Sturgeon’s Law

Ninety per­cent of every­thing is crap.


Derived from a quote by sci­ence fic­tion author Theodore Stur­geon, who once said, “Sure, 90% of sci­ence fic­tion is crud. That’s because 90% of every­thing is crud.” Oddly, when Sturgeon’s Law is cited, the final word is almost invari­ably changed to ‘crap’.

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Honest Abe Oregon Trail A Few Good Cars Await Pawleys Island - 29585-9997

Miles Per Gallon

Fuelly Fuelly

Small Town In A Small World

While read­ing Google News this morn­ing, my eye caught an inter­est­ing head­line, “Rip­ple Effect After Fiery Crash Takes Out Only Place To Get Gas…”, so I clicked on it.

Wait a minute. That name sounds famil­iar. Chug­wa­ter, WY. I’ve been there! It was our first geo­cache find in Wyoming back in 2009 when we took a vaca­tion out west.

Chug­wa­ter, WY — Stopped in this small town to grab a geo­cache. Most of all the small towns we would encounter out here had both their ele­va­tion and pop­u­la­tion listed on the “Wel­come To” sign. (04/11/09)

The next clos­est town that the arti­cle men­tions, Wheat­land, where res­i­dents go to get gas was geo­cache #2.

Wheat­land, WY — Another cache, another “Wel­come To” sign (04/11/09)

We Really Almost Out Of Texas Now

DFW

We decided that it would be a big treat to stay at a hotel right at the air­port. I mean right at a ter­mi­nal. We’ve done this before in Hartford/Springfield and it was cool to check out and then wheel your lug­gage right over to air­line check-in.

The only one like that at Dallas/Ft. Worth is the Grand Hyatt and it is a step up from the one at Bradley Inter­na­tional. A BIG step up. The cost is quite a bit more and, well, every­thing is a bit more. Donna and I are fight­ing out of our weight class on this one. Like most first class hotels you have to pay for inter­net, this place has 3 lev­els of inter­net, $10, $15 & $25 a night; speedy to blaz­ing fast with a Net­flix log-in. There is a refrig­er­a­tor in the room, but it the hotel’s robotic mini bar, pull some­thing out and it is scanned and added to your bill. This means we can’t put any­thing of our own in it for fear of being charged when we take it back out.

The 3 restau­rants in the hotel were too nice for us to go in dressed in jeans and hik­ing boots, so we ordered room ser­vice. Soup and que­sadilla for Donna and a grilled chicken cae­sar salad for me for the equiv­a­lent of a tank of gas for the Pur­ple Whale. Tomor­row for break­fast we will be grab­bing some­thing in the terminal…maybe even from a DD.

But, we are in a room that is very spiffy, lit­er­ally leaps and bounds above the usual HIE places we stay. All the switches are thin mem­brane and there is a con­trol panel on each night­stand (which is really too ple­beian a word for this piece of fur­ni­ture) to con­trol all the lights, the room tem­per­a­ture and the shades for the floor to ceil­ing win­dow. The TV is a this year’s model 42″ Sam­sung. There is a tub or a glass walled shower to choose for your bathing needs. We both choose shower and it has one of those rain type heads that doesn’t have a water saver restric­tor plate in it. Nii­ice. The king bed is awe­some, I bet it is worth as much as Donna and I have spent on mat­tresses in our life­time. And hey, no cheap shrink-wrapped plas­tic cups, we have real fine glass­ware to drive our ice water from. I could get used to this, if I could only afford it all the time.

Walking In The Desert

Grapevine Hills Trail

Beth was feel­ing a lit­tle under the weather, so she and baby Susan stayed in the room, while the rest of us went for a hike this morn­ing. A 6 mile drive on paved roads leads to a 6 mile drive on a dirt road to the trail head of the Grapevine Hills Trail. Described in the brochure as a 1 mile one way easy trail fol­low­ing a sandy wash through mas­sive granite-like boul­ders to a low pass and at the end is an optional 100 yard walk along a ridge to see a pic­turesque win­dow of boulders.

In real­ity, the 1 mile part was right, but that 100 yard thing turned into a 1/4 mile hands and knees scram­ble up the side of the val­ley wall. The view from the top was worth it (see photo above), but the pic­turesque win­dow of boul­ders was lit­er­ally crawl­ing with 8th graders, about 80 of them. They were there on a field trip that the stu­dents of a pri­vate school in Austin take every year to learn geol­ogy along with math and stuff.

After lunch we were going to drive a cou­ple miles down the road and do part of the Lost Mine Trail to get a 2 mile hike. Every­one wanted to go this time and that meant tak­ing two cars, which Donna and I really didn’t want to do. I looked through the trail book and found a 1.6 mile loop that started right here in the lodge park­ing lot. The first half or so was all uphill, gain­ing a cou­ple hun­dred feet of ele­va­tion and at this point I think there were a cou­ple wish­ing that they hadn’t come. The last part was all down­hill and the group stayed pretty much together for that.

After din­ner plans included a 1/2 mile walk down­hill to see a ranger demon­stra­tion and then maybe a walk back up.

Tomor­row we have a dawn launch for the drive to Dal­las where we’ll spend the night before fly­ing home. Scott, Beth and the kids start their drive back to Wash­ing­ton State via Golden, NM and Steve heads up the road a cou­ple hun­dred miles to home.

We Almost Out Of Texas

Rio Grande

This morn­ing we all went for a cou­ple of short walks near the lodge as we were mark­ing time until Donna’s old­est brother Jim arrived. Jim was tak­ing a day off from work in Dal­las to come down and see everyone.

