Sturgeon’s Law Ninety percent of everything is crap.
Derived from a quote by science fiction author Theodore Sturgeon, who once said, “Sure, 90% of science fiction is crud. That’s because 90% of everything is crud.” Oddly, when Sturgeon’s Law is cited, the final word is almost invariably changed to ‘crap’.
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Just got through watching the first segment of last night’s New Amsterdam and when it went to the Toyota Corolla commercial the decibel level jumped 4 fold.
So far my toying with WordPress 2.5 has not been very positive. The My Netflix plugin doesn’t work (no big deal.) When I did have it working, the new image uploading thingie didn’t place the alt or title tag in the linking image, so it didn’t have a title on the Lightbox2 pop up (I think I can hack that.) Now, tonight for some reason, I can’t upload an image at all, it uploads and then stops with this: An error occurred in the upload. Please try again later. (Deal breaker.) Then, once the upload fails, I cannot navigate away from the post page without getting a 412 Precondition Failed error. I will have to test this out as it may be just a plugin conflict. This blog remains the same for now as I’m testing the upgrade using the thumbdrive.
Toilet shopping is harder than you might imagine (at least for us.)
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Sometime last evening my web host pulled the plug on me. Apparently I was overloading the CPU on my shared server.
To try and prevent this from happening again I have installed a plug-in called WP Cache. What it does is hold pages from the site in a directory and serves them up from there instead of dynamically creating it every time some one shows up. The only real downside to this is that if you make a comment it might not show up on the site for 30 minutes.
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We are struggling to find the perfect new toilet for our small bathroom. Our major requirement is that the toilet not stick too far out from the wall. Our current one is only 26″ and most everything out there is 29–30. A short one-piece unit like we currently have would be nice and a comfort height toilet would be a definite plus as well. You would be surprised how hard it is to find a combination of all three.
I found what I thought was the perfect solution: the Kohler Purist Hatbox. Until I saw the price — $3198.80. Yikes! That’s for white, if you want it in black it is $1500 more.
I though I would show it to my wife and try and get a reaction when I sprung the price on her. Donna took one look at the picture and said, “Its ugly!” The price reveal had just lost all it’s punch.
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* I bet she has never heard that before.
This morning we headed over to the plumbing showroom we visited on Monday afternoon with all intentions of buying the final pieces for our remodel job. The woman who spoke to us then, greeted us warmly and asked if we were her 10 o’clock appointment. Ahhh, no. We spoke to her a bit before her 10 o’clock arrived. As we started to leave she asked if we would like to make an appointment, “How’s Monday sound?” Not good we replied, how about today? She said she was all booked up, but could squeeze us in between 12 & 12:30. Donna said, “We’ll see you then.” Gee it would have been nice if this wasn’t the first time we heard the word appointment from her…
We left the parking lot and turned right, drove 20 yards and turned left into Aiken’s other plumbing showroom store. The first time we visited here a couple weeks ago we didn’t get much help because the woman who normally “manned” the showroom was out sick. Rhonda was back, fully recovered from the flu, and hovered respectfully as Donna and I and our little tape measure wandered the floor ever hopeful in our quest for a small short one piece toilet. Nothing fit (pun intended) the bill. There was one toilet that intrigued us though, it was tall, but very narrow and as a bonus it was a comfort height model. Of course, it didn’t match our existing sink which we were planning on keeping, but what a coincidence, right next to the toilet was the matching pedestal sink. Rhonda told us it was real reasonable, like maybe $200. Donna shrugged and said, “Let’s get it. What’s an extra couple hundred buck.” I’m thinking to myself all of the possible Miata accessories I could get with two hundred dollars, but say out loud with enthusiasm (and wisdom), “OK!” We then quickly agreed on the second toilet and a tub, pretty much sight unseen.
The two pieces for the small bathroom are from Mansfield’s Waverly Collection. You can see them in this picture stolen from the company’s web site. So caught up in the whole consuming thing we didn’t think to check how big the sink was. The Waverly toilet is a lot narrower than our current piece, but the sink is 4–1/2″ wider than the one we have now. We are now going to end up with about an inch and a half between toilet and sink. Moving the toilet rough in would be cost prohibitive, but depending on stud location maybe we can get the sink moved over a couple, three inches.
Rhonda will be calling me at work on Monday to give me pricing and availability. Hopefully we can get the first toilet and sink in a hurry because the contractor will be starting work on Monday.
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We were supposed to go to the Food Lion Auto Fair in Charlotte today with the MMC but the near guarantee of rainy weather made us stay home.
We went out to lunch at Firehouse Subs to use the coupon for a free sandwich we got in the mail yesterday.
