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Yo te Mostraré el Mío

We rode the tan­dem to work today and had the after­noon off, so as I gath­ered up Donna to go change for the ride home, I over­heard Trina, another plan­ner in the cubi­cle behind her, say to Ian, “You show me yours and I’ll show you mine.”

Now, taken out of con­text in an office envi­ron­ment, you just might won­der what was going on there…

Fri­days at ASCO for lunch we get Mex­i­can brought in. We don’t have a cafe­te­ria, but the sis­ter of a woman who works on a Assem­bly line fixes the food for deliv­ery to the Valve Store®. It started small, just the folks that work on her line, but once word got out how good the food is, espe­cially the green chile sauce, it has branched out to all around the plant.

Us office types give our order to Ian, one of the Assem­bly Engi­neers, who gath­ers the money and gives the order sheet to the woman. I was kind of bummed that I missed out on the Mex­i­can this week as one of the offer­ings was a bur­rito with white rice and the green chile sauce on the side and this is my favorite. Appar­ently Trina is fond of the sauce as well, because her con­tainer was not full to the top. She was com­plain­ing to Ian about the quan­tity of it and he must have been dis­mis­sive of her con­cern. So that is why she said, “You show me yours and I’ll show you mine.”

Title Block

Finally feel like writ­ing some­thing, but I can’t think of title…

We drove the Miata to work on Thurs­day because we *could* ride home with the top down. But we didn’t drive it today even though it was warmer than yes­ter­day. We rode the tandem.

I found a fool proof method on how to get your wife to agree to let you buy a new com­puter: While she is in the mid­dle of shuf­fling the con­tents around in the kitchen cab­i­nets (for who knows what rea­son other than to con­fuse me) just walk in and ask if you can spend $425. Well, that and the fact that I have been moan­ing about it’s slow­ness for a cou­ple years (it was pur­chased just shy of 9 years ago.)

Like the plethora of fra­grance com­mer­cials that show up on TV before Christ­mas, you can tell it is Jan­u­ary because of all the ads for diet plans and gym memberships.

Which leads us to: “A gym is not designed to make you feel instantly bet­ter about your­self. If a gym wanted to make you feel instantly bet­ter about your­self, it would be a bar.” which is Rule #1 for Con­quer­ing the Gym, go read the other 26.

Started up, went down, still down.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 10/24/08: 1098

124,000 Footsteps

I know it was nowhere near that many, but some­times it feels like that when you are walk­ing in cir­cles, kick­ing over leaves, look­ing for and not find­ing a cache.

We set out this morn­ing with a list of the 13 geo­caches left in the 47 cache Risk Series. Those were all that were loaded in the GPSr so we couldn’t get dis­tracted by other near by hides. We were out for 9 hours, walked almost 4 miles, drove almost 150 miles and found 8. There were 3 DNFs and 2 we couldn’t even attempt. One, the final cache, World Dom­i­na­tion, we were lack­ing 3 num­bers in the coor­di­nates. Those 3 num­bers would be found inside the other cache titled, Cap­ture The Flag. We couldn’t find that one because its coor­di­nates were wholly located inside a ran­dom cache in the series and it must be one of the three we couldn’t find today. Maybe next weekend…

Yes­ter­day was a car-less day as we rode the tan­dem to work and when we got home we just stayed inside for the rest of the evening. The tem­per­a­ture Fri­day morn­ing was any­where between 35 and 38 depend­ing on which weather source you believed. Whichever one it was we know it was down right cold bike rid­ing in. The only thing that got really cold were our hands, which prompted a stop at a bike store in Augusta to buy some win­ter cycling gloves.

The Emperor passed through the 124,000 mile mark not long after leav­ing the garage for our trip this morning.

Started down, went up, went down, still down.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 10/24/08: 1092

Car Free Sunday

We slept in a lit­tle this morn­ing and then got on the tan­dem for a bike ride before the weather got stink­ing hot. We rode a long loop­ing 15 miles before end­ing up at the west side DD for our usual. By the time we were done we had gone 22 miles and change. After park­ing the bike and clos­ing the garage door, nei­ther of us ven­tured out­side again.

We watched the last 2 episodes of Sea­son Eight of Law & Order: The Mother Ship on a DVD from Net­flix with lunch. This disc was the end in two dif­fer­ent ways, first, it marks our return to one DVD out at a time from Net­flix and sec­ondly, Sea­son 8 is the last of L&O sea­sons of the 20 that is avail­able for rental (except for inex­plic­a­bly, sea­son four­teen.) The after­noon was spent watch­ing the FRS beat the CWS on TBS. And tonight, well, when do you think I’m writ­ing this.

Aiken Railroad Depot

This morn­ing we did our monthly 1/8 Cen­tury Ride (12.5 miles) on the tan­dem around Aiken to pay our bills. It would be more like a Six­teenth Cen­tury if we did it in the short­est way pos­si­ble, but we added a few miles by loop­ing around to the east and com­ing into down­town on Park Avenue pass­ing right by the Aiken Rail­road Depot.

I Got Nothing

We rode our sep­a­rate bikes over the DD on the west side of town for break­fast. We drove the Miata the Miata out to do a lit­tle gro­cery shop­ping and then we drove the Sonata to North Augusta for a BBQ lunch.

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Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 10/24/08: 1022

Plated

As I was park­ing the tan­dem in the garage when we got home from work today I could hear the slightly muted beep of the answer­ing machine. It was sales­man Jerry let­ting us know that the Sonata’s South Car­olina license plate was in and we could come get it when­ever we wanted. Well, we wanted it now, so we changed clothes and headed over to Augusta.

The above pic­ture does not show spiffy new SC plate because it was taken last week­end at Tig­nall Ceme­tery some­where in Geor­gia where we DNF’d a cache. I ran it through an infrared plu­gin and then added the car’s color back in.

Friday The Thirteenth

In honor of today’s date, when it was time to pay for our weekly gro­ceries at Kroger’s, we had the option of three dif­fer­ent very short check out lines and we chose num­ber thirteen.

I’m not going to cre­ate a sep­a­rate page for the mods done to the Sonata like I did for the Miata, because the sec­ond and quite pos­si­bly last mod for it arrived in the mail from South Korea today. The first was tint­ing the win­dows and this one is a home mar­ket badge that goes on the right side of the trunk to bal­ance out the Sonata one on the left. It reads F24GDi. The 24 stands for the 2.4 liter engine, I googled to find out that the GDi stands for Gaso­line Direct injec­tion, but the F I have no idea about. Four cylin­ders maybe?

We rode the bus (AKA the tan­dem) to work today and nary a sin­gle black cat crossed our path.

New Carport?

It had been there for 11 years before some­thing heavy enough landed on the car­port tarp to punc­ture it and it might be another eleven years before it hap­pens again. And it might hap­pen again in 11 days.*

This after­noon on our cycling trip home from work we took a slightly dif­fer­ent route than usual which took us right by one of those portable build­ing places. Right after we passed it we made a u-turn, which, on a tan­dem, takes more road than you might think. We went inside and picked up a brochure for one of those metal carports.

*We hope it waits at least twice that, because we were told that it takes about 3 weeks to get one of those metal car­ports installed.

Oh, This Twinkie Thing, It Ain’t Over Yet


Mirabeau Blue Gen­e­sis Coupe

Bike rode to pay our bills (cable, water, power & doc­tor) this morn­ing and ended up at Atlanta Bread Com­pany for break­fast. Maybe tomor­row I’ll tell the paper cup story.

This after­noon I fixed some­thing, which is a rare occur­rence around here. Last time I went to use the leaf blower it wouldn’t go. The gas line from the tank to the “car­bu­re­tor” was bro­ken. It had dried out and cracked in a cou­ple places. We found a kit at Big Box Home Store and I man­aged to replacethem with­out too much trou­ble. I did have to enlarge one hole in the plas­tic tank to fit one of the plas­tic tubes through. There appears to be a minis­cule bit of leak­age at that point, but I doubt it cre­ates any hazard.

With that repaired, I pro­ceeded to blow the oak pollen clus­ters off the roof and back deck. Donna then took over and cleaned the front walk and dri­ve­way. While she did that, I fin­ished hos­ing the pine pollen off the screened porch, so that maybe we can enjoy our din­ner out on Monday.

Tonight I’m watch­ing the Red Sox — Yan­kees game on ESPN, but lis­ten­ing to it on the WEEI off the ‘net. I’ve tried sev­eral times in the past to do this, but the audio and video never lined up. Tonight, for some rea­son, they are in sync.

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Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 10/24/08: 992

Dog Gone It

Gozque — Span­ish for small yap­ping dog.

The Red Sox finally won a game. The start­ing pitcher for the FRS gave up 6 runs in 7 innings and low­ered his ERA by nearly 10! As a bonus the 9 –6 win came against the dreaded Yankees.

We rode the tan­dem to work today and it was a great ride. It is Spring Break around here for the schools and it is amaz­ing the amount of traf­fic that elim­i­nates. Dur­ing school time we see maybe a dozen cars, but today we were lucky if we saw 3.

My dab­bling in Ubuntu Linux, will always be just that, just dab­bling. Late last night I dis­cov­ered that you can­not stream Net­flix in Linux. Plus I should read my own posts…back last Octo­ber when I loaded it on the lap­top I real­ized that my most used Geo­caching pro­gram doesn’t have a Linux version.

Started down, went up, went down, still down.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 10/24/08: 990

Mr. Aiken & Me

Donna and I went for a lit­tle bike ride this morn­ing. First off we chased the 14% larger moon as it set in the south­east to the Post Office to mail some­thing. Once the moon dis­ap­peared behind the clouds and the enve­lope dis­ap­peared in the slot we headed back north­west to go down­town and drop the power bill in the slot out­side the SCE&G office. While we were that way we stopped in to see what the so-called found­ing father of Our Fair City™ was look­ing at. Near as I can tell he is look­ing down the Alley try­ing to catch a glimpse of a Tipsy McS­tum­bles wait­ress. Thir­teen miles is all our back­sides could stand con­sid­er­ing the last time we were on a bike was, as near as I can fig­ure, around Thanks­giv­ing last year.

After break­fast I went out and rinsed all the pine pollen and tree bits (seedling cov­ers and flow­er­ing things) that were cov­er­ing he Emperor. Because it is early in the spring yuck sea­son I didn’t bother with soap, just water and a towel. Later in the day on a trip to the mall I parked, against the expressed con­sent of my wife, near a tree. In my defense, I fig­ured it was through drop­ping stuff because it had tiny leaves already show­ing. I was half right, it wasn’t drop­ping solid bits, but when we got back to the car it was cov­ered with tiny droplets of sap. At first I con­sid­ered leav­ing it on there giv­ing the pine pollen some­thing to stick mak­ing the Emperor appear to be wear­ing a polka dot­ted robe, but instead when we got home I spent 45 min­utes or so with some Quick Detailer wip­ing off that gunk.

Dur­ing one of the top tran­si­tions while clean­ing the out­side of the car (I also cleaned and pro­tected the leather seats) I noticed that the top was bunch­ing up on the pas­sen­ger side at one of the metal bows. Turns out, right where the bow has the radius between ver­ti­cal and hor­i­zon­tal, the inner dark layer of fab­ric has been sep­a­rated from the tan exte­rior layer. This means that this spot where the top mate­r­ial is very taught, only has one layer of fab­ric there which will prob­a­bly tear in the not too dis­tant future. I’m going to call the top guy over in Augusta to see when he can look at it and deter­mine if it is fix­able or it is new top time. If a new top is required it will be a big dis­ap­point­ment. The OEM top lasted 5 years and this one will have only made it half that long.

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Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 10/24/08: 979

Bike Christmas Tree

On my way back from the doctor’s office this morn­ing I stopped and snapped a photo of this Christ­mas Tree made entirely out of old bicy­cles in front of a “Flea Mar­ket” store. I think I need to go back and shoot from a slightly dif­fer­ent angle so you can read the whole sign read­ing Christ­mas Store. And maybe a lit­tle later in the day, so that there is a hint of dark­ness which might make the string of lights more noticeable.

After hav­ing the weather the last cou­ple of weeks such that mak­ing ice cubes out­side was pos­si­ble at mid­day, this morn­ing when we left for work it pos­i­tively balmy at 38° and this evening we took a small drive with the top down…

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Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 10/24/08: 914

The Emperor’s Repose

The Emperor got to laze around the garage today as Donna and I took advan­tage of the nice weather and the reduced traf­fic of a no-school day to ride the tan­dem into work. This was the first time in a while that we have rid­den on just two days rest and my sit bones were a lit­tle ten­der when we started out this morn­ing, but I for­got all about them by the end of mile one.

Speak­ing of sore, I am going to have to give up rais­ing the Miata’s top while seated in the dri­vers seat for a time. Mon­day morn­ing when putting the top up for the cold drive to work I strained some­thing in my right shoul­der and it still hurts a bit when rais­ing it up over my head.

I am one of the lucky ones because I sit with the seat all the way back and my arm length was just right for hoist­ing the roof up with lit­tle effort. Both shorter and taller dri­vers didn’t line up well for doing the over the shoul­der flip up rou­tine. The folks with roll bars or style bars were usu­ally out of luck doing that pro­ce­dure too. All and all, a lot of Miata own­ers had to raise the top while stand­ing out­side the car. Hope­fully after a cou­ple weeks of rest I will be able to return to my pre­vi­ous ways.

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Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 10/24/08: 904

Let’s Do The Time Warp


Hitch­cock Woods Simplified*

This morn­ing I got up and blew the dust off the sin­gle bikes and filled their tires with air. Donna and I had decided we were going to see what it felt like not to ride the tan­dem. At the last minute I real­ized that the cycle­com­puter clocks were one hour ahead. Dang, I for­got about those a cou­ple weeks ago when day­light sav­ings time ended. As I was break­ing out the instruc­tions on how to change the clocks, Donna said, “For­get about them, let’s go.” Try as I might I felt slightly askew in the space time con­tin­uum the whole time. The weather was so nice that by 10:00 AM (pos­si­bly really 9:00 AM) we had our break­fast at an out­side table at the Atlanta Bread Com­pany near the end of the ride.

As if the 16 mile bike this morn­ing wasn’t enough, Donna, I and a friend went for a 2–1/2 mile walk in Hitch­cock Woods in the after­noon. It was pleas­ant enough that I walked in shorts. Because of the nice weather the woods were busy, we saw a group of two horse rid­ers and then a group of 4 more as we were stand­ing where the above photo was taken. There were also sev­eral peo­ple walk­ing their dogs, includ­ing one woman who was talk­ing on her cell phone while her dog was check­ing us out about 50 yards away from her. As we exited the woods a truck slowed and the woman behind the wheel asked if we had seen a muddy bor­der col­lie. I said no. After she drove off my mind kicked in gear and I remem­bered some­thing. I should have told her yes, the last time I saw that dog was when he was way ahead of you on trail while you yakked on your phone.

*a photo from an over­look near the Chalk Cliffs in Hitch­cock Woods post processed with a fil­ter called Sim­pli­fier by AmphiSoft in Paint Shop Pro

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Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 10/24/08: 902

Two South Carolina Geocache Challenges Finished

Donna and I finally made a day trip to the north­west part of SC to get the final 5 caches we needed to com­plete the South Car­olina DeLorme Chal­lenge [GCVG6Y] (Pages 16, 22 & 23) and the South Car­olina County Chal­lenge [GC1ACWC] (Oconee & Pick­ens). Now we just await approval from the cache own­ers that we have com­pleted them to their sat­is­fac­tion and they will send us the coor­di­nates for the extra spe­cial bonus cache asso­ci­ated with the chal­lenges. The County Chal­lenge one is less than 10 miles from here, but I have no idea where the Delorme one is.

All top tran­si­tions occurred today because the Emperor sat in the garage all day on Fri­day as Donna and I rode the tan­dem to work…

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Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 10/24/08: 860

Laborless Day

Typ­i­cally this is the day we native New Eng­lan­ders con­sider sum­mer over. School would start this week and the morn­ings are cool enough for a light coat or sweater. Then I moved south and all that went out the win­dow, school’s been in ses­sion for a two or three weeks and the morn­ings won’t cool off until the end of this month. But today it felt like I was trans­ported back north. We went for a small bike ride this morn­ing and when I stepped out­side the garage, I turned right around,went back inside and got a long sleeve shirt to wear. At the end of the ride Donna and I sat out­side at the Atlanta Bread Com­pany eat­ing our bagels, drink­ing our cof­fee and read­ing the morn­ing paper and it felt like fall. I would have liked to have been able bot­tle a bit of that to break out one grim win­ter day this com­ing January.

I spend the rest of the morn­ing giv­ing the Emperor his quar­terly wash and wax. Amaz­ing the amount of tiny lit­tle bits of paint that has chipped off the front end of the car in the 111.5k miles it has trav­eled and they are all the more notice­able because the primer under­neath the dark Gar­net Red is white.

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Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 10/24/08: 819

Rule #1

“Car­dio”

Part of it is we have found other inter­ests, part of it is time, part of it is age and when you get right down to it, all those are really the same rea­son. We used to ride thou­sands of mile a year, but now we are down to just hun­dreds. Now we are happy to get out at least on one week­end day and get in a 10–15 mile ride. There is hope that when the weather cools a bit we might stretch the mileage and maybe add a week day com­mute to the Valve Store. We still like to walk in the woods, but that pales in com­par­i­son to the car­dio work out you get from bike ride.

Today we man­aged to get in a dozen miles sur­rounded by a bis­cuit break­fast at Popeye’s (whose ser­vice still sucks, even in the morn­ing when you are the only cus­tomer in the joint.)

Started up, still up.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 10/24/08: 783

Thanks

Slept in a bit this morn­ing and did a short bike ride, 10 miles total, end­ing up at Atlanta Bread Com­pany for break­fast. A bagel each and a large OJ set me back $5 and some change. I swapped my last dol­lar for quar­ters so we could buy the Sun­day Aiken paper, and because it was early with the sun behind some clouds, we ate our meal outdoors.

