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A Holiday Message From The Life Of Brian Staff

Monday, December 24, 2012

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Please accept — with no obligation, implied or implicit — my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable tradition of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your preference.

In addition, please enjoy a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2013.

Tagged: Whatever

Who Knew?

Saturday, December 22, 2012

All,

Last year after Christmas we picked out our Christmas cards for this year, sue us, we’re frugal. We found them at Kroger and there were 4 different sized cards in each box all with the same style. Donna sat down as she does every year writes out the cards and I place the stickers and stamps on each envelope.

Turns out there is a minimum size envelope that can be run through the automated sorter machines at Post Offices and one of the four sizes we mailed was too small. So over the last 4 days, we have gotten your cards returned to us with various notes attached on the envelopes from “This is too small and undeliverable” to “Additional 20¢ postage required.”

Instead of trusting the additional 20¢ we opted to buy regular stamps and place your cards in regular sized envelopes, so sorry for the lateness of our Christmas greetings.

We got back 9 cards and we think there was a total of 10 of the small sized envelopes. The missing one might have gone to Canada where we hope the natural politeness of the Canadians applies to their postal service and it will get delivered anyway. If it ends up going to somewhere in America, someone on our list will be greeted by a USPS delivery person ransoming the Christmas card for 20¢

Merry Christmas,
Brian & Donna

Tagged: Whatever

Sticker Shock

Wednesday, December 19, 2012

Another hour in a Lowe’s shuffling cabinets around on a computer screen. We settle on a counter top, man-made quartz for the greatest heat resistance (because we are so used to plopping pots from the stove onto the current tile) and some floor tile ideas. Now we have some video game looking renderings and a price sheet.

Left Wall
Front Wall
Right Wall
Back Wall


I showed the guy how to copy the image file on his screen and paste it into an email, but the 2Meg file size exceeded the limit Lowe’s would let him send per message, so these are cell phone pictures of the computer screen. I adjusted the white balance and perspective as best I could to get them to look like I remember them looking like in the store.

The cost of just the cabinets, no installation, and counter top with installation came to 80% of our ideal budget and 60% of our max spending limit. Yikes!

Started up, went down, still down.
Miata Top Transitions since 10/24/08: 1186
Tagged: Kitchen, Remodeling

Infomercial Math

Tuesday, December 18, 2012

If you took advantage of the Buy 1 Set, Get 1 FREE! offer on the Half Time Drill Driver would you then have a Full Time Driver?

Tagged: Whatever

Oh, Stop It

Tuesday, December 18, 2012

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Insensitive?

Tuesday, December 18, 2012

I would have thought so, but it looks like from the article that the family signed off on it. Maybe it is just me, but the last thing I would want named in honor of a loved one who was killed in an exploding spacecraft would be the debris field of another, albiet unmanned, one.

Moon probes’ crash site named for Sally Ride

Tagged: Rants

It Never Stops

Monday, December 17, 2012

Yesterday we visited the Aiken Lowe’s to see what kind of kitchen cabinet displays they had setup. We also wanted to get some ideas about counter tops and floor tiles to coordinate with our already selected back splash tile.

So the first order of business was to head to flooring and pick up an example of the back splash tile we feel in love with at the Lowe’s in North Augusta. When we found it, it looked dull and lifeless, then I peeled off the plastic wrapper and the look dramatically improved. It was like they were two different sets of tiles.

Over to the Kitchen Cabinet area and maybe the third display we see, we both go, “That’s it.” We found what we wanted & liked. All of our cabinet questions were answered. Style: Breckenridge, check. Wood: Maple, check. Finish: Spice, check. Hardware: Satin Nickel Flat Pull, got it. We even liked the counter top, it was something quartz, might have been this or something close to it. The whole setup even looked nice with the bare concrete store floor leading us to pick out some gray tile with brown accenting.

The only fly in the ointment was our favored back splash choice looked way out of place in this setup. The standard 4″ counter top material back splash looked just fine. So I walked over to the shelf where we had found it and put it back on top. About three steps away I heard a crash behind me. The tile had slid right off the shelf and self destructed on the floor, I kept on walking.

Today when I called the cabinet designer at the North Augusta Lowe’s to set up our follow up appointment I was excited to let him know we had picked the cabinets we wanted. When I told him what the style was he said, “The flat front drawers in that style are also available in a 5 piece option. Plus this month, you can get the premium Coffee Glaze as a no-cost option.”

Will the choices never stop?

Tagged: Kitchen, Remodeling
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