Stopped at Lowes and spent another C-note on towel bars, toilet paper holders and such for the bathroom remodels.
The business card from Rhonda our “Showroom Consultant” has a nice picture on the left quarter panel of the exact faucets that Donna and I have picked out for the bathrooms (even though where she works doesn’t sell that brand…)
I did a nearly uneventful upgrade to WordPress 2.5.
UCLA got their butts whooped by Memphis crushing all hopes of me finishing in the money on the B-Ball Pool.
We watched the movie Premonition this afternoon. It took about halfway through the movie before I figured out what was going on and then with 10 minutes to go I knew how it was going to end.
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The Home Shopping Network is going to start showing movies? First MTV, AKA Music Television, stopped playing music. Then CNN Headline News started doing stuff besides continual 1/2 hour news shows. The Weather Channel has stopped doing the weather 24/7. And now, tonight, the Cartoon Network is showing Jurassic Park 3. That’s not a cartoon. Although I guess some argument could be made that the CGI dinosaurs are and Bill Macy has a face that only a cartoonist could love…
We went for a nice walk in Hitchcock Woods this morning. It has only been a little over a week since our last visit and the woods have been transformed, all the dogwoods and the wild azaleas are flowering, plus all the other trees are budding and turning green. I took a couple dozen photos on our walk and I learned two things: 1) I suck at photographing flowers and 2) the add an image thing isn’t working in WP 2.5. Fixed.
Totally forgot about the FRS playing on TV this afternoon. Stumbled on the game in the top of the ninth inning and watched them go down in a ball of flames to the Jays for the 3rd straight day. Plus it just seemed so wrong to hear voices I associate with Braves baseball on a channel that used to do every Braves baseball game calling an American League game. Their record now stands at 3 wins and 4 loses, not a great start. At least the MFY are only 3 & 3 and we can blame the rocky start on the whole 3 country, 12 time zone road trip. Tuesday is the home opener where the players will get their World Series rings and the 0–5 Tigers are in town. Time to wake up and start looking like you want to repeat as WS Champs.
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Once upon a time, a young lad was born without a belly button. In its place was a golden screw. All the doctors told his mother that there was nothing they could do. Like it or not, he was stuck with it.
All the years of growing up was real tough on him, as all who saw the screw made fun of him. He avoided ever leaving his house and thus, never made any friends. One day, a mysterious stranger saw his belly and told him of a swami in Tibet that could get rid of the screw for him. He was thrilled.
The next day he took all of his life’s savings and bought a ticket to Nepal. After several days of climbing up steep cliffs, he came upon a giant monastery. The swami knew exactly why he had come.
He was told to sleep in the highest tower of the monastery and the following day when he awoke, the screw would have been removed. The man immediately went to the room and fell asleep.
During the night while he slept, a purple fog floated in an open window, bearing in its mist, a golden screwdriver. In just moments, the screw-driver removed the screw and disappeared out the window.
The next morning when the man woke, he saw the golden screw laying on the pillow next to him. Reaching down, he felt his navel, and there was no screw there! Jubilant, he leaped out of bed, and his butt fell off.
The moral to this is, “Don’t screw around with things you don’t understand — you could lose your ass.”
The small bathroom has been gutted. The genesis for this project was the fact that the pan under the tile shower was leaking. Turns out there was good reason for that, there was no pan. Apparently 55 years ago they just slapped a very (and I mean very) thick layer of “mud” and laid tile on top of it. As a matter of fact the whole bathroom floor was unorthodox. Instead of just plywood over joists there is a kind of lathe over the plywood sub-floor that was then covered with an inch and a half of the same mud, then the tile on top of that.
The file uploading that I thought I had fixed yesterday is still giving me problems today. I found another workaround, but for some reason I didn’t need it tonight because after a couple of failed attempts to upload the picture, somehow it was there and usable. I guess I should have read the forums before upgrading, but it seems that before releasing 2.5 into the wild someone would have noticed that the media uploader wasn’t working right.
I also found a hack to take the place of the plugin I was using to keep the Joke category entries from showing up on the front page. I added a cute one today — The Golden Screw. In spite of the title, it is actually PG rated…
I forgot one item that should have been included in the Saturday Snippets post — A Fool And His Money Are Soon Parted.
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It was definitely a good day to be a Red Sox fan. The players got their World Series rings today in a 45 minute ceremony prior to the home opener. Bil Buckner, that’s right Bill Buckner, threw out the first pitch. The FRS won the game 5–0 behind the pitching of the 13 Trillion Yen Man. The only thing that didn’t go right is my official 2008 Red Sox Nation membership card didn’t arrive in the mail.