When we got home the weather wasn’t too bad (it was humid as all get out though) and we were already sweaty, I sug­gested we go out and grab the six caches we didn’t get yes­ter­day. Donna was up for it, so we changed real quick and jumped in the car.

We had quite an assort­ment of styles of caches on the list too. If you look in the geo­caching dic­tio­nary under bush­whack­ing, our first cache would be listed as a prime exam­ple. It is about 350 feet from the road and the only humans who have been in this patch of woods since the earth’s crust cooled are the 63 peo­ple who have found this cache and the 1 per­son who placed it there. Luck­ily it is just a bunch of dense under­brush and pine trees and not much in the way of thorny bushes. Find­ing the black painted may­on­naise jar was not too hard, but because I didn’t set a way point at the park­ing spot, the trip out was a lit­tle longer, and we came out of the woods about 50 yards away from the Emperor. The sec­ond was a short lit­tle 2 stage multi behind a hotel just a lit­tle fur­ther down the road. Num­ber three was a mys­tery cache, you needed to solve a small cross­word puz­zle to come up the coor­di­nates. I solved the puz­zle last week­end and this week­end Donna found the cache. The fourth one on our loop was 5 feet into the trees at a short pull­out on a busy high speed two lane road. The fifth was the very def­i­n­i­tion of one of my favorite geo­caching phrases, “A 35mm film can­is­ter well inte­grated into the envi­ron­ment.” The sixth and last cache of the day was an ammo can next to a tree about 200′ off a back road which required tra­vers­ing a long stretch of scrub grass, cross­ing a picket line of bri­ars before enter­ing a bit of woods.

The best story came from cache #5, called “Ice Ice, Baby” and here is how I logged it on geocaching.com:

Con­sid­er­ing the name of the cache, as we approached in the geo­mo­bile I fig­ured it was going to be some­thing mag­netic stuck to the ice machine out­side. When I stopped in front of the estab­lish­ment the GPSr said there was 165′ more to go. So much for that idea. I went inside to buy a cold drink and my wife went in search of the cache.

I walked inside and the pro­pri­etor was on the phone read­ing bible verses to some­one (it was Sun­day morn­ing after all.) She said hello and I went to the drink cool­ers and pulled out Diet Sprite. As I headed towards the counter she started to wrap up her con­ver­sa­tion, I stopped her from hang­ing up. I had opened my wal­let up and noticed that it was empty, I for­got that I had spent the last 6 dol­lars ear­lier in the day at Atlanta Bread Com­pany for our break­fast. She looked at me ques­tion­ably when I told her not to hang up and I explained that I didn’t have any money and showed her the empty wal­let. I started back towards the cooler with the drink, and she stopped me. She said, “Keep it. It’s hot out­side, I can’t deny you a cold drink. It’s only a dol­lar, it’s not going to kill me and if it does, so be it.” I thanked her and left the store fig­ur­ing my wife must have found the cache by then.

She was sit­ting on a retain­ing wall with a look that I rec­og­nized as defeat. I told her my story, we drank our cold Diet Sprite with grat­i­tude and when we were fin­ished, started the search anew. A cou­ple min­utes later she made the find.

Next Sun­day at around the same time we plan on stop­ping back at that store and buy­ing another cold Diet Sprite and pay­ing two dol­lars for it.

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Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 10/24/08: 762

It's Digital Cable Month 2010

Stopped off at the cable place on the way home from work today. Sat­ur­day the Tour de France starts and to get Ver­sus, the net­work that car­ries the race, we have to upgrade to the Dig­i­tal Plus tier. It costs and extra $20, but it is worth it for the three weeks of Phil Ligget and Paul Sher­win nar­rat­ing the bike race and watch­ing the beau­ti­ful French coun­try­side glide by. While my CSR was fill­ing out the “paper­work” I picked up a chan­nel guide and noticed some­thing called “Value HD” which offers most of the usual cable channel’s HD ver­sions. I asked her how much more would that be, $4.95 came the reply. What the heck, we have a HDTV this year, it’ll be worth the extra five spot to try it out.

We got home and quickly real­ized that we had no real place to put con­verter box. It is a lot larger than last year’s model which fit on top of the tube TV. At first I fig­ured I’d place the flat screen TV on top of the con­verter box, but it was full of holes for cool­ing and I didn’t want to melt the TV’s plas­tic base. Even if there was room, I couldn’t place the box side­ways because there were holes there as well. Next we thought that we could just place it on the floor in front of the armoire, it’s only for a month. I doubted the remote would work with it there with­out hav­ing to hold it high over our heads to get the proper angle to clear the cof­fee table. Didn’t mat­ter, the cables weren’t long enough. It ended up on the empty shelf to the left of the sur­round sound/DVD player, the only down side to this is we have to keep that door open when watch­ing TV. Small price to pay.

The remote they gave me didn’t match the instruc­tion sheet they gave me, so at first I couldn’t pro­gram the cable remote to oper­ate the TV. That meant we now needed two remotes, one for chan­nels and one for vol­ume. I did a inter­net search for the model num­ber of the remote and found sev­eral help­ful sites that would offer me the man­ual — for a fee… But then I decided to RTFM and there on page 3 of the cable company’s book­let were instruc­tions for the remote. Now we are mak­ing progress.

I then started surf­ing through the HD chan­nels and of the approx­i­mately 40 avail­able it seemed like every 4th or 5th was view­able. That’s no good. So I then checked to see if we could get Ver­sus, the whole rea­son for get­ting the con­verter box, and we could (unfor­tu­nately it isn’t offered in HD though.)

As always the Dig­i­tal Plus comes free with the half dozen of each Encore and Starz movie chan­nels. I checked them out see­ing if I could find some­thing to watch and as I surfed them I kept on going past and dis­cov­ered that I could also watch all the pre­mium chan­nels, HBO, Cin­e­max & Showtime.

So, should call and com­plain about the miss­ing HD chan­nels and take the chance that when they cor­rect that they will also yank the free pre­mium movie chan­nels? or should I keep my mouth shut and enjoy the movies and learn to live with­out the miss­ing 2/3s of HD channels?

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Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 10/24/08: 710

Me & the Tin Man

There is a build­ing along the north­west­ern sec­tion of Our Fair City’s bypass that started life as a hard­ware store. That lasted maybe a cou­ple of years and then an auto parts store moved in. It lasted maybe a year. It sat empty for a while before becom­ing an auto paint store which I bet didn’t last 6 months. It has sat empty for a half dozen years since, prob­a­bly because no one else wanted to take a chance of their new busi­ness only last­ing 3 months…

I don’t don’t know when this tin man showed up, but it seems like it might have been there since the very begin­ning. It looks like the per­fect place for a geo­cache, so this morn­ing Donna and hopped on the tan­dem to ride over and check it out, plus grab some break­fast at the some­what nearby Dunkin’ Donuts. We ended up rid­ing for a total of 15 miles.

After the bike ride we hopped in the Emperor and picked up a cou­ple items at Lowes, a few things at Wal­mart and did our weekly gro­cery shop­ping at Krogers. Tonight we made a return dri­ving trip to Lowes for some­thing com­pletely dif­fer­ent and had din­ner out at Chik-fil-A. With all that dri­ving I think we might have equaled the mileage cov­ered via bicy­cle in the morning.

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Geocaching Trifecta

I have often spo­ken here of hit­ting the tri­fecta, but that is in ref­er­ence to eat­ing out all three meals in a sin­gle day. Today we hit the Geo­caching Tri­fecta. We hid a cache, found a cache and we DNF’d a cache.

In other Tri news our neigh­bor the ultra-marathoner saw us drag­ging out the tan­dem for our caching adven­ture and men­tioned that she had gone for bike ride yes­ter­day and has given some con­sid­er­a­tion to maybe try­ing Triathlons.

This prompted Donna to say later in the day we had done our own triathlon today, we rode 14 miles on the bike, took a 1/2 mile walk check­ing on a cache and then taken a shower.

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15 Years Ago

I didn’t have a blog back then, so my cre­ative writ­ing out­let was the Aiken Bike Club’s newslet­ter. I tried to add a lit­tle humor to the meet­ing min­utes and the ride reports, but the most fun came from mak­ing up the Ride Sched­ule. Find an obscure event that hap­pened on a par­tic­u­lar day and spin a title and text from it. Here is the Decem­ber 1994 Aiken Bicy­cle Club Ride Schedule:

Sat Dec 10 — 10:00 AM
SHOOT the ROCK, BAY-BEE! Ride. 98 years ago today in New Haven, CT an event hap­pened ensur­ing that Dick Vitale wouldn’t have to try to make a liv­ing sell­ing cars. Wes­leyan Uni­ver­sity played Yale in the first inter-collegiate bas­ket­ball game. Yale won 39 to 4. Doug Walker is today’s ride coach/announcer. (40 miles/M)

Sun Dec 11 — 1:45 PM
Christ­mas Parade Ride. Once again the club will ride in the Aiken Jaycee’s Christ­mas parade. Deck the bikes with boughs of holly, gar­land, etc. The tack­ier the bet­ter and meet at Weeks where we will ride to our start­ing spot, do the parade thing and ride back home. (10 miles/E)

Sat Dec 17 — 9:00 AM
Sat­ur­na­lia Ride. The mas­ters and the slaves will ride the same trails on the first day of the fes­ti­val in honor of the Roman god of agri­cul­ture, Sat­urn. Meet Brian Bog­a­r­dus with your ATB on the car rack for the trip to the trail­head. (8–12 miles/M)

Sun Dec 18 — 1:00 PM
Extol the Ride Leader Ride. Today’s route will will be fairly cir­cuitous as ride leader Donna Bog­a­r­dus takes the group to every drive-up win­dow on the south­side of Aiken to com­pli­ment the employee behind the slid­ing glass win­dow on the first day of “Tell Some­one They Are Doing A Good Job” Week. (10–15 miles/E)

Sat Dec 24 — 1:00 PM
Christ­mas Eve Ride. If you are not too busy assem­bling tri­cy­cles put some warm spiced, not spiked, cider in your water bot­tle and go for a ride with Doug Walker in search of roasted chest­nuts. (30 miles/M)

Sun Dec 25 — 1:00 PM
I Got Some Really Cool Stuff Ride. Nobody vol­un­teered to lead this ride, but if you want peo­ple to see those new bike related presents, show up and show off. Bring a $1 grab bag type gift for swap­ping. (10–15 miles/E)

Sat Dec 31 — 5:00 PM
First Night Aiken Non Ride. Meet some of your fel­low club mem­bers at this fam­ily ori­ented New Year’s Eve cel­e­bra­tion on Lau­rens Street. Starts at 5:00 PM and runs ‘til the New Year starts. To pur­chase admis­sion but­tons ($5, kids six and under are free) or for more infor­ma­tion stop by the Aiken Cen­ter for the Arts <641‑9094> at 112 Lau­rens St.

Sun Jan 1 — 10:00 AM
New Year’s Day State Park Ride. Steve Nolan is up as ride leader for this Bike Club tra­di­tion. Start out the year the right way! Ride to Aiken State Park, eat some cook­ies, and ride back. (45 miles/M-D)

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Yucca Valley

Yucca ValleyWe saw no yucca plants on the Yucca Val­ley trail in Hitch­cock Woods when we trav­eled it yes­ter­day. I would tell you how far we walked in the woods, but I can’t because our GPSr is bro­ken and hope­fully in Olathe, Kansas by now.

This morn­ing we got up early-ish and rode a big loop end­ing up down­town to pay bills. Unfor­tu­nately the New Moon wasn’t open so we couldn’t get a muf­fin for break­fast. Ended up at Waf­fle House.

After break­fast we drove over to Augusta to take a pic­ture of a hockey puck in front of the James Brown Arena, which is as close to geo­caching as we could get. Have I men­tioned our GPSr is broken?

On the way home from Geor­gia a line of birds started to waltz out out in front of us way out on Pine Log Rd. They got part way and turned around and then as soon as I got by they came back out and com­pleted the trip.

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The End Of Reality

We were up early this morn­ing to ride the tan­dem to work, but as we started down the drive way some­thing was wrong. The back tire was flat. See­ing as this ride was optional, we just parked the bike and Plan B was imple­mented, drive the car. Because we were early instead of fin­ish­ing break­fast and head­ing right to the Bog­a­r­dus­mo­bile there was some time for TV watching.

Dur­ing a break in Sport­cen­ter I surfed the chan­nels until I stum­bled on VH1 play­ing an old Bea­t­les tune, “With a Lit­tle Help from My Friends.” Wow, VH1 is back to play­ing music. They, like their big brother sta­tion MTV, seemed to have aban­doned play­ing music videos in favor of other crap, includ­ing “real­ity” shows, nice to see them back to music videos again.

Wait a minute, that’s not the real John, Paul, George & Ringo, its a com­puter gen­er­ated fac­sim­ile. Turns out it is a video-slash-commercial for some­thing called Rock Band, which as best I can fig­ure is a cross between karaoke, air gui­tar, your TV and an expen­sive gam­ing con­sole. So much for back to reality.

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Historic 1940 Tour de France Picture

Historic 1940 Tour de France PictureBecause folks know I bicy­cle and that my wife and go out of our way to get the cable upgrade just so we can watch the Tour de France every year, I have received this pic­ture via email from co-workers 3 times in the last two days. Ha, ha, ha.

We toke a hike in Hitch­cock Woods this evening and hid our third geo­cache. This one is called “No Horses Allowed” because it is placed along one of the two trails we know of that are closed to horses due to ero­sion con­cerns and or steep­ness. We have got a cou­ple more planned for plac­ing in the woods and then we are going to have to find some other loca­tions. Not that the we are get­ting any­where close to hav­ing caches too near each other, within 500′ is the limit, but when we are done with those two there will be an even dozen in the Woods and that is prob­a­bly plenty.

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Another DNF

Nope, didn’t go geo­caching today. Nor yes­ter­day either for that mat­ter. The F in this case stands for fin­ish, not find. We started to watch a movie from 2001 called Happy Acci­dents that stars Marisa Tomei and Vin­cent D’Onofrio, but stopped after 15 min­utes. It seems like we are on a streak here with not fin­ish­ing movies. In the last six weeks we have received 16 discs from Net­flix and we have DNF’d 6 of them or almost 38%. The ratio is even worse because there were 6 discs of West Wing which are golden to us, so if we for­get about WW the ratio jumps to 60%!

The search for good movies for us is kind of like geo­caching. The stars of the movie are the coor­di­nates and the blurb on the Net­flix page is the cache descrip­tion. Roger Ebert’s Review is the hint and all those reviews on the Net­flix movie page equate to the logs of fel­low geo­cachers. With all that infor­ma­tion, find­ing a good movie should be easy, but some­times you just can’t see it.

The car has sat in the garage all day because we rode the tan­dem around town early this morn­ing pay­ing 3 bills and sav­ing $1.32, so I was going to title this post “The Emperor’s Day Off”, but there is now a pos­si­bil­ity that we may have to make a run to the store for some essen­tials that were missed the other day when we did our weekly gro­cery shopping.

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Untitled

Stage 8 of the TDF resulted in zero change at the top of the leader board. Old Man Lance is still in third place 8 sec­onds out. We are in the Pyre­nees Moun­tains, but today and tomorrow’s stages are the kind that prob­a­bly won’t deter­mine who will win the Tour, but can decide who will lose it. While there are two or more big ass climbs on the stage, they don’t end at the tops, there are 30 to 40 miles of down­hill & flats before the fin­ish line allow­ing any of the con­tenders who is dropped on the climb to catch back up.

Appears that some of the blog’s theme CSS (Cas­cad­ing Style Sheets) con­flicts with the theme stuff that is pro­duced by the stats gen­er­a­tor and I’m not smart enough to know if there is an easy fix and don’t want to spend the time, so I took the easy way out. Just click on this link — Geo­caching Statistics

I guess it is OK to blog about this because the FRS appar­ently don’t need me to jinx tonight’s vic­tory over the sup­pos­edly lousy Kansas City Roy­als because right now their relief pitch­ing is busily snatch­ing defeat from the jaws of vic­tory. When John Smoltz left the game after pitch­ing 5 solid innings they had a 9 to 1 lead. KC scored 5 runs in the sixth. Now after a solo homer in the 7th they have a men on first and sec­ond with nobody out, so now the cur­rent bat­ter rep­re­sents the go ahead run!

At the pool party with the MMC this morn­ing it was pointed out to me that I had mis­spelled retire­ment in my count­down wid­get in the right side­bar. What hap­pened here, either all of my read­ers are as bad as I am when it comes to spelling or you all enjoyed watch­ing me humil­i­ate myself with the Inter­net equiv­a­lent of toi­let paper stuck on the bot­tom of my shoe.

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Unfried Side

At what point does too much adver­tis­ing about a new prod­uct tip over into neg­a­tive feel­ing towards said product?

Finally, after being not lit­er­ally, but fig­u­ra­tively rained out all last week and the first 80% of this week we got to ride the bike into work today.

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National Bike To Work Day…

…is Fri­day, May 15th. Donna and I won’t be rid­ing to work that day, I have a doctor’s appoint­ment across town, so we are rid­ing tomor­row. Which is OK because it will be smack in the mid­dle of Bike to Work Week and it is pretty near the mid­dle of National Bike Month.

I just hope the roads aren’t crowded tomorrow.

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Summer?

We took advan­tage of the early sum­mer weather today to ride the tan­dem into work under the full moon. It was so nice that there were only a cou­ple places on the way to work that a jacket was required and on the way home it would have been per­fect for not a 10–12 mile an hour head­wind on a 1/4 of the jour­ney. It may not be offi­cially spring yet, but it is start­ing to look it, as the Brad­ford Pear trees are bloom­ing. Tomor­row, for one day, it is going to feel like sum­mer with a high in the upper 80’s before return to the more nor­mal 60’s on Thursday.

