Sturgeon’s Law

Ninety per­cent of every­thing is crap.


Derived from a quote by sci­ence fic­tion author Theodore Stur­geon, who once said, “Sure, 90% of sci­ence fic­tion is crud. That’s because 90% of every­thing is crud.” Oddly, when Sturgeon’s Law is cited, the final word is almost invari­ably changed to ‘crap’.

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The Taurus Diaries

Lex­ing­ton, VA to Ruther­ford, NJ. 400 miles of the Eisen­hower Inter­state Sys­tem. A long day made to seem longer by the con­stant rain. For­tu­nately traf­fic was light except for around Allen­town, PA on I-78 and about 5 miles of the Gar­den State Park­way.

Helicopter Traffic Reports

In NYC’s com­pet­i­tive news mar­ket you just have to have a heli­copter to cover break­ing news (or just in case a low speed chase breaks out.) And while you have one you can use it for traf­fic reports in the morn­ing and evening. WB11 the New York affil­i­ate of the Warner Broth­ers fledg­ling TV net­work was giv­ing a heli­copter traf­fic report from a hanger some­where. The reporter was read­ing while just sit­ting on the ground. Maybe they can’t afford to own a chop­per, but the bud­get does allow for rent­ing the cock­pit out. Maybe I’m being harsh. It was rain­ing that morn­ing so they prob­a­bly couldn’t fly because of the weather. They still had a traf­fic report, so it begs the ques­tion, why have the heli­copter in the first place…oh yeah, low speed chases.

The Taurus Diaries

Ruther­ford, NJ to New Britain, CT. Easy drive of about 150 miles and one we used to do often when we lived in New Jer­sey. New Britain is home for my fam­ily and we used to try and get back there every cou­ple of months. Sur­prise, it rained the whole trip. Hertz is going to have to replace the wind­shield wipers on the car if this keeps up. My brother Paul played chef and grilled up some deli­cious ribs for din­ner. Mom whipped up a big ol’ bowl of pasta salad and Donna “tossed” together a Cae­sars salad to go with the corn on the cob. Sis­ter Diane, her hus­band Allen and I did our part by stay­ing out of the way and then eat­ing it all up with smiles on our faces. Fit­ting Labor Day Feast for the tra­di­tional last-day-of-summer.

The Taurus Diaries

Spent most of the morn­ing dri­ving around vis­it­ing stores look­ing for stuff for Donna & I, my mom and Diane. At lunchtime Donna & I cried “Uncle” and went back to the hotel for a nap. Din­ner tonight was stuffed shrimp and was con­sumed on the porch again. After­wards Donna & I fol­lowed Diane & Allen to get ice cream in Berlin. Allen’s Inte­gra needs a new muf­fler; he sounds just like those rice-boys with their chrome cof­fee can muf­flers. Glad we only had to fol­low for a short dis­tance or weren’t rid­ing in the car.

Crappy Tires

I can’t wait to get back in the Miata. The tires on this Tau­rus slip and slide when cor­ner­ing in the wet, which it was for the first 3 days of our time together. Now that it has dried out they squeal like stuck pigs on the dry pave­ment. They do alright in a straight line though, wet or dry. This car would han­dle a lot bet­ter with some sticker rub­ber (or maybe I should stop treat­ing it like a sports car, hee-hee.)

The Taurus Diaries

Another Short day, New Britain, CT back to Ruther­ford, NJ. We took the scenic route, stayed on I-84 until we crossed the Hud­son River and trav­eled down 9W and then drove the Pal­isades Park­way until we hit I-80. We found a neat “Miata” road, NY 318, north of West Point. It hugs the side of Storm King Moun­tain with noth­ing but a low rock wall pre­vent­ing the plunge into the Hud­son River hun­dreds of feet below. We stopped at West Point and did a quick tour of the museum and gift shop at the vis­i­tor cen­ter. They wanted an hour and a half of our time and $7 a piece for the real tour, so we declined.

No Doubt

Caught the lat­est No Doubt Video on VH1 this morn­ing. Didn’t catch the title, but it was kind of a catchy tune. I was hav­ing a hard time fol­low­ing along with the song though, too many quick-cut, in-your-face close ups of the top half of Gwen Ste­fani in tight T-shirts or cleav­age bar­ing tops or her jump­ing up and down, back­lit, on a bed in a semi-transparent skirt. I’m sure the 12 year-old boys love it, but it made me long for the sim­ple blue dress with white polka dots of the “Don’t Speak” video.