When he arrived we all piled into two cars and drove the 20 miles to the Rio Grande Vil­lage in the south­east part of the park. We had a pic­nic lunch and then took a short walk over to the boat ramp to actu­ally stare off at another coun­try, Mex­ico. Jim, myself, James and Madi­lyn tried to incite an inter­na­tional inci­dent by throw­ing rocks at the other side. The river is only about 25 yards wide here and though sev­eral of our group landed rocks in the Mex­i­can half of the river and I man­aged to strike land twice, no Fed­erales returned fire.

While we were eat­ing a road­run­ner made a brief appear­ance near us, but accu­rately judg­ing our max­i­mum fir­ing dis­tance, or he was watch­ing us throw stones at Mex­ico ear­lier, came no closer than 25 yards.

After our pic­nic we drove over to the Boquil­las Canyon Over­look to gaze again at the Rio Grande and from this height some of its flood plain. At the park­ing area there were a half dozen or so large rocks cov­ered in trin­kets made from beads, pieces of Fool’s Gold and painted walk­ing sticks in a sort of self-service Mex­i­can sou­venir stand. When we looked across the river, there were the artists and their horses sit­ting in the shade.

Prior to 9/11 there was an unof­fi­cial bor­der cross­ing here. The Mex­i­cans from the small iso­lated vil­lage of Boquil­las, not too far from the over­look, would row Amer­i­can park vis­i­tors to the other side to sell them these same type of items, before bring­ing them back across. Since then the cross­ing has been closed and Amer­i­cans are not allowed to cross the bor­der except via the offi­cial cross­ings a hun­dred miles east or west of here. I’m guess­ing there is a sort of under­stand­ing between the park rangers and the vil­lagers that as long as they are not actu­ally on Amer­i­can soil actively sell­ing these items it is OK. And they let the Mex­i­cans ride across the river in the morn­ing to set up “shop” and then back to col­lect their unsold wares and pro­ceeds each evening.

Big Bend National Park

Room With A View

We had big plans this morn­ing to do the 2 mile walk­ing tour of Fort Stock­ton and grab a half dozen caches around town before head­ing down to Big Bend National Park, but twenty mile an hour winds and the low 40’s tem­per­a­tures dis­suaded us from it. We also had big plans to eat break­fast at a local joint, but they’re not being open pre­vented that, so opted instead to eat break­fast at McDon­alds and shop for pro­vi­sions at Wal-Mart.

For the hun­dred and some­thing mile drive to Big Bend I had mapped out a few more caches, after two fail­ures we gave up on that. The first was an inter­est­ing two stage earth­cache. Stage one was right on US385, but stage was 3.84 miles into what the GPSr showed to be noth­ing, with no roads to it. The sec­ond was at a road­side pic­nic shel­ter. After stop­ping and the direc­tion it indi­cated seemed not be appro­pri­ate, so I read all the cache instruc­tions and noted it said, “Hop the fence and 100 yards in it will be under a dead cac­tus.” The fence in ques­tion was a 5 foot high, 4 strand barbed wire one that we weren’t even think­ing of attempting.

I know it seems like I have been writ­ing about noth­ing but neg­a­tive things that have been hap­pen­ing to us, but we are hav­ing a great time (except for that drive from DFW to the hotel on the first day.) The roads uncrowded, the peo­ple are friendly the weather good and the scenery sublime.

The photo above is from the bal­cony of the room we are in for the next three days and it is prob­a­bly the worst view for miles.

We Really In Texas

Texas Shaped Waffle

This break­fast waf­fle at the Micro­tel Inn wasn’t the usual round shape…

After eat­ing we spent the rest of the morn­ing over at San Angelo State park doing some geo­caching. There were a total of 56 caches in the park, but there was no way we would try and get nearly that many. Ended up grab­bing 8 and DNF­ing one. The park was touted as hav­ing a large lake, but because of the lack of rain in these parts it is bone dry. Maybe some­one should tell the state of Texas to amend their descrip­tion of the park. Also the geocache’s descrip­tions could be made more truth­ful. It was still worth the 4 bucks a head to get in as we got to see some prairie dogs (got a photo) and bison (no photo) to go with a cou­ple small hikes in some very dif­fer­ent ter­rain than we can see in SC.

The after­noon was spent dri­ving to Fort Stock­ton where we are spend­ing the night. Along the way we stopped and briefly vis­ited the Santa Rita #1 which turned the Uni­ver­sity of Texas into a very rich school when it became the first major dis­cov­ery of oil in West Texas. A cou­ple things we found out today, Texas isn’t big on post­cards, can’t seem to find them any­where and you can legally go 75 MPH on some of the 2 lane roads here.

We in TEXAS

While in the Atlanta air­port await­ing our flight, Donna decided to call brother Scott to see how they were doing. He, his wife and the three kids piled into the fam­ily vehi­cle and left Seat­tle on Fri­day after­noon. Scott and Beth were going to take turns at the wheel so they could get to Albu­querque vir­tu­ally non-stop. She called and there was no answer, so she left a message.

Just before we were get­ting to board our flight she flipped open the phone to give him a call and noticed we had two missed calls and a text mes­sage from Scott. She tried to call him back, but got no answer again. I sug­gested reply­ing to his text. She had never done it before, so I talked her through the process and watched in amaze­ment as it took 5 min­utes to com­pose a cou­ple of four word sen­tences. She wanted to know where the ques­tion mark and other punc­tu­a­tion marks were on our sim­ple cell phone. We don’t have any, so she sent it off. I told her it was tex­ting, you don’t need no punc­tu­a­tion. You don’t need all the let­ters in the words. Heck you don’t even need verbs.

When we landed in Dal­las, she sent him another text, “We in TEXAS.”