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What Birthday?

My email to Geoc­i­ties on Sat­ur­day, much to my sur­prise, gen­er­ated a reply. They told me to call their Account Ver­i­fi­ca­tion Depart­ment at 866–850-4303. After 5 min­utes on hold I got a live one. The fel­low who answered the phone was prob­a­bly in India, but his Eng­lish was excel­lent. To ver­ify my sta­tus as web site owner the first ques­tion he asked me was my birth­day, the very first ques­tion that the web site asked, and I told him I wasn’t sure.

I mean who doesn’t know their birth­day right? Well, I know mine, but I don’t remem­ber which one I used when I opened the account. I fig­ured that one day I’d pass along the reigns of the web site to some­one else and should use a date that means some­thing to the bike club. The bike club was formed in 1980, so I thought I picked Jan­u­ary 1, 1980. I was wrong.

When I guessed wrong the guy basi­cally said that is as far as he could go and shipped me off to another depart­ment. More time on hold, but this time after 5 min­utes I hung up. Some­how I’m fig­ur­ing the whole birth­day issue is going to be a problem.

I tried log­ging in again about a half dozen times try­ing var­i­ous bicy­cling related terms as the pass­word, I know the login: aiken­bike­club, but I have no rec­ol­lec­tion of what the pass­word might be. after giv­ing that up in frus­tra­tion, I thought maybe I would try Plan B, I would report the ABC site for vio­lated the Geoc­i­ties Term of Ser­vice. After pok­ing around a bit I man­aged to find the form for report this egre­gious vio­la­tion. After fill­ing out the form and hit­ting the sub­mit but­ton I ended up at a Page Not Found error page. Nice. I tried a cou­ple more times with the same results.

Looks like I’m just going to have to change my home phone number…

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Lucky Duck

For the sec­ond time this week we chick­ened out of bicy­cling because of dire weather pre­dic­tions, so we drove, but Monday’s dense fog and today’s morn­ing rain never materialized.

This morn­ing about a mile from home, while pulling away from a stop sign we both noticed a rustling in the bushes between two houses. There was some sort of ani­mal, mostly white, mov­ing towards the road, fast, so I slowed. Sure enough it ran right out in front of us and in typ­i­cal ani­mal fash­ion, noticed the head­lights and stopped right in our lane. So I hit the brakes, hop­ing it was in time, watched as white faded from view and waited for the thump.

Didn’t hap­pen, our lucky opos­sum scur­ried across the road and dis­ap­peared into the woods.

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Metal

On our bicy­cling route to work there is one house we pass that has a small screened-in porch. On that porch are two large dogs, I haven’t seen them because of the way the porch is sit­u­ated, but they sound large and I’m glad they are kept inside. Def­i­nitely on the way to work and most times on the way home, we are the only traf­fic on the road this house is on, but we can not get within 25 yards of it before the dogs start bark­ing. They bark con­tin­u­ously until we are prob­a­bly 25 yards down the road past them. We are not usu­ally talk­ing at this point in the ride, it is flat so we aren’t doing any gear shift­ing, we are just ped­al­ing along with the only sound being the whir of the chain and invari­ably those two dogs start rais­ing a ruckus long before we get any­where near them.

I think James Cameron must have been a bicy­clist and had sim­i­lar expe­ri­ences with dogs hear­ing him com­ing a long way off because he includes a bit in the Ter­mi­na­tor movies about humans using dogs to detect the cyborgs (AKA Metal.) If dogs can hear a com­po­nent of the high pitched bicy­cle chain noise from a ways off it stands to rea­son that they also can pick up the sound of a motor mov­ing a metal joint encased in a layer of human flesh.

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It’s All Over Now

The Con­stant

The Other Woman

We watched Episodes 74 & 75 of 82 tonight, so tech­ni­cally we’ve watched this whole week’s worth of shows already and the rate of two a night we will be through with Sea­son 4 by Fri­day and Sea­son 5 doesn’t start until almost 3 weeks after that.

Episode #74, The Con­stant, took place on Christ­mas Eve in Lost time, missed it by 5 days. When we started rewatch­ing them from the begin­ning, I started on a Mon­day with the shows spaced so that we would fin­ish up a cou­ple days before the next sea­son started, maybe I should have sched­uled them to line up with island time, Sea­son 1 started on Sep­tem­ber 22, 2004 and Sea­son 4 ends on New Year’s Eve 2004. Maybe next year (as long as when Ben moved the island in time he just jumped exactly in years and didn’t shift days.)

It is almost a good thing because I have really wanted to stop writ­ing the lit­tle episode syn­op­sizes, because Sea­son 4 is where the show got far out there (if that was even pos­si­ble for this show that has been water ski­ing around a school of sharks look­ing for a ramp ever since the get go.) The season’s arc was intrigu­ing, we find out that six peo­ple got res­cued and we find out early on who five of them are (turns out we knew the sixth, but the pro­duc­ers were being cagey) and through out the episodes we see those 5 peo­ple scat­tered amongst sev­eral sep­a­rate loca­tions and cir­cum­stances and they are only brought together in the sea­son finale. But sev­eral of the goings on lead­ing up to the res­cue are like jig­saw puz­zle pieces that look like they came from a dif­fer­ent puzzle.

We took the tan­dem out for a cou­ple three miles as a sort of a shake­down cruise for it and us. Things worked well, mechan­i­cal and phys­i­cal, and if the hel­met mounted lamp arrives tomor­row as planned we are going to ride the bike to work on New Year’s Eve.

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Merry Christmas

I thought I was through with my Christ­mas gifts, but after yes­ter­day morn­ing, turns out I needed 2 more.

The Cat­eye LED head­light we bought a cou­ple months ago does a decent job of light­ing the road in a 4 foot diam­e­ter cir­cle about 20 yards ahead of the bicy­cle. That, along with the ail­ing Nite Hawk incan­des­cent head­light fill­ing in the gap between the front tire and the LED spot, for­ward travel is pretty well illu­mi­nated. But turn­ing cor­ners is tricky because the lights are on the han­dle­bars, they only see what’s around the cor­ner once the bike is actu­ally turned.

Yes­ter­day morn­ing about two miles into our 6–1/4 trip to work I turned onto a street that turned out to to be cov­ered with leaves. Because of the light­ing setup I didn’t know there were leaves there until we were cross­ing over them. Coast­ing at about 10–12 miles an hour the front tire slipped out from under me. Before I could even get out the O in OH SHIT, we were down and skid­ding to a stop on the ground. What took the brunt of the impact was the right front pan­nier that was loaded with my clothes and I think that saved both of us from a rougher land­ing. We got up, checked for any seri­ous dam­age to us or the bike, I reat­tached the pan­nier and we ped­aled slowly up the street. Because we less than half way to work we opted to turn around, pedal home and then drive the car in.

The bike appears fine except for scrapes on the right ped­als and the tape on the right side of the han­dle­bars where they skid­ded on the pave­ment. The attach­ment hook on that right front pan­nier needed to be rebent back into its nat­ural shape. The cap­tain has some road rash on the right knee that makes wear­ing pants uncom­fort­able, a sore left thigh that prob­a­bly got poked with the han­dle­bar and a ten­der right wrist from hit­ting who knows what. The stoker got a small cut on her right leg and a fairly sore shoul­der. Both prob­a­bly have bruises that will mate­ri­al­ize in a cou­ple days.

The right knee of my tights was shred­ded in the fall so I had to order a set online today. I also ordered another LED head­light, but this one has a hel­met light so that I can aim it around cor­ners by look­ing that way so as to avoid nasty sur­prises like yesterday.

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I Led You Here, Sir, For I Am Spartacus

While we were rid­ing the tan­dem to work this morn­ing I saw some­thing or thought of some­thing that I should blog about tonight. Of course I didn’t write it down. On the way home from work the same idea reoc­curred, once again I didn’t write it down, so you won’t get to read about it.

It’s hol­i­day time, so there are good­ies around prac­ti­cally every cor­ner at work and because I have no self con­trol, I eat some­thing each time I pass some­thing. On Tues­day I started keep­ing track of all the hand­fuls of what­not I con­sumed, retroac­tive to Mon­day, with the though of blog­ging about that today, but after writ­ing it all down the totals weren’t nearly as spec­tac­u­lar sound­ing as I imag­ined, so I scratched that idea.

Even though they play the song That Thing You Do about 10 times in the 1–3/4 hours the movie runs, I still like watch­ing it. And I did again tonight.

One of Ron White’s bits con­tains this quote: “…once you’ve seen one woman naked, you… wanna see the rest of ‘em naked.” I’m not sure what he’d think of these women, or these

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Creepy Nutcracker

If you have small chil­dren it may be best if you don’t let them check the mail for the next few weeks, unless of course, unlike me, you don’t think this year’s Christ­mas Nut­crack­ers Stamps are creepy.

We went out this after­noon and cleaned the rest of the leaves off the dri­ve­way and side­walks and such. After­ward I pulled the car out of the garage and gave it a wash­ing. It was pretty dirty from the rains of a cou­ple weeks ago and the drench­ing it got last Sat­ur­day on the trip back from HHI. Maybe tomor­row I’ll pull it back out and give it a wax.

For the first time in a while we went for a bike ride today. At first we were going to ride our sin­gle bikes this after­noon, but changed it to the tan­dem tonight. We went out around 7 PM when it was fully dark and cruised a cou­ple neigh­bor­hoods look­ing at Christ­mas lights.

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Exodus — Part 1

Episode 23’s off island flash­backs fea­ture a lot of the main char­ac­ters in the Syd­ney Air­port get­ting ready to depart while on island we see the last fran­tic con­struc­tion on the raft as it gets ready to depart. Mean­while the crazy French Chick arrives with a warn­ing that the “Oth­ers” are com­ing. Jack thinks they should all hide in the hatch, but it still can’t be opened prompt­ing a French Chick lead trip to the black rock to get some dynamite.

We rode the tan­dem to work today and it was chilly enough (low 50s) that I wore tights and we both wore some light knit gloves. We have been using a Nite­Hawk Pro Dual for com­mut­ing that we have had for what seems like ages (maybe 10 years?) It is start­ing to show its age as the light out­put is nearly non exis­tent when we pull into the park­ing lot after just under a half hours worth of rid­ing. You can buy a replace­ment bat­tery for $55, but even when brand new it was only good for an hour and a half (plus the bat­tery weighs about 2 lbs.) Instead I decided to try one of the newer LED lights, after a bit of inter­net research I opted to try a Cat­eye EL-530 which I found at Nash­bar for forty bucks.

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Confidence Man

Show eight and that fin­ishes up the sec­ond DVD. This one was about Say­wer mostly, both on and off island. And after sev­eral shows that included scenes where the attrac­tive female cast mem­bers showed some skin (as much as you can get away with on net­work TV), this episode fea­tured the ex model Josh Hol­loway look­ing good in a suit and totally out of it.

Octo­ber is Breast Can­cer Aware­ness Month and today’s Augusta Chron­i­cle was printed on pink paper. I thought maybe I’d get in on the fun too and changed the back­ground to pink for the next 31 days. Ladies, get a mam­mo­gram, it may be uncom­fort­able (OK, maybe even painful), but early detec­tion can lit­er­ally save your life.

The top on the car didn’t tran­si­tion today because it spent it in the garage.

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Pilot — Part 2

Show 2 of 82. Does this photo look famil­iar? I think it does. Just six days ago I posted a photo I had taken of the Shan­non Ruther­ford “Action” Fig­ure that was based on the scene from this episode.

After Sun­day’ games the FRS had a magic num­ber of 1 for clinch­ing a wild card play­off spot. They were also only 1–1/2 games out of first place and win­ning the divi­sion was once again in play. But last night they lost and Tampa Bay won drop­ping them back to 2–1/2 games behind. Because the Yan­kees had the night off the play­off clinch­ing magic num­ber remained at one. Tonight the Yanks are win­ning and Tampa Bay has won the first game of their dou­ble­header and although the FRS are win­ning, they are mak­ing it look hard, they are up by only one run and the Indi­ans have loaded the bases the last two innings. Update: The FRS man­aged to stave off defeat and are going to the playoffs.

The weather has turned pos­i­tively March like all of a sud­den here, High near 80, low in the upper 50s and 20 MPH winds. Even though it is our long days and 1 hour ear­lier start, we got up even ear­lier so we could ride the tan­dem to work. The good thing about the extra hour early start, there is nobody, and I mean nobody, on the road at that time. The good thing about the wind is it is com­ing from a direc­tion that makes it a tail­wind on the way home.

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Pardon The Interuption


Flicker Field in Hitch­cock Woods.

That’s a photo from last Sunday’s hike. We went for a bike ride this morn­ing, but are plan­ning on a walk in the woods tomor­row. Sorry for the lack of words recently. Suf­fer­ing from a lit­tle bit of BA.

 

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Dude Where’s Your Car?

That’s right, we rode the tan­dem to work today. Even though Trop­i­cal Storm Han­nah has weak­ened and there was only a 30% chance of rain we still got slightly damp on the ride home.

Han­nah also played havoc with the MMC’s sched­uled trip to the Food Lion Auto Fair in Char­lotte, NC. The Club (and I use that term loosely) had planned on going to the Spring ver­sion ear­lier this year, but it was going to be a rainy day, so we can­celed and resched­uled to go to the fall ver­sion. Well, some­body is try­ing to tell us some­thing, like don’t go, because there is a 60% chance of rain there tomor­row too.

If it was only, say an hour away, we might have taken a chance, but to get there it is at least 2–1/2 hours which is just too long a trip to end up in the rain.

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Where’s The Car?

We rode the tan­dem to work today and the Emperor spent the day in the air con­di­tioned lux­ury of the garage at home. The ride in was great, because it is our early week we started rid­ing at a few min­utes before 5:30 AM, there was zero traf­fic and the tem­per­a­ture was 70° with a lit­tle bit of fog. The ride home wasn’t too bad, even though it was sunny and 90°.

Donna and I took our usual walks around the perime­ter of the park­ing lot all three times today and each and every time we came to the far cor­ner I would see that empty park­ing spot and for an instant won­der what hap­pened to the car.

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Bike Cam III

We rode the tan­dem to work today because it was the first day this week that the after­noon rain chance was less than 50%. I mounted the cam­era on the Pho­to­jojo Bike­Cam and off we went.

It was still dark when we started, so the first cou­ple of shots were noth­ing more than a lot of dark with a vague yel­low head­light “shadow” in the mid­dle of the frame. The ones at the fin­ish were lit well enough, but unin­ter­est­ing. The best of the bunch, at least I think so, was the photo above from the mid­dle of the jour­ney where was just enough light to tell it is morn­ing, but not enough to set a fast shut­ter speed.

Kind of an impres­sion­ist view of our commute.

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Looks Like It Is Coming Down On Lansdowne Street

This used to be my Win­dows wall­pa­per, until the 6th inning of tonight’s game when the Angels scored 5 runs. The FRS dropped 2 of 3 to the MFY over the week­end and it looks like they are going to be swept by LA in this 3 game series. Both Tampa and NY won ear­lier today, so in just a few more min­utes the Red Sox will be three games out of first and only one game ahead of the Yanks. Oh, well, at least I’m not a Braves fan (sorry Mark.)

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How To Bike Ride Home In 42 Easy Steps

Even though it was Thurs­day, it was the last day of our work week, so we rode the tan­dem in. Because it was our nine hour day we needed to be into work an hour ear­lier, so the alarm went off at 4:45AM. FYI, even though the days are still quite long because of the sea­son it is very dark at half past five in the morn­ing, but we have a red strob­ing tail light and a nice bright bat­tery pow­ered head­light so we can see and be seen.

After work I mounted the cam­era in the Pho­to­jojo Bike­Cam Mount and doc­u­mented our 6–1/2 mile ride home. I took 42 pic­tures and uploaded them to Flickr. You can watch a slideshow by click­ing HERE. Once it opens up, click on the i in the cir­cle so you can read along. If you are not from around here most of the com­ments won’t mean any­thing, but hey, read­ing them might dis­tract you from the fact that they might be tilted or blurry. (Did I men­tion that they are totally unedited in any way?) Tomor­row I’ll work on plac­ing them on a google map so you can see the route. (Can’t hardly wait, can you?)

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Bike Cam II

Tried out Ver­sion 1.1 my Pho­to­jojo Bike­Cam tonight. The lock washer helped because the clamp around the han­dle­bar didn’t come loose at all dur­ing our nearly 12 mile neigh­bor­hood jaunt. But, you just knew a but was com­ing didn’t ya, the cam­era still had a ten­dency to rotate from fac­ing straight for­ward. My guess is because this doesn’t work like a real tri­pod, i.e. the screw doesn’t bot­tom out in the camera’s tri­pod socket, no mat­ter how much you tighten it, it is still going to rotate.

Because the cam­era is off cen­ter on the han­dle­bars, the tri­pod mount is off cen­ter, the cam­era is stick­ing up at the end of a 2″ long screw, the tires have 90p.s.i. in them and the roads are not real smooth, 90% of the images I’ve taken so far have been blurry. Even the un-blurry ones aren’t what you’d call pho­tographs (snap­shots maybe), so what is going to let the world know you are tak­ing these pic­tures on a mov­ing bicy­cle and are not just snapped by some­one from another planet who has never even heard of photography?

You include the bicy­cle. If you look at the very bot­tom of the first pic­ture you can see a shadow of my hel­meted head. Not real obvi­ous. When life hands you lemons, you should make some Mike’s Hard Lemon­ade. When the cam­era kept rotat­ing bit by bit, an idea popped into my head, why not rotate it nearly 90° and include some of my hand/arm. I think ide­ally I should fig­ure out how mount the cam­era in a ver­ti­cal man­ner and using the widest angle avail­able include just a bit of the front tire. Maybe I can work that out with my Gorilla Pod.