The Taurus Diaries

Ruther­ford, NJ to Lex­ing­ton Park, MD. We took the Gar­den State Park­way all the way to it’s south­ern end at Cape May. We arrived just in time to catch the 11:00 PM ferry to Lewes, DE. We then cut across Delaware to Mary­land. While pass­ing through Annapo­lis I thought it might be neat to stop into see the vis­i­tor cen­ter on the Naval Acad­emy. We made our way through the nar­row streets to Gate 1. The nice lit­tle Petty Offi­cer at the gate said that you couldn’t drive in; you had to park out­side and walk in. Fat chance of find­ing a spot, so we just con­tin­ued our drive. We picked a stop in Lex­ing­ton Park because this is where Donna and I meet while we were in the Navy some 20-odd years ago. Patux­ent River Naval Air Station’s mis­sion has changed from a Naval Test Pilot Cen­ter with a cou­ple of small squadrons to a large Naval Air War­fare Cen­ter with nearly 18,000 peo­ple work­ing there. Con­se­quently the sleepy lit­tle town we knew is now unrec­og­niz­able behind the 6 lane road lined with every fran­chised restau­rant known to man and 4-story glass & con­crete build­ings with cryp­tic names. Well, I guess Donna and & have changed a bit since 1975 too.

Ford Taurus

Time to pick on the rent-a-car. All of these items are minor gripes and I’m sure if you actu­ally owned a Tau­rus, you could get used to them. The radio vol­ume knob is too close the shift lever. At least ten times in the past 6 days I have inad­ver­tently turned the radio vol­ume down when shift­ing into Drive from Park. (I will give Ford points for actu­ally hav­ing a round knob for vol­ume instead of the usual up or down but­tons.) The car had an in-dash CD player which was nice and about 2 days into the trip I noticed a but­ton for select­ing a disc num­ber. Ooh, maybe this car has one of those multi-disc play­ers that is right in the dash. Nope, would take the sec­ond CD I tried to feed it. Why, if you don’t have that option, is there a but­ton for it? There is a big hes­i­ta­tion when the trans­mis­sion shifts from first to sec­ond that is dis­con­cert­ing. Kinda like rid­ing in a man­ual trans­mis­sion car with an inept dri­ver. The power win­dow lock out switch is in the wrong spot or it is sit­ting too high. It is right below the four win­dow switches and it is eas­ily turned off or on when used the other switches. How come the dri­ver and pas­sen­ger floor wells are not flat all over? This is a front wheel drive car right? The back quar­ter of each foot well is raised an inch or so near the trans­mis­sion tun­nel. Feels kinda funny when using the cruise con­trol and you put your feet flat on the floor, one is higher than the other.

The Taurus Diaries

Lex­ing­ton Park, MD to Lex­ing­ton, VA. Today was a beau­ti­ful back-road jaunt through the mid­dle of Vir­ginia. Made a stop in Rich­mond to visit a cousin of Donna’s. We had a cou­ple of hours to kill before we could get together so we vis­ited the Lewis Gin­ter Botan­i­cal Gar­dens. Nice place to visit and it was in very good shape con­sid­er­ing the drought that cen­tral Vir­ginia is in the mid­dle of. After lunch with cousin Suzy & her daugh­ter we fin­ished the day’s jour­ney by head­ing west on US 60, a very straight round with lots of ups and downs until you hit the Blue Ridge Moun­tains. Then it winds it way to the top where it crosses the Blue Ridge Parkway and then winds itself right back down into the Lex­ing­ton area. The Tau­rus didn’t do to bad on the twisty roads, a set of higher per­for­mance tires and I’m sure we could have given some of today’s “sports” cars a good run.

That night I went to my sec­ond high school foot­ball game ever. The last one was almost 29 years ago while in my senior year of New Britain High School. Some friends and I snuck into the Thanks­giv­ing Day game with our big cross-town rivals, Pulaski High. Tonight I “snuck” into the game between cross-county rivals, Rock­bridge County High School and Parry McCluer High School. Stu­art is the RCHS March­ing Band Drum Major and tonight was his first foot­ball game in that capac­ity. Mom Sally is the pres­i­dent of the Band Booster Club, so she asked us to come along and help out. We fol­lowed the trac­tor pulling the trailer of band equip­ment down the road into the field to keep stuff from falling off. We just waved at the guy guard­ing the gate as we walked on by. Later that night I thanked Sally for help­ing ful­fill a life-long dream of being able to get back­stage some­where by just say­ing, “I’m with the band.”