But Blue Miata and Tia were waiting patiently in the mailbox for me today. The red ones are at work and I think these smurf blue versions will stay home. There are also gold versions out there too, but I think I’m going to pass on acquiring them. I think is time to buy some Lost “action” figures instead.
Hard to tell from this photo, but a lot was done on the bathroom project today. The floor was repaired, a real shower liner of vinyl was put in place, and most of the new moved wall was put up. The contractor picked up the tile today. We will meet with him after work tomorrow to discuss how we want it put in.
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We bought some double towel bars for the “big” bathroom the other day at Lowes. Trouble is we weren’t I wasn’t thinking. The towel bars are mounted behind the door, so because the double bar sticks out from the wall so far it wouldn’t allow the door to fully open. Tonight we went back to swap them out for a couple of single towel bars.
When we walked up to the returns desk the woman looked at me and asked, “Are you Brian?” She didn’t look familiar. I looked down to see if I was wearing my MMC Jacket which has my name embroidered on the front, I wasn’t. My name isn’t on the receipt anywhere… How did she know my name?
Donna was wearing one of these Ash Grey T-Shirts.
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I didn’t take any new photos of the bathroom today. Not that there wasn’t any progress, there was, but it was electrical, some internal plumbing and ceiling work. What seemed a simple request turned into a bit of extra work. We asked to have a foot added to the bathroom, stealing from the adjoining bedroom. When the contractor tore down that bit of wall, it turned out that there was a noticeable height difference between rooms, so he had to add a piece on sheet rock on the bathroom ceiling to even things out.
Yesterday the tile place called to tell me that I didn’t get all my tile. I guess I should have counted it, but the promised invoice never got mailed, so I didn’t know what I *should* have anyway (I got it today.) Four pieces of the 1′ square 3 x 3 floor tile was back ordered and it had just come in, but they were afraid it wasn’t the right color. Not only that, they said I should check what I had already picked up, to make sure it matched my 13 x 13 floor tiles. Last night I checked and the colors were the same. This morning the contractor did some quick figuring and I already have enough to do the job, I don’t need those other 4 pieces, so color matching them is not an issue. I think that when we were figuring the job, we ordered enough of the 3 x 3 to inset two rows as accents, and now looking at the space, one is pretty much what we want. As long as the square of 3 x 3 is still intact I can get my money back.
Good thing too, as the money back from those tiles will be enough, if not a little more, to cover ordering more bullnose tiles we still need. Seems like when we were figuring how much was required for the job we forgot about the whole vertical edge thing, we ordered only enough to run all along the top of the tile in both bathrooms. I ordered that today and it won’t be here until next week sometime, but that is not a problem because what we have on hand is enough to finish the current bath.
The big worry now is, where the heck is the pedestal sink and the toilets? The promised two to three days delivery from ordering them is now. Maybe they will be here tomorrow.
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Visible progress today.The shower walls got tiled and a little of floor too. Plus there was more patching and filling of walls.
I may or may not have heard about Hulu when it was first announced, but after “discovering” it a couple days ago I have been wasting quite a bit of time there. While the video is not broadcast TV quality it ain’t half bad. There are both movies and TV viewable. The movies are few and hit or miss, but there is a lot of TV, from McHale’s Navy to Bones. There are a couple of nitpick though, not all the seasons/episodes are available and not all the TV is commercial free. At least the ads are few, short and somewhat unobtrusive (so far.)
Tonight I watched Serenity, the 1–1/2 hour pilot for the sci-fi one season wonder from FOX, Firefly. A couple of months ago I rented disc one of the series from Netflix and turned it off about 10 minutes in. I guess I was a bit premature, as it turned out to be right on par with Hulu’s image quality, not half bad. I will probably watch a couple more episodes before deciding if I want to watch all 14.
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Sounds kind of Socialist doesn’t it? (not that there is anything wrong with that.) My 2008 Red Sox Nation membership card came in the mail today. Got a sticker too.
I’ve been a member of the Nation since I was 10 years-old or so, long before the marketing department of Major League Baseball thought there should be such a thing. I swore the oath at 12 in that incredible summer of 1967. I really don’t need the card to validate my citizenship, but seeing as they want $14.95 to join and it costs the same amount as a subscription Gameday Audio (which I usually get and is included in the membership), I sign up.
Because this weekend is a three game series against the MFY I am only listening to one of the games. The other two are on TV, because when the Red Sox play the Yankees it is like the Montagues and the Capulets, the Hatfields and the McCoys, the Sharks & the Jets, high drama makes riveting television.