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Bike Cam

My first attempt with Ver­sion 1.0 my new Pho­to­jojo Bike­Cam. They adver­tise it as all it takes is $10 + 10 min­utes to make a cam­era mount for your bike. The cost was free because I actu­ally had all the bits and pieces lay­ing around, but it took about 15 min­utes to find all the bits in my *20-year draw.

Half way through the ride I found a bug that I will have to fix for Ver­sion 1.1, the cam­era started to rotate because the vibra­tion of the ride had loos­ened the nut on the clamp. The fix should be a sim­ple mat­ter of swap­ping out of the plain washer for a lock­ing kind.

I want to take a sort of strobe movie of our com­mute to work, you know take a pic­ture every cou­ple of min­utes and make a lit­tle ani­ma­tion out of it. May have to do it on the way home though because the ride in is on the ragged edge of dawn.

Changed the oil and rotated the tires on the Emperor tonight about 800 miles past my usual main­te­nance point (oh well, bet­ter late than never) in prepa­ra­tion for a pos­si­ble trip to Charleston. We were going to leave in the morn­ing right after the MMC July break­fast, but we are now going to wait to make a deci­sion until after the Tour de France cov­er­age around lunchtime. It is going to depend on what hap­pens with a storm that is just off the coast.

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Goo Goo Eyes

Today we rode the tan­dem into work and our arrival time was around 15 min­utes before the open­ing bell, so to speak, for most of the hourly employ­ees, so quite a few of them were sit­ting under the break area awning get­ting in one last smoke before going to work. Unfor­tu­nately the bike rack where we are sup­posed to park is like 15 feet from the awning, so Donna and I have to unload our lunches and change of clothes right in front of the crowd.

Now a per­son on a bicy­cle is a rare enough sight as it is, but put two peo­ple on a long ass bike and we are talk­ing parade level atten­tion. One of the engi­neers was arriv­ing at the same time and as he walked up to the build­ing he noticed us unload­ing, but what he found most eye-catching was not us, but the looks of all the other employ­ees openly gawk­ing at Donna and I. He said nearly every­one was look­ing in our direc­tion with sort of an incred­u­lous look, as if they were think­ing to them­selves that no sane per­son would ride that thing.

Yes­ter­day we had a very busy day, so instead of com­ing home and cook­ing some­thing we dined out at what used to be one of our favorite south­side eater­ies, Wing Place (why it “used to be” is the sub­ject of another post.) When we were fin­ished eat­ing and head­ing for the door there was also a mom leav­ing with her daugh­ter just in front of us. The girl was some­where between to ages of seven and ten, very cute, with long curly light col­ored hair, a big ol’ smile and the largeest eyes you ever saw. I really noticed the eyes because they were aimed directly at me. This girl was star­ing at me like I was a movie star or a pony.

As it turned out, mom and daugh­ter were parked next to us in the park­ing lot, so we were more or less fol­low­ing them. About half way towards the cars I got another look from the lit­tle girl. Donna won­dered if I dripped a bunch of ranch dip­ping sauce down the front of my shirt and she hadn’t noticed. Mom loaded the lit­tle girl in the back of their Jeep Wran­gler as we got into the Miata. The girl was look­ing over at me, with an almost wist­ful expres­sion, like maybe she was wish­ing it was her get­ting into the Miata instead of Donna. As the mom was going around to the driver’s side of their vehi­cle we put the top down. The girl was still look­ing our way with her big eyes and her chin in her hands with her elbows on the side of the Jeep and I could swear she let out a sigh of regret, it was almost creepy.

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Watched Way Too Much TV

Except for an early morn­ing bike ride & two trips out for din­ner, I watched a lot of TV today.

Three hours of bicy­cle rac­ing, 2 hours of orphaned sci-fi, three and a half hours of base­ball, plus one and a half hours of orphaned Eng­lish police com­edy.

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The End of G.A.B.B.

G.A.B.B. 7 in 1998 was the last time we did it. What started as a fun thing to do for a few fel­low co-workers had turned into a chore. What was one day a year turned into 4 dif­fer­ent days for the four dif­fer­ent start times. There was all the arrang­ing for t-shirts and break­fast, find­ing some­one to ferry in the good­ies and other people’s cloth­ing, arrang­ing to bor­row bikes for peo­ple who didn’t have one of their own, etc. so I was look­ing for an excuse to stop doing it when the per­fect one dropped in my lap.

Willie worked in the back of the plant and on a slightly ear­lier start and end time because of his job, so at quit­ting time for him, the rest of the plant was still hard at work. Maybe some­one took excep­tion to Willie rolling his bicy­cle through the plant on his way home and com­plained to HR. Or maybe it was an office per­son from up front com­plained about Donna and my bicy­cles parked in our respec­tive cubi­cles, we never got the full story, but in the fall of 1998 a bike rack was placed out­side near the entrance and bicy­cles were no longer allowed in the build­ing. Hav­ing had my fair share of bicy­cles stolen from racks in my life­time I refused to ride to work and take a chance on it hap­pen­ing again.

When I informed HR in the spring of 1999 that I wouldn’t be doing the ride that year because their rack wasn’t big enough to hold the 12–15 bicy­cles of the rid­ers and I didn’t want to have to round up that many bicy­cle locks, they offered an excep­tion for the event. I declined the offer.

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Gabby

Another thing I stuffed in people’s mail­boxes was my ver­sion of the Get to ASCO By Bike FAQ in the model of a Dear Abby column:

Gabby: When is this GABB thing?
Dear Inquir­ing Mind: This year it is Fri­day, May 19th, for the 8 o’clock peo­ple and Fri­day, June 23rd, for the 7 o’clock crowd. As in the past, we will leave from the dri­ve­way of Brian & Donna Bogardus’s home one hour sub­se­quent to work starting.

Gabby: I live a long way from the there. Do I have to ride my bike all the way there, and then turn around and ride 6–1/2 more miles to work?
Dear Farout: No, your best bet is to toss the bike in the trunk and drive over to 778 Board­man Road. If you ride the extra miles you will burn enough calo­ries to eat an extra dough­nut guilt free upon arrival at ASCO, but you will prob­a­bly be the sub­ject of scorn and ridicule from the other rid­ers. Jeal­ousy is an ugly thing.

Gabby: What if I get to work and decide that 6–1/2 miles of bike rid­ing is all any sane per­son should attempt in one day? How do I get home?
Dear One-way: We will have a Star Trek style tran­porter avail­able to beam you and your bike back to Board­man Road. Tech­nol­ogy is not cheap though. Even with the com­pany sub­si­diz­ing 50% of the cost, you will still need a cool half-a-million bucks to take advan­tage of this ser­vice. There is a cheaper solu­tion though, bum a ride after work with a co-worker to Board­man Road where you get in your car, drive back to ASCO and get your bike. Or find some­one with a pickup truck to take you and your bike back to the start. Or get to work and sell the bike to some sucker and use the money for cab fare.

Gabby: What clothes should I wear when rid­ing the bike?
Dear Fash­ion­able: Skin tight shiny lycra stuff is not needed, but the padding that comes with bike spe­cific shorts will be entirely wel­come on the ride home. Com­fort­able shorts and a T-shirt are just fine. The usual shoes, socks and skivvies are optional but would be a nice touch. I would love to see every­one wear­ing a bicy­cle hel­met. But if you don’t have one and want one, no big deal, we’ve got a cou­ple of extra 2 quart saucepans that can be duct taped to your noggin.

Gabby: Will I get all sweaty and stinky?
Dear Dainty: Yes, you will prob­a­bly per­spire a small amount. As for being stinky… Not really, unless you sub­scribe to the bathing once a month is enough the­ory and nor­mal shower day is the 20th. Wait at least 15 min­utes after you have arrived at work, this gives the body a chance to stop sweat­ing, then wet one half of a hand towel and take it into a stall in the appro­pri­ate gender’s rest room and wipe down with the wet end and dry off with the other.

Gabby: Com­bin­ing the above 2 ques­tions I have con­cluded that I will have to spend my work­day attired in sweaty shorts ensem­ble. Ewwww!
Dear Fash­ion­ably Dainty: You could buy a $35 rack for your bike and spend another $50 on fancy bike bags so that you could carry a change of cloth­ing. Or you could tie your work pants and shirt to the seat tube and tape your tie and belt to the ends of the han­dle­bars . Just bring your work clothes and/or lunch in a bag because we will have a vehi­cle to carry your stuff to the plant.

Gabby: You ride your bike to work all the time and I hear it takes you less than a half an hour to get there. With me being a novice at this cycling thing it will prob­a­bly take me a lot longer. You’re not going to take off at the halfway mark and leave me cycling alone in an unfa­mil­iar part of town are you?
Dear Neo­phyte: No, this is only an exhi­bi­tion, not a com­pe­ti­tion, so please no wager­ing. We are doing this for the fun of it, so we will ride as slow as the slow­est rider. But if you are so slow that it jeop­ar­dizes our arrival to ASCO on time you will be asked to grab hold of the bumper of a pass­ing vehi­cle to help speed things along.

Gabby: As Tem­ple­ton the Rat from Charlotte’s Web would say, “What’s in it for me?”
Dear Curi­ous: Aside from the cama­raderie of huff­ing and puff­ing up a hill with your fel­low cyclists? For one the there is the 2 course break­fast (1. cof­fee 2. dough­nuts.) For another you will get a spiffy T-shirt that can be worn with pride and not too much embar­rass­ment. Most impor­tantly you can recap­ture your long lost youth, the joy of trav­el­ing under your own power, the wind in your thin­ning hair, and the sound of base­ball cards hit­ting the spokes.

Gabby: When will I get my GABB T-shirt?
Dear Anx­ious: The shirts will be passed out the morn­ing of the ride. You can wear it while you bike ride to ASCO, or you could save it and wear it at work, or you could just hide it your closet if you don’t like the color purple.

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G.A.B.B.

Donna and I rode the tan­dem to work today. We were not the only ones to Get to ASCO By Bike either, two other folks did as well. One was of course Mr. Bike Com­muter Numero Uno, Willie, and an engi­neer from the front office, Gerry. While at an office func­tion this morn­ing, cake and insults for a co-worker who is leav­ing, Donna and I asked Gerry how far he rode and which way he came. His com­mute is almost twice as long as ours and he comes a direct route that takes him up busy US1 for the last mile and a half. We tried to explain our route that avoids that sec­tion of road, but couldn’t really get it across.

I got back to my desk to print out a Google map, but then real­ized I had some­thing already drawn up show­ing our route from way back in the 90’s when we used to do a bike ride to work for other com­pany employ­ees dur­ing May (National Bike Month.) I got the com­pany to spon­sor the event and they bought dough­nuts, bagels and cof­fee for the first year. The sec­ond year I talked them into T-shirts for the rid­ers as well as break­fast. The first ride attracted 5 rid­ers with Donna and I included to a peak at year 5 with over 30 rid­ers on 2 dif­fer­ent morn­ing rides and an after­noon one for sec­ond shift. One year we even had a small group ride in at 11:00PM for 3rd shift.

Every year I would try and entice folks to ride start­ing in the begin­ning of May with fly­ers and what not stuck in their mail­boxes. For the third year I did a mock David Let­ter­man Top Ten Rea­sons to Ride to ASCO (keep in mind that it was 1994, so some of them are time sensitive.)

From the Home Office in Sioux City, Iowa.…

David Letterman’s Top Ten Rea­sons for Doing GABB 3

10. Guar­an­teed not to get a speed­ing ticket like a cer­tain talk show host.
9. To train for 1996 Olympic Games in Atlanta.
8. Really cool noise that base­ball cards make when hit­ting the spokes.
7. Lots safer than next month’s Get to ASCO By Sky­div­ing.
6. After the ride, pos­te­rior will still feel bet­ter than Michael Fay’s.
5. Never really appre­ci­ate the beauty of the Taj Mahal when speed­ing by in a car.
4. More thrilling than Space Moun­tain at Dis­ney World when cars pass by real close going 55 M.P.H.
3. Sharon Stone and Tone Loc will be at the post ride party.
2. Day­light Dough­nuts are a lot more nutri­tional than the usual Hardee’s Sausage Bis­cuit.
and the #1 rea­son for doing GABB 3…
This year’s T-shirt will be ISO 9002 certified.

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Be Careful What You Wish For

Last night we went for a lit­tle bike ride with the express pur­pose of end­ing up down­town for an ice cream cone. We almost blew it, didn’t real­ize that they closed at eight o’clock on week nights and we walked in just before quit­ting time. When we left the store, one of the employ­ees fol­lowed us to the door and flipped the sign from OPEN to CLOSED. As we sat on the chairs on the side­walk out­side the Sweet Cow Cream­ery sev­eral peo­ple had to turn away empty handed. I almost felt bad sit­ting there eat­ing my cup of Moose Tracks, almost.

One of the young guys who worked there when he fin­ished mop­ping the floor, came out to take down the ice cream cone shaped flag. When he passed by us Donna asked him, “Because you work here, do you get to eat all the ice cream you want?” “Yep,” he replied. “Ever eat too much?” “Yeah,” he told us, “made myself sick a cou­ple of times.” As he walked back inside he said, “Be care­ful what you wish for.”

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Disappearing Profiles

Dear Brian,

We wanted to let you know we will be elim­i­nat­ing Pro­files, the fea­ture that allowed you to set up sep­a­rate DVD Queues under one account, effec­tive Sep­tem­ber 1, 2008.

Each addi­tional Pro­file Queue will be unavail­able after Sep­tem­ber 1, 2008. Before then, we rec­om­mend you con­sol­i­date any of your Pro­file Queues to your main account Queue or print them out.

While it may be dis­ap­point­ing to see Pro­files go away, this change will help us con­tinue to improve the Net­flix web­site for all our customers.

If you have any ques­tions, please go to http://www.netflix.com/Help?p_faqid=3962 or call us any­time at 1 (888) 638‑3549. We apol­o­gize for any inconvenience.

- The Net­flix Team

This showed up in my inbox a cou­ple of days ago. Nice. Donna and I love this fea­ture as it allows us to keep movies and TV shows sep­a­rate. That way when a movie gets returned a movie comes back, when a TV show gets watched a TV show comes back. With­out this fea­ture we are going to have to micro-manage our soon to be sin­gle rental queue to keep the mix in that order. I’m a lit­tle miffed at what they are doing and how they are han­dling it, I even signed an online peti­tion, but they are still going to be the best game in town. Since join­ing Net­flix back in 2000 we have prob­a­bly been in a brick & mor­tar video store a dozen times and every time we do, on the way out the door we say, “Thank God for Netflix.”

For kicks this morn­ing we went for a bike ride and for the first time in about 3 years we rode sep­a­rate bikes. Very quirky for the first half dozen miles, but seemed nor­mal by the sec­ond half of the ride. The choice of rid­ing a tan­dem or a sin­gle bike has both pros and cons that pretty much even out, so we have decided to toss the sin­gle bikes back into the mix with a lit­tle more reg­u­lar­ity than once every three years.

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Changed Our Minds

We went back to Kohl’s to look one more time at the com­forter set we really liked last week and loved on the web page. Nei­ther one of us were thrilled with it this week. So we looked around and picked out some­thing dif­fer­ent. Then to coor­di­nate (we hope) we bought a sep­a­rate box­pleat bed­skirt and a cou­ple stan­dard pil­low shams in a color called Incense. Tomor­row we think we’ll head to Bed, Bath and Beyond to get a set of sheets using a 20% off coupon we got in the mail.

My god­son Gnorm is famous. I’m hop­ing he doesn’t see the link that CT posted in his com­ment for yesterday’s entry, might take the euphoric winds right out of his sails.

We rode the tan­dem to work today and when we got home we hopped in the car went shop­ping in Augusta and drove home the long way, over the dam at Lake Thur­mond. Good thing our pri­mary pur­pose of cycling to work isn’t to save gas, because our lit­tle evening trip negated about a weeks worth bicy­cle commuting.

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Saved A Couple Bucks This Morning, But Spent Them Later

Rode the “Bus” into work today. Not mass tran­sit, but our own alter­na­tive fuel vehi­cle, the tan­dem. I call it the Bus because com­pared to a sin­gle bike the tan­dem rides and dri­ves like one com­pared to a sin­gle bike. We didn’t really do it to save the gas money, but because we have been threat­en­ing to get back to bik­ing to work for the longest time and today was the day. We have vowed to ride to work every other Fri­day, you know, the one we actu­ally work. We are also going to try and take a ride on the Fri­day we are off work, weather permitting.

Speak­ing of weather per­mit­ting, we don’t let any­thing below a 50% chance frighten us off, so today’s weather call­ing for a 20% chance of after­noon thun­der show­ers was a non-issue. Until about an hour before quit­ting time. The skies out­side dark­ened and fear­ing a repeat of Tuesday’s hail I checked the weather radar. At first glance it looked like we were in trou­ble as there was a long line of orange and red south of Aiken and Augusta, but when put in motion that line wasn’t really mov­ing north. Still, the plain green was spread­ing our way, so it looked like it would be a wet ride home.

We had a cou­ple of offers from co-workers with pick ups for a lift home, but declined them because if it was rain­ing, we and the bike would prob­a­bly get just as wet load­ing the bike up and on the drive. By the time we left it had been rain­ing for a while and had slowed to a sprin­kle, so the roads were wet. Turns out that is where most of our wet­ness came from because as we got closer to home the rain stopped and the roads had dried. Just as we made it home it did start to rain again, but too late to soak us.

The Emperor didn’t go to work, but it did get out this evening. We went out to eat with friends and then did a lit­tle more shop­ping for the final acces­sories for the green bath­room, a set of tow­els, a tooth­brush holder and a shower cur­tain, leav­ing just need­ing one more thing, a liq­uid soap dispenser.