Let’s Bomb Detroit

Pick­ing a Rant sub­ject about pol­i­tics & cur­rent events is easy, just watch the news or read the paper. I usu­ally do nei­ther, so my rants usu­ally come from other aspects of my piti­ful life. Today while trav­el­ing in the car I fin­ished my last trashy mys­tery novel and with noth­ing else to read I glanced at the Roanoke Times we had. There was this story about 4 ter­ror­ists who were liv­ing in Detroit, MI. Holy Crap! Some­thing needs to be done about this. Michi­gan is har­bor­ing ter­ror­ists. Does George Bush & com­pany know of this? He wants to invade Iraq for sim­i­lar rea­sons, maybe we should prac­tice first on some­place a lit­tle closer, let’s bomb Detroit. I’m sure Illi­nois, Indi­ana or Ohio would give us per­mis­sion to fly over them on the way.…

Where in the heck is Fiona Ritchie?

Back from vaca­tion and went to lis­ten to my favorite Celtic tunes on The This­tle & Sham­rock on Geor­gia Pub­lic Radio and it wasn’t there. Every Sat­ur­day for the past cou­ple of years I’ve been lis­ten­ing in at 8:00 PM for music from the Emer­ald Isle and its neigh­bors. The folks at GPR have replaced the show with some­thing called “Green Island Radio Show.” It’s still celtic music, but it is hosted by some guy. I’m really going to miss Fiona’s lovely voice.…Hey, wait a minute this really should be a rave. I just remem­bered that I could always lis­ten to the same show again on Sun­days at 6:00 PM over on the South Car­olina Edu­ca­tional Radio Net­work and they are still going to be broad­cast­ing T & S! Now I get 2 shows of Celtic music. Just going to have to make an effort to catch the Sun­day show. Before if I missed the Sat­ur­day show I knew I could catch it Sun­day, but now the pres­sure will be on.

A Drive In The Dark

Put it up for last Friday’s rainy day and it has been up all week (and in the garage) until tonite. We put it down for a drive in the dark and a quick stop at the store for some break­fast essen­tials as the fridge is pretty bare before the weekly shop­ping excur­sion on Sun­day. The Tau­rus was a nice car for the big trip but once again it is good to be back in a Miata. From last Fri­day at around 5:00 PM until today at around 5:00 PM we put 2231 miles on the rent-a-car and 120 more on the Civic. Today was another long one too, Lex­ing­ton, VA back to Aiken, SC, approx­i­mately 400 miles. Now all I have to do is find the time to type in my trip notes for the past week, type in the last 8 days worth of RANTS, and get the pho­tos of the Stone Guards up.

Busy, Busy, Busy

Fin­ished up the Stone Guard install. Will take a day­time pic­ture tomor­row to com­plete the pic­ture series, then I’ll cap­tion the pho­tos and upload them. I have to judge the Barn­door Fan Club photo con­test and announce the win­ners. Busy, busy, busy.

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Bellsouth

Got home yes­ter­day from work and the “line” was blink­ing mean­ing I was dis­con­nected from the net. Hap­pens. I rebooted and it was still blink­ing. Checked the phone and there was no dial tone. I walked across the street to use a neighbor’s phone to call it in. (I know I am the last man in Amer­ica with­out a cell phone.) the woman informs me that the ser­vice techs only work from 8 AM until 6 PM (it is 6:30.) I guess the phone isn’t con­sid­ered essen­tial any­more (cell phones?) My mother-in-law lets in the tech today and he spends an hour and a half solv­ing the prob­lem and as he leaves he says, “The charges will be on your next bill.” Does he tell her what he did? Nope. Does he leave a copy of the work order? Nope. I tried to call the help line again this evening and got tired of wait­ing. I never signed any­thing agree­ing to any work being per­formed, nei­ther did she. I may just refuse to pay anything.

Going To The Gap

Our lit­tle Miata Club is going to the Gap this week­end and accord­ing to the Tail of the Dragon we won’t be alone, there are a cou­ple of biker groups and about 60 Honda S2000s com­ing. Plus we know the Windy City Miata Club will be there as well.

After work I fin­ished most of the prepa­ra­tion for the trip. New plug wires. Fresh oil & fil­ter. Rotated the tires. Bot­tle of Techron. Tomor­row, if I have time, I’ll wash the car.