But after listening to last night’s game and watching today’s, the rivalry doesn’t seem to have the same intensity so far as it has had in the past. Maybe because the FRS are still jet lagged from the Japan trip. Maybe because the Red Sox have finally exorcised the “curse” with the two championships in 4 years thing. Maybe all the Yankees are sad about them tearing down the House That Ruth Built. Or maybe it is just me.
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The Post Offices still seem too far away, but the weather was too nice not to take a drive with the top down. So instead of our usual walk in the close by Hitchcock Woods we took a drive to Parsons Mountain near Abbeville.
A long time ago, back when Donna and I used to mountain bike, we came up here because someone said they had a really great trail to ride. Turns out it we didn’t think it was great. The trail (which is now closed to everything but hikers) starts out going up and then after about 3/4 mile starts really going up, not only up, but rough and rocky. I don’t remember it explicitly, but I’m thinking we did a lot of pushing our bikes.
The first part of today’s walk was still up, but we enjoyed a lot more. About 3/4 mile up there are four squares of chain link fence surrounding holes in the mountain that used to be a gold mine back in the late 1800’s. Further up the trail is a fire tower that used to be open to the public for a spectacular view. But now it is surrounded by that same chain link fencing as the gold mines. The fence doesn’t seem to be a major deterrent to some folks judging by the top of the fence and the graffiti on the tower, but it was enough to keep us out.
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Not yet exactly, they are at the dealer and will be delivered tomorrow. We are almost ready for them too. The shower walls were grouted today and the floor in the room is about half done. The walls are almost ready for wainscoting.
I have started my LOST action figure collection with not just one, but two figures. I scoured ebay looking for figures I could buy for no more than $15 bucks total (price & shipping.) My main objective was Hugo (Hurley) Reyes. My first attempt fell 50¢ short. The next time I found one to bid on, it was after checking out a couple other characters, and somehow I managed to bid on a Shannon figure. Whiny Shannon was always my least favorite “main” character on the show and if the accidental purchase had any redeeming value it was that I was the only bidder (guess I’m not the only one who isn’t a Shannon fan), so she is going to cost me only a penny over the $8 shipping fee.
Luck was with me next time, as right after the Shannon auction closed I found a Hurley figure that had a couple days left on it. The next bid up was just a buck over my arbitrary fifteen buck limit, so I gave iit a shot, never figuring it would hold up. It did.
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Just need to grout the white tiles on the separator between the bathroom & the shower area. Next step is to put up the bead board on the walls. Toss in some fixtures and we are almost there.
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Actual emails caught in my workplace spam trap.
Half the time twice the erection from seseiopo@HDSMARKETING.COM
Fantastic growth guaranteed from Gabriele-ckmannin@FICAEL.COM.BR
Nursing home abuse! from return@newerpossibilities.com
The biggest meanest bad daddy from lowie-twuots@CRAIGHOMECARE.COM
Wham Bam Thank You Pam from egarekor@BILLPAXTON.NET
Enlargement for dummies from rpnevjiw_1977@VALEXKOREA.COM
Give her the best time from ediool_1963@GLITC.ORG
Harkness private foundation from Kclpv@adelphia.com
Seductive proposal of healthcare. from funna_1967@Umica.plus.com
Paris loves it hard from sadnesse_1953@SUPERVIELLE.COM.AR
Unleash your titan from Heiko-fluitert@14WFIE.com
Finish the toilet, hook it and the sink up, hang the mirror and the new light fixture, then a final skim coat the smooth out the last of the wall and the contractor will be done. Then it will be up to us to paint and hang a shower curtain rod, some towel bars and the TP holder for the final finishing touches.
And speaking of remodeling, I’m working on a new theme for here. Same sort of color scheme and what not, but it will have 3 (count ‘em, that’s one more than two) columns. Big news is it will be widget ready! Not that I have any widgets picked out, or for that matter even know what a widget is, but I’m going to be a widgety fool.
We’ve got to clean up the bedroom with the newly remodeled bath in it on Friday, so we can move in to it, because starting Monday the other bath gets hammered on. We are off on Saturday for some Post Office hunting and will be back late Sunday, causing work on the theme project to be light over the weekend. So you may not see the new look for awhile, heck if I keep dawdling, I may end up losing interest and you’ll never see it.
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The only thing left to do here Mr. Contractor Man is to put in the bottom molding around the outside of where the new wall is. He is having trouble getting a match for the shape. Apparently they stopped making that style about 25 years ago. We told him just get close, once it is all painted no one is going to notice. Oh yeah, he has to get an electrician in to wire up the exhaust fan.