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Charlie Wilson’s War

Joanne Her­ring: Why is Con­gress say­ing one thing and doing noth­ing?
Char­lie Wil­son: Well, tra­di­tion mostly.

Julia Roberts has a throw away role, Tom Hanks is excel­lent, but this is Philip Sey­mour Hoffman’s movie and he is great.

Char­lie Wil­son: You mean to tell me that the U.S. strat­egy in Afghanistan is to have the Afghans keep walk­ing into machine gun fire ’til the Rus­sians run out of bul­lets?
Gust Avrako­tos: That’s Harold Holt’s strat­egy, not U.S. strat­egy.
Char­lie Wil­son: What is U.S. strat­egy?
Gust Avrako­tos: Most strictly speak­ing, we don’t have one. But we’re work­ing on it.
Char­lie Wil­son: Who’s ‘we’?
Gust Avrako­tos: Me and three other guys.

This is the sec­ond movie in a month about war in the mid­dle east, Lions for Lambs being the other, both were inter­est­ing, thought pro­vok­ing and worth a watch, but Char­lie Wilson’s War was much more entertaining.

We are on vaca­tion, but not going any­where, so it was odd not going to work today. Even odder was going for a bike ride at eight o’clock on a week­day. We may have to start rid­ing ear­lier on week­days when not on vaca­tion. I went to the store this morn­ing to get some actual paint­brushes for the bead board instead of my usual foam-on-a-stick things and when I went by the cor­ner quickie mart the price of gas was $3.72, pass­ing by the same store tonight the price had jumped by a dime to $3.82.

I’ll be glad when the FRS aren’t on ESPN any­more and I can go back to lis­ten­ing on the radio because tonight looks a lot like last night. They have gone and dug a them­selves a 4 run hole again that I’m bet­ting they aren’t going to be able to dig their way out of either.

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Tuesday With Brian

Work
Bike Ride
Eat
House on DVD
FRS
Flickr!
Blog

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Back In The Saddle Again

Sunrise Over Ford Conger FieldThis morn­ing when we passed the steeple­chase field and I pointed out the sky, Donna said, “Stop and take a pic­ture if you want.” So unlike two weeks ago when she made this same offer, this time I did stop.

For the first time in 3 months I have used “bicy­cling” as the cat­e­gory for a post. I think we may have taken a 2 mile ride a cou­ple months ago to test the new rear wheel after bend­ing it on some rail­road tracks. But tonight was a full fledged 7–1/2 mile ride. We headed over to the Gate­wood sub­di­vi­sion to check out the Christ­mas lights because, as with Hal­loween, the res­i­dents there seem to go all out. I don’t mean this in any way to be rub­bing it in to my more north­ern read­ers, but I was wear­ing cycling shorts and a short sleeve jer­sey for this adven­ture — it was 73° at 8:00PM.

This is highly unusual for us. We aren’t nor­mally get­ting snow or any­thing, but this time of year the aver­age high is around sixty and the low should be in the mid­dle thir­ties. The Emperor’s top has been down and I’ve had the boot cover on it since Sun­day. We’ve had a nice run of low 80° days this week, but a return to nor­malcy is on tap for the week­end, by Sun­day it will be a high of 56 and a low of 28.

Started down, still down.
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Fireworks?

Killer Klowns From Outer Space, the Spe­cial Edi­tion sits unwatched on the cof­fee table. Maybe tomor­row after­noon, before the Killer Klowns from New York invade Fen­way Park and are hope­fully rebuffed by those scrappy kids in an ice cream truck.

After last night’s ball­game, I felt cheated by this afternoon’s con­test, even thought Boston won, because the game only went for three hours and thirty-seven min­utes. Com­pared to the four hour and forty-three minute marathon loss on Fri­day, today’s con­test was a minute waltz . Tomorrow’s FRS / MFY game is going to be on ESPN and won’t start until 8 PM, which means it prob­a­bly won’t go off until at least mid­night. I may just go to bed with­out see­ing the whole game, the FRS are going to win or lose whether I’m watch­ing or not.

After the game this evening Donna and I decided to ride the tan­dem down­town and get a scoop of ice cream at the Sweet Cow Creamy. We have a fairly pow­er­ful head­light and a flash­ing tail­light, so night rid­ing in our small burg is a fairly safe propo­si­tion. Things were going smoothly until we were about a half mile from our des­ti­na­tion and crossed some the rail­road tracks. We hit a rough spot that wasn’t too vis­i­ble and slammed the back wheel pretty hard. About 50 yards later a loud bang was heard. Gun­shot? Fire­cracker? Nope, back tire. We had a flat.

For­tu­nately we had a spare tube and pump and were not too far from a well lit street cor­ner. I popped off the back wheel and put in the new tube. Donna showed me the big hole in the tube, I showed her the bent rim and for good mea­sure, the nice split in the tire (thank­fully not all the way through.) Got every­thing back together and pumped the tire back up with a small col­lapsi­ble pump that we got when we bought the bike. Because you can only get 1/2 to 2/3 the air pres­sure rec­om­mended for the tire with the bity hand pump, we fin­ished the trip, includ­ing the ice cream stop, slowly and carefully.

Started up, went down, still down.
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Blogger’s Night Off Part III

Full of Hot Air

Gro­cery shopped this morn­ing. Washed the car this after­noon. Bike rode over cross town to watch the bal­loon glow at dusk.

Started down, went up, still up.
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Two Saturday’s In A Row

The Elusive Hilda Post OfficeDidn’t post last night, not because the wire­less con­nec­tion was crap in my room like last week, it was fine because we were home, but because it was such a full day and we got home too late to blog about it.

In the morn­ing Donna and I went on a drive to pho­to­graph a half dozen Post Offices. In one I had to use the Emperor’s Mini Me because it was inside a build­ing with no out­side indi­ca­tion it was a PO and another that will have to be re shot on another trip that way because there were too many peo­ple in lawn chairs in front wait­ing for a parade.

True to the Postmaster’s let­ter the Post Office in Hilda was inside a car garage store. There was lit­tle sec­tion just inside the front door on the left that was set aside for that offi­cial func­tion. If you look towards the bot­tom of the photo right next to a fuel fil­ter is the Match­box Gar­net Red Miata. The other side was the cashier for the garage. Coin­ci­dently when we pulled up there was a white 1st Gen Miata just out­side one of the garage doors with it’s hood up being worked on.

When we entered the town lim­its of Ehrhardt, SC the town sign said “Home of the Schuet­zen­fest.” I won­dered to my self what that might be and when they held it. The answer to the sec­ond ques­tion was answered when we got to the inter­sec­tion of US601 & SC64. There were peo­ple every­where. The road was not blocked yet, but you could tell that peo­ple were stak­ing out spots to watch a parade. The Schuet­zen­fest was today. How lucky could we be? Well, not so lucky, the Post Office was nowhere near the south end of town where the Google map thought it should be. We parked the car on a par­al­lel street to the parade route and did a walk through. Found the PO and it was 100 feet from the cen­ter of all the action. This photo would have to wait for another day. The answer to the sec­ond ques­tion had to wait until we got home and checked Wikipedia. Leave it to South Car­olina to mis­spell it and homog­e­nize it to look like another “fes­ti­val” with blow-up kids enter­tain­ment thin­gies, crafts for sale and deep fried dough.

When we got home we had some lunch and I went out­side to wash the car for a cou­ple of Miata events for that after­noon & evening. First up was the annual Sno-Cap Drive-In Anniver­sary hang out in the park­ing lot. Donna stayed home from this one as it was hot as the dick­ens and there is lit­tle place to hide from it over there, plus it is just a bunch of cars with a bunch of car guys stand­ing around talk­ing about cars. On the way over I found out how it looks to have a water­fall cas­cade over the wind­shield header. It looked a lit­tle hazy ahead and I didn’t didn’t see any oncom­ing cars with wipers on, so it couldn’t be rain. Wrong oh. It was a pop up thun­der­shower and it hap­pened so fast I had no time to pre­pare. Most times if you hit a shower and it is not too heavy the best defense is to roll up the win­dows and keep mov­ing. This was no one of those times. Trav­el­ing at 60 MPH in a del­uge just results in there being enough water and force behind it to make it come rolling over the wind­shield. After about a minute or so it was safe to pull over so I could get the top up, of course I had the boot on which just caused more of a delay in get­ting every thing closed up. The inte­rior and myself were soaked. Almost turned around and went home, but see­ing as I was halfway to the Cap I went any­way. About 2 miles later the storm was gone and the skies were blue so I dropped the top again hop­ing the sun would help dry every­thing out. Five miles later when I got to the Drive-In the only way to tell I had got­ten drenched was the pud­dle of water sur­round­ing the shift boot and the damp side of my cloth­ing that I was sit­ting on. The whole hour and a half I was at the Sno-Cap it didn’t rain a drop, but wouldn’t you know it, a cou­ple miles into the drive home it started to rain again and it kept it up for the rest of the trip. This time I was ready, I put the top up before I even left the Cap’s park­ing lot.

I had just enough time when I got home to dry off the recently washed car and lis­ten to 4 innings of the FRS whoop up on the Chicago White Sox before head­ing back out the door for the MMC’s Bug Splat Rally which I run. We had a good turn out (for our lit­tle club) with 9 cars at the restau­rant. Eight of which went on the run. The bugs were not so coop­er­a­tive though, there were a lot of clean Miata noses at the Dairy Queen fin­ish. There were a few large splats, but the biggest bug tro­phy went to a car that came back with a large mos­quito plas­tered near their turn sig­nal. The high­light for us was the medium M&M Bliz­zard we split.

This morn­ing we went out and did a 13 mile ride on the tan­dem, the first 50 feet my butt protested the return of the bicy­cles seat so soon after Friday’s ride, but I showed it who was the boss by con­tin­u­ing on. In truth that was partly the rea­son we did go for a ride today, because all we have been doing is short and very infre­quent rides the lim­it­ing fac­tor in our enjoy­ment is uncom­fort­able sit­ting. Most peo­ple who start bike rid­ing as an adult think that the rea­son their hiney hurts is they need a wider, cushier trac­tor seat, but what they really need is miles. I don’t know what really hap­pens, but it is like form­ing cal­louses on your hands from doing man­ual labor. If you are sit­ting cor­rectly on a mod­ern lightly padded skinny seat after a while of rid­ing your sit bones won’t bother you even on very long rides.

After rid­ing we did our weekly gro­cery shop­ping and were home and in the house for good by 10:30 AM.

I was pleas­antly sur­prised by Stranger Than Fic­tion that we watched this after­noon, it would have been per­fect if not for the happy end­ing, I would have given it a 10 out of ten, had it stopped right after the bus acci­dent part.

Started down, went up, back down, up for the del­uge, back down to dry out, up again, down once more, still down.
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Missing Post Office Found

Almost, we still have to drive over there and cap­ture it, but I have direc­tions to the long lost Hilda Post Office.

After not being able to find the one in Paxville three weeks ago, my more intel­li­gent half sug­gested that I go ahead and write to the Post­mas­ter of the miss­ing POs and ask where they are. I didn’t fig­ure it would work but what did I have to lose, but a cou­ple 41¢ stamps. Two weeks ago I addressed a short note request­ing direc­tions to the Post Offices in Paxville and Hilda. I addressed the envelopes sim­ply Post­mas­ter, name of town and zip code. Inside the enve­lope was that short note and a SASE. Two days ago I received a reply from Hilda. There was a crude but effec­tive map added to the bot­tom of my note along with these instruc­tions: “The Hilda Post Office is located inside a car garage store.”

I remem­ber the build­ing and it has no out­ward sign that it is in fact a Post Office. We may ride over there tomor­row dur­ing the morn­ing when they should be open and see what we can see.

Rode the tan­dem to work today, now 2 Fri­days in a row, and about halfway there the head­light started to fade fast. For­tu­nately it was light enough to see, but unfor­tu­nately it was worth­less in let­ting oncom­ing traf­fic know we were there. We have had the Night Hawk Dual w/SLA for a half dozen years or so and I afraid the bat­ter­ies are shot because they no longer stay bright for even the 30 minute com­mute. They sell replace­ment bat­ter­ies for $50 each, but that sounds steep when you can get new, brighter and lighter tech­nol­ogy for around twice that. Of course $50 is pretty cost effec­tive if we can get another 6 years out of that investment…

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End of Summer

End of SummerTech­ni­cally we still have over a month and here in Aiken we have more like two months before the sum­mer like weather is gone, but today was the last week day before school starts. Come Mon­day morn­ing the com­mute to work be 20x more aggra­vat­ing as har­ried moms or dads drive their prog­eny to the hal­lowed halls of learning.

To cel­e­brate the last work day of light traf­fic roads we rode the tan­dem to work today.

We’ll still ride the bike to work occa­sion­ally because we only have to share the school road with cars for about 30 yards (although it is uphill and seems like 50.) But we will now be alter­nat­ing our car drive to work. On the weeks we go in early we will drive the more rural route because we are ear­lier than the school traf­fic, but the other week we will alter the route to include the four lane US 1 avoid­ing that traf­fic nightmare.

Started up, still up.
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Foxhounds

Roberto Hernandez StadiumFor­tu­nately for us a thun­der storm blew through town this after­noon and cooled our tem­per­a­tures way down into the lower 90’s so we could go out this evening. Because…

…tonight was ASCO Valve Mini Bat Give­away night and every­one in the com­pany who wanted to go got two free tick­ets to the game. Get­ting in was free, but we spent $22 on con­ces­sions. The home team Fox­hounds were win­ning over the vis­it­ing Char­lotte County (FL) Red­fish 5–3 when we left in the top of the 9th.

We went for a short bike ride this morn­ing and ended up for break­fast at the same old place. Brought some bagels home for Sunday’s morn­ing meal too.

Started up, went down, back up, back down, still down.
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Rode the Bus to Work Today

No, not the 30 foot long diesel pow­ered belch­ing black smoke kind, but the tan­dem bicy­cle. The morn­ing wasn’t half bad, but the fog had us rid­ing through a cloud on a cou­ple of occa­sions. The ride home was very warm, but not unbear­able. We made a stop down­town for lunch at the Stop­light Deli. On our Fri­day after­noons off we like to hit the Deli first thing to beat the crowds, but today because of the time required to change into cycling attire and pedal there instead of drive, we hit it at peak lunch crowd. The line was at least 8 deep at the counter, but the food was fairly quick in arriv­ing and, as always, tasty enough to make us for­get the wait.

Meal Cost: $13.38
Tip: None
Spent Today: $13.38
Year to Date: $1664.72
Meals out, 97 of a pos­si­ble 639.

The four shocks did only take four days to get here from Cal­i­for­nia. I thought I was so smart to have them deliv­ered to work, but the joke was on me as they showed up on the day I didn’t have a car. So when we got home I jumped in the Miata and drove right back where we came from to pick up my two boxes that weighed 30lbs and were too heavy and to large to fit in our panniers.

Started down, still down.
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Breakfast Place Too Good For It’s Own Britches

Be Careful or Your Face May Freeze Like ThatDonna and I went for a bike ride this morn­ing with the inten­tion of end­ing up at the New Moon for muffins and/or bagels. We missed timed our arrival so that we had twenty min­utes to wait before we opened. Donna almost con­vinced the guy putting tables on the side­walk to let us buy our two items to go and leave. Almost. We set­tled down to wait. Peo­ple started to arrive. And more peo­ple. Then some more. Pretty soon there were over a dozen peo­ple wait­ing by the door for 9:00AM. I felt like I was wait­ing to buy the lat­est Harry Pooter Book.

I checked the time on my cycle­com­puter and we still had 10 min­utes to go. Impa­tient with the crowd, the annoy­ing gnats cir­cling me and the time left, I told Donna to for­get it. We wanted to get home to see today’s moun­tain stage of the Tour, so we mounted back up on the tan­dem and started on our way. At the end of the first block towards home I noticed that the time was now just a cou­ple min­utes shy of nine. The siren’s call of a Cran­berry Pecan Muf­fin was too great. We cir­cled a cou­ple more blocks and went back. I went inside to get our stuff while Donna waited out­side. I was 6 or 7 in line. I crept for­ward at a glacial pace (prob­a­bly seemed longer for Donna stand­ing out­side in a gnat cloud) and finally got to order. An Every­thing Bagel for her, the afore­men­tioned Cran­berry Pecan Muf­fin for me and to for­tify our­selves for the 3 mile ride home I bought a cookie to share.

Meal Cost: $4.55
Tip Jar: 45¢
Spent Today: $5.00
Year to Date: $1554.16
Meals out, 89 of a pos­si­ble 603.

Speak­ing of cook­ies, we made a dou­ble batch of Donna’s Famous Choco­late Chip Cook­ies this after­noon and I lost count after eat­ing six…

Started down, still down.
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I Can See Still See In The Dark

I Can See Clearly NowToday was Donna and my annual eye exams. Good news is that nei­ther of us have any issues nor have our eyes changed enough to war­rant get­ting new glasses.

We went mid after­noon and some six hours later the drops they put in your eyes to dilate them has not not entirely worn off. I think I could take a book into a closet and read it with the light off. You know your pupils are open wide when the lit­tle WinXP screen­saver (bounc­ing logo on black back­ground) has a bright rain­bow hued halo around it.

I remem­ber a cou­ple of years ago we went late after­noon and by the time we left the Eye Guy’s place it was dusk. The sun was down but the sky was still light. Most cars were dri­ving with their lights on and both head­lights and tail­lights were giv­ing off these awe­some star­burst pat­terns. Even the traf­fic sig­nals looked like they were being viewed through a star­burst fil­ter. Very cool effect, but it was dif­fi­cult to con­cen­trate on actu­ally dri­ving and not run­ning into any­thing while look­ing at all the pretty lights.