While I was at it I took off the Alley Gator Teeth. (That is my pic­ture at the bot­tom of the page.) Saw a pic­ture of my car from a cou­ple of years ago with out the teeth and thought I might go with just the gums show­ing for a while.…

Started down, still down.
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9/11

Enough already. Yeah what hap­pened was ter­ri­ble, but more than 17,000 peo­ple died in car wrecks involv­ing alco­hol last year. For­get ter­ror­ists, I’m wor­ried about drunk dri­vers! More inter­est­ing stats here: MADD’s Gen­eral Sta­tis­tics.

Damn, It Happened Again!

Had the per­fect rant this morn­ing. Told myself I should write it down so I wouldn’t for­get. Another fac­tion of my rapidly dwin­dling grey mat­ter said, “Nah, this one’s so good you will remem­ber it.” Wrong.

Off for a week­end of fun and frolic in the twisties of west­ern NC. See you Sunday.

Be Careful

We missed any rain on the drive up, although the clouds looked like we might get a down­pour, it never mate­ri­al­ized. We put it up when we got to the hotel, as every­one wanted a dri­ving break after the 6-hour trip up. But the break didn’t last long, as the siren’s call of 318 turns just up the road, had us back in our cars in about an hour. We man­aged to get one com­plete spir­ited run through out of both passes. On the north run we came up behind a small car at about 2 miles in that didn’t take the hint to pull over until about 5 miles later. On the way back south we had to chill until halfway through and we passed Sheriff’s car #2. We knew there were 2 Sheriff’s cars in the gap, because they passed by us as we took a break in the big gravel lot at the Ten­nessee end. One stopped and chat­ted with us a bit and asked if we were enjoy­ing our­selves and told us to be care­ful, we were. At din­ner that evening I balked at putting the top up, but Donna insisted, so up it went. As usual, Donna was right, as it had started to sprin­kle before we were done eating.

Started down, went up, went down, went up, still up.
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Hotel Curtains

Why is it that hotel/motel cur­tains don’t close all the way? There is always an annoy­ing gap between the left and right sides. To make mat­ters worse there is usu­ally a night­time secu­rity light just out­side that paints a bright streak of light across the bed. Donna & I always carry our own Speak­man show­er­head with us because of the noto­ri­ously light mist avail­able from the water-saver show­er­heads that every­one is using. We should start to carry a cou­ple of those giant spring clips for cur­tain secur­ing too.

When I Win The Lottery

It was spritz­ing lightly as we started out for our morn­ing drive, so only Rudy had his top down. When we stopped at the Cross­roads of Time for a cou­ple of folks to gas up, every­one else put their tops down for the run through the gap. If you have ever owned a con­vert­ible, you know that in a light rain as long as you can keep mov­ing you stay dry, we used this prin­ci­ple through­out the day. The tops did go up a cou­ple times dur­ing extended stops. With the roads mostly wet it kept our speed down through the gap, which in a way was a good thing, as I got to study the turns instead of just react­ing to them. About 3/4 way through the Honda S2000s started pass­ing by in the oppo­site direc­tion. There was a group of 50 or so from all over the coun­try in town to do what we were doing, drive the gap. When we got to the gravel lot at the end there were still a few of them there. We chat­ted a bit with a cou­ple. Saw one that I’m going to get when I win the lot­tery, light blue metal­lic exte­rior with a dark blue leather interior.…sweet.

Started up, went down, went up, went down, went up, went down, went up, still up.
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Windshield Wipers

Why is it that you find out you need new wind­shield wipers just when you need them the most? Com­ing back from din­ner tonight at the River’s End at the Nan­ta­hala Out­door Cen­ter it was rain­ing hard and it was dark and the road was twisty and oncom­ing traf­fic and the wipers were more smear­ing the water than wip­ing it off. White knuckle drive.

Not Lint Free

More rain dodg­ing on the return trip. We left early and it was rain­ing so we put the top down after fill­ing up with gas. The top was way wet from sit­ting out overnight, so I tried to dry it as best I could before putting it down. See­ing as I was fill­ing up with gas, I thought that I could try using the window-washing squeegee. I tried it and while it got a lot of the water off, because of the peb­ble grain on the vinyl it left a lot behind. To get as much of the left over water I used those blue tow­els they keep right there. While not com­pletely dry, it was good enough for now. When we stopped to put the top up at a later time I noticed that there was lots of light blue fuzz all over the top. I guess those lit­tle tow­els are not lint-free.