He will start on the other bathroom on Monday. When that one is done I will paint that bathroom before we move back to that side of the house, then I will come back to this bathroom and paint it along with the bedroom. The bead board will get a coat of gloss white, the top molding of the bead board will get a gray to sort of match the tile and the upper wall will get a light blue. The bedroom will get a slightly darker blue with white trim. I haven’t picked out the colors for the other larger bathroom yet, I guess I’ll wait until it is done…
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Just after lunch today there was a knock at the door. We weren’t expecting anyone, but turns out that was wrong. When Donna opened the door there was the unlikely duo of Shannon Rutherford and Hugo Reyes. I knew Jack was a Sox fan, but I was surprised to find a native son of Santa Monica, CA was too. I had bid victoriously.
Here’s an item I won’t be victorious on — I don’t have quite enough cash in my PayPal account — David Ortiz “Yankees Curse” Jersey
I primered the the inside of the newly remodeled bathroom and then hung a towel rack, the TP holder and the shower curtain rod. We started to shuffle things around in preparation for moving our bedroom to the other end of the house. We cleaned out the two closets by carrying a dozen boxes up into the attic. Sunday night we’ll move the bed and our clothes to complete the transition.
Broke down and washed the car tonight, even though there is a chance of afternoon thunder showers tomorrow. Pine pollen season is all but over and it has been 6 weeks since the last wash, so I figured it was time. Plus we are going on a Post Office Safari tomorrow and the Emperor always like to put his best face forward even though he isn’t the primary photographic subject.
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The Emperor passed through the 75,000 mile mark just east of Columbia on I-20.
After breakfast this morning we hopped on the interstate and headed east not getting off until somewhere north of Florence on I-95. We then spent the rest of the day traveling the back roads of rural northeast South Carolina nabbing photos of Post Offices. We ended up the day with 14 captured. We even had to stop at a library in a city along the way to find a PO we had a map for (we were looking north of town instead of south)and one that we didn’t (even though I have an image of it on the thumbdrive.)
The rude employees at a Subway in Lake City did us a favor. After we walked out in disgust, we ended up at a Mexican place, La Bamba, that was terrific. Their Carnitas were scrumptious and the ice cold Dos Equis was much better than any fountain drink available at the other place.
Tomorrow morning — Cinnamon Bun.
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Of course we couldn’t come straight home, we did a loop down around Lake Moultrie, slingshoting us out of the pull of low country gravity and propelling us back to Aiken, while grabbing ten more Post Office pictures. The weekend’s tally, 24 Post Offices in 600 miles.
We did miss one town on the north shore of the lake, Pineville (another missing map.) I thought it was because we already had a picture of that PO, but that wasn’t really possible because there was no way we could have been there before. We have been to Pineland and Pinewood previously and we did go to Pinopolis today. Where I took this picture:

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I have been hovering around at a level of 55 spam emails a day here at work, but over the weekend it spiked. One hundred on Saturday and 150 on Sunday. They must really need a lot of Rebate Processors because of the 250 spams I received, one hundred and forty six were promising great pay to do that job, about one every 16 minutes over a 41 hour span.
All of them look like their email addresses were randomly generated in the manner of FirstnameLastname@subdomain.domain.com. Neat but not enough to sneak by Postini.

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The floor is back in the second bathroom. The tub is in and the backer board is up around two sides, but the third side will have to wait until some plumbing work gets done. The new tub is about 4 inches taller than the old, so the old knobs just barely clear the new tub.
Came home from work and changed the Emperor’s oil. Rotated his tires too. 75,576. Yesterday when I decided to change the oil, I looked under the shelf in the garage where I keep a stash of OEM Mazda oil filters and didn’t see any, so when I bought the oil I picked up a PureOne filter (somebody was supposed to remind me not to.) After changing the oil, as I was putting away my drain pan and funnel, I noticed that stacked just to the left were three Mazda filters. Normally I keep the stock of filters inside the oil drain pan, when I checked yesterday, I didn’t see any in the pan, so I figured I needed one. Wrong.
Someone remind me next time that the filters aren’t in the drain pan (somebody other that the person who was supposed to remind me not to buy a PureOne oil filter…)
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Did you ever have a really cool idea for a joke and have it go horribly wrong, but still be worth it?
A co-worker (Hi Mark) and his sister are always trading gotchas and he has been after me to take some cheesy steering wheel cover on vacation out west and mail it to her so she won’t have a clue who sent it to her. Seeing as we are redoing bathrooms in lieu of going west this year he cooked up a different plan that I could help with. And it fit right into Donna and my Post Office picture taking.
