Sturgeon’s Law

Ninety per­cent of every­thing is crap.


Derived from a quote by sci­ence fic­tion author Theodore Stur­geon, who once said, “Sure, 90% of sci­ence fic­tion is crud. That’s because 90% of every­thing is crud.” Oddly, when Sturgeon’s Law is cited, the final word is almost invari­ably changed to ‘crap’.

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Con­grat­u­la­tions to RolloLamberti62@gmail.com for the robot sub­mit­ted spam of the week.

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Oh, Stop It

All these com­pli­ments are giv­ing me a swelled head…

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Spam-O-Licious

Con­grat­u­la­tions to kenhenryqc60@lycos.com for the robot sub­mit­ted spam of the week.

The Doors of his Face, the Lamps of his Mouth” by Roger Zelazny has been described as “all speed and adven­ture” by Theodore Stur­geon, and indeed it is one of the most excit­ing adven­ture tales SF has pro­duced. Let me change one word in every gram­mat­i­cal unit of every sen­tence, replac­ing it with a word that “means more or less the same thing” and I can dimin­ish the excite­ment by half and expunge every trace of wit. Let me change one word and add one word, and I can make it so dull as to be prac­ti­cally unread­able. Yet a para­graph syn­op­sis of the “con­tent” will be the same.

Bonus points for the Theodore Stur­geon connection.

Spam-O-Licious

Con­grat­u­la­tions to tracey_stokes_xp80@hotmail.com for the robot sub­mit­ted spam of the week.

Each night I bare my back eagerly to Mary and her nee­dles. She pokes deep and I moan in pain as she moans in ecstasy and hatred. She adds more color to the design, works with bru­tal pre­ci­sion to bring Rae’s face out in sharper relief. After ten min­utes she tires and will work no more. She puts the tools away and I go to the full-length mir­ror on the wall. The lantern on the shelf flick­ers like a jack-o-lantern in a high wind, but there is enough light for me to look over my shoul­der and exam­ine the tat­too. And it is beau­ti­ful. Bet­ter each night as Rae’s face becomes more and more defined.

High Praise Indeed

Here is a sam­ple of some of the recent com­ments sub­mit­ted to me at Mr. Miata National Headquarters:

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Today was the Valve Store’s annual Fun Day and unlike last year the line at the photo booth was very short, so Donna and I had our pic­ture taken…

Welcome to South Carolina

US 301, before I-95, was a pretty main north/south route, but since, not so much. But if you do decide to get off the Inter­state and travel 301 through South Car­olina into Geor­gia when you get across the Savan­nah River there you will find one of the last remain­ing state Wel­come Cen­ters not on an Inter­state. Com­ing north from Geor­gia, you will be wel­comed to the Pal­metto State by this odd lit­tle rep­re­sen­ta­tion of the South Car­olina flag and 50 yards later our aban­doned coun­ter­part to the remain­ing Geor­gia Wel­come Center.

– my favorite com­ment spam from the last week or so –
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Started down, went up, back down, up again, still up.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 10/24/08: 1097

Spam or Marketing Tool?

This email made it through the first line of Spam Defense at work, Pos­tini, but got caught in the sec­ond line, Outlook’s Spam Filter.

From: Marianne Gardner [mailto:Marianne.Gardner@lateforbreakfast.com]
Sent: Thursday, July 14, 2011 3:24 PM
To: A Cast Of Thousands (including me)
Subject: Re: Re: Job

Hello,
I am glad to inform you about avail­able vacancy C16882 in adver­tis­ing business.

Posi­tion name: Sup­ply man­ager.
Branch: Sup­ply
Posi­tion­ing: All States USA
Salary: $75000
Reports to: Senior Sup­ply man­ager
Duties : Coor­di­nate sup­ply projects.
Man­ages the cre­ation and main­te­nance of Equip­ment Bill of Mate­ri­als. Reviews pur­chase orders to ensure adher­ence to qual­ity and pro­ce­dures. Con­trol activ­i­ties for all phases of sup­ply projects

Require­ments:
– Cit­i­zen­ship: US
– Bach­e­lors degree
– Credit rat­ing more then 700
– 3 years of work expe­ri­ence
– Strong com­puter skills
– High level of com­mu­ni­ca­tion skills
– orga­ni­za­tional skills

If you are ready to move for­ward please send your response with resume.

ronald.hrdepartment@gmail.com

At first I instantly clas­si­fied it as spam because it con­tained a ran­dom and uncon­nected group of ASCO & Emer­son employ­ees and the dif­fer­ent email addresses of the sender and the one they wanted a reply to. But then the sender’s email address URL caught my eye, lateforbreakfast.com, it intrigued me. So I opened a browser and entered the URL into the address line and hit enter. What could happen?

Turns out Late for Break­fast is the name of an Aus­tralian Pop/Jazz group and their web page is quirky enough to make me read the whole thing and even lis­ten to a cou­ple of their tunes. The music is not bad actu­ally, kind of reminded me of Steely Dan.

So, what do you think?
Spam — just some­thing to get me to reply to the gmail address to ver­ify that mine was a valid address or some sort of mon­e­tary scam.
Mar­ket­ing ploy — know­ing the type of per­son who would be curi­ous about the URL would aslo be the type that would enjoy that style of music.