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Hunting Eggs

Tuesday, April 7, 2015

Easter Egg Hunt

Yesterday Donna went to Easter service with Scott and family while I hung out at the cabin. After the service there was an Easter egg hunt, making that 3 egg hunts in 24 hours for the kids. On Saturday to go along with the one Donna’s brother’s family puts on for a few of the neighborhood kids, there was the one held at the local IGA.

That’s right, the only grocery store in the town of Granite Falls, hides hundred of plastic eggs filled with candy on the floor and in the bottom couple of shelves, then turns lose about 75 scrambling kids from 2 to 12 years old looking for them. Each kid is also given a special egg with a number in it so at the end they each get a separate special prize ranging from bubbles to plastic toys to chocolate bunnies.

Because the event starts at 10:00 AM on a Saturday there are invariably 1 or 2 people who end up doing their weekly grocery shopping during this small riot of kids & parents and just shrug it off. Ahh, small town life.

Today was a rainy and cool day, so we hung around the cabin while the Morrisons did their own thing. We did go over for supper where we made plans to go tulip hunting tomorrow.

Tagged: Family, Travel

Lost Without GPS

Sunday, April 5, 2015

Lake Bosworth

This is the view off the back deck of our home for the next week, Lake Bosworth with Mt. Pilachuck in the background.

Well, it wouldn’t be a complete trip for us unless we left something behind. Something somewhat essential, but realizing its absence at a point to far away from home to warrant turning around for. Partway to Atlanta we realized that the car GPS was not in the car we were in. It was home in the trunk of the Miata.

This way wasn’t too a big problem, we had a paper map of the state, plus the DeLorme map book and we could find our way to Scott’s in Granite Falls, but finding our cabin on the lake might be an issue. We did have the hand held GPS which we brought along in case we go hiking where there might be geocaches. I could plug the coords into that and use its turn by turn feature, but the screen is postage stamp sized compared to the car GPS.

We decided that if we could get an add-on GPS for the rental car for about $5 a day we would do it. We are members of the Emerald Club at National, so normally we just grab a car and go, but this time we stopped at the counter. I asked the lady how much and her answer was $16.95 a day! Yikes, you could buy a new one for that after 6 days. Donna asked if there was a weekly rate. That was sixty bucks, which was almost tempting. Then the counter agent remembered our Emerald Club membership and commenced to clicking to see what the Emerson discount might be. For us it would be $50 or a bit over seven dollars a day for rental period, so we took it.

Good thing too, because the hand held GPS wouldn’t have been any help, turns out all I loaded was the southeast US topo maps not the whole USA like I thought. Which is sort of almost like what I did our last trip out here.

Tagged: Geocaching, Travel

Full Moon Flush

Friday, April 3, 2015

Full Moon Flight

Shortly after takeoff from Atlanta, Donna noticed the full moon out her window hovering just off the wing tip, so I thought I’d get a picture. About the time I got the camera out from under seat in front of me and leaned over her to take some pictures the plane started its turn to the west. Just managed to get one with the wing and moon1 in the same frame.

About 30 minutes into the flight the Captain made an announcement from the cockpit they were having toilet troubles, seems like only a couple of them would actually flush. He literally told us to hold for a bit while they tried a couple things to fix it. If those failed we were going have to land shy of our destination to get another plane. A few minutes later he came back on and apologized for the inconvenience, but good news, they all seemed to be working now.

The rest of the flight was uneventful and we finally arrived at our hotel near the airport at about 11:30 PM Seattle time, but for our bodies it was really 2:30 AM Saturday. We got checked into a room and before we even got settled in we had go back down to the lobby to get a different room, the reason – the toilet wouldn’t flush…

1I wonder if the Man in the Moon knows he’ll be passing through the earth’s shadow tomorrow morning? We won’t notice, it’ll be too cloudy here to see it.