Started up, went down, went up, went down, went up, went down, still down.
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Windshield Wipers II

Why is it that when you finally get some new wiper blades, it stops rain­ing? It is Sun­day in South Car­olina and because of the archaic blue laws you can’t open stores until after 1:30 in the after­noon. So I can’t get any new wind­shield wipers until we get back home to Aiken and by then the rain had quit. Oh, well, it is sup­posed to rain on Wednes­day, so I’ll get to use them than.

Two Rubber Shift Boots

The car is way filthy from dri­ving around in the rain all week­end. I couldn’t wash it because Donna needed it to go swim­ming. Busy after work week, so it may be all the way until Fri­day before it gets washed. Ordered the 2 rub­ber shift boots that go on the trans­mis­sion under the leather boot you see. When I installed the leather a few weeks back I noticed that the top one had a big tear in it. I didn’t place too much empha­sis on it until I was lurk­ing over on the Miata.net Forum and dis­cov­ered that those torn boots would lead to extra heat in the cock­pit. It was then that I put 2 and 2 together. The trans­mis­sion has been radi­at­ing heat for a while now, I just thought it always did that. Now I think that after read­ing the pro­ce­dure for chang­ing these boots I will have to move up the pur­chase of the short shifter kit so I don’t have to do the job twice and poten­tially pay for the bot­tom boot twice.

Started down, went up, back down, still down.
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Mr. Smart Internet Guy, Huh?

I have been access­ing the inter­net since before there was an Inter­net Explorer even. Most peo­ple I know when they have a ques­tion about the Net, email, viruses and com­put­ers in gen­eral come ask me. I don’t know every­thing, but I do know where to find the answer to almost every­thing. So tonight in a bril­liant show of just how smart a guy I am, I sent out a change of email address via email to every­one in my address book, nearly 200 folks, and gave the wrong suf­fix on the email addy. I had dot com instead of dot net. So all 200-ish peo­ple got 2 emails from Mr. Smart Guy tonight.

Ordered The Short Shifter Kit

Washed the car this after­noon even though it is sup­posed to rain tomor­row. It was just too filthy not to. It was cov­ered in an even coat of gray, except where I had placed the lit­tle Road­ster­Chat & Master’s Miata Club mag­nets, it was per­fectly clean under them.

Ordered the short shifter kit from Moss. They are proud of their Ship­ping and Han­dling depart­ment — $15 to UPS that 2 lb. shifter.…

Started down, went up, still up.
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Dust

My wife watches way too much HGTV so she is prone to fits of “redec­o­rat­ing.” Last night she decided that she wanted me to move my CDs out of the liv­ing room and put them in the com­puter room where they would be closer to me. She wanted me to clear off the shelves on one side of the room that were full of books and put my music CDs on them. She wanted the selves in the liv­ing room to put her teddy bears on. For now the books reside on the floor in the com­puter room.

If you don’t use the books for a while it is amaz­ing the amount of dust that gath­ers on them and the selves they reside on. Dust dis­posal takes on two forms at my house: 1) When Donna is around, you have to wipe the dust off with a damp wash­cloth, so it doesn’t fly every­where. 2) When she is not around I just wipe it off onto the floor (where I could vac­uum it up later) I know I read some­where that dust is mostly dead skin that has sloughed off of you, but what else is it? Really, really small dirt? Tiny mete­orites? Insect shit?

The Research Continues

Made it to work with it down, but put it up. It did rain for most of the day, thereby negat­ing the wash job, but what did I expect. Got an email from Moss Motors, the short shifter kit is on back­o­rder and they don’t have an ETA on the next ship­ment, so they can­celled my order. I think that it is a good thing. I read some of the reviews on Miata.net and now am slightly con­fused as to which way to go. The Brain­storm one sounds like the right one except for the dis­claimer on their site about let­ting in more trans­mis­sion noise. Shift boots came today, guess I’ll just put them on this week­end as the research continues.…

