and I’m a Red Sox fan.
(all) Hi Brian!

Trot Nixon strains an arm mus­cle last night. Jason Varitek comes out of tonight’s game with a knee issue. David Wells comes off the the DL and promptly gave up 8 runs in less than 5 innings. Geez.

The Yan­kees have the night off, so the worst that can hap­pen when the FRS lose this game is they be in a vir­tual tie for 1st place in the East­ern Divi­sion. Actu­ally they will be a few per­cent­age points behind the Bronx Bombers, which is the way it usu­ally works around this time of the year. The Sox have fin­ished 2nd to the Yan­kees for the last eight years and in the past that has been good enough to get them in the play­offs. This year 2nd place will only be good enough for an early end of their season.

I’ve said it before, but this time I really mean it, I’m going to find a real win­ner to back. I’m kick­ing this mon­key right off my back. I hear over in the National League that a team called the Braves have won 14 straight divi­sion titles, maybe I’ll start to root for them…

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