Mark bought a deck of cards, a box of envelopes and 3 books of stamps. We would put one playing card in an envelope and mail it to his sister from each Post Office we visited. I used a laser printer and addressed 55 envelopes to his sister with a return address of John Smith, 123 Main St, Anytown, USA 123456. The first envelope contained the box so she would have a place to put the cards when they arrived. To ensure she kept the box I printed out a little note to go in the envelope with the help of the Ransom Note Generator. Two weekends ago Donna and I made a trip up to Greenwood, SC to mail the box. We picked Greenwood, the sister’s hometown, so she wouldn’t immediately suspect Mark (even though he knew she would think it was him anyway.) Mark didn’t even tell his wife what we were up to because he knew his sister would call her and get the truth out of her.
Because I didn’t want to just put a playing card in an envelope, I was going to put a piece of blank paper in with it. Then I thought maybe I’d put one word on the paper and when she had all the pieces of paper there would be a sentence that explained the whole gag. But I thought that was a little too much, so Plan B was to gather 52 quotes from the internet and put one on each page. For extra fun I made sure to get a quote that included a bolded word matching the card, i.e. “When I have to choose between two evils, I always try to pick the one I haven’t tried before.” – Mae West went in with the two of clubs.
This weekend when we went on our PO photo trip we mailed an envelope from nearly every Post Office on Saturday and a couple more on Sunday. Because the Post Offices were all closed when we got to them we mailed them inside when we could, but most ended up in the blue box outside. Because the blue boxes don’t get emptied until late in the day, almost all our “letters” didn’t make it into the system until Monday night.
Yesterday Mark’s sister got 11 pieces of mail that included a playing card and a quote. Now here is where it went off course, instead of thinking it was her brother having a little fun, she thought someone was harassing her and went to the local police. That’s right—the police.
This morning Mark’s sister called Mark’s wife to tell her about the ordeal she was going through. Now because Mark’s wife knows nothing of the prank she can only listen with concern about the problem. Naturally when they get off the phone with each other, Mark’s wife calls him. She tells him about his sister going to the police with these harassing letters and how the officer has told her it looks like the work of a sexual predator and if she gets anymore (which she will tomorrow) to bring them right in and they’ll try and get some fingerprints off them. At this point Mark realizes the jig is up and confesses to his wife that he was behind the letters.
Mark then came up front to tell Donna and I the story where we all had a great big laugh about it. Then, because both Donna and my fingerprints are on file from being in the military, and not being real sure how serious the detective was taking the case and not wanting to really worry his sister Mark emailed the quote file to her and then called to tell her to check her email while he was on the phone with her. She was somewhat relieved at not being stalked, but somewhat mad. We are hoping in a couple weeks she will see the humor in the whole thing.
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There wasn’t much visible progress made yesterday, a lot of new plumbing, but today we got the drywall up and the tile around the tub. Tomorrow there will probably be tile on the floor.
Finally watched “The Commitments” tonight. Just as good as the first time, although Donna thought she was watching it for the first time…
I’m typing away during the commercials because Lost is on. In tonight’s episode the writers have decided to lighten the payroll considerable. A man has washed ashore with his neck slit, three Red Shirts were gunned down, Sayid’s wife is dead and Ben’s “daughter” was executed in front of him.
No, you weren’t imagining things, there was a video here, but it seemed to prevent the page from loading under certain conditions, so I yanked it.
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The tile is down, but needs grouting. The bead board is up, leaving the top to be modified for a medicine cabinet and the new light fixture. The contractor’s usual electrician has been to busy to get over here and wire up the exhaust fans, so he is calling in a favor from another fellow and they will be here tomorrow to wire things up. They won’t be interrupting us in any way because we will be out running the MMC’s annual Time, Speed, & Distance Rally.
I’ve given up on the whole new theme, who needs widgets anyway, but I’m going to change the color scheme. I’m going to keep the diagonal stripe background and I had downloaded the perfect one from the Stripe Generator, but accidentally overwrote it when saving the new header and I can’t get it back (I hope just for now) because the stripe page is down.
Still trying to digest last night’s episode of TDTVS, even after a second viewing tonight. We got a half answer to a big question, but several more new ones were asked.And what was up with the bad guys, were they actually trying to miss Saywer on purpose with their fusillade or was that a textbook example of the Automatic Miss Syndrome?
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Reggy, the Mascot Hall of Fame Mascot.
We went to a rain storm tonight with my sister and her husband and a Greenville Drive baseball game broke out. The game was supposed to start at 7:00, but because of storms in the area it was moved to 8 o’clock. Then 8:30. The game finally got underway at 9:03. If they weren’t afraid of a little lightning and just started the game on time it would have been almost over by the time they started it. As it was we left at a little before 11:00 and the game was just in the bottom of the 6th inning.