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Bigfoot

Back in the wild and wooly days of the inter­net, 10–15 years ago, I signed up with a cool ser­vice, big­foot, that promised me an email address for life for free. They gave me an address and what ever email was sent to that address, they would for­ward to any email address I chose. This was a thing of beauty, I gave it out to all my friends and fam­ily, it was my address, Brian_the_Red@bigfoot.com. Big­foot grew and and offered more ser­vices, one of which I found really handy was dis­tri­b­u­tion, I could have all the mail I got come to home and work. The inter­net grew and email grew and it became all about the money. Big­foot cut back on all their ser­vices except the orig­i­nal for­ward­ing. The other stuff was still avail­able, but for a fee. Ear­lier this year they put a cap on the amount of mail I could get for free each day to 25. This is prob­a­bly a rea­son­able amount for per­sonal use. I have prob­a­bly never got­ten 25 pieces of mail on one day that was impor­tant to me. The trou­ble is SPAM. I have been sprin­kling the inter­net with this address for the last 15 years and the SPAM just rolls in. Every day that I exceed the 25 limit, I get a nice lit­tle email from big­foot remind­ing me I’m miss­ing out on get­ting some of my mail. It seems like like I was get­ting one every­day. On some days I know I’m not get­ting 25 emails even with all the spam. Yes­ter­day I got 2 warn­ings I was over 25? The end of an era (at least in inter­net time,) I’m giv­ing up on big­foot. I sent every­body a change of address and after a while I’ll quit even check­ing it.

Under The Nearly Full Moon

Put the top down for the trip to work, but almost didn’t make it. After we came back out of the bagel place it was sprin­kling. Got going in a hurry and for a sec­ond there it came down hard enough for us to con­sider find­ing a place to put it up. Passed out of the rain and by the time we got to work it had stopped, so we threw on the cock­pit cover. Keep in mind the weather chan­nel insisted that the only chance of rain was a 30% after­noon vari­ety. We dis­cov­ered on the 10:00 walk around the park­ing lot that some­time dur­ing the morn­ing it rained enough to really wet the pave­ment. The cock­pit cover worked won­ders this time, the inside stayed totally dry. The top went up this after­noon because Donna went swim­ming by her­self and the clouds still looked ugly. This evening the skies cleared up enough that we went back out for a drive under the nearly full moon.

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Enetation III

Back in the wild and wooly days of blog­ging, 6 months or so ago, I signed up with ene­ta­tion to han­dle the com­ment­ing on my 2 blogs. They promised me free com­ments for my blog. Just like the expo­nen­tional nature of growth on the inter­net, in that short time ene­ta­tion has now decided that com­ments are free, but if you want your com­ments with­out a tagline that begs for money, you shall pay. They want 10 quid or around 14 bucks a year, while that in itself is not a princely sum, added up with all the other fees I now pay to keep what was once free, ad free, we are fast approach­ing the amount at which I have to con­sult with my Bud­get Direc­tor (AKA, wife) about before spending.

There Has To Be A Limit.

The last 2 days have been about the end of my free ride on the inter­net. Here is my thoughts on free ser­vices: If you intent is to give away some­thing for free on the inter­net, there comes a time when you have to limit the num­ber of peo­ple who can use your free ser­vice. If you can spend $100 a month pro­vid­ing this ser­vice and it cost $1 a user, stop at a hun­dred. Don’t go to 200 and then say to your self, “Damn, I’m spend­ing too much money, I bet­ter start charging.”

Of course I never attended any busi­ness courses in col­lege, maybe this is the way to get into busi­ness, get peo­ple used to using your ser­vice for free and when they are so entrenched that they can’t live with out it, charge ‘em. I mean, it works for drug deal­ers, right?

Turtle Wax Color Cure

Tur­tle Wax Color wax has made all these dark swirl marks on my car. I’m sure they are tem­po­rary, but after wax­ing the car today I noticed streaks of darker blue in places on the paint. I’m hop­ing it is just because I inad­e­quately wiped off the dried wax. I used the wax once before and didn’t get this prob­lem, but this time I applied it a bit thicker. Tomor­row I may just re-wax it with a cleaner/wax prod­uct and see what happens.

Watchful Waiting

The lit­tle dark blue swirls are not as notice­able nor as plen­ti­ful as I first imag­ined, chang­ing my course of action from hurry and clean/re-wax to “watch­ful wait­ing.” I mean if this was harm­ful in a per­ma­nent way they still wouldn’t be sell­ing this stuff. While I was doing Miata stuff yes­ter­day I also replaced the two (upper & lower) shift boots. Both of them were bro­ken and cracked hor­ri­bly. I guess there is less cock­pit heat.… While I was in there I notice the oil in the tur­ret was brown and very thin. I guess it is time to change that out. I think that maybe I will buy a cou­ple of quarts and go ahead and change all of the trans­mis­sion fluid while I’m at it. Maybe next Saturday’s project.

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I Miss Sports Night

Caught a rerun of Sports Night this morn­ing on Com­edy Cen­tral. That was such a well writ­ten show. At least I can still get my Aaron Sorkin fix this Wednes­day on the sea­son pre­mier of The West Wing. The again maybe it is a good thing it went away after 2 sea­sons. It went out at the top of its game, like Jimmy Hen­drix. We were spared the decent into medi­oc­rity of other things that hang around too long, like The X-Files and the Rolling Stones.