We rode the tan­dem into work again today. I think we are going to try and make it a once a week event from now on. Because we are work­ing our nine hour days this week, this morning’s ride start was way early and it was still dark out. We have a nice pow­er­ful light so that was not a real prob­lem. As a mat­ter of fact it was actu­ally nice that time of day, there was almost zero traf­fic on the road and it was nice and cool (I wore a light jacket and Donna was in long sleeves.)

Right now I’m not sure what is worse, the FRS los­ing 6–0 to the Yanks in the sixth or hav­ing to lis­ten to Chris Berman call the game and Bon­nie Bern­stein with the side­line commentary.

Started down, went up, still up.
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There Is Never A Dull Moment…

Watching Baseball…when the FRS are play­ing base­ball. The Sox had a 6 run lead through almost the entire game, some­how the Braves man­aged to get the tying run to the plate in the top of the 9th (must not have got the memo about Jonathan Papel­bon being the most feared closer in the Amer­i­can League.) But he got Andruw Jones to strike out swing­ing (for the fifth time in the game) to end it. Sea­son series so far: Boston 2 — Atlanta 1. There are three more games to be played in Atlanta in June to set­tle it for this season.

We started the morn­ing with a nice tan­dem ride. I had finally mea­sured the wheel cir­cum­fer­ence and set both cycle­com­put­ers to the same fig­ure, so Donna wouldn’t be rid­ing fur­ther than me on these trips. Worked out pretty good, as mine read 14.0 miles at the end of the ride and hers said 13.98.

Lunch out with friends at Zaxby’s where we split a large Wings ‘n’ Things and an order of Car­rots & Cel­ery Sticks. One large Coke and one water to drink.

Meal Cost: $11.72
Tip: None
Spent Today: $11.72
Year to Date: $1147.30
Meals out 62 of a pos­si­ble 420.

I uploaded five new pho­tos to the Enchanted Ceil­ing site, some­thing I hadn’t done in a while. It started yes­ter­day when I thought I might sort out my sky pho­tos. I had 14 posted EC and I had 34 posted in a gallery here. I have 37 in the direc­tory on my hard drive and about more 40 in a stag­ing direc­tory. I uploaded the 14 to my other Flickr! account and then to make mat­ters some­what worse I picked the 5 from the stag­ing direc­tory and added them to the Enchanted Ceil­ing site ( 12345 ), then the Flickr account, but not the gallery here. So did I help the orga­ni­za­tion or hurt it? Who knows.

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Fra Diavolo Friday

The BusSome­thin’ always hap­pens when­ever we’re together…

We did ride the tan­dem to work today. It is always nice to take an early ride while its still cool and traf­fic is very light. The best thing about rid­ing to work is when you get there, you are wide awake and rar­ing to go while the rest of your co-workers are slug-like and try­ing to get their brains kick started with a cup of joe. It is almost as if they are mov­ing in slo-mo.

Tonight we went out to din­ner with two other cou­ples. The com­pany was great and the food was good, but we spent more than we wanted and it wasn’t just because we bought a round of lasagna sticks for a com­mu­nal appe­tizer. It seemed like the value just wasn’t there com­pared to some of the other places we have eaten at. Cae­sar Salad, 1/2 rack of Ribs with broc­coli & sweet potato fries, iced tea for him, while Donna had a Gar­den Salad, the Seafood Fra Diavolo (dis­cov­er­ing that she really doesn’t like mus­sels) over lin­guine with water to drink.

Meal Cost: $43.68
Tip: $6.32
Spent Today: $50.00
Year to Date: $1,034.17

GnormAfter din­ner, we jumped in our three Miatas and did a 60 mile loop drive around Clark’s Hill Lake. We ended up at the dam’s South Car­olina side park­ing lot to catch the sun­set. A big ol’ thun­der­head off in the dis­tance spoiled the “sun set­ting over the water” image we hoped to see, but did make for an inter­est­ing show anyway.

Started down, went up, back down, still down.
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Sunday Addendum

We had break­fast out at the Atlanta Bread Com­pany before doing our weekly gro­cery shop­ping. Whole grain Bagel toasted w/ Cream Cheese for her and a toasted Apple Spice Bagel for him. Water to drink for both.

Meal Cost: $2.67
Tip: None
Spent Today: $2.67
Year to Date: $946.17

I’m think­ing they didn’t charge for the cream cheese because that total sounds kind of cheap.

Donna made some of her famous Choco­late Chip Cook­ies for a meet­ing I have at work today. I of course had the sam­ple them to make sure they were up to par. Ten cook­ies later I allowed that they were.

No way I could have worked off all the cookie calo­ries con­sumed ear­lier, but a 14 mile tan­dem bike ride helped.

We stayed up way too late last night to watch “Liv­ing With Can­cer” on the Dis­cov­ery Chan­nel. We both wanted to see it, but didn’t real­ize it was three hours long and didn’t go off until 11:00 PM. It was an inter­est­ing show, but most of it was not new to me. The first 45 min­utes or so we cov­ered the Lance Arm­strong story (we were after all on the Dis­cov­ery Chan­nel) and who doesn’t know about him, a good por­tion of the sec­ond hour was on Leroy Siev­ers, who’s blog, My Can­cer, I’ve been read­ing since he started it last year. The third hour was new, a live town meet­ing thing with an audi­ence of can­cer doc­tors, nurses, sur­vivors and advo­cates. This was a lit­tle more inter­est­ing because it was unscripted. I’m sure they will rerun the show, and it is worth a look, but who knows when.

One Down, Maybe Three More To Go

Jerry the Condo King called me about a week ago to ask advice about buy­ing a bicy­cle. Not for him, but for his mid-30’s daugh­ter. She is mostly a run­ner, but has enjoyed bor­row­ing his bal­loon tired bike and speed­ing around the bike paths on HHI. She men­tioned grad­u­at­ing to a road bike and he said if you join the local bike club he’d buy her a bike. Lit­tle did he know. He check a local bike store and was flaber­gasted that an entry level hybrid/cross bike was $750. I sug­gested he check with the local Club and see if any­one had a used bike for sale. Once you get into it, it is like any­thing, you keep upgrad­ing equip­ment until you can’t afford it any more, usu­ally long eclips­ing your com­pe­tency level.

When I told Donna about Jerry’s call, she said, “What about my old road bike?” I didn’t even think about that. We both have fairly decent road bikes that were near top of the line about a dozen years ago that we don’t really ride any­more. I called Jerry back and asked how tall his daugh­ter was. Five foot three. Bingo, Donna is 5′-2″, the bike would fit. I emailed him pic­tures and told him it she was inter­ested, for $200 he could have it. Last Sat­ur­day he drove up from Hilton Head with two crisp Ben Franklins and drove home with a 1994 Bridge­stone RB–1/7 with upgrade STI shift­ing. I tried to foist my road bike off on the daughter’s boyfriend, but he wasn’t bit­ing. If you know any­one who might be inter­ested in a 12 or 13 year-old Bianchi with full Ulte­gra 600 stuff and a cool dark purple/silver paint job let me know. I don’t know the frame size off the top of my head, but if you are 5′-9 to 6′-0 it should fit. $200 +ship­ping if you can’t drive here to get it.

We have two older (from the early 80s) bikes that we used to use as com­muter bikes that we haven’t used for 5 or 6 years now. Each spring we think, maybe we’ll start back to rid­ing to work and never do. Trou­ble is that they are so old (even though they have seen some upgrades over the years) that they are hardly worth much at all, but they are per­fectly ser­vice­able as com­muters, but talk about a lim­ited mar­ket. If I could get a hun­dred dol­lars a piece for them I can’t say as I’d be happy but it would be bet­ter than them hang­ing in my garage serv­ing as spi­der homes.

We really have found a home on the tan­dem. Went for a lit­tle 11 mile ride this evening at dusk and it was very enjoy­able. We are even con­coct­ing a plan on how to com­mute on the bike for two. I bought a front low rack for pan­niers and some exten­ders to retro fit an older rear rack off the inter­net last night from JANDD Moun­taineer­ing. When they get here we will be able to carry two sets of bags, one set each and then add a trunk bag for lunches.

Oh yeah, we had the break­fast of bicy­cle cham­pi­ons this morn­ing too. Hardee’s Bis­cuit and Gravy for her and 2 Sausage and Egg Bis­cuit for me. We shared a water and order of Hash Rounds.

Meal Cost: $4.64
Tip: None
Spent Today: $4.64
Year to Date: $927.67

I posted another email joke for­warded from Mark (I think that needs an acronym — EJFFM), so if you like quasi-dirty humor, click on the Joke cat­e­gory for a look at it.

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Not So Busy Sunday

ConnecticutChanged the oil in the Emperor and rotated the tires. I did it a lit­tle early in prepa­ra­tion for our dri­ving trip to the north­east start­ing next week­end. Then later in the day we changed our plans for the trip for the 8th and final time. We’re now fly­ing into DC and rent­ing a car. I say final because we are now locked in to some non-refundable air­plane tick­ets. Two days in our nation’s cap­i­tal, two days of who knows what, two days vis­it­ing my fam­ily in CT and two in NJ, before dri­ving back to DC to get on a plane for SC.

I may get a sec­ond chance to sign the Ulti­mate Drive north­ern fleet’s sig­na­ture vehi­cle that I for­get about last Thurs­day in Colum­bia because they will be in Ster­ling, VA on Mon­day, April 8th. Its a mere 30 miles from where we are stay­ing in DC.

We went for a tan­dem ride after I got done with the car. Cruised through some neigh­bor­hoods and hit a cou­ple places to shove some bills into slots and then the Post Office to mail the rest. We ended up tal­ly­ing over 15 miles, which is about 5 more than the last few rides and it felt pretty good. A few more weeks of 2 rides per and we’ll be ready to tackle a 25 mile loop. We have gone so far as think­ing of adding some rack to the tan­dem so we can try to ride it to work some Fridays.

I re-upped for cit­i­zen­ship in the Red Sox Nation tonight. It was sup­posed to hap­pen auto­mat­i­cally, but they had the num­ber on file of my com­prised card that is no longer valid, so it didn’t hap­pen. Tomor­row is open­ing day for the FRS in Kansas City, but the real sea­son doesn’t start until Fri­day the 20th when the Bronx Bombers come to Fenway.

At approx­i­mately 9:40 PM my wife made the mis­take of flip­ping through the chan­nels and paus­ing long enough on USA for me to rec­og­nize what was show­ing — TDPM.

Will Turner: This is either mad­ness… or bril­liance.
Jack Spar­row: It’s remark­able how often those two traits coincide.

In other excit­ing news, with the 20% off coupon from Bed, Bath & Beyond that was in today’s paper, I got a new pil­low for sleepy time. We bought a new one for Donna too.

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Ischial Tuberosites

After work today I went out into the garage and removed the cob­webs from the tan­dem, aired up the tires and rolled it into the sun­shine. That’s right, for the first time this year, we went for a bike ride. Just cruised around a bit before end­ing up at the Munic­i­pal Build­ing where we payed our water bill.

At about seven miles there came a call from the back seat to start head­ing home because the ischial tuberosites were start­ing to bother her. Mine had been let­ting me know I hadn’t been on a bike in a while for a few min­utes already, but being a man I didn’t com­plain, ver­bally anyway.

As a reward for burn­ing a cou­ple hun­dred calo­ries cycling, we went out to Out­back and promptly con­sumed 4 or 5 times that many for din­ner. Twin lob­ster tails with mashed pota­toes and a salad, water to drink was what Donna had. I opted for the grilled salmon with broc­coli and a salad, which I washed down with iced tea.

Meal Cost: $41.62
Tip: $6.38
Spent Today: $48.00
Year to Date: $551.74

Warm Sunday

For the first time this year we went for a bike ride. Fif­teen miles and by the time we were done we were glad to get off the thing. Amaz­ing how eas­ily you fall out of shape if you don’t do it often enough. If Donna and I actu­ally ver­bal­ized, or in some other way memo­ri­al­ized, our New Year’s res­o­lu­tions, every year this one would be right up there at the top — Bike Ride More Often.

This after­noon I took advan­tage of the warm weather to do a lit­tle Miata ser­vice. I changed the oil & fil­ter at the 52,788 mile mark. Remind me to never buy a Pure One fil­ter for the Miata again. One thing is that the fil­ter wrench doesn’t fit it, but more impor­tantly and maybe it was just this one, but it didn’t have the lit­tle rub­ber gas­ket that seals it to the engine block. This is some­thing you don’t want to find out like I did either, after you have drained all the oil out of the engine in the only car you own. Makes it kind of hard to take it back to the parts store and com­plain. For­tu­nately for me the gas­ket from the Fram fil­ter I took off, was an exact replace­ment for the miss­ing one. I def­i­nitely have to go back to buy­ing a six pack of OEM fil­ters from a dealer.

The Emperor also got his monthly bath. When I looked in the car wash bucket I real­ized I was out of car wash soap. I didn’t feel like dri­ving some­where to pick some up, so I sub­sti­tuted. No I didn’t use dish soap, I know that it is too harsh and will remove all your wax. I used clothes deter­gent. Yeah, it prob­a­bly is even worse for the fin­ish of the car, but I was des­per­ate and I was sure it would be OK for the cloth con­vert­ible top. At least I didn’t use Rose Petal scented bub­ble we have in the house, although in hindsight…

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It’s Begining to Look…

…Some­what Like Christmas.

We went over to the big city of Augusta today to do some Christ­mas shop­ping for the the last two peo­ple on our list, us. The mall crowds were not very big when we started shop­ping in the morn­ing, but after lunch it was a madhouse.

Tonight, for the first time in a long time, we got on the tan­dem and went for a bike ride. We just went a short dis­tance over to a neigh­bor­hood that is tra­di­tion­ally chock full of houses that really get dec­o­rated for the hol­i­days. Because it has been awhile since we’ve rid­den our butts gave out about the same time as the bat­tery for the head­light at 7.2 miles and 36 minutes.

About the only thing that wasn’t sea­sonal was the weather, it was in the mid­dle 70’s (not that there is any­thing wrong with that.)

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The Complete Works of Shakespeare (Abridged)

Went for a “Bike to Break­fast” ride this morn­ing and ended up at the Atlanta Bread Com­pany. Mileage for the ride was some­where between 10 and 15. I could get a more accu­rate fig­ure for you, but I’m too lazy to walk all the way out into the garage and look. Besides, do you really care? My right back­side from Thursday’s rollerblade crash land­ing didn’t bother me too much. It is just sore enough to make me put my wal­let in the back pocket on the other side. Still no bright pur­ple bruise.

My inabil­ity to con­tact any­one at ssWeb­Host or Hap­py­Sup­port to can­cel my web host­ing for mr-miata.com led me to 2CO who actu­ally does the billing for them (I don’t know why I keep say­ing them, when I’m sure it is one nerdy lit­tle guy in a run­down apart­ment some­where) and I left a mes­sage on their site.

I have tried with­out suc­cess to con­tact ssWeb­Host, but I have two open help tick­ets open since at least 3 weeks ago that have gone unan­swered. The credit card used for this reoc­cur­ring bill has been can­celed after some fraud­u­lent charges were detected. Since they have been unre­spon­sive I have pur­chased another domain and web­host­ing with another provider and wish to can­cel my ser­vices with ssWeb­Host. My hope is that this will get some one’s atten­tion over there so I can can­cel as other meth­ods of com­mu­ni­ca­tions have not been suc­cess­ful. I have no inten­tion of using their web host­ing any­more, but if they would like to sell me the domain, mr-miata.com, that they pur­chased for me I would gladly pay a fair price for it.

I killed the brian@mr-miata.com email address and emp­tied out direc­to­ries on their server. The only things I left behind were the cus­tom 404 page and the index.php file that redi­rects the dot com address to the dot net one. This way if they close my account and for­get about the files it leave behind the cookie crumb trail to the new me. This is what hap­pened with the Barn­door Fan Club site. I can­celed there nearly two years ago and my error file is still out there. of course those redi­rects lead to the soon to be defunct mr-miata.com…

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Fresh

Farmer's MarketWe didn’t have any bills to pay today, so instead we went shop­ping by bike. You know we planned this because Donna put a back­pack on instead just rely­ing on stuff­ing things in my jer­sey pockets.

After a few miles of mean­der­ing around our first stop was the New Moon Cafe for a cou­ple of bagels for Sunday’s break­fast. From there we headed over to the Aiken County Farmer’s Mar­ket. Corn, squash, toma­toes, cucum­bers and some local cheese went into the back­pack with the bagels. Oh yeah, four home­made peanut but­ter cook­ies came home with us too.

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Town Hall

Municipal BuildingIn spite of my best efforts to do noth­ing at all today but lay about the house, my lovely wife coerced me into a 2-part, approx­i­mately 12 mile jaunt on the tan­dem this morning.

The first part con­sisted of some ran­dom trav­els around our side of town with the final des­ti­na­tion being the city build­ing to pay the water bill. While we were cut­ting through Citizen’s Park on a newly cre­ated road­way con­nect­ing the 2 exist­ing ball field com­plexes to the newly opened 3rd, I started expound­ing on just how use­less the sev­eral speed humps they placed on the road were. They are about 3 feet wide and maybe an inch and a half high. They would hardly reg­is­ter in our low slung, tightly sprung Miata, let alone the typ­i­cal SUV or mini­van that would be trav­el­ing this road. Of course they were marked with bright yel­low signs pro­claim­ing “Speed Hump” just in case some­one did notice a slight tremor in their Star­bucks cof­fee cup they would be assured it was an actual road haz­ard and not the off­spring of some­one they might see in the pick up line at the Montes­sori school. Donna asked where my cam­era was, so that a pic­ture of this extra layer of asphalt could become this blog’s POTD. I said it was at home, so that is where we went next.