Tagged: Rants, Travel

Draughtlander Is Finally Over

Thursday, April 2, 2015

Six long months ago Starz showed the 8th episode (of 16) of the first season of Outlander. They left it at at cliffhanger, our time traveling nurse Claire was being held captive by the aptly nicknamed Captain “Black Jack” Randall the great-great-great-granfather of her 20th century husband. Just as Black Jack was about to have his way with her, in through the window bursts her 18th century husband Jamie – fade out. Now, it was only technically a cliffhanger for folks who have not read the book, for some of us it was like we were sailing around the world solo and we dropped our only copy of the book overboard. We know what happens next and would have to wait till we get to the next English speaking port to find another copy.

If you can’t wait until Saturday at 9:00 PM, here is the first 3-1/2 minutes of Episode 9:

httpvh://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4LOmMA-xWQ

Started down, went up, went down, still down.
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Tagged: Outlander

Who Is The Fool Now?

Wednesday, April 1, 2015

Ever since I was a child, I’ve always had a fear of monsters under my bed at night.

So I went to a psychiatrist and told him: “I’ve got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there’s something under it. I’m scared. I think I’m going crazy.”

“Just put yourself in my hands for one year, said the shrink. Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.”

“How much do you charge?”

“Hundred seventy-five dollars per visit,” replied the doctor.

“I’ll sleep on it,” I said.

Six months later the doctor met me on the street. “Why didn’t you come to see me about those fears you were having?” He asked.

“Well, at $175 a visit, three times a week for a year, is $27,300.00. A bartender cured me for $10.00. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new Miata.”

“Is that so?” With a bit of an attitude he said, “and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?”

“He told me to cut the legs off the bed. Ain’t nothing under there now.”

Tagged: Jokes

Not Even Close

Monday, March 30, 2015

I redeemed the $50 gift certificate for our 20th place finish in the 2014 Moss Motoring Challenge. The cockpit cover we have been using needed replacing. We have already replaced the side elastic and the velcro would have to be next, as the all three spots it is used were no longer staying stuck reliably. Fortuitously, the cost of a new cover fell close to value of the certificate.

An hour ago the UPS guy dropped a box off on the front steps. I went out into the garage to put in on the Miata. It doesn’t fit. Our old one fit awkwardly around the mirrors, but it still covered everything as it should. From 2001 to 2005 the seat on the Miata had taller built-in headrests. They are so much taller than the ones in earlier year cars that they earned the nickname “surfboards.” The OEM tonneau covers required you to slide the seats forward and then push the seatback back so that it didn’t stick up past the level of the doors.

I thought maybe that is what I needed to do here. Well, with seats laid back it sort of fits and covers all the right areas, but you have to stretch the elastic that goes down the doors to hook on the frame rails so tight that I can’t imagine them lasting more than a month of use.

I came back inside and went to the Moss Motors web site to see if the description said anything about not fitting 2001 to 2005 cars. It did not. There was a link to something called instructions, so I clicked on it. It says that those door straps attach to the weld seam at the bottom of the car like we are doing with our current car, but the photo shows it attached to the bottom of the door itself. I went back to the car and tried hooking it that way, didn’t work. It might, but you would have to open the door first.

The current, worn out cover goes on the same general way as this one, 4 elastic hooks and 3 velcro straps, but with the addition of moving both seats, then opening & closing both doors, it becomes too much of a hassle. Might as well cycle the top. This cover is going to be returned.

Tagged: Motoring Challenge, Rants

I’m Batman

Saturday, March 28, 2015

I'm Batman
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We went for a picnic lunch in Hitchcock Woods this afternoon. Us and a couple hundred of our furthest friends. Today was the 99th Annual Aiken Horse Show held at a small show ring in the middle of the woods that is used just these three days of the year.

First we went to the Fresh Market for a sandwich of our choice and then we walked next door to Jimmy John’s for a bag of their kettle chips of our choice. This is one of only a couple times a year that cars are allowed into the woods, so naturally we parked at the Clark Road entrance and walked the mile and a half to the ring.

We might have stayed longer, but it was kind of chilly for late March, so we left right after the Costume Division finished riding.

Started up, went down, still down.
Miata Top Transitions since 10/24/08: 1472
Tagged: Hitchcock Woods
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