I’ll try and blog about the Miata Club rally tomorrow It is getting late and if I try and write about it now it will be tomorrow when I finish. Let’s just say we finished 3rd (out of four cars.)
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Need a love seat moved, no problem.
We read and understood the instructions, at least we thought we did. Take a look at the scan of the instructions (click to zoom), I think you can read them pretty good.
All but the first few instructions consist of a picture, a direction (right or left) and a number. The number represents the opportunity after the picture at which you should turn in the direction specified. … Pictured objects may be on either side of the road. Opportunities: Paved streets and roads on the same side as your next turn are opportunities. Dead-end or “no outlet” streets or roads, if paved are opportunities. Driveways, entrances to parking lots, and unpaved streets or roads are not opportunities. Opportunities are reset by a numbered instruction.
What we both knew would be trouble was the way the photos were to be followed. On the front there were two rows of three, the back consisted of 3 rows of 3 columns and you were supposed to read them the way they are numbered, in columns.
For a change of pace this time, Donna drove and I acted as navigator, she wanted me to experience the pressure of responsibility instead of just whistling while I drove. We left the start point first brimming with confidence.
We spotted our first picture with ease after exiting the interstate and then the trouble began. I started counting opportunities when the driver questioned my counting method, ie. she wanted to know why we weren’t counting on both sides of the street. While I explained my interpretation of the rules to her she kept driving. During this brief interlude I could not maintain 100% vigilance on opportunity counting. Uh-oh, 4 miles into the event and we were already in a cloud of uncertainty.
We arrived at a major intersection which seemed to be a natural spot for our turn, but I was only at 6 and we needed to take the 7th turn. We turned anyway. After driving about 5 miles we started to worry, we had not yet spotted the next clue, a water tower. Was that opportunity 6 we turned at instead of the correct #7? We agreed to go to the top of the next rise and if there was no tower we would turn around. Well there was no tower so Donna did a u-turn. Half way back to the scene of our supposed mistake we passed car #2 going in the opposite direction (the one we used to be traveling in.) We have finished 2nd or 3rd to the couple in this car the last 2 years. The uncertainty clouds just thickened a bit.
Pressing on, hoping that they miscounted too, when we got to the spot where we turned, we took a left and started looking for what might be the 7th left opportunity. We passed a lot of dirt roads, a few driveways and we also passed going in the opposite direction from us, car #3. They obviously thought this was a wrong course of action. We kept on and when we found what we thought would be the “correct” left turn, it was a dead-end. While dead-ends are opportunities, driving down one at this point would not be a good idea. Time to turn around again.
Sure enough, the other turn was the correct one, not a mile past were we had turned around, was the water tower. As we passed opportunity #3 and on our way to taking the next right, we came up behind car #4. They turned and we turned right behind them. I told Donna to go around them so we could make up the time we had lost in our ill-fatted attempt at the start. She gunned it and zipped on by. We were back in the hunt.
But not for long, I then did exactly what we thought I would, instead of going to the top of the third column, I reverted to my early childhood training and read from left to right, skipping right to clue number 8, bypassing clue 7 entirely. Even though we didn’t take a left because of the missed clue we ended up on course somehow, but we started counting opportunities too soon. Wen we got to where the next clue should have been, we found the railroad tracks, but the road in the background looked different than what was in the photo. Figuring it was just parallax error we turned right as if everything was hunky-dory. Sure enough the next clue, #10, was on the road we were on.
We found number 11, 12 and 13 before not seeing #14 at all. Figuring we missed it and coming to a tee intersection, we took a right because that was what we were supposed to do at the first opportunity after the missing clue. Hot-diggity, clue #15 was right where it should have been which led us to number sixteen and then #17 and the end of the rally.
In spite of the “detour” we were the first car to finish and because of a clue at the end of the instructions, we thought we were early. Knowing this and that we missed some clues possibly shortcutting the route I took our time and distance figured and padded them using a SWAG (scientific wild ass guess) and handed in our sheet. In the end, even if I handed in our true figures, we would have still ended up in third, but only because car #3 arrived a full two and a half hours after we did, having made four attempts at running the rally until they were successful just so they wouldn’t have to open the emergency envelope.
Wait’ll next year.
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The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman.
“You disrespectful pig!” she cried. “How dare you do this to me…a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I’m leaving you.. I want a divorce!”
He replied, “Hang on just a minute, so at least I can tell you what happened.”
“Fine, go ahead”, she sobbed , “but they’ll be the last words you’ll say to me!”
So he began — “Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn’t eaten for three days! So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn’t eat because you’re afraid you’ll put on weight.