After slip­ping the cam­era into a jer­sey pocket it was back on the front of the bike for part two. It was get­ting late enough in the day that I thought it bet­ter just to head down­town to take care of our real busi­ness instead of going back to take pic­tures of a road. We more or less headed directly to City Hall. But a cou­ple of early church ser­vices must have just let out because traf­fic was as bad as it gets in our lit­tle town. We did a cou­ple of rights on red so as not to have to wait on lights sur­rounded by nicely dressed old folks in big cars. We finally ducked in through an alley and arrived at the Munic­i­pal Build­ing and the front of the place was thank­fully deserted. I propped the bike against the curb and took a few shots. For­tu­nately most of the church goers had cleared the roads, so we had a pleas­ant lit­tle trip home.

I didn’t avoid the bike ride, but the lawn remains unmowed and the car is still filthy inside and out.

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Not The Same Ol’ Sunday

The early morn­ing, beat the heat, bike ride with a down­town break­fast stop was as usual today. The ride was dif­fer­ent because we went for 16 miles instead of the usual 10 and rather than those fab­u­lous New Moon Cafe muffins for break­fast, we went for the Veg­gie & Egg Que­sadilla with the Break­fast Par­fait. We did get a cou­ple muffins to go for tomorrow’s break­fast though…

We ate out as usual with our usual friends today, but instead of our usual lunch it was for din­ner. And in lieu of our usual Sub­way trip, we met at Moe’s, which may become our usual.

Tonight I’m watch­ing the FRS get their butts whooped by the Los Ange­les Angels of Ana­heim and although it seems to me to be some­thing usual, the Sox have the sec­ond best record in Major League Base­ball, so it really isn’t that usual.

And on a nice sunny day…

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Another Dusk Ride

Donna’s new seat came in the mail today, a Terry Lib­er­a­tor X Gel, so I mounted it up and off we went. I didn’t have time to adjust the beam down to com­pen­sate for the 1/2 taller sad­dle and Donna noticed it before we got to the end of the dri­ve­way. I fig­ured we’d take a lit­tle ride and when we got back I’d adjust it.

We ended up doing 10 miles and arriv­ing home just as dark­ness set in. I asked how the seat felt and she liked it. “Do I need to lower it?” I asked. To which she replied, “Nope.”

We’ll do another ride this week­end and see…

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Bicyling, Bills and Bagels

Another lit­tle 10 mile tan­dem trip, we did the monthly pay some bills thing. Because the power com­pany and the water works are down­town we decided to eat some break­fast there too. Lucky for us our favorite break­fast place is down­town too. Mmmmm, Rasp­berry Sour Cream Muf­fin. Donna snagged a bagel for today and we picked up an extra pair of Yan­kee Dough­nuts for Sunday’s breakfast.

Thank Goodness For The Mountains

Cer­e­mo­nial start.
Early attack by lower GC rid­ers.
Break­away gains huge time on pelo­ton.
Non breakaway’s teams come to the front.
The break­away is caught in the final kilo­me­ters.
Mass sprint finish.

Except for the two time tri­als, that is pretty much how the first half of this year’s Tour de France has gone, but tomor­row we sep­a­rate the mere men from the super­men as the ride enters the Pyre­nees. Who will emerge as the tour leader? Hard to say with all the big guns silenced,
Lance Arm­strong — retired
Jan Ull­rich — sus­pended for dop­ing con­nec­tions
Ivan Basso — sus­pended for dop­ing con­nec­tions
Ale­jan­dro Valverde– crashed, bro­ken col­lar bone
Alexan­dre Vinok­ourov — team sus­pended for dop­ing
Bobby Julich — crashed, bro­ken wrist
Maybe it will one-hip Flyod Landis?

Donna and I went for a dusk ride on the tan­dem this evening. A lit­tle less than 10 miles, but we aver­aged 14–1/2 MPH, which is a few more MPH’s than we’ve been doing and coin­ci­den­tally, about half the aver­age speed of the pelo­ton in today’s 105 mile stage from Bor­deaux to Dax.

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Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 01/01/06: 260

Just Brian Being Brian

We went for another tan­dem ride this morn­ing. We did the old Aiken Bicy­cle Club pre-meeting loop of out Rush­ton and back in Wright’s Mill, a nice 12 miler of smooth roads, lit­tle traf­fic and a nice vari­ety of ele­va­tion changes.

The FRS were on TV last night on ESPN and this after­noon on FOX, so I’ve been glued to the TV so far this week­end. The announc­ers on ESPN are less annoy­ing than the yutzes on FOX, but in both cases I would rather lis­ten to the Red Sox radio guys call the game. The only prob­lem is I can’t do it, the radio broad­cast on MLB.com is about a pitch and a half behind the TV. I don’t know what the rea­son for the delay, it is not like it is the MTV Music Awards or the Super Bowl half­time show…

Part of today’s non play by play chat has con­cerned the fact that the Amer­i­can League’s top vote get­ter will not be appear­ing in the All Star game this com­ing Tues­day. Boston’s Manny Ramirez has begged off because of a right knee sore­ness. Tim McCarver felt that maybe even if he wasn’t going to play, he should at least make an appear­ance at the game. But Manny is going home to spend three days rest­ing, this being attrib­uted to “Many Being Manny.” This phrase is used quite often to explain his erratic or odd behav­ior both on and off the field. Because he is such a great hit­ter he gets cut a lot of slack. I thought, cool say­ing, it’d make a nice T-shirt, maybe I would add it to my Cafe­Press shop, but some­body had beat me to it.

Well I para­phrased a Lance Arm­strong T-shirt for myself by sub­sti­tut­ing Brian for Lance, why not do it for Manny? Look for a Brian Being Brian T-shirt on Cafe­Press soon.

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10 Miles

In honor of the 4th of July we rode 4 miles on the tan­dem, 2–1/2 times this morn­ing. And as always in the sum­mer, we did a dawn launch to avoid the heat of the day, plus it is always nice to be out on the roads when traf­fic is light too.

Another mean­der­ing thru sub­di­vi­sion ride, but I think we are get­ting ready to start extend­ing the miles and routes into the sur­round­ing coun­try­side. Donna is get­ting stronger by the day and now the only hold up on doing slightly longer rides is our pos­te­ri­ors. Donna has been using the seat that came on the bike and because she has the soft­ride beam as a shock absorber hasn’t really com­plained, but after today’s ride she asked about a dif­fer­ent seat. Guess we will be going shop­ping…

TDSHM

That Damn Super Hero Movie

Well it has hap­pened again. As I men­tioned the other day we have access to the Starz/Encore fam­i­lies of movie chan­nels and as I feared, I have lost a major chunk of my life to watch­ing a movie too many times. In the span of 36 hours I have seen most of “The Incred­i­bles” three times.

In between all this movie watch­ing I did man­age to sneak in watch­ing the FRS beat the Philles 5 to 3 on Sat­ur­day after­noon and most of the Bourne Supremacy today.

We actu­ally got out of the house a cou­ple times this week­end too. We took an early morn­ing Miata drive of a cou­ple hours on Sat­ur­day before the heat hit. We went out and did the weekly gro­cery shop­ping late yes­ter­day after­noon after the heat sub­sided some. We beat the heat again this morn­ing, but went out on the tan­dem for about 11 miles of neigh­bor­hood and local road cruis­ing instead of Miataing.

Lucius: Honey?
Honey: What?
Lucius: Where’s my super suit?
Honey: What?
Lucius: Where — is — my — super — suit?

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I’m a Dork

Donna and I got up early this morn­ing and took a tan­dem ride. It was a very unsummer-like 65 degrees around sun up, per­fect for a bit of exer­cise. I even wore a light jacket for the first part of the ride. As we rounded the next to the last turn on the way home Donna called out from the back that we had been 9.25 miles. I replied, “I can take a hint.” and turned right instead of left and made a lit­tle extra loop to put us over into dou­ble dig­its mileage-wise. Tomor­row the morn­ing is sup­posed to be cool again, so we have a walk in Hitch­cock Woods planned.

Dork

I’ve peti­tioned the Ency­clo­pe­dia Bri­tan­nica to place the above pic­ture next to dork in it’s next edi­tion. That’s me on the right. And I guess that it goes with­out say­ing, poor John Nichols, must be one too by asso­ci­a­tion. The photo was taken just inside the fes­ti­val grounds at the Ridge Peach Fes­ti­val in Tren­ton, SC just after we had dri­ven in the parade. I think I’m a big­ger dork, because John doesn’t have Vam­pire Teeth on his car.

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I’m A Citizen

100_0242.jpgAfter a mere 6 weeks my mem­ber­ship card arrived in the mail yes­ter­day. After today’s split with Texas and the Yankee’s loss to Oak­land the FRS magic num­ber for clinch­ing the Amer­i­can League East crown is 101.

Also yes­ter­day I had a chance to see if the new tires helped make the speedome­ter more accu­rate, short answer no. The bor­rowed GPS unit showed 66MPH when the speedo indi­cated 70. GPS said 37 when the speedome­ter read 40. Looks like when the speed limit on the Inter­state says 70 and I want to go 75, I’m still going to have to get the speedome­ter to read 80MPH.

Trunk Lid Update — I finally used some calipers to mea­sure the trunk lid gaps on Fri­day. The left side moved in the cor­rect direc­tion by .013 and right by only .007, but it looks much straighter to the naked eye.

Paid bills via tan­dem this morn­ing. Went 15 miles to accom­plish it too, first time we have been in dou­ble dig­its since New Year’s Day.

Behind the Scenes — Updated to Word Press 2.0.3

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Snack Attack

About 9:30PM, when the FRS were safely ahead of the dreaded Yan­kees and Donna bounc­ing around on the couch because of cabin fever I decided that now would be a good time to go get that snack she asked for ear­lier. Her taste buds are all out of whack the last cou­ple of days. Yes­ter­day she would drink noth­ing but hot choco­late and ear­lier today it was pink lemon­ade. Tonight she wanted a Frosty from Wendy’s or one of those dol­lar “sun­daes” from McDonald’s.

So we climbed on the tan­dem, fired up the lights and wound our way through neigh­bor­hoods tak­ing the long way to Mickey D’s that is about a mile and a half from home. At 99 cents it is hard to beat a cup full of creamy soft-serve vanilla ice cream with hot fudge on top. With tax it set us back a whole $1.06. Donna left the 4 cents change as a tip for the barista.

7 miles.

Night Ride

We didn’t even get 8 miles in tonight.

I charged up the big bat­tery for the bicy­cle lights this after­noon, took the lights off of my com­mut­ing bike and mounted them on the tan­dem. The bat­tery charger said the bat­tery was fully charged when we left the house and 8:30PM in the fast fad­ing twi­light. After about 5 miles the head­light was look­ing a lit­tle dim, so we turned around and headed home the most direct way pos­si­ble. We just barely made it back with the head­light still burning.

We haven’t used those lights in about 5 years, so the bat­tery was really dead. I won­der if after a sec­ond full charge it will last a lit­tle longer?

Evening Ride

Spring is gone and sum­mer is here. Today it was in the lower 90’s and there was a rum­ble of thun­der this after­noon. There is more of the same expected for the next 10 days accord­ing to the Weather Chan­nel, but local wis­dom says it should be expected for the next 100 days.

When the sun was get­ting low in the sky and the tem­per­a­ture had dropped to the lower 80’s, Donna and I hopped on the tan­dem and went for a lit­tle 9 mile ride around town. By the time we got home it was pretty well dark. Might take the high pow­ered head­lights of one of the com­mut­ing bikes, along with a flash­ing tail light, and put it on the tan­dem for these evening rides.

Started down, went up, back down, still down.
Miata Top Tran­si­tions since 01/01/06: 162

My Sunday Was More Boring Than Yours

The only thing besides the weekly gro­cery shop­ping trip to inter­rupt hang­ing out on the couch all day was an early morn­ing tan­dem ride. We went another 8 or so miles, but this time included a stop for break­fast. Because we were too early for a muf­fin at the New Moon Cafe and the only true bagel place in town folded their tent we ended up at the ABC. We both had a bagel and judged their qual­ity to be just about half way between a store bought one and one from the defunct Best Bagels.

There was an older gen­tle­man a cou­ple peo­ple ahead of us that got one too, but we didn’t ask him how he liked his. We sat out­side in the patio area and watched as that same gen­tle­man got back in his car to leave. He reopened hid dri­vers door and poured the con­tents of a nearly full old Atlanta Bread Com­pany cof­fee cup onto the ground in the park­ing lot. We mar­veled as to why he wouldn’t have just gone back inside the shop and thrown it out. After the cup was empty he got back out of the car and did head back inside. Now we really won­dered why he didn’t just throw it away in the store. Then with a flash of real­iza­tion it dawned on us what he was doing, when he ordered his bagel he didnt get a drink, now he was refill­ing and old ABC cup with fresh coffee.

Because we did get out on the roads early we encoun­tered very lit­tle auto­mo­bile traf­fic. On the way home from break­fast there were a few more cars out, prob­a­bly on their way to early ser­vices at church. I am always amazed at these good Chris­tians on their way to wor­ship the deity of their choice are the least cour­te­ous dri­vers on the road. This morn­ing we were on a sec­tion of very lightly trav­eled 4-lane road when a nicely dressed per­son in a pickup squeezed by us as close as he could. I’m guess­ing he was a catholic, because after he acci­den­tally ran us over and killed us all he had to do was to go to con­fes­sion and be absolved from his sins. That way his con­science would have been clear as he sat down to watch the Braves on TV later that afternoon.

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A Day Late

For­got to men­tion that we went for a small bike ride yes­ter­day. We took the tan­dem out, cruised some neigh­bor­hoods and ended up going about 8–1/2 miles at about 3/4 speed. Donna was feel­ing pretty good when I got home from work and we didn’t want to burn up all her energy. The tan­dem is per­fect for her right now, she can get in some needed exer­cise and not have to worry about that whole steer­ing, shift­ing, brak­ing stuff.

Started down, went up, back down, still down.
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Mobile Bill Pay & Long Distance Lunch

For­get auto­matic debit, for­get pay­ing online, we do things the old fash­ioned way — with a check. But then we throw in a twist, we ride our bicy­cles around town and put those checks in the drop box at the cable com­pany, the power com­pany and the city (for water & sewage.) We tacked on a few extra miles by explor­ing some of the rapidly expand­ing sub-divisions on the south­side of town and ended up going a lit­tle over twelve miles on the tandem.

In cel­e­bra­tion of hav­ing our Miata back we decided to go to Maurice’s BBQ for lunch. Big deal you say, BBQ, well the clos­est Maurice’s is in Lex­ing­ton, SC about 50 miles away. It was in the upper 70s with a bright blue sky and some fluffy white clouds for con­trast, a day that was tailor-made for a con­vert­ible drive. One hun­dred mile trip at 25 MPG and with gas at $3 a gal­lon we spent twelve dol­lars to get a $14 lunch. You can bet the trip was worth every penny.

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‘Bout Time">Bout Time

We started the year right on our quest to bicy­cle more. We did the out por­tion of the Aiken Bicy­cle Club’s tra­di­tional New Year’s Day ride to the Aiken State Park or 20 miles. We rejoined the Club with inten­tions to do some of the easy Sun­day rides. Aaah, the best laid plans…

If you don’t count the 5 mile ride I took with the Club for a photo op back in Feb­ru­ary (and I don’t,) today was the first time we have rid­den since Jan­u­ary 1st. We got up early to beat the heat and did eleven flat miles. We took it sorta easy for two rea­sons; 1) we hadn’t been on a bike for, well, 3–1/2 months and 2) it has only been 4 weeks since Donna had surgery.

Do You Think I’ll Live To Be 80?

I recently picked a new pri­mary care physi­cian. After two vis­its and exhaus­tive lab tests, he said I was doing “fairly well” for my age.

A lit­tle con­cerned about that com­ment, I couldn’t resist ask­ing him, “Do you think I’ll live to be 80?”

He asked, “Do you smoke tobacco or drink alco­holic beverages?”

Oh no,” I replied. “I’m not doing drugs, either.”

Then he asked, “Do you eat rib-eye steaks and bar­be­cued ribs?”

I said, “No, my other doc­tor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!”

Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like play­ing golf, sail­ing, hik­ing, or bicycling?”

No, I don’t,” I said.

He asked, “Do you gam­ble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?”

No,” I said. “I don’t do any of those things.”

He looked at me and said, “Then why do you give a shit?”

Old New New Year’s Tradition

Last Jan­u­ary 1st I remarked that we had started (after all of 2 in a row) a new tra­di­tion of tak­ing a hike in the Sumter National For­rest on New Year’s Day. This year our hik­ing com­pan­ions were non-committal and a plead­ing phone call from an old friend made us revive an old tra­di­tion with some folks who con­tin­ued on in our recent absence. We joined the Aiken Bicy­cle Club on a ride to Aiken State Park.

In the inter­ven­ing 5 years or so since we last did this with the ABC a cou­ple of things were dif­fer­ent. 1) Donna and I were rid­ing a tan­dem instead of sep­a­rate bikes and 2) the Aiken State Park was now called Aiken State Nat­ural Area. (I won­der what the dif­fer­ence is?)

The Nat­ural Area is a 22 mile one way trip and see­ing as that is about 2 miles fur­ther than we have rid­den in a long time and there was a catered lunch wait­ing there for us, we opted, along with about 1/2 of the cyclists, for a ride back to Aiken in a car with the bikes on a trailer.

Because it was such a beau­ti­ful day for Jan­u­ary, we had plenty of day­light left when we got back and tomor­row promises rain, so we climbed into the Miata and went for a 50 mile or so drive.

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Long Distance Sunday

Spring­like day here in Aiken. There was a big chance of rain all day, but it only came down for a short while this morn­ing and quit. About 9 o’clock we wanted to go for a bike ride, but wet streets and lin­ger­ing green splotches on the local radar made us think twice.

