For Sale Rent

There is a house just around the corner and down the street that has a sign out front. One of those $1.79 ones from Home Depot that says in big white letters on a red background:

FOR
SALE
BY OWNER

Apparently he hasn’t had much luck selling it, so he has decided to try another option, renting it. Instead of buying a new sign for $1.79 he just taped over the word SALE with some masking tape and wrote the word RENT in magic marker.

 

If you were his tenant imagine how fast this guy will spend money to fix a problem?

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Kamakazie Kricket

I was just out in the garage giving the Emperor a little sponge bath in preparation for tomorrow’s MMC event when I spotted a cricket watching me. I’m not even positive crickets have eyes, but this one sure seemed like it was giving me the once over. There were several large splats on the nose of the car that I was Quick Detailing off and maybe this cricket felt I was being disrespectful of a dead relative or something.

It was no ordinary cricket either, it was big one, about the size my friend Mark might use as bait while fishing for kayak sized catfish. Well, all that staring kind of unnerved me a little, so I slipped off my sneaker and moved slowly that direction to flatten Jiminy out.

In some places it is believed if you kill a cricket it is bad luck, but with the way my luck is running recently, who would notice. I’ve also heard that if kill a cricket it’ll rain, but with the weather we’ve had, and are predicted to have, who would notice.

As I swung my Nike with deadly intent at our giant cricket, it leaped out of the way at the last minute. Did he jump away from me, no, he jumped AT me!

I am proud to say that I didn’t squeal like a little girl as it bounced off my arm, then my chest and then who knows where. I did however flail my arms and upper body around in a pathetic attempt to get away like an uncoordinated spaz who just stepped on a banana peel.

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When It Rains It Pours

First the garbage disposal debacle, then the Battery saga, now this morning I get a call from the bank’s fraud unit. Somebody got a new wardrobe using my debit card. Three hundred dollars at Men’s Wearhouse, another $160 at Men’s Wearhouse and $140 at FootSmart. Oh, yeah, and a dollar at iTunes.

We had to stop at the bank on the way home and fill out some paperwork. Because it is a debit card the money is out of the account, we’ll get it back, it is just a matter of time.

The MMC monthly meeting tonight was at a Chinese restaurant and , no fooling, my fortune was: “Now is a lucky time for you – take a chance.”

So on the way home we stopped and bought a MegaMillions lottery ticket using the six numbers on the back.

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And I Thought I Had A Bad Day Yesterday

When we got to work this morning we were greeted by this gruesome discovery. First time I had seen anything like this. Poor dove.

How could this have happened? We had some thunderstorms come through the area last night, maybe high winds? Another bird/animal chase it into the fence?

Just as mysterious as its appearance, was its disappearance. By our afternoon walk, the bird’s body was gone with no sign of it on the ground, nary a feather anywhere…

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