The poor thing devoured them in moments. Since she needed a good clean-up I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw them away.
Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don’t use because you say they are too tight.. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don’t use because I don’t have good taste.
I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don’t use just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don’t use because someone at work has the same pair.”
He took a quick breath and continued — “She was so grateful for my understanding and help and as I walked her to the door she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said,
“Please … Do you have anything else that your wife doesn’t use?”
Almost finished. The contractor has a couple spots to touch up and the mirror to hang and he is done in the second bath. Now it is up to me to finish up with painting, etc. We think we are going to go with a green in here on a similar note to the blue in the other bathroom. The existing border is coming down and the bright green on the window frame will be painted over in white.
Donna and I are off this weekend to the GA mountains. We are sharing a cabin with two other couples we know from the Miata Club. If we are back in the cabin on Saturday evening early enough we are going to watch a movie. Even though I think it will be nearly impossible to pick a movie that everyone will like, I volunteered to try. I asked everyone to send me a list of two movies that were either their favorite movie or something that if they stumbled on it on TV they would watch it the rest of the way no matter what they were watching or doing before. So far all three ladies have complied. One guy (me) has offered up his two picks, one only gave me one movie title and number three has been not submitted anything yet. Here is the list so far (in no particular order):
- My Cousin Vinny
- Dirty Dancing
- The Fugitive
- Something’s Gotta Give
- Titanic
- Ocean’s 11, 12 or 13
- Pirates of the Caribbean
- Pretty Woman
- Bullit
I have asked a couple folks at work for suggestions of movies that have some action, some comedy, a bunch of romance with a car or boat chase. Here are the their and my suggestions (once again in no particular order):
- For Love of the Game
- Bonnie & Clyde
- Milk Money
- Out of Sight
Any other ideas?
I searched the internet for movie recommendation sites, but they all required rating a ton of movies before spitting out personal recommendations. What I really need is something along the lines of Pandora radio for movies. Maybe I should open a new Netflix account and just rate these 9 movies and see what it recommends…
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One day Jim Bob was walking down Main Street when he saw his buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup. Bubba pulled up to him with a wide grin.
“Bubba, where’d you git that truck?!?”
“Tammie Joe gived it to me,” Bubba replied.
“She gived it to ya? I know’d she wuz kinda sweet on ya’ll but a new truck?”
“Well, Jim Bob let me tell you wut’ happened. We wuz drivin’ out on County Road 6, in the middle of nowheres. Tammie Joe pulled off the road, put the truck in 4X4 wheel drive, and headed into the woods. She parked the truck, got out, threw off all her clothes and said, ‘Bubba, ya’ll take whatever you want.’”
“So I took the truck!”
“Bubba, yore a smart man! Them clothes woulda never fit you!”
The contractor is done. Well, all except for he’ll be back next week sometime to install the bottom molding around on the outside of the new walls of the small bathroom. He left behind a few little things that need to be taken care of, might be easier for me to go ahead and take care of them, but I might just leave them for his return. There is one part of the bathroom wall that didn’t get totally smoothed out, probably missed it because it is hidden by the usually open door. The light fixture above the mirror was wobbly and I asked him to tighten it down, but it didn’t get done ( I fixed it tonight.) There is a crack in the grout in the corner seam of the stand up shower, that he touched up today with just some success.
The one that is most noticeable was not within his control. We bought Price Pfister porcelain cross handled faucets for both showers and one for the bathroom sink in the big bathroom for two reasons, 1) we like the look and 2) they would match our already existing faucet in the small bathroom. The existing one works in a manner such that you turn both knobs counter-clockwise for on and clockwise for off. We were thrown for a loop when we started to use the new shower in the small bathroom. This set works by turning the cold counter-clockwise for on and the hot clockwise for on. Now in the newly completed big bathroom at least the shower/unit controls are identical to the ones in the shower of the other bathroom, but incredibly the vanity faucets are just the opposite of the shower units, you turn the cold clockwise for on and the hot counter-clockwise. So now we have to learn how to operate 4 separate faucets in three different manners. I hope I don’t scold something important.
Today on the way home from work the Emperor reached the 122,310km (76,000 mile) plateau.
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I swapped the inserts on the vanity faucet and now three fourths of the bathroom faucets work the same — in is on and out is off.
The instructions for installing these units actually specify that they work the way they did yesterday, so Mr. Contractor had installed them right. What about the shower/tub faucets? Were they installed right? Who knows, I didn’t save those instructions, but I’m betting they were installed just the way the Price Pfister wanted them. So why would they turn the opposite way from sinks? I guess we’ll never know.
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