By 10:00 AM the green was gone and the streets were mostly dry and after a cou­ple of cloth­ing changes to be dresses right for the warmth, we pulled the tan­dem out of the garage and headed off.

This was to be a test of the new seat which has been sit­ting obe­di­ently on the bike since before Thanks­giv­ing. After 8 miles it felt pretty good. When we got to the 8 mile point at a tee in the road Donna sug­gested just turn­ing around and going back the same way we came. The nor­mal right hand turn to com­plete the 15 mile loop passed right by a church and it seemed like a lot of traf­fic head­ing that way. I pro­posed alter­nate 3, turn left. It meant a 20 mile ride, but it was a nice day and we were feel­ing good.

The last cou­ple of miles were a lit­tle painful, but not because of the seats, it was our back­sides. We have only been rid­ing 12–15 miles and the extra 30 min­utes in the sad­dle were more than we were used to.

I have to admit that I’m enjoy­ing the tandem­ing much more than I did when we first had one 10 years ago. I’m not sure what the rea­son is, and I’m not going to lose sleep try­ing to fig­ure it out, but I look for­ward to rid­ing the tan­dem more so than rid­ing the half bikes.

Started up, went down, still down.
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Here’s One I’ll Delete Later

After only one ride on the tan­dem I knew I didn’t like the seat that came on it. I tried a seat I had lay­ing around, a Flite Tita­nium, but that was lit­er­ally a pain in the der­riere. Recently I tried the Terry Drag­on­fly seat off the road bike because it was so comfy there. On the tan­dem you are sit­ting a lot more than on the sin­gle bike, so what worked there didn’t trans­late as well to a dou­ble bike, so I broke down and bought a seat with a bit more padding from the same com­pany — the Terry Fly Cro­Moly Sad­dle. Butt test­ing to begin soon.

Started up, went down, back up, still up.
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How’s That Work?

Donna and I went for a bike ride this morn­ing and ended up for break­fast out again. This time we switched things up a bit and went south of town, so instead of eat­ing at the New Moon Cafe we dined at Best Bagels. We get one bacon, egg & cheese bagel and a sec­ond plain toasted bagel. We each then get one half of each bagel and swap tops and bot­toms with half the B,E&C split between them. We learned long ago that get­ting two bagels loaded with break­fast food stuffs is too much for us to eat, not that we couldn’t do it, but it makes the last 3 miles home on the bike more difficult.

How is this for a neat trick, I went for a 10.8 mile ride while she went for 13.2 and we rode the tan­dem! Turns out her new cycle­com­puter has two sep­a­rate set­tings, so it could be swapped back and forth between two bikes if you were so inclined and some­how when I set the tire size cal­cu­la­tion num­ber I entered it for bike num­ber two and the com­puter was set to num­ber one. I broke out the instruc­tions and set #1 to the same num­ber tire size as #2, so no mat­ter what the com­puter is set for, it will read correctly.

On The Road Again

Got the freshly machined piece for the tandem’s seat clamp on Fri­day. Remounted the seat on Sat­ur­day evening. This morn­ing we went for a 15 mile ride and every­thing worked just peachy. Thanks Tool Room Guys.

We ended the ride at our favorite Sun­day morn­ing break­fast spot, The New Moon Cafe, for fresh fist-sized muffins. Mmmm. While we were stand­ing in line the fel­low in front of us asked if there was some sort of bike thing going on because he had seen a few bikes around this morn­ing. He is a semi-regular like us and dri­ves a bright yel­low cus­tom Harley full dresser. We said sure the SC Gov­er­nor was spon­sor­ing a bike ride from Aiken to Colum­bia. He said no, I mean motor­cy­cle, not bicy­cle, point­ing to my Lycra attire, to which we shrugged who knows.

Death of a Seat Clamp

Death of a Seat ClampSpent a few hours yes­ter­day set­ting up the tandem.

I installed new tires and tubes to replace the 10 year old ones that came on the bike. They were in sur­pris­ingly good shape, but why take chances on the pos­si­bil­ity of fail­ure due to dry rot when bar­rel­ing down a hill at 50MPH!

Wrapped the stoker’s han­dle bars with some new tape. The old stuff was dried out and not very com­fort­able. I bought enough to do the cap­tains bars too, but didn’t use the sec­ond roll. The captain’s han­dle bar tape was in bet­ter shape, just a lit­tle faded and it was the same kind as the new stuff I bought, so the setup matched already. Now we have a spare set of tape for any future needs.

Next I installed the cycle com­puter for the stoker. There was an old Vetta already mounted on the captain’s bars, but my stoker likes to have her own, so she can see how far, fast and long we are rid­ing. One of the joys of tandem­ing is ped­al­ing like mad down a hill and reach­ing crazy fast speeds. The stoker cycle com­puter keeps the cap­tain from hav­ing to answer, “How fast we going now?” ques­tions every 15 sec­onds dur­ing descents…

Next I changed out the captain’s sad­dle from an older Vetta that was there with a newer fan­gled Flite Tita­nium with the cutout in the mid­dle for the com­fort of your pri­vate bits. I then took some mea­sure­ments off the road bike and dupli­cated them on the tan­dem for the captain.

For the stoker on this bike you really can’t do that for han­dle­bar reach, oth­er­wise the han­dle bars would be in the mid­dle of the captain’s thighs. But sit­ting a lit­tle more upright is not a prob­lem on the back of a tan­dem, in fact Donna said she even enjoys it more there. Set­ting up the seat to pedal dis­tance is still impor­tant. After our short ride of a cou­ple a weeks ago Donna men­tioned that she felt too low, like the seat needed to be higher. When I mea­sured Donna’s road bike and com­pared it to the tan­dem they were already really close, hmmm, con­fus­ing. Until I real­ized that the soft­ride beam gives when you sit on it to pre­load it. Loos­ened the pivot bolt and pulled up the beam a cou­ple of inches. Not sci­en­tific, but a start. On the next ride we see how it feels. It is a one allen bolt adjust­ment, so I’ll pack the appro­pri­ate wrench and we can adjust mid ride if necessary.

This morn­ing we headed out for ride to check and see how well I got it set up. Things went great for the first mile. Then a loud pop came from the back of the bike. I thought her foot had popped out of the pedal, but Donna said no, it felt like under seat. We stopped and dis­mounted. The seat felt secure but seemed to be lean­ing a lit­tle. When I looked under neath I could see why. One side of the seat clamp was bro­ken. Oh well. We rode care­fully back the mile in which we came and parked the tan­dem. All dressed for a ride we pulled down the sin­gle bikes and went for a short 12 mile ride north east of town.

Happy Anniversary (Early)

A cou­ple of years after we moved to Aiken we joined the local bicy­cle club, oddly enough, named the Aiken Bicy­cle Club. We were quite active for about ten years and then when health issues cur­tailed our cycling we slowly drifted out of the Club.

When we first joined the club we were rid­ing our 10 year old 12-speed tour­ing bicy­cles. Moun­tain bik­ing was just start­ing to really blos­som in pop­u­lar­ity and some of the Club mem­bers start­ing buy­ing these bikes and head­ing off to the local trails. We soon joined the fray, bring­ing our bike total to four, two tour­ing road bikes and two moun­tain bikes.

As we improved our cycling, we went on longer and faster rides with the club. We now needed some newer, lighter road bikes to keep pace. One of the fel­lows who was a reg­u­lar speed­ster on the twice weekly bike store rides was upgrad­ing to a high dol­lar car­bon fiber Kestrel and offered to sell me his CF/Aluminum combo Giant bike, I jumped. After some shop­ping we bought Donna a nice new Bridge­stone road bike. Our Sta­ble of 2-wheeled vehi­cles was now six in number.

Towards the end of 1994 our bicy­cling mad­ness peaked, we spent nearly $3,000 on a San­tana Sov­er­eign alu­minum tan­dem (the price has gone up a bit in the last 12 years.) Part of the rea­son we went into tandem­ing was peer pres­sure, two other cou­ples in the club had these bicy­cles built for two. One were long time duo rid­ers, but when the sec­ond cou­ple bought a Bur­ley Rock ‘n Roll and told us how much they enjoyed it, we took the plunge. We got a credit card appli­ca­tion in the mail with some super low inter­est or some­thing and for our wed­ding anniver­sary present to our­selves we made a trip to Atlanta, test drove one for all of a cou­ple hun­dred yards and bought the thing. Donna loved the tan­dem. She just had to pedal and enjoy the scenery, none of that pesky shift­ing or brak­ing to worry about. We did have a blast with it, on club rides with reg­u­lar folks it was like dri­ving an 18-wheeler amongst cars. Down­hill we blasted at speeds unri­valed, but uphill we were hauled right back in.

While I enjoyed the tan­dem I really missed the sin­gle bike. As the cap­tain of a tan­dem it is your job to let the stoker know about bumps, when you were shift­ing, when you wanted to coast, brake, etc, and I had a hard time with all that. I was so used to rid­ing on a bike by myself, I would just do with­out think­ing, which would draw the ire of the stoker. About that time my prostate prob­lems arose where it was uncom­fort­able to ride for long or I would feel bad for days after­ward, so rid­ing slowed to a trickle. I con­vinced Donna to sell the tan­dem, we got about 2/3rds of what we paid for it after rid­ing it for a year and a half. She was more sorry to see it go than I.

About 4 years ago we ran into the cou­ple from the Club and asked them if they still rode their Bur­ley. They said no not really, so Donna asked if they would sell it to us. “No,” they replied, “we are going to get back into it.” We under­stood per­fectly, from a high of rid­ing about 3,000 miles a year we had fallen to 300 miles if we were lucky and still had 6 bikes between the two of us.

Fast for­ward two more years and we had at least sold off the least used of the 6, the moun­tain bikes. We asked our selves, should we sell the com­mut­ing bikes as they were just col­lect­ing dust in the garage, but said, “No, we are going to get back into it.”

Fast for­ward two more years to last last Fri­day, I get an email from the Bur­ley owner, did I still want to buy it? Sure, what do you want for it? He said he’d take the $400 I offered him 4 years ago. Today our anniver­sary present to our­selves for this year showed up in the dri­ve­way:
Burley Rock 'n Roll

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And On The 7th Day…

Didn’t get a patch kit, so bicy­cling this morn­ing was out. Couldn’t get moti­vated enough to com­mit to a hike. What we did do is our weekly gro­cery shop­ping after a gourmet break­fast of Hardee’s Bis­cuit ‘n’ Gravy (530 cal — 34g fat — 8g sat — 10mg chol — 1550mg sodium.) Turns out we wouldn’t have gone away because we got a morn­ing shower that started as we were pulling into Hardee’s.

Hated get­ting caught in the rain after just wash­ing the car yes­ter­day, but hey, pre­cip­i­ta­tion hap­pens. In what I think may be a sign of sick­ness, when we got home from the store I went out in the garage and dried the car off hop­ing to keep that just washed freshness.

Started up, went down, back up, still up.
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Bike Afternoon (sort of)

Two week­ends ago before we went for our lit­tle bike ride I noticed that there was a slight wob­ble in the rear wheel. Liv­ing dan­ger­ously I broke out the spoke wrench and gave 3 or 4 spokes around a full turn. Loos­ened two and tight­ened two depend­ing on which direc­tion I needed to pull the rim. I got most of the blip out, but after our ride the wob­ble was back. Time for a pro­fes­sional. Last Thurs­day I dropped off the wheel at the local bike shop and when the mechanic went to put the wheel on the tru­ing stand, she noticed my prob­lem right off, the rim was cracked at one of the spoke holes and the nip­ple was pul­ing through.

We had to order a new rim, so she said give her a week. This after­noon we went and picked up my newly rebuilt wheel. She was just fin­ish­ing up the job when we arrived, putting the tire tire back on and pump­ing it full of air. We were plan­ning on a late after­noon bike ride, but I had a few hours so I just put the wheel in the garage. The rains came this after­noon, so rid­ing was out, but I went out to put the wheel on the bike because Plan B would be an early morn­ing ride on Sun­day. The tire as flat.

I pulled out a patch kit from a cab­i­net and the rub­ber cement for apply­ing the patches was long evap­o­rated. Donna has some glue­less patches in the seat bag of her bike, I could use them. I found the hole easy enough and applied the patch. Pumped up the tire and mounted on the bike. A cou­ple hours later I checked the tire, flat again. We never did have good luck with those glue­less patches. We may head out and get a patch kit tonight or for­get about the bike ride tomor­row and go for a hike in Hitch­cock Woods.

Ride Report

Got noth­ing much to say tonight, but I do need to make up a ride report from this morning’s ride for the Aiken Bicy­cle Club’s web site. So in lieu of any bitch­ing and moan­ing tonight, I present, 20 Miles in the Morn­ing:

When Donna and I rolled to the end of our dri­ve­way we almost did a 180. The road looked like it had recently rained and the clouds seemed low enough graze our hel­mets. We knew that at least 2 of the usual group were not going to be there, so we reluc­tantly headed to the Odell Weeks cen­ter. Some­one from out of town had called me on Thurs­day and said she would be in town vis­it­ing and could she ride with us, so some­one had to show.

Not long after our arrival at Weeks, Jenny pulled in and started to unload her bike. By 8:30 no one else was there so the 3 of us started out. It was still threat­en­ing look­ing and the roads were damp, but off we went any­way. Glad we did, as each mile clicked off the weather got a lit­tle nicer. So much so that the sun actu­ally made an appear­ance 3/4 of the way through the ride. Right about that time Donna rolled through some glass and flat­ted. The next 5 min­utes were spent chat­ting while the two ladies watched Brian get his fin­gers greasy from the chain and knees dirty from the tire. We fin­ished with a nice tail­wind down Pine Log.

At the end Jenny thanked us for going for the ride, we thanked her for show­ing up because if she hadn’t, Donna and I might have just gone back home.

Smooth Move Mr. Cyclist Guy

As men­tioned the other day, I did in fact make the Sun­day paper. I had actu­ally for­got­ten all about it until I picked up the paper off my lawn this morning.

A pic­ture of the cute kid who went to Camp Ser­toma that is par­tially funded by the sale of the license plate he posed next to was at the top and the first one writ­ten about in the arti­cle. I snagged about 5 min­utes of my allot­ted 15, by hav­ing my pic­ture and words tak­ing up the sec­ond half of the arti­cle. I wish I could link you to the arti­cle, but our lit­tle paper hasn’t posted the arti­cle yet (and when they do, they don’t do pictures.)

My plate is from the Pal­metto Cycling Coali­tion which is a statewide orga­ni­za­tion to help pro­mote cycling aware­ness, both to the gen­eral pub­lic and state gov­ern­ment. Across the top is embla­zoned “SHARE THE ROAD.” In the arti­cle I am quoted as say­ing that I hoped that this would make peo­ple aware that cyclists are peo­ple and not just some­thing in their way.

Cut to sev­eral hours later…On our usual Sun­day morn­ing ride with some other ABC mem­bers we are com­ing back into town on the last leg of our jour­ney. I was in the front of the group of five rid­ing along close to the white line when a pickup truck blows by fairly close. As I look up to glare at the dri­ver, I see him ges­ture with his hand towards the right, as if to say get off the road. Obvi­ously he hasn’t read his morn­ing paper yet. Usu­ally, I just give a friendly wave as if I mis­in­ter­preted their inten­tion, but for what­ever rea­son today it struck me wrong, so I gave him the fin­ger. He is about 30 yards up the road by now and returns my one-fingered salute in kind. And his brake lights come on, but just for a sec­ond. Per­haps his wife in the pas­sen­ger seat was scream­ing at him like mine, who was rid­ing right behind me, was scream­ing at me. Now I’m hop­ing he didn’t read the paper because maybe he would see my smil­ing face (and name) and put it together that was me on the bike.

Because yes­ter­day was so busy, when I got home last night I barely had the energy to post, let alone read my usual blogs, so imag­ine my sur­prise when I read this blurb in Will’s blog and thought how close I had come hav­ing some­thing like that hap­pen to me.

My Sore Butt

Went for a bike ride for the first time in about a month. Just 15 lit­tle miles around town and now my butt hurts. I’m not tired or any­thing, just my sit bones ain’t used to it no more. How the mighty have fallen, as lit­tle as 5 years ago a 60 mile day in the sad­dle would bring not a wim­per from any part of my body, as they say, “Use it or lose it.” I’ve lost it.

Never Wax Inside

Used the Cal­i­for­nia Duster on the car this after­noon and dis­cov­ered sev­eral more reminders on why I shouldn’t wax the car in the garage. Wiped that dried wax off a few places, but later this evening, in the fad­ing sun­shine, I noticed there are still a few more spots. Sigh…

Rode the bikes to work today, so if it wasn’t for the monthly meet­ing of the Aiken Bicy­cle Club, the Miata would not have got­ten dri­ven today. Is there some­thing wrong with that pic­ture? Bicy­cle to work and drive to a bicy­cling function?

Started down, still down.
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Bike ride in the morning,

Bike ride in the morn­ing, gro­cery shop­ping and lunch out with Donna and her Mom, after­noon in front of the com­puter doing newslet­ters and the evening in front of the com­puter goof­ing off. The Miata sat all day.

Started up, still up.
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Rednecks*

My wife and I went for a short bike ride this after­noon. Stopped at a light wait­ing to cross and a pick-up truck drove by from left to right on the road we were wait­ing to cross. As they passed one of the occu­pants shouted some­thing that I couldn’t make out. My wife on the other hand heard them say, “Get off the f@$%ing road, roads are for cars!” We weren’t in front of him slow­ing his progress, we hadn’t cut in front of him by cross­ing the street on the red light, noth­ing, yet they/he took offense to a cou­ple of adult cyclists on a sunny Sun­day after­noon.
Con­tinue read­ing Rednecks*