Well Oiled

The front office folks (with a few excep­tions) are assigned to either Group A or Group B and every other week (exclud­ing weeks in which there is a hol­i­day) a group works an extra hour on Mon­day through Thurs­day and then gets the Fri­day after­noon off. The com­pany started this pro­gram dur­ing the sum­mer and we didn’t do it. Maybe because we out of vaca­tion time for the year is why we jumped on the band­wagon now. Today was day one of the extra hour and it didn’t seem too long. We got up 15 min­utes ear­lier with thoughts of speed­ing some morn­ing rou­tines to make up for the other 15. We were so well oiled that we actu­ally started the com­mute 15 min­utes before we planned. So we took an extra long drive in. As a bonus we were so early that the school busses weren’t out and about yet.

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Road Repair

And I use the word repair lightly. there are about a half dozen spots on my com­mute to work that have had sewer work or water main con­nec­tions or repairs done to them. The patch­ing back up of the road is so dis­mal that you have to slow down to keep from rat­tling loose auto­mo­tive fas­ten­ers. I know it would be impos­si­ble to return the road to pre­vi­ous smooth as silk con­di­tion, but could you at least try? I think they just toss back in what dirt they can find of what was removed, sprin­kle on some gravel and then lay a 1/2 inch of asphalt over the top. In the mat­ter of a week there is a 2″ dip!

For­tu­nately a cou­ple of these “repairs” occur in just one lane of the 4 lane road that I travel, so that I can on most days, switch lanes and then go back to avoid them. I’m sure the big sedans and SUVs behind me won­der why I dodge left, only to go back right. Well I’m sav­ing my fill­ings from falling out.

Wabbit Teeth

The mouth of the car has looked kind of naked since I pulled the Alley Gator teeth off, so last week I ordered a dif­fer­ent style set of teeth to put back in there. My wife said she would pay for them if I let her pick the style. Our Wab­bit Teeth arrived at work today. When the mail clerk brought the pack­age to me it was so messed up that I thought for sure the teeth would be in pieces. They ship them in one of those tri­an­gle shaped express mail tubes from the USPS and it must have got­ten wet, let­ting the weight of other mail bags squish and man­gle it, but the teeth are made of sturdy stuff and were just fine. Of course the first thing I did on arrival home is put them on. It is going to take some get­ting used to this style, right now I think they are a lit­tle funny look­ing. I know what you’re think­ing, any kind of teeth on a car look funny! Even if they are sup­posed to look like alli­ga­tor teeth.

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Department of Motor Vehicles

This is an easy one. It was time for me to renew my driver’s license. The clos­est DMV place is prac­ti­cally just around the from work. This morn­ing I went over there at around 11:00 PM fig­ur­ing I would be after the morn­ing rush and before the lunch rush, HA! rush is def­i­nitely an oxy­moron. The line was about 20 peo­ple long. I did an about face and headed towards work. Then is when I remem­bered the other office about 20 miles away. I fig­ured instead of wast­ing time stand­ing in line, I could just as well waste it dri­ving. When I got to the sec­ond DMV office it was nearly empty, there were 2 peo­ple in line ahead of me! Even being that close, it still took me a 1/2 hour to get my license. Extrap­o­late that data back to the line at the other office and I might still be there.

TV Commercials

Sat­urn Vue — Really cute com­mer­cial with these 4 20-somethings head­ing out to the swim­ming hole. One rocket-scientist sets up a rope swing and when he tries it out he doesn’t let go over the water, he comes back across the shore and slams into the side of the car. While lying on the ground, he tells his friends, “I’m alright.” Nice sub­tle touches to let us know this baby can go off-road and has those famous plas­tic body pan­els. I only wish before he launched him­self he would have said the leg­endary red­neck last words, “Hey Bubba. Watch this!” Too bad this thing is 1) an SUV & 2) ugly as sin (looks like the Sat­urn Sedan in a fun­house mirror.)

Via­gra — Nicely dressed fel­low at the office and every­one is telling him he looks dif­fer­ent. “Did you get a hair­cut?” “Did you lose weight?” Etc. He just smiles. Could it be the bulge in the front of his pants?

One Horse Town

Actu­ally there are hun­dreds of horses in this town, unfor­tu­nately not enough of them shop at Sta­ples in the evening. Because maybe if more of them did, Sta­ples would close a lit­tle later than 8:00! Needed envelopes to mail off the Master’s Miata Club newslet­ter, so I piled into the car and drove over at 8:15. I knew I was in trou­ble when I pulled into the lot and it was nearly empty. Almost went over to Wal*Mart, but came to my senses and went to K-Mart instead.

No Rules, Just Right

Well tomor­row we will reap the rewards of work­ing an extra hour each day this week, 1/2 day off. We are going to go to Out­back for lunch, because it is my birth­day and that’s where I wanted to go. I’m going to get a Bloom­ing Onion, mmmm, and a big ol’ slab of kan­ga­roo, grilled to perfection.…

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Well Maybe One Rule…

Did you know that Out­back isn’t open for lunch? I sure didn’t. Oh, well, we reshed­uled our din­ing down-under until Sun­day after­noon. I hope it rains hard the whole week­end, I’ve got a bunch of movies to watch. Mother-in-law gave me Die Hard & Lord of the Rings on DVD for my birth­day. My wife gave me A Hard Days Night and the combo of Koy­aanisqatsi & Powaqqatsi.

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Big Easy

Insteadof Out­back, we ended up at the Big Easy Cafe in next park­ing lot over. Donna & I used to live in New Orleans about a dozen or years ago and this is as close as we can get to the food we loved so back then. Unfor­tu­nately every time we eat there the expe­ri­ence gets worse. For what ever rea­son they have never been able to cook rice right, it comes out all puffed and split. We now know not to get any­thing with rice, but that severely lim­its the entrees. Today was the last straw, the first 2 items Donna tried to order that didn’t have and don’t plan on hav­ing any­more (they could at least cross them off the menu.) My french fries were cold. And worst of all the fucked up the loaded potato skin appe­tizer — they cov­ered half with sour cream and the other half with gua­camole. Unfor­tu­nately the gua­camole was kind of watery mak­ing it look a lot like baby diarrhea.

The Sopranos Marathon

Backed the Miata out of the garage to make it eas­ier to clean some shelves in the garage. I put the top up to keep out the leaves and any other tree debris that might fall in the cock­pit. Damn, now that I said that word it reminded me that I should have used the cock­pit cover.…

Didn’t watch any of my birth­day movies yet. We are right in the mid­dle a “The Sopra­nos” marathon. We don’t get HBO, so we rent the DVDs when they come out. Sea­son 3 was recently released and I timed my Net­flix rentals so that I could get all four discs at around the same time. Thurs­day, 1& 2 arrived and today the other two were in the mail­box. We watched 1 episode on Thurs­day and 3 more on Fri­day. Today was 5 more episodes and we will prob­a­bly watch the last 4 tomorrow.

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Enetation IV

If it seems that this blog is slow to load, it is the fault of Ene­ta­tion Must be a server short­fall again. It seems as if their web site is MIA. Another one bites the dust.

One a good British note is Scary­duck, not that he needs any plug from me as he was just voted best British Blog or some­thing and has got a note right there at the top of the Blog­ger home page. One look and “the blog that was nearly on the telly” will be right up there on your must read list, it is on mine.

I Hate Fall!

Not really, but I do dis­like one aspect of it. Like Sun­day is the day before Mon­day, autumn is the sea­son before win­ter and I really hate winter.

And You Call Yourselves Australian

Finally got around to repair­ing my 3rd brake light. On the last Master’s Miata Club run, the per­son fol­low­ing me told me it was dead. As it was twice before it was the wire break­ing right near the trunk hinge. Next time it dies it might just stay dead.

Made it to Out­back for my birth­day “lunch” this evening. Did you know they don’t serve kan­ga­roo steaks? I ain’t never going back there.

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Copy Protected CDs?

A friend asked me to make a copy of a bor­rowed CD. I took it home, ripped it into waves and then burned a copy with CD Text. I took it in to work to give him, but before I did I thought I’d lis­ten to it. Good thing I did as it was silent. Tried it in another PC and when I still got silence, I tried in the car — noth­ing. Win­dows explorer read it as 20 cda tracks, the PC CD player showed 20 tracks and it “played it like nor­mal, just no sound. Whe I got back home I checked the wave files and while they looked in explorer like nor­mal files, when opened in a wave edi­tor, they were 2 straight lines. Tried rip­ping 1 track again to check and got the same results, Ripped to an MP3 with the same results. So I fig­ured what the heck, let’s try the copy CD option –that